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Beef Curtain, beef curtain, where for art thou beef curtain???   Cooking meth in the trailer park,  stripping aluminum off our house and selling it for drug $$.  Carpet cruising and other fun things we used to do as drug addicts.  And the 1.9 Trillion Dollar "American Rescue Plan" and all of the wasteful spending you will not believe.  Season 2 Finale Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

It Happens... What Happens?? -Poop happens , and all over the floor apparently. Homeless sleeping bag sex - and what a nice suprise the guy found while doing it. Men having sex with men is apparently not gay anymore - says one of the gay'est article every written. Have you ever stuck your tongue so far up a girls ass that.... Guess your gonna have to listen to find out. And the government robbing us - pretty standard fair.Check out our Check out our MERCH at: https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shopBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.comFollow and like our facebook videos here: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

Looking for an Asian bride - can anyone help - we need the $$. "Be less White" - 10 bulletpoints by Robin Diangelo on how to be "less white" - ya know you need it :| . The muppets are offensive now - Dr. Seuss is cancelled - Math is racist and being punctual is a sign of white oppression. All this lunacy and more on this weeks show.Check out our Check out our MERCH at: https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shopBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.comFollow and like our facebook videos here: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

Governor poopsom is at it again. NASA is looking for pondscum up on mars - but we have plenty of liberals here. Two states - two different covid tactics - lets see how they fared. ObjectumSexuals - yep its a thing. Lady loves being treated like a dog and gets paid 6 figures for it. Christian OnlyFans star gets paid 200k a month for taking her clothes off. Young people dressing up as elderly people to get the vaccine shot - yikes. And much moreCheck out our MERCH at: https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shopBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.comFollow and like our facebook videos here: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

We spend the episode with shock collars on trying to electrocute ourselves out of swear words through behavioral conditioning. Needless to say - we fail.Check out our MERCH at: https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shopBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.comFollow and like our facebook videos here: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

Follow up on Wallstreet Bets. Daddy Elon ushering us into the future and making us rich one tweet at a time. MMmmmm Musky. Long Dong's and new-booties in prison. Terrible prison stories and youngster hazing's we'll surely burn in hell for. Dr. Fauci is at it again - should just put a bag over his head already. And Gavin Newsom needs only 100k more signatures to usher in a recall - so we can usher in some other POS. Also, bonus hustle ideas for the youngsters.Check out our MERCH at: https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shopBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.comFollow and like our facebook videos here: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

Walstreet Bets and the biggest short squeeze in history! Uniting the country one bankrupt hedge fund at a time. Robinhood App claims its for the people yet their covers were completely pulled. Power Corrupts but $$ corrupts absolutely. Google is Evil. AMC, GME, KOSS and other companies being frankestein'd by the Retail Investor. And Anal Swabs - you know we had to throw some butt stuff in. Check out our MERCH at: https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shopBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.comFollow and like our facebook videos here: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

Chuck Schumer has a massive erection and it's for Donald Trump - crazy. Unbelievable government waste - its your $$ and they want it now. Covering a shit sundae with a cherry and whip cream.... mmmm tasty AF . Phatboy's crazy prison stories - do not go to prison kidz. It'll ruin your humanity...and butthole - mainly humanity, but also your butthole. Blue steel -blue flag - Crip or die dont turn your back. Yep......Check out our MERCH at: https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shopBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.comFollow and like our facebook videos here: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

Vaginal Steaming... yep its a thing - Welcome to the Steamy Clam. The left proving hypocrisy is alive and well. Dumb assassination attempt - "come on man". Racing pigeons on death row. Stroking out after cunnilingus. Transgender male-to-females are stronger than biological females says an amazing new study - who knew... According to medieval prophecy London is set to fall. Some fun guy injected fungi - trippy story you wont wanna miss this episode!!! Death to Applebees!Check out our MERCH at: https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shopBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.comFollow and like our facebook videos here: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

Can we all just go back to 2020?!?! Some of our old criminal war stories and undertakings. Social Media platforms on full political/tyrannical mode. Censorship and the death of free Speech. 2 hours of a protest gone awry in the capitol equals a "riot" and "mob" according to the media - but months of burning down cities across America was a "peaceful protest". Craziness is already in full swing and 2021 is just getting started.Help us, Help you by helping us expand and deliver content. If you enjoy the show think about donating at the link:Donate To The Rotfl PodcastCheck out our MERCH at: https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shopBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.comFollow and like our facebook videos here: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate) Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

2021 is here and Covid is OVER yayyyyy!!! What the fuck is Bitcoin??? The Schroedinger equation and the collapse of the wave function - Did he really put a cat in a box???? The Dunning-Kruger effect - Dumb people who think their smart and you can find them all on Twitter! XMAS lights are a representation of systemic bias - WTF. Serial Burglar mistakenly snorts semen while robbing a house.... Lots of semen. We survived 2020 now the real test begins! Death to Applebees!Help us, Help you by helping us expand and deliver content. If you enjoy the show think about donating at the link:Donate To The Rotfl PodcastCheck out our MERCH at: https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shopBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.comFollow and like our facebook videos here: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate) Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

How far can an Anus Stretch??? Lets find out shall we. The real Covid "Relief" Package - we take a look at some of the exhibits that congress is trying to sneak in under the guise of "Relief" for Americans - Surprise, Surprise its not. Fallacious Story of an airplane having to make an emergency landing because of one womans stanky vag. Final Episode of 2020 #fuck2020 . And our hero of the week - A guy who is fighting back Newsoms' Draconian health ordinates. And our rant for people who take the time out of their lives to click Thumbs down and leave bad yelp reviews. Suck it. Death To ApplebeesHelp us, Help you by helping us expand and deliver content. If you enjoy the show think about donating at the link:Donate To The Rotfl PodcastCheck out our MERCH at: https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shopBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.comFollow and like our facebook videos here: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

Vigilante Mom hunts down cartel members one-by-one and does them in Liam Neeson style. WTF!! The great Saturn/Jupiter conversion (conjuction ??? lol). Bad policies of LA county and its disgusting elected officials. Health Code enforcers are cracking down FFS! Ivy League professor is claiming old people are "whiter" so do not need the corona virus vaccine before minorites - says we need to "level the playing field" a page right out of Mein Kampf. Elon Musk says gender pronouns are an "aesthetic nightmare" and cancel culture strikes again. Death To Applebees!Help us, Help you by helping us expand and deliver content. If you enjoy the show think about donating at the link:Donate To The Rotfl PodcastCheck out our MERCH at: https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shopBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.comFollow and like our facebook videos here: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

Chinese are invading from Canada WTF!!! A man who identifies as a deer gets shot after frolicking in the South Carolina Woods. Teachers Unions are now claiming its sexist, racist and homophobic to work. Santa Claus is a Card Carrying Nazi. The media finally decides to run the Biden Crime Family scandal but purposefully waited till all 50 states certified him. And The monoliths are back and continue to appear and disappear the world over... Aliens?? Death to Applebees.Help us, Help you by helping us expand and deliver content. If you enjoy the show think about donating at the link:Donate To The Rotfl PodcastCheck out our MERCH at: https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shopBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.comFollow and like our facebook videos here: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

Marrying Sex Dolls - Fraudulently Fornicating With Fraternal Twins - Duck Penises and why you should be scared. Bribing citizens with cold hard cash to get the vaccine (The Proposed $1500 Stimulus bill). California's Governor NewScums blatant disdain for the peasant class and the Law Enforcement agencies refusing to be the muscle for his draconian measures. And of course our hero of the week - Don't mess With Black Sabbath! And, as always, Death to applebees!Help us, Help you by helping us expand and deliver content. If you enjoy the show think about donating at the link:Donate To The Rotfl PodcastCheck out our MERCH at: https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shopBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.comFollow and like our facebook videos here: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

Black Friday Fraud. The Big Apartment Heist. Toothpaste has gone the way of Doritos. Magical alien monolith found in the Utah desert. Bicyclists and ISIS don't get along. Converting headhunters to christianity. And of course Death to AppleBees!!!Help us, Help you by helping us expand and deliver content. If you enjoy the show think about donating at the link:Donate To The Rotfl PodcastCheck out our MERCH at: https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shopBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.comFollow and like our facebook videos here: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

Flying Drones Into Cop Copters! Political Hypocrites - leading through bad examples! Gruesome Newsom partying it up in highfalutin French Fine dining while he mandates and dictates unintelligent guidelines for the peasant class. Lab owner falsifies drug tests and gets peoples kids taken away. An asteroid barely misses earth by 238 miles!! And other funny and upsetting new stories here at the ROTFL Podcast! Oh yah, Death Upon Thine Applebees!Help us, Help you by helping us expand and deliver content. If you enjoy the show think about donating at the link:Donate To The Rotfl PodcastCheck out our MERCH at: https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shopBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.comFollow and like our facebook videos here: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

Getting old one day at a time. Woke brigade is back and trying to cancel Baby Yoda and Target stores are fighting back. Governor Gruesome Newsom is overstepping his bounds and a judge bitch slapped him - legally. CNN analysts are worried about conservatives leaving the mainstream social media platforms en masse - wonder why lmfao. Taiwanese people eating babies perhaps??? All this and more.Help us, Help you by helping us expand and deliver content. If you enjoy the show think about donating at the link:Donate To The Rotfl PodcastCheck out our MERCH at: https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shopBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.comFollow and like our facebook videos here: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

Becoming "Super-Woke", "Tokenizing"/Ruining the Comic Book universe. Bad Burglars. Heroic Parrots. Taking your dead dog out for a midnight stroll. Calling out the Corona. And more amazing jaunts into they sociopathic mind. Death to ApplebeesHelp us, Help you by helping us expand and deliver content. If you enjoy the show think about donating at the link:Donate To The Rotfl PodcastBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.comFollow and Like are Facebook page at: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

Haloween Trick-or-Treat Tease. Karens hard at work. Balls out Beauty Pageants. Covid be damned. The smarter you are - the more likely you are to eat ass #ScientificStudies . Forcing monkey to gather your nuts in slave-labour conditions. Just another wild week. Death to Applesbees!Help us, Help you by helping us expand and deliver content. If you enjoy the show think about donating at the link:Donate To The Rotfl PodcastBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.comFollow and Like are Facebook page at: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

Shoving currency up your ass and getting caught. Whacking off in the middle of a conference call for all your co-workers to enjoy. Child actor gets busted strangling his ol' lady. Trump is the most against the grain - Punk rock president I've ever witnessed. And of course the elusive Takuache. An Amazing show this week. Love ya all. Death to Applebees!Help us, Help you by helping us expand and deliver content. If you enjoy the show think about donating at the link:Donate To The Rotfl PodcastBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.comFollow and Like are Facebook page at: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

Facebook Censorhsip - they think we are russian spies. GTFO! Giving dirty durkins to those who consent. Wax my balls or I'll sue your ass. Biggest meth bust in US history - where? In our stomping grounds of course. And all the other great high brow humour you can expect from the one and only ROTFL podcast. Death to applebees!Help us, Help you by helping us expand and deliver content. If you enjoy the show think about donating at the link:Donate To The Rotfl PodcastBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.comFollow and Like are Facebook page at: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!Support the show (https://www.rotflpodcast.com/donate)

Incarceration, heroin, abuse and other causes of Leaky Butthole Syndrome. Privileged revolutionaries taking a break from their mimosas and yacht club life to go fight the good fight. Profane Parrots. Yelp jumping on the bandwagon to appease the mob. 13 year old kid creates nuclear fusion in his living room and are twisted views of politics... Death to Applebees! Help us, Help you by helping us expand and deliver content. If you enjoy the show think about donating at the link: Donate To The Rotfl Podcast Become a member at www.rotflpodcast.com send funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.com Follow and Like are Facebook page at: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE @rotflpodcast instagram and twitter Its your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!

The Dichotomy of wearing a covid mask and doing squats and lunges all day. Why do we have to tip people that aren't really waiters? Why am I such a tightwad. Women have always had bigger balls than us. Facebook catfishing has grown to new lengths of ungodliness. I can't do the helicopter naked but I can do the drone. Booom! Uncultured and uncivilized. Death to applebees! Help us, Help you by helping us expand and deliver content. If you enjoy the show think about donating at the link: Donate To The Rotfl Podcast Become a member at www.rotflpodcast.com send funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.com Follow and Like are Facebook page at: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE @rotflpodcast instagram and twitter Its your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!

Opening back up after covid and gyms that lie. Fishing in the ocean is propaghanda. BBQ'ing sex offenders *past the Famous Daves BBQ Sauce plz*. Death by mushroom - and we aint talking about super mario. Hollywood hypocritically spreading lies - STFU. Fake BLM gofundme gets busted for misappropraiting funds. Now we wait for the real BLM to get busted for the same. Also other comedic ramblings of 2 ex-cons who are self-proclaimed funny men. Help us, Help you by helping us expand and deliver content. If you enjoy the show think about donating at the link: Donate To The Rotfl Podcast Become a member at www.rotflpodcast.com send funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.com Follow and Like are Facebook page at: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE @rotflpodcast instagram and twitter Its your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!

14 minute interview with the Alaskan Avenger- The Hammer of Justice - Jason Vukovich. With post commentary. Pythons that don't need males to lay eggs - WTF. Lady beats her dad after he repeatedly farts in her face. Goats living the real 'F The Police' Life. The real taiwanese Kite Runner. Nobel prize for the man who created the 'Frozen Poop Knife' :| And other nonsense. Love ya all and Death To Applebees! Become a member at www.rotflpodcast.com Become a patreon member to hear our uncut episodes and early episodes at: www.patreon.com/rotfl send funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.com follow us on our rotflpodcast facebook page @rotflpodcast instagram and twitter Its your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!

Why are people so rude in California? Why can't I buy condoms at the front desk in a Hotel? Lady leaves detectives Stumped in an terribly thought out insurance scam - Lets give her a hand. You think a woman scorned is bad - wait till you hear one mans scorn story - classic. Also - our Hero of the week "The Alaskan Avenger" wait to hear about this guy - he is a true vigilante. Also vegan and bikers have alot in common - who knew. Become a member at www.rotflpodcast.com Become a patreon member to hear our uncut episodes and early episodes at: www.patreon.com/rotfl send funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.com follow us on our rotflpodcast facebook page @rotflpodcast instagram and twitter Its your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!

We rant about the criminal lifestyle and how to not be a snowflake. Don't talk about it - be about it. The new Diet FAD - you will not believe this SHIT...literally. The modern day rocketman, watch out doood the FBI is looking for ya. Terrible geography joke fails and word associations. ANTIFA fail and our Hero of the week. Oh yah and Senate Bill 145 - normalizing pedophilia! #deathtoweiner. Oh yah Death To Applebees! Become a member at www.rotflpodcast.com Become a patreon member to hear our uncut episodes and early episodes at: www.patreon.com/rotfl send funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.com follow us on our rotflpodcast facebook page @rotflpodcast instagram and twitter Its your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!

20th episode baybeee! We are fucking clinically in the mode of chicanery here talking bout Facebook fact checkers - Zuckerburg is a pedophile and a communist - in our humble opinion. Get you're facts straights you foreskin nibblers. Motel 6 is shot the fudge out. Asteroids will be passing by tomorrow SEPTEMBER 1st 2020 also one day before the US election. Since its the end of the world you might as well melt your brain and enjoy the show. oh and seend us some $$ lmfao love ya. Death to Applebees. Become a member at www.rotflpodcast.com Become a patreon member to hear our uncut episodes and early episodes at: www.patreon.com/rotfl send funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.com follow us on our rotflpodcast facebook page @rotflpodcast instagram and twitter Its your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!

Forcing little kids into gender reassignment. What exactly is our snapping point? The world would be a horrible place if everybody was like us. Never meet, nor look into your heroes. Puke dresses up like a girl every halloween :| Be observant of your childrens social media interactions. The public health officials have lied to us blatantly. An asteroid missed us by 1800 miles - so quit being so serious we're all gonna die anyhow - enjoy your life ffs. Adult footie pajamas. Guy fakes his own death and fails. Genetically modified mosquitoes being release in florida as if they dont have enough problems. Death to Applebees! Become a member at www.rotflpodcast.com Become a patreon member to hear our uncut episodes and early episodes at: www.patreon.com/rotfl send funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.com follow us on our rotflpodcast facebook page @rotflpodcast instagram and twitter Its your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!

Pre - Infected nose swabs manufactured in China and assembled in California. China virus was not as powerful as the chinese intended so now they are infecting nose swabs with BUBONIC PLAGUE #BlackPlagueMatters. #SaveOurChildren trends on social media and live protests break out about the Elite Pedophile ring as we make a quick analysis of Pedophiles in government and in hollywood! Keep your children safe and Death to Applebees! Become a member at www.rotflpodcast.com Become a patreon member to hear our uncut episodes and early episodes at: www.patreon.com/rotfl send funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.com follow us on our rotflpodcast facebook page @rotflpodcast instagram and twitter Its your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!

COVID Testing kits behing manufactured by a company called ANTI_WESTERN biotechnology 225 from the bubonic plague outbreak in CHINA. Why are we taking covid testing kits from CHINA!?! We are currently getting these kits tested. 2 party system go ahead and fist em! Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts ABSOLUTELY crackhead! No more politics - ANIME FTW! Politics is giving me nightmares. A quick tease on the pedophile ring. Spiraling out of control. Death to APPLEBEES! Become a member at www.rotflpodcast.com Become a patreon member to hear our uncut episodes and early episodes at: www.patreon.com/rotfl send funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.com follow us on our rotflpodcast facebook page @rotflpodcast instagram and twitter Its your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!

Prostitutes are essential workers. Karens, Karens Karens everywhere but not a drop to drink. Karen identification system. Men if theyre accused of rape should just accept the charges and do prison time EVEN IF THEYRE INNOCENT lmfao! "War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength." We are living in Orwells 1984. Questionable political views and of course us dumb criminals talking a bout dumb criminals! Absolute toilet humour and the ideologies that line up with it. Become a member at www.rotflpodcast.com Become a patreon member to hear our uncut episodes and early episodes at: www.patreon.com/rotfl send funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.com follow us on our rotflpodcast facebook page @rotflpodcast instagram and twitter Its your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!

Absolute fucking Chaos! Politics schmolitics and other non-sensical ramblings. We are nothing more than a parody of ourselves - are you blind? Killa Puke and dog sex. The democrat party and their unbelieveably racist history, and legislation. (Boring AF) The Dumbest criminals of the week and saving your neighborhood cornman - The Hero of the week. We love the CORNMAN death to APPLEBEES! Become a member at www.rotflpodcast.com Become a patreon member to hear our uncut episodes and early episodes at: www.patreon.com/rotfl send funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.com follow us on our rotflpodcast facebook page @rotflpodcast instagram and twitter Its your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya ALL!!!

Worst Buy not bestbuy!! Change-your-underwear shortage. Love at first GTA crash. Dr. Puke is gonna get married on the show to a sex-kitten. Killa Puke fails twice at two bits! 2 ex cons trying to save the world one podcast at a time. Come join us for our journey to the center of nonsensical ramblings. We dont care if its delicious - Death To Applebees!!! Come join us today at www.rotflpodcast.com Send ur stories and ideas to us onour site or email us at: rotflpodcast@gmail.com Join our facebook group Rotfl Podcast

Real relationship advice from our hero Doctor Puke. Working your finger to the bonce for a bowl of rice a day. Fat homies and women being abusive towards their significan others. Fruit and goats infected with COVID-19!?! Gaining a massive following and then making our listeners drink the KOOL-AIDE. Just two ex-cons hashing the shit out and trying to save the world one podcast at a time. Death to Applebees! Sign up and become a member: www.rotflpodcast.com Check out the Youtube page: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7q5XkMzCAvx8lvT8vXym8w hit us up on our facebook page as The Rotfl Podcast Dont forget to Subscribe and like or we'll ask Joe Biden to hang out the women in your family!!

Damn Millennials and Their AssMasters! Clean and Clear Rears. ASMR and other disgusting noises we call a podcast. Robbing a place and leaving your kid behind for the employees to babysit. Teaching your dog to drive and other ways to commit a felony. Saving the world one podcast at a time. Oh yah... Death to Applebees! Sign up for our newsletter and become a member on our new website for free: www.rotflpodcast.com Contact us with show ideas at: rotflpodcast@gmail.com @rotflpodcast twitter and instagram

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The golden dawn of the 80's, then the 90's, y2k and the ushering in of the millenials. Millenials the progenitors of the end of the world. The master ruling class. Death to applebees hit is up Rotflpodcast@gmail.com Rotflpodcast at Instagram

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Introductory episode for ROTFL podcast. Highlights include my marriage proposal to Pukes sister, hacking my colon and turning into a suitcase to keep my personal belongings, day to day life in prison, heroin addicts. Death to Applebee's!! hit us up Rotflpodcast@gmail.com Rotflpodcast at Instagram