Roz & Mocha

From awkward party surprises to relationship dynamics and personal boundaries—this episode dives into real-life dilemmas you'll relate to. What do you do when a holiday party turns out to be a swingers event? How do you stop pampering your partner without starting a fight? Why do people insist on teaching you things you already know? And if you're “too nice,” how do you finally set boundaries?

We wrap the week with Roz trying red‑light therapy and a cold plunge (and instantly regretting both), plus Matty calls in to continue his long‑running feud with Mocha. Maurie attempts to join an exclusive “smart people only” social app, we get into wild viral stories, and the team reacts to everything from Marvin Gaye to NASA conspiracy clips. Maurie also chats with players from Team Canada's women's hockey team, and we hear from familiar Hollywood voices like Robert Picardo and others through the show's biggest entertainment moments of the week. 

From Golden Globes glamour with Jessi Cruickshank and Sarah Jessica Parker's big honor, to wild NHL rumors about Linus Ullmark, plus Kyle Lowry's emotional Toronto return. We're talking Tesla's big subscription switch, BTS announcing a world tour, and Zoe Saldaña becoming the highest-grossing actor ever. All that and more—catch up now!

This week on the Roz & Mocha Deep Dive: We're answering your wildest DMs! From Chloe's big introduction to the show and what it's like being the new voice in the mix, to listeners asking about childhood obsessions, fate, and even prom stories. Plus, we tackle hilarious hypotheticals like what superpower would make life easier, the most embarrassing songs on our phones, and whether Mocha has gone soft. It's raw, funny, and full of behind-the-scenes vibes you won't hear anywhere else.

Dream Daddy Roz makes a comeback! A longtime listener wants to revive the smooth, cool alter ego! Plus, we dive into Shem's signature scent, Maurie's honorary family status, beard-swapping chaos, and whether parts of the podcast are recorded live or after the show. It's a wild mix of fan favorites and behind-the-scenes fun you don't want to miss!

We kick things off with Roz's hilarious rant about Stranger Things and why Holly Wheeler drives him nuts, plus wild fan theories linking the show to Nightmare on Elm Street. Maurie celebrates his Nana turning 92 with some questionable wisdom, and Roz admits to lying to Katherine about the cost of his snow broom. Mocha and Maurie face off in “Textgate,” Amanda checks out Roz Weston Lane, and we hear from listeners like Maddie, who says the podcast helped her through a tough time. Plus, Jason Kidd's bizarre advice to NBA rookie Cooper Flagg, heated driveway dreams, and Roz sleeping on wet sheets without saying a word.

By popular request from Claudia, we're kicking things off with a throwback to Roz & Mocha's 2012 chat with the legendary Eric Braden! Plus, stick around for a special treat — we've remixed his call for an extra dose of fun. Don't miss this blast from the past!

This week on Roz & Mocha's FML Podcast, we dive into real listener dilemmas that hit close to home. From the pressure of keeping New Year's resolutions with your family, to questioning whether it's time to end a long-term relationship, and even the emotional rollercoaster of dropping your baby off at daycare for the first time—Roz and Mocha tackle it all with honesty, humor, and heart. If you've ever whispered “FML” under your breath, this episode is for you.

We celebrate a New Year's milestone with Vivian and Nelson Omeziri, proud parents of baby Olana Alora—born exactly at midnight—sharing how it felt to welcome 2026's first baby. Plus, Mocha's fury over the team's missing Christmas onesies, Maurie's naughty‑or‑nice street hits, Ric Flair's hilariously off‑the‑rails Cameo, Roz's turn‑signal embarrassment, Gabby's long‑standing contest grudge, a kid's anthem against the “6‑7” meme, and Pinta's Callaloo soup question for Roz.

From Russell Brand throwing shade at Katy Perry's romance with Justin Trudeau to John Cena reflecting on his emotional farewell in the ring, we've got all the drama and big reveals. Timothée Chalamet explains his Met Gala absence, while Trump sparks controversy with a Hunger Games-style proposal. Plus, Travis Kelce's future in football, Gary Busey's bizarre Christmas gift, and the Critics Choice Awards' viral snack plate moment. We dive into blockbuster wins like Avatar 3 crossing $1 billion, shocking lawsuits over McDonald's McRib, and wild theories about a secret Stranger Things finale. 

What are your goals for 2026? What really factors into how much you tip—aside from service, should the subtotal matter? Who on the show would you call first in an emergency, and which one could flirt their way out of a ticket? Plus, do you all keep the same sleep schedule during holidays, or does vacation mode kick in?

This week on the Roz and Mocha Retro Podcast, it's all about the bathroom! We revisit 2014 for some unforgettable moments: a shocking story of a snake found in a toilet, a hilarious look at bad bathroom habits at work as we hit the streets to talk to people leaving the restroom, and Roz shares the wild tale of the time he shared a bathroom with Cuba Gooding Jr.

This is The Roz & Mocha's Fans' Choice Countdown, celebrating the biggest, funniest, weirdest, most dramatic & most awkward moments of 2025 on the Roz & Mocha Show! 

We're looking back at some of the most powerful and memorable Fix My Life moments from the year. Real stories, real struggles, and the incredible advice Roz & Mocha shared to help listeners through life's toughest challenges. Don't miss this special episode filled with wisdom and heart. 

We're looking back at some of the most incredible, jaw-dropping Helluva Stories from the past year! From epic life-changing moments to unbelievable experiences, these standout stories will leave you speechless. Don't miss this special holiday episode of Roz & Mocha! 

By Request: We're throwing it back to 2013 when Roz, Mocha, and Maurie modeled male panties from the brand HOMME MYSTÈRE (yes, that's the real name!). This iconic moment had the guys stepping way out of their comfort zones—and into silky, lacy territory. Relive the laughs, the awkwardness, and the unforgettable fashion choices in this Retro Pod classic!

Let's look back at some of the most unforgettable vented moments of the year! From hilarious rants to epic frustrations, these standout vents will have you laughing, nodding, and saying “same!” Don't miss this special episode of Roz & Mocha's Holiday Best Of!

We're looking back at the wildest headlines of 2025! From Justin Trudeau stepping down as Prime Minister to Jennifer Lopez keeping her $5.6 million engagement ring after splitting from Ben Affleck, this year was packed with drama. We cover California's devastating wildfires and the shocking arrest tied to them, Drake suing his own label over Kendrick Lamar's diss track, and Justin Baldoni's feud with Ryan Reynolds. Plus, Kim Kardashian's “Ten Kimmandments” MasterClass, astronauts stuck in space for nine months, Katy Perry's trip to space, and even soap infused with Sydney Sweeney's bathwater. All that and more in this can't-miss year-in-review episode!

A full festive Roz & Mocha Show podcast! Full of games, guests & so much more! Merry Christmas from all of us! 

Is soup something you eat or drink? What's the worst movie you've ever seen that made you laugh the whole way through? Plus, we dig into first email addresses that will make you cringe, the truth behind the guys' friendship dynamic, and whether folding a fitted sheet solo is even possible. It's honest, hilarious, and totally relatable.

Get ready to laugh as we look back at the most unforgettable Damnits Christmas moments from over the years! From the chaos of putting up the tree to the legendary holiday butt wreath and so much more, this episode is packed with festive fun, family shenanigans, and classic Damnits holiday traditions. Relive the joy, the mishaps, and the hilarious moments that make Christmas with the Damnits truly iconic!

Roz reveals the shocking number of Zoom tabs he has open (spoiler: it's wild). Plus, Roz is already stressed about Christmas 2026, Shem's family brutally decides who's naughty or nice, and we revisit Patti LaBelle's legendary holiday performance fail. Maurie chats with the cast of the new SpongeBob movie and James Cameron about the latest Avatar adventure. We also talk worst ways to wake up, and share a heartwarming story about a woman who married the officer who once searched for her. All that and more in this packed episode!

We're throwing it back to some of the wildest moments in Roz & Mocha history. From celebrating Butt Kick Day in 2017, to the hilarious belly button challenge in 2015, and yes… Roz once opened up about getting a butt massage (you read that right!) in 2017. It's all the laughs, all the awkwardness, and all the retro fun you love.

Struggling to plan a holiday party that respects everyone's beliefs? Feeling frustrated because your friends won't stop talking about your mom? Worried about an ex who keeps showing up at your workplace? And what do you do when you're forced to buy a Christmas gift for someone you don't even like? These real-life dilemmas bring drama, laughs, and advice you didn't know you needed.

Roz is officially in holiday mode and giving only 70%, while Mocha insists he crank it back up to 100%. Plus, Shem's family hilariously roasts his hairline at a wedding. We also talk toys from our childhood, wrap gifts with the Damnits, and don't miss a cozy Bedtime with the Damnits story about Hanukkah pajamas, and Maurie's chat with Kevin O'Leary about his new movie Marty Supreme. All that and more in this festive, fun-packed episode!

Rob Reiner and his wife tragically killed in an alleged attack by their son, who now faces murder charges and possibly the death penalty. Taylor Swift opens up about the terrifying terrorist threat during her Eras Tour in her new Disney+ docuseries. Plus, Mariah Carey breaks a Billboard Hot 100 record, FIFA slashes World Cup ticket prices after backlash, and Merriam-Webster's word of the year is officially “slop.” We've also got updates on the Chiefs missing the playoffs, the Oscars shortlists, and a creepy new UFO movie trailer from Steven Spielberg.

Who really holds the power on the show? What's the deal with advance screeners—do the guys share them with family? Plus, who would win in a swimming contest? Later, we tackle fun hypotheticals like taking $2 million upfront versus $1 that doubles every day, and whether Roz would ever cook Guyanese food for Mocha and Shem's families again. And don't miss the hilarious debate over Mocha's new nickname, “Tall Frap.”

What generation does Mocha think he belongs to—Millennial, Gen Z, or Gen Alpha? Maurie's always broke (seriously, where does his money go?), and we dive into his wild schemes for free stuff and side hustles. Plus, has Mocha been binging Hallmark Christmas movies this year? We share favorites and the most over-the-top holiday movie plots. Then, it's a round of hilarious “Would You Rather”: built-in pockets or built-in Heeleys? Ever been caught regifting? And the ultimate debate—do you say POP or SODA, and what's your go-to flavour?

Roz vents about his hatred for socks and gets suspicious when Mocha compliments his denim shirt. Mocha plays a hilarious montage of Gen-Z failing to recognize rapper Nelly, and the guys debate who would win in an epic skate race. Plus, we dive into the most mispronounced words of 2025, Mocha's vending machine fail, and Miley Cyrus reveals her bizarre paper phobia, Roz shares his obsession with an Italian-American podcast, and Mocha calls his mom for her birthday. There's also a wild Helluva Story about a Sunshine Girl photo found in an abandoned house, 50 Cent teasing more Diddy doc drama, Will Smith's cameo in the Bel-Air finale, and John Cena's final match hype!

Celebrating the 12th anniversary of 2013 with some unforgettable moments! We revisit the year's top karaoke songs—most of which still hold up today—ask the ultimate question: “What's the greatest thing in the world to you right now?” and dive into a surprisingly passionate debate about what makes good lips. A fun throwback packed with nostalgia and laughs!

A confusing crush leaves someone wondering if mixed signals mean love or just games. Another story dives into the emotional toll of caring for an aging parent with dementia during the holidays. There's also a candid confession about a gaming addiction straining a marriage, and a hilarious dilemma involving a 4-year-old who absolutely hates the show.

The guys recap their epic Escape Room challenge for SickKids, raising an incredible $60,000 while Maurie and Shem entertained fans with hilarious livestream moments. Roz shares his obsession with ballerina toes after seeing The Nutcracker, and Mocha plays Tyra Banks' new Christmas track that nobody asked for. Plus, what does a seal sneeze sound like? Spoiler: it's not what you think. Maurie hits the mall to ask how people shop for folks they don't even like, Roz reacts to Katy Perry's unexpected romance with Justin Trudeau, and Busta Rhymes claps back at being mistaken for Tracy Morgan. AND—Maurie sits down with Landman star Michelle Randolph to talk oil, Billy Bob Thornton's cat memes, and her scream skills for Scream 7!

Netflix wins a massive bidding war for Warner Bros. Discovery, shaking up Hollywood in a way that could change streaming forever. We break down the Golden Globe nominations, the surprises, and the snubs everyone's talking about. Plus, Lionel Messi helps Inter Miami clinch their first-ever MLS Cup title, Shirley Manson flips out over beach balls at a Garbage concert, and Wayne Gretzky goes viral for hilariously mispronouncing country names during the World Cup draw. From celebrity drama to sports history and even Pantone's bizarre new “Color of the Year,” it's all here in one jam-packed episode.

We debate what we'd write down before losing our memory, why Mocha might never join the Tall Man Club, and how many seagulls in your house is too many. Plus, listeners ask who's best dressed, what everyone's Mr. Universe talent would be, and which book titles fit the team perfectly. We even tackle celebrity look-alikes, Roz taking shots at Shem, and whether anyone would ever consider being a swinger. It's unfiltered, unpredictable, and absolutely hilarious!

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, we're answering your wildest questions! What's something you think is totally overpriced but you still buy every single time? Did Roz ever get in trouble at ET Canada for not liking certain shows or actors? Plus, the great holiday debate: Incandescent vs. LED Christmas lights—what's your pick? We'll also talk public washroom etiquette (do you judge someone who skips the soap?), and for a laugh, would you rather fart like a trumpet or burp like a mooing cow? Finally, we wrap things up with the ultimate cozy question: What's your favorite Christmas scent?

Roz is fired up that no one noticed his fresh haircut, Maurie calls Alaskans living in weeks of darkness, and the team dives into the five most Googled relationship questions. Plus, Mocha admits his candy obsession, Jag tops Spotify Wrapped with 149,000 minutes of listening, and we hear wild stories from VIP club nights to a nurse framing her late husband's tattoo. Add in interviews with the cast of Canada Shore and George Springer, and this episode is packed with laughs, surprises, and unforgettable moments!

This week on the Roz and Mocha Retro Podcast, it's all about studies! We're throwing it back to 2014 when a study revealed that straight athletes sometimes spoon with teammates (and Roz admits he's definitely not an athlete). Then, in 2018, we dive into a study about smiles—apparently, some smiles are so unsettling they can actually cause distress! Plus, another 2018 study shows just how many people were deleting Facebook at the time.

Feeling stuck being seen only as “the mom,” coping with heartbreaking family drama after a loss, and wrestling with the dream of another child when your partner says “never again.” These raw, real-life dilemmas remind us that life's toughest questions rarely have easy answers.

Mocha oversleeps after a “late night” hockey run with Cruze, Roz finds his New York twin who hates neighbors, and we hear a wild story about sharing a flight with Martha Stewart. Plus, Roz dives into the best artist documentary he's ever seen, Mocha's mom gifts Maurie (again!), and the crew chats with Cat & Nat about their upcoming Toronto show. From kids debating the origins of 911 to Justin Bieber helping a stranded artist, this episode is full of fun, chaos, and great conversations you don't want to miss!

From Macy's Thanksgiving Parade highlights to the National Dog Show winner, we cover the biggest stories making headlines. Toronto faces its first Christmas without Hudson's Bay holiday windows, while Diddy spends Thanksgiving behind bars with a very humble meal. Plus, Eminem shocks fans with a surprise NFL halftime cameo, Martha Stewart becomes the new face of American Eagle, and “Zootopia 2” roars into theaters with a historic opening weekend. We also dive into Oxford's Word of the Year, Dolly Parton's viral advice, and Rolling Stone's top movies of 2025.

Sea or mountains? Which bizarre food combo would you dare to try? We dig into personality traits we'd erase, the chaos of raising stubborn dogs, and what we'd rename ourselves if given the chance. Plus, surprising truths about aging and a hilarious breakdown of Shem's “perfect mix” personality. Quick questions, real answers, and plenty of laughs.

This week on Ask Roz & Mocha, we tackle some seriously fun and awkward questions! Who really deserves the front seat—your mom or your boyfriend/girlfriend? If your entire life had to be one color, which would you choose? We also dive into the little things that instantly make you mad (door knobs, anyone?), and the ultimate cringe question: would you rather walk in on your parents or have them walk in on you? Plus, we share our favorite Christmas movies to get you in the holiday spirit. Don't miss this hilarious and honest episode!