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You've devoted your life in service of an ancient, evil creature of the night. Luckily, he's willing to do you a solid and pretend to be your boyfriend around your family for the holidays.Script: WhispurrAudioArt: Zaphirite Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You're a heartbeat away from quitting this stupid retail job, but your cute coworker is willing to do anything - even defying your boss - to make you feel appreciated.Part 2: Coming Soon!Script: WhispurrAudio (available here)Art: StarDreamers25 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who is this punk jerk and why won't he just give back your phone?!Part 2: [

Look, you can take him for a walk if you MUST, but you'd BETTER not try to put him on a leash.Part 2: [

Don't go summoning a handsome ghost if you can't handle a little teasing, darling.Script: WhispurrAudio (available here)Art: @gsusultimate Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your roommate's magic has gone haywire again, but at least he's cute when he's frustrated. Maybe you can help him salvage both his wand and his confidence before the Halloween party.Part 2: [

Didn't your mama ever teach you not to go wandering into the swamps at night? They're home to all manner of creature, child. Beautiful creatures...dangerous creatures...lonely creatures.Part 2: [

You're a mysterious shapeshifter hired to use your "special talents" to take out a notorious monster hunter, but no one told you how CLOSE he is with his roommate...This is an extended preview. The full version is available here for members of the Fanta's Friends tier and above!Script: WhispurrAudio (available here)Art: Mevadaa Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you a ghost, or are you real? If you can't haunt them, then you'll help me hold the line against the fascists - and we'll take not one step back, soldier boy.Script: WhispurrAudio (available here)Art: @gsusultimate Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You're tuned into WHAR 'The Cloud', your favorite station for news and relaxation. I'm your host, Tom Napwell. Stay tuned as we embark on a voyage of comfort and tranquility...Script: WhispurrAudio Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You've brought your boyfriend to introduce him to your folks, but there's just one small problem - you haven't come out to them yet. It's up to your goofball boyfriend to keep your secret - if you still even want it kept, that is.Script: WhispurrAudioArt: Mevadaa Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your best friend finally convinced you to book a massage appointment at her spa, but it looks like she's out sick today. Thankfully, this other guy seems pretty sweet...Script: ImprovArt: StarDreamers25 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your cute project partner seems distracted by his dating troubles, so it's up to you to help him realize how he (obviously) feels...Part 2: [

You needn't be alone in the night, child. Come with me...come to the Carnival.Script: WhispurrAudioArt: Tiramzu Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The year is 1983. Return of the Jedi is in theaters, Billie Jean is on the radio, the Cold War is in full swing, and your Totally Normal Therapist is about to put you in a Totally Normal Trance.Part 2: Script: WhispurrAudioArt:  Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sometimes, the best thing you can do for yourself is lay in bed and relax to some ASMR after a bad day.Script: ImprovArt: kawako__ Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A supervillain should be allowed to dunk whomever she wants into her Vat Of Toxic Goo™, so why is your hench-husband so concerned about THIS one?Script: WhispurrAudioArt: Zaphirite Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

House husbands, femboys, & shy guys of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your headpat privileges!Script: WhispurrAudioArt: CuaCarter Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CW Violence: Your scumbag soulmate does a little violence toward the end (This IS a bank robbery, after all). It is NOT directed toward the listener, and it isn't present at all in the YouTube version.You and John are a match made in hell, put on this earth to get rich or die trying. Hold on tight, sugar.Script: WhispurrAudioArt: seraphicghost Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two friends, chilling in the hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they haven't confessed their mutual feelings for each other yet~Part 2: [

I'm glad to have a new coworker at Whispurr Home Audio, but he needs to stop climbing onto the counter. And also stop licking himself. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your boyfriend decides to take matters into his own hands after finding you asleep at your desk, taxes un-filed.Script: ImprovArt: yulianrian Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your bestie offers you his bed after heavy rain keeps you from going home, but your fear of thunderstorms might make things complicated.Part 2: Coming Soon!Script: WhispurrAudioArt: Zaphirite Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a still, quiet 3am but your brain won't let you sleep. Why not hang out with your cute goth friend on the outskirts of town?Part 2: [

You and your rival hitman have been hired to deal with a tech CEO at her extravagant party. You'll have to blend into the crowd, but crowds have never been your strong suit...Previous In Series: [

Today's the day that you finally investigate that suspiciously-named movie rental company with the suspiciously-familiar employee that just opened in your town.Script: WhispurrAudioArt: @kawako__ Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He's looking you over. He's smirking. He's whispering in you ear. He's making you blush. Does he like you...or are you just sitting in his seat?Script: WhispurrAudioArt: Zaphirite Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You really are a nervous wreck, huh? It sure would be a shame if someone showed you a way to relax...Script: WhispurrAudioArt: Shutterstock Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tommy just wants to tackle his mountain of schoolwork, but first he has to help comfort the noisiest distraction in the room - you.Script: WhispurrAudio (available here)Art: Shutterstock Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You're a deep-space pilot in a damaged ship with nothing left to lose and no reason to go home, but the Major isn't going to let you go without a fight. The stars look very different today...Script: WhispurrAudioArt: Shutterstock Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Everyone knows that CEOs are literal demons, but sometimes they bring their favorite hellhounds with them - in disguise, of course. Sadly, even your "hot wife" disguise can't cure you of your fear of fireworks.Previous in Series: [

You've been transferred to the store across town, and Dana has decided to ditch work to give you a tour. Hope she doesn't have any shenanigans planned...Previous In Series: [

We're going to be fired if you don't get festive. Maybe I can help you get into the holiday spirit...Script: WhispurrAudio (Available here)Art: @kuumiho_exe Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did my silly little bestie have a bad day? Time to turn that frown upside-down!NOTE: This audio idea was chosen by Twitch viewers during the November 2023 subathon!Script: WhispurrAudio (Improv)Art: Shutterstock Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just sit back and relax with your loving husband as you celebrate another year together in the cool autumn air.Script: WhispurrAudio (Available here)Art: cuacarter Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You're on a mission to turn your career around, dressed to the nines in the most fabulous gear available to a girl in your line of work. I hope no old protegés show up to ruin your night...Part 2: Coming Soon!Script: WhispurrAudio (Available here)Art: LiaAmari Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You've fallen asleep on the couch waiting for your boyfriend to come home. He feels terrible about having been stuck at work, so he's going to spend the rest of the night with you in his arms.Script: ImprovArt: yulianrian Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I keep having this stupid nightmare and I'm scared to go back to sleep. Could you hold me and make me feel safe?Script: WhispurrAudioArt: Shutterstock Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So, come up to the lab / And see what's on the slab / I see you shiver, with antici--pation.M4F Version: [M4F] Mad Scientist Brings You To Life And Pampers You ⚡ [Praise] [Comfort] [Wet Towels & Lotion]Script: WhispurrAudioArt: jafarero Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So, come up to the lab / And see what's on the slab / I see you shiver, with antici--pation.M4M Version: [M4M] Mad Scientist Brings You To Life And Pampers You ⚡ [Praise] [Comfort] [Wet Towels & Lotion] Script: WhispurrAudioArt: jafarero Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You're cold, starving, and trapped in a thunderstorm on Halloween night. Hopefully this cute dork in a Dracula costume will invite you inside.Script: WhispurrAudio (Available here)Art: cuacarter Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You needed a boyfriend to take home to your parents for the holidays, so why not get your best friend to pretend for you? I mean, sure, your best friend is a black cat. But you're a witch...you can work around that.Script: WhispurrAudioArt: seraphicghost Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're kicking off October the right way: over an HOUR of the classic compilation of kid-friendly scary stories (with not-so-kid-friendly illustrations), "Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark", read in candlelight by yours truly! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your new classmate seems to know everything about you - including your problems with school. He thinks you need more sleep, so he's going to knock you out in the middle of class. That's not a problem, right?Part 2: Coming Soon!Script: WhispurrAudioArt: possumpopedavey Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your university apartment comes with an obedient new roommate whose smartphone app allows you to control him. His in-app purchases look pretty appealing, too...NOTE: There are two alternate sequels for this M4M audio: an M4M and an M4TF in which the Listener explores their gender identity with John.M4F Version: [M4F] [Part 1] Unlocking Your Pay-To-Win Roommate

Your university apartment comes with an obedient new roommate whose smartphone app allows you to control him. His in-app purchases look pretty appealing, too...NOTE: There are two alternate sequels for this M4F audio: an M4F and an M4TM in which the Listener explores their gender identity with John.M4M Version: [M4M] [Part 1] Unlocking Your Pay-To-Win Roommate

Your BFF-turned-cameraman will be at your side no matter what you choose to make - and he'll make you feel beautiful and confident, too.Script: WhispurrAudio (Available here)Art: zaphirite  Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your favorite student is doing terribly in your class, so you're going to sit him down and force him to be a better student - one way or another.Part 2: [

The guy you matched with hasn't shown up for almost an hour, and the bartender looks like he knows something...NOTE: This audio idea was chosen by viewers during the July 2023 subathon!Part 2: Coming Soon!Script: WhispurrAudio (Available here)Art: salami7722 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your mysterious twin servants might joke about not being paid, but they're going to take care of you no matter what.Part 2: Coming Soon!Script: Me! (Available here)Art: @zaphirite Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.