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A dry-humored army veteran armed with sound-effects; a car-nerd with embarrassing stories & social poop anxieties; & a curmudgeonly, neurotic PC gamer who bought a house, walk into a podcast studio… Welcome to PATG. This weekly podcast features a cranky group of non-pretentious friends & guests co…


    • Jan 19, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    511: Thou Shalt Not Covid Thy Neighbor’s Wife

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2022 84:22

    Episode 511: A snowstorm hits Pittsburgh and Andrew is late. Brett had a cold. Snow tires. Updates to the studio. Puke wants a pool table, Andrew argues ping pong is better. VR ping pong. Boston. Andrew disappointed to find only sushi at a sushi restaurant. Football.

    510: Skip To the Part Where You Die

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 103:46

    Episode 510: How's the weather? Then it goes downhill from there. Andrew sees more cops and feels less free in NH. A retarded man tells us to fuck off. Puke's car gets damaged. Brett loves model trains. Workplace injuries. Planet fitness hate. When is the sunrise. Brett and Andrew try to do math to figure out the Earth Number (TM).

    509: It's Pronounced Chupacabra

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2022 121:41

    Episode 509: Happy New Year! Do you remember drinks with chewy bubbles in them? Micheal Keaton. Andrew visits a bar that "King Pin" was filmed at. Will the CRV get better soon? What is thrust alignment? Movies were better before 9/11. Top Gun! Yellowstone! Beandana? Salad gifts for Brett. The rocketbook. Phishing emails. Andrew is going to Boston.

    508: Pittsburgh, Hello! … and Beware of the Nanowires!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2021 112:05

    Episode 508: Merry Christmas! Sorry for the bad audio. Brett is in NH and about to visit Boston. Andrew likes living in horse country. The "science" of weighted blankets. VR mini-golf and ping-pong. Q-amom. What does "based" even mean? Andrew ruins his back. Puke rants about taxes, Andrew rants about Puke's rant. Fearful people are the most dangerous. Twice stolen burritos in Columbus.

    507: Do You Have a Pen Or What?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021

    Episode 507: What is the lowest scoring football game? COVID signs trying to be cute. How to spell some Polish guys name. Elites can't control the information. B & G go to the wrong bar. Xmas gifts from Gabriela. Andrew goes to Miami and parties like a rock star. There was a buffet! Yacht. No homeless in Miami. Fuck Uber. Where are the tokens?

    506: Space Marine Thunderhawk Gunship

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 148:28

    Episode 506: We just got back from the gym and didn't fill the trough. What is horchata? Andrew likes being called "Mister". The bodybuilder toothbrush. Rage against the GrubHub. Owen or Luke Wilson? Don Jon. Andrew's sewer is clogged again. Puke water heater is dead. Go pee in the yard. Andrew again interrogates and berates Puke about his involvement in NFT's.

    505: El Pollo Asesino

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 146:30

    Episode 505: Andrew and Alex are back from Nicaragua. Shocking news about Puke's cold last week. Brett goes to a tarot card reading. We start a new gang called the Scrabbly Bois. What is a henge? Chicken assassination. Alex takes too long to buy art. Andrew almost fights a Nica trying to scam him. How much cheese? Monkeys! Suspicious items clogging Andrew's plumbing. Nicaragua has the loudest music.

    504: Underground Lesbian Tunnels

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 141:08

    Episode 504: Puke is filled with mouse poop dust after the move. Hunters are everywhere around the new studio. Brett prepared a full Thanksgiving feast and doxxes his whole family. There are too many seltzers. Dinner with angry feminists. How are people living in different realties? Are the hypnotized? The Omicron variant is coming to kill us all!

    503: Just Retarded

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2021 130:44

    Episode 503: We finally have a new studio in an unfinished basement. It's been a crazy week of moving. The mannequin and podium are back! There are rugs hanging from the ceiling. What name will Danny and Alice choose? Did Andrew get hit on by a Scottish man?

    502: Up Tits

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 81:42

    Episode 502: Portmansheau is on the move again. The Butler basement studio is gone and awaiting its new home. In the meantime, we are recording at Brett's sexy lounge style studio on a casting couch. Nacho dinner. Andrew is homeless with many homes. Matthew Lesko. Spork. What is a neck gator? We have a listener porn star. Giant rugs. Cold dips in the morning.

    501: Stop the Rimming

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 131:43

    Episode 501: Puke is making too much noise in the gym, but so are the teens. Different ways to try intermittent fasting and other bio-hacking. Pizza Twist! Seinfeld is Andrew's guide to life. Are we entering a "Fourth Turning" of humanity? Trundle Manor. Andrew's back is broken again. Why don't we eat more lamb? PUMP!

    499: Paper Mâché Comedy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2021 129:00

    Episode 499: An angry man sends emails. Should men use emojis? Gabriela goes to a climbing gym. Andrew discovers Seinfeld memes. Dune. Trying to explain what this show is to a stranger. What is blue comedy? Crypto rants from Andrew. Everything Puke loves is under attack. The fourth largest Amish community in the world. Puke's eyebrows need plucked.

    498: How the Cat Turd Was Smoked…How the Cat Turd Was Smoked?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 116:02

    Episode 498: The animals are pooping. Squirrels have bluetooth. Why are poor people so loud? A haunted hayride. TDZ was disrupted by a tornado over Butler. We tour a house made to survive Y2K. A head injury at work. Smoking cat turds.

    497: If You Jizz On Something, It Doesn't Mean You're Done With It

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2021 126:09

    Episode 497: Andrew is back and we find out why he was gone. Was it his hatred of musicals? Or his love of Pittsburgh stairs? Are food shortages coming? What are the best paper towels? Puke gets great seats for the Pittsburgh Penguins home opener game. Brett sees "Sweet Girl" and "My Octopus Teacher". Chipmunks are in the walls.

    496: Piss Fish

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 119:13

    Episode 496: Pittsburgh loses a bird. German Christmas ornaments. Movies! Garbage modern art. The Johnstown Flood. Did Brett give out his phone number? Is that how he got hacked? Hanging with BBQ guys. Puke gets obsessed with NFT's. Salad dressing.

    495: The Product of Any Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 128:14

    Episode 495: Danny and Alice are back in Pittsburgh because we have all of the poop stories to talk about that we could fit into two hours. Also, bears.

    494: Peanut Butter Death Kid to the Rescue

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 155:01

    Episode 494: It's the end of September! How do bears hibernate? We never find out. Instead, we discuss the Pittsburgh Fatties Social Club and cliche industrial themed coffee shops. Who invited this cat? There are too many peppers. Tiny spoons of poop being mailed to a lab. Brett does to a colonial fair. Andrew doesn't wear a mask. Is Pittsburgh falling apart as we witness a street corner fight.

    493: Poopitraitor

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 151:32

    Episode 493: It's a full house! Author of the book "Story of Nowhere" Danny and his wife Alice are visiting Pittsburgh. This turned into a very long show! We discussed in no particular order; Asians, Amish, detergent, tofu, dating an Amish, not dating an Amish, smelly curry, body odor, city garbage, shipping containers, Lex Luthor, Australia, vaccine mandates, unions, Gung Ho with Micheal Keaton, the black community, St. Patrick's Day parade in September, a poopitraitor in the house, found underwear, poop analysis, Pittsburgh drivers, ping pong, and Nicki Minaj!

    492: A Heritage of Not Shitting Yourself

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 121:50

    Episode 492: Brett almost has a Chinese food butt disaster. Getting asked about being vaccinated by strangers. When are we getting a new studio? Andrew has Jew dinner. Did Alex break more appliances? Crows are amazing and terrifying. Andrew gets mad at Game of Thrones references.

    491: Anamishnously

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2021

    Episode 491: Should we make the show into an NFT? Andrew gets mad about that and rants about Kaczynski and the Amish. Alex thinks all Amish kick chickens. Brett gets a cops attention because of a stupid bus. Alex notices a new coffee maker. How many steps are in Pittsburgh? Fancy cocktail party with robots. Did one of us have a heart attack at the gym? Pickleball.

    490: Traitor Joe’s

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 123:45

    Episode 490: Andrew is reunited with his precious Honda CRV. Brett had quite the adventure with the CRV in New Hampshire. Gym update. What is "nut to butt"? Our fun weekend in Pittsburgh after Ep489 with Alex, Drew, and Nick. Why is our coffee maker broken? Andrew hates birthdays.

    489: Al-Qaeda, I Heard They're Not That Bad

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2021 109:37

    Episode 489: We have a full house with Drew Sample, Young Alex, and Yak Nick joining us to discuss our time at the MPLF in Michigan. Is Ohio the worst state? The situation in Afghanistan. Does Drew look like actor Oliver Platt? Public speaking. Land weed. Whiskey.

    488: Midwest Puke and Liberty Fest

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2021 68:09

    Episode 488: Recorded before a high studio audience at the Midwest Peace and Liberty Fest in Michigan. We fought through a horde of mosquitoes and boogaloo LARPers for an impromptu presentation of our most sophisticated toilet humor. We only lost half the crowd by the end of the show and Eric (from "in the chat" fame) gave us a gift! At one point the speakers exploded with horrid feedback.

    487: Since We're Doing Things That Suck For Podcasting…

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2021 137:39

    Episode 487: Brett is back on the webs but needs a pseudonym. Puke makes awful noises at the gym. Who is King of the Bed? We watch videos from the 2020 Olympics that are happening in 2021. How many cylinders does a Rolls Royce have? Andrew went to Brooklyn and bought a new car. Puke apologizes.

    486: Three Clicks Below Retard

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2021 161:44

    Episode 486: Our 10 year anniversary is here! Or is it? We'll never agree. Stephen Colbert, old CNN propaganda, reading children's books in Spanish, slipper disaster, socks by the pound, gym successes and failures, is Andrew a stalker? Puke's studio cat, Niko has passed away and emotions get heated. Thanks whiskey!

    485: Two Clicks Above Retard

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2021 122:51

    Episode 485: We argue over when the 10 year anniversary is. Brett is under attack by NH Dems. Andrew wants a Facebook friend. How smart are we? Are retards happy? Corky from Life Goes On. Andrew narrowly avoids death in his Miata. Brett thinks he's Asian. Puke recommends a book about Afghanistan that is helping him cope with his past.

    484: We’re a History Show!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2021 130:26

    Episode 484: Welcome to all of our NSA listening party fans! We are doing our best to not spread misinformation. That's a lie and so are the Aztec horse-gods. Can you breath with flour-mouth? Fuck meme culture. E-world. Getting caught. The Amish. Andrew's gravesite. A massage gun. Global currency conspiracy. Bitcoin.

    483: Japan Dick Fair

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2021 121:26

    Episode 483: We experience The BIG Butler Fair! Rides, Trump people, fried food, goats, and a demolition derby. Videos and photos on our Instagram and Facebook group. Puke finally gets to see and photograph the Pittsburgh Fourth of July fireworks.

    482: My Dad Tied Me To a Cinder Block

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 138:06

    Episode 482: Andrew has had a bad week of fuck-ups made worse by his mother ruining his plans. Did our parents really teach us anything? Plunger update and controversy. The land of a thousand islands and no dressing. Brett wants a slave island. Choking on Amish popcorn. The female Nick. A classic South Carolina Early Morning Park Fight.

    481: My Love Is Not a PsyOp

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2021 134:13

    Episode 481: Andrew is out of town so Puke, Brett, and Gabriela are here to discuss the latest vaccine conspiracies. Racist drug stores. Pegged pants. Brett's lack of vision. Why would anyone live in California? Brett's friend hates the Jews. Gabriela gets slap bracelet money. Birthing persons.

    480: Trouble At the Cream Station

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2021 116:30

    Episode 480: Brett is back this week with his girlfriend Gabriela. We can't pronounce her name. There are plumbing problems all around. Some pets are illegal in PA, but not alligators. Walmart has asparagus. Andrew can't find a door at Ulta Beauty nor the creamer at the gas station. Which dollar store is Andrew's favorite?

    479: Bunk Bed Horse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2021 90:51

    Episode 479: Andrew and Puke start the show drunk, and it goes uphill from there. Wing Fest, funnel cake, corn dogs, Afghani ribs, hot convertibles, looking at houses, notes, go karts, giants spiders, and new studio lighting.

    478: I Love Gallbladders. You Never Know What's Going to be Inside.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2021 96:20

    Episode 478: We get all stupid about buffalo, rabbits, what squirrels eat, starlings, and concubines. Elizabeth talks tissue. Andrew has an absolute blast at Family Dollar. Puke want's better meat pies.

    477: Over-the-Counter Culture

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2021 138:14

    Episode 477: Alex has a dream about a cave and how dark they are. Andrew has strong criticism against Indians. There was a giant spider. Crypto thoughts. Are UFO stories a gov't control plot? Puke gets shot. Karaoke and poker nights.

    476: What If There Was a Child Hitler

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 99:18

    Episode 476: Puke has returned from CA and gettin' screamy. Andrew and Elizabeth save a turtle. Brett wants to buy a Miata.

    475: How Many Bananas Do You Have to Trade a Monkey to Get a Plane?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 108:37

    Episode 475: Puke is coming home! Alex finds Brett pooping in the wrong bathroom and threw a baby into a fan. Brett puts hot sock rice on his nethers. Andrew goes bowling with the whites and drinking with the blacks.

    474: They Call ‘em “Pinkies” in the Business

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2021 96:38

    Episode 474: Speaking Spanish. Virtual mini-golf. Bearded dragons. Game of Thrones characters. Farting at a man.

    473: I Don’t Regret Being a Fag

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 108:32

    Episode 473: Is Andrew being a fag? What does that even mean? Does he regret it? Will he get to third base or home plate? Why is the toilet lid open? How much sand is in Death Valley? A child's birthday gift.

    472: Barfelona

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2021 140:40

    Episode 472: Alex is back from his adventure to Texas. We discuss Bass Pro Shop, West Memphis, the Mississippi River, tornadoes, and what to do in Oklahoma. Puke visits Taco Bell. Brett looks at a cunty mirror. Andrew, Puke, and Alex are going to Nicaragua.

    471: Business Dancer

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 83:46

    Episode 471: How can we make this podcast last forever? Andrew reconciling his father passing away. Dishwasher hate. Andrew gives advice to Tim. We need an official business meeting dancer. Puke sells his house. The tax man is fucking us all.

    470: By Hand or By Donkey

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 112:08

    Episode 470: Dedicated to Andrew's father, Warren. We also invent ridiculous Sheau themed amusement park rides. They mostly revolve around dicks.

    469: Hey! We all have buttplugs, come on in!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2021 96:13

    Episode 469: Andrew is back all filled with stories! Dinner debacle, creepy fairgrounds, a Covid vaccine site, hidden Amazon Alexa, washing machines, suddenly a sex shop, tax disaster, and Alex headed for Texas.

    468: DUE TO COVID

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 79:29

    Episode 468: Snack science, Columbus, OH parking garages, yellow tuna, state capitals, veteran exploitation, and dead soldiers faces.

    467: Washing a Toddler

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 109:23

    Episode 467: Should men own pets? Learning how and when to shower. A torturous audio ordeal. Puke's new Air BNB and house sale. Andrew has old man pains. The people of CA are pummeled by fear.

    466: #SAVETIMMY

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 92:07

    Episode 466: Alex asks why there is shame around nudity and bodily functions. Brett asks the gang a question. Andrew is afraid of the show succeeding. Puke moves Air BNB's.

    465: You know what? Boy butt!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 89:24

    Episode 465: Puke is now in LA and surrounded by the loudest of people in an ABNB that isn't a stand-alone house. Andrew and Brett went to South Carolina for the pineapples. What would you do if you would die in five minutes? Trying to pee in a cup inside of a car.

    464: The Guy Who Didn’t Want to Touch Wood

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 107:27

    Episode 464: Kidney stones, brushes with death, wearing gloves, having back-ups, getting bored, a grim Wal-Mart future, the kitchen whisk, and a dishwasher rant.

    463: The Sacrificial Lamp

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2021 118:15

    Episode 463: We've decided to change the format of the show to a coffee table book. Are women more attractive based on their name alone? Should a man wear slippers outside the house? Will VR ruin the world? What is the problem with the new gym? We answer none of these questions.

    462: It All Happened Very Quickly

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 108:35

    Episode 462: The best leggings, socks, and slippers. Sheaugi Panels. Andrew yells at a woman. Puke gets carried away with the political posts. Brett wants everyone to stop using porn.

    PCL229: CA 4 – Schmillicon Valley

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 89:13

    PCL229: Part 4 of Puke's adventures in California. This PCL episode is available to all of our wonderful listeners! Hear all the fun stuff by signing up at wwwportmansheau.com/VIP

    461: The Path to the Bear Is Through the Kitten

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 131:24

    Episode 461: What do you do if you get propositioned for a threesome? We talk about that for an hour. What is a key-cock? Is one of our mother's a witch? Cobra Kai making us have emotions. Don't buy your mom a gun.

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