Hero Club

Romans 6:23   "For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life." A brother and sister on a mission from God enlist the help of a dangerous outlaw, past his prime. Their objective: to kill the Devil himself before their adversary completes his sinister ritual and attains the pinnacle of his dark power on Earth.

Samuel 16:5 Get lost, get lost, you butcher, you hellhound! God has paid you back for all your dirty work. The Devil’s initial plot is foiled, but at what cost? The trio of unlikely allies find themselves the prisoners of Lucy’s sadistic lieutenant, Trunk, who plans on making them look nice ’n purty for their next big date with Lucifer. They’ll need to think fast if they want to escape unspoiled.

Leviticus 26:7 "And ye shall chase your enemies, and they shall fall before you by the sword." With Trunk in the dirt, the trio can finally get some well-earned rest, but their respite is cut short when an old and unfriendly acquaintance of Jeremiah's comes calling. Sometimes, you're better off staying dead.

Matthew 7:15 “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves.” The trio is falling apart. The Gentleman's avarice and old habits pit him against the pious preacher and his sister, the demon huntress. However, their personal qualms prove to be the least of their worries when an enticing young woman guides them straight to the leader of a heinous cult.

Proverbs 17:17 “A friend loves at all times, and a brother is born for adversity." Jeremiah has his hands full gussying up his companions in order to infiltrate Theodosia's River Boat Casino, but matters only get more complicated when a ghost from the Gentleman’s past emerges, looking to settle business Jeremiah thought long finished.

Zephaniah 3:3 "Her princes within her are roaring lions, Her judges are wolves at evening; They leave nothing for the morning." The trio sets off aboard Theodosia's River Boat Casino down the Colorado River, and it doesn't take long for things to get eerie. Especially when it becomes clear that Ember's reputation has preceded them.

Mark 15:28  "So the scripture was fulfilled that says, 'And he was counted among outlaws.'"  Elias, Ember, and Jeremiah find themselves at the outskirts of a barren desert, but it doesn't take long for an old enemy to catch up to the group, posing the largest threat to the journey yet. They won't be able to get through it alone, but luckily, help comes in truly bizarre shapes and sizes.  

Luke 10:3 "Go; behold, I send you out as lambs in the midst of wolves.” After wandering through an endless sea of dunes our trio find themselves delirious; questioning themselves, their purpose, and what is real or simply a mirage.

Luke 16:13 “No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and Money.” Numb from grief, the trio finally reach the end of the desert and find some solace in an old stomping ground of Jeremiah's. Unfortunately, Elias' former church is also in town and they're willing to do just about anything to get him back in the fold. 

Revelations 13:1 "The dragon stood on the shore of the sea. And I saw a beast coming out of the sea that had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on its horns, and on each head a name of blasphemy." It all comes down to this. The trio has arrived to their appointment with Lucifer right on time and they're going to have to rely on each other more than ever if they're going to get themselves, and humanity as we know it, out alive.

It's Christmas Eve 1963 and a little boy named Timmy Calloway has gone missing. The only team for the job is Santa's ALPHA TEAM TINSEL, a task force comprised entirely of Santa's finest toys. Along with a helpful house cat named Applesauce, the team begins their initial recon into Timmy's house, but what they find is far more sinister and complicated than they originally thought.

After diving into the Nightmare Tear found in little Timmy Calloway's closet, ALPHA TEAM TINSEL find themselves in a desolate and foreboding realm. With the help of their new friend, a toy car named Two-Two, the team hunt for Timmy in the Nightmare Realm. But what they don't know is that Timmy's not the only one being hunted.  

Having seemingly defeated the Nightmare Wyrm, ALPHA TEAM TINSEL infiltrates the Nightmare Realm's inner circle in an attempt to get to the bottom of Timmy's disappearance, and get the little guy home in time for Christmas Morning.

The seas surrounding Emporia are ruled by animal pirates, none more daring or infamous than Captain Drake Muldoon. But when Drake and his crew stumble upon the score of the century, they inadvertently put themselves at the top of everyone’s hit list.

Drake Muldoon and his band of buccaneers have stumbled upon a treasure the likes of which none of the veterans have ever seen. After the Captain makes a bold call in the face of superstition, the crew sails for the mainland with an eager new friend along for the ride. 

Archpriest Ezra of Sol City has cornered our picaroon protagonists in the Gilford Treasury Department. Will Captain Drake Muldoon and his crew be able to make their escape in spectacular fashion? Or might they lose someone along the way...

Hoping Vivian will make his way back to them, Drake and the crew of The Old Wives' Tale set a course for the hidden pirate island of Denacruz. Their long-awaited rest is cut short however, when an unexpected visitor washes ashore...

Vivian escapes Gilford in an unlikely fashion, and rejoins the crew of The Old Wives' Tale on the beaches of Denacruz. However, Captain Blackbriar (AKA The Carnivore) has begun shelling the beach with a destructive barrage of mortar fire. Could Vivienne have escaped Gilford and made it to Denacruz only for it to all end here?

The Old Wives' Tale begins its long and treacherous journey into uncharted waters in the East, but what they find is not what they bargained for.

Drake and his crew stumble upon another mystery in the East and gain some valuable insight as to what Queen Olivia VIII's true intentions are.

The Old Wives' Tale heads further eastward still, in search of two brothers on an island crowned with twin mountains. Time is of the essence as the diamond becomes more and more fragile, and the race against the clock has begun.

Drake Muldoon and his crew descend into the Razor Coral Tunnel, journeying onward to the Blackwater's edge. The Captain's long lost love supposedly awaits them, but his mistakes aren't the only ones that will haunt the oblivious pirates...

The race against the clock begins as the crew of The Old Wives' Tale draws ever nearer to their final encounter with Queen Olivia VIII. But hurtling into the unknown will lead to more than one surprise for our fearless freebooters.

In the thrilling finale of "Here There Be Monsters," the crew of The Old Wives' Tale finally faces off against the sinister sow herself, Queen Olivia VIII.

Reagan Cross and her sidekick, CB, are interplanetary smugglers and thieves of the highest order, but their luck finally runs out when a deal-gone-south lands them in Galactic Prison. The only way to buy their freedom is a suicide mission into the unknown of the Rift under the watchful eye of the Galactic Coalition of Civilizations. 

The other side of the malfunctioning Stargate turns out to be a touch more dangerous than The Emissary's crew bargained for. Reagan, CB, and GCC scientist Korrah Icehill will have to orient themselves to their strange new surroundings quickly...it could be a matter of life or death.

Reagan, CB, and Korrah depart Bulbossa with new friends and new goals. Will Mining Planet P-S-II hold what they're looking for? Or will the secrets of the desert planet bury our heroes?

The Emissary's crew finds themselves stuck between a rock and whole bunch of radioactive barbarians thirsty for blood. Outgunned and outmanned, the situation looks bleak, and tensions are high.

Having temporarily escaped the gargantuan Plutonian Dreadnaught, the crew of the Emissary make contact with Zilch's helping hand - a debonair space-rogue named Bravus Boss. As they make an emergency landing on a seemingly uninhabited planet, everything they thought they knew begins to unravel around them.

New information causes a rift between the crew of The Emissary as they return to Bulbossa to finish what they've started.

Former brothers in arms, Sheriff John B. Darrow and Moonshiner Barlowe Reed, now find themselves on opposite sides of the law -- but in the fallout of a raid by John B. on Barlow’s operation, the two end up running for their lives from a supernatural threat neither of them could ever have imagined. 

Each with a personal score to settle with the Talbot Gang, Barlowe and John B. head directly into the heart of the family's territory - but in Talbot Country, they look after they own and danger lurks around every corner.

John B. and Barlowe barely have time to lick their wounds before they are thrown into a horrifying race for survival through the woods. Unfortunately for them, they ain't seen nothin' yet.

After a near-fatal encounter with the two Talbot children, John B. and Barlowe have no other choice but to press onward -- but their long night is far from over, and there are hard choices to be made yet. 

When Adele Little awakes to find everyone in Sweetborough has disappeared, she enlists the help of three Yuletide Knights to help save the townsfolk before the holidays have come and gone. But there may be a wrench in her plan right from the beginning...

After restoring their party to full strength, the Holiday Heroes begin their trek up the mountain. Grumpelinus the Harsh won't be the only one to test the wills of these Saviors of the Season.

The Toymaker's Trials have ended, but our heroes have more obstacles still ahead. The party will have to think creatively to solve the riddle that is Grumpelinus the Harsh.

When an old acquaintance winds up bumped off in the big house,  Hank and Big Charlie go undercover to investigate -- But what the Paranormal P.I.'s find is just the first tug of a very long and tangled thread! Voices: George Primavera - DM / Dick McCoy Nick Williams - Hank Blackstone Jack Quaid - Big Charlie Nolan North - Shea Dempsey / Ike Wheeler Dylan McCollum - Big Mick Marty Abbe-Schneider - Parker Thorndyke Gabe Greenspan - Guard

Our dynamic duo escape the bars of Rikers, but their night is far from over! After a quick trip to the library, the beheaded body count doubles and our investigators are stuck picking up the pieces of a mysterious Irish soiree. Voices: George Primavera - DM / Dick McCoy  Nick Williams - Hank Blackstone Jack Quaid - Big Charlie Natasha Krause - Millie Tate Dylan McCollum - Big Mick Marty Abbe-Schneider - Uncle Jack O'Connor Antony Starr - Billy Cutter

The investigation takes the P.I.'s of the Unexplainable to the Hamptons for a fanciful Valentine's Day Ball. Hank meets a kindred spirit, Charlie faces one of his greatest fears, and old nightmares come back to haunt our heroes.  George Primavera - DM / Kit Rockefeller  Nick Williams - Hank Blackstone Jack Quaid - Big Charlie Broden Kelley- Sykes P. Rogers Natasha Krause - Millie Tate Dylan McCollum - Marble Mouth Marty Abbe-Schneider - The Irish Bartender / Jake Kira Rokith- Samantha Lizzie McGroder- Elouise Thompson Chuck McCollum- Dante LaPorta Christopher House- Various

After putting the screws to Marble Mouth, Hank & Chuck get tangled up with an old rival. When a mysterious crew crashes the reunion, they'll have to work together if they want to make it out alive. George Primavera - DM / Dick McCoy Nick Williams - Hank Blackstone Jack Quaid - Big Charlie Haley Joel Osment - Count Van DerHorne Dylan McCollum - Marble Mouth Marty Abbe-Schneider - Scientist Caroline Lux - Clerk

Hank and Chuck find themselves in uncharted waters at a mob boss' wake trying to figure out who killed Tom Cutter, but when the Dullahan returns and wreaks havoc, the two are thrown into a city-wide chase for answers.  George Primavera - DM / Dr. Kelley Nick Williams - Hank Blackstone Jack Quaid - Big Charlie Antony Starr - Billy Cutter/Little Nolan Dylan McCollum - Marble Mouth/Big Mick Marty Abbe-Schneider - Uncle Jack Natasha Krause - Millie Tate Lauren Dragan - Chelsea Cutter

Our Dynamic duo wind up face to face with yet another one of the Dullahan's mysterious monstrosities and must save their own skins before they can get to the bottom of their Celtic conundrum. George Primavera - DM  Nick Williams - Hank Blackstone Jack Quaid - Big Charlie Carson Fagerbakke - Deirdre Dylan McCollum - Marble Mouth Marty Abbe-Schneider - Uncle Jack

When our paranormal P.I.'s are called on by a mysterious man from an organization Hank & Chuck thought was a myth, they finally see what kind of bear they've been poking. George Primavera - DM, Kit Rockefeller, Dick McCoy  Nick Williams - Hank Blackstone Jack Quaid - Big Charlie Scott Michael Foster - Mr. Mister Karen Fukuhara - The Supervisor Marty Abbe-Schneider - Guard Carson Fagerbakke - Various

After a long night talking to the Supervisor of a secret organization, Hank and Charlie head down to the docks to help Dick McCoy oversee the inadvisable transfer of a familiar inmate. George Primavera - DM, Dick McCoy Nick Williams - Hank Blackstone Jack Quaid - Big Charlie Dylan McCollum - Marble Mouth Carson Fagerbakke - Reporter Marty Abbe-Schneider - Commissioner

It's finally time for Hank and Chuck to pull their big heist at the Arcana Auction, but when an old flame from Hank's past shows up at the same time as an unexpected enemy, things get more complicated than the detective duo ever bargained for.  George Primavera - DM, Kit Rockefeller, Auctioneer Nick Williams - Hank Blackstone Jack Quaid - Big Charlie Lelia Symington - Jan McComb P.J. Byrne - John Reno Clay Westman - Bartender  Marty Abbe-Schneider - Uncle Jack

Our dynamic duo's high-stakes heist at the Arcana Auction had gone off gang busters. The prism and the clover were back in the right hands...but the wrong hands had snatched Chuck's best gal, Millie when Hank and Charlie had their peepers on the prize. George Primavera - DM, Kit Rockefeller Nick Williams - Hank Blackstone Jack Quaid - Big Charlie Lelia Symington - Jan McComb Dylan McCollum - Illuminati Thug 1 Marty Abbe-Schneider - Illuminati Thug 2 Natasha Krause - Millie Tate

Having parted on rocky terms, our heroes find themselves at their respective low-points: danger lurking in every alleyway, and no friends to be found.  George Primavera - DM, Dick McCoy Nick Williams - Hank Blackstone Jack Quaid - Big Charlie Matthew McCollum - Anti-Charlie Dylan McCollum - Marble Mouth Adam Rice-Carlson - Another Mr. Mister  Erin Rice-Carlson - Bartender

In the thrilling conclusion of Paid Back In Spades, Hank heads to Rykers to free Charlie and take on Marble Mouth once and for all, but Marble Mouth has a full house and is ready to play his hand.  George Primavera - DM, Dick McCoy Nick Williams - Hank Blackstone Jack Quaid - Big Charlie Matthew McCollum - Anti-Charlie Dylan McCollum - Marble Mouth Haley Joel Osment - Count Vanderhorne Lelia Symington - Jan McComb  Helen Laser - Receptionist Clay Westman - Guard Paolo Perez - Guard

Hero Club Presents our Annual Halloween Special! This year, we'll follow the Ohio College Cheer Squad during their Fall retreat. But the bonding activities and cheer drills will have to wait...for the Slasher of Red Bend is lurking in the shadows! George Primavera - DM/Benny Hapgood Nick Williams - Brockford "Beef" Labeaux Natasha Krause - Kimberly Mann Marcos Gonzalez - Drumston "Drum" Carrington Jasmine Chiong - Lydia Lee Dylan McCollum - Sheriff Marty Abbe-Schneider - Deputy

Intrepid explorer, Sir Theobald Daringcroft, collects a rag-tag team of specialists and rogues from across the globe in an effort to stack his hand for his latest expedition: to discover the long lost City of Mirrors! George Primavera - DM, Nickelback  Nick Williams - "Bones" Mahoney Marty Abbe-Schneider - Sir Theobald Daringcroft Lelia Symington - Jade Pickitt Dylan McCollum - Vanya Baranov Hannah Fagerbakke - Lady Tabitha Maywater Erin Rice-Carlson - Travis the Lobster Boy Benjamin Watts - David the Wolfman Clay Westman - Friendly Miner, Estate Guard 1 Adam Rice-Carlson - Estate Guard 2 Paolo Perez - Estate Guard 3 Matthew McCollum - Estate Guard 4

The team of explorers finally all meet face to face at Bravegate Manor, the grand estate or Sir Theobald Daringcroft! After a New Years Eve of revelry, they strike out towards the location of their first lead: Oslo, Norway. George Primavera - DM, Nickelback, Oowen Nick Williams - "Bones" Mahoney, Jeremoo Marty Abbe-Schneider - Sir Theobald Daringcroft Lelia Symington - Jade Pickitt, Jessicoo Dylan McCollum - Vanya Baranov Jack Quaid - Hans Aall Helen Laser - Letter

All is well for our globetrotting explorers as they depart for the Ottoman Empire. But their temerity may be shaken when they receive a distress call from an archaeological dig site under attack from a mysterious and extremely well-funded enemy. George Primavera - DM, Nickelback, Hessians Nick Williams - "Bones" Mahoney Marty Abbe-Schneider - Sir Theobald Daringcroft Lelia Symington - Jade Pickitt, Jessicoo Dylan McCollum - Vanya Baranov Karen Fukuhara - Penelope Kim Jackie Emerson - Professor Kitchmond Jack Quaid - Hans Aall Adam Rice-Carlson - Hessians

After a bombastic brawl in the deserts of Al Jazeera, our intrepid explorers head down into a surely booby-trapped crypt. Their near future certainly holds new secrets to be uncovered, but there’s no telling what else lies in wait.... George Primavera - DM, Nickelback, Hessians Nick Williams - "Bones" Mahoney Marty Abbe-Schneider - Sir Theobald Daringcroft Lelia Symington - Jade Pickitt, Jessicoo Dylan McCollum - Vanya Baranov Nolan North - Commandant Helmut Wulf Hannah Fagerbakke - Tabitha Maywater Helen Laser - Sophia Chase Mullins - Alexander

Our intrepid explorers hit a little turbulence on the way to Moscow in the form of Hessian fighter pilots and have to make an unexpected landing a bit earlier than they had hoped.  George Primavera - DM, Nickelback Nick Williams - "Bones" Mahoney Marty Abbe-Schneider - Sir Theobald Daringcroft Lelia Symington - Jade Pickitt Dylan McCollum - Vanya Baranov Clay Westman - Mikael & Family

Our team of treasure hunters board a luxury railway looking for an easy trip to Moscow, but when tragedy strikes on board, they get tangled up in a caper for the ages.  George Primavera - DM, Nickelback Nick Williams - "Bones" Mahoney Marty Abbe-Schneider - Sir Theobald Daringcroft Lelia Symington - Jade Pickitt Dylan McCollum - Vanya Baranov Gabe Greenspan - Detective Calatabiano Matthew McCollum - Adrian Jackie Emerson - Karine Balandin Adam Rice-Carlson - Various Attendants

After our treasure hunters arrive in Moscow, they begin to fall out with one another, and into the sinister hands of Grigori Rasputin himself.  George Primavera - DM, Nickelback Nick Williams - "Bones" Mahoney Marty Abbe-Schneider - Sir Theobald Daringcroft Lelia Symington - Jade Pickitt Dylan McCollum - Vanya Baranov Benjamin Watts - Grigori Rasputin Scott Michael Foster - Koslov Chase Mullins - Alexander

With Theobald and Bones in the thrall of the cursed idol, the team finds itself torn asunder by in-fighting. Not only that, but their next destination has no land to speak of on which to land the Wyvern. However, Nickelback knows of one person who may just be able to help solve BOTH of these rather unique problems… George Primavera - DM, Nickelback Nick Williams - "Bones" Mahoney Marty Abbe-Schneider - Sir Theobald Daringcroft Lelia Symington - Jade Pickitt Dylan McCollum - Vanya Baranov Nick Kocher - Reuchlin Wright Benjamin Watts - Grigori Rasputin Jessica Randazzo - Misc.

Finally free of the Monkey's Curse, our adventurers head south to Chile, where they hope to discover the entrance to the City of Mirrors, but first find an unexpected welcome party… George Primavera - DM, Nickelback Nick Williams - "Bones" Mahoney Marty Abbe-Schneider - Sir Theobald Daringcroft Lelia Symington - Jade Pickitt Dylan McCollum - Vanya Baranov Natasha Mercado - "Subby" Withers Nolan North - Helmut Wulff

Daringcroft's merry band make their way through dark and unfamiliar waters, mere miles away from their final destination...or at least, so they hope. George Primavera - DM, Nickelback Nick Williams - "Bones" Mahoney Marty Abbe-Schneider - Sir Theobald Daringcroft Lelia Symington - Jade Pickitt Dylan McCollum - Vanya Baranov Hannah Fagerbakke - Tabitha Maywater

After fleeing an infernal horde, the party finds themselves at the base of a celestial tree. A mysterious stranger with uncertain intentions greet them, and leads them deeper inside the obsidian cove... George Primavera - DM, Mysterious Stranger Nick Williams - "Bones" Mahoney Marty Abbe-Schneider - Sir Theobald Daringcroft Lelia Symington - Jade Pickitt Dylan McCollum - Vanya Baranov Hannah Fagerbakke - Tabitha Maywater Helen Laser - Sophia Yahontov Chase Mullins - Aleksander Yahontov

Double-Crossed by the trickster god Loki the party finds itself split and facing down multiple primordial foes. Will Theobald resist the sweet temptation of Idun's orchard? Can his intrepid crew withstand Loki's onslaught? How many of them, if any, will see the light of day again?! Listen now to find out! George Primavera - DM, Loki, Idun Nick Williams - "Bones" Mahoney Marty Abbe-Schneider - Sir Theobald Daringcroft Lelia Symington - Jade Pickitt Dylan McCollum - Vanya Baranov Hannah Fagerbakke - Tabitha Maywater

When suds-slinglin' satyr Johnny Pineapples' old nemesis returns from the dead, he recruits several employees from his beaucoup good times island resort to serve the villain a cease and desist. It's a booze-filled, action-packed, somehow-also-Christmas adventure, y'all, DM'd by Hero Club co-founder and first-time DM Nick Williams. Buckle Up. Nick Williams - DM, Johnny, Many Others George Primavera - Troy Flaup Marty Abbe-Schneider - Cyrus Splashzone Coveth Lelia Symington - Halfling Tourist, Tiny Tim,  Sharon Dylan McCollum - Quintin Gabe Greenspan - DJ Sigge Sigg

A mysterious Archpriest of the Church of Sol collects Emporia's most infamous criminal magicians for a foreboding voyage...and a bargain is made. CAST: George Primavera: DM, Various Nick Williams: Snag Taggish Caroline Lux: Tibby Feathergill Lelia Symington: Celestyna Wozcyk Gabe Greenspan: Flintbeak Dylan McCollum: Wayland Brand Matt McCollum: Archpriest Morrison Chase Mullins: Fletcher Finnegan Hannah Fagerbakke: Skizza Greentail Jackie Emerson: Gertrude Hillsby Paolo Perez: Assassin Jessie Lanza: Blackjack Crew

An enemy from one of the prisoners' pasts comes back to collect old debts and the crew of the Hempen Jig are in for the fight of their lives.  CAST: George Primavera: DM, Various Nick Williams: Snag Taggish Caroline Lux: Tibby Feathergill Lelia Symington: Celestyna Wozcyk Gabe Greenspan: Flintbeak Dylan McCollum: Wayland Brand Jon Matteson: Fenwick Doherty Marty Abbe-Schneider: Intro (Vivian Stoker) Chase Mullins: Fletcher Finnegan Hannah Fagerbakke: Skizza Greentail Jackie Emerson: Gertrude Hillsby Natasha Mercado: Margaret Pomare Chuck McCollum: Lochlan Taggish Sr. Paolo Perez: Various Jessie Lanza: Various

As the prisoners are put to work around the ship, they begin to piece together what Brand may be really planning. On top of that, the reinforcements from the Crown are behind schedule... CAST: George Primavera: DM, Various Nick Williams: Snag Taggish Caroline Lux: Tibby Feathergill Lelia Symington: Celestyna Wozcyk Gabe Greenspan: Flintbeak Dylan McCollum: Wayland Brand Marty Abbe-Schneider: Intro (Vivian Stoker) Chase Mullins: Fletcher Finnegan Hannah Fagerbakke: Skizza Greentail Jackie Emerson: Gertrude Hillsby Adam Rice-Carlson: The Starved Student Jasmine Chiong: Smelts

What's left of the Hempen Jig's crew heads to a former Imperial outpost for a resupply, but find it has already been visited by the beast they are hunting... CAST: George Primavera: DM, Various Nick Williams: Snag Taggish Caroline Lux: Tibby Feathergill Lelia Symington: Celestyna Wozcyk Gabe Greenspan: Flintbeak Dylan McCollum: Wayland Brand Marty Abbe-Schneider: Intro (Vivian Stoker) Chase Mullins: Fletcher Finnegan Erin Rice-Carlson: Senya Two-Toes Jackie Emerson: Gertrude Hillsby Adam Rice-Carlson: The Starved Student Jasmine Chiong: Smelts

After Tibby's bold course of action, all hell breaks loose on the isolated island, and Brand's prisoners rush to mitigate the damage...a seemingly impossible task. CAST: George Primavera: DM, Various Nick Williams: Snag Taggish Caroline Lux: Tibby Feathergill Lelia Symington: Celestyna Wozcyk Gabe Greenspan: Flintbeak Dylan McCollum: Wayland Brand Marty Abbe-Schneider: Intro (Vivian Stoker), Nybert Chase Mullins: Fletcher Finnegan Jackie Emerson: Gertrude Hillsby Jon Matteson: Fenwick Dougherty Chuck McCollum: Taggish Sr.

The voyage, now whittled down to one unlikely survivor, Captain Brand's four conscripts, and Brand himself, find the island sanctuary of the titanous crab. After contending with the expected welcome, they encounter an unexpected one—a far more ancient power than any of them could have predicted… CAST: George Primavera: DM, Various Nick Williams: Snag Taggish Caroline Lux: Tibby Feathergill Lelia Symington: Celestyna Wozcyk Gabe Greenspan: Flintbeak Dylan McCollum: Wayland Brand Marty Abbe-Schneider: Intro (Vivian Stoker) Gabe Hicks: The Guardian at the Gate Jackie Emerson: Gertrude Hillsby Chuck McCollum: Lachlan Taggish The Elder

As Brand, the crew, and the Dread Crab all violently intersect, our tale reaches a bombastic conclusion. CAST: George Primavera: DM, Various Nick Williams: Snag Taggish Caroline Lux: Tibby Feathergill Lelia Symington: Celestyna Wozcyk Gabe Greenspan: Flintbeak Dylan McCollum: Wayland Brand Marty Abbe-Schneider: Intro (Vivian Stoker) Chuck McCollum: Lachlan Taggish The Elder Jon Matteson: Fenwick Dougherty

The McGurk Twins have fallen on hard times. In order to save their Fan-Boat repair shop, they might have to pull a job for the infamous Papa Roach, the biggest gangster in all of Aromatica. Swamp Christ be with them. CAST: George Primavera: DM, Various Nick Williams: Dipper McGurk Lelia Symington: Delilah McGurk Jon Matteson: CRiS Gabe Greenspan: Papa Roach Jackie Emerson: GCC Official Matthew McCollum: Mud Town Deputy

The Unkillable 8 are about the dirtiest, meanest bastards in all of Mud Town. And they're to pull their biggest score to date, but it ain't just the cops or the roaches they have to look out for...trouble might be brewing from within.  CAST: George Primavera: DM, Various Jasmine Chiong: Tameph Natasha Mercado: Berry Darling Ryan Bowers: Yip Marty Abbe-Schneider: Gok Jeffrey Robb: Beauregard  Matthew McCollum: Mud Town Deputy Clay Westman: Scum Diddly 

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Even earlier that day, we follow Papa Roach's son Kid Roach and finally figure out what the muck is going on.  CAST: George Primavera: DM, Grubbs Marcos Gonzales: Kid Roach Gabe Greenspan: Papa Roach Jackie Emerson: Whitney Nick Williams: Dipper McGurk Lelia Symington: Delilah McGurk Jasmine Chiong: Tameph Marty Abbe-Schneider: Sky-High/Gok Jessica Randazzo: Various

Now that we're up to speed, we come back in on the McGurk Twins and their new pal CrSU fortifying their fanboat repair store for what they think is a coming onslaught from the Unkillable 8. Little do they know, it's a muck of a lot worse. CAST: George Primavera: DM, Von VonVon Nick Williams: Dipper McGurk Lelia Symington: Delilah McGurk Jon Matteson: CrSU, PrSU Natasha Mercado: Berry Darling Matthew Mercer: Dirk McGurk Gabe Greenspan: Papa Roach Ben Watts: The Mosquito Jackie Emerson: Whitney

Hold up, what about the rest of the people who survived all the chaos? What have they been up to? We catch up with the whereabouts of Papa Roach, Birchtrude, and the unlikely trio of Kid Roach, Berry Darling, and Grubbs. Who's going to make it to The Antenna for the big score?  CAST: George Primavera: DM, Various Nick Williams: Dipper McGurk Natasha Mercado: Berry Darling Marcos Gonzales: Kid Roach Gabe Greenspan: Papa Roach Ben Watts: The Mosquito Jackie Emerson: Whitney Ether Hannah Fagerbakke: Birchtrude Bluepoole

In the thrilling conclusion of ClusterMuck, Delilah deals with the fallout of the Mosquito's ambush, CRSU and Birchtrude catch up, and Kid Roach finds himself as the bargaining chip of one of the deadliest entities in the galaxy.    CAST: George Primavera: DM, Various Nick Williams: Dipper McGurk Lelia Symington: Delilah McGurk Jon Matteson: CRSU Marcos Gonzales: Kid Roach Gabe Greenspan: Papa Roach Ben Watts: The Mosquito Jackie Emerson: Whitney Ether Hannah Fagerbakke: Birchtrude Bluepoole Helen Laser: CEO Bezguskian

As the shards of Daringcroft's mighty band begin to come back together more broken than ever, there is still a key piece missing--in the form of a certain pyromaniac.  Voice Acting By: DM/Nickleback - George Primavera Theobald Daringcroft - Marty Abbe-Schneider Bones Mahoney - Nick Williams Vanya Baranov - Dylan McCollum Jade Pickitt - Lelia Symington Natasha Mercado - Subby Withers Benjamin Watts - Rasputin

After their disastrous encounter with the Rakshasa, our party is scattered across the world. As the years pass, they fight their own demons...and one they all seem to share. Voice Acting By: DM/Nickleback - George Primavera Theobald Daringcroft - Marty Abbe-Schneider Bones Mahoney - Nick Williams Vanya Baranov - Dylan McCollum Jade Pickitt - Lelia Symington Jack Murphy - Archibald Pennyweather

After months of searching, Theobald Daringcroft and his brave band of explorers have finally reached the Lost City of Atlantis. But what they find down in the depths will test their courage, their will, and the strength of the bonds they have built with each other. Voice Acting By: DM/Nickleback - George Primavera Theobald Daringcroft - Marty Abbe-Schneider Bones Mahoney - Nick Williams Vanya Baranov - Dylan McCollum Jade Pickitt - Lelia Symington