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A little bit basic and a little bit rock and roll. Hannah & Jonny are as different as two people can possibly be and proof that opposites do attract! But they do agree on the important stuff - family, friends and all things food-related!

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    • Aug 6, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    Butt Crack Bandit, "She Sh@t Me Down", & Weddings At The Park

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2025 10:13


    -Florida, Ohio, Or Chatham? Where did the Buttcrack Bandit strike? -These wedding venues might convince Jonny to finally get married -AFAF: Should I have to move out so my roommates bf can move in?

    Feeding Your Pets To A Lion, Mandolin VS. Finger, Purple Spud, & Hannibal Lecter Loves Shapewear

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2025 11:21


    -Embarrassing injuries -A zoo in Denmark wants to feed your pets to their animals -Wither Report: Drinking your wife's sweat and Hannibal Lecter gives Kim K a shoutout -Finding out your drag name for Rupaul Werq the world tour tickets

    HANNAH'S LAST SHOW!!! (RadioActive Wasps & Scream Club)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2025 24:48


    -Remember Murder Hornets? This is worse. -New collab about to drop & Jonny might like Reese's a little too much -Wanna join the scream club? Supposed to be good for you! -AFAF: My GF keeps eating fast food alone in the car...red flag? -A surprise fond farewell to Hannah (temporarily) aka Try not to cry challenge: level impossible

    Pizza Pope, Surprise Vodka, & Comet Or Alien?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2025 18:57


    -A tortoise that ran away at 100km/h -WITHER REPORT: Ozzy's memorial, JustKaty Update, & Pizza Pope -Sci-Fi Corner: Comet or Alien?? -Most unhinged unsafe things you did as a kid -Mislabeled can recall that could accidentally get you drunk

    Coconut Water Drinkers' Anonymous, Brand Loyalties, And Katy's Justin Trud-O

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2025 17:47


    In today's update... - Katy Perry had a bit of a faux pas while on her date with Justin Trudeau in Montreal! - Asking For A Friend: Did I overreact when my husband bought the wrong coconut water? - What name brands are you loyal to? - This summer syrup is back at Starbucks! and more!

    Catching A Cheater With THIS Common Bathroom Item! Plus, New Updates In 12-Foot Skelly Technology

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2025 16:50


    In today's update... - #ToxicTuesday: You can catch someone cheating using this item that's probably in your bathroom RIGHT NOW! - Have you ever inherited something weird? - The Novelty Popcorn Bucket Battle just got taken to a whole new level - Home Depot's new 12-foot skeletons have some WICKED new features

    Flossing In Public, Mosquito Fight Club, And Butt-Sniffing IS A Crime

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2025 23:51


    In today's update... - What To Watch: Bend It Like Beckham 2 & our review on the new Happy Gilmore - Asking For A Friend: Is it gross to floss in public? - #ScienceCorner: Mosquitos fighting mosquitos.... What could go wrong? and more

    Windsor's Underground Pickleball Courts, Backflip Fails, And Getting Intimate With Harry Styles

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2025 16:52


    In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Was I wrong to ask my guests to leave because they didn't like my dog? - Chuck E Cheese arrested in Florida - The Harry Styles products we've all been waiting for - How Windsor's underground, illegal pickleball community is fighting back

    Harrow Outhouse Races, Poutine Bat Signal, & Tucci Mouth Sounds

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2025 20:11


    -The Harrow Fair Outhouse Races are BACK BABY! -WHAT TO WATCH: Long awaited sequels and a show that seems like it was made up by Hannah -RENT FREE: A listener is distraught about Hannah leaving & Joe Exotic has a new song about weenies -Best poutine in Windsor? -Tesla drive-in -The way Gen Z answers the phone is pissing people off/ Gen Z stare

    Who Is Filling In For Hannah, Lord Of The Rave Horns, And Goku, Probably

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2025 22:52


    In today's update... - Which cartoon characters would you rather be in a relationship with - Asking For A Friend: My sister is mad that we made her "go thirsty" at the family dinner - #BasicBupdate: Starbucks is adding new drinks to the Fall menu, and getting rid of some of last year's faves - The inside scoop on who's filling in for Hannah on her maternity leave

    Mosquito Lasers, Surprise Swabs, And Asserting Your Squatty Potty Dominance

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2025 17:22


    In today's update... - Pepsi's newest flavour might finally make you choose it over Coke - Mosquito laser defense system has us tasting sweet revenge - Surprise b*tth*le swabs and why they aren't what they used to be

    Rink Drinks At The Vollmer, Bots Gonna Bot, And Swiper No M*rd*ering!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2025 24:26


    In today's update... - Jonny opens up about his unexplained absence - Asking For A Friend: Am I wrong to be jealous of my husband's A.I. bot girl? - #BasicBupdate - The PSL is returning later than ever this year and more!

    Accidental Prime Rib, Superman's Bulge, And The Return Of Olive Garden In YQG

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2025 18:27


    In today's update... - #ToxicTuesday: This is how women are meeting successful men in NYC! - Olive Garden COULD BE COMING BACK to Windsor?!?!?!?!?!?!?! - What To Watch: The new Superman movie, and here's why

    Drew Dilkens' Knees, The $600,000 Bird House, And That's CAPTAIN Von Trapp To You

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 25:37


    In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Is it a red flag that my boyfriend says all his exes are crazy? - Leamington is cutting a HUGE cheque for the at-risk birds - The 50 Hottest Guys of All Time and who they missed and more

    Free Slurpies, Cash Only Kids Parties, & Nic Cage Steals Cheese

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 23:13


    -Its the most wonderful day of the year -AFAF: Is it tacky to ask for cash for a kids birthday party -The most swiped man of all time has found love and we're pro matchmakers -BEST FRIES IN WINDSOR -The third installment of an iconic franchise is finally coming after 18 years

    Sleeping At Wimbledon/Mouth Open Under The Butter Machine/Too Many Instant Pots

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 19:54


    -Happy birthday to the world's most famous hippo -The promo our bosses DON'T want you to know about -SCIENCE CORNER: Your time is being stolen and you probably don't even realize it -Bandwagons you hopped on that disappointed you -A new first date trend that Hannah doesn't like -WITHER REPORT: Sea World rap series, Hugh Grant asleep at a sports event, & Coldplay shades Toronto -What is the longest it took you to leave a venue or event?

    IBS' Anonymous, Boston Coolers, And The New Diabetes Barbie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2025 18:58


    In today's update... - Mattel has released a new Barbie doll with Type 1 Diabetes! - Asking For A Friend: Was I wrong to ask my sister & brother-in-law to leave because they were hogging the bathroom? - Who would win in a fight, 100 Americans or 100 Brits? - The new Vernors flavour coming to shelves near you

    In Smack That We Trust, The Steroid Olympics, And Cars That Are Red Flags

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2025 15:49


    In today's update... - RIP to another Canadian Sweet Treat Legend

    "Daddy No", Hannah Sh*t The Bucket, & Bajajaja Blast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2025 16:10


    -Mixing metaphors and getting sayings wrong -Taco Bell Prank that has us BAHAHAHA-ing -AFAF: Kicking your sister out of your baby shower after she chirps your babies name -WITHER REPORT: A Spice Girl got married and its bringing up trauma for Jonny -RETURN OF THE GLIZZY GOAT!!

    Irish Exiting The Wedding, Is A Taco A Sandwich, And Orlando Bloom Threatening Your Manhood

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2025 15:13


    In today's update... - Happy Fourth of July! We celebrate with Jennifer Coolidge and Martha Stewart Hot Dog Math - Asking For A Friend: Is it gross that I asked someone to put sunscreen on my back when I have bacne? - The latest wedding trend that has some people outraged, and others saying "FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT"

    Wicked Thongs, Something's Wrong With Canned Peas, & Hiding Weapons In Your Booty

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2025 23:35


    -FLORIDA OHIO OR CHATHAM? Weed smoking granny joyrides through a cemetery -Worst guitar solos of all time -This brand is going bankrupt after 138 years and Hannah's the only one who can save them -RENT FREE: Seagull impersonators and Wicked thongs -Should cashiers be able to sit/lean on the job? -FYI: Brass knuckle fights at Mcdonalds & a tik tok challenge has local youths hassling Lasallamanders -WITHER REPORT: Diddy trial verdict is in! -How your crotch could get you in trouble with airport security

    Costco Mantis Eggs, Protein Mac & Cheese, And Anyway Here's WonderWall

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2025 24:05


    In today's update... - Rent-Free: The Ying Yang Twins performing at Sea World in San Diego - Dopamine Anchoring is a life hack that will make you WAY more productive! - Asking For A Friend: Is my BF the worst for asking me to dress conservatively for his sister's wedding? - Low-Carb snacks and their questionable ingredients - Buying Praying Mantis eggs from Costco

    Standing On Bezos, Walkerville Needs To Chill, And FACE THE FACTS YOU'RE A SIX

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2025 13:39


    In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Am I a bad friend for telling my single friend she isn't as attractive as she thinks she is? - #BasicBupdate: Lululemon is coming for Costco - The mysterious closure of a Walkerville business is one of many in the last few years

    Dawn Dish Soap = The GOAT, Blues Clues Tooth Paste, & Bratz: The Movie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2025 22:32


    -Most trusted brands by generation -What To Watch: Squid Game and British Jack Black skateboarding -How many scrapes/bruises do you get a year? -This iconic business is SAVED -A childhood character is starting an adult themed online service -Wither Report: Bratz movie dream casting, Marshmello face reveal, Celebrity cook books

    Tight Ends 2, Baby Oil, And Blizzards That Remind You Of Your Childhood

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2025 20:26


    In today's update... - #WitherReport: The Diddy Prosecution rests, and Tight End University's surprise special guest - Asking For A Friend... Is it a red flag that my GF won't stop cleaning my apartment? - The new DQ Blizzard flavour that will remind you of your childhood - We speak with a Windsorite who had a $7,000 vet bill - Trying the new McD's International menu items (and some diabetes snacks!)

    CEREAL Killers, Cheating At Michael's, And Preventative Viagra

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2025 16:32


    In today's update... - #ToxicTuesday: He thought his GF was cheating on him because she went to Michael's - Cinnamon Toast Crunch goes psycho with their new ad campaign - Viagra is good for your bone health - in more ways than one!

    "You're An Adult, You Should Know How To Throw Up Into A Bucket."

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2025 17:05


    -We surprised a 5 year old fan of the show at her birthday party! -AFAF: Was I wrong to tell my sick husband to clean up his own puke? -NEW CONTEST COMING SOON: WIN A TRIP TO LONDON, ENGLAND PLUS $$$ -DUMB CRIMINAL: How to get married without realizing it -Ever broke something valuable?

    The World's Biggest Data Breach, The Hailey/Selena Feud, And The University Of Windsor's On The Rise

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2025 16:34


    In today's update... - This year's World University Rankings, and how the University of Windsor did in 2026! - Asking For A Friend: Is it weird that I don't want to share a toothbrush with my GF? - A dissertation on why Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber unfollowed eachother - The World's Biggest Data Breach and how you can protect your information and more!

    Fishflies VS Canadian Soldiers, Bog Snorkeling, & My Girl aka Brampton's Baddie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2025 18:04


    -WTF is a shelf cloud?? -WHATS APPENING: Double date feature on dating apps -Be in a TV show about Boblo Island! & Which Star Wars character is you (in bed) -Welsh Bog Snorkeling Championships -Fishflies VS June Bugs VS Canadian Soldiers -DUMB CRIMINAL: Service Ontario Crook brags about crime

    Robots Got Talent, The Wienerboat, And Bartering In Twisted Tea 2025

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2025 18:36


    In today's update... - Facebook Marketplace went from using real currency to using THIS - Asking For A Friend: Was I rude to bring a Tupperware of my own food to the party? - FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM?! From which wild locale does the WIENERBOAT hail?

    POOQUETS, Roald DAHLDDY, And What Happened To People Who Peaked In High School

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2025 20:53


    In today's update... - Roald Dahl facts you didn't know you needed - #ToxicTuesday: What happened to the people who "peaked in high school"? - The new TikTok decorating trend that experts don't recommend!

    Fishfly Threeways, Not Clocking/Standing On Business, Houdini Zebra

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2025 30:26


    -Cicadas Vs. Fishflies....Keep your mouth closed -AFAF: Biebers new slang, Brad Pitts New GF, and who is Damon Salvatore's Brother? -RENT FREE: Española Oilers & Weekend Windsor fun -Ed the Zebra is safe, but a little dizzy -Car troubles and weed store loyalty -AFAF: Should I tell my gf to stop talking with an accent -How to get a Chanel gift bag from the hospital -Diabetes update! -The owner of Windsor Express loves the show.

    Give Beer Me, Girl Bossing Too Close To The Sun, Jonny's Murder Kit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2025 18:04


    -Arnie Goes 1000 Miles, Chimps Talk -AFAF: Was I Wrong to secretly sell alcohol at a dry wedding? -Most dangerous intersections in Windsor -The Price Is Wrong: Jonny might be a murderer -Happy Fathers Day! Jonny's busting out a yearly song for all the DADS!

    Pope Swag, Where the Barf Bags At? & Leaning Into Lemon Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2025 25:28


    -Squat Break For Office Chair Butt -AFAF: Pope Swag, Man's Best Friend, Watch me Nae Nae (in prison) -New local kids book alert! We talk with the authors. -Where da barf bags go? -What kind of tomato are you? -Best colours to wear on first date -This part of a man's body is dirtier than a toilet

    Baby Mirror-ception, Tunnel Toll Seduction, & Filling Your Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2025 16:48


    -Holy Matri-moo-ny in Ontario -FYI: A seductive new price hike has Hannah confused -Chistina has a baby shower present for Hannah and now Jonny is confused -AFAF: Is it too much to ask my GF to fart in the bathroom? -Gen Z is ruining WHAT NOW?! -We wanna fill your hole.

    A+ in Gestational Diabetes, The World's Smallest Butthole Violin, & The New iOS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2025 16:19


    Weiner Lotion Hat, G-Pops + Mo Mo, & Giving Your Instrument A Big Wiggle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2025 22:11


    -Jonny ruined Hannah's Baby Shower! -AFAF: Was it weird and selfish to lock up the work fridge? -THE PRICE IS WRONG: Can you order these items from Shoppers from least to most expensive? -Big Wiggle is hanging their well-loved instruments. -Humanoid Robots will be delivering your Amazon packages -What's a Granny Shower? and who is Mo-Mo?

    Girthy Pizzas, Flaming Parachutes, And 90s TVs In The Backset Of Your Car

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2025 14:43


    In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: My husband's last-minute dinner parties are driving me CRAZY! - Windsor Pizza vs. Cornwall Pizza - Tom Cruise broke a Guinness World Record with his new Mission Impossible movie!

    Genius Babies, Tornado Tales, & The History Of ROFL

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2025 16:04


    -A 2 and a half year old got into MENSA?! Hannah's husband was also a genius baby -There was a tornado last night?! -How Arby's can make or break your relationship -How adult Tummy Time can help you...also what happened to ROFL?? -Darkness retreats just dropped, we've got concerns about the bathroom.

    Schwarzenegger Wienie, Controversial Cheeses, And A Gum Grafting Disclosure Clause

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2025 18:29


    In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: My GF is mad that I didn't tell her THIS part of my body was fake - Embarrassing moments at airport security - Hannah's Basic BUMPdate

    Etsy Witches, Crime Confessions, And Crossing The Rainbow Cookie Bridge

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2025 17:18


    In today's update... - #WhatToWatch: Hannah's official review of the new Mission Impossible movie - Sounds you HATE... And the things you'd do to escape them - Toxic Tuesday: Etsy Witches are ratting you out to your crush and more!

    Jonny Does Demi's Wedding, Short Kings Are Scrambling, Honeybees VS. Bumblebees

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2025 23:03


    -Jonny's back from DEMI LOVATO'S WEDDING?!?! -AFAF: Who gets the master bedroom in a group AirBNB? -A poorly timed Chicken Delight is ruining Hannah's life -250 Million bees are no match for Jonny's Dad -What's Appening: Tinder Height filter -Bad Hair Days for Shawn Desmon Tix

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