Prose and Cahns

Prose and Cahns break down the most overrated and underrated things in sports and life. Topics include Nerds/Tic Tacs (1:00), Bowling (3:31), College (6:00), Lacrosse goalie and other unique positions in sports (15:00), Rudy (19:00), Going to the Beach (21:00), Manu Ginobli (23:10), Buffets (24:10), The Avengers (30:00), Starbucks (31:00).  Follow us on instagram and twitter @proseandcahns.

With the NBA all star game almost upon us, we celebrate  the all-stars from our golden age of the NBA, and create all-era NBA teams. Specific topics: Point Guards (:40-8:10), including extinct styles of play, Allen Iverson, Chauncey, controversial point guards. Shooting Guards (8:10-12:02) including Kobe, T-Mac, elite shooters. Small Forwards (12:02-14:45) including the thinness of position, and x-factors. Power Forwards (14:45-25:13) including, the change in shooting in the NBA, and a breakdown of the obvious "big 3" PF's of the era. And Centers (25:13-33:05) including Ben Wallace, Shaq, Yao, Mutumbo, and more. Recap of All-era team (33:05). Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @proseandcahns

What states are closely related to one another? (3:20) Followed by super bowl discussion and the NFL playoffs, including Pats Vs. Jags, how you pronounce Jaguars, bad teams winning, and our super bowl picks (14:20). Then the big Blake Griffin trade (21:50). The continuing ridiculousness of the NBA All-Star game and the Cavs' struggle (27:47). A ranking list of the best states (39:47). NHL and the Vegas Knights (42:40). Finally, is acting hard, bad acting, and best bad movies (44:15). And Where are They Now? (55:03). Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @proseandcahns

Prose and Cahns compare and contrast their list of the worst franchises in the history of professional sports. P.S. To those of you who think we should consider soccer in this discussion (you know who you are) you're wrong, and we didn't, sorry.  Follow us on twitter and instagram @proseandcahns

Prose and Cahns breaks down this years voting for the baseball Hall of Fame. Complete with our assessment of the players, how the voting should and will go, and finally how we would vote if we were given a ballot.  Follow us on twitter and instagram @proseandcahns

College football bowl season (4:00). Topics include Baker Mayfield vs. Lamar Jackson (5:20). Georgia vs. Oklahoma, Rosen Allen and Darnold, Clemson vs. Alabama and best coaches/dynasties in college football (7:30-13:38). Trivia about super bowl QB's (14:40). Grumors (20:35). Is this News is back, featuring Lebron's birth, fishing in Wisconsin, Jimmy G, Barack, and more (23:04). Then transition into NBA (38:08), with James Harden, Refs, Rockets, Thunder, off-ball Carmelo (42:07). Discussion of replay in basketball (43:52). Our New Year's Resolutions and New Year's revolutions (52:51). And finally, Where are They Now? (101:15). Follow us on twitter and instagram @proseandcahns

The NFL playoffs are coming up, we talk about them, as well as attractive quarterbacks (15:11), RG3 (17:15), and surprising teams (19:41). Christiano Ronaldo's rant: arrogant and amazing, or just amazing? (23:31). The Ball family visits Lithuania and their meat salesman coaches (26:40). The debut of segment "Dairy, Pareve, Meat, where we find out David hasn't seen Mean Girls! (31:48). Random bowl name generator (47:06). Where are they now? feat. Rocco Baldelli, Lacey Chabert (53:00). Giancarlo Stanton traded (60:00). And the first ever apologies section (60:09). Follow us on twitter and instagram @proseandcahns.

The Yankees questionable new hire, and the impact coaches and managers have on their respective sports (1:40). A-Rod vs. Derek Jeter, and the misunderstandings surrounding them (11:24). Fletcher Cox getting sued for his affair (16:31). Barry Bonds spotted on a Japanese game show (18:44). Handling social media comments from people you don't know (20:51). And Where are They Now? featuring Psy, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Rafael Furcal, Shawne Merriman, and our idea about sending internet videos into the past (26:10). Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @proseandcahns

Summing up the season in college football including Alabama, LSU, Notre Dame, Wisconsin vs. Miami, Lane Kiffin, The playoffs themselves (5:00-18:00). Then a debate on 4 teams vs. 8 teams (18:00). The best playoff systems in sports (30:51). Sports with weird rules (37:42). Eli Manning's benching (42:18). A shocking breakdown of lyrics from T-Pain and Akon (53:07). Lastly, in honor of the Silverdome's failed implosion, we talk things that implode easily (54:28) Follow us on twitter and instagram @proseandcahns

Philosophy and religion and Borat's whereabouts. Then, big shocker, corruption in the baseball hall of fame (4:40). Football, including high school state championships, Talib Vs. Crabtree, Marshawn Lynch, Jimmy G, Chiefs, Greg Jennings' YouTube fame (12:07-21:03). Then live guest interview with Alex Adler, the first sweepstakes winner and director of nutrition (21:11-45:11), topics include MSU basketball, Alabama Vs. Minnesota in 3-on-5, PSG Vs. Celtic and false advertising in soccer, a new segment "Ask the Experts," and more. Then, where are they Now for Jason Biggs, Brenda Song, Devon Still, Jason Jennings (45:20). Finally, Derrick Rose, the Cavs' flawed operation, NBA video games, and the playoff picture in the East (50:45). Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @proseandcahns

The great Dome vs. Bubble debate and hanging at your local tennis club. Then are kickers promoting CTE? The Saints legitimacy, and other NFL stories (9:00). The end of Mike n Mike (19:11). Debate about the recently announced MLB MVP awards (24:41). Where are They Now? for David Lee, Jason Lee, Troy Glaus with a special discussion of highly skilled librarians (36:12). The Brady Hoke stops in for a guest interview (43:42). And finally, we break down the most intriguing rivalries in life (45:09).

After a week to catch our breaths we are back and better than ever. Talking Jameis Winston and his pump up speech. Followed by college football talk and discussion of the CFP (17:02). WHERE IS THE AMERICAN SOUTHWEST (20:21)??! Then a punter has a run-in with a conch shell (23:14). Are the Pistons and/or Lions for real (25:26)? Jimmer vs. Starbury in the fight of the century(33:09). Where Are They Now? For Josh Beckett, Gordo from Lizzie McGwire, Jerry Trainor (37:50). Then we hand out grades and discuss Baby Ruth (45:52). And end with Kid Pix, and Liangelo Ball.

Halloween talk and the World Series slider controversy. Then potential pitching craziness for the remainder of the World Series (10:23) *took place before the wild game 5.* Excitement in college football and Jim Mcelwain fired (16:45). Adam Sandler's "50 First Dates." (19:51). Problems with fans rushing the field, and when it is and isn't okay (22:51). Fever Pitch and other flawed sports movies (27:29). Popovich's infamous headlock (37:43). Where are They Now? for Skip Schumaker, Braylon Edwards, Gary Bracket, and biggest games in the Big Ten (39:22). Possibilities for the college football playoff, and weak schedules (46:17). And a heated debate about Notre Dame's place within it (50:13). Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @proseandcahns

Justin Bieber's new tattoo warrants mixed reviews. Winners and Losers of the week for a champion archer, Kiko Hernandez, smart Yankee hitters (7:38). College football talk and James Franklin (15:11). Unpopular thoughts (20:37). Where are they Now featuring a special speculation on Jenny Craig (22:31). First week of the NBA including discussion on Eric Bledsoe, and places we also don't want to be (32:24). The upcoming World Series (44:57). And a movie review for the Lizzie McGuire movie (54:19). 

The Dodgers/Cubs series and the MLB postseason. Followed by a discussion of our irrational fears (8:14). Then Alex Trebek's age (14:42). Winners and Losers of the weeek, including Adrian Peterson, Angelina Jolie, Ovechkin, Er(ic Gagne, Barry Bonds (17:27). Then our NBA preview. Topics include Warriors, Spurs, Celtics, Cavs, Ricky Rubio, Timberwolves, 76ers, and a fun fact about Detroit's rebounding. All with help from guest Jake Lipnick (29:40-42:20). A quick break for Where Are They Now? featuring Keith Van Horn, John Madden, JoJo (45:00). And we end with bold NBA predictions (55:30).

Winners and Losers of the week featuring Austin Rogers, The Sparks, Sean the singer (1:54). Lebron James and his jersey controversy, followed by discussion of the new NBA All-Star game rules (5:04). A game of "Big Deal or No Big Deal," involving the end of the MLB season, and the MLB postseason (13:31). Where are They Now? For Oprah, David Beckham/Reggie Bush, David Carr (18:54). Finally, the newly named Little Caesars arena (24:54). Follow us on twitter and instagram @proseandcahns.

Andrew and David preview the upcoming Michigan/Michigan State football game by interviewing both a Michigan State correspondent (Sara Weinfeld) and a Michigan correspondent (Stephen Payne). They also rank the best little brothers in the world.  Follow us on twitter @proseandcahns and Instagram proseandcahns

Discussion of Curb Your Enthusiasm, and the best theme songs in T.V. Then Winners and Losers of the week for Fergie, Fergie again, Alfonso Soriano, Raul Mondesi, Lego Ninjago (6:16). The Carmelo Anthony trade and the meaning of "Cautiously Optimistic," (13:51). The Lions get screwed, and another fun football moment (20:01). Big news with Victor Martinez of the Detroit Tigers (28:07). Where are They Now? for Rashard Mendenhall, Barry Zito, Bob Saget, Charles Tillman (32:07). And a monster round of Is This News, featuring Kylie Jenner's possible immaturity, Steve Carell getting heckled, Odell Beckham, Santana Moss, Jose Bautista, Lebron, and more (41:00). Follow us on Twitter @proseandcahns and Instagram proseandcahns. And check out our website proseandcahns.com.

Andrew and David talk Jerry Jones and Kidneys (2:00). Then College football talk, topics include Texas vs. USC, Louisville, SEC Football, and Michigan (5:51). Then winners and losers of the week for Antonio Gates, Sylvia Fowles, Canelo vs. GGG (16:49). NFL, including Broncos vs. Cowboys, Marshawn Lynch, and weather delays (22:41). Where are They Now? for Donovan McNabb, Doug Mientkiewicz, Terrence Newman (28:08). Then it's the first annual Emmy-N awards, our Emmy's for the world of sports television (36:24). Categories include, Best non-sport on ESPN, best non-major sport to watch, best and worst media personalities, best sports movie character, and more! Follow us on Twitter @proseandcahns and Instagram proseandcahns

Andrew and David discuss USC vacating wins AND loses. Then Winners and Losers of the week, featuring Ariel Winter and Randy Moss's diet (6:10). Stories from around the NFL in week 1, including Carson Palmer, Andy Dalton, Chargers, Browns, Cowboys, Vikings and more (17:25). Then, in honor of T.J. Watt, things in our life we are not satisfied with (24:55). College football's second week, including discussion on Josh Rosen's pick for most athletic sport (29:46). Where are They Now, for Alexa Vega, Jennette McCurdy, Greg Louganis (39:25). A check in on baseball with the Indians, D-Backs, Dodgers, and Gary Sanchez (48:09). And the first round of listener questions ever.  Follow us on twitter and instagram @proseandcahns

Andrew and David get emotional about the Justin Verlander trade (2:05). Then talk Drake and Josh drama, and Nickelodeon shows  (8:02). Winners and Losers for Young-Ho, The Circle of Life, IU football (13:35). College football's action packed opening weekend, Michigan, FSU, USC, and the UCLA comeback (20:11). Then rankings of things we want to see come back (26:20), including the debut of the "Snow White Theory." (36:25). Where are they now? for Trot Nixon, Ashley Tisdale, Ricky Martin (38:21). Plot twist, featuring Gordon Hayward's birthday (44:56). Humans 1 - Stats 0, for Albert Pujols (47:16). Finally they offer counseling to over 1,000 NFL roster cut victims (48:59). And end with Yahoo's crappy fantasy grades (57:01). Follow us on Twitter: @proseandcahns and Instagram: proseandcahns

A Day Late...Andrew and David talk a little Taylor Swift (1:20). Then Winners and Losers of the week for colorblindness, Matt Stafford, and Ronda Rousey (5:40). Kyrie Irving trade and an "anonymous source." (13:00). Our takeaways from Mayweather vs. McGregor, surprise they are largely unrelated to boxing (18:02). the LLWS has ended, with no brawls (21:05). Where are they Now for Shawn Green, Bowling for Soup and Marc Bulger (25:25). Giancarlo Stanton's record setting HR pace (34:15). Is this News? featuring Deshone Kizer, Boog Powell, Lamar Odom, and more (41:35)). And a new game called "Guess the Suspension (49:30) Follow us on twitter @proseandcahns and instagram proseandcahns.

Andrew and David give out winners and losers for Football Flu, Kim Jong-Un, Fundraising (2:20). Then the surge of walk-on scholarship videos (9:55), before getting into the best rants in sports history (12:53). Where are They Now? Featuring Doug Christie and the Nintendo Wii (30:30). The MLB's latest controversy, and how to make baseball more watchable for the general public (37:02). Marvin Bagley's decision to leave high school (48:21). Guess the W.A.R. (48:21). And finally, fantasy football advice, from your buddies who are not experts (53:36). Follow us on instagram: proseandcahns, and Twitter: @proseandcahns Get Back Rant (1:00 mark)

Andrew and David talk more celebrity love (2:53). Winners and Losers for the week, featuring Ben Miles, Hot Dogs, and Leonard Fournette (3:55). Josh Rosen and his comments (9:57). Where are they now? for Manti Teo's girlfriend and Ronaldinho (16:56). Then they are joined by soccer correspondent Alex Adler (21:54). Little League World Series controversies (31:23). MLB nicknames (36:52). And finish with Women's sports featuring female guest Sara Cahn (41:57).   Follow us on... Instagram: proseandcahns Twitter: @proseandcahns

Andrew and David talk Gonzalo Le Batard (1:25). Winners and Losers featuring Darko, Barry Bonds, and several actresses (3:27). Then NFL preseason stories, including Jay Cutler, Tony Romo, Kaepernick, James Harrison and more (11:05). Usain Bolt's retirement and impressive things we can do in under 10 seconds (19:30). Is this news including little league softball, Aaron Carter, Johnny Manziel (24:08). Yu Darvish tipping his pitches (30:03). Where Are They Now for Floyd Landis, Bouncy Castles, and a Saudi-Arabein pitcher (32:57). Doc Rivers and Lawrence Frank (36:57). A Plot Twist for Josh Norman (39:25). A Movie Review for Rookie of the Year (42:33). And Connor McGregor's training partner quitting (54:00). Follow us on... Twitter: @proseandcahns Instagram: proseandcahns

Andrew and David discuss Christian McCaffrey (3:25). Winners and Losers, featuring Steve Bartman, Cody Bellinger's weird deficiency, and an MMA Ref (5:03). MLB trade deadline (12:42), with a Tigers update (17:16), and player-to-be-named later talk (19:01). Is this news, featuring James Harden's strip club endeavors and Allen Iverson (21:03). Best NFL training camp stories (28:04), and what you need to know more than what is happening at training camp (33:38). Where are they now for Mitchell Musso and Adrian Dantley (36:59). Overrated NFL players (47:48). Plot twists for Russian controversies and flat earths (49:07). An in depth break down of 'Like Mike' (53:52), and drone racing (1:06:31).   Note: Wednesday morning will become the usual release time as of now. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @proseandcahns   Mike Daniels Comic Con Pic Cody Bellinger Pop Culture Quiz  

This week Andrew and David talk a little AAU ball (1:00). Winners and Losers featuring a religious leader, Katie Ledecky, and more (2:33). Then, NBA off-season discussion about Carmelo Anthony (7:58) and Kyrie Irving (12:34). and things that are more peculiar than the Cavs off-season (17:32). Before moving into the NFL CTE scans (23:01). Is this News? (28:32), Where are They Now for Mckayla Maroney, Fred Jones, and Mike Vanderjagt (35:03). Phone a pharmacist (42:35). And finish with discussion on the NBA 2k ratings releases (44:41), World Series of Poker and Little League World Series (48:58). And a weekly blooper.   Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @proseandcahns   NFL rookies react to Madden ratings NBA players react to 2K ratings

In this first episode, Andrew and David hand out winners and losers featuring Lavar Ball's shoes, Kesha, and Doping (2:29). Discuss the Big 3 basketball league (7:41), Things we care more about than the NBA summer league (16:10). Then get into MLB second half predictions (24:45), Where are they now for Jason White and Drew Bledose (32:28). Sean Paul (38:13). And finish with Judge vs. Betts (38:44) and Mayweather vs. Mcgregor (44:18) Follow us on twitter @proseandcahns

In this preview episode, Andrew Cahn and David W explain the title and introduce themselves and their friendship to the audience, with a little anecdote (1:52). They describe what you should expect to hear on the podcast going forward (3:22), and each share an initial hot take on sports (6:16). Then at (9:20) you will find preview clips of live recordings.   Andrew and David have been friends for as long as they can remember. They've also been debating sports, and general nonsense, for as long as they can remember. Now they're arrogant enough to think the rest of the world actually cares what they have to say.