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A little bit basic and a little bit rock and roll. Hannah & Jonny are as different as two people can possibly be and proof that opposites do attract! But they do agree on the important stuff - family, friends and all things food-related!

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    • Jun 19, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    Fishflies VS Canadian Soldiers, Bog Snorkeling, & My Girl aka Brampton's Baddie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2025 18:04


    -WTF is a shelf cloud?? -WHATS APPENING: Double date feature on dating apps -Be in a TV show about Boblo Island! & Which Star Wars character is you (in bed) -Welsh Bog Snorkeling Championships -Fishflies VS June Bugs VS Canadian Soldiers -DUMB CRIMINAL: Service Ontario Crook brags about crime

    Robots Got Talent, The Wienerboat, And Bartering In Twisted Tea 2025

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2025 18:36


    In today's update... - Facebook Marketplace went from using real currency to using THIS - Asking For A Friend: Was I rude to bring a Tupperware of my own food to the party? - FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM?! From which wild locale does the WIENERBOAT hail?

    POOQUETS, Roald DAHLDDY, And What Happened To People Who Peaked In High School

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2025 20:53


    In today's update... - Roald Dahl facts you didn't know you needed - #ToxicTuesday: What happened to the people who "peaked in high school"? - The new TikTok decorating trend that experts don't recommend!

    Fishfly Threeways, Not Clocking/Standing On Business, Houdini Zebra

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2025 30:26


    -Cicadas Vs. Fishflies....Keep your mouth closed -AFAF: Biebers new slang, Brad Pitts New GF, and who is Damon Salvatore's Brother? -RENT FREE: Española Oilers & Weekend Windsor fun -Ed the Zebra is safe, but a little dizzy -Car troubles and weed store loyalty -AFAF: Should I tell my gf to stop talking with an accent -How to get a Chanel gift bag from the hospital -Diabetes update! -The owner of Windsor Express loves the show.

    Give Beer Me, Girl Bossing Too Close To The Sun, Jonny's Murder Kit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2025 18:04


    -Arnie Goes 1000 Miles, Chimps Talk -AFAF: Was I Wrong to secretly sell alcohol at a dry wedding? -Most dangerous intersections in Windsor -The Price Is Wrong: Jonny might be a murderer -Happy Fathers Day! Jonny's busting out a yearly song for all the DADS!

    Pope Swag, Where the Barf Bags At? & Leaning Into Lemon Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2025 25:28


    -Squat Break For Office Chair Butt -AFAF: Pope Swag, Man's Best Friend, Watch me Nae Nae (in prison) -New local kids book alert! We talk with the authors. -Where da barf bags go? -What kind of tomato are you? -Best colours to wear on first date -This part of a man's body is dirtier than a toilet

    Baby Mirror-ception, Tunnel Toll Seduction, & Filling Your Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2025 16:48


    -Holy Matri-moo-ny in Ontario -FYI: A seductive new price hike has Hannah confused -Chistina has a baby shower present for Hannah and now Jonny is confused -AFAF: Is it too much to ask my GF to fart in the bathroom? -Gen Z is ruining WHAT NOW?! -We wanna fill your hole.

    A+ in Gestational Diabetes, The World's Smallest Butthole Violin, & The New iOS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2025 16:19


    Weiner Lotion Hat, G-Pops + Mo Mo, & Giving Your Instrument A Big Wiggle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2025 22:11


    -Jonny ruined Hannah's Baby Shower! -AFAF: Was it weird and selfish to lock up the work fridge? -THE PRICE IS WRONG: Can you order these items from Shoppers from least to most expensive? -Big Wiggle is hanging their well-loved instruments. -Humanoid Robots will be delivering your Amazon packages -What's a Granny Shower? and who is Mo-Mo?

    Girthy Pizzas, Flaming Parachutes, And 90s TVs In The Backset Of Your Car

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2025 14:43


    In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: My husband's last-minute dinner parties are driving me CRAZY! - Windsor Pizza vs. Cornwall Pizza - Tom Cruise broke a Guinness World Record with his new Mission Impossible movie!

    Genius Babies, Tornado Tales, & The History Of ROFL

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2025 16:04


    -A 2 and a half year old got into MENSA?! Hannah's husband was also a genius baby -There was a tornado last night?! -How Arby's can make or break your relationship -How adult Tummy Time can help you...also what happened to ROFL?? -Darkness retreats just dropped, we've got concerns about the bathroom.

    Schwarzenegger Wienie, Controversial Cheeses, And A Gum Grafting Disclosure Clause

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2025 18:29


    In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: My GF is mad that I didn't tell her THIS part of my body was fake - Embarrassing moments at airport security - Hannah's Basic BUMPdate

    Etsy Witches, Crime Confessions, And Crossing The Rainbow Cookie Bridge

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2025 17:18


    In today's update... - #WhatToWatch: Hannah's official review of the new Mission Impossible movie - Sounds you HATE... And the things you'd do to escape them - Toxic Tuesday: Etsy Witches are ratting you out to your crush and more!

    Jonny Does Demi's Wedding, Short Kings Are Scrambling, Honeybees VS. Bumblebees

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2025 23:03


    -Jonny's back from DEMI LOVATO'S WEDDING?!?! -AFAF: Who gets the master bedroom in a group AirBNB? -A poorly timed Chicken Delight is ruining Hannah's life -250 Million bees are no match for Jonny's Dad -What's Appening: Tinder Height filter -Bad Hair Days for Shawn Desmon Tix

    Daddy Drew Dilkens On The Feasibility Of A Windsor Town Crier, And Getting Fired For Playing WAP

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2025 23:28


    Getting Ghosted By The Mayor, Pee In The Purse, And No More Cans At Cannes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2025 16:35


    In today's update... - Toxic Tuesday: This new SMART RING is the latest wearable tech to catch a cheater - Weird things to carry in your purse - Getting ghosted by the Mayor of Windsor, Drew Dilkens - They don't want to see your CANS at CANNES and more!

    Fart or No Fart, The Town Crier Handbook, And Nobody's Hotter Than Chris Evans

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2025 16:42


    In today's update... - Taylor Swift has been called as a witness in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni lawsuit, and she is NOT happy about it! - Asking For A Friend: Should I dump my GF because she said Chris Evans is hotter than me? - It's about time Town Criers made a comeback

    The Leafs VS. Your Mom, Shut Up Mariah Carey, & New Pope Who Dis?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2025 22:01


    -Accidentally honoring Sir David Attenborough (who also has a famous brother btw) -Asking For A Friend: Forcing your husband to miss the Leafs game on Mother's Day -Wither Report: Simon Cowell In Your Bed, Ben

    Manatee Toenails, High Times In Turkey, & Diplomas VS. Degrees

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2025 17:34


    -Cops accidentally got a whole town high -Manatees are off the endangered list...and people don't like it? -Local mothers day ideas (GET WOMEN FLOWERS) -Productivity hack: Make everything back to school -Parliamentary shade between Quebec and Alberta

    Emus With Machine Guns, Peacock Vasectomies, And The Race To Be The Next Top Pope

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2025 17:25


    In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Am I the worst for not offering my friend coffee for driving me around? - Florida, Ohio, or Chatham: Racoon with a meth pipe edition - Hannah almost kidnapped Canadian rock band "The Arkells"

    The Met Gala, FAFO Parenting, And The Life Cereal Fan Club

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2025 18:35


    In today's update... - The best and worst-dressed of last night's MET Gala, plus who showed up in the same outfit!!!! - Do you put your milk or cereal in the bowl first? - Things that are "sexy" now that wouldn't be sexy 20 years ago and more!

    Stand N Stuff, Old People Habits, And Winning Big At Jack Black

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2025 23:18


    In today's update... - Happy Cinco de Mayo! This year, the Stand N Stuff conspiracy takes on a whole new level! - Asking For A Friend: Is it okay to save a spot in a grocery checkout? - At Caesars Winsor, Jonny will always win big at the Jack Black table - Tims newest (and most controversial?) menu item

    Wet Limp Cheese, The Pennsylvania Pooper, & Spending $45,000 On Other People's Weddsings

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2025 16:10


    -Would you wear a charcuterie board on your head? (Also egg conspiracies) -AFAF: Was I wrong not to change my nephews diaper? -How much does it cost you to go to a wedding in 2025 -DUMB CRIMINAL: A road rage pooper from Pennsylvania

    Hannah Kills Jonny, "Bodacious Ta-ta's In Front", & Hulk Hogan Tickles The N!ps

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2025 24:33


    -7 Hannah's VS. 1 Jonny...Who wins that fight to the death? -Wither Report: Hulk Hogan has a new hustle and Hannah questions UFC rules -THROWBACK THURSDAY: Hannah's soundtrack to killing Jonny implicates a local stage actor -"YoU wOuLdN't StEaL a FoNt!!" -Getting rescued from a mountain twice in one week a.k.a The Jon Krakauer Book Club -What mom REALLY wants for Mother's Day. Good news: its FREE. -Best and Worst Kentucky Derby Horse names + wtf is a mint julep?

    Local Chicken Jockeys, Federal Tax Evasion Cat, & Am I The Ass-Hat?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 15:55


    -We went to a read-a-thon at a local school and the students have a message for you -FART OR NO FART?? -We found the perfect cat for "Adopt A Pet Day" & Tax Deadline Day -AFAF: Is this wife an ass-hat for a salary double standard

    Serving Vatican Realness, The Kool Aid Man Challenge, And The H*rny Headed Chub

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2025 18:29


    In today's update... - Toxic Tuesday: Have you ever had an awkward run-in with an ex?! It's got nothing on THIS! -The Pop Culture crossover episode we definitely knew we needed - It's us versus New Jersey in the battle over a Canadian classic!

    One Second Celebrity Impressions, Traumatic Smile Cookies, And Your Midlife Crisis Honda Civ

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2025 17:33


    In today's update... - It's Election Day! Hannah and Jonny made some attack ads for eachother, as future political opponents! - One Second celebrity impressions that were WAY harder than we realized - Asking For A Friend: My sister skipped being my Maid Of Honour because her dog died... Am I the worst for not wanting to stand with her?

    Baby Raves, Monkey Queens, & Flexin' Your Kite

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 18:00


    -What’s stinkier: Human Rave or Baby Rave? -Insta-ception might blow up your phone -"Granny has a heart attack, face down in the soup" -Female monkeys are teaming up and Queening out -Chuggin’ beers and rippin’ guitar solos -EVERYTHING you can win next week -Flexin’ on the h0es with your snappy new kite

    Caged Steak, Doctors VS. Emails, & Joe Exotic <3 Jorge 4Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2025 15:48


    -A Windsor Whiskey-maker has the PERFECT name -Walmart's new anti-meat theft measures -Times you got stabbed, stuck, or skinned -Would You Rather: Go to the doctor or check your email? -Joe Exotic has a new song and a new man...he did both of them in prison.

    Wet Meat Cravings, Man Moans, & A Hot New Pope Enters The Vatican

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2025 21:37


    -Are you more or less overwhelmed than last year? -New cheesy protein hack & Jonny's Krill Pills -Hardest things not to eat while pregnant -WITHER REPORT: New golden bachelor & New Popes -AFAF: My man moaned something weird in bed...what does it mean? -DUMB CRIMINAL: Don't offer the cops Vodka Spritzer -NO SPOILERS People are having big reactions to the new season of Last Of Us and Hannah has an alternative -We give a guy $500 then chirp his voice

    Is Sabrina REALLY A Carpenter, Zombie Apocalypse Strategy, And *~MeDiCaL MalprACTiCe~

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2025 12:53


    In today's update... - Have you ever been mistaken for somebody else? It happened at an event we were at last Thursday, and Jonny's going to send his stunt double in from now on! - #ToxicTuesday: the BEST thing to say when you get broken up with to make sure you ALWAYS have the upper hand - Why you shouldn't be polite to A.I. and more

    Ode To Second Cup, Cars That Look Like They're Screaming, And Jonny-After-Dark

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 19:26


    In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Am I the worst for not bringing anything to the Easter potluck? - The common car feature that you'll NEVER be able to un-see - New business alert! Another sweet treat spot is coming to YQG

    HELL YA HONEY MUSTARD, SNOOPER-SIZE IT, MICK JAGGER THINKS HANNAH IS FUNNY

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2025 18:25


    -Ever said something you immediately regretted? Hannah did recently... -Scott shares a regret story then swears on the radio -4/20 is this weekend and there's a special way to celebrate -WHAT'S APPENING: XChat is coming -How to have the perfect day according to SCIENCE -WHAT TO WATCH: New movie alert with a stacked comedy cast, a Euphoria revelation, Old and New Seth Rogen content, Will Forte looks like he drinks a lot of milk but he doesn't WITHER REPORT: Mick Jagger thinks Hannah is funny

    New Tim Hortons Drinks, Perverted Emails, And Criminal Quads

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2025 26:04


    In today's update... - Hackers made Silicon Valley crosswalks sound like Elon Musk - Asking For A Friend: My wife's cooking might accidentally unalive someone, was I wrong to tell her?? - New Tim Hortons drinks that are VERY high tech for the Canadian chain - Scam emails and why we won't fall for them

    Tortoise Menopause, Bezos Face Plant, And The Instagram Update That Could Get You K*lled

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2025 8:51


    On today's show... - Rent-Free: Ron's Wild World is about to be your favourite TikTok channel hosted by a 60-year-old man - Jeff Bezos' correctly timed face plant - The 97-year-old who just became a MOM for the first time and more!

    Enemas, Dire Wolves, And A 45-Foot N*ked Woman Statue

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 19:33


    In today's update... - #RentFree: Throw FISH, not popcorn - Asking For A Friend: Should I dump by BF bc he keeps waking me up on purpose? - 45-Foot N*ked Woman statue causing turmoil in San Fran - Science Corner: Why are we bringing back extinct species in 2025???

    Times You Felt Left Out, Scarlet Johansson's B**bies, And The Mighty Chub

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2025 20:29


    In today's update... - What are things that happen as an ADULT that make you feel like you got picked last in gym class? - Wes Anderson's newest project and why Jonny is instantly on-board - Updates RE: the giant dong statue in Amherstburg...

    Hannah's BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, Potato Painting, And Vegetable Jesus

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 24:57


    In today's update... - 1 in 50 men think they can beat a horse in a race, what are you delulu about? - Asking For A Friend: My GF wants to break up with me because I like Sabrina Carpenter - Why the cops got called to the Minecraft Movie screening - Painting potatoes instead of eggs - BIG HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT

    Crikey! He's Got A Big Lizard / Dawn Drinking With Hannah And Jonny / "Its 20 F*CKING DOLLARS."

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2025 26:28


    -74% of people say they never touch this while driving...do you? -This woman charges her husband to be a stay at home mom and she's NOT cheap $$$ -Aliens love Ontario and hate the East Coast -Wither Report: Steve Irwin's son is the whole package, Don't drink and Liam Neeson -AFAF: Should i have to pitch in for a gift when I didn't get to sign the card? -Is Ed Sheeran hot? Depends how many margaritas you've had -What's Appening: Instagram is getting rid of a feature...that we never needed in the first place -FYI: Tariff Penguins, Wang Wars, and Spelling Bee trauma

    A Famous Local Dong Statue, "GET PWNED NOOB!", & Uncomfortably Long Drumroll....

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2025 21:11


    -Are you for or against a front yard dong statue? -Storm sounds that keep you up & PIPER NO! -BEST OF WINDSOR-ESSEX WINNERS! -Huge news and an even huger drum roll -Nintendo had some big announcements and Hannah doesn't want to hear it.

    The Floor Is Children, Going Dino Mode, And Why Jonny Can't Run For Office

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 17:38


    In today's update... - Going "Dino Mode" is the new life hack to eating your daily veggies! - Your email address could be AGING YOU... - #DumbCriminal: The Floor Is Children Edition

    Hooters & Peckers, Easter Gonks, And Carefully Curated Mucus

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 21:01


    In today's update... - It's April Fools Day (Hannah's least-favourite holiday), and here are some of the best pranks so far - #ToxicTues: What made you realize that you had a fake friend? - How to NOT overshare with your co-workers - A potentially not-true history lesson

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