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Join Christopher Tewes in his attempt to hold a conversation with friends and acquaintances. Its just questions nobody really cares about, so we're here to talk about them!

Christopher Tewes


    • Mar 29, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 26m AVG DURATION
    • 53 EPISODES
    • 2 SEASONS


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    Ep 50. Dusting and Virtual Reality

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2022 30:15


    Special Guest Emma, the Shark Hoarder, tells me about her longest hangover ever and how many pool floaties she owns.

    Ep 49. Roller Coasters and Camouflage

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2022 26:19


    Special Guest Sam, The Painter, helps explain how he got into his hobby and what theme park rides are his favorite from his childhood.

    Ep 48. Human Centiped and Lost Toys

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2022 31:01


    Special Guest Jon, He Sucks at Film, sits down with me and teaches me about CRT TV's and what position of the human centipede he would be.

    Season Tewes

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2022 2:27


    Hey, missed you, enjoy the biggest Tewesday ever!

    Ep 47. Chicken Tenders and Plungers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2020 30:49


    Special Guest Sean-Carl, New Dog Owner, sits down with me and explains his thoughts on hamburgers and why everyone should own a plunger.

    Ep 46. Scooby Doo, where are you?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2020 27:12


    Special Guest Alex Garcia, The Brazilian Bullet, helps decide who is the worst of the mystery gang and why school Ipads will never work.

    Ep 45. Social Distancing and Ceiling Fans

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2020 28:55


    Special Guest Kyle Vrban, Not a Typo, logs on and helps me with my first online episode. I'm back, with new guest but the same format where we talk about french fries and ceiling fans!

    Ep 44. Downtown and Downtime

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2020 26:04


    Special Guest Brian A. Tewes, The Big Bro, finally joins the podcast and tells me his experience at a Backstreet Boys concert and his least favorite Disney character.

    Ep 43. Salsa Dancing and Key Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2020 27:26


    Special Guest John Sirera, Up and Coming Salsa Dancer, tells me why he started to learn salsa dancing and what clubs he was a part of in highschool

    Ep 42. TechDecks and Hairstyles

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2020 28:07


    Special Guest Jacken Holland, The OG Guest, helps me one more time with this idea and goes down memory lane with his childhood and what haircuts he thinks he looks best with.

    Ep 41. Arcade Cabinets and Snapbacks

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2020 28:36


    Special Guest Tim, Snapback hater, makes me the guest in his home and we go over his personal projects and the last time he used colored pencils.

    Ep 40. Valentine's Day Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 28:31


    Special Guest Mariah, Stuffed Animal Specialist, helps me understand what Valentine gift ideas are good and what other ones suck.

    Ep 39. Scuba Diving and Dumpster Diving

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2020 29:40


    Special Guest Zach, Scuba Training Dummy, stops by and wanted to be in the episode, so I was like "sure, why not?" We talk about our first cell phones and the bad places they've been.

    Ep 38. Lunchables and Lamps

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2020 30:29


    Special Guest Adriana, Cruise Director Extraordinaire, sits down after 16 years of knowing me to update me on her life. Topics like theater, furniture, and lunchables all come into play.

    Ep 37. Bad Heroes and Bad Popcorn

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2020 28:58


    Special Guest Chris Valentine, Color Coordinator, tells me what makes pants stand out and how I can pull off looking like Luigi.

    Ep 36. Nick Cannon and Chain Wallets

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2020 27:00


    Special Guest Danny, Wrestling Prodigy, challenges the Dealer in Deal or No Deal and what type of headphones work the best for him.

    Ep 35. Cosplay and Bad Photos

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2020 29:23


    Special Guest Paolo, The Unseen Roommate, finally joins the podcast and explains why he was fundamental in the creation of the podcast and how he feels about re-watching movies.

    Ep 34. Fever Dreams

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2019 24:40


    Special Guest Christopher Tewes, wait, what? This holiday episode is all about answering questions about my time abroad and why I made the podcast in the first place. Happy Holidays!

    Ep 33. Speed Limits and Meat Reduction

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2019 28:40


    Special Guest Philly, Helpful Time Keeper, confuses me on speed conversions and what she had for dinner recently.

    Ep 32. School was and is Tough

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2019 26:30


    Special Guest Lea Beck, 3 Doors Down, gives me Alligator vs. Crocodile and when she was most recently angry

    Ep 31. Famous Logos and Hairstyling

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2019 27:00


    Special Guest Ming Ng, First Abroad Friend, informs me on what the term 'beaters' is, and why I should use toothpaste to clean my shoes

    Ep 30. Burping and Music Festivals

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2019 32:20


    Special Guest, Jarrett Craw, Mr. Fashion, teaches me about luxury shoes and his thoughts on astrology.

    Ep 29. Movies That Make Us Cry

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2019 27:16


    Special Guest Anna Zdarilova, is that how I spell it?, helps me remember what movies I've cried to and what she'd like to change in the modern world.

    Ep 28. Competitive Swimming and Tea

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2019 27:56


    Special Guest Amy Clark, Future World Saviour, explains to me the perfect time for tea, and how far she'll let leftovers go before throwing them out.

    Ep 27. Garden Gnomes and Tattoos

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2019 26:46


    Special Guest Madison, Hater of the Modern World, helps me understand how much she needs to pack for vacations and what her one wish would be from a genie.

    Ep 26. Halloween Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2019 26:34


    Special Guest Atty, The Spooky Boi, reveals he has a secret passion for anatomy and why he thinks bats are scary. Oh, also, boo

    Ep 25. Natural Disasters and Sneezing

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2019 27:33


    Special Guest Venla Vidgren, The Finnish Flatmate, teaches me about the Finnish alphabet and why sneezing makes her mad.

    Ep 24. Life Lessons and Blockbuster

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2019 27:25


    Special Guest Anjelle Allen, Famous Carpet Farter, tells me an embarrassing story and what she thinks is the hardest invention to make.

    Ep 23. Nude Sports

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2019 27:07


    Special Guest Tiffany Troia, 5 Year Old Fighting Specialist, teaches me about what she learned in gym class and how many 5 year olds she can take in a fight.

    Ep 22. Allowances and Ghosts

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2019 25:17


    Jake Pretzell, the Fastest Dog Walker in the East, tells me why he likes where he lives and what's the secret to how he runs so fast.

    Ep 21. Moms Drink Free

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2019 27:15


    Special Guest Scott Gould, Excited Tailgate Host, disagrees with my choice of cereal and explains the differences between jet skying, ski boarding, and wake boarding.

    Ep 20. Best Friends and Climbing Trees

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2019 26:16


    Special Guest Maria, @Foodie.girly, tells me a little bit about her food blog and how she met her first friend!

    Ep 19. Cake vs. Pie

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2019 27:42


    Special Guest Evan Holden, a Cake Supporter, tells me his reasoning for why he would make his kids ride the bus and why he wears long socks.

    Ep 18. Teen Talk

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2019 28:46


    Special Guest Jacob Yurdakul, the Medieval Weapons Expert, keeps me informed on what holidays are the most important and different ways to pronounce different words.

    Ep 17. Swimming and Different Languages

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2019 26:03


    Special Guest Brian S. Tewes, My Father, tells me about what sports he played and currently plays. Plus we go over some "Belizian" terms to know!

    Ep 16. Whiskey and Rules

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2019 38:33


    Special Guest Chad Rebrovic, The Chad, brings me a gift and helps me make my longest episode to date.

    Ep 15. Movie Passes and Curfews

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2019 28:14


    Special Guest Carla Benitez, a Valley Girl, tells me about why she didn't have friends in high school and what the girl scouts is like

    Ep 14. Tailgates and Stuffed Animals

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2019 26:28


    Special Guest Luke Mutchie, Tailgate Enthusiast, tells me the name of his first dog and why he has a gator stuffed animal.

    Ep 13. Jobs and Amanda Seyfried

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2019 27:25


    Special Guest Julia Thomas, the not-so-graphic Graphic Designer, finds out why I don't like Amanda Seyfried and how safe of a driver she is.

    Intermissions are for dummies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2019 0:56


    Making a quick change in where I'm recording the episodes. Also, I might be putting moderately more effort into editing them, but no promises!

    Ep 12. Santa and the Tooth Fairy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2019 25:50


    Special Guest Caitlin Schlicht, the Chili's Connoisseur, tells me when she found out the ultimate truth and what she always gets at Chili's.

    Ep 11. Skating vs. Surfing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2019 26:01


    Special Guest Pryia, the Mystery Skater, helps me decide what's more attractive: Skating or Surfing?

    Ep 10. Cleanliness and Favorite Tech

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2019 26:35


    Special guest Nick Brown, King of Shoutouts, helps the podcast understand how to he cleans himself and what his hopes for his future are.

    Ep 9. Hangry and Social Media

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2019 26:11


    Special Guest Nadya Alzate, the Professional Fangirl, joins the podcast and warns me about keeping calm in the dark and the popularity of Twitter.

    Ep 8. Sky Diving and Cryptids

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2019 25:47


    Special Guest Jay Parmar, the Study Buddy, joins the podcast and teaches me about drawing guns and what he's most recently seen in theaters.

    Ep 7. Ugly Birds and Train Rides

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2019 27:09


    Special Guest Adryelle Villamizar, the Hardest Artist, joins the podcast and informs me about Celiac disease and some the ugliest birds out there. Check her out @ArtofAdry

    Ep 6. Gymnastics and Common Courtesy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2019 26:15


    Special Guest Emily Shiflett, the Casual Concert Attendee, joins the podcast and tells me what makes her angry and the time someone puked on her.

    Ep 5. Travelling and Lightsabers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2019 25:54


    Special guest Jesus Ortiz, the Terror of Trigonometry, joins the podcast to talk about his travels and love of nerdy culture.

    Ep 1. Fame and Fortune

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2019 26:18


    Special guest Chris White, Roommate Galore, joins the podcast with his wisdom of travelling and wedding etiquette.

    Ep 2. Collector's Collections

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2019 26:22


    Special guest Finelli, the second Italian Stallion, joins the podcast to speak of his heartfelt collections and other things.

    Ep 3. Closets and Cats

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2019 26:22


    Special Guest Kyle Abad, a Bad Doctor, joins the podcast to talk about his love of coffee and what keeps him going in life.

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