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A little bit basic and a little bit rock and roll. Hannah & Jonny are as different as two people can possibly be and proof that opposites do attract! But they do agree on the important stuff - family, friends and all things food-related!

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    • Jul 15, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    Accidental Prime Rib, Superman's Bulge, And The Return Of Olive Garden In YQG

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2025 18:27


    In today's update... - #ToxicTuesday: This is how women are meeting successful men in NYC! - Olive Garden COULD BE COMING BACK to Windsor?!?!?!?!?!?!?! - What To Watch: The new Superman movie, and here's why

    Drew Dilkens' Knees, The $600,000 Bird House, And That's CAPTAIN Von Trapp To You

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 25:37


    In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Is it a red flag that my boyfriend says all his exes are crazy? - Leamington is cutting a HUGE cheque for the at-risk birds - The 50 Hottest Guys of All Time and who they missed and more

    Free Slurpies, Cash Only Kids Parties, & Nic Cage Steals Cheese

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 23:13


    -Its the most wonderful day of the year -AFAF: Is it tacky to ask for cash for a kids birthday party -The most swiped man of all time has found love and we're pro matchmakers -BEST FRIES IN WINDSOR -The third installment of an iconic franchise is finally coming after 18 years

    Sleeping At Wimbledon/Mouth Open Under The Butter Machine/Too Many Instant Pots

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 19:54


    -Happy birthday to the world's most famous hippo -The promo our bosses DON'T want you to know about -SCIENCE CORNER: Your time is being stolen and you probably don't even realize it -Bandwagons you hopped on that disappointed you -A new first date trend that Hannah doesn't like -WITHER REPORT: Sea World rap series, Hugh Grant asleep at a sports event, & Coldplay shades Toronto -What is the longest it took you to leave a venue or event?

    IBS' Anonymous, Boston Coolers, And The New Diabetes Barbie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2025 18:58


    In today's update... - Mattel has released a new Barbie doll with Type 1 Diabetes! - Asking For A Friend: Was I wrong to ask my sister & brother-in-law to leave because they were hogging the bathroom? - Who would win in a fight, 100 Americans or 100 Brits? - The new Vernors flavour coming to shelves near you

    In Smack That We Trust, The Steroid Olympics, And Cars That Are Red Flags

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2025 15:49


    In today's update... - RIP to another Canadian Sweet Treat Legend

    "Daddy No", Hannah Sh*t The Bucket, & Bajajaja Blast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2025 16:10


    -Mixing metaphors and getting sayings wrong -Taco Bell Prank that has us BAHAHAHA-ing -AFAF: Kicking your sister out of your baby shower after she chirps your babies name -WITHER REPORT: A Spice Girl got married and its bringing up trauma for Jonny -RETURN OF THE GLIZZY GOAT!!

    Irish Exiting The Wedding, Is A Taco A Sandwich, And Orlando Bloom Threatening Your Manhood

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2025 15:13


    In today's update... - Happy Fourth of July! We celebrate with Jennifer Coolidge and Martha Stewart Hot Dog Math - Asking For A Friend: Is it gross that I asked someone to put sunscreen on my back when I have bacne? - The latest wedding trend that has some people outraged, and others saying "FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT"

    Wicked Thongs, Something's Wrong With Canned Peas, & Hiding Weapons In Your Booty

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2025 23:35


    -FLORIDA OHIO OR CHATHAM? Weed smoking granny joyrides through a cemetery -Worst guitar solos of all time -This brand is going bankrupt after 138 years and Hannah's the only one who can save them -RENT FREE: Seagull impersonators and Wicked thongs -Should cashiers be able to sit/lean on the job? -FYI: Brass knuckle fights at Mcdonalds & a tik tok challenge has local youths hassling Lasallamanders -WITHER REPORT: Diddy trial verdict is in! -How your crotch could get you in trouble with airport security

    Costco Mantis Eggs, Protein Mac & Cheese, And Anyway Here's WonderWall

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2025 24:05


    In today's update... - Rent-Free: The Ying Yang Twins performing at Sea World in San Diego - Dopamine Anchoring is a life hack that will make you WAY more productive! - Asking For A Friend: Is my BF the worst for asking me to dress conservatively for his sister's wedding? - Low-Carb snacks and their questionable ingredients - Buying Praying Mantis eggs from Costco

    Standing On Bezos, Walkerville Needs To Chill, And FACE THE FACTS YOU'RE A SIX

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2025 13:39


    In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Am I a bad friend for telling my single friend she isn't as attractive as she thinks she is? - #BasicBupdate: Lululemon is coming for Costco - The mysterious closure of a Walkerville business is one of many in the last few years

    Dawn Dish Soap = The GOAT, Blues Clues Tooth Paste, & Bratz: The Movie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2025 22:32


    -Most trusted brands by generation -What To Watch: Squid Game and British Jack Black skateboarding -How many scrapes/bruises do you get a year? -This iconic business is SAVED -A childhood character is starting an adult themed online service -Wither Report: Bratz movie dream casting, Marshmello face reveal, Celebrity cook books

    Tight Ends 2, Baby Oil, And Blizzards That Remind You Of Your Childhood

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2025 20:26


    In today's update... - #WitherReport: The Diddy Prosecution rests, and Tight End University's surprise special guest - Asking For A Friend... Is it a red flag that my GF won't stop cleaning my apartment? - The new DQ Blizzard flavour that will remind you of your childhood - We speak with a Windsorite who had a $7,000 vet bill - Trying the new McD's International menu items (and some diabetes snacks!)

    CEREAL Killers, Cheating At Michael's, And Preventative Viagra

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2025 16:32


    In today's update... - #ToxicTuesday: He thought his GF was cheating on him because she went to Michael's - Cinnamon Toast Crunch goes psycho with their new ad campaign - Viagra is good for your bone health - in more ways than one!

    "You're An Adult, You Should Know How To Throw Up Into A Bucket."

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2025 17:05


    -We surprised a 5 year old fan of the show at her birthday party! -AFAF: Was I wrong to tell my sick husband to clean up his own puke? -NEW CONTEST COMING SOON: WIN A TRIP TO LONDON, ENGLAND PLUS $$$ -DUMB CRIMINAL: How to get married without realizing it -Ever broke something valuable?

    The World's Biggest Data Breach, The Hailey/Selena Feud, And The University Of Windsor's On The Rise

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2025 16:34


    In today's update... - This year's World University Rankings, and how the University of Windsor did in 2026! - Asking For A Friend: Is it weird that I don't want to share a toothbrush with my GF? - A dissertation on why Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber unfollowed eachother - The World's Biggest Data Breach and how you can protect your information and more!

    Fishflies VS Canadian Soldiers, Bog Snorkeling, & My Girl aka Brampton's Baddie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2025 18:04


    -WTF is a shelf cloud?? -WHATS APPENING: Double date feature on dating apps -Be in a TV show about Boblo Island! & Which Star Wars character is you (in bed) -Welsh Bog Snorkeling Championships -Fishflies VS June Bugs VS Canadian Soldiers -DUMB CRIMINAL: Service Ontario Crook brags about crime

    Robots Got Talent, The Wienerboat, And Bartering In Twisted Tea 2025

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2025 18:36


    In today's update... - Facebook Marketplace went from using real currency to using THIS - Asking For A Friend: Was I rude to bring a Tupperware of my own food to the party? - FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM?! From which wild locale does the WIENERBOAT hail?

    POOQUETS, Roald DAHLDDY, And What Happened To People Who Peaked In High School

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2025 20:53


    In today's update... - Roald Dahl facts you didn't know you needed - #ToxicTuesday: What happened to the people who "peaked in high school"? - The new TikTok decorating trend that experts don't recommend!

    Fishfly Threeways, Not Clocking/Standing On Business, Houdini Zebra

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2025 30:26


    -Cicadas Vs. Fishflies....Keep your mouth closed -AFAF: Biebers new slang, Brad Pitts New GF, and who is Damon Salvatore's Brother? -RENT FREE: Española Oilers & Weekend Windsor fun -Ed the Zebra is safe, but a little dizzy -Car troubles and weed store loyalty -AFAF: Should I tell my gf to stop talking with an accent -How to get a Chanel gift bag from the hospital -Diabetes update! -The owner of Windsor Express loves the show.

    Give Beer Me, Girl Bossing Too Close To The Sun, Jonny's Murder Kit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2025 18:04


    -Arnie Goes 1000 Miles, Chimps Talk -AFAF: Was I Wrong to secretly sell alcohol at a dry wedding? -Most dangerous intersections in Windsor -The Price Is Wrong: Jonny might be a murderer -Happy Fathers Day! Jonny's busting out a yearly song for all the DADS!

    Pope Swag, Where the Barf Bags At? & Leaning Into Lemon Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2025 25:28


    -Squat Break For Office Chair Butt -AFAF: Pope Swag, Man's Best Friend, Watch me Nae Nae (in prison) -New local kids book alert! We talk with the authors. -Where da barf bags go? -What kind of tomato are you? -Best colours to wear on first date -This part of a man's body is dirtier than a toilet

    Baby Mirror-ception, Tunnel Toll Seduction, & Filling Your Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2025 16:48


    -Holy Matri-moo-ny in Ontario -FYI: A seductive new price hike has Hannah confused -Chistina has a baby shower present for Hannah and now Jonny is confused -AFAF: Is it too much to ask my GF to fart in the bathroom? -Gen Z is ruining WHAT NOW?! -We wanna fill your hole.

    A+ in Gestational Diabetes, The World's Smallest Butthole Violin, & The New iOS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2025 16:19


    Weiner Lotion Hat, G-Pops + Mo Mo, & Giving Your Instrument A Big Wiggle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2025 22:11


    -Jonny ruined Hannah's Baby Shower! -AFAF: Was it weird and selfish to lock up the work fridge? -THE PRICE IS WRONG: Can you order these items from Shoppers from least to most expensive? -Big Wiggle is hanging their well-loved instruments. -Humanoid Robots will be delivering your Amazon packages -What's a Granny Shower? and who is Mo-Mo?

    Girthy Pizzas, Flaming Parachutes, And 90s TVs In The Backset Of Your Car

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2025 14:43


    In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: My husband's last-minute dinner parties are driving me CRAZY! - Windsor Pizza vs. Cornwall Pizza - Tom Cruise broke a Guinness World Record with his new Mission Impossible movie!

    Genius Babies, Tornado Tales, & The History Of ROFL

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2025 16:04


    -A 2 and a half year old got into MENSA?! Hannah's husband was also a genius baby -There was a tornado last night?! -How Arby's can make or break your relationship -How adult Tummy Time can help you...also what happened to ROFL?? -Darkness retreats just dropped, we've got concerns about the bathroom.

    Schwarzenegger Wienie, Controversial Cheeses, And A Gum Grafting Disclosure Clause

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2025 18:29


    In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: My GF is mad that I didn't tell her THIS part of my body was fake - Embarrassing moments at airport security - Hannah's Basic BUMPdate

    Etsy Witches, Crime Confessions, And Crossing The Rainbow Cookie Bridge

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2025 17:18


    In today's update... - #WhatToWatch: Hannah's official review of the new Mission Impossible movie - Sounds you HATE... And the things you'd do to escape them - Toxic Tuesday: Etsy Witches are ratting you out to your crush and more!

    Jonny Does Demi's Wedding, Short Kings Are Scrambling, Honeybees VS. Bumblebees

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2025 23:03


    -Jonny's back from DEMI LOVATO'S WEDDING?!?! -AFAF: Who gets the master bedroom in a group AirBNB? -A poorly timed Chicken Delight is ruining Hannah's life -250 Million bees are no match for Jonny's Dad -What's Appening: Tinder Height filter -Bad Hair Days for Shawn Desmon Tix

    Daddy Drew Dilkens On The Feasibility Of A Windsor Town Crier, And Getting Fired For Playing WAP

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2025 23:28


    Getting Ghosted By The Mayor, Pee In The Purse, And No More Cans At Cannes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2025 16:35


    In today's update... - Toxic Tuesday: This new SMART RING is the latest wearable tech to catch a cheater - Weird things to carry in your purse - Getting ghosted by the Mayor of Windsor, Drew Dilkens - They don't want to see your CANS at CANNES and more!

    Fart or No Fart, The Town Crier Handbook, And Nobody's Hotter Than Chris Evans

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2025 16:42


    In today's update... - Taylor Swift has been called as a witness in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni lawsuit, and she is NOT happy about it! - Asking For A Friend: Should I dump my GF because she said Chris Evans is hotter than me? - It's about time Town Criers made a comeback

    The Leafs VS. Your Mom, Shut Up Mariah Carey, & New Pope Who Dis?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2025 22:01


    -Accidentally honoring Sir David Attenborough (who also has a famous brother btw) -Asking For A Friend: Forcing your husband to miss the Leafs game on Mother's Day -Wither Report: Simon Cowell In Your Bed, Ben

    Manatee Toenails, High Times In Turkey, & Diplomas VS. Degrees

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2025 17:34


    -Cops accidentally got a whole town high -Manatees are off the endangered list...and people don't like it? -Local mothers day ideas (GET WOMEN FLOWERS) -Productivity hack: Make everything back to school -Parliamentary shade between Quebec and Alberta

    Emus With Machine Guns, Peacock Vasectomies, And The Race To Be The Next Top Pope

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2025 17:25


    In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Am I the worst for not offering my friend coffee for driving me around? - Florida, Ohio, or Chatham: Racoon with a meth pipe edition - Hannah almost kidnapped Canadian rock band "The Arkells"

    The Met Gala, FAFO Parenting, And The Life Cereal Fan Club

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2025 18:35


    In today's update... - The best and worst-dressed of last night's MET Gala, plus who showed up in the same outfit!!!! - Do you put your milk or cereal in the bowl first? - Things that are "sexy" now that wouldn't be sexy 20 years ago and more!

    Stand N Stuff, Old People Habits, And Winning Big At Jack Black

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2025 23:18


    In today's update... - Happy Cinco de Mayo! This year, the Stand N Stuff conspiracy takes on a whole new level! - Asking For A Friend: Is it okay to save a spot in a grocery checkout? - At Caesars Winsor, Jonny will always win big at the Jack Black table - Tims newest (and most controversial?) menu item

    Wet Limp Cheese, The Pennsylvania Pooper, & Spending $45,000 On Other People's Weddsings

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2025 16:10


    -Would you wear a charcuterie board on your head? (Also egg conspiracies) -AFAF: Was I wrong not to change my nephews diaper? -How much does it cost you to go to a wedding in 2025 -DUMB CRIMINAL: A road rage pooper from Pennsylvania

    Hannah Kills Jonny, "Bodacious Ta-ta's In Front", & Hulk Hogan Tickles The N!ps

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2025 24:33


    -7 Hannah's VS. 1 Jonny...Who wins that fight to the death? -Wither Report: Hulk Hogan has a new hustle and Hannah questions UFC rules -THROWBACK THURSDAY: Hannah's soundtrack to killing Jonny implicates a local stage actor -"YoU wOuLdN't StEaL a FoNt!!" -Getting rescued from a mountain twice in one week a.k.a The Jon Krakauer Book Club -What mom REALLY wants for Mother's Day. Good news: its FREE. -Best and Worst Kentucky Derby Horse names + wtf is a mint julep?

    Local Chicken Jockeys, Federal Tax Evasion Cat, & Am I The Ass-Hat?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 15:55


    -We went to a read-a-thon at a local school and the students have a message for you -FART OR NO FART?? -We found the perfect cat for "Adopt A Pet Day" & Tax Deadline Day -AFAF: Is this wife an ass-hat for a salary double standard

    Serving Vatican Realness, The Kool Aid Man Challenge, And The H*rny Headed Chub

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2025 18:29


    In today's update... - Toxic Tuesday: Have you ever had an awkward run-in with an ex?! It's got nothing on THIS! -The Pop Culture crossover episode we definitely knew we needed - It's us versus New Jersey in the battle over a Canadian classic!

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