Domestic Don

The Don has once again risen and is back at it with talks about space travel, birthday parties, and weather taxes.  He also thinks breakfast is for losers.  And he's not wrong.  Listen in and subscribe: patreon.com/domesticdon

The Don is back. He escaped death this week, almost caused another, and doesn't know when to look up or down in a hot tub. He also hates wet socks and wet people. He's trying to figure it all out in this one.  Listen and subscribe. patreon.com/domesticdon 

The Don isn't doing dry January and back for another fun-filled soak of an episode, layered with discussion on supermarket etiquette, kids wearing pajamas in public, getting sick too often, and discovering good things too late.  And oh yeah, he doesn't know what to do with a daughter ever so quickly nearing her teenage years.  Listen in and subscribe. patreon.com/domesticdon

The Don is finally back! He's had computer woes over the past couple of months but kept it together by discussing his love of the corporate world, the painful task of finally getting headshots, a speedy overview of the holiday season, and the luxury of buying an inflatable hot tub.  This one's got it all.  Or nothing.  You be the judge.  Listen in, and subscribe: patreon.com/domesticdon. 

The Don is back and discusses the comparison of domesticated pets to babies, wonders how deep celebrities will go to make their lives more complicated, and questions whether or not he's in the right place to tell jokes.  He might've also solved the homeless crisis and lived to tell the tale of saving his notebook.  Listen in and subscribe.  patreon.com/domesticdon   

The Don is back from the beautiful province of Quebec and ready to tell his tales.  Summer is over, his family is gone, and he's loving life.  He discusses his travels with females, performing at an elderly undulate lodge, and being a suburban hero.  Listen in and subscribe.  Patreon.com/domesticdon.  

The Don is back and in full summer swing.  He has a run in with a DMV security guard, questions weak handshakes, and wonders why kids rule the roost.  He's back on schedule and waiting for seasons to change.  Listen in and subscribe.  patreon.com/domesticdon 

The Don took the dog on a walk and came back with thoughts on graduations and other celebratory events, as well as discussed the hate for a certain kicker in the world, speeches in college, and how to end all protests.  He forgot a few things in the end but finished as he always does: on a high note.  Listen and subscribe.  patreon.com/domesticdon

The Don is back and has a lot of stories to tell. He had a run in with a homeless man this week, wondering if he made the right decision, as well as talks about the rise of people with two incomes not having children, and discusses whether adults should be allowed to go to theme parks.  He may be wrong about a lot of issues, but he might be right about all of these.  Listen in and subscribe: patreon.com/domesticdon

The Don has had a whale of a week and not in a good way.  His vehicle is a money pit, he got yelled at by construction workers, he both bombed and did well at a couple of comedy shows in Texas, and also witnessed parenting at its finest in the Lone Star state.  Breathe it in.  All of it.  And subscribe: https://www.patreon.com/domesticdon

The Don is back and tackling the issues of filing taxes, washing poultry with dish soap, and wondering how future children will fare in life.  He's optimistic about his upcoming trip to Texas, eating tacos, and enjoying the endeavors of his choices as a middle aged man.  As always, his positivity radiates into hearts and minds.  Subscribe.  #spotify #spotifypodcasts #itunes https://www.patreon.com/domesticdon

The Don is back at it by detailing his recent battle with a head cold, spending too much time debating the controversy on whether breast feeding should be documented or not, and the sad state of affair for fellow snorers.  He's a man of the people and for the people and won't stop fighting for what's fair.  Fair is fair.  Listen in and subscribe: https://www.patreon.com/domesticdon

The Don has had it with people not accepting free things in life, doesn't understand certain terms in kids' sports, and definitely doesn't get when you have to marry someone you've never seen before.  He talks too much about anatomical insecurities and playing on scorching hot structures, which are two things he knows a lot about.  As always, listen in and subscribe. https://www.patreon.com/domesticdon

The Don takes on the great state of California and rails on its attempts on fads and trends.  He also discusses his sadness for leaving Little Caesars behind, the fact that there are too many potholes in the world, and mentions a run in with a woman and a grocery cart.  As always, he's attempting to tackle the world's problems, one episode at a time.  Listen and subscribe. 

The Don is back to his old self and discusses abolishing holiday breaks, wonders why teachers ever complain, and thinks that some comedians are fine people.  He also goes into detail about a trip to Tahoe gone wrong.  The holidays are finally over and he's gearing up for the new year.  Enjoy. 

The Don provides details about going to San Francisco for a punk rock beer fest, discusses how things aren't what they used to be, comes to terms that he's no longer the same person, and doesn't understand why a Taco Bell closes at 8pm.  He misses when life used to seem simple because, let's face it, he's simple.  Listen in and subscribe. 

The Don talks about receiving a do-it-at-home cancer screening kit, being able to survive an impending apocalypse by eating marmots, and the struggle of finding friends in middle age.  He tries out some comedy bits to see if they work and soon finds that they probably never will.  But that's his process.  And not a good one.  Listen in and subscribe. 

It's the end of summer for the Don and his family is finally out of the house.  So he has time to talk about his upcoming birthday, wanting to get back to his youth, and his last hurrah camping trip in Tahoe.  He's trying to work things out and grow into his mid-forties.  It's all about growth.  Listen in.    

The Don opens up the curtains into his soul on this one.  It's not for the feint of heart.  He details gettings braces as a middle-aged man, having an awkward set of comedy at another open mic, and the lies girls in high school told him he'd become.  He's been living false promises most of his life.  Just ask his old collection of action figures.  Listen in and subscribe. patreon.com/domesticdon 

The Don has hit the stage running on an open mic night, wonders what other endeavor he can fail at in life, discusses a peeing statue and phallic-shaped waffles in Belgium, and wonders why white women want more color in their lives.  His dreams are coming true, as usual.  Listen in.  

The Don reminisces about drinking in his garage as a youth but then quickly moves into talking about the train ride from Munich to Prague, details the smell of pork in the air while striking out yet again, contemplates getting a Thai massage, and how Budweiser stole their identity.  This has nothing to do with the company's spokesperson as the Don is his own spokesman.  Listen up.  

The Don needs therapy but doesn't need to hear about it.  He takes his listeners through Munich this week, from a glockenspiel performance, to an angry grocery store clerk, to a Spam-inspired meatloaf at a brewery.  And much more asides, as usual. As always, ChatGPT wouldn't be able to provide you with this type of engagement.  Prost!

The Don has made his way out of Paris and is finally headed to Aix-en-Provence, a city he doesn't know anything about.  He tries to discover his family ties along his travels, meets an angry train employee, and catches a sickness somewhere along the way.  He's becoming International Don, but he's not doing it so well so far.  Join him on his tour.  

The Don recollects the time spent in Paris with his family.  He talks about the modern marvel of engineering, not enjoying museums, and the cost of beer in the City of Lights.  He stocks up on memories like he hordes bottles of booze for the morning after, so do yourself a favor and find a supply of your own to ride along with him.  

The Don is back from his three weeks in Europe with his family and has some stories to tell.  He couldn't get through his first two days in London without getting mad at gift shops, thinking Harry Potter is stupid, and trying to understand football fight songs at 3am.  And eating pasties in a train station.  Listen in to his Griswold-ian adventures.  

The Don describes what it's like to be on hold and have to go to the bathroom, grumbles about a tempermental fire alarm, Reef ads, and friendly/not friendly personality switches.  He was on a time restraint with this episode but he packed it all in.  Like his own fluid into a Funyun bag. Listen up. 

The Don gets critical on bad movies, urinal etiquette, and the challenges kids on Tik Tok face these days.  He's up in your face with this one, and details something bad that happened to his own face years ago. Listen in.  

The Don details the origin of his marriage proposal, the ills of Valentine's Day, a kid named Nathaniel in middle school locker room lore, and how his mental storage for the important things in life is depleting.  Listen in to see how he resolves these issues.  

The Don explores his tendency to get injured, planning for a very white trip out of his league, the reason why he can never get good haircuts, and how ugly people should always be nice, no matter what. Click and subscribe.

The Don tries to go live on YouTube and gets nothing from it.  But he still rails on neighbors who killed his childhood dog, the cult of sobriety and other scams, and how the porn industry can reflect on other careers.  Plus something about meth faces and good bodies.  Listen up or in.  It's a free world. 

The Don is back for the new year and tries to decipher medical emergencies, why people try to drive through rivers, and remembers a co-worker named Joy.  It's a wet and wild episode, will all the fixins'.  Enjoy.  

The Don had a rough time on a rugby road trip and beyond.  He yelled at friends, puked on a $170 blanket, and witnessed a near fight over a water bottle.  All of this was his fault.  Everything usually is.  Listen in to see how he learns to rectify himself.  

The Don's dreams of living abroad have died and he begins yet another stint in-country talking about pursuing new dreams, how to get out of voting in front of Trader Joe's, and the luxury of being able to roll down windows manually.  He might not be wealthy, but he's rich at heart.  

The end of summer has come for the Don.  He reviews the good, bad, and horrible over the past few months, plus details his woes with human resources workers, a run-in with woman with a dog, and the odd nature of buying gas.  It's hot, he's not, so enjoy.  

The Don is back and discusses his summer break so far, talks about American fashion, and the ins and outs of being a thrifty shopper.  He doesn't like the weather during this season but, as always, brings the heat with a new episode.  

The Don reflects on his time taking care of a Covid victim, understands the importance of a clean garage, and how suburban woes can spiral out of control.  He's keeping it together for his listeners because he shines with love and hope.  Enjoy.   

The Don discusses the ills of being a late bloomer in most things in life, how Joe Camel and a high school English teacher's beard influenced his decisions, and the fact that the government is trying to kill us.  Not all heroes wear capes.  And the Don doesn't even own a sports jacket.  Listen in.  

The Don takes us through his immigration process, his time spent with his daughter at a monster truck rally, and what he doesn't like about certain swimsuits.  He also made up a couple new holidays.  It's like festivus, without the pole.  Listen up.  

The Don takes you on a memory tour of 6th grade sex ed, analyzes the connection between opioids and Trader Joe's, and why Batman is so sad.  He continues to fight the good fight.  Listen up.  

The Don reflects on his daughter's first slumber party, goes into detail about the horror of chicken bakes, and thinks of what cartoon character he would he marry.  As always, he's trying to make things better for humanity.  

The Don takes a trip to the most magical place on Earth and find little to no magic, or happiness.  He rides It's a Small World and gets caught ogling a woman in line.  Plus he talks about possibly moving to Spain and bad Western movies.  Arriba.  

The Don has instigated a war on all things guru, talks about aging and Facebook challenges, tries to harness the expansiveness of his mind, and wonders what it's like to befriend an opossum.  As always, he enlightens all that he passes.  Enjoy.  

The Don has a doozie of an episode, where he talks about his high school days, getting looks from people at the gym, older women in the sauna, and crystals in dark places.  He sweats and cries for his listeners, as always.  Enjoy.  

The Don explores love and all its various levels.  He also talks about the past decades of parents, being nostalgic, and taking a dip in the Amazon.  Come along for a swim.  

The luxury of choice seems to be a big concern for the Don this week.  He also talks about the crypto crash, awful vegan people, and a Siberian grandmother's stew.  Plus he's wondering if he should change his name to get more play in life.  Give it a sit-down.  

The Don visits the dentist this week, talks about getting older, and complains about the cost of everything.  He's not anything if not consistent with his low standard of living.  Give it a listen.  

The Don wobbles and wavers on this one about nasal swab tests, volunteering, and winter breaks.  He's a little rusty after taking some time off but tackles all the important issues in life, as usual.  Join him on getting back to it.  

In this episode, the Don covers most of society's ills in one fell swoop.  Slut voices, weed festival goers, bad single children, and sauna conversations all have a moment in the sun.  But, as always, he hits hardest on his own demise.  Listen with your family around the hearth during this holiday season.  

The Don is back from his fall hiatus and talks about the nature of the existence, losing a pair of spectacles, and nearly getting in a fight with a semi-homeless bicyclist.  He's back and off and running.  Happy holidays.  

Along with the longer format of his podcast, the Don is putting out shorter snippets called Circumcised.  This episode is all about Walk-Out Solidarity and Activism gone wrong.  Enjoy.  

The Don takes his daughter on a trip to the desert and details all the ins and outs of camping with vault toilets and thunderstorms.  But that's not all.  He talks about 16 year-old teenage boy sleepovers, gender specific toy aisles being ousted, and a milking marine.  It's episode 80.  A milestone for a loser.