A little bit basic and a little bit rock and roll. Hannah & Jonny are as different as two people can possibly be and proof that opposites do attract! But they do agree on the important stuff - family, friends and all things food-related!
-Drunk Dumpster Raccoon Babies -AFAF: Am I a bad parent for refusing to get my 16 year old a smart phone -DUMB CRIMINAL: Barbie Jeep DUI -KUNG FRIES: BACK OFF -Unexpected Viagra side effects -Doug Ford: "Get rid of the speed cameras!"
-This guy has a magic spell for your garden -AFAF: Influencer Sister-In-Law ruined birthday...and I'm the bad guy? -"The Robots Are Here." -Melania Trump -The most expensive lego set ever is gonna drop next month...and it doesn't even have a butthole? -How would you spend $5k? (and how you could win it!) -SURPRISE SERENADE: Who else is ready for fall? -DUMB CRIMINAL: Nearly Naked Mud Man
-Medieval Health Hacks -Robots are rebelling against counting -Sandwich news! -Reformed spider hater -Doug Ford pouring one out for Amherstburg -AFAF: My husband wants me to be a tradwife even though I have a full time job
-The radio station breaks down after the Orgy dome closes -More radioactive shrimp! -Eating mushrooms & alien autopsies -Bob Katter is screaming mad again -Getting fired for pretending to be Michael Jackson -PET PEEVES! -FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM: Pajama Justice
-Hannah calls to weigh in on Taylor Swift's Engagement! -The most EXTREME City council meeting ever BRAAP BRAAAPPP -AFAF: Proposing at a gym, and telling your friend their proposal sucks -Wanna have some spooky fun for a good cause this September
-Maybe the funniest doctor's office voicemail ever -John Cena is SERIOUS about coffee -FYI: Doug says leave the dogs alone -Wither Report: Jonny does his best Selena and Benny impression -Raccoon Parties -Shrek yourself and you WILL wreck yourself -Worst mistake a judge could make
-Biggest Freudian Slip of all time -What is a 3-hour night and how could it save your marriage -Save a life, get flipped off -SCIENCE CORNER: Frankenstein Rabbits -AFAF: selling the furniture my bro gifted me -Ugliest dog in the world 2025 -Bezos is gonna ruin James Bond
-People in Europe are selling tickets to their wedding to strangers -A voicemail from Grandma at 6 in the morning -The most unhinged commercial of all time triggers a listener about a peeing incident -Getting stuck in a Chuck-E-Cheese -Flight attendant strike -Science Corner: Keep your eye on the sky for meteors tonight! (is it another hint about Taylor Swifts new album?)
-An ash scattering was interrupted by Spotify -AFAF: Was I wrong to complain about a dog at a restaurant? -Tim Hortons X PWHL X Barbie?! -Whats Appening: Repost on Instagram -Taking Off Work because the vibes are off -Wither Report: Mariah Carey had no idea Katy Perry went to space, & MGK tries to pull a Charizard -Most unhygienic things that people do all the time
-Florida, Ohio, Or Chatham? Where did the Buttcrack Bandit strike? -These wedding venues might convince Jonny to finally get married -AFAF: Should I have to move out so my roommates bf can move in?
-Embarrassing injuries -A zoo in Denmark wants to feed your pets to their animals -Wither Report: Drinking your wife's sweat and Hannibal Lecter gives Kim K a shoutout -Finding out your drag name for Rupaul Werq the world tour tickets
-Remember Murder Hornets? This is worse. -New collab about to drop & Jonny might like Reese's a little too much -Wanna join the scream club? Supposed to be good for you! -AFAF: My GF keeps eating fast food alone in the car...red flag? -A surprise fond farewell to Hannah (temporarily) aka Try not to cry challenge: level impossible
-A tortoise that ran away at 100km/h -WITHER REPORT: Ozzy's memorial, JustKaty Update, & Pizza Pope -Sci-Fi Corner: Comet or Alien?? -Most unhinged unsafe things you did as a kid -Mislabeled can recall that could accidentally get you drunk
In today's update... - Katy Perry had a bit of a faux pas while on her date with Justin Trudeau in Montreal! - Asking For A Friend: Did I overreact when my husband bought the wrong coconut water? - What name brands are you loyal to? - This summer syrup is back at Starbucks! and more!
In today's update... - #ToxicTuesday: You can catch someone cheating using this item that's probably in your bathroom RIGHT NOW! - Have you ever inherited something weird? - The Novelty Popcorn Bucket Battle just got taken to a whole new level - Home Depot's new 12-foot skeletons have some WICKED new features
In today's update... - What To Watch: Bend It Like Beckham 2 & our review on the new Happy Gilmore - Asking For A Friend: Is it gross to floss in public? - #ScienceCorner: Mosquitos fighting mosquitos.... What could go wrong? and more
In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Was I wrong to ask my guests to leave because they didn't like my dog? - Chuck E Cheese arrested in Florida - The Harry Styles products we've all been waiting for - How Windsor's underground, illegal pickleball community is fighting back
-The Harrow Fair Outhouse Races are BACK BABY! -WHAT TO WATCH: Long awaited sequels and a show that seems like it was made up by Hannah -RENT FREE: A listener is distraught about Hannah leaving & Joe Exotic has a new song about weenies -Best poutine in Windsor? -Tesla drive-in -The way Gen Z answers the phone is pissing people off/ Gen Z stare
In today's update... - Which cartoon characters would you rather be in a relationship with - Asking For A Friend: My sister is mad that we made her "go thirsty" at the family dinner - #BasicBupdate: Starbucks is adding new drinks to the Fall menu, and getting rid of some of last year's faves - The inside scoop on who's filling in for Hannah on her maternity leave
In today's update... - Pepsi's newest flavour might finally make you choose it over Coke - Mosquito laser defense system has us tasting sweet revenge - Surprise b*tth*le swabs and why they aren't what they used to be
In today's update... - Jonny opens up about his unexplained absence - Asking For A Friend: Am I wrong to be jealous of my husband's A.I. bot girl? - #BasicBupdate - The PSL is returning later than ever this year and more!
In today's update... - #ToxicTuesday: This is how women are meeting successful men in NYC! - Olive Garden COULD BE COMING BACK to Windsor?!?!?!?!?!?!?! - What To Watch: The new Superman movie, and here's why
In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Is it a red flag that my boyfriend says all his exes are crazy? - Leamington is cutting a HUGE cheque for the at-risk birds - The 50 Hottest Guys of All Time and who they missed and more
-Its the most wonderful day of the year -AFAF: Is it tacky to ask for cash for a kids birthday party -The most swiped man of all time has found love and we're pro matchmakers -BEST FRIES IN WINDSOR -The third installment of an iconic franchise is finally coming after 18 years
-Happy birthday to the world's most famous hippo -The promo our bosses DON'T want you to know about -SCIENCE CORNER: Your time is being stolen and you probably don't even realize it -Bandwagons you hopped on that disappointed you -A new first date trend that Hannah doesn't like -WITHER REPORT: Sea World rap series, Hugh Grant asleep at a sports event, & Coldplay shades Toronto -What is the longest it took you to leave a venue or event?
In today's update... - Mattel has released a new Barbie doll with Type 1 Diabetes! - Asking For A Friend: Was I wrong to ask my sister & brother-in-law to leave because they were hogging the bathroom? - Who would win in a fight, 100 Americans or 100 Brits? - The new Vernors flavour coming to shelves near you
In today's update... - RIP to another Canadian Sweet Treat Legend
-Mixing metaphors and getting sayings wrong -Taco Bell Prank that has us BAHAHAHA-ing -AFAF: Kicking your sister out of your baby shower after she chirps your babies name -WITHER REPORT: A Spice Girl got married and its bringing up trauma for Jonny -RETURN OF THE GLIZZY GOAT!!
In today's update... - Happy Fourth of July! We celebrate with Jennifer Coolidge and Martha Stewart Hot Dog Math - Asking For A Friend: Is it gross that I asked someone to put sunscreen on my back when I have bacne? - The latest wedding trend that has some people outraged, and others saying "FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT"
-FLORIDA OHIO OR CHATHAM? Weed smoking granny joyrides through a cemetery -Worst guitar solos of all time -This brand is going bankrupt after 138 years and Hannah's the only one who can save them -RENT FREE: Seagull impersonators and Wicked thongs -Should cashiers be able to sit/lean on the job? -FYI: Brass knuckle fights at Mcdonalds & a tik tok challenge has local youths hassling Lasallamanders -WITHER REPORT: Diddy trial verdict is in! -How your crotch could get you in trouble with airport security
In today's update... - Rent-Free: The Ying Yang Twins performing at Sea World in San Diego - Dopamine Anchoring is a life hack that will make you WAY more productive! - Asking For A Friend: Is my BF the worst for asking me to dress conservatively for his sister's wedding? - Low-Carb snacks and their questionable ingredients - Buying Praying Mantis eggs from Costco
In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Am I a bad friend for telling my single friend she isn't as attractive as she thinks she is? - #BasicBupdate: Lululemon is coming for Costco - The mysterious closure of a Walkerville business is one of many in the last few years
-Most trusted brands by generation -What To Watch: Squid Game and British Jack Black skateboarding -How many scrapes/bruises do you get a year? -This iconic business is SAVED -A childhood character is starting an adult themed online service -Wither Report: Bratz movie dream casting, Marshmello face reveal, Celebrity cook books
In today's update... - #WitherReport: The Diddy Prosecution rests, and Tight End University's surprise special guest - Asking For A Friend... Is it a red flag that my GF won't stop cleaning my apartment? - The new DQ Blizzard flavour that will remind you of your childhood - We speak with a Windsorite who had a $7,000 vet bill - Trying the new McD's International menu items (and some diabetes snacks!)
In today's update... - #ToxicTuesday: He thought his GF was cheating on him because she went to Michael's - Cinnamon Toast Crunch goes psycho with their new ad campaign - Viagra is good for your bone health - in more ways than one!
-We surprised a 5 year old fan of the show at her birthday party! -AFAF: Was I wrong to tell my sick husband to clean up his own puke? -NEW CONTEST COMING SOON: WIN A TRIP TO LONDON, ENGLAND PLUS $$$ -DUMB CRIMINAL: How to get married without realizing it -Ever broke something valuable?
In today's update... - This year's World University Rankings, and how the University of Windsor did in 2026! - Asking For A Friend: Is it weird that I don't want to share a toothbrush with my GF? - A dissertation on why Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber unfollowed eachother - The World's Biggest Data Breach and how you can protect your information and more!
-WTF is a shelf cloud?? -WHATS APPENING: Double date feature on dating apps -Be in a TV show about Boblo Island! & Which Star Wars character is you (in bed) -Welsh Bog Snorkeling Championships -Fishflies VS June Bugs VS Canadian Soldiers -DUMB CRIMINAL: Service Ontario Crook brags about crime
In today's update... - Facebook Marketplace went from using real currency to using THIS - Asking For A Friend: Was I rude to bring a Tupperware of my own food to the party? - FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM?! From which wild locale does the WIENERBOAT hail?
In today's update... - Roald Dahl facts you didn't know you needed - #ToxicTuesday: What happened to the people who "peaked in high school"? - The new TikTok decorating trend that experts don't recommend!
-Cicadas Vs. Fishflies....Keep your mouth closed -AFAF: Biebers new slang, Brad Pitts New GF, and who is Damon Salvatore's Brother? -RENT FREE: EspaƱola Oilers & Weekend Windsor fun -Ed the Zebra is safe, but a little dizzy -Car troubles and weed store loyalty -AFAF: Should I tell my gf to stop talking with an accent -How to get a Chanel gift bag from the hospital -Diabetes update! -The owner of Windsor Express loves the show.
-Arnie Goes 1000 Miles, Chimps Talk -AFAF: Was I Wrong to secretly sell alcohol at a dry wedding? -Most dangerous intersections in Windsor -The Price Is Wrong: Jonny might be a murderer -Happy Fathers Day! Jonny's busting out a yearly song for all the DADS!