The Mary and Tom Podcast (Hollandspiele)

00:01 Introduction; 00:40 Whales; 01:50 Slander and fictitious rumor; 02:50 Bee death liability; 04:25 Anxiety about similarity; 07:00 Out-of-the-blue designers; 08:40 Shields & Swords Ancients; 09:50 Mary's next game; 10:40 Monster's question; 11:25 Kaiju Table Battles logistics; 14:30 "I've been told that I'm reasonably frivolous."

00:01 Introduction; 00:40 "That's not fair"; 01:40 Wild parties; 03:25 Stuff Going On; 04:35 Amabel's brain is bleeding; 06:55 Holiday game errata; 09:55 Focus and concentration problems; 10:40 Kaiju Table Battles; 11:15 Endurance; 13:00 Big depressing games; 13:45 Send Us Questions; 14:30 The best vegetable.

00:01 The Guatemalan Handshake; 01:00 "Is this going in the podcast?"; 01:25 Start of our sale; 02:10 "Real" companies; 03:25 "Monster doesn't really do anything"; 05:30 Sex vacation; 06:10 Stress; 07:15 Then and now; 08:35 Collaboration; 10:25 More solo games; 11:45 Midnight and one-thirty; 12:30 The Hannibal story; 14:45 Mary sings.

00:01 Introduction; 01:00 Horse & Musket V released; 02:40 The 2021 H&M Redux; 06:20 Ginormopod; 09:00 Dinosaur Gauge; 12:50 Different game design priorities; 14:20 Factory sub-system in Dino Gauge; 15:50 Airlines and building incentives; 17:55 A joke that doesn't work in an audio format.

00:01 Introduction; 00:15 Monsterfied; 00:35 The speed limit in Montana between the years 1995 and 1998; 02:05 On the car; 02:55 Tennessee trip; 04:00 Rope safety tips; 05:20 Siege of Mantua bits; 06:05 Trunk bottles; 07:40 "I don't think I'll be able to take a bottle just yet"; 08:25 Long car trips; 10:15 "You kind of like dinosaurs a little bit"; 10:40 Too much Ohio; 11:20 Mary's license plate game; 12:40 Designing games in the car.

00:01 Introduction; 00:15 Our first episode; 00:35 We changed our names; 01:50 What Mary wanted to be; 02:10 "We should do some exposition"; 03:00 A chicken word; 04:50 Horse & Musket V; 05:35 "That's not number seventy"; 05:50 Ginormopod 2050 A.D.: Attack of the Giant Bug Monsters; 07:45 Amabel loves bugs; 08:55 "Them!"; 10:40 Kaiju Table Battles; 11:20 New directions in Amabel's work; 12:00 "This is not true"; 13:20 Dinosaur Gauge.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 “This time I'm going to edit it”; 00:35 Empire at Sunrise; 04:10 Pretty Soldier Sailor Holly; 05:45 Table Battles: The Grand Alliance; 06:30 “Monster, what are you doing?”; 07:00 Wood bits; 08:00 Specialty components.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Questions and answers; 00:30 Dinosaur comment; 01:00 “It doesn't say groat”; 02:40 Sci-fi games; 03:10 Pre-1800 games; 06:20 Three cup series; 06:55 “Dear Monster”; 07:30 Shot & Shell Battle Series; 10:05 Mary's Picket; 11:55 Choo-choo games; 12:45 How are Tom and Mary; 12:55 “We're not even small-big yet”; 14:05 “How are they going to breathe, Mary?”; 15:00 Expansions; 18:40 Cole Wehrle; 20:10 Give Mary a t-shirt or a button; 21:30 Centered.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Mary is funnier than Tom; 01:10 “We had a sale, and we wrapped it up”; 01:30 Out-of-stock updates; 03:00 Christmas; 03:50 Friesday; 04:40 Empire at Sunrise; 06:20 Charles Ex-eye; 07:00 Table Battles: The Grand Alliance; 07:15 “Better not be late February”; 07:50 Going at our own pace; 10:00 Horse & Musket; 13:40 Tom's games have a new developer; 14:35 Announcing Westward Rails and That Others May Live; 17:00 Endurance; 18:30 “Jesus wasn't a dinosaur”; 19:00 Send us your questions.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Sale aftermath; 00:35 “Hey, where's my stuff?”; 01:05 “That's a lot of work”; 02:40 Handling the stress better this year; 03:10 Delayed orders for Boom & Zoom and Wars of Marcus Aurelius; 04:50 Good triples and bad triples; 06:00 “You knew this when you married me”; 07:10 Out of stock games; 09:15 “This is pretty easy”; 11:30 “Why are you so anti-dinosaur?”

00:01 Programming note; 00:40 Introduction; 00:50 New computers; 01:40 Mary is noiseless; 02:05 Hectic weekend; 03:05 The sale; 04:40 Dual Gauge; 06:00 New bits order; 07:40 Photoshop; 09:10 Emails.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Dinosaurs; 00:40 Squiglets; 02:55 Claws got in trouble a lot; 04:50 Hollandays Sale starts November 23; 05:25 Dual Gauge; 07:10 Comparing Dual Gauge and Soo Line; 08:15 Ratboy.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 The Vote released; 00:30 "We sold a few billion"; 01:00 Sale coming November 23; 01:10 Tom has a bad idea; 01:40 Eye candy; 01:55 Wood bits; 03:00 Tom looks like her sister; 03:40 Technical difficulties; 04:05 Huge card order; 04:40 Mary is very talented; 05:05 "Tom forgot how to shave"; 07:10 Tim Taylor.

00:01 Introduction; 00:15 New Releases; 01:00 Our mustard years; 03:50 Cards and cash-flow; 04:20 Flooding in the basement; 08:00 Bagging wood bits; 08:40 The Vote sample game video; 11:00 Editing styles.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 We have returned; 00:20 White Eagle Defiant released; 01:00 Adventures; 01:40 Four squirrels, plus a chipmunk; 02:40 Lefty; 03:50 "Everybody should play Dino TB"; 04:55 Dino TB expansion; 05:40 Holly the Hollandspiele spokesdinosaur; 06:40 Tiny baby ships; 10:40 Ugly, unhappy fish; 11:30 Mary's dad's boat; 12:20 Mary's dad's car; 12:55 "I'm taller than you are".

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Stilicho released; 01:25 Four years of our nonsense; 05:20 Charles S. Roberts nominees; 05:50 White Eagle Defiant; 06:45 Iberian Gauge licensed by Capstone; 07:50 Following directors; 09:50 Dual Gauge; 11:00 Dinosaur Gauge.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Mary rescues caterpillars; 01:40 Holes; 03:45 Upcoming releases; 04:50 Christmas sales; 05:20 Mary's mom's shop; 06:00 Fast food jobs; 08:35 The Saga of Mary's Frosty; 09:20 Gift cards for Appleby's; 10:05 Grand opening; 12:20 Buffets; 13:35 Garbage City; 15:10 "Get out of my driveway".

00:00 Introduction; 00:15 Horse & Musket plans; 01:00 Final, final, final rewrite of the core rulebook; 01:35 Yes, we are actually going to call it "Because Mary Demanded It"; 02:30 Releases for 2019; 03:10 Tom's radar; 03:25 Dinosaur-themed 18xx; 04:50 Systems versus standalones; 07:25 Long deferred projects; 08:35 It is not shtick; 09:05 Playtesting; 09:30 Hobbies and distractions; 09:50 Character assassination; 10:25 Pontifacts; 11:30 Travis, get with it; 11:55 Tabletop Simulator and Vassal; 12:30 Double oven adventures; 13:25 Movies; 14:30 Hardest games to dino-ify; 15:05 "What all people would have done"; 15:45 Europe; 16:40 Games for three-plus; 17:00 Nicaea; 19:20 "That's not what it says".

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 "Stay out of our house, guy from Police Academy"; 00:45 Business strategy; 01:35 "Between now and the heat death of the universe"; 03:20 "You just want more dinosaurs"; 05:05 Stilicho, Last of the Romans; 06:35 The door; 07:50 "Moses wore a bowtie"; 08:30 Call for questions.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 "You love me so much, you gave me twice as many ovens"; 00:25 "That's the one that cracked you up?"; 01:30 The old oven; 04:05 We're frugal people; 06:10 "Stop that"; 07:00 Totally okay if you buy some games from us; 08:15 The Field of the Cloth of Gold; 10:00 Flexibility; 11:50 "Buy a second one, she will not mind".

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Dinosaur Table Battles Microbadge; 00:30 Digging into Dinos; 01:05 Anti-expansion; 04:00 "The fantasy game and the sci-fi game"; 04:45 A printing disaster; 06:30 Formats and shoehorns; 08:20 Art budgets; 10:55 Shipping & release delays.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Dinosaur Table Battles released; 00:45 Topics on our list; 01:15 Maniacal laughter; 01:55 "I can't believe this"; 02:50 "One"; 04:00 Mammals; 04:35 "I always wanted to be an astronomer, but math"; 05:10 Awful math teachers; 07:00 Folks helping Tom with game-related math; 08:20 Calculus is not arithmetic; 09:00 Professor Calculus and Snowy; 09:25 Reading French comics in Arabic; 10:05 Movies without subtitles; 11:05 Movies with bad subtitles; 11:30 Throne of Blood; 12:25 Alexander Nevsky; 13:20 "You just wait until I get a dinosaur"; 13:40 The Field of the Cloth of Gold.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Dino TB Update; 02:10 June releases; 02:55 Mary gets Tom some water; 03:30 June unreleases; 03:45 Operation Unthinkable; 04:45 Dynasty; 05:55 Russelloids and Hollanders; 07:00 Richard's Egyptian game; 08:20 Pricepoints & components.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Dino TB update; 01:00 Missouri; 01:15 Ypsilanti; 01:30 Indianapolis; 02:00 The wrong tucky; 03:10 "Kentucky, you're okay"; 03:15 The Vote; 04:00 Working with artists; 05:10 Tom is not a map artist; 06:10 Reign of Witches; 08:35 Stuff we used to get at the library, 08:55 Sondheim; 11:05 Nixon in China; 11:50 "Daydreaming about being anywhere else but there"; 12:15 Three dollars too much; 13:45 The time Tom got thrown out of a movie during the opening credits; 14:40 People are terrifying; 15:40 "I don't follow arrows, this is America"; 16:05 "I've met a few people, I like you best."

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Cards update; 00:40 "It's a factual statement"; 01:40 Wood bits update; 02:10 Dino TB update; 03:20 Priority number one; 03:35 "Dinosaurs, dinosaurs, dinosaurs"; 03:50 Insulting our customers; 04:50 The Vote; 05:00 Dual Gauge - Detroit map; 06:40 Chicago police scared to drive through Detroit; 07:45 New Years; 08:10 "I also hate fireworks"; 08:45 Shout out to Scott Peltz; 09:35 "The boy governor! The young hotspur!"; 10:05 "That was old back then"; 10:35 "I don't know why we keep invading Canada"; 11:45 The Grass Crown; 12:20 Roman trophy case; 13:00 Shackleton game; 13:40 "That poor wall".

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 We have nothing to talk about; 00:25 Dinosaurs, again; 01:00 Going slightly stir crazy; 02:10 Peter's grandma's house; 02:35 Taking off Mary's birthday; 03:05 Failed birthday surprise; 04:35 "I bought a pizza for you boys"; 05:10 The carpet stays; 06:30 Playing a mean trick on two dogs; 08:25 Mary disavows Tom's mean tricks; 08:55 "I've never seen a raccoon"; 09:40 The groundhog story; 10:20 Mary believes.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Mary steals Tom's punchline; 01:15 "No, dinosaurs"; 02:25 Cards; 03:00 Eleven million dollars; 03:40 Impossible amounts of money; 04:15 "Would they?"; 04:50 Nerfing Utahraptor; 06:00 Dinosaur Table Battles coming in May; 06:30 Streets of Shadows delayed; 09:00 Who doesn't want to play Dinosaur Table Battles; 09:35 Field of the Cloth of Gold coming in June; 10:20 Dinosaurs not included; 11:00 Expansions; 13:55 Dino alchemy.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 One hundred; 00:30 "A person or two who listens"; 01:05 Shrink-wrap; 01:22 The subtitle for Dinosaur Table Battles; 02:10 DJ Spinosaurus; 03:15 Animals in school; 04:25 Tom's favorite game; 04:40 Tom's favorite game to play solitaire; 05:10 Working on Dinosaur Table Battles; 07:20 The bestest game; 07:55 White Eagle Defiant; 08:40 Solo games for 2020; 09:10 A question from Mary; 10:05 Other solo games in the pipeline; 11:05 Cup adjustment games; 12:15 Napoleon; 12:45 Shipping rates; 13:10 Favorite train games; 14:00 Train game plans; 15:00 When games are ready to hit the table; 15:35 Train games versus wargames; 16:50 Development on The Vote; 17:25 Guests and sharks.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Send us questions; 00:20 "Monster, that's not your purse"; 01:25 Grandma; 04:45 No release for April; 06:20 At All Costs! released in March; 06:40 Getting caught up; 07:10 Dinosaur Gauge, a pick up and devour game; 08:00 Testing Dual Gauge on Tabletop Simulator; 08:45 Tom is loud apparently; 09:15 Appearance on Armchair Dragoons podcast; 09:40 Harold on Games; 09:50 Livestream with Moe's Gaming Table; 10:30 Space-Biff; 11:00 Job interviews; 11:30 "A real bad attitude"; 13:35 "That was not her jam at all".

00:01 Introduction; 00:10 Dinosaur negotiations; 00:50 COVID-19 related disruptions; 02:30 "I forgot the name of it, Mary"; 02:55 Shame; 03:30 Playing it by ear; 03:50 Field of the Cloth of Gold; 04:35 The next transit of Venus is in December of 2117; 05:30 An opportunity to get caught up; 06:15 New title announcements; 06:40 Empire at Sunrise; 08:10 The American Civil War Operational Series; 09:25 Our God Was My Shield; 09:40 "He has no chill"; 10:20 Very nasty.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Social distancing; 00:35 Mary is a loner and a rebel; 01:15 The two reasons Tom purchased a DVD player; 02:40 Shelves, who knew it?; 04:20 Groceries; 06:40 Spaghetti with salsa; 07:25 Mashed potato soup; 08:20 "I did not just throw vegetables in a blender"; 09:30 Horse & Musket Annual 2 released; 10:10 "Why are there no dinosaurs in it?"; 10:50 Upcoming releases; 11:50 Canvas maps on sale; 13:05 "More, more, more"; 13:30 Dynasty canvas map offered for the last time.

00:01 Introduction; 00:30 Sick; 01:45 Chicago; 02:00 The Drake; 03:30 "She took the crackers"; 04:25 The time Tom almost got arrested; 05:35 "It was really quiet"; 06:15 "You usually find these weird ones"; 06:50 We did not meet Oprah; 07:10 Mary's stealth mission; 07:30 Westphalia Phasing Player stream; 08:00 A very awkward, nervous screen presence; 08:30 District Commander Binh Dinh released; 08:40 Table Battles Second Edition released; 10:50 Horse & Musket Annual 2; 11:05 Dinosaurs.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 The topic is not dinosaurs; 00:25 Westphalia live stream; 00:40 Brief insert; 00:55 Chicago; 01:30 "Mom, I was two"; 01:55 The cereal factory; 02:55 "What honeymoon"; 03:15 Listen: Mary Russell has become unstuck in time; 03:50 Alleged honeymoon; 04:30 Alleged cat-sized cockroaches; 05:10 Londons; 05:55 The Hot 'n' Now; 06:50 Hundred dollar burgers; 07:15 Forty bucks, that's a lot of money man; 07:45 The seafood platter special; 10:00 "No, the can opener is fine"; 11:00 "Dinosaurs were mentioned".

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Kingdom of Dyflin released; 00:20 Irish ancestor(s); 00:50 Not adopted; 01:35 Books Tom's parents owned; 02:10 Organ music; 03:30 Wood bits; 04:05 Binh Dinh; 04:50 This time last year; 05:45 A very heavy squirrel; 06:25 Lefty; 07:10 People are actually playing Westphalia; 07:55 Balance tweaks; 10:00 Dinosaurs already in the box; 10:30 Dinosaur Table Battles; 11:00 Hex numbers; 11:45 Dinosaur ballet.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Hollandays Sale update; 01:20 "Out of stock"; 01:50 Cold hands and feet; 02:15 Tom's terrible back; 03:00 Mary runs over Tom's foot with the car (twice); 03:20 Dinosaur-toed; 03:50 "The first of many games with dinosaurs"; 04:00 "I want a serious, non-dinosaur answer"; 04:55 Mary moves the pillow; 06:40 Dual Gauge does not have dinosaurs; 07:20 Preview of Dual Gauge; 09:10 "Why will we get songs with it"; 09:35 "Are they as good as Supertramp"; 12:05 Air Supply; 13:35 Journey.

00:01 Introduction; 00:15 The sale so far; 00:35 Compared to last year; 01:50 Westphalia doing really well; 02:20 Dinosaur corner; 03:05 Westphalia advice from Mary; 03:50 Increased sales for Hades and Matchlock; 04:10 Traffic and Teutons reminder; 04:25 Thanksgiving; 04:55 Family from the inside; 05:55 Tom used to swear, and Mary used to not to; 06:55 Normal is being nice to everybody; 08:00 Kingdom of Dyflin; 08:30 Some choice moments from the Cogadh Gaedhel re Gallaibh; 09:55 District Commander Binh Dinh; 10:05 "Animals and war, no, absolutely not"; 10:45 Francis the Talking Mule did indeed serve in Burma; 11:35 Ambitions for next year.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Belabored set-up for a dumb joke; 00:22 Punchline for said joke; 00:40 "This is an audio medium"; 00:55 First visit; 01:25 Second visit, and a diagnosis; 02:10 Mary is better at phones; 02:55 Third visit, and a correct diagnosis; 03:10 Wait a minute hang on; 04:00 "No you did not"; 04:50 The sale starts today; 05:15 Our annual freebie games; 05:35 Absolutely Aces is very historically accurate but also very divisive; 06:45 The Toledo War; 07:30 Monsterdeal19; 08:05 Where are the dinosaurs; 08:40 What looks like a lobster; 09:10 An Infamous Traffic and Teutons leaving the catalogue; 11:20 Last year's sale; 12:25 The joke is that it's almost Thanksgiving; 13:20 Everybody's bringing dessert; 14:15 Bring a better dessert; 14:40 "A cheesecake I had once"; 14:50 Differing opinions on spam; 15:55 White Castle recipes; 16:15 The cheesecake mentioned previously; 16:55 Tom has a terrible idea.

00:01 Introduction; 00:08 It's cold in here; 00:30 Cataloguing videos of all NASCAR races from 1994 to 2005; 01:20 Why not let Mary design the dinosaur games; 02:10 What is your favorite dinosaur and why is it a triceratops; 02:50 "You want all dinosaurs to die?"; 03:20 Dinosaur Table Battles; 04:05 Hollandays Sale; 04:35 Canvas maps list for the sale; 05:30 Larger map for Horse & Musket; 05:45 Multiplayer games; 06:50 "You ignore most of what I say"; 08:25 Shrink wrap; 08:45 Space travel is horrifying; 09:25 Back to shrink wrap; 10:00 Negotiation games; 10:45 Don't play Catan with Big Mike; 11:45 Sharing in the victory.

00:01 Introduction; 00:10 Special Guest Host Monster; 00:15 Escape From Hades released; 00:35 Waiting for the sale; 02:00 "So I injured myself earlier"; 03:15 "Falling over was not part of my plan"; 03:40 Pigeon-toed; 04:40 Horse & Matchlock coming soon; 05:50 Announcing Kingdom of Dyflin; 06:15 Mary uncharacteristically works blue; 07:10 Announcing District Commander: Binh Dinh; 07:50 Westphalia layout underway; 08:20 Announcing White Eagle Defiant; 09:20 That Others May Live; 09:45 Mary puts Tom on the spot about the Shackleton game; 11:25 "Just want to get through one episode without dinosaurs"; 12:25 Send us questions.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 We have returned; 00:25 Westphalia wood bits; 01:25 The driveway saga; 04:30 Minimal noise outside; 05:05 Shooting a movie right by the airport; 05:35 "You're really into plays" (ouch); 06:15 Tom's black-and-white student film; 07:15 Color films in black and white; 08:10 That horrible play; 09:00 "I've done a lot of character growth since then"; 09:20 A bad version of No Exit written by someone with no life experience; 09:55 These are the hands that baked her cookies; 11:05 The problem with the young people; 11:50 A running gag that will never have diminishing returns and is always entertaining; 13:20 Escape From Hades release imminent.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Double confirmed; 00:15 Discourse on the nature of time and the ephemeral nature of podcasts; 00:40 District Commander Maracas; 01:25 Dinosaurs (of course); 03:00 Speaking of Brians; 03:35 "Frozen" custard; 05:00 "What did I do?"; 05:10 Lawrence of Arabia; 07:20 The big Leone argument; 08:50 Playtime; 09:45 Trafic; 10:15 Ben-Hur and the Ten Commandments; 10:55 Hunters Jeffrey and Tab; 11:20 A story about John Wayne; 12:10 Those poor horses, Mary.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 GrandmaCon; 00:55 Paternity Court; 01:55 Dinosaur Table Battles is a real thing; 02:55 "He needs to be a DJ"; 03:50 Tom is in no position to critique facial hair; 04:15 A lack of hair awareness; 04:40 Tom's unfortunate hair choices; 05:10 Stupid bets; 05:45 Something Tom regrets; 08:40 Irish Gauge; 09:00 GrandCon; 10:10 Working with Capstone.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 "I've seen you around"; 00:25 Three year business anniversary; 00:55 "I like my employee"; 01:00 Thanks; 01:30 A tough year; 03:10 Figuring out our niche; 04:55 Mary sees the garlic baker; 05:40 A gassy little Monster; 05:55 Escape From Hades; 09:20 "We can publish things just because we want to"; 10:10 Westphalia.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 WBC; 01:10 Missing the plane; 03:15 Mousers; 04:05 Table Battles: The English Civil War releasing this week; 04:30 Still no dinosaurs; 05:00 Games in our pipeline; 06:20 "No, we want dinosaurs now"; 06:45 People apparently listen to this thing; 07:10 Engaging with people; 08:00 People don't look like their avatars - or do they?; 09:15 District Commander Maracas; 10:00 PNP catchup.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Claws; 00:50 Siege of Izmail released; 01:00 Slower release schedule; 01:50 Working in Offices; 02:55 Tom was an adequate manager; 04:25 Right and wrong fits for a team; 06:05 Mary lays out a book; 07:10 Exploding keyboards; 08:10 Table Battles: English Civil War; 09:45 District Commander: Maracas; 10:00 Page count follies; 11:20 WBC.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 "No one would pay for this show"; 00:25 Siege of Izmail; 01:10 Videos; 01:35 Birdus interruptus; 02:40 Tactile and personable; 03:30 "There are running gags and then there are running gags"; 03:50 Incendiary political commentary; 04:45 Who's a Good Boye; 05:05 "Good news, Mary: they are dead"; 05:20 Podcast sponsor Ford Motor Company; 06:00 Stories about Mary's dad; 07:55 Horse and Dinosaur; 08:35 A lot of squished horses; 09:40 A completely inaccurate representation of the plot of Leprechaun in Space.

00:01 Introduction; 00:15 Didn't go to Origins; 00:35 Lots of little sneezes; 02:10 With It Or On It sales; 02:55 Trouble working on the next medieval game; 03:15 Those poor horses; 05:10 "That was a big sneeze"; 05:40 Siege of Izmail; 06:20 ZOC and mandatory combat in Izmail; 07:30 Introductory wargames: Lost Provinces; 08:50 Shields & Swords II series; 10:15 Brave Little Belgium; 11:00 Learning Empire of the Sun; 11:30 That one game; 11:55 EotS South Pacific scenario.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 "Start talking"; 00:10 With It Or On It release eminent; 00:25 "I assume they have a house"; 01:35 Smell-o-vision; 02:20 The internet; 02:35 On the phone; 03:20 A couple words in Tom's defense; 06:05 Claws and Doc; 09:40 Very zippy; 09:45 Origins; 10:30 Glasses.

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Monster is not super-happy; 02:10 Attempted jailbreak; 03:20 Grown-up fun-time stuff; 04:30 "Just tell her it's purple"; 05:20 With It Or On It; 06:25 Red Rose figurines; 07:05 Proxy miniatures for D&D; 07:45 J.D. was bad at Sweden; 08:15 Testing Westphalia; 08:45 First round problems; 09:30 "Gabe, our friend Gabe"; 10:00 "That other person"; 10:55 "They all think they're doomed"; 11:25 Sample games/turns; 12:20 "You always shoot down all of my dinosaur ideas".

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Canvas map sale; 00:20 Special guest star Monster; 01:00 Monster's ultrasound; 01:50 Shaved belly; 02:40 A joke which didn't land; 03:25 Origins; 05:05 WBC; 06:05 Rent paid in worms; 06:30 The robin's nest; 07:35 No chainsaw for Tom; 08:05 The Legend of Stumpy; 09:55 With It Or On It Without Dinosaurs; 10:25 A change in our release schedule.

00:01 Introduction; 00:10 We were at the vet a lot; 01:10 Horse & Musket Annual no. 1 released; 01:30 "Hiya Monster"; 01:40 Horse & Matchlock; 02:05 Dinosaurs with horses and muskets; 02:30 With It or On It; 02:55 Bugs; 03:50 Things that eat mice; 04:20 Tom is wrong about skunks, they do eat rodents; 04:40 Adventures in movie theaters; 06:35 Mary has a terrifying flashback; 07:05 Children cackling like maniacs; 07:45 Tom has warmed up to koalas; 08:20 Devil Facial Tumor Disease; 09:40 Wolverines on vacation; 10:25 Canvas map sale coming in May; 12:50 The Noble Order of Clawsewitz.