Quarantings

Here ye, here ye, the Quaranteam has come together to decree the biggest issues in this (dating) world as we go into 2023. Have we truly adjusted back from our 'Rona lives to the new normal? Is the term 'quiet quitting' ridiculous or super ridiculous? Did work from home kill the the work friends vibe forever? Lume wants to know the answer to a simple question, "why do women like to be treated badly?" The CEO has a few thoughts... She also believes that most straight men do not like women(trigger warning). This leads to a chat about women claiming that they have an issue with having platonic male friends. Is the friendzone real or nah?QQH (34:19): First up is a "Watcha Watching" as Kristen goes over both the movie "Amsterdam' (on HBO Max/Xfinity) and the show "Chloe" on Amazon Prime. Then Lume goes OFF about a particular flying pet peeve he cannot stand. The Tory Lanez/Meg the Stallion trial has begun and there are already some pretty intriguing revelations. Brittney Griner is finally released from the Russian gulag and back in America but somebody wants to make sure the real crime is highlighted. Lastly the CEO has an issue with a with self publishing haters that leads to a recommendation on resumes that no one will be shocked by.

This week, “Watcha Watching” is taking over! For the main story tonight, the CEO gushes on the FIFA World Cup, including why ‘futbol' deserves more respect in the US, addressing various complaints people have about it (cue “the flop”), and even a few of her own complaints of the beloved sport (ahem, corruption, ahem). Is soccer-fan-culture unmatched? Was the US showing in this year's World Cup encouraging or embarrassing?Then, of course, know that if you haven't heard from Lume lately it is for good reason. He has been basking in the glow of his Michigan Wolverines football team winning (another) B1G championship and he's here to let everybody know it!Finally (and perhaps most intriguingly), Kristen introduces us all to an up and coming style of porn that must be heard to be believed. What is audio porn? Does it really feel more real? Why might one give it a try? There is no doubt in Kristen's mind that switching up the material is a breath of fresh air for one and for all, but as usual for the ladies in particular. She breaks down the categories available, and gives a detailed description of the scenarios in the few stories she's sampled so far. Will we hear Kristen herself narrating in the future? Can she convince the resident simp that this might be a great new stress reliever? Lastly, the entertainment entrepenuer gives a review on the Netflix show "1899".

A change up for the season 2 finale- the team goes all the way outside for their first joint "research trip" to Fargo, ND! In part one of this episode, they welcome the star of "The Hungry Road" YouTube channel, Eric Weaver aka @edweave95, for an after-bar “emergency” recording session while on the trip itself. After admitting the great lengths gone toward coaxing the CEO away from MPLS city limits, they get into the pressing questions…Does buying someone a drink buy you time to converse, and if so how much time? What is worse; A 5 that acts like a 10 or a 10 that acts like they are a 5? Needless to say there is a bit of disagreement on these controversial topics.Then, after sending Lume to the drunk tank, the Quaranteam returns for part 2 to rehash what actually occurred out in Fargo. After a long drive and dinner, Lume attempts to show off what downtown Fargo has to offer. From the taking a lap to the joys being in a place where you don't know anyone, this trip was key research. Kristen finally broke a very particular curse. Bottle service etiquette was questionable at best all weekend long including a wingman attempt gone awry.(Special shoutout to District 64 for taking care of the Quarantings Crew all weekend)

The team is back and after a short hiatus and with everything that has been going on they got a lot to catch up on in the world! First, Kristen goes over a recent venture to degenerate city and a big (accidental) gambling win. Then, Lume goes over all that is the shit show which is the Brooklyn Nets and his "favorite" player Kyrie Irving.(9:10)Social media darling Overtime Elite has a new deal that has the CEO hype. (16:30) The World Cup is coming up in Qatar and they are enforcing some rules that are simply not Quaranteam approved...If someone donates an organ to save your life, is going to a big game for your alma matter a reasonable excuse to skip your savior's wedding? (no spoiler should be needed here) Twitter has become an even more crazy place as Elon Musk has taken over, but somebody is ready to stick it out for a blue check.Of course there was no way that the crew could go another week without breaking down the newest music from Kristen's man Drake as they discuss the new album with 21 Savage "Her loss". (33:30)The recent reveal that the nice guy James Corden might not be so nice sparks another PSA from Kristen about the persona one presents. Is asking someone what your most controversial opinion is as a dating app question, smart or foolish? Can't go a week without talking about a TikTok trend, this week is how should a guy wear a hat? No agreements were made during this discussion.Finally the long awaited Quarantings review of HBO Max's "House of the Dragon" as promised!! (51:35)

New opening segment alert as Lume lays down on the therapy couch for a quick sesh. How long before a dry spell rage becomes zombie brain haze? The main topic tonight is brought to you by Prince Petty aka Lumenatorgv. Starting from the "read receipts game" the convo delves into the question of the most petty act committed by an ex against the Quaranteam?…. Or maybe…. Perpetrated BY them!? Sending the final "notes app" length text before cutting somebody off- top tier petty or just a bad idea? There is plenty of petty in the world and the team highlights some of the best stories they have ever heard. QQH(43:40): Twitter topic of the week- if a man takes you on a date to a sporting event… in the cheap seats, would you cuff or drop? Kristen gives Lume a history lesson on Shania Twain's unbelievable dating history. Lastly, airdropping nudes in public spots… the move or just plain wild?

Gather 'round the speakers, the Quaranteam is ready to deliver their sermon! And so it was written that Kristen would proclaim to the listeners the tell tale signs of RT, AKA Religious Trauma. While some have emerged from a church-centered childhood much, much worse off than others (we won't get into the truly criminal), it's the CEO's humble opinion that there are certainly some common repercussions of good 'ole fashioned adolescent slut-shaming that creep far into adulthood. She first recounts her own tale of a long past sneaky-link turned internal battleground which resulted in fleeing the scene, only to return the very next night with stronger resolve to see the situation through. To put it simply, Kristen's first commandment of RT: WE FEEL GUILTY BUT WE ARE HORNY. AMEN! This sparks Lume to recall a situation with a past lover where at the time he was entirely confused, though in hindsight perhaps some flippy floppy behavior should have been a stronger sign of some deeply buried RT? Tune in for the full juicy details including some peak Doctor Jekyll / Mr Hyde, sexting one minute to breaking up the next, plot lines. Shoutout to Beyoncé and the hit “Church Girls” which might be the official companion song to this week's episode. Finally, the crew close out the RT discussion with a timely storytime: we don't usually get closure after f*cked situations (pun intended), but when one does, it certainly is satisfying. QQH: Social media is buzzing on a bunch of hot topics. First, Kristen breaks down a new TikTok interview dating trend that her cohost just cannot get behind. Next, Lume takes a second to cook on Golden State Warrior Draymond Green's recent "work spat". Lastly, is it really that crazy to order $28.00 of fast food?

Took a long time but the team is finally taking their talents to the altar! This week is all about weddings, more specifically how to handle them as a single attendee. After Kristen delivers a brief disclaimer on her general distaste for the venture as a whole (you won't catch her in a white dress), the crew gets into the matter of whether asking somebody to be your wedding date as a FIRST date is a vibe or disaster in the making. Lume has 3 "rules” to determine whether he would buy in to this bold move. ”Wedding Crashers”, unrealistic bro comedy of the early 2000's or tried and true single life code book? Fact or myth that going to a wedding solo dolo is ideal? Better to know everyone there or be relegated to the double digit tables? What difference does overall +- 100 guests make? Speaking of legends, is the notion that everyone looks their best at a wedding good or bad for the dating world? All this talk leads to an aside about the statement, “good on paper"… and Lume is triggered. Is it good enough if somebody tries to set you up just because “you're both single”? QQH(42:35): Something is most certainly in the air and the Quaranteam is here to call it out. First up, a bitter old man that is desecrating the grave of his ex-wife...over 30 years later! Next, they say bad things come in 3's and the most recent three divorcees have everyone shocked… (one particularly close to Lume) Lastly, the listeners have been feeding Kristen with great stories of dating app exploits, and this week a cancelled first date results in a very, sad, boy.

Seems like everyone in Lume's life (CEO included) is driving him mad to the point of a good ole fashioned story rant. First is an oddly innocent DM slide leading to all sorts of nonsense during a night out. While the team doesn't promote homewrecking, when it becomes so sloppy and in your face one can only go mad. PSA to the people, if it is not History Week don't ask Lume for the plan he ain't got it. He also can't seem to understand why people's significant others don't seem to be even slightly interested in trying to make nice with their bae's BFFs? Speaking of bae's, support for them is always high on the Quaranteam but make sure you aren't blocking because that will become a problem! All of the Luminator's ranting leads Kristen to letting somebody know that she doesn't like to beef with women, but if you do dumb things don't expect a kind response. Finally, it seems that the hosts may have started the process of switching personalities as we approach the end of Season 2! QQH (35:09) : Kristen had no clue that a pod she listened to years ago would come back around when hearing about the release of Adnan Syed. Is Lume's beloved Tom Brady on thin ice? Sounds like it based on recent comments from his wife, Giselle. Lastly, the crew goes in on all that is the Adam Levine "thing"?

The team is back and this week is all about them telling us how they really feel! An admission from the CEO leads to a hookup story time with an unexpected ending. Lume truly enjoys going to weddings but there is one question he simply cannot stand any longer while attending (Spoiler alert it starts with “Where is” and ends with “your girlfriend”). How does one deal with marriage-minded family members? Is it an insult or compliment to receive the “if we're both still single when we turn 40” proposition? Lume's taking no prisoners this week and as per usual the CEO is ready to co-sign choosing violence. "Hope you doing well" birthday sneak- attack, yay or nay? Somebody on the Quaranteam may have a habit of pulling this off... Lastly, Kristen ends the episode with a PSA about shooting your shot with her via bringing up the podcast, which begs the question: could the crew date somebody who doesn't listen? QQH (41:31): “Watcha Watching” as Kristen breaks down her early impressions of HBO's "House of the Dragon". Next, Lume reports on the newest craze sweeping MLB stadiums, baseball sex!? This spills into talk of one of the most questionable “missed connections” in show history.

Show starts hot as CEO had been saving a TikTok audio clip for on-wax playback… that needless to say has earned a full on roast by the squad. Then, in keeping up with the ‘grilling' mood, the “chill girl” clip from the latest Red Flags episode (#84) has triggered some men in the comments. Final life update for the squad is a come back around that was very unsuccessful due to a 9 month hiatus… Kristen's new roommate is already impressing the Quaranteam with her podcast research by providing this week's Riddle Me This. (12:32) First off, how long after a sleepover is too long to stay around? One single solitary night after a first date on which a great picture was taken on a rooftop, how out of pocket is it to upload said photo to your dating app profile less than 24 hours later?! Despite a valiant effort, the team doesn't have much justification for the tomfoolery of this story. This leads to a PSA about how to handle fire pics taken by yours truly, the CEO of course. If you see a dating app notification come up on your date's phone at dinner, is that a concern? Speaking of phone etiquette, we cool with the people that put there phone upside down or out of view? QQH(43:20) Another Lume sports update as he starts with some very stern words for Brooklyn Nets star Kevin Durant. College football is returning and the student athletes ability to get paid via NIL is producing some pretty entertaining content. Lastly, a man who decides to flick (flip?) off another driver becomes the latest one to “fuck around and find out”!

Lume has returned from some overseas research in the motherland Uganda and he has plenty to tell! After getting over the sadness of vacation being done, the crew starts with an admission that the Luminator may in fact be a lot more like the CEO on the dating apps when he's not in America. This leads to a conversation about the levels of appreciation for how aggressive someone is when pursuing you. Is it easier or more difficult to both enjoy a vacation and see what is out there when single? Coming out of retirement has somebody feeling very awkward when it comes to flirting, causing Kristen to put a recent situation on wax! A breakdown on the Uganda nightlife and how going out for 7 days in a row is not as tall a task as it sounds. Also how the vibes differ from the usual spots they usually hit in MN. QQH (29:11): Nothing quick about the Quick Hits this week as the Quaranteam goes back to their favorite island, FBoy Island that is! Season two is complete and it needs a review from the best podcast you'll here today. How does this cast compare to Season 1? Was Tamaris right or wrong for taking the money? (spoiler alert, you all know Kristen's opinion) Are they actually setting up for an FGirl Island? All this and more about the HBO Max original show, so make sure you watch before listening!!!

What's that sneaking up behind you, lurking in the dark?? It's not monsters, ghouls, or goblins, it's the horrific hookup stories of the past! First up, the crew regale a horrific TikTok-provided scenario involving shrinkage, feces, a dog, and parents. This leads to a brainstorm on what to do in the dreaded moment when somebody walks in on you gettin' to the business. Does the identity of the culprit make all the difference? (Spoiler alert- OF COURSE). Should you ‘fess up? Play dead? Pull out the trusty book of excuses? Lume tells his own story of a similar situation in which it seems his plans went a little awry. As a great philosopher/CEO once said, "Nobody likes the dreaded bloodbath scenario". Kristen breaks down her personal do's and don'ts when it comes to risk, disclosure, and getting over the embarrassment of this common, yet less than ideal situation, in the funniest way possible. Clearly the Quaranteam grew up different as they share their history of sneaking into a hook ups place who lives with the ‘rents. Shoutout MinneSNOWta, ALWAYS making things more difficult. Lastly, If your significant other was asked who their hall pass was and they responded "My ex", is that a dealbreaker or just a heartbreaker? QQH (39:30): First, a "Watcha Watching" as Kristen breaks down the new Neil Patrick Harris show on Netflix called "Uncoupled". Then some breaking news from Lume regarding one of the Quaranteam's favorite drinks. Is washing your FEET in an airport bathroom as crazy as it sounds? Then the rabbit hole that is "RushTok" is revealed in the only way the crew knows how, with a lot of laughs.

Here's an offer ya can't refuse, Quarantings is back, back, BACK with the third installment of everyone's favorite never-ending list of REDDDDDD FLAGSSSSS!!!! Lume jumps right into it with another home decor topic (check out parts 1 and 2 episode 29 and 49) this time directed squarely at the ladies, and by miracle of miracles the CEO hops in with the co-sign. Next up, WHAT ARE THOSE!? Kristen brings the bullets on dusty footwear. Then, the crew debate musical taste and if that's truly a flag, AKA whether Kristen could date a Drake hater. Guys who want a “chill girl”, red alert or cool as a cucumber? Love languages in the dating app bio, a true act of service or just another a “physical touch” euphemism? What's the worse text flag, “K” or “sure”? Lastly a quick PSA- don't talk shit on (make fun of) your partner for social clout! QQH: Whatchu watchin': Nikki Glazer's new HBO Max Comedy Special- “Good Clean Filth”. The bizarrely obvious hush money scandal of WWE's Vince McMahon. A rant on clothes shopping, sizing, and Kristen's trials and tribulations with online retail.

Another week another episode of the best podcast ya heard today! The team kicks things off with everyone's latest favorite internet hypothetical: “She's a 10 but…” Can Lume accept a flat-earther?! How many points is a boat worth?? Is Snapchat a legit form of communication? Is there a difference between a simple phone block vs a full on embargo aka phone, text, socials, Xbox live (smh)!?! Next, Kristen gives a long-time-coming update on a roster mainstay. No spoilers here, but let's just say the CEO ain't holding back as we approach her birthday trade deadline. Then, the crew get all the way into it debating what has apparently been a recent YouTuber hot topic, are 90% of men unattractive? Whether true or untrue, are men and/or women too shallow these days? Both Kristen and Lume's takes my surprise you. A full circle moment remixed as the show closes with more “He's a 10 but…” Hardcore gamers? Inexperienced men? Non-sports fans? We love a hypothetical this time of year! QQH (45:00): Lume gets things started with a storytime of a fake Cricket league and some Russian gamblers (yes this is real), which spirals into a sidebar to explain the CEO beloved concept of a “wake and cash”. More story time as Kristen questions whether one bride should proceed with festivities after a positive COVID test. Lastly, it's a little late but the Quaranteam could NOT let Ex-Minnesota Viking Matt Birk's anti-abortion/anti… women having careers (!?!?!?!?) slide.

Is there a problem with gold diggers? Why do men breakup before Valentine's Day and then make up after? Topics like these can only mean one thing; the Quaranteam has stumbled back into some Clubhouse rooms. Situationships, and whether they are a goal, have Lume a little confused and triggered. Is there a fundamental difference between when a man cheats versus when a woman does? Does being a "ride or die" benefit both parties in a toxic relationship? These very sticky conversations lead the crew to talk about the recent closure of a Minneapolis "hotspot" with a bit a problematic name. Are men scared to approach beautiful women? Another Luminator trigger warning. Couldn't go the whole episode without hitting the patriarchy; Why are broke women are more accepted than broke men? This episode closes out with dueling mini rants about the dating struggles of successful women, and the men who do and do not like “tradition”. QQH (44:39): The CEO's favorites takeover this week's Quick Hits as first up for discussion is the undying relationship of Tristan Thompson and Khloe Kardashian. Another baby on the way, and another video of him partying with women that aren't her. Meanwhile her sister went and got her All NBA boyfriend Devin Booker back, which will cost Lume some coin. Lamar Odom is apparently due to fight “fake drake”, and what is up with the celebrity boxing craze anyways? Lastly, as it continues to swoop up golfers from the PGA left and right, is the LIV tour really that bad?

Off to the races this week as the CEO brings the immediate flamethrower for one of her latest Hinge matches- a very smart man who left a blatant insult as a comment when he swiped right! We do love a good story time this time of year! Then, this week the Team gets into the nitty gritty of a recent night out at one of their favorite downtown haunts. When a friend asks you if somebody is attractive, how do you (should you) respond? Lume thinks the math ain't mathin' when it comes to Kristen's baddie-alert senses. Meanwhile, Kristen is convinced that meeting men while out on the town is becoming a laughable expectation, but not for the reasons you might think. Then, is it difficult to show and/or be perceived as your true self in a bar/club setting? The most disputed 'shot of the week' in the history of the show occurs. The devil's juice takes the wheel in this absolute classic episode you do not want to miss! QQH(41:53) A discussion about NY Jets QB Zach Wilson's recent breakup leads to Kristen breaking down some Utah TikTok mom drama. Runner up of the week is to whoever is running the Radio Shack verified twitter because they have been bringing all the jokes. Unfortunately(?) Elon Musk's failed bid at buying Twitter is anything but funny. Finally a last second "Watcha Watching" on the show "The Chestnut Man" on Netflix.

They got their red solo cups, beer pongs, and more as the crew returns to campus to relive the college days! While life in HS (episode 70) was not all roses and ragers, college started out a lot more exciting for Lume. From technical difficulties in orientation to slow "caking" all the way up to Welcome Week; the birth of the resident simp was one for the books. Also, is striking up a relationship with your new roommate's old flame a faux pas or no? Meanwhile, the CEO had only one main requirement when it came to breaking free of catholic school- It's no shock to anyone Kristen loves a good ole fashioned “hoe phase”! After the most ideal new-roomie interview ever, the "Queens of the Penthouse" were born and the campus wasn't ready. Then a great debate: Who is less clean in college, men or women? Cast your votes and stay tuned or part 2… QQH: You were warned and it is time. This "Watcha Watching" is all about the epic Disney plus saga "Obi-Wan". Find out how Kristen somehow despises great portions of the show yet agrees with Lume on the overall rating…? Why are the last two episodes so much better than the first four? It's an epic SPOILER filled review.

Not even an injury is stopping the crew from dropping another episode for the people! First the CEO breaks down how hitting two of their favorite Minneapolis hot spots caused a "misstep" aka ankle sprain. Adding insult to injury, the roster officially became smaller by one as somebody got cut! When you end up out at a place where someone you previously got with is there, what is the proper etiquette to make it known that you are trying to rekindle "the spark"? After coming back to the game, Lume's heater seems to be simmering down a bit. In his come back to Earth moment, a reminder (or PSA if you will) about what is the difference is between the podcast and real life. Open relationships, is the team here for them or not? The answers may surprise you...and of course Kristen can't help but take this topic in a direction that is a little wild. QQH(41:11): Kristen discusses the TikTok phenomena that is "Coop and Roof". Then Lume has some more for the enigma that is Brooklyn Nets star Kyrie Irving. The College World Series plays host to a competition that has the Quaranteam extremely impressed. Lastly, Airbnb is permanently eliminating an option that doesn't sound like what is best for business.

A quick week off, and the team is back to bring you a new installment of Kristen's favorite tried and true series… Riddle Me This! Apparently the CEO has been holding back the tea as this saga unfolded in real time, but finally the story of the random roommate (that somehow became two) can be released. As usual, the drama is both cringeworthy and hindsight-hilarious. First things first, are random roommates the vibe or no? What are the pros and cons of living with a couple when you are single? (spoiler, mostly cons). Is there any successful way to go about a roommate interview (and is it any different than the strategy on a first date)? And of course, the main event, what happened when the CEO was thrust into the role of arbitrator amid cheating allegations?!? Enough awkward moments for a lifetime, this just has to be heard! QQH: (40:39) First up, Kristen's latest "Watcha Watching”; New HBO hit show/remake, "The Time Traveler's Wife". Then, an LSPN update as a celebration of the NBA playoffs conclusion leads to a #freefakeKlay rally cry. More important on the CEO's mind, are the Currys really swingers? Some new (alleged) evidence suggests it might be true. Finally, no possible way to skip a discussion on Drake's newest album, "Honestly, Nevermind".

Everybody loves to say "I told you so” and this week Kristen is shouting it from the rooftops as Lume finally comes clean...MJ fax is in… he's unretired! After months of giving up the game of dating (episode 53), a series of fortunate events has led to the only decision possible, send the fax and commence a summer heater! From the date that started defrosting his iced-over heart, to back to back weekends full of late night debauchery (S/O MPLS Ties), this story is definitely one for the books. Threesome offers, girl fights, and good ole fashioned crushes, we've got it all this week on the best pod ya heard today. Kristen even provides an epiphany on the conspiracy of Lume's dating app woes. Cut us a check before we spill your bullshit, Tinder! QQH: First up, "Watcha Watching" as the CEO shocks everyone by gushing over the new summer blockbuster "Top Gun: Maverick". Then, they close out the show discussing the recent breakup of NFL All-Pro TE Travis Kelce and his gf over his (alleged) insistence on splitting alllllll the bills 50/50…. The Quaranteam's opinion? In short, L. O. L.

We do love a good trilogy this time of year! The first ever Quarantings three-part extravaganza concludes as Kristen finally completes her tinder experiment. After hundreds of swipes, matches, and cringe chats, the CEO went on a date! Much to Lume's chagrin, it did not go… that well. After delivering the highlights (or lowlights) of the date, Kristen provides her final proclamation on whether or not single women should try and follow in her tinder jail footsteps. Plot twist, after the escape from Tinder and return to Hinge, an unexpected voice message leads to a hilarious but important PSA for all future suitors of the Queen of Quarantings. QQH (36:58): 'Watcha Watching' this week, Lume goes full nerd discussing Paramount Plus's "Halo" and all its glory. A different kind of review from the CEO this week as she breaks down some of the amazing art she witnessed while on vacation in Boston, including a breakdown of the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum. Then Prince Petty reports on the ridiculousness that is college football coaches whining over name, image and likeness (NIL). Finally a somber goodbye to another covid casualty in downtown Minneapolis.

Been awhile since the crew reviewed their favorite kind of dating show, one that is a complete sh!tshow! This season, its Netlfix's "Ultimatum", in which the Lachey's try to help 6 couples figure out if its time for marriage or time to move on (queue the eye rolls). From the first episode to the reunion, the Quaranteam breaks down all the chaos including Kristen's commitment to team Zay, and the enimiga that was Colby. Is there anything more awkward than proposing to your significant other minutes after another couple just did it? So much to unpack here so sit back and enjoy the best show analysis you'll hear today! QQH(43:41): A little switch up to the Quick Hits this week as they discuss the broader idea of bringing an ultimatum in your dating life. Are they good, bad, useful, psycho? Lume and Kristen have very different ideas on what one is and when it can be used, which leads to some real life stories, per usual.

It isn't just bad bitches that the Quaranteam likes! The crew returns to a classic topic and expands on the part 1 (episode 62) list. Are "Frat Bros" truly as despicable as Kristen claims, or are they misunderstood? "The Girl Next Door"... too simple? Or the heart and soul of perfection? The CEO appreciates all artists, but none more than a good 'ole fashioned "Soundcloud Rapper"- the biker skinny jeans, the "I'm on the phone and here's an inspirational caption" Instagram pics, and all. Ever heard of "Dr. Jeykll & Miss Hyde"? Do "Gamers" really have time for relationships? All of these, with an honorable mention to the ever popular "Kingpin", and more. QQH: First up some "Watcha Watching". Lume breaks down the Netflix show "Young, Famous, and African" (he will learn the real title one day). Kristen brings the new Hulu drama "Under the Banner of Heaven ". We all know the CEO loves a good church story... right?! Then, the fall of the very short lived CNN+ leads to a discussion on the land of streaming services. Any talk that involves Hollywood will spark the CEO, who wonders why the Polo Lounge is still gatekeeping. Finally, the episode ends with a breakdown of two "key" albums that just dropped for the summer: Jack Harlow and our toxic king, Future.

Another week of the Quaranteam wondering what the hell is going on in the dating world. Does Kristen think that it is always ok to expose cheating dogs that slide in the DMs? "Microcheating", is this a real thing or do we just have too many definitions for things these days? Finally a recent report about the possibility of a male birth control pill seems like a breakthrough, but Kristen isn't convinced that men are ready for that life. QQH (42:23): First and foremost, the CEO must breakdown their disappointment in the recent news regarding Roe v. Wade (the damn patriarchy). Then a beautiful transition into discussing the most recent MetGala and the fashion that was on display. (Lume was semi impressed?) Then finally Lume brings up a story about a portion of men that Kristen has long since chastised, trying to see if this recent trend will stir some sympathy in her heart.

Back to the clink as the CEO continues the tale from part one of finding herself caught up in Tinder jail. Did she finally make bail? What has Kristen learned on this journey? What does one REALLY need in their dating app bio? Does unlimited right swiping actually work? Will men ever learn that the goal on dating apps is to impress women? Then, a brand new dating app platform from the best podcast you heard today?! Also, Lume has QUESTIONS for the guy who first slid into a woman's DMs successfully. A new debate for the Quaranteam… Are women or men more likely to out kick their coverage? Part two concludes with classic convos from several Tinder guys that have Kristen wishing she was still locked up. Stay tuned for the final part 3! QQH(44:33): First up is “Watcha Watching” as Kristen beaks down “Anatomy of a Scandal” on Netflix. Then, a love letter to the NBA playoffs and how much fun they have been thus far in the Quaranteam's eyes leads to a chat about the recent string of chicken protestors at Timberwolves games. Who knew some glue and chains could have us all questioning what dedication really means!

Hark! The CEO's favorite segment is back, another edition of Riddle Me This! We all know Kristen loves a good 'ole fashioned cut-and-run after a sneaky link, which begs the question... Is there a strategy for persuading a hookup to exit stage left as opposed to staying the night? If the sleepover does occur, how does one play it the morning after? Do you literally sneak off, or should you hang around for a morning romp? Why are some women hesitant of accepting a guy calling them an uber? Why do all women seem to not give a F about losing (leaving) their socks ... Lume needs answers! Finally, what's the etiquette on the ever taboo open-eyed-makeout. Still taboo? QQH (40:08): "Watcha Watching" - Amazon Prime Video's "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel" NEW SZN ALERT. Then, after their recent engagement, "Beniffer" forces Kristen to recant her previous rebound accusations (much to her chagrin). In this bizarre era of niche internet "research articles", Lume was pleasantly surprised to find on CNN the proclaimed "ideal temperature" for one's thermostat. Let the arguments ensue. Lastly, Kristen recounts the treacherous (and utterly embarrassing) tale of her broken shower door in an attempt to inspire herself into more effective home ownership.

The Quaranteam is going back to school, high school that is! How different was the pitiful sex education in Lume's suburban public school versus Kristen's slut-shaming catholic private school? Who could forget the insane world of dress codes (or even better, uniforms)! Apparently the showers were just for show for the ladies back in the day? Speaking of ladies, Kristen recounts the horrific embarrassment of, *gasp*... dropping a tampon in the hallway. Of course they had to discuss the pinnacle of high school aka Prom. Take a trip down memory lane from the life of a nerd and jock as they revel in all the dating trials and tribulations during this "dark" time in their lives. QQH (44:39): Back with a chaotic good version of the quick hits this week. First up, WHEN HOLDING IN YOUR FARTS GOES WRONG. March Madness is officially over so Lume says his farewells to the tournament and a coaching legend. A Jerry Jones update that seems like more proof than denial. Speaking of updates, the "slap heard round the world" is truly the gift that keeps on giving. Lastly, Paula Patton's kitchen skills are not impressing the CEO at all!

Kristen is finally dedicated to her swipe right on everyone experiment and let's just say after a reasonable amount of swipes there are many thoughts. After stacking up a day's worth of matches and reviewing the initial responses, the CEO was not impressed. Lume does his best to explain some of the logic behind the array of comments received but it seems nothing was going to stop the inevitable. The content creator ends up in the dark place known as Tinder jail. Listen to find out exactly how! QQH(30:10): A not so "quick" hits this week as the crew goes all in with everything that is the "Slap heard round the world". While there are so many different angles to cover, the team tries to stick to four main point. Violence isn't the answer and we are all so appalled by this ruining comedy right? Are there certain topics that are simply too serious to to make jokes about? Should you always stick up for your significant other and if so how? Would the situation have played out differently if one or both of the people involved was swapped with somebody else? Come for the laughs, stay for the laughs.

Spring is in the air and it's been awhile since the crew updated you on life's goings on. Let's start with an alert on Kristen's use-dating-apps New Year's Resolution! Will anyone be surprised to hear she's changed strategies yet again? Has a recent vacation sparked Lume to reconsider his retirement? Is it time to bring back the "sex list" with summer on the horizon? Speaking of a comeback, is that alley oop's music? Lume gets in a ranting mood as he really doesn't understand friends gatekeeping their friends from dating each other. Lastly, a special PSA to all those that act SHOCKED when someone shoots their shot IRL after months of loaded DM-ing. And yes, if you think we might be talking about YOU, you right!!!! QQH(40:06): We've got the latest Jerry Jones scandal involving a newly discovered daughter?! Then, Tinder is adding a new feature that the crew aren't that into. Some NBA fans only think they want the smoke till push comes to shove, like the kid Jusuf Nurkic recently confronted. Finally, the other CEO, Kim Kardashian, wants everybody to get off their @ss and work!

Rolling out hot this week with an audience comment and a PSA: do not call Quarantings adorable, heads up. Speaking of which, Lume wants to know if "handsome" is the male version of calling a woman "cute"? Then, y'all remember when Kristen spent a whole episode trying to convince you that "Clubhouse" was the next big thing? (See Season 1 Episode 18) Well, despite Lume's apprehension, they decided to dig into the app to break down some hot topics found there. Can a man ignore you if he truly likes you? Does your future spouse currently live in the friendzone? Are women to blame for toxic masculinity? (CEO trigger warning) Do situationships only serve men positively? Minimum length of time in a relationship before accepting a proposal? The team's answers might surprise you... QQH (40:28): This week consists of a full on review of the latest movie reboot, "The Batman". Did Kristen actually like a superhero movie? Can Lume avoid not cussing her out for her critiques? Is the movie just too long? All this more, and of course it must be known there are plenty of **SPOILERS**. The episode ends with a return of Lume's love... TB12!

It's been awhile since there was a good ole fashioned soap box rant from the Quaranteam, so let's indulge shall we? Although being single during a pandemic can be less than ideal, the crew is here to clear things up! All love to power couples, but this week is about making sure the singles get their proper respect. First up, the crew addresses vacation etiquette as the (insert odd number here) wheel. How grown is too grown to “shack up" with others during trips? Is Kristen just impossible when it comes to sharing, or is she on to something when it comes to her “no more sardines” mantra? Next, a brief history of “grind” culture leads to a manifesto on the value of restful, easygoing singledom. Singles, you are not obligated to justify your schedule! Busy-ness is not a virtue and being child free is not a personality flaw! Listen, we're all for investing in the couples and families around us, but don't forget that having time, space, and money all to yourself can totally be a vibe. Finally, a shoutout to both the mom's and single women fighting the uphill battle against the patriarchy, Lume announces his stance on dating women with children, and the CEO advises men on baby related DM comments. QQH(32:35): Back with some "Watcha Watching" this week. Lume goes back to the superhero well again, talking "Peacemaker" starring John Cena on HBO Max. Kristen dishes on "Inventing Anna" on Netflix. In, the world of sports, the team finds the funny in an NFL player getting suspended for gambling $1500. Lastly, a discussion on how free speech has changed lately, especially on college campuses.

Back with the best podcast you heard today and more importantly, back from vacation! Time for the play by play of the recent travels of the Quaranteam. First up, Lume aka Mr. Retired gets *gasps* “flew'd out”?!?!? Kristen WAS confident that his trip would lead to the MJ comeback end of retirement announcement… but let's just say the assignment may have been misunderstood. This might be the most classic comedy of errors story time yet. Sidebar, is the vacation actually good if you find yourself with ample time to swipe right? Then, the famed "Mexico wedding” has finally occurred, and here we go the CEO brought all the chaos back from paradise (19:00). Though some may be disappointed in Kristen leaving all potential wedding dates at home, ultimately the choice to solo dolo this trip paid off for the content in both sexy and utterly tragic (read: hilarious) ways. We all love some good hydration this time of year! Lastly, after some consideration, the shot of the week goes out to the newlyweds!!! QQH (41:54): A debate of wired vs Bluetooth headphones leads into wondering how much TikTok is messing with the music industry. Next let's delve into the world of sports, Quarantings style. Is Jalen Ramsey a legend for using Instagram to get in the heads of his opponents by sliding in their S/O's DMs? Then, a (alleged) story about how Stefon Diggs attempted to commit the "double dip" on Valentine's Day! Lastly, Kristen finally gives her review of HBO Max's "Sex in the City" reboot.

The best podcast ya heard today takes on the full course meal of dating food habits. First off is the classic question, do women eat on dates, especially date number 1? Is going chow town on, for example, a saucy chicken wing feast somehow... hot? Lume puts his take on wax (just do not use a fork and knife for pizza in his presence if you know what's good for you). Is dinner as the first date still the move? Is it even a good date in general? Kristen highlights her love for the coffee date and why it is so ideal. It is 2022 and people really have, "Cook for me", in their dating profiles. Why? How does the crew feel about the "cook together" date? Sweet or salty? Should you be sharing food with anybody but Bae? (We all know Kristen's feelings on sharing...) Can't get through an episode without a CEO PSA: if you invite a woman over for dinner but don't have pots, pans, and a plan, DON'T! The crew does not see eye to eye when it comes to late night snacking. Is there a line where a lack of food compatibility becomes a relationship non-starter? Another PSA- gym rats, we're proud of you, but we can't rock with you #seeyouatthebar QQH(40:09): The Quarantings Quick Hits are back this week and start out with some Watcha Watching recommendations. First the team discusses the new hit documentary, "The Tinder Swindler" and let's just say they have some thoughts. Next up is "Book of Boba Fett" aka just some nerd out time for Lume. (Spoilers alert... even though let's be honest you should have watched it by now) The Quaranteam's resident Michigan fan gives an official statement regarding the recent incident versus Wisconsin. Lastly, they discuss Aaron Rodgers latest chance to "hold the L".

Season two is running full speed, and its time to revisit some key lessons from SZN 1 (Ep 32). Cuffing season is almost over and all y'all that don't make the cut for a summer relationship need to evaluate your ROSTER prospects (so says the CEO). How often should communication happen and how long can there be crickets before they falling off the lineup? If you're stuck on the bench, can you finesse up to a captain position? How does one make sure that they don't catch feelings in a FWB situation? Is the tale as old as time “make him wait” relationship myth busted or iron clad? Are marriage-daters and roster-managers REALLY looking for the same thing in a partner? (No). A story time regarding a situationship argument in the morning turning sexy by demon hours, and then Kristen ends the segment on a movie inspired mini-rant about how you should never let your pride get in the way of the moola. No quick hits this week as Lume is still struggling with Tom Brady's recent retirement. Kristen can be found hammered on the beach in Mexico. Tune in next week!

… The trendy, Pete Davidson inspired "skinny punk". The girl who "doesn't get along with other girls". A promising newcomer who's recently exploded onto the dating scene, the “CRYPTO BRO”. "Mean girls"; a throwback movie stereotype, or something more? The Lume dubbed, “Ghost Hunter” (obsessed with your ex much?) And of course… ever classic… “The Athlete”…. Welcome back to Quarantings for what is sure to be just the first installment of a beloved series on dating types of 2022. Is it true that women are genuinely attracted to the idea of being the hotter partner? Or is it the idea of a fixer upper that lights that spark? Are some women simply just too attractive to make female friends? A side note, does Lume have beef with really hot women? Could Lume land a ride or die from jail? Hot takes galore this week, and maybe a personal shot or two. QQH (36:50): A "Watcha Watching" heavy quick hits this week. The CEO has a rare scary show suggestion as she shouts out "Archive 81" on Netflix. Then the crew gives their picks for the big game aka the Super Bowl! (Check episode 15 for more Super Bowl dating talk) Is anybody watching the Winter Olympics right now? After a quick RIP to a prime location shuttering the doors in downtown Minneapolis, Kristen closes out the show bringing up the Tom Brady of dads (triggering Lume).

The show kicks off discussing joint dating app profiles and the classic (now defunct) “Tinder Social”. The Quaranteam is putting on their Mythbusters caps and looking to verify dating myths this week! (4:25) Is it for real that if he has big feet…? If you are a great dancer does that mean you are great moving your hips for…? Are women the only ones that actually have free drinks purchased for them? Lume tells a story about a woman he met in Vegas who was on her way to score $20K for "nothing" (she says). Kristen claims the role of "Captain Save-a-Hoe” lives in dreamland, fact or fiction? Then the CEO closes out with very hot take on the purpose of dating that she couldn't wait to put on wax! QQH(41:08): First up, some overdue Watcha Watching as Kristen describes her enjoyment of the latest Matrix installment. Trust Lume to find the funny in an NFL lawsuit when everyone's classic cringe story comes to life: texting the wrong person. He also says his official goodbye to the hero, legend, and Michigan man, TB12. Then the CEO closes out the show with a mini rant about Minnie Mouse...and the Green M&M. (we still love Disney though!)

Finally free from Omarion and armed with Lume's latest and greatest state of the art sound effects panel, the Quaranteam is back with a pop-the-trunk style episode! Doesn't everyone pointedly reevaluate and take stock of their life in the aftermath of being down for the count for several weeks? Orrrrr just Kristen? Get ready for some revelations. Sometimes even the CEO herself gets triggered by the new relationships popping up left and right during cuffing szn. How does one handle being single and staying sane during winter? How's the crew's "more swiping/less swiping" new year's resolutions going? What the hell is a "typical Twin Cities guy", and why is Kristen not feeling it? Are social media users vs non-users incompatible dating groups? Is Lume warranted in his premonition that Kristen's on a path to getting caught up in 2022? Newsflash, when someone says "it's fine", IT AIN'T FINE. QQH: Big CEO energy for the quick hits this week, starting with a Brittany Renner rant that is Quaranteam approved. Then Kristen takes Lume down the rabbit hole that is "West Elm Caleb".

Much to Lume's chagrin, this week the Quaranteam once again treks deep into the sex weeds for the latest edition of Riddle Me This! The big question: average sex, teach or toss? Do "C's and D's get degrees", as the kids say? How much (or little) does overall attractiveness factor in? How long should you stick with a hottie who's never heard the word effort? Kristen argues separate categories for those that can't be bothered vs skill-level-rookie. Lume argues further breakdown for laziness vs hot-and-knows-it laziness. If you elect to teach, is there an age cutoff? Lume declares that 40 is the new 25. Perhaps most importantly, what makes an A+ good time? Personal preferences aside (who the hell is still balking at post-coital makeouts?!), Kristen asserts that rhythm and flow might top the charts. Lume goes story time of losing his V-Card and follows up with reminiscing on when he was a bad kisser, on wax! They close out with some sexting tips from the CEO herself. Spoiler alert: don't skip the appetizers. QQH (50:09): Back and so much to discuss! First up a shoutout to the newly free Britney Spears and her recent posts showing just how free she is. Then the crew breaks down Kanye West and Julia Fox's "situationship"?! Antonio Brown has become a new verb and Lume can't laugh at it enough. Lastly, when hot sauce and sexy time mix... or maybe when they don't.

New Year, new resolutions! The Quaranteam is back with their annual dating resolutions for 2022. After reviewing their successes and failures from last year (episode 13, go check it out!), they jump right into what they hope to accomplish in the new year. Can Kristen cold-turkey-stop hooking up with men who don't come correct in the sheets? Can Lume improve his wingman skills and/or find a casual sneaky link of his own for a brief jaunt during retirement? Can the crew find out where all the single people hang out?? Should people be swiping more or less on the apps in 2022? Will Omarion force us all into another hardcore quarantine… or worse yet, another year of questionable dating opportunities??? Can Lume turn into a savage? These questions and more are debated, and while you're at it what better time than to leave your favorite podcast 5 stars to start the year!? QQH: Kristen recaps some of the very insane, very hilarious comments received on her appearance and marital status over Christmas travels. Lume has some suggestions for the users of the new Hinge audio feature. The crew closes the show with a shoutout to a legend and a "legendary" place. See ya never, 2021!

The best podcast ya heard today is back and the crew explains what has been going on during their hiatus… (spoiler alert B1G TEN CHAMPIONS!!!!!) It has been awhile since the team has brought a guest, and this week Bradley of the "The Donut Trap" (@thedonuttrap) has arrived to tell everyone about the best donuts in MN! (4:08) A shoutout to Vegans leads down a rabbit hole on a potential vegan dating app, but not for the reason you would think. Some classic strip club “would you rather”s turns into reminiscing some good ole' Dinkytown street rat/hoe phase memories. Is it ever acceptable to ask a hookup to leave through the window? While Lume ponders how people handle getting hit on while working their jobs, the crew comes up with a few very unique new business ideas involving a remix from “sexy cleaning service” to “sexy food truck”. QQH (38:29): Back like we never left, first up is Watcha Watching as Kristen talks about Amazon Prime's "Wheel of Time", doing her best not to spoil the whole first episode. Then Lume attempts to gush over the new Spider-Man uninterrupted, with mixed success. Kristen is back so of course there is TikTok talk. After a quick shoutout, they go back to one of Lume's favorite things aka laughing at Urban Meyer. It is the holidays so only fair Kristen gets to discuss one of her favorite things aka ripping on Tristan Thompson. Next up, they discuss all the drama from the NBA's first family aka the Curry's. (reckless speculation alert) Also can celebrities actually keep stuff on the low in this social media age? They close out the show with one of the most ridiculous headlines ever. Who makes $50,000 a week for farts and who ready to buy the CEO's?

Back with the best podcast you'll hear today, and this week the CEO is going through it! After a quick chat about supporting local restaurants and the Quaranteam's love for a "crispy Sprite", Kristen laments the roster shortcomings as of late. Lume tries to push Kristen into retirement, but a key reality keeps her committed to the game... THIRST. Another week, another opportunity to trash that which is the dating apps. They say life is about balance, so the crew pronounces their strategies on finding it. Will botox help Kristen regain some peace of mind, and will she ever locate a suitable location in MPLS to obtain some? Lume then brings a discussion of in-person introductions. What's a suitable title for mutuals in a bar setting? Should one attempt to convey their situationship status (or lack thereof) re: the person you're introducing? (AKA, the classic "y'all fxckin' or nah" scenario). Then, a follow up to the most recent Riddle Me This episode: what do you do if someone hits on you while you're out with someone else? QQH(42:02): It was rivalry week in the world of college football, so Lume and Kristen break down the two games that meant the most to them, including a rare rush the field opportunity. Then they discuss the NIL glow up of MN legend Paige Bueckers. Astroworld, how much responsibility should be on Travis Scott? Is Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards the best interview in sports right now? The episode closes out with Kristen's "Whatcha watching?". This week's picks are Denis Villeneuve's Dune and Arrival (with a s/o to Blade Runner 2049).

Welcome to Quarantings Live Show Fridays sneak peak edition! Halloween got ROWDY y'all, so for the first time in ‘Tings history: you had to be there! Still, we couldn't leave the listeners with nothing, so we've supplied quite the highlight reel. The crew gets things going with some absolute classic reckless profiles, and then they deep dive into what can only be called a love note to Minneapolis. Which bar reminds YOU of your toxic ex? Where's the best place for a dance? Where could one find a sugar daddy? Is day drinking or night drinking more chaotic? Kristen and Lume go no-holds-bar on their favorite downtown haunts. QQH(22:43): Some not so quick hits this week as the crew catches up on all the tea delayed from last weeks QH hiatus. Three cheers for Pete Davidson, an international hero. Another MPLS themed debate regarding Kristen's recent jaunt to the famous First Avenue music venue. A revelation regarding Lebron's reading of bedtime stories on the popular “Calm” app. Speaking of hoops, anybody else witness the recent puking court side drunk!? Lots to unpack in these headlines and a whole lot more (40 minutes worth), so buckle up!

Who doesn't love a lil Kristen story time about a recent crazy Uber ride to kick off the show!? Then, a remix to one the Quaranteam's favorite topics this week, as the crew rattle off a few of their “favorite things” aka go time aka GREEN flags! (12:57) Are leggings and yoga pants a cheat code? (Yes) Is Kristen pining over dudes who are iced out in jewels? Subtle flex vs overt flex… who you drafting? Lume's battle cry aka kryptonite: LONG HAIR DON'T CARE! Lume gives some appreciation to bottle service outfits, Kristen makes a IYKYK argument about men who talk out of the side of their mouth, and the pair weigh in on the age ole question of ass vs titties. Of course this episode couldn't end without discussing the CEO's height bias… straight up giving all the game away this episode. QQH(52:39): Lume is oddly intrigued by the upcoming spectacle that is former NBA player Deron Williams boxing against former(?) NFL player Frank Gore. Then a little discussion on the recently announced "Sexiest Man Alive". The Kanye vs Drake beef might be ending, or is it just the latest in a long line of Drizzy PR plays? Lastly, are stadium/arena names really that important… because people seem to feel a way about the place now formerly known as Staples Center.

A little stroll down memory lane and some fashion talk kickoff the show this week. Apparently the Mall of America is not at all thriving in this sorta-post-covid time. Kristen also reviews her trip to the "Girls Gotta Eat" podcast live show (5 stars). Then, the crew gets down to the nitty gritty. Lume comes clean and admits that he has had enough... No not of the podcast, but of "the game"!(10:50) Kristen reminisces on her previous 2019 era retirement, persuading Lume to follow suit and pull the MJ comeback, but let's just say he's not convinced. Was he looking for wifey before this big life choice? Should he just embrace the savage life instead of removing himself from the game altogether? Is there an actual difference between "the game" and "games”? Does Kristen want Lume to sign up for Events and Adventures?! Retirement talks segue into wonder at why people seem to be slacking on effort towards keeping any "situationship" going lately. Kristen admits her main reason why she can NOT go into retirement. Will this retirement stick or is Lume just capping? Listen and find out! No QQH this week because...life. Back next week!

Kristen starts things off with some audience comments and follow up points concerning the much debated “bodies that do not count”. It seems no one can agree on this hot topic (shockular). Then, it's back to a classic this week aka Riddle Me This. How does one handle dating somebody out in public before you are exclusive? (7:12) Lume is all for bringing not-quite-bae around friends, but somehow can't get behind PDA with ACTUAL bae if parents are around. What exactly is the play in the ever- tricky “somebody's on a date but clearly unfocused on the date and trying to ignore or full on ditch the date and get YOUR attention” situation? Is it time to retire the phrase "She's too pretty to be single"? We can all guess Kristen's answer (yes). Lume is NOT a fan of the social media "soft launch" as the kids would say. Speaking of not fans, the crew is not here for the recently trending "Cuffing Season" schedule, so they look to improve it. QQH(56:50): Lume laughs at Aaron Rodgers and his recent fake truth coming to light. Then the crew is back with a movie review of the most recent 007 and let us just say that Kristen has some very strong complaints (major spoilers alert… but let's be real, if you haven't seen it yet you clearly not a true fan).

It's Season 2 and we're starting off scheming. First, the crew must come to terms on a definition for what the kids are calling a "sneaky link"... the new age phrase for "moped", apparently, according to Lume. Can or should you be friends with your sneaky link? Is there a difference between sneaky links and friends with benefits? If they're not your friend, can you bring them around your friends, or is that too close to bae status? Then, Kristen breaks down her biggest keys to success in this type of relationship. How/where does one meet this person? What time do you hit them up? Weeknights or weekends? Should you break out the date outfit? What are the pros and cons of hosting vs traveling to theirs? Should you sleep over? Do you text them the next day? Are pet names acceptable? The nuances are endless. QQH(52:02): Kristen gives a shoutout to a new type of Only Fans user. Then, the duo hit all the angles on the Tom Brady 600th touchdown ball debacle. Who is responsible for striking deals with spectators that exchange priceless mementos? Let's just say Lume was not here for any TB12 slander, and Kristen doesn't think signed jerseys hold a candle to a $50 million contract. A math class and a key update involving Bitcoin close out this heated debate. Lastly, the crew goes international, shouting out former Princess Mako of Japan. Could Kristen give up royal status?

Season 1 of Quarantings = complete! A whole 50 weekly episodes later and the team is still here giving you the best podcast you heard today. Lume breaks out the original DMs that brought the podcast to life. Nostalgia kicks in as Kristen and Lume go over which episodes have been their personal favorites so far and why. Lume finally puts a big admission on wax (everyone is surprised). Kristen declares she isn't participating cuffing season (no one is surprised). It's a celebration, and the appreciation for the listeners is real! Tell a friend, to tell a friend, to...oh you know the drill. QQH (46:50): Wedding photos... worth the risk of losing them by disrespecting the photog? Aka a story of when keeping it petty goes wrong. Then the crew discusses all that is the Ben Simmons-Philadelphia 76ers drama. Kristen gives some congrats to Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker. Why does the Balloon World Cup exist and why isn't it held here in America? Lastly, a discussion about the MN heavy new season of Bachelorette leads to an on wax bet.

Back with another amped live studio audience for "Quarantings Fridays", the crew doubles down on the topic that keeps on giving, Red Flags! (4:14) What better place to start than with a personal shot at Kristen, continuing with more debate on what you should or should not find in someone's home. Not a TV in sight vs random American flags in the living room, which is worse? Kristen cops to her diversion from military men (sorry guys she's not into authority), which makes Lume question the "I love a man in uniform" paradox. Daddy issues vs mommy issues, one of these things is not like the other (and one is a WAY bigger flag). How important is a headboard for the bed? Lume is still not convinced 4 pillows is the minimum (check out part 1 - Ep 29), but Kristen has the audience on her side this time around. Friends with the ex, a huge red flag or totally chill? This of course leads to a side discussion on who to blame when someone cheats. Some audience based questions close the show... Have you ever played your parents place off as your own? QQH (51:33): After a big update regarding the YouTube channel, the crew gets into a couple of the breaking sports topics of the week. You know they could not let the week go by without trashing that foolishness that is Jon Gruden. Then a discussion on the enigma that is Kyrie Irving. Finally the date for the next live pod is announced- OCTOBER 29TH!

After a quick history lesson of Kristen's peak sports years, the Quaranteam is back with a real treat. As the summer winds to a close, it's time to divulge all of the nitty gritty secret "L's" taken in the past 4 months. How have Kristen and Lume muddled through the toughest of their dating losses lately? (5:10). First up, Kristen has a friend of a friend that takes "Hulk smash" to the next level at an after party at her brand new condo (a tale of blood and guts just in time for spooky szn, how fitting). Lume claims that summer 2020 was better than summer 2021, not helped by all the COVID make up weddings he had to attend... Which led to a very awkward wedding date ditch. Then, a former story time star gets his long awaited Part II, claiming the coveted title of first guy to hate Kristen for what she says on this podcast. Finally Lume breaks down why the app bio update has not yielded the expected results the crew was hoping for. For all the wins, its good to embrace the "L"s too, and that exactly what the team is trying to do this week! QQH (53:36): First up, Lume laughs at Urban Meyer because, how could he not? Then he tries to get Kristen hype about this year's Super bowl halftime show lineup. They close out by discussing the "great social media blackout" that ruined people's procrastination streaks this week (Don't worry, Kristen got a little something for Zuckerberg's behind).

They say timing is everything and some people just don't have it. Lume declares he has the worst timing when it comes to dating while Kristen prefers not to even check the time. Prompted by a recent reckless profile found on hinge, the crew first asks the question, is there a right time to disclose a small package? Kristen breaks down her "first come, first serve" dating philosophy which Lume wishes he had learned this long ago. Texting games, aka an eye for an eye, aka 5 hours later reply for a 5 hours later reply, yay or nay? Should Lume put the read receipts on for his co-host again? Then they discuss the worst kind of timing, the toxic ex pulling the negative comeback to steal your shine… stay away! Light the sage! Finally, it is story time regarding one of Kristen's friends vs a man with the worst timing who simply could not exit the chat. QQH(56:00): Kristen brings back her sorely missed entertainment recommendations with Netflix's "Sex Education". Lume goes on a RANT about one thing he needs improved in all hotels across America. Lastly, they discuss the latest hustle in the world of art, involving $84,000 and a blank canvas.

This week the team is changing it up a bit to talk through their new favorite guilty pleasure... FBoy Island on HBO Max! After a solid recap of the show's premise (12 fboys, 12 nice guys, 3 women looking for love… cue chaos), Kristen and Lume deep dive into all that makes this classic dating competition so great (and so much greater than another well known dating series). Does Fboy Island prove or disprove that nice guys finish last? Shoutout to "Mansplaining"! The cast, the rules, the twists! We love to see it! Make sure to watch before you listen, spoilers galore from the QuaranTeam. Kristen brings out “the alignment chart” that blows Lume mind and leads to another great debate. Of course they discuss and categorize the shows elite characters including OG Jared, CJ, and everybody's most hated, Garrett! Lume clearly feels some type of way about how things play out. Was the ending fair? Can the show improve come season 2? Can Lume convince Kristen to apply? Stay tuned!