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A little bit basic and a little bit rock and roll. Hannah & Jonny are as different as two people can possibly be and proof that opposites do attract! But they do agree on the important stuff - family, friends and all things food-related!

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    • May 1, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    Hannah Kills Jonny, "Bodacious Ta-ta's In Front", & Hulk Hogan Tickles The N!ps

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2025 24:33


    -7 Hannah's VS. 1 Jonny...Who wins that fight to the death? -Wither Report: Hulk Hogan has a new hustle and Hannah questions UFC rules -THROWBACK THURSDAY: Hannah's soundtrack to killing Jonny implicates a local stage actor -"YoU wOuLdN't StEaL a FoNt!!" -Getting rescued from a mountain twice in one week a.k.a The Jon Krakauer Book Club -What mom REALLY wants for Mother's Day. Good news: its FREE. -Best and Worst Kentucky Derby Horse names + wtf is a mint julep?

    Local Chicken Jockeys, Federal Tax Evasion Cat, & Am I The Ass-Hat?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 15:55


    -We went to a read-a-thon at a local school and the students have a message for you -FART OR NO FART?? -We found the perfect cat for "Adopt A Pet Day" & Tax Deadline Day -AFAF: Is this wife an ass-hat for a salary double standard

    Serving Vatican Realness, The Kool Aid Man Challenge, And The H*rny Headed Chub

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2025 18:29


    In today's update... - Toxic Tuesday: Have you ever had an awkward run-in with an ex?! It's got nothing on THIS! -The Pop Culture crossover episode we definitely knew we needed - It's us versus New Jersey in the battle over a Canadian classic!

    One Second Celebrity Impressions, Traumatic Smile Cookies, And Your Midlife Crisis Honda Civ

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2025 17:33


    In today's update... - It's Election Day! Hannah and Jonny made some attack ads for eachother, as future political opponents! - One Second celebrity impressions that were WAY harder than we realized - Asking For A Friend: My sister skipped being my Maid Of Honour because her dog died... Am I the worst for not wanting to stand with her?

    Baby Raves, Monkey Queens, & Flexin' Your Kite

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 18:00


    -What’s stinkier: Human Rave or Baby Rave? -Insta-ception might blow up your phone -"Granny has a heart attack, face down in the soup" -Female monkeys are teaming up and Queening out -Chuggin’ beers and rippin’ guitar solos -EVERYTHING you can win next week -Flexin’ on the h0es with your snappy new kite

    Caged Steak, Doctors VS. Emails, & Joe Exotic <3 Jorge 4Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2025 15:48


    -A Windsor Whiskey-maker has the PERFECT name -Walmart's new anti-meat theft measures -Times you got stabbed, stuck, or skinned -Would You Rather: Go to the doctor or check your email? -Joe Exotic has a new song and a new man...he did both of them in prison.

    Wet Meat Cravings, Man Moans, & A Hot New Pope Enters The Vatican

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2025 21:37


    -Are you more or less overwhelmed than last year? -New cheesy protein hack & Jonny's Krill Pills -Hardest things not to eat while pregnant -WITHER REPORT: New golden bachelor & New Popes -AFAF: My man moaned something weird in bed...what does it mean? -DUMB CRIMINAL: Don't offer the cops Vodka Spritzer -NO SPOILERS People are having big reactions to the new season of Last Of Us and Hannah has an alternative -We give a guy $500 then chirp his voice

    Is Sabrina REALLY A Carpenter, Zombie Apocalypse Strategy, And *~MeDiCaL MalprACTiCe~

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2025 12:53


    In today's update... - Have you ever been mistaken for somebody else? It happened at an event we were at last Thursday, and Jonny's going to send his stunt double in from now on! - #ToxicTuesday: the BEST thing to say when you get broken up with to make sure you ALWAYS have the upper hand - Why you shouldn't be polite to A.I. and more

    Ode To Second Cup, Cars That Look Like They're Screaming, And Jonny-After-Dark

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 19:26


    In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Am I the worst for not bringing anything to the Easter potluck? - The common car feature that you'll NEVER be able to un-see - New business alert! Another sweet treat spot is coming to YQG

    HELL YA HONEY MUSTARD, SNOOPER-SIZE IT, MICK JAGGER THINKS HANNAH IS FUNNY

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2025 18:25


    -Ever said something you immediately regretted? Hannah did recently... -Scott shares a regret story then swears on the radio -4/20 is this weekend and there's a special way to celebrate -WHAT'S APPENING: XChat is coming -How to have the perfect day according to SCIENCE -WHAT TO WATCH: New movie alert with a stacked comedy cast, a Euphoria revelation, Old and New Seth Rogen content, Will Forte looks like he drinks a lot of milk but he doesn't WITHER REPORT: Mick Jagger thinks Hannah is funny

    New Tim Hortons Drinks, Perverted Emails, And Criminal Quads

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2025 26:04


    In today's update... - Hackers made Silicon Valley crosswalks sound like Elon Musk - Asking For A Friend: My wife's cooking might accidentally unalive someone, was I wrong to tell her?? - New Tim Hortons drinks that are VERY high tech for the Canadian chain - Scam emails and why we won't fall for them

    Tortoise Menopause, Bezos Face Plant, And The Instagram Update That Could Get You K*lled

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2025 8:51


    On today's show... - Rent-Free: Ron's Wild World is about to be your favourite TikTok channel hosted by a 60-year-old man - Jeff Bezos' correctly timed face plant - The 97-year-old who just became a MOM for the first time and more!

    Enemas, Dire Wolves, And A 45-Foot N*ked Woman Statue

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 19:33


    In today's update... - #RentFree: Throw FISH, not popcorn - Asking For A Friend: Should I dump by BF bc he keeps waking me up on purpose? - 45-Foot N*ked Woman statue causing turmoil in San Fran - Science Corner: Why are we bringing back extinct species in 2025???

    Times You Felt Left Out, Scarlet Johansson's B**bies, And The Mighty Chub

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2025 20:29


    In today's update... - What are things that happen as an ADULT that make you feel like you got picked last in gym class? - Wes Anderson's newest project and why Jonny is instantly on-board - Updates RE: the giant dong statue in Amherstburg...

    Hannah's BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, Potato Painting, And Vegetable Jesus

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 24:57


    In today's update... - 1 in 50 men think they can beat a horse in a race, what are you delulu about? - Asking For A Friend: My GF wants to break up with me because I like Sabrina Carpenter - Why the cops got called to the Minecraft Movie screening - Painting potatoes instead of eggs - BIG HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT

    Crikey! He's Got A Big Lizard / Dawn Drinking With Hannah And Jonny / "Its 20 F*CKING DOLLARS."

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2025 26:28


    -74% of people say they never touch this while driving...do you? -This woman charges her husband to be a stay at home mom and she's NOT cheap $$$ -Aliens love Ontario and hate the East Coast -Wither Report: Steve Irwin's son is the whole package, Don't drink and Liam Neeson -AFAF: Should i have to pitch in for a gift when I didn't get to sign the card? -Is Ed Sheeran hot? Depends how many margaritas you've had -What's Appening: Instagram is getting rid of a feature...that we never needed in the first place -FYI: Tariff Penguins, Wang Wars, and Spelling Bee trauma

    A Famous Local Dong Statue, "GET PWNED NOOB!", & Uncomfortably Long Drumroll....

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2025 21:11


    -Are you for or against a front yard dong statue? -Storm sounds that keep you up & PIPER NO! -BEST OF WINDSOR-ESSEX WINNERS! -Huge news and an even huger drum roll -Nintendo had some big announcements and Hannah doesn't want to hear it.

    The Floor Is Children, Going Dino Mode, And Why Jonny Can't Run For Office

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 17:38


    In today's update... - Going "Dino Mode" is the new life hack to eating your daily veggies! - Your email address could be AGING YOU... - #DumbCriminal: The Floor Is Children Edition

    Hooters & Peckers, Easter Gonks, And Carefully Curated Mucus

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 21:01


    In today's update... - It's April Fools Day (Hannah's least-favourite holiday), and here are some of the best pranks so far - #ToxicTues: What made you realize that you had a fake friend? - How to NOT overshare with your co-workers - A potentially not-true history lesson

    Windsor Wing Wars, Lake Erie > Everything, And 4L Jugs Of Pee

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 17:59


    In today's update... - Sydney Sweeney and Glenn Powell are giving rom com IRL - Asking For A Friend: Is what my husband did considered financial infidelity? - Mysterious pee jugs evidently can NOT be recycled

    Sausage Kiss Cam & "Potable Drinking Water? NO! Rotting Whale? YES, OF COURSE!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2025 18:28


    -Could you handle a 16 inch sausage? -SCIENCE CORNER: Disturbing ocean facts that will ruin a classic kids movie forever -WITHER REPORT: 20 years of being traumatized by this show -AFAF: Should my gf have discussed her promotion with me before accepting it? -A job eating Easter candy becomes a deep dive into bunny lore and violence

    90-Year-Olds Drinkin' Fireball & Bringin' Back Glory Holes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 15:35


    -Fireball wants to give you a lifetime supply of whiskey...if that lifetime is almost over -This story from Jelly Roll's show in London, Ontario had us crying -SCIENCE CORNER: Hannah is vindicated and triggered and teaching us big words about how to sleep better -WITHER REPORT: Gwyneth VS. Meghan -A glory hole is open again in California for the first time in 6 years

    Lil Dumpers, More Fjords, Chief Waffles, & "You Want A Fist Somewhere?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 22:59


    -World happiness report suggests we need a Drake comeback -AFAF: "What's weirder? Drinking Dr. Pepper at the gym, or my bf freaking out about it?" -What's Appening: This app could save your immortal soul -FYI: Chief Waffle is cracking down -Worst roads in Windsor-Essex & Parking lot incidents -Creative baseball snacks just in time for the MLB season -Wanna hear ChatGPT scream for its life? -A trip to the ER from a fisting gone wrong...Hannah's got a hot take.

    Team Tatties & DAS GUT German Forklifts

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2025 24:42


    -Will Snow White be ruined by back hair? & Jonny's secret Pizza shame -The German Forklift Championships: DAS GUT! -WHAT'S APPENING: Financing your junk food -FYI: A local favorite is reopening and Jonny has OFFENDED Hannah about it -AFAF: What percentage of blame does this wife get because her husband burned himself? -WITHER REPORT: Fighting guy for President, Pete Davidson is a dirty line cook again, & Tom Cruise is on his way in a helicopter to take your girl

    Bad Bunny's Baby Carrot & Being Overcome By Scottish Pheromones

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2025 21:59


    -The first April fools joke of the year has Hannah ready to burn down the studio -WITHER REPORT: Sia's divorce and secret baby, Hailey Bieber's stalker lawsuit, & Bad Bunny's unfortunate underwear ad -Ever got food poisoning? Someone did courtside at a basketball game -This Scottish fan of Canadian hockey NEEDS to be in the next Austin Powers Movie -Welcome back to the stranded astronauts! (and their alien baby?!) -WHAT TO WATCH: Jared Goff will be on a new season of a Netflix show...but is he secretly married to Hannah?

    Timothee Chalamet's Pinky And The Bachelorette Party That Saved America

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 28:16


    In today's update... - Hannah went to The Bay at Devonshire Mall to scope the deals! Here's what's on-sale, and what's NOT - Asking For A Friend: I kicked my BF out for pushing my cat, did I overreact? - The Bachelorette Party that mended North American fences

    Big Mac Analysis, Your Worst Spills, And Cheating At The Bachelorette

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2025 19:00


    In today's update... - Toxic Tuesday: If your name's Garrett and your girlfriend's in Nashville, we've got some BAD news... - What food could you eat every day for the rest of your life, and why is it NOT the big mac - Listeners call in about their most traumatizing SPILLS

    Bigfoot S*x Noises, The Leprechaun Community, And Prop Bets On LL Cool J's Hat

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2025 25:19


    In today's update... - A surprise St Paddy's Day ditty - Asking For A Friend: Is it offensive to dress like a leprechaun? - The LUCKIEST thing that's ever happened to you and more!

    Sugar Shack Parody, Tattoo Breakups, & Batman VS. BATE-MAN

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2025 22:47


    -Hannah's an old cat man -How long would we all have to pee to fill the Grand Canyon -AFAF: MY Bf got a pornographic tattoo and didn't tell me...should I dump him? -TICKETS ARE TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE -FINALLY confirmed whether or not we saw Lucious Malfoy's dong. -An insurance company made the best Batman movie of all time -Jonny's Sugar Shack Surprise Serenade

    "The Last Harry Has Fallen To The Kermits" & "The Worm Moon Is Calling Him Home"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2025 22:16


    -100 Harry Potters VS. 1 Million Kermit The Frogs...Who wins? -Things that shouldn't be embarrassing but are: Squeaky shoes, cardigan capes and butt sweat stains -DUMB CRIMINALS: The Ballad of Mr. Clean and Ms. Dookie -WITHER REPORT: Where's Kelly Clarkson?! & The Detroit Mom's Spaghettis -Rich people are eating Mermaids -Welcome back the Blood Worm Moon!

    Calling 911 On Your Sibling, Vegetable Orchestras, And The Lord's Eggs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2025 23:00


    In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Can I ask my neighbour to stop double-locking their car? - #ScienceCorner: The Perfect Hard Boiled Eggs and why you'll never make them - FART or NO FART? You decide - Have you ever called 911, and was it as traumatizing as THIS experience?

    Hidden Valley Ranch And Lucius Malfoy Dong

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2025 14:18


    In today's update... - This Canadian company will provide enough beer to get you through the Presidency! - Things you feel guilty about still buying from America - What To Watch: Surprise Lucius Malfoy dong!

    Ghosts Versus Costco Hot Dogs, Unaccompanied Babies, And Have You Tried Walking In The Woods????

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 20:02


    In today's update... - Daylight Savings Time is ruining our lives and maybe turning us into dinosaurs - THIS is how you get kicked out of the gym - Asking For A Friend: Is it a red flag for my partner and I to spend time in separate rooms? - Are Costco Dog prices finally going up??????

    Bologna Roses, The Betas Are Coming, & All Aboard The Love Train

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2025 25:09


    -Adding flowers to food makes anything fancy (another thing Jonny has in common with Meghan Markle) -Joe Canada IS BACK -AFAF: Am I selfish for eating steak and feeding my family fish -King Charles is coming for our jobs and getting down to BOPS -DUMB CRIMINAL: This guy loves trains a little bit too much -What's your lock screen pic? People judge you for this one.

    How To Eat Hickory Sticks, COBRA CHICKEN VS. EAGLE, & Bidding On Public Toilets

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025 23:50


    -Steve Carrell is officially more daddy for this one crazy reason! -An Eagle fought a Canada Goose the other day and the symbolism is too accurate. -WHAT's APPENING: Read Receipts are encouraging people to scam you -Canadian Snacks! (a.k.a How to Eat Hickory Sticks) -RENT FREE: A local business that is SCARY GOOD, and travel tips for Morrisburg, Ontario -What changes would you make to public bathrooms?

    Baby Mommas Playing Farmville & Bringin' The Cluster Rain!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2025 19:30


    -People have questions about Hannah's Beep Milk -AFAF: Is not having social media a red flag or a green flag? -Wither Report: Ben's circle of Jens, Dublin down on Barry shade, & Gwyneth's menopause drinking guide -FYI: Talkin tariffs, our version of the Boston Tea Party, & Suspected coffee cannabis -What's Appening: New emojis are coming soon -A soccer ref got bit on the testicles

    Violating Your Paczki, #TeamAdrienBrodysGF, And People Who Use The Mail App

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2025 26:56


    In today's update... - RANKING paczkis on Paczki Day, with a side of childhood trauma - Big changes to the Mail app on iPhones (thanks, we hate it) - Jonny reads Bianca Censori's instagram for the articles - New banana who dis

    Booty Windows, Liberating Spoons, And Money Can't Buy You Backflips

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 24:30


    In today's update... - Mark Zuckerberg can buy a lot, but he can't buy this! - Asking For A Friend: Was I wrong for calling my gf curvy (complimentary)? - Gordon Ramsay's losing money for THIS unlucky reason

    Shrek Critiques, Runny Oats, & Wrinkly Wiener...Costumes

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2025 22:02


    -Favorite part of a woman is......? -AFAF: Was I wrong to tell my micromanaging bf I'm not making his coffee anymore? -Hannah's runny oats and bad jokes -THE ANNUAL FLORIDA MAN GAMES -FYI: Cirque du Soleil is in town and Hannah is OBSESSED -Wrinkly wiener...costumes at the polar plunge for Special Olympics Ontario! -FACEBOOK FINDS: A singing hotdog telegram?! -Shrek 5 critiques and launching Katy Perry into space

    Witch Tartan, Don't Tell Mom I Broke My Foot, & The Old Finger In The Chili

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2025 16:45


    -What is the worst thing you ever dropped on your foot? -This guy won a lawsuit about commercials before a movie -Scotland has an official new tartan...for witches! -Ever find something in your food that didn't belong there?

    Touching Grass, Quinoa Kinks, And Drenching Yourself In Garlic Sauce

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2025 23:38


    In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Can I tell my wife that I hate when she sings in the car? - How Windsor-Essex and Chatham-Kent landed on the list of Canada's Happiest Places To Live - Dumb Criminal: Is a quinoa kink a crime?

    Mosquito Bounty Hunters, Uranus Is Shy, And A Golden Toilet Heist

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2025 23:37


    In today's update... - A 6am dishwasher dissertation - #ToxicTuesday: Are we wrong to accept a generous wedding gift from the groom's ex? - Dumb Criminals: The Golden Corn-Filled Nugget Edition

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