A little bit basic and a little bit rock and roll. Hannah & Jonny are as different as two people can possibly be and proof that opposites do attract! But they do agree on the important stuff - family, friends and all things food-related!
In today's update... - #ToxicTuesday: This is how women are meeting successful men in NYC! - Olive Garden COULD BE COMING BACK to Windsor?!?!?!?!?!?!?! - What To Watch: The new Superman movie, and here's why
In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Is it a red flag that my boyfriend says all his exes are crazy? - Leamington is cutting a HUGE cheque for the at-risk birds - The 50 Hottest Guys of All Time and who they missed and more
-Its the most wonderful day of the year -AFAF: Is it tacky to ask for cash for a kids birthday party -The most swiped man of all time has found love and we're pro matchmakers -BEST FRIES IN WINDSOR -The third installment of an iconic franchise is finally coming after 18 years
-Happy birthday to the world's most famous hippo -The promo our bosses DON'T want you to know about -SCIENCE CORNER: Your time is being stolen and you probably don't even realize it -Bandwagons you hopped on that disappointed you -A new first date trend that Hannah doesn't like -WITHER REPORT: Sea World rap series, Hugh Grant asleep at a sports event, & Coldplay shades Toronto -What is the longest it took you to leave a venue or event?
In today's update... - Mattel has released a new Barbie doll with Type 1 Diabetes! - Asking For A Friend: Was I wrong to ask my sister & brother-in-law to leave because they were hogging the bathroom? - Who would win in a fight, 100 Americans or 100 Brits? - The new Vernors flavour coming to shelves near you
In today's update... - RIP to another Canadian Sweet Treat Legend
-Mixing metaphors and getting sayings wrong -Taco Bell Prank that has us BAHAHAHA-ing -AFAF: Kicking your sister out of your baby shower after she chirps your babies name -WITHER REPORT: A Spice Girl got married and its bringing up trauma for Jonny -RETURN OF THE GLIZZY GOAT!!
In today's update... - Happy Fourth of July! We celebrate with Jennifer Coolidge and Martha Stewart Hot Dog Math - Asking For A Friend: Is it gross that I asked someone to put sunscreen on my back when I have bacne? - The latest wedding trend that has some people outraged, and others saying "FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT"
-FLORIDA OHIO OR CHATHAM? Weed smoking granny joyrides through a cemetery -Worst guitar solos of all time -This brand is going bankrupt after 138 years and Hannah's the only one who can save them -RENT FREE: Seagull impersonators and Wicked thongs -Should cashiers be able to sit/lean on the job? -FYI: Brass knuckle fights at Mcdonalds & a tik tok challenge has local youths hassling Lasallamanders -WITHER REPORT: Diddy trial verdict is in! -How your crotch could get you in trouble with airport security
In today's update... - Rent-Free: The Ying Yang Twins performing at Sea World in San Diego - Dopamine Anchoring is a life hack that will make you WAY more productive! - Asking For A Friend: Is my BF the worst for asking me to dress conservatively for his sister's wedding? - Low-Carb snacks and their questionable ingredients - Buying Praying Mantis eggs from Costco
In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Am I a bad friend for telling my single friend she isn't as attractive as she thinks she is? - #BasicBupdate: Lululemon is coming for Costco - The mysterious closure of a Walkerville business is one of many in the last few years
-Most trusted brands by generation -What To Watch: Squid Game and British Jack Black skateboarding -How many scrapes/bruises do you get a year? -This iconic business is SAVED -A childhood character is starting an adult themed online service -Wither Report: Bratz movie dream casting, Marshmello face reveal, Celebrity cook books
In today's update... - #WitherReport: The Diddy Prosecution rests, and Tight End University's surprise special guest - Asking For A Friend... Is it a red flag that my GF won't stop cleaning my apartment? - The new DQ Blizzard flavour that will remind you of your childhood - We speak with a Windsorite who had a $7,000 vet bill - Trying the new McD's International menu items (and some diabetes snacks!)
In today's update... - #ToxicTuesday: He thought his GF was cheating on him because she went to Michael's - Cinnamon Toast Crunch goes psycho with their new ad campaign - Viagra is good for your bone health - in more ways than one!
-We surprised a 5 year old fan of the show at her birthday party! -AFAF: Was I wrong to tell my sick husband to clean up his own puke? -NEW CONTEST COMING SOON: WIN A TRIP TO LONDON, ENGLAND PLUS $$$ -DUMB CRIMINAL: How to get married without realizing it -Ever broke something valuable?
In today's update... - This year's World University Rankings, and how the University of Windsor did in 2026! - Asking For A Friend: Is it weird that I don't want to share a toothbrush with my GF? - A dissertation on why Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber unfollowed eachother - The World's Biggest Data Breach and how you can protect your information and more!
-WTF is a shelf cloud?? -WHATS APPENING: Double date feature on dating apps -Be in a TV show about Boblo Island! & Which Star Wars character is you (in bed) -Welsh Bog Snorkeling Championships -Fishflies VS June Bugs VS Canadian Soldiers -DUMB CRIMINAL: Service Ontario Crook brags about crime
In today's update... - Facebook Marketplace went from using real currency to using THIS - Asking For A Friend: Was I rude to bring a Tupperware of my own food to the party? - FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM?! From which wild locale does the WIENERBOAT hail?
In today's update... - Roald Dahl facts you didn't know you needed - #ToxicTuesday: What happened to the people who "peaked in high school"? - The new TikTok decorating trend that experts don't recommend!
-Cicadas Vs. Fishflies....Keep your mouth closed -AFAF: Biebers new slang, Brad Pitts New GF, and who is Damon Salvatore's Brother? -RENT FREE: Española Oilers & Weekend Windsor fun -Ed the Zebra is safe, but a little dizzy -Car troubles and weed store loyalty -AFAF: Should I tell my gf to stop talking with an accent -How to get a Chanel gift bag from the hospital -Diabetes update! -The owner of Windsor Express loves the show.
-Arnie Goes 1000 Miles, Chimps Talk -AFAF: Was I Wrong to secretly sell alcohol at a dry wedding? -Most dangerous intersections in Windsor -The Price Is Wrong: Jonny might be a murderer -Happy Fathers Day! Jonny's busting out a yearly song for all the DADS!
-Squat Break For Office Chair Butt -AFAF: Pope Swag, Man's Best Friend, Watch me Nae Nae (in prison) -New local kids book alert! We talk with the authors. -Where da barf bags go? -What kind of tomato are you? -Best colours to wear on first date -This part of a man's body is dirtier than a toilet
-Holy Matri-moo-ny in Ontario -FYI: A seductive new price hike has Hannah confused -Chistina has a baby shower present for Hannah and now Jonny is confused -AFAF: Is it too much to ask my GF to fart in the bathroom? -Gen Z is ruining WHAT NOW?! -We wanna fill your hole.
In today's update... - The new iOS update
-Jonny ruined Hannah's Baby Shower! -AFAF: Was it weird and selfish to lock up the work fridge? -THE PRICE IS WRONG: Can you order these items from Shoppers from least to most expensive? -Big Wiggle is hanging their well-loved instruments. -Humanoid Robots will be delivering your Amazon packages -What's a Granny Shower? and who is Mo-Mo?
In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: My husband's last-minute dinner parties are driving me CRAZY! - Windsor Pizza vs. Cornwall Pizza - Tom Cruise broke a Guinness World Record with his new Mission Impossible movie!
-A 2 and a half year old got into MENSA?! Hannah's husband was also a genius baby -There was a tornado last night?! -How Arby's can make or break your relationship -How adult Tummy Time can help you...also what happened to ROFL?? -Darkness retreats just dropped, we've got concerns about the bathroom.
In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: My GF is mad that I didn't tell her THIS part of my body was fake - Embarrassing moments at airport security - Hannah's Basic BUMPdate
In today's update... - #WhatToWatch: Hannah's official review of the new Mission Impossible movie - Sounds you HATE... And the things you'd do to escape them - Toxic Tuesday: Etsy Witches are ratting you out to your crush and more!
-Jonny's back from DEMI LOVATO'S WEDDING?!?! -AFAF: Who gets the master bedroom in a group AirBNB? -A poorly timed Chicken Delight is ruining Hannah's life -250 Million bees are no match for Jonny's Dad -What's Appening: Tinder Height filter -Bad Hair Days for Shawn Desmon Tix
In today's update... - Toxic Tuesday: This new SMART RING is the latest wearable tech to catch a cheater - Weird things to carry in your purse - Getting ghosted by the Mayor of Windsor, Drew Dilkens - They don't want to see your CANS at CANNES and more!
In today's update... - Taylor Swift has been called as a witness in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni lawsuit, and she is NOT happy about it! - Asking For A Friend: Should I dump my GF because she said Chris Evans is hotter than me? - It's about time Town Criers made a comeback
-Accidentally honoring Sir David Attenborough (who also has a famous brother btw) -Asking For A Friend: Forcing your husband to miss the Leafs game on Mother's Day -Wither Report: Simon Cowell In Your Bed, Ben
-Cops accidentally got a whole town high -Manatees are off the endangered list...and people don't like it? -Local mothers day ideas (GET WOMEN FLOWERS) -Productivity hack: Make everything back to school -Parliamentary shade between Quebec and Alberta
In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Am I the worst for not offering my friend coffee for driving me around? - Florida, Ohio, or Chatham: Racoon with a meth pipe edition - Hannah almost kidnapped Canadian rock band "The Arkells"
In today's update... - The best and worst-dressed of last night's MET Gala, plus who showed up in the same outfit!!!! - Do you put your milk or cereal in the bowl first? - Things that are "sexy" now that wouldn't be sexy 20 years ago and more!
In today's update... - Happy Cinco de Mayo! This year, the Stand N Stuff conspiracy takes on a whole new level! - Asking For A Friend: Is it okay to save a spot in a grocery checkout? - At Caesars Winsor, Jonny will always win big at the Jack Black table - Tims newest (and most controversial?) menu item
-Would you wear a charcuterie board on your head? (Also egg conspiracies) -AFAF: Was I wrong not to change my nephews diaper? -How much does it cost you to go to a wedding in 2025 -DUMB CRIMINAL: A road rage pooper from Pennsylvania
-7 Hannah's VS. 1 Jonny...Who wins that fight to the death? -Wither Report: Hulk Hogan has a new hustle and Hannah questions UFC rules -THROWBACK THURSDAY: Hannah's soundtrack to killing Jonny implicates a local stage actor -"YoU wOuLdN't StEaL a FoNt!!" -Getting rescued from a mountain twice in one week a.k.a The Jon Krakauer Book Club -What mom REALLY wants for Mother's Day. Good news: its FREE. -Best and Worst Kentucky Derby Horse names + wtf is a mint julep?
-We went to a read-a-thon at a local school and the students have a message for you -FART OR NO FART?? -We found the perfect cat for "Adopt A Pet Day" & Tax Deadline Day -AFAF: Is this wife an ass-hat for a salary double standard
In today's update... - Toxic Tuesday: Have you ever had an awkward run-in with an ex?! It's got nothing on THIS! -The Pop Culture crossover episode we definitely knew we needed - It's us versus New Jersey in the battle over a Canadian classic!