TJD Movie Reviews

We discuss the 2018 Action/Comedy film "Game Night", starring Jason Bateman, Rachel McAdams and Kyle Chandler, more Jigsaw type scenarios, if getting sucked into a jet engine is "a good way to go" and a story about the worst times to go looking for Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews  Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX   

We discuss the 1993 Adventure/Comedy/Musical film "Robin Hood: Men in Tights", starring Cary Elwes, Richard Lewis and Roger Rees, how many of these jokes still land today, Mel Brooks' appreciation of a female chest and Jake's wrist spontaneously liquifies. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews  Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX   

We discuss the 2001 Fantasy/Mystery/Romance film "Vanilla Sky", starring Tom Cruise, Penelope Cruz and Cameron Diaz, Inception dreams being ruined, overly attached people in relationships and Ty and Drew teach Jake about the origins of Smurfette. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews  Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX   

We discuss the 1991 action/comedy/sci-fi film "Suburban Commando", starring Hulk Hogan, Christopher LLoyd and Shelley Duvall, pick past episodes we wish we might have done differently, and we reminisce about some of our favorite moments doing the pod to celebrate our 100th podcast together. We're still kicking, brother! Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews  Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX   

We discuss the 1999 Drama/Sports film "Any Given Sunday", starring Jamie Foxx, Al Pacino and Cameron Diaz, Jake contemplates the healthiest liter of blood to drink in a Jigsaw situation, and we discuss the chaos of the editing in this film. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews  Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX 

We discuss the 2017 Crime/Drama film "Good Time", starring Robert Pattinson, Benny Safdie and Jennifer Jason Leigh. Is Pattinson talented and typecast or exactly what we thought he was? Tune in to find out. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX   

We discuss the 2017 Action/Comedy film "Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle", starring Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart, Jack Black and Karen Gillan, how it stacks up to the original, whether or not it's actually funny, and Ty gives credit to someone he's not typically fond of. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews  Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX   

We discuss the 1988 Comedy/Horror film "Vampire's Kiss", starring Nicolas Cage, Maria Conchita Alonso and Jennifer Beals. Listen as we try to make sense of the pure insanity that is Nic Cage in this film. You expect a certain level with Cage, but this is not even on the charts. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews  Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX 

We discuss the 2015 Action/Fantasy film "Tag" AKA "Riaru onigokko", starring Reina Triendl, Mariko Shinoda and Erina Mano, marvel at the unpredictability of this film, try to figure out what was actually going on, and talk about the taste of...face? Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX 

We discuss the 2014 Comedy/Horror film "Zombeavers", starring Rachel Melvin, Cortney Palm and Lexi Atkins, weird times to claim you're a Power Ranger, Jake talks about Phoebe Cates in "Gremlins", and we talk about a truly horrifying transformation scene. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX 

We discuss the 2002 Action/Comedy film "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist", written, starring and directed by Steve Oedekerk. Is it the stupidest thing we've ever seen or a mindless source of entertainment? Perhaps a misunderstood cult classic? Tune in to find out! Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX 

We discuss the 1997 Action film "Batman & Robin", starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Clooney and Chris O'Donnell, try to understand what exactly Joel Schumacher was trying to do with this film, talk about whether or not we liked this as kids when it came out, and the effects this had on the franchise as a whole. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews  Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX 

We discuss the 1993 Action/Comedy film "Surf Ninjas", starring Ernie Reyes, Jr., Rob Schneider and Leslie Nielsen, the lyrics of "Funky Cold Medina", the waste of Leslie Nielsen, and the questionable age of Rob Schneider. Kwantsu, dudes! Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews  Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX 

We discuss the 2014 Adventure/Drama/Sci-fi film "Interstellar", starring Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway and Jessica Chastain, argue over time paradoxes, pretend we understand anything, and Jake defends things that don't really need defending. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews  Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX 

We discuss the 1987 Comedy/Fantasy film "Mannequin" starring Andrew McCarthy and Kim Cattrall, the repercussions of being caught with a mannequin, several "what if" scenarios, and marvel at the incredible stupidness that is this movie. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews  Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX 

We discuss the 1993 Comedy "Wayne's World 2", starring Mike Myers, Dana Carvey and Christopher Walken, gush about the beautiful Kim Basinger, how Jake "measures up", and what happened to Natalie Wood? Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX 

We discuss the 1973 horror film "The Exorcist", starring Ellen Burstyn, Linda Blair and Max von Sydow, whether or not it's held up over the years, and we play our 2nd annual horror movie quote contest. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX 

We discuss the 2012 horror/drama film "The Woman in Black", starring Daniel Radcliffe, Janet McTeer and Ciaran Hinds, talk a little bit about David Carradine, question possible causes for ghosts doing all that moaning and debate whether or not "pleasure" can exist in a known haunted house. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews  Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX 

We discuss the 1968 drama/horror film "Rosemary's Baby", starring Mia Farrow, John Cassavetes and Ruth Gordon, the awful activities of Roman Polanski and Harvey Weinstein, some questionable TIME Magazine covers, and whether or not we'd deem a part of this movie acceptable if we exchanged one angel for another. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX 

We discuss the 2012 Comedy/Crime film "Seven Psychopaths", starring Colin Farrell, Woody Harrelson and Sam Rockwell, old Nickelodeon shows, Jake's awful reason for watching "Precious", and Ty laughs so hard he spits his drink. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews  Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX   

We discuss the 1993 Action/Western/Drama "Tombstone", starring Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer and Sam Elliott, what our cowboy names would be, and one of the greatest "Nooooo!" scenes in cinema history. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX 

We discuss the 1994 action/drama film "The Crow", starring Brandon Lee, Ernie Hudson and David Patrick Kelly, the dangers of our old friend Limewire, eating bullets, and Ty and Jake drag Drew into an awkward exchange. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX 

We discuss the 2016 crime/drama film "Nocturnal Animals", starring Amy Adams, Jake Gyllenhaal and Michael Shannon, if anyone in the well is really a "winner", the (then upcoming) "It" remake, and the best way to ditch Amy Adams at dinner. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews  Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX   

We discuss the 2001 drama/thriller "Frailty", starring Bill Paxton, Matthew McConaughey and Powers Boothe, the glory of Shasta, movie rental places, and Robin Williams. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX  

We discuss the 2016 Animation/Drama/Fantasy film "Your Name" or "Kimi no Na wa", directed by Makoto Shinkai, what it would be like to wake up in the body of the opposite sex, Movie Pass, and whether or not we'd notice Ty's changes if this were to happen to him. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX  

We discuss the 2014 Crime/Drama film "Gone Girl", starring Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike and Neil Patrick Harris, debate Affleck's acting chops and if he's improved over time, a story about a cricket being a nuisance, and....Tyler Perry is...pretty good? Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews  Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX   

We discuss the 2015 comedy/western film "The Ridiculous 6", starring Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and Taylor Lautner. It wasn't good. There's an alright part with a cantaloupe. We just saved you 2 hours of your precious life. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews  Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX   

We discuss the 1997 Drama film "Boogie Nights", starring Mark Wahlberg, Burt Reynolds, John C. Reilly and Heather Graham, Ty resurrects some dead slang, one of us adopts the porn name "Stench Armstrong", and Jake is notified that a phrase he's used his whole life is...incorrect. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews  Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX   

We discuss the 2017 drama "T2 Trainspotting", starring Ewan McGregor, Ewen Bremner, Robert Carlyle and Jonny Lee Miller, run down some famous spoilers for movies, read and discuss some negative reviews for this film, and talk about the more seductive version of the Flintstones. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews  Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX   

We discuss the 2003 comedy/parody film "Scary Movie 3", starring Anna Faris, Charlie Sheen and Regina Hall, a Macy Gray impression goes awry, Jake and Ty sync up and make the same stupid joke, and Robert Goulet causes Jake to lose control. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews  Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX 

We discuss the 2016 Drama/Sci-Fi film "Arrival", starring Amy Adams, Jeremy Renner and Forest Whitaker, the poor dog that had to deal with the Grinch, Jake's adoration for Skateland and Chuck E. Cheese, and Ty shares a ghost story. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX 

We discuss the 1996 drama "SubUrbia", starring Giovanni Ribisi, Steve Zahn and Nicky Katt, the top pornstar of 2007, Ty's peculiar tattoo, and the apparently debatable attractiveness of...Parkey Poser? Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews  Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews  Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX 

We discuss the 1988 action/adventure film "Willow", starring Warwick Davis, Val Kilmer and Joanne Whalley, talk about Randy Newman and his hatred of short people, John Wayne Bobbitt, and the dragon that was possibly modeled after Clint Howard. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX  

We discuss the 1982 Sci-Fi/Thriller "Blade Runner", starring Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer and Sean Young, the possibility of Richard Gere being the first alien abduction, Ally McBeal, and debate the intentions of the sex scene in the film. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX  

We discuss the 2009 action/crime/thriller starring Jason Statham, Amy Smart and Clifton Collins, Jr., horses, Jason Statham's bad knees, and Ty puts a Dr. Seuss spin on a movie title. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX  

We discuss the 2009 comedy starring Jon Favreau, Vince Vaughn and Malin Akerman, the terrible relationships in the film, the horrible product placement in the film and our hatred of Jason Bateman's character. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX  

We discuss the 2008 action/adventure film starring Ron Perlman, Selma Blair and Doug Jones, have a discussion about Blade, Jake talks about his Socom history and we question Alicia Silverstone's food prep skills. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX

We discuss the 2000 drama film "Requiem for a Dream", starring Jared Leto, Ellen Burstyn, Jennifer Connelly and Marlon Wayans, things we would do for one million dollars, Ty questions the authenticity of hair, and we confess our love for "Not Another Teen Movie". Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX  

***Spoiler warning!*** This week we discuss the 2016 horror/thriller film "Split", starring James McAvoy, Anya Taylor-Joy and Betty Buckley, M. Night Shyamalan's track record and varying quality over time, other actors that may have been able to fill McAvoy's shoes, and debate Ben Affleck's acting chops. Etcetera. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX  

We discuss the 1986 adventure/drama "Stand by Me" starring Wil Wheaton, River Phoenix, Corey Feldman and Jerry O'Connell, the career of Adam Sandler, leeches masquerading as body parts, and Jake creates his own superhero. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX  

*SPOILER WARNING*- we discuss this one at length and we strongly recommend watching this before listening to this episode as it WILL give away the plot. *YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED* We discuss the 2015 mystery/thriller "The Invitation" starring Logan Marshall-Green, John Carroll Lynch, Tammy Blanchard and Michiel Huisman and directed by Karyn Kusama. For the sake of keeping the plot obscure, let's just say we sit down and have a nice, in-depth philosophical discussion. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX  

We discuss the 2007 Comedy/Sports movie "The Comebacks", starring David Koechner, Carl Weathers and Matthew Lawrence, talk about our favorite comeback stories and whether O.J. fits into that role, reminisce about the parody movies that plagued the mid-2000s and pick some of our favorites out of that time period. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX

We discuss the 1987 action/adventure/fantasy film "Masters of the Universe", starring Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella and Courteney Cox, what the hell a 'Gwildor' is and why his name is so prevalent, joke about how we'll never be bought by sponsors, and find some truly terrifying drawings of Skeletor on the internet. Gwildor: the most said name during this movie and we couldn't even remember it. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX

We discuss the 2016 comedy/fantasy/horror film "Yoga Hosers", starring Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith and Johnny Depp. There are no words to describe this film or how defeated you will feel watching it. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX  

We discuss the 1986 action/adventure/comedy film "Howard the Duck" starring Lea Thompson, Jeffrey Jones and Tim Robbins, the anatomy of ducks, Jake interrupts the show with more Rule 34, and Ty unleashes an accidental innuendo that may be his greatest moment on the podcast. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX

We discuss the 1987 comedy/horror film "Blood Diner" starring Rick Burks, Carl Crew and Roger Dauer, the legacy of Owen Hart, the most unattractive lower back tattoos, and...bush? Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX

We discuss the 2003 independent romantic drama/unintentional comedy film "The Room", pick our favorite of several over the top love scenes, do our best Tommy Wiseau impressions, and discover that perhaps introducing a little chocolate in the bedroom is all anyone needs to do to achieve complete sexual bliss. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX  

We discuss the 2011 action/sci-fi/thriller "In Time" starring Justin Timberlake, Amanda Seyfried and Cillian Murphy, Tommy Lee's short lived show while he was in Lincoln, Nebraska, what would and wouldn't exist in a world where time was currency and as always, sextapes. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX  

We discuss the 1975 adventure/drama film "Jaws" starring Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw and Richard Dreyfuss, which cast members we think we translate best to, the wonderful career of Rob Schneider, and the video game based on the movie. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX  

We discuss the 2014 comedy/crime film "Stretch" starring Patrick Wilson, Chris Pine, Jessica Alba and Ed Helms, a good way to summon Melissa McCarthy, we contemplate the ideas of fate and karma, and we talk about times we've had our hearts broken. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX      

This week we kick things off with a "Weird Al" Yankovic trivia game featuring our dreaded nemesis, Slivovitz. Your regularly scheduled podcast begins at 12:07 and we jump into Ty's pick, the 1989 comedy UHF, starring Weird Al, Victoria Jackson, Kevin McCarthy and Michael Richards. We discuss the film, Fran Drescher's lovely vocal chords, Michael Vick, and Nascar cats. Come like the page and chat with us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com/tjdmoviereviews Or follow us on Twitter: @tjdmoviereviews Music by Batstow- check out more of his music here! - https://goo.gl/tpCCgX   Check out our special guest Karl Houser's podcast, Early Afternoon Tonight at: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/earlyafternoontonight/ Or tweet him- @earlyafternoontonight