A little bit basic and a little bit rock and roll. Hannah & Jonny are as different as two people can possibly be and proof that opposites do attract! But they do agree on the important stuff - family, friends and all things food-related!
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-7 Hannah's VS. 1 Jonny...Who wins that fight to the death? -Wither Report: Hulk Hogan has a new hustle and Hannah questions UFC rules -THROWBACK THURSDAY: Hannah's soundtrack to killing Jonny implicates a local stage actor -"YoU wOuLdN't StEaL a FoNt!!" -Getting rescued from a mountain twice in one week a.k.a The Jon Krakauer Book Club -What mom REALLY wants for Mother's Day. Good news: its FREE. -Best and Worst Kentucky Derby Horse names + wtf is a mint julep?
-We went to a read-a-thon at a local school and the students have a message for you -FART OR NO FART?? -We found the perfect cat for "Adopt A Pet Day" & Tax Deadline Day -AFAF: Is this wife an ass-hat for a salary double standard
In today's update... - Toxic Tuesday: Have you ever had an awkward run-in with an ex?! It's got nothing on THIS! -The Pop Culture crossover episode we definitely knew we needed - It's us versus New Jersey in the battle over a Canadian classic!
In today's update... - It's Election Day! Hannah and Jonny made some attack ads for eachother, as future political opponents! - One Second celebrity impressions that were WAY harder than we realized - Asking For A Friend: My sister skipped being my Maid Of Honour because her dog died... Am I the worst for not wanting to stand with her?
-What’s stinkier: Human Rave or Baby Rave? -Insta-ception might blow up your phone -"Granny has a heart attack, face down in the soup" -Female monkeys are teaming up and Queening out -Chuggin’ beers and rippin’ guitar solos -EVERYTHING you can win next week -Flexin’ on the h0es with your snappy new kite
-A Windsor Whiskey-maker has the PERFECT name -Walmart's new anti-meat theft measures -Times you got stabbed, stuck, or skinned -Would You Rather: Go to the doctor or check your email? -Joe Exotic has a new song and a new man...he did both of them in prison.
-Are you more or less overwhelmed than last year? -New cheesy protein hack & Jonny's Krill Pills -Hardest things not to eat while pregnant -WITHER REPORT: New golden bachelor & New Popes -AFAF: My man moaned something weird in bed...what does it mean? -DUMB CRIMINAL: Don't offer the cops Vodka Spritzer -NO SPOILERS People are having big reactions to the new season of Last Of Us and Hannah has an alternative -We give a guy $500 then chirp his voice
In today's update... - Have you ever been mistaken for somebody else? It happened at an event we were at last Thursday, and Jonny's going to send his stunt double in from now on! - #ToxicTuesday: the BEST thing to say when you get broken up with to make sure you ALWAYS have the upper hand - Why you shouldn't be polite to A.I. and more
In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Am I the worst for not bringing anything to the Easter potluck? - The common car feature that you'll NEVER be able to un-see - New business alert! Another sweet treat spot is coming to YQG
-Ever said something you immediately regretted? Hannah did recently... -Scott shares a regret story then swears on the radio -4/20 is this weekend and there's a special way to celebrate -WHAT'S APPENING: XChat is coming -How to have the perfect day according to SCIENCE -WHAT TO WATCH: New movie alert with a stacked comedy cast, a Euphoria revelation, Old and New Seth Rogen content, Will Forte looks like he drinks a lot of milk but he doesn't WITHER REPORT: Mick Jagger thinks Hannah is funny
In today's update... - Hackers made Silicon Valley crosswalks sound like Elon Musk - Asking For A Friend: My wife's cooking might accidentally unalive someone, was I wrong to tell her?? - New Tim Hortons drinks that are VERY high tech for the Canadian chain - Scam emails and why we won't fall for them
On today's show... - Rent-Free: Ron's Wild World is about to be your favourite TikTok channel hosted by a 60-year-old man - Jeff Bezos' correctly timed face plant - The 97-year-old who just became a MOM for the first time and more!
In today's update... - #RentFree: Throw FISH, not popcorn - Asking For A Friend: Should I dump by BF bc he keeps waking me up on purpose? - 45-Foot N*ked Woman statue causing turmoil in San Fran - Science Corner: Why are we bringing back extinct species in 2025???
In today's update... - What are things that happen as an ADULT that make you feel like you got picked last in gym class? - Wes Anderson's newest project and why Jonny is instantly on-board - Updates RE: the giant dong statue in Amherstburg...
In today's update... - 1 in 50 men think they can beat a horse in a race, what are you delulu about? - Asking For A Friend: My GF wants to break up with me because I like Sabrina Carpenter - Why the cops got called to the Minecraft Movie screening - Painting potatoes instead of eggs - BIG HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
-74% of people say they never touch this while driving...do you? -This woman charges her husband to be a stay at home mom and she's NOT cheap $$$ -Aliens love Ontario and hate the East Coast -Wither Report: Steve Irwin's son is the whole package, Don't drink and Liam Neeson -AFAF: Should i have to pitch in for a gift when I didn't get to sign the card? -Is Ed Sheeran hot? Depends how many margaritas you've had -What's Appening: Instagram is getting rid of a feature...that we never needed in the first place -FYI: Tariff Penguins, Wang Wars, and Spelling Bee trauma
-Are you for or against a front yard dong statue? -Storm sounds that keep you up & PIPER NO! -BEST OF WINDSOR-ESSEX WINNERS! -Huge news and an even huger drum roll -Nintendo had some big announcements and Hannah doesn't want to hear it.
In today's update... - Going "Dino Mode" is the new life hack to eating your daily veggies! - Your email address could be AGING YOU... - #DumbCriminal: The Floor Is Children Edition
In today's update... - It's April Fools Day (Hannah's least-favourite holiday), and here are some of the best pranks so far - #ToxicTues: What made you realize that you had a fake friend? - How to NOT overshare with your co-workers - A potentially not-true history lesson
In today's update... - Sydney Sweeney and Glenn Powell are giving rom com IRL - Asking For A Friend: Is what my husband did considered financial infidelity? - Mysterious pee jugs evidently can NOT be recycled
-Could you handle a 16 inch sausage? -SCIENCE CORNER: Disturbing ocean facts that will ruin a classic kids movie forever -WITHER REPORT: 20 years of being traumatized by this show -AFAF: Should my gf have discussed her promotion with me before accepting it? -A job eating Easter candy becomes a deep dive into bunny lore and violence
-Fireball wants to give you a lifetime supply of whiskey...if that lifetime is almost over -This story from Jelly Roll's show in London, Ontario had us crying -SCIENCE CORNER: Hannah is vindicated and triggered and teaching us big words about how to sleep better -WITHER REPORT: Gwyneth VS. Meghan -A glory hole is open again in California for the first time in 6 years
-World happiness report suggests we need a Drake comeback -AFAF: "What's weirder? Drinking Dr. Pepper at the gym, or my bf freaking out about it?" -What's Appening: This app could save your immortal soul -FYI: Chief Waffle is cracking down -Worst roads in Windsor-Essex & Parking lot incidents -Creative baseball snacks just in time for the MLB season -Wanna hear ChatGPT scream for its life? -A trip to the ER from a fisting gone wrong...Hannah's got a hot take.
-Will Snow White be ruined by back hair? & Jonny's secret Pizza shame -The German Forklift Championships: DAS GUT! -WHAT'S APPENING: Financing your junk food -FYI: A local favorite is reopening and Jonny has OFFENDED Hannah about it -AFAF: What percentage of blame does this wife get because her husband burned himself? -WITHER REPORT: Fighting guy for President, Pete Davidson is a dirty line cook again, & Tom Cruise is on his way in a helicopter to take your girl
-The first April fools joke of the year has Hannah ready to burn down the studio -WITHER REPORT: Sia's divorce and secret baby, Hailey Bieber's stalker lawsuit, & Bad Bunny's unfortunate underwear ad -Ever got food poisoning? Someone did courtside at a basketball game -This Scottish fan of Canadian hockey NEEDS to be in the next Austin Powers Movie -Welcome back to the stranded astronauts! (and their alien baby?!) -WHAT TO WATCH: Jared Goff will be on a new season of a Netflix show...but is he secretly married to Hannah?
In today's update... - Hannah went to The Bay at Devonshire Mall to scope the deals! Here's what's on-sale, and what's NOT - Asking For A Friend: I kicked my BF out for pushing my cat, did I overreact? - The Bachelorette Party that mended North American fences
In today's update... - Toxic Tuesday: If your name's Garrett and your girlfriend's in Nashville, we've got some BAD news... - What food could you eat every day for the rest of your life, and why is it NOT the big mac - Listeners call in about their most traumatizing SPILLS
In today's update... - A surprise St Paddy's Day ditty - Asking For A Friend: Is it offensive to dress like a leprechaun? - The LUCKIEST thing that's ever happened to you and more!
-Hannah's an old cat man -How long would we all have to pee to fill the Grand Canyon -AFAF: MY Bf got a pornographic tattoo and didn't tell me...should I dump him? -TICKETS ARE TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE -FINALLY confirmed whether or not we saw Lucious Malfoy's dong. -An insurance company made the best Batman movie of all time -Jonny's Sugar Shack Surprise Serenade
-100 Harry Potters VS. 1 Million Kermit The Frogs...Who wins? -Things that shouldn't be embarrassing but are: Squeaky shoes, cardigan capes and butt sweat stains -DUMB CRIMINALS: The Ballad of Mr. Clean and Ms. Dookie -WITHER REPORT: Where's Kelly Clarkson?! & The Detroit Mom's Spaghettis -Rich people are eating Mermaids -Welcome back the Blood Worm Moon!
In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Can I ask my neighbour to stop double-locking their car? - #ScienceCorner: The Perfect Hard Boiled Eggs and why you'll never make them - FART or NO FART? You decide - Have you ever called 911, and was it as traumatizing as THIS experience?
In today's update... - This Canadian company will provide enough beer to get you through the Presidency! - Things you feel guilty about still buying from America - What To Watch: Surprise Lucius Malfoy dong!
In today's update... - Daylight Savings Time is ruining our lives and maybe turning us into dinosaurs - THIS is how you get kicked out of the gym - Asking For A Friend: Is it a red flag for my partner and I to spend time in separate rooms? - Are Costco Dog prices finally going up??????
-Adding flowers to food makes anything fancy (another thing Jonny has in common with Meghan Markle) -Joe Canada IS BACK -AFAF: Am I selfish for eating steak and feeding my family fish -King Charles is coming for our jobs and getting down to BOPS -DUMB CRIMINAL: This guy loves trains a little bit too much -What's your lock screen pic? People judge you for this one.
-Steve Carrell is officially more daddy for this one crazy reason! -An Eagle fought a Canada Goose the other day and the symbolism is too accurate. -WHAT's APPENING: Read Receipts are encouraging people to scam you -Canadian Snacks! (a.k.a How to Eat Hickory Sticks) -RENT FREE: A local business that is SCARY GOOD, and travel tips for Morrisburg, Ontario -What changes would you make to public bathrooms?
-People have questions about Hannah's Beep Milk -AFAF: Is not having social media a red flag or a green flag? -Wither Report: Ben's circle of Jens, Dublin down on Barry shade, & Gwyneth's menopause drinking guide -FYI: Talkin tariffs, our version of the Boston Tea Party, & Suspected coffee cannabis -What's Appening: New emojis are coming soon -A soccer ref got bit on the testicles
In today's update... - RANKING paczkis on Paczki Day, with a side of childhood trauma - Big changes to the Mail app on iPhones (thanks, we hate it) - Jonny reads Bianca Censori's instagram for the articles - New banana who dis
In today's update... - Mark Zuckerberg can buy a lot, but he can't buy this! - Asking For A Friend: Was I wrong for calling my gf curvy (complimentary)? - Gordon Ramsay's losing money for THIS unlucky reason
-Favorite part of a woman is......? -AFAF: Was I wrong to tell my micromanaging bf I'm not making his coffee anymore? -Hannah's runny oats and bad jokes -THE ANNUAL FLORIDA MAN GAMES -FYI: Cirque du Soleil is in town and Hannah is OBSESSED -Wrinkly wiener...costumes at the polar plunge for Special Olympics Ontario! -FACEBOOK FINDS: A singing hotdog telegram?! -Shrek 5 critiques and launching Katy Perry into space
-What is the worst thing you ever dropped on your foot? -This guy won a lawsuit about commercials before a movie -Scotland has an official new tartan...for witches! -Ever find something in your food that didn't belong there?
In today's update... - Asking For A Friend: Can I tell my wife that I hate when she sings in the car? - How Windsor-Essex and Chatham-Kent landed on the list of Canada's Happiest Places To Live - Dumb Criminal: Is a quinoa kink a crime?
In today's update... - A 6am dishwasher dissertation - #ToxicTuesday: Are we wrong to accept a generous wedding gift from the groom's ex? - Dumb Criminals: The Golden Corn-Filled Nugget Edition
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