A little bit basic and a little bit rock and roll. Hannah & Jonny are as different as two people can possibly be and proof that opposites do attract! But they do agree on the important stuff - family, friends and all things food-related!
-Florida, Ohio, Or Chatham? Where did the Buttcrack Bandit strike? -These wedding venues might convince Jonny to finally get married -AFAF: Should I have to move out so my roommates bf can move in?
-Embarrassing injuries -A zoo in Denmark wants to feed your pets to their animals -Wither Report: Drinking your wife's sweat and Hannibal Lecter gives Kim K a shoutout -Finding out your drag name for Rupaul Werq the world tour tickets
-Remember Murder Hornets? This is worse. -New collab about to drop & Jonny might like Reese's a little too much -Wanna join the scream club? Supposed to be good for you! -AFAF: My GF keeps eating fast food alone in the car...red flag? -A surprise fond farewell to Hannah (temporarily) aka Try not to cry challenge: level impossible
-A tortoise that ran away at 100km/h -WITHER REPORT: Ozzy's memorial, JustKaty Update, & Pizza Pope -Sci-Fi Corner: Comet or Alien?? -Most unhinged unsafe things you did as a kid -Mislabeled can recall that could accidentally get you drunk
In today's update... - Katy Perry had a bit of a faux pas while on her date with Justin Trudeau in Montreal! - Asking For A Friend: Did I overreact when my husband bought the wrong coconut water? - What name brands are you loyal to? - This summer syrup is back at Starbucks! and more!
In today's update... - #ToxicTuesday: You can catch someone cheating using this item that's probably in your bathroom RIGHT NOW! - Have you ever inherited something weird? - The Novelty Popcorn Bucket Battle just got taken to a whole new level - Home Depot's new 12-foot skeletons have some WICKED new features
In today's update... - What To Watch: Bend It Like Beckham 2 & our review on the new Happy Gilmore - Asking For A Friend: Is it gross to floss in public? - #ScienceCorner: Mosquitos fighting mosquitos.... What could go wrong? and more
In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Was I wrong to ask my guests to leave because they didn't like my dog? - Chuck E Cheese arrested in Florida - The Harry Styles products we've all been waiting for - How Windsor's underground, illegal pickleball community is fighting back
-The Harrow Fair Outhouse Races are BACK BABY! -WHAT TO WATCH: Long awaited sequels and a show that seems like it was made up by Hannah -RENT FREE: A listener is distraught about Hannah leaving & Joe Exotic has a new song about weenies -Best poutine in Windsor? -Tesla drive-in -The way Gen Z answers the phone is pissing people off/ Gen Z stare
In today's update... - Which cartoon characters would you rather be in a relationship with - Asking For A Friend: My sister is mad that we made her "go thirsty" at the family dinner - #BasicBupdate: Starbucks is adding new drinks to the Fall menu, and getting rid of some of last year's faves - The inside scoop on who's filling in for Hannah on her maternity leave
In today's update... - Pepsi's newest flavour might finally make you choose it over Coke - Mosquito laser defense system has us tasting sweet revenge - Surprise b*tth*le swabs and why they aren't what they used to be
In today's update... - Jonny opens up about his unexplained absence - Asking For A Friend: Am I wrong to be jealous of my husband's A.I. bot girl? - #BasicBupdate - The PSL is returning later than ever this year and more!
In today's update... - #ToxicTuesday: This is how women are meeting successful men in NYC! - Olive Garden COULD BE COMING BACK to Windsor?!?!?!?!?!?!?! - What To Watch: The new Superman movie, and here's why
In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Is it a red flag that my boyfriend says all his exes are crazy? - Leamington is cutting a HUGE cheque for the at-risk birds - The 50 Hottest Guys of All Time and who they missed and more
-Its the most wonderful day of the year -AFAF: Is it tacky to ask for cash for a kids birthday party -The most swiped man of all time has found love and we're pro matchmakers -BEST FRIES IN WINDSOR -The third installment of an iconic franchise is finally coming after 18 years
-Happy birthday to the world's most famous hippo -The promo our bosses DON'T want you to know about -SCIENCE CORNER: Your time is being stolen and you probably don't even realize it -Bandwagons you hopped on that disappointed you -A new first date trend that Hannah doesn't like -WITHER REPORT: Sea World rap series, Hugh Grant asleep at a sports event, & Coldplay shades Toronto -What is the longest it took you to leave a venue or event?
In today's update... - Mattel has released a new Barbie doll with Type 1 Diabetes! - Asking For A Friend: Was I wrong to ask my sister & brother-in-law to leave because they were hogging the bathroom? - Who would win in a fight, 100 Americans or 100 Brits? - The new Vernors flavour coming to shelves near you
In today's update... - RIP to another Canadian Sweet Treat Legend
-Mixing metaphors and getting sayings wrong -Taco Bell Prank that has us BAHAHAHA-ing -AFAF: Kicking your sister out of your baby shower after she chirps your babies name -WITHER REPORT: A Spice Girl got married and its bringing up trauma for Jonny -RETURN OF THE GLIZZY GOAT!!
In today's update... - Happy Fourth of July! We celebrate with Jennifer Coolidge and Martha Stewart Hot Dog Math - Asking For A Friend: Is it gross that I asked someone to put sunscreen on my back when I have bacne? - The latest wedding trend that has some people outraged, and others saying "FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT"
-FLORIDA OHIO OR CHATHAM? Weed smoking granny joyrides through a cemetery -Worst guitar solos of all time -This brand is going bankrupt after 138 years and Hannah's the only one who can save them -RENT FREE: Seagull impersonators and Wicked thongs -Should cashiers be able to sit/lean on the job? -FYI: Brass knuckle fights at Mcdonalds & a tik tok challenge has local youths hassling Lasallamanders -WITHER REPORT: Diddy trial verdict is in! -How your crotch could get you in trouble with airport security
In today's update... - Rent-Free: The Ying Yang Twins performing at Sea World in San Diego - Dopamine Anchoring is a life hack that will make you WAY more productive! - Asking For A Friend: Is my BF the worst for asking me to dress conservatively for his sister's wedding? - Low-Carb snacks and their questionable ingredients - Buying Praying Mantis eggs from Costco
In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Am I a bad friend for telling my single friend she isn't as attractive as she thinks she is? - #BasicBupdate: Lululemon is coming for Costco - The mysterious closure of a Walkerville business is one of many in the last few years
-Most trusted brands by generation -What To Watch: Squid Game and British Jack Black skateboarding -How many scrapes/bruises do you get a year? -This iconic business is SAVED -A childhood character is starting an adult themed online service -Wither Report: Bratz movie dream casting, Marshmello face reveal, Celebrity cook books
In today's update... - #WitherReport: The Diddy Prosecution rests, and Tight End University's surprise special guest - Asking For A Friend... Is it a red flag that my GF won't stop cleaning my apartment? - The new DQ Blizzard flavour that will remind you of your childhood - We speak with a Windsorite who had a $7,000 vet bill - Trying the new McD's International menu items (and some diabetes snacks!)
In today's update... - #ToxicTuesday: He thought his GF was cheating on him because she went to Michael's - Cinnamon Toast Crunch goes psycho with their new ad campaign - Viagra is good for your bone health - in more ways than one!
-We surprised a 5 year old fan of the show at her birthday party! -AFAF: Was I wrong to tell my sick husband to clean up his own puke? -NEW CONTEST COMING SOON: WIN A TRIP TO LONDON, ENGLAND PLUS $$$ -DUMB CRIMINAL: How to get married without realizing it -Ever broke something valuable?
In today's update... - This year's World University Rankings, and how the University of Windsor did in 2026! - Asking For A Friend: Is it weird that I don't want to share a toothbrush with my GF? - A dissertation on why Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber unfollowed eachother - The World's Biggest Data Breach and how you can protect your information and more!
-WTF is a shelf cloud?? -WHATS APPENING: Double date feature on dating apps -Be in a TV show about Boblo Island! & Which Star Wars character is you (in bed) -Welsh Bog Snorkeling Championships -Fishflies VS June Bugs VS Canadian Soldiers -DUMB CRIMINAL: Service Ontario Crook brags about crime
In today's update... - Facebook Marketplace went from using real currency to using THIS - Asking For A Friend: Was I rude to bring a Tupperware of my own food to the party? - FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM?! From which wild locale does the WIENERBOAT hail?
In today's update... - Roald Dahl facts you didn't know you needed - #ToxicTuesday: What happened to the people who "peaked in high school"? - The new TikTok decorating trend that experts don't recommend!
-Cicadas Vs. Fishflies....Keep your mouth closed -AFAF: Biebers new slang, Brad Pitts New GF, and who is Damon Salvatore's Brother? -RENT FREE: Española Oilers & Weekend Windsor fun -Ed the Zebra is safe, but a little dizzy -Car troubles and weed store loyalty -AFAF: Should I tell my gf to stop talking with an accent -How to get a Chanel gift bag from the hospital -Diabetes update! -The owner of Windsor Express loves the show.
-Arnie Goes 1000 Miles, Chimps Talk -AFAF: Was I Wrong to secretly sell alcohol at a dry wedding? -Most dangerous intersections in Windsor -The Price Is Wrong: Jonny might be a murderer -Happy Fathers Day! Jonny's busting out a yearly song for all the DADS!
-Squat Break For Office Chair Butt -AFAF: Pope Swag, Man's Best Friend, Watch me Nae Nae (in prison) -New local kids book alert! We talk with the authors. -Where da barf bags go? -What kind of tomato are you? -Best colours to wear on first date -This part of a man's body is dirtier than a toilet
-Holy Matri-moo-ny in Ontario -FYI: A seductive new price hike has Hannah confused -Chistina has a baby shower present for Hannah and now Jonny is confused -AFAF: Is it too much to ask my GF to fart in the bathroom? -Gen Z is ruining WHAT NOW?! -We wanna fill your hole.
In today's update... - The new iOS update
-Jonny ruined Hannah's Baby Shower! -AFAF: Was it weird and selfish to lock up the work fridge? -THE PRICE IS WRONG: Can you order these items from Shoppers from least to most expensive? -Big Wiggle is hanging their well-loved instruments. -Humanoid Robots will be delivering your Amazon packages -What's a Granny Shower? and who is Mo-Mo?
In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: My husband's last-minute dinner parties are driving me CRAZY! - Windsor Pizza vs. Cornwall Pizza - Tom Cruise broke a Guinness World Record with his new Mission Impossible movie!
-A 2 and a half year old got into MENSA?! Hannah's husband was also a genius baby -There was a tornado last night?! -How Arby's can make or break your relationship -How adult Tummy Time can help you...also what happened to ROFL?? -Darkness retreats just dropped, we've got concerns about the bathroom.
In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: My GF is mad that I didn't tell her THIS part of my body was fake - Embarrassing moments at airport security - Hannah's Basic BUMPdate
In today's update... - #WhatToWatch: Hannah's official review of the new Mission Impossible movie - Sounds you HATE... And the things you'd do to escape them - Toxic Tuesday: Etsy Witches are ratting you out to your crush and more!
-Jonny's back from DEMI LOVATO'S WEDDING?!?! -AFAF: Who gets the master bedroom in a group AirBNB? -A poorly timed Chicken Delight is ruining Hannah's life -250 Million bees are no match for Jonny's Dad -What's Appening: Tinder Height filter -Bad Hair Days for Shawn Desmon Tix