Puke and the Gang (mp3)

Episode 668: Get dumber. Andrew still doesn't know how learning works. There are other podcasts that are talking about Andrew. He has critiques. Can we do our blackest? Is Neil Hamburger racist? Riot season is coming to a city near you. Do the heroin hunch! Brett wants to solve this tippy hobo problem. Is there a good grocery store anywhere? Sheetz salad routine, ruined! The night poops. Nuggets or gummy worms. Gabriela learns about Alpha-Gal. Puke wants to impale the hobos like Vlad, the.

Episode 667: How does one pants? Ten hours of dropped pipe noises. Are PGH cops abusing the P-Town gays? Puke is vindicated by his art. Our favorite brain-rots. Willie's 4-star chicken at Winky's. Andrew learns that Canada is very boring and very French. Couche-Tard.

Episode 666: We made it to hell! And now you too can experience the suffering. Bad jokes, Italian tickets, black Alex, dentists, gooning, devil art, getting sued, nut-job stalker, and fan-mail. Excruciating! Also, movies trailers "Dave", "Runaway Jury", and "My Fellow Americans".

Episode 665: Brought to you by Toast.com. Is Andrew back? Back from what? Is Bonneville bigger than a BMW? FTD! All the cars at the cruise. Puke has too much Miata gas. These cars make people happy. What is the meaning of dance? Is this your black?

Episode 664: What is a number station? Puke learns about flight radar. Brett fails to save the meat. A Geo Metro in Costa Rica. Lick & Putt. The drop computer dies! Andrew learns to love art at Whirligig Park, NC. Space debate! The PGH bus budget is getting slashed! All out of sedans. Rescued by a Tesla. Maserati Levante.

Episode 663: Andrew and Brett finally showed up for a show! Too bad they still have no idea how to start a podcast. Did Andrew whack at the beach? Do you know what a platypus is? Puke wins the dino-bee. Andrew wins the car-bee. Brett tries to win the movie-bee but is stumped by Andrew's terrible clues. Zombies, sports team names, being a lawyer, tiki-boats, storms, forced gays, and much more!

Episode 662: Mostly a US President quiz. Also, a Porsche was driven. Also, I hav a ham in my pocket.

Episode 661: They didn't have chicken wings because of Lent! Instead we talk about Presidential Salmon, haluski, halupki, tornado fries, brambleberry crisp, and pysanka eggs. Brett's secret creamy ingredient. How the studio mannequin was acquired. Mending class. Ways to find calm inside VR mini-golf. Cobra Kai is Andrew's favorite show. Podcast listening speed. A feng shui quiz that makes no sense to anyone but Gabriela.

Episode 660: Who counts down to one with their pinky? Who thinks traffic lights are red, green, and orange? The silly song guy continues to get played by Andrew. The old show songs we did were better. What is a ¾ zip? Midsommar, The Fugitive, Bushwhacked, and American Primeval. Where is Yemen? What happened to the Utah notch? What era would we want to observe? Dr Whoses? States ranked by population, size, and density.

Episode 659: The mixer is safe this week! Andrew got a sippy-cup to drink from. Do you know Alt-Codes? Are we really #4 on a list of the best “comedy fiction” podcasts? 1959 Miami. Kennedy files, Signalgate, and DOGE. LOST and Severance make us mad. Get a pickle fork for endless pleasure! Crab press. Kurasawa would never enjoy AI Ghibli.

Episode 658: Apologies for the weird audio artifacts. Andrew spilled water into the mixer. This audio was recovered from the livestream. Implosions are an appropriate first topic. Black don't crack. Old Game of Thrones YouTube channels. What podcasts have survived this long? Alphabetical music. Puke gets a triple road rage. Afghani robots. The most retarded reason to get a Pittsburgh parking ticket. Mustache comb. Andrew wins an auction.

Episode 657: The show for men and toes at ports. What is Tootsie? RiffTrax. Enough with Bill Murray already! The Greenbrier hotel and rapeorium. A movie about the Afghani all girls robotics team. Pinaud water therapy. Andrew bids on a new classic hot-rod. Are lug nuts important? Puke asks for an opinion on a new EV start-up but Andrew just screams for several minutes. A woman named Anesthesia.

Episode 656: What are snake eggs shaped like? Why are snakes all over Florida swamps? Why do people live in swamps? Have you ever seen an iguana fight? Shrinky Dinks. Adventures in Appalachia with an old Lexus LS400. Yankee Bee Line garage. Knock sensor! Little church boy learns about the grasshopper and the ant from Thomas Sowell.

Episode 655: Some wooooman from New York talks about busses! Andrew's boy writes a letter. You got Piss Fuel, bro? The female urge to slam doors at night. This app tracks your sleep farts. Cost of PGH billboards. Top Dog Law. Generation queef gets it. Is Trump the king now?

Episode 654: The gang talks food guy culture while Puke makes AI images. Gabriela thinks AI wastes water. Arguments ensue. Andrew eats an apple. Puke gets a new hat from Brett. Knobs are Gobblered and weather is predicted by rodents. Are ice-cream jimmies racist? The time Brett went bald. Do you chop wood and carry water? Butt fiber. Hellabore flowers.

Episode 653: It's been 2 weeks and Trump is in office. How are people we know reacting? Do we have empathy? How does Puke track his pens? Explaining helicopters. The "food guy" mentality strikes again! Andrew has a new favorite YouTuber. Chasing the FedEx driver. Car scenes in movies makes Andrew sad. Will Trump bring back V8 cars?

Episode 652: How many Rhode Islands fit into Alaska? Why are there so many Guinea countries? Andrew hates this Seve YouTube guy that Gabriela shared with us. Cleaning nick-knacks. Cult behavior. A list of tech old people and Andrew hate. Car companies are tracking you and selling your data!

Episode 651: What are the next big things we'll never agree on? Psychedelics? Sound baths? Paul Thomas Anderson? Who knows!? Do you like fake crab salad? Does film melt on the set of Lawrence of Arabia? How do train wheels work? How do grenades work? Robot dogs. Reacting to old episodes of ourselves is the new meta.

Episode 650: It's a new year! Did you eat Chinese food? What is the Jew wire? Petrified raccoon penis for sale. They don't know what a plumb-bob is! Duck fucking. An airplane tour of the Poconos. Custom omelettes at the breakfast buffet. Jim Thorpe. You can hear everything through BNB walls. Don't turn around in the snow!

Episode 649: Gabriela has poems. Brett went to church and learned all the lineage of Jesus. Are vinyl records better? What is a psalm? Why do women not believe Andrew when he talks about cars? Cranberry sauce and apple pie. Stop making charcuterie boards too complicated.

Episode 648: Duck Hunt sweaters are confusing. About as confusing as the Project Blue Beam UFO's flying around New Jersey. Is this a sign of the apocalypse? Or is it bird flu? We'll plumb the depths of the oceanic shelves to find out. Chopped carrots, potatoes, surprise pickles, and the burnt ends.

Episode 647: Our heroes have returned from their travels abroad! What tribulations did they overcome? Who did they become enraged by? Were there surprise pickles, cut squash, E-Vite receipts, office chairs, organs, or nicotine pouches? Come inside dear listener and hear their tales of triumph.

Episode 646: The black ice has arrived! All the mothers have joined the chat. Licking the salt cave walls. Chinese restaurant names. Family MAGA Thanksgiving. Getting stuck on a snowy road waiting for the snow scraper. How cold is your house? What is a space blanket? We learn a new Estonian word for fullman's butt.

Episode 645: Don't look it up! Andrew is back and he's got a problem with Ep644. He also has a problem with Ep643. He's an angry little man. Probably because he isn't playing hockey. Puke makes a 3D printed magnetic knife block. Christmas lights, should we bother? Let's buy a seaplane. What is an amphibian? Learning from YouTube. Give me money, money me, money now, me a money needing a lot now.

Episode 644: Math regret caused by microphone arrogance leads to systems thinking. How do we reduce plastic in our balls? Didi RFK Jr get tricked into eating McDonalds? (0's era suits were awful. Stress snacking. Remember when YouTube was good? Beef Wellington. It's time to pivot.

Episode 643: Andrew is convinced he wants to visit the greatest city in the world, San Francisco. Where was the Soviet Union? Guess the movie! What happened to the happy blacks? How many moons will smash into Earth? 42 minutes of arguing about what a "league" is.

Episode 642: Well, that happened! Obviously we talked about the election for 2 hours. But also we can't say "umm". Andrew learns about Peanut the squirrel. Brett wants to make a movie. Andrew still hates Musk. Puke learns about Kaczynski's handgun.

Episode 641: Prime yourself for numbers and Jake Paul! Who is voting and why? Do we have hope or fear? Are these cat-ladies for Harris real? Why does Andrew count Trump signs while he drives? Andrew's Tim Pool bedtime is in jeopardy. Maltodextrin in my drinks. Brett shits in a bucket. Andrew wins the hockey. $60 per TV is BS.

Episode 640: Our animal stories for the week. Guessing the Great Lakes. Eating frog legs. Guessing African countries. Dead turtle in Presque Isle, PA. Guessing Southeastern Asian countries. Fabio. Tits out, dicks out is not a winning political strategy. Puke gets a nail gun! Rock against Bush. Discussing the upcoming election madness. Andrew and Gabriela argue over who is responsible for the downfall of western civilization.

Episode 639: Brett loves the number 9 the way a kid with down syndrome loves his lunch box. Have you watched the 90's rom-com "You've Got Mail"? Did conservatives in 90's Arkansas really hate gays? Andrew is shocked to find out, yes! Down Periscope, with the Fraser guy. Bursitis Brett. A heritage of not shitting one's self. Sleeping like Hitler.

Episode 638: Two hours of Tic, Tac, Toe talk! JKLOL! We try to figure out the youth lingo like hag-maxing, gooner, pie-maxing, bussin', skibidi, salad-maxing, etc. Andrew was right to hate Pittsburgh's cliche' tourist restaurant, Primanti Brothers. Rap jacking. Song remix debate.

Episode 637: We argue about Rock-Paper-Scissors for two hours.

Episode 636: Brett & Gabriela have been successfully wed! Andrew played hockey, we are going to see some hockey. Who is George Floyd? Arguing politics at the wedding. Searching for coney dogs. Brevity is the soul of a good text. NO FOOD IN THE STUDIO! Eating popcorn on a plane. Harris political signs confuse and enrage Andrew. Was today vaccine day? Andrew rants for many hours about how stupid Subarus are. Gabriela thinks Toyotas are the least reliable cars based on her conversations with really uninformed co-workers.

Episode 635: Young Alex is here to eat pickles! What are the sexual bases and why is there no home plate? Puke is the only tattoochioed one. Remembering 9/12. What is a Coney Dog? Aroma memories. Who was your childhood hero? Alex learns about space. What is spawning? Beaver tails. Are we colorblind?

Episode 634: Brett is only one week away from the bliss of being done with the marriage paperwork. Did you practice a custom signature? Puke did, and Andrew is mad about it. Is the election going to be a disaster? Will evil prevail? Are all the normies just uninformed idiots? Did one of us help commit election fraud in Ohio? Andrew is so excited for season 3 of the Canadian hockey show "Shorsey". Brett explains what a baseball rundown pickle double-header bunt-cake is. Every new podcast has stolen our brilliant ideas.

Episode 633: A compunction for conjunctions! The shooter's gun is revealed. Learning about tracers. It's election season and we are filled with joy. Hyphens solve all problems. A factory for cheesecake. Gaping cloacas. Why does corn have ears? Puke is given a rabbit. The Pittsburgh wedding cookie table. Childhood ruined by apricot.

Episode 632: What do all of the numbers of guns mean? Andrew doesn't know and this makes him cross. He thinks cars are much less confusing. Then he tells us about the time he buttered his weiner and milked his dong. Andrew learns about the details of the Trump shooting from an inside source! A diorama was made! Hotdogs were stolen! Can we name all the presidents backwards?

Episode 631: We're all back! Andrew and Puke drove around Appalachia, Brett and Gabriela drove to Maine. There was a Grand Prix, kudzu, puppies, a cave, and a hill-climb. Andrew almost died! Brett makes his own gas now. Gabriela asks about garbage microphones. Andrew yells about the Trump assassination attempt. Zucchini spirals.

Episode 630: Every ice-maker breaks at every time. Cruising Miatas on an ice cream tour of Appalachia. The stress of vacationing when Andrew. Living a post-focus life. Race video; car not skin. Taking a boat thru a lock and into a cove. Swimmer's ear. Go buy-yak with cash only. Bird strike prevention.

Episode 629: Happy 13th birthday! Andrew is the "fuck" now. Puke upgrades the studio computer. Making a Robert Ludlum diorama. Brett nearly dies in the race Miata. Wanting to fly. War slaves. Bedding wash and bunchy dick. Brett and Gabriela watch some gay movie. Andrew drives 2800 miles in one week. Watching the "stuff" results in pain.

Episode 628: Big news from the weekend! Shannen Doherty of Beverly Hills 90210 fame has died. Also, Richard Simmons. The length of shorts. A kayaking eagle. Squirrel encounters. Bacon grease for crows. Do beetles fly? Old man hips. Ethnic bathroom smells. That thing that happened in Butler, PA.

The saga of exceptional bowel control when Andrew gives Brett gas. Puke reads Warhammer 40,000, The Horus Heresy, Siege of Terra, The End and the Death-Vol. 1. Pizza fight. Cleaning Terry. Where's the poppi? Several movie reviews. Brett takes the race Miata for the weekend, gets accosted by a hobostress.

Episode 626: The episode number means it's time to talk about Mazda. Puke transports a kayak. B&G have a wedding questionnaire resulting in bad music suggestions. There could be an olive pocketer. Rotating coffee shops are alarming. Andrew has old bones. The ultimate bowel control. The coffee routine, visualized.

Episode 625: Mystify you mind with 90's pipe windows. Andrew has coffee autism. The Topps baseball cards of yore. Andrew and Brett take a math quiz, Puke slits his wrists. Have you tried Jim's Dog Sauce? our first SCCA Nationals autocross was quite the experience, but Andrew is getting old and slow. Puke gets attention driving the race-car. But how do you buy a kayak?

Episode 624: Has the time of the caterwaul ended? Andrew finds old CRV prices are ridiculous. Hard lines at McKees Rocks from a British mechanic. Lexus model years. Sleep patterns on Juneteenth. The Afghanis have a robotics team? Brett rides a magnificent beast named Petey. Tesla Model Why? The crashing prices of used EV's. Nostra-dumb-us.

Episode 623: Andrew becomes Morpheus from "The Matrix" and helps a young male nurse break into his rental house. Playing bean games. The WNFL is a thing apparently. How do we sleep? How do the kids make GIFs? Andrew wins the hockey draft. Ye olden drops from yore. Earwig salad.

Episode 622: Birdgirl has flown the coup! Brett's wonderful nachos. Dining bean debate. Paying for this at any cost. Use the chicken pounder! Organ of Pain. The arts festival of Pittsburgh is awful. The Frick Pittsburgh had a Vermeer on display. Andrew lost to a boy. How many gallons does this truck take?

Episode 621: It's been one year since we've mentioned mayonnaise. But first we discuss the blackest blue paint with a green tint. Egg salad mentalist challenge. Andrew learns to devil the eggs. Getting 'nnaised. The mostly black kids middle school showcase. A cigar lounge you shouldn't go to if you're white. What is the Spargel? Germans!

Episode 620: Miniature VR golf. Did they go to the moon? 1969. Break. Old Man is back! The Chipotle conundrum. A Chik-Filet drive-thru. Break! Building your days around a good poop. Life changing loaf. Are mice mammals? Break! Burping toilet. Mothers ruin hockey. Chunky style almond milk. Break!

Episode 619: A new character is born to fight the mean sewers of the mean streets! What kind of line do bees take? Have you joined a tard club? The neighbors are watching you VR in your underwear. A day of thunder and tears. Andrew doesn't yell during Miata adventure number 3! Shakes or bumps?

Episode 618: A weee dram of whiskey led to us attempting many terrible accents. Blackberries versus raspberries. Potatoes. Rice cakes. Every brand of cereal is made from sawdust. What is a roo badge? A sexy photo of Burt Reynolds. All dog breeds are weak and stupid. German AIDS.