A little bit basic and a little bit rock and roll. Hannah & Jonny are as different as two people can possibly be and proof that opposites do attract! But they do agree on the important stuff - family, friends and all things food-related!
-WTF is a shelf cloud?? -WHATS APPENING: Double date feature on dating apps -Be in a TV show about Boblo Island! & Which Star Wars character is you (in bed) -Welsh Bog Snorkeling Championships -Fishflies VS June Bugs VS Canadian Soldiers -DUMB CRIMINAL: Service Ontario Crook brags about crime
In today's update... - Facebook Marketplace went from using real currency to using THIS - Asking For A Friend: Was I rude to bring a Tupperware of my own food to the party? - FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM?! From which wild locale does the WIENERBOAT hail?
In today's update... - Roald Dahl facts you didn't know you needed - #ToxicTuesday: What happened to the people who "peaked in high school"? - The new TikTok decorating trend that experts don't recommend!
-Cicadas Vs. Fishflies....Keep your mouth closed -AFAF: Biebers new slang, Brad Pitts New GF, and who is Damon Salvatore's Brother? -RENT FREE: Española Oilers & Weekend Windsor fun -Ed the Zebra is safe, but a little dizzy -Car troubles and weed store loyalty -AFAF: Should I tell my gf to stop talking with an accent -How to get a Chanel gift bag from the hospital -Diabetes update! -The owner of Windsor Express loves the show.
-Arnie Goes 1000 Miles, Chimps Talk -AFAF: Was I Wrong to secretly sell alcohol at a dry wedding? -Most dangerous intersections in Windsor -The Price Is Wrong: Jonny might be a murderer -Happy Fathers Day! Jonny's busting out a yearly song for all the DADS!
-Squat Break For Office Chair Butt -AFAF: Pope Swag, Man's Best Friend, Watch me Nae Nae (in prison) -New local kids book alert! We talk with the authors. -Where da barf bags go? -What kind of tomato are you? -Best colours to wear on first date -This part of a man's body is dirtier than a toilet
-Holy Matri-moo-ny in Ontario -FYI: A seductive new price hike has Hannah confused -Chistina has a baby shower present for Hannah and now Jonny is confused -AFAF: Is it too much to ask my GF to fart in the bathroom? -Gen Z is ruining WHAT NOW?! -We wanna fill your hole.
In today's update... - The new iOS update
-Jonny ruined Hannah's Baby Shower! -AFAF: Was it weird and selfish to lock up the work fridge? -THE PRICE IS WRONG: Can you order these items from Shoppers from least to most expensive? -Big Wiggle is hanging their well-loved instruments. -Humanoid Robots will be delivering your Amazon packages -What's a Granny Shower? and who is Mo-Mo?
In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: My husband's last-minute dinner parties are driving me CRAZY! - Windsor Pizza vs. Cornwall Pizza - Tom Cruise broke a Guinness World Record with his new Mission Impossible movie!
-A 2 and a half year old got into MENSA?! Hannah's husband was also a genius baby -There was a tornado last night?! -How Arby's can make or break your relationship -How adult Tummy Time can help you...also what happened to ROFL?? -Darkness retreats just dropped, we've got concerns about the bathroom.
In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: My GF is mad that I didn't tell her THIS part of my body was fake - Embarrassing moments at airport security - Hannah's Basic BUMPdate
In today's update... - #WhatToWatch: Hannah's official review of the new Mission Impossible movie - Sounds you HATE... And the things you'd do to escape them - Toxic Tuesday: Etsy Witches are ratting you out to your crush and more!
-Jonny's back from DEMI LOVATO'S WEDDING?!?! -AFAF: Who gets the master bedroom in a group AirBNB? -A poorly timed Chicken Delight is ruining Hannah's life -250 Million bees are no match for Jonny's Dad -What's Appening: Tinder Height filter -Bad Hair Days for Shawn Desmon Tix
In today's update... - Toxic Tuesday: This new SMART RING is the latest wearable tech to catch a cheater - Weird things to carry in your purse - Getting ghosted by the Mayor of Windsor, Drew Dilkens - They don't want to see your CANS at CANNES and more!
In today's update... - Taylor Swift has been called as a witness in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni lawsuit, and she is NOT happy about it! - Asking For A Friend: Should I dump my GF because she said Chris Evans is hotter than me? - It's about time Town Criers made a comeback
-Accidentally honoring Sir David Attenborough (who also has a famous brother btw) -Asking For A Friend: Forcing your husband to miss the Leafs game on Mother's Day -Wither Report: Simon Cowell In Your Bed, Ben
-Cops accidentally got a whole town high -Manatees are off the endangered list...and people don't like it? -Local mothers day ideas (GET WOMEN FLOWERS) -Productivity hack: Make everything back to school -Parliamentary shade between Quebec and Alberta
In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Am I the worst for not offering my friend coffee for driving me around? - Florida, Ohio, or Chatham: Racoon with a meth pipe edition - Hannah almost kidnapped Canadian rock band "The Arkells"
In today's update... - The best and worst-dressed of last night's MET Gala, plus who showed up in the same outfit!!!! - Do you put your milk or cereal in the bowl first? - Things that are "sexy" now that wouldn't be sexy 20 years ago and more!
In today's update... - Happy Cinco de Mayo! This year, the Stand N Stuff conspiracy takes on a whole new level! - Asking For A Friend: Is it okay to save a spot in a grocery checkout? - At Caesars Winsor, Jonny will always win big at the Jack Black table - Tims newest (and most controversial?) menu item
-Would you wear a charcuterie board on your head? (Also egg conspiracies) -AFAF: Was I wrong not to change my nephews diaper? -How much does it cost you to go to a wedding in 2025 -DUMB CRIMINAL: A road rage pooper from Pennsylvania
-7 Hannah's VS. 1 Jonny...Who wins that fight to the death? -Wither Report: Hulk Hogan has a new hustle and Hannah questions UFC rules -THROWBACK THURSDAY: Hannah's soundtrack to killing Jonny implicates a local stage actor -"YoU wOuLdN't StEaL a FoNt!!" -Getting rescued from a mountain twice in one week a.k.a The Jon Krakauer Book Club -What mom REALLY wants for Mother's Day. Good news: its FREE. -Best and Worst Kentucky Derby Horse names + wtf is a mint julep?
-We went to a read-a-thon at a local school and the students have a message for you -FART OR NO FART?? -We found the perfect cat for "Adopt A Pet Day" & Tax Deadline Day -AFAF: Is this wife an ass-hat for a salary double standard
In today's update... - Toxic Tuesday: Have you ever had an awkward run-in with an ex?! It's got nothing on THIS! -The Pop Culture crossover episode we definitely knew we needed - It's us versus New Jersey in the battle over a Canadian classic!
In today's update... - It's Election Day! Hannah and Jonny made some attack ads for eachother, as future political opponents! - One Second celebrity impressions that were WAY harder than we realized - Asking For A Friend: My sister skipped being my Maid Of Honour because her dog died... Am I the worst for not wanting to stand with her?
-What’s stinkier: Human Rave or Baby Rave? -Insta-ception might blow up your phone -"Granny has a heart attack, face down in the soup" -Female monkeys are teaming up and Queening out -Chuggin’ beers and rippin’ guitar solos -EVERYTHING you can win next week -Flexin’ on the h0es with your snappy new kite
-A Windsor Whiskey-maker has the PERFECT name -Walmart's new anti-meat theft measures -Times you got stabbed, stuck, or skinned -Would You Rather: Go to the doctor or check your email? -Joe Exotic has a new song and a new man...he did both of them in prison.
-Are you more or less overwhelmed than last year? -New cheesy protein hack & Jonny's Krill Pills -Hardest things not to eat while pregnant -WITHER REPORT: New golden bachelor & New Popes -AFAF: My man moaned something weird in bed...what does it mean? -DUMB CRIMINAL: Don't offer the cops Vodka Spritzer -NO SPOILERS People are having big reactions to the new season of Last Of Us and Hannah has an alternative -We give a guy $500 then chirp his voice
In today's update... - Have you ever been mistaken for somebody else? It happened at an event we were at last Thursday, and Jonny's going to send his stunt double in from now on! - #ToxicTuesday: the BEST thing to say when you get broken up with to make sure you ALWAYS have the upper hand - Why you shouldn't be polite to A.I. and more
In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Am I the worst for not bringing anything to the Easter potluck? - The common car feature that you'll NEVER be able to un-see - New business alert! Another sweet treat spot is coming to YQG
-Ever said something you immediately regretted? Hannah did recently... -Scott shares a regret story then swears on the radio -4/20 is this weekend and there's a special way to celebrate -WHAT'S APPENING: XChat is coming -How to have the perfect day according to SCIENCE -WHAT TO WATCH: New movie alert with a stacked comedy cast, a Euphoria revelation, Old and New Seth Rogen content, Will Forte looks like he drinks a lot of milk but he doesn't WITHER REPORT: Mick Jagger thinks Hannah is funny
In today's update... - Hackers made Silicon Valley crosswalks sound like Elon Musk - Asking For A Friend: My wife's cooking might accidentally unalive someone, was I wrong to tell her?? - New Tim Hortons drinks that are VERY high tech for the Canadian chain - Scam emails and why we won't fall for them
On today's show... - Rent-Free: Ron's Wild World is about to be your favourite TikTok channel hosted by a 60-year-old man - Jeff Bezos' correctly timed face plant - The 97-year-old who just became a MOM for the first time and more!
In today's update... - #RentFree: Throw FISH, not popcorn - Asking For A Friend: Should I dump by BF bc he keeps waking me up on purpose? - 45-Foot N*ked Woman statue causing turmoil in San Fran - Science Corner: Why are we bringing back extinct species in 2025???
In today's update... - What are things that happen as an ADULT that make you feel like you got picked last in gym class? - Wes Anderson's newest project and why Jonny is instantly on-board - Updates RE: the giant dong statue in Amherstburg...
In today's update... - 1 in 50 men think they can beat a horse in a race, what are you delulu about? - Asking For A Friend: My GF wants to break up with me because I like Sabrina Carpenter - Why the cops got called to the Minecraft Movie screening - Painting potatoes instead of eggs - BIG HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
-74% of people say they never touch this while driving...do you? -This woman charges her husband to be a stay at home mom and she's NOT cheap $$$ -Aliens love Ontario and hate the East Coast -Wither Report: Steve Irwin's son is the whole package, Don't drink and Liam Neeson -AFAF: Should i have to pitch in for a gift when I didn't get to sign the card? -Is Ed Sheeran hot? Depends how many margaritas you've had -What's Appening: Instagram is getting rid of a feature...that we never needed in the first place -FYI: Tariff Penguins, Wang Wars, and Spelling Bee trauma
-Are you for or against a front yard dong statue? -Storm sounds that keep you up & PIPER NO! -BEST OF WINDSOR-ESSEX WINNERS! -Huge news and an even huger drum roll -Nintendo had some big announcements and Hannah doesn't want to hear it.
In today's update... - Going "Dino Mode" is the new life hack to eating your daily veggies! - Your email address could be AGING YOU... - #DumbCriminal: The Floor Is Children Edition
In today's update... - It's April Fools Day (Hannah's least-favourite holiday), and here are some of the best pranks so far - #ToxicTues: What made you realize that you had a fake friend? - How to NOT overshare with your co-workers - A potentially not-true history lesson