Dirty Jockstrap Podcast

Aaron Rodgers can talk for three minutes about how he has no opinion. One minute, Lebron and Kyrie are being separated at recess, and the next minute they're sending love letters to each other in math class. Even your mailman has an OnlyFans.Support the show

What type of business would you let Antonio Brown manage?What's more realistic? A club pro almost winning  a major championship, or Sylvester Stallone doing porn? Trick question again: they both happened. See we told you all along, Jackson Mahomes is a stand up guy.Support the show

We have this year's NFL Draft Winners and Losers.It's Unofficial: Joel Embiid wins the MVP for the third year in a row.Will Lamar Jackson hire a financial planner to manage  the millions he lost by not having agent?and if Brock Purdy is so irrelevant, why do we keep hearing about him?Support the show

The mattress that Dak Prescott endorses is so comfortable it puts him to sleep in the playoffs each year.Dillon Brooks, of the Memphis Grizzlies, finally did it: He gave us a reason to root for Lebron JamesAnd the JV Waterboys host their annual NFL mock draft. Support the show

It's ‘Amatur' in golf  but ‘Amateur' in porn.If Wil Zalatoris leaves the Happy Gilmore putter at home he might have a chance at the Masters .Is Wil Levis the next Bo Calahan?Just like Tupac, Shohei Ohtani is gonna ‘Live and Die in LA'Support the show

If Tiger Woods sent his girlfriend to a Four Season instead of a Holiday Inn Express, she probably wouldn't be suing him for $30 million dollars. Aaron Rodgers is the equivalent of Adam Sandler: only doing movies with the same actors in each one.JVWaterboys review the start of the 2023 NFL Free Agency periodPatrick Peterson has another thing coming if he thinks he's wearing number 7 in Pittsburgh.Support the show

Sorry Vikings fans; until the Super Bowl is moved to 1:00, Captain Kirk won't be bringing home a ring. Does Tom Brady really think people who own cats don't go to work.Congratulations to Paxton Lynch! He became the only quarterback ever to take his skate off and try to stab someone. And the JVWaterboys review the Underwear Olympics and the NFL Combine.Support the show

Chosen Anderson will be choosing retirement. The next time an NFL player wants to show off their athleticism, just remember, Roger Goodell hates athleticism. Do you have the Vikings or the Cowboys in your top 10? Trick Question, they're the same team!Support the show

According to Kyrie Irving, once you're a flat earther you're never a round earther.What could Roger Goodell mismanage more, a Lemonade Stand or a Kissing Booth with Pamela Anderson.Juju finally accomplished the ultimate goal… Getting more Social Media views than Jackson Mahomes.Support the show

Kirk Cousins Pro Bowl flag defense was the stingiest defense he had all year, but that didn't stop him from finishing last in ‘Precision Passing'JVWaterboys give their  Super Bowl and Gatorade color previewIf you are thinking about going to the Waste Management Open, stop thinking, just goSupport the show

Breaking News: Tyler Huntley got one more vote than Eli Manning for this year's Pro Bowl, so he's in.Fortywhiner fans asked for a manager at Lincoln Financial Field so they could complain about fans, refs, and injuries.Patrick Reed lost track of all his lawsuits, and forgot about Rory being subpoenaed on Christmas Eve.Support the show

Which nickname is further from the truth: Danny Dimes or Captain Kirk?Bill Belichick and Nick Saban trade Coaches like 90's kids trading Pogs.Jumping through tables will soon become the biggest highlights in Buffalo again.Support the show

Don't you dare pick up Joey Bosa's helmet for him!The JV Waterboys finally put the age-old debate to rest. Is Kirk Cousins good?After that disgrace of a National Championship, can we please start puting the four best teams in the College Football Playoff?Support the show

This week was the loudest Bear's fans have been since refrigerator Perry scored in the Super BowlHey Cincinnati: just like if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball… if you can win in Kansas City,  you can win in Buffalo. And the JV Waterboys give their NFL playoff preview and predictions. Support the show

Nick Sirianni can't wait for Frank Reich to be his Coffee Bitch.Did Myles Garret use is extra days rest to sneak into the Michigan tunnel?Astros may not be cheating, but they certainly haven't earned the benefit of the doubt.Support the show

If you don't have a date to the Halloween party, just go as Manti Te'o.Hey Kirk Cousins, were 10 three and outs really worth all that Bling.The 76ers need James Harden to develop a Gluten Allergy.The Ravens always lose the game in the 4th, so has anyone ever actually beaten them.Support the show

NFL Owners lose Million Dollar Bills in their couch cushions.Did the JVWaterboys Jinx Aaron Nola's Perfect game?Who gets fired first, Reich, Hackett, or Rhule?Support the show

Just like the Grand Canyon, you have to see FedEx Field in person to believe it. Russell Wilson can still cook, but he cooks Taco Bell. At this point we can safely say Nathaniel Hackett cannot hack it. Support the show

How far are you willing to go if you finish last place in your fantasy league?Speaking of chess, is Jose Altuve going to emulate a chess grandmaster in order to get away with cheating.We don't think Doc Rivers is going to be liking more Twitter posts any time soon.Support the show

Who's more overrated, the Packers or Jalen Ramsey?Who was worse in Chicago, Trey Lance or the guy who painted the sidelines.The JVWaterboys Winners and Losers of Week 1Support the show

Will Ray Lewis be the Ravens' next mascot, Poe?We thought RGIII was just horny, but it turns out the player who scored for Michigan is actually named Orji. Can you tell how dumb someone is by looking at them? We're looking at you, obnoxious guy at the sports bar. And the JV Waterboys do their NFL predictions. Support the show

You play with who you have; case in point: the ‘93 Cubs had a 12 year old pitcherApparently Gary Payton is the new coach of the New Orleans SaintsJim Harbaugh can't figure out which QB is Cade and which is JJ, so they're just gonna alternate games. And the JV Waterboys do their College Football and NFC previews. Support the show

Antonio Brown cries himself to sleep at night. What will Dennis Rodman wear to his meeting with Vladimir Putin. Either way he'll be sponsorless just like Patrick Reed. And the JV Waterboys give their fantasy football and AFC Conference previews. Support the show

The joke about Ben Simmons leaving the Game 4 group chat was wayyyy too believableAntonio Brown compares himself to Jesus, while everyone else compares him to Brittney Spears circa 2007Who else remembers the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction… hmmm everyone?Support the show

What would be better than the PGA Tour's new public enemy number 1, Phil Mickelson, winning the Us Open?Is your local fantasy commissioner as bad as Mike Trout?3rd and 2, I-formation: Who do you want carrying the ball, Emmitt Smith or Barry Sanders?What will another Finals Championship and MVP do for Steph Curry's legacy?Support the show

Vikings fans, we hope you recorded it, because it's the last time you'll ever see the Vikings have the 32nd pick. Between newfound hatred of the Nets and the Raptors, Sixers fans better be working lots of overtime this offseason to afford seats in the heckling range for those games. Hey Patrick Reed, Tiger Woods has earned the right to get notes on the PGA Championship. What have you earned?Support the show

The security guard for the Timberwolves had the best tackle in Minnesota since Jared Allen retired from the Vikings. Ben Simmons is so soft, we couldn't find a softer animal from Australia to compare him to.Roberto Alomar announced he's coming out of retirement just so he can spit in Angel Hernandez's face again. Notre Dame chose a Jesus Christ statue over a Joe Montana statue.Support the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

Would you believe that 1/16th of the way through the season and the Pirates are still .500If you're going to bring back Frank Sinatra in a time machine, he may as well bring back Marilyn Monroe with him. Who would your dream foursome be on a golf course?And somehow Drake is a focal point in our sports podcast twice this episode. Support the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

Opening weekend of the new USFL is the best kept secret since the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa.Vladimir Guerrero Jr avoided a vandalism charge by not playing at Fenway last week.When will Russell Westbrook learn that bad jump shots and turnovers are frowned upon .What's more bland, Bubba Watson's Masters Champions Dinner menu or his personality?Support the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

We preview this week's Golf Tournament, ya know, the one with the flowers.We have the 2022 Major League Baseball Division winners and Award predictions.Just because Ben Simmons has talent, doesn't mean he can't be coachable. Just ask the JV Waterboys.and lastly the UNC Tarheels crashed Coach K's retirement party. Support the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

Albert Pujols' new contract is $2.5 million, does that mean he still has to show up wearing a ski mask?Spike don't play with girls, or the annexation of Puerto Rico.Antonio Brown confuses Mr. Worldwide with Average Joe.Speaking of AB, who would you like to slap the most?Support the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

- Kenny Pickett's hand grew an eighth of an inch, I guess that penis pump the Eagles sent him is paying off. - Can't blame Urban Meyer for not knowing who Jamal Adams is since he's played like a 7th round draft pick.  - Davante Adams gets traded to the Raiders, but the Packers offense improves. - Recap of the first two founds of the NCAA Basketball Tournament.Support the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

- We break down the NFL free agent signings - Do the Jaguars know everyone is laughing at them, they signed the wrong Kirk. They should've signed Kirk Herbstreit- 2022 NCAA Basketball Tournament Preview- Deion Sanders has had the longest case of turf toe ever, so they just chopped it off. Support the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

- Joe West retiring alleviated the need for Robo Umps.- Rob Manfred doesn't know who Mike Trout is, but somehow with the help of the JVWaterboys they ironed out a deal. - Ben Simmons return to Philly montage will be two minutes of him passing up a game winning shot.Support the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

- MLB is so out of touch, we're surprised they didn't announce international games in Russia today- The Rock and Vin Diesel hate each other just as much as the MLB Players and Owners-Listen live as the JVWaterboys make offers to the Packers front office for Aaron Rodgers- Add Kyler Murray to the list of mediocre quarterbacks demanding new contractsSupport the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

We thought the Cowboys Voyeurism scandal was just watching other teams win and be successful.NFL basically throws a penny into a fountain when they hire a new referee.We like Steph Curry.Phil Mickelson says that Saudi Arabia isn't great with human rights, but have you SEEN some of the stuff that the PGA Tour is doing.Support the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

Ben Simmons doesn't realize being a choke artist isn't a mental illness.  Support the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

How do you become a Ski Jumper? We don't even like skipping the last step going to the basement!What if Bruce Arians introduces Brady for his HOF speech instead of Belichick?This just in, the NFL is eliminating special teams, so the Packers will be in Super Bowl 2023.Support the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

If Kenny Pickett has small hands, why doesn't he just throw left handed?OBJ's dad might just get the NFL Executive of the year award.To the Saints surprise, Kevin James turned down the opportunity to replace Sean Peyton.Cincinnati parents will be watching Price is Right the Monday after the Super Bowl.Baseball writers are softer than Ben Simmons.Support the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

Mike Vrabel isn't an offensive guy, but he has caught a lot of touchdowns.When Shawn Hochuli threw the flag on Tom Brady he said 'that's for my old man'.When you call out two days in a row after a football game, no wonder people text asking if you're ok. Support the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

We preview the NFL Divisional round playoffs. #WHOPUTBEERINTHEWATERCOOLERSupport the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

Joe judge pulled off the unthinkable and ran the Annexation of Puerto Rico in an NFL game.Analytics don't know if your guy is wearing his lucky socks with a hole in the toe!When you look back at the Cardinals win over the Cowboys 2 weeks ago just remember what Shania Twain said - That don't impress me much.What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except if you're AB.Support the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

John Madden spanned many eras, even all the stages of Big Ben.#WHOPUTBEERINTHEWATERCOOLERSupport the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

Nick Foles is just like Jalen Hurts, but much more athletic!#WHOPUTBEERINTHEWATERCOOLERSupport the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

Goodell is paying NFL owners in Silver Dollars for their Gold Mine.What message did the bengals D send? ‘Hey we're mediocre'Sean Payton is wondering why Bradley Cooper isn't playing him in the upcoming Netflix movie home team. Support the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

Is it too much to ask for Tom Brady to donate his dirty jockstrap to the Podcast?#MANWHOPUTBEERINTHEWATERCOOLERSupport the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

Does Mike Zimmer have his calculator in his hand during intercourse?#MANWHOPUTBEERINTHEWATERCOOLERSupport the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

Chase Claypool to Mike Tomlin at practice tomorrow, zero fun sir! #MANWHOPUTBEERINTHEWATERCOOLERSupport the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

Now that Patrick Mahomes has distanced himself from his brother Jackson, what's more important to him, the Rodgers rate or newfound success for 2021? Support the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

The Waterboys can't wait for Eli and Peyton to break down Jackson Mahomes' tik tok dances on the Manningcast.#MANWHOPUTBEERINTHEWATERCOOLERSupport the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)

Atlanta Bus drivers have been waiting to drive for the parade since it was 28-3 against the Patriots.#MANWHOPUTBEERINTHEWATERCOOLERSupport the show (http://paypal.me/jvwaterboys)