Two in The Bush: A Podcast

We came back! This week in the Bush! The crazies are among us, the psychological toll of celebrity, World War III, the Royal Family, poorly thought out proposals, the patriarchy, divorce etiquette, and maybe a few other topics…

This week in the Bush! A higher than normal number of technical difficulties, missed deliveries, how specific is too specific when it comes to calling in sick, the morals of making conversation at the gas pump, anxiety attacks, being a Positive Pete, professional dick pic shoots, seasonal depression - of course death is depressing, getting rid of daylight savings time, impeachment, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! Resumes, workplace leadership, animated shows, tips for pooping in a public restroom, Snickers, the cardiovascular system, having a new penis surgically installed, the philosophy of masturbating, where to draw the line, sleepover rules, missed opportunities, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! Shoplifting, taking away peoples’ guns, the car industry, collecting fetal remains, the costs of a hazmat crew, humanized mice, the art of the sandwich, perogies, Warm Pouch, Bedouin, fires are bad, mutant calves, Lyme disease, abortion, domestic violence prevention measures, mammograms, Chad, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! Steroids, we watch Gilbert Gottfried read 50 Shades of Grey, before the air-crap hit the fan, getting drunk on a plane, keyboard-crumb-catcher-grease-pools, our courageous decision to dismiss the editing, social anxiety, theater-mate review service, Stephen King, ocean woes, human instinct, which of us is most intellectual, and not much more!

This week in the Bush! Prison changes people, animal fears, kamikaze rats, eunuchs, disruptive vehicles, Meryl Streep, She-Devil, being the ugly friend, tropical storms, lawyers, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! Empowering strippers, Old Spice, tactics for dating out of your league, “you ugly!!!,” the power of the makeover, Kelsey indiscreetly removes a story about the State Fair, just farmin’ around and all that kinda shit, country music, the breakfast buffet quiz, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! Kelsey is the worst kind of person, marshmallow philosophy, water parks, roboguards, exciting business endeavors, the psychology of sending nudes, Skyfall, lottery winnings, Speedos, first day of school anxieties, the onslaught of leggings, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! Aquariums, being rude to people in the service industry, motorbrowing eyeboats, patsies, garlic festivals, “you gotta be wearin’ runnin’ shoes if you’re goin’ out in public,” smoke alarm interruptions, and “I’m an all-American type of dude: I like normal eyebrows, and big tits.”

This week in the LIVE Bush! JEL, curly fries, tail lights, astronaut ice cream, childhood dreams, space sexuality, guns, movie reviews, hippies, Quentin Tarantino, meth head acting, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! FaceApp, celebrity men’s hair, BADD (Birds Against Drunk Driving), claiming anonymous donations, parenthood, birthday cakes, frozen desserts, disturbing violence, power outages, solid scares, living on the edge, sleeping positions, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! We discuss music videos, cops, bacon in the morning, recess, bikes, more online quizzes, straws, and so much more! Here’s a link to the optical illusion Chet showed Kelsey:https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article17481949.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Optical-illusion-divides-the-internet-as-per-usual.jpg And here’s a link to the quiz we took:https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/personality-quiz/

This week in the Bush! Gifs, weight gain, old people don’t give a f*ck, church weed, fake concerts, doctors, and so much more!Here’s the link to the quiz we took this week! Let us know your results! https://psychcentral.com/quizzes/personality-quiz/

This week in the Bush! Harassment, the dangers of kitchen romps, curly fry tragedies, more personality quizzes, when to draw the line on playing chicken with your child, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! OCD, “it ain’t that sexy when its comin’ out of your butt,” cottage cheese, Google, getting an erection as a nudist, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! Elephants in the room, Smokey and The Bandit, plants vs. pets, surviving the skydive, whether attending a concert alone makes you a sociopath, straight pride, brown sugar, Chet may or may not get spooked easily, FREE T SHIRT OPPORTUNITY, and big monsters.

This week in the Bush! Seventh Heaven goes to Hell, campaigning for easier to eat food, animal rights, soft drinks, human decomposition, healthy/ready-to-eat/anti-masturbatory morning cereal, the importance of central air, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! Twisters, jobs, the future of paper and staples, The Dragon Show, money shots, worldly attraction, coming up on people sideways, hand shake hygiene, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! Pet raccoons, disappointing Bill Nye, scarface Nazis, Christian cannabis, overly motivated police, and how intimate is too intimate?

This week in the Bush! A Brief Inquiry into The 1975, cleansing your pallet, racist hand signals, small town triggers, child neglect, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! Concerts, adultery, winter blues, dodge ball, the relief of meaninglessness, legalizing marijuana, the history of disco, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! We discuss irrational fears of calling people by the wrong name, what nurses have in the cards, rising negativity, dinner with the devil, the proper method of disposing of an American flag, handshake harassment, the shame vs death threshold, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! We take a shot at another online quiz and verify that we’re super messed up, our opinions on Notre Dame, D.A.R.E. snitches, how to properly live like you’re dying, Bennigans, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! We cover: Nelly Fetardo, eating ass at your leisure, piss shaming, the chicken and the egg, you can’t lick my eye while I’m sucking your dick, and the perfect Easter gifts!

This week in the bush! Your derogatory identity, don’t cry over spilled milk, “just edge me for eight hours,” curiosity killed the cat, proper porn etiquette, and technical difficulties.

This week in the Bush! We discuss: white carriers, unhanding the dick, weird genetics, employing self-affirmed child molesters, drugging your coworkers, classless attire, Cardi B, lame ass prude Brits, and so much more!

This week in the Bush, with special guess Lawrence! Spontaneously combusting dicks, being a “mama boy,” the perks of being an accident, horrific ocean life, prayer is a weird thing, sex diving, sharing a bed, wiping & flushing techniques, up & coming movies, and other nonsense.

This week in the Bush! We discuss best practices for spending time, penis shame, the crippling responsibility of wealth, 1800s wrestling, and much more!

This week in the Bush! Guilt complexes, virtual reality sexual relations, sex toy hygiene, police sketches, the glorious return of “It’s Not That Bad,” redface, micropenis ethics, when to call the police, Elton John, John Wayne, and the proper utilization of Pet Sematary.

This week in the Bush! We discuss hot Oscar picks, fruckin’ Feddie Mercury, passing the time in outer space, volcanoes, how many years you get easy poon for saving the world, reproductive licenses, a sudden topic change at around 1:30:00 due to technical difficulties, and fighting mountain lions with your bare hands.

This week in the Bush, we discuss the power of suggestion, legal gray areas, lazy robots, the hottest lady criminals, and more!

This week, we delve into topics ranging from shoving a couple of lemons up your butt, erect penis ring toss, bull fuckery, and finally: why eat dick when you could eat pizza rolls?

This week in the Bush! Discretionary spending, Goddess Vaginal Detox Pearls & Steaming, Dance Contents, Gladiators, and Ted Bundy!

Happy Monday, Bush Buddies! This week, we delve into porn taxation, cock fighting, war, accents, cheesy gender reveals, Foghorn Leghorn, and Kelsey gives Chet her blessing to copulate with her offspring.

This week in the Bush, with special guests Jamie and Lawrence! We gain some insight on the infamous chair, we accidentally discuss Sex Education again, Kelsey comes out, and Betty White probably just died.

This week in the delayed Bush! We discuss the rise of comedy, the proper conditioning of one’s poobs, and would you rather eat: 500 room temperature McDonald’s hamburgers, or Donald Trump’s asshole?

This week in the Bush! Hot takes on topics such as: ABDL, media shooting coverage, menstruation trigger warnings, Asshole Jax, checking the toilet paper, and “you can fuck my mother!” Not to mention the third installment of “It’s Not That Bad!”

This week in the Bush: Happy New Year! We apologize for being late, we didn’t want to come. We talk about things like: extrolling Christian values, scrap paper, to circumcise or not to circumcise, mama didn’t raise no bitch, choose your own adventure, working pro boner, and much more!

This week in the Bush: Ancient Poop???, master batters, what the Halal?, The Inner Circle, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! We discuss crucifixion boners, holy penis, drug tests, medical marvels, cockroach Jurassic Park, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! Chet and Kelsey explore clam tits, Titcoin, a new kind of piss play, Native American handshakes, and chubbily eating potato oles.

This week, we discuss white people’s bullshit, the complications of shooting yourself when you’re a liberal, marriage proposals and objections, and so much more!

This week, we discuss hot button issues like: pre-existing syrup from the vagina, peasant pussy, the art of sucking one’s own penis, The Silence of the Lambs, and so much more!

This week, we discuss little people adult films, inadvertent arousal in inappropriate situations, the Holy Grail of products designed to be inserted in the vagina, and much more useless fodder!

Does “probably” qualify as consent? Is there such a thing as a dick that is too big for porn? The repercussions of having sex on unsteady surfaces, and much more! Tune in to this week’s episode for the latest and greatest Bush!

This week, we encourage all three of our listeners to vote! We also discuss Velveeta sandwiches, Yanks on a Train, Jerry Falwell, and dicks (as always).

This week, Chet and Kelsey delve into issues such as the evils of children, sex work, and French Stewart being the ugly Harry Connick Jr.

This week, we dive into the typical sorts of bullshit, like urethra play. We also suffer an unfortunate technical difficulty at the end that leaves Kelsey speechless for the last few minutes.

Sorry we're late on the upload! This week, we shoot the shit about the aforementioned topics, plus a few bonus ones. Tune in!

This week, Chet and Kelsey discuss starting a band, the correlation between jerking it and world peace, and the usual debauchery.

In this week's episode, Chet and Kelsey explore issues such as: receiving nudes in a Chili's, Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, and how much vodka is too much vodka.