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Sofia Franklyn returns with a brand new podcast.

Sloot Media


    • Sep 22, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    95: The Devil Wears Forever 21

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2022 62:37


    Cause everything's designer, her jeans is Helmut Langgg Brace yourselves Sloots and Slootettes, Sofia is a lone soldier this week. Yes, you read that correctly - we are having some MUCH needed alone time. Since Sofia hasn't ridden solo in awhile, there is A LOT to catch up on. Starting with New York Fashion week of course! This year Sofia lost her NYFW virginity and if you think it was anything other than chaotic…well maybe you're a first time listener so we'll give you a pass - but IYKYK. Aside from nearly causing catastrophe and fatalities at a high profile event, Sofia has also recently learned what credit is! Yes, she may technically be a 1%-er but she's still Fofia at heart. Even if that means feuding with an AMEX customer service rep. Life's about balance right? Finally, Sofia tells a HORRIFYING tale regarding a recent sexscapade and the ever-changing dynamics with our parents, where she surveys the Sloots to find out where we all lie on the spectrum. Per usual, there's a lot going on around these parts so pour a glass of wine, take a shot, and listen up. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Dipsea: http://www.dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ Upside: Download the FREE Upside app and use promo code SOFIAF or more cash back on your first purchase of 10$ or more To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    94: For The Girls ft. Becca Moore

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 52:59


    Today Sofia is joined by ultimate girls girl and woman of the people, Becca Moore! Besides her viral loyalty tests and openly discussing things that men DON'T deserve (i.e furniture), Becca tells Sofia how she grew from small town Ohio girl, to Jonathan Cheban aka Food God's archnemisis , to all the girls favorite new ‘influencer' - don't worry, we hate that word too. Sofia and Becca also discuss their dark days of Facetune, and the reality of editing photos (so stop lying about it!). Finally, the girls opened up about the reality of abusive relationships and how easy it can be to fall into a bad situation. Sloots, we are ALWAYS for the girls so gather round the campfire and tune in!  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    93: Tics and Tiktoks ft. Baylen Dupree

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2022 60:22


    Sloots, today we welcome the legendary and absolutely beautiful Baylen Dupree! Baylen is a TikTok SUPERSTAR amassing nearly 7 million followers where she documents her life as a normal 20 year old girl while raising awareness for Tourettes syndrome. Known for her loving personality and hilarious commentary about figuring out life as a young adult, Baylen has captured the hearts of EVERYONE - from your favorite celebrity, to probably even your postman. In today's episode, Sofia and Baylen dive into discussing what it's truly like to live with Tourette's syndrome, the misconceptions surrounding it, and dealing with the utterly ignorant people that exist in the world around us. Of course, it wouldn't be Sofia if we didn't get into the juicy stuff, so Baylen tells us ALL about the infamous Hunter and why we should ALWAYS recognize the red flags and put ourselves first - no matter how cute or charming he is (especially if you found him on Hinge). Baylen is the true definition of what it means to be a Sloot: empowering, raw, and living life to the fullest degree without giving a single shit about what anyone has to say about it… PS: Fuck You Hunter! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Leave them Broadway girls alone…

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 38:53


    Isn't that what he said? ANYWAY, welcome back to Sofia with an F! This week Sofia is joined by influencer and serial dater, Paige Lorenze! Today Paige sits down with Sofia giving her the inside scoop on what it's REALLY like to date superstars, and how to perfect the catch and release of bagging them. From dating a country superstar, to juicy details about dating Bachelorette heart throb, Tyler Cameron. The two also discuss what it means to be a “girls girl” and the importance of remaining true to yourself regardless of public opinion. Finally, Sofia gives Paige some advice as to who her next celebrity catch should be and even helps her send a DM live on air. That's what friends are for right? Sloots, it's tea time.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Dipsea: http://www.dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    91: MilfHunting ft. Yung Gravy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2022 57:25


    DAMN GRAVY U SO VICIOUSSSS You know the rest. Today Sofia is joined by the one and only Yung Gravy! The rapper and MILF-matician himself graces the Sloot airwaves to discuss challenging topics, starting with the differentiation between the Gluck Gluck 3000 and 9000 (he came in with pressing questions for Sofia, obviously). Because of his love for MILF's, Sofia surprises Gravy (and the Sloots) with a FaceTime from the woman of his dreams…Kendra Lust! Kendra is then put on the spot with the life or death decision of who she'd rather sleep with, Sofia or Gravy. Finally, Gravy lets us in on his love life, the dynamics of being a rappers “lady friend” and the latest on his recent TikTok beef and fling with Sherri Nicole, Addison Rae's mom. This duo is EXACTLY what you would imagine Sloots, chaotic mixed with extreme sexual tension. Stay tuned for where Sofia's *ride* on the Gravy Train takes her next. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Vegamour: http://www.vegamour.com/SOFIA and use code SOFIA to save 20% Away: http://www.awaytravel.com/SOFIA to start your 100-day trial  Cerebral: http://www.cerebral.com/SOFIA for 65% off your first month Upside: Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code SOFIAF to get $5 or more cash back on your first purchase of 10$ or more To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    90: The Adventures of Robinhoe ft. Bunnie Xo

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2022 66:23


    TW: Child abuse, domestic violence, sexual assault, suicidal ideation Taking over Nashville one honky tonk at a time! Sofia is joined by none other than podcast host, boss-ass-bitch, hoe AND rapper-wife, Bunnie XO! Together Sofia and Bunnie join forces for a conversation that has absolutely NO bounds. Bunnie takes us all the way back to her roots in Las Vegas, fully breaking down the hoe hierarchy and the realities of sex work that are usually left untold. Next, the two have an extremely candid conversation about traumatic childhoods, mental health, and finding the light in your darkest hours (PS: you only get 48 of them). Sloots, there's nothing else to say but get ready for one of the rawest and real episodes yet. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Favor: http://www.heyfavor.com/SOFIA to get your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    89: Cleat Chasing Class ft. Jay Cutler

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2022 38:14


    She got a few athletes on speed dial.... Today we are diving into uncharted territory - move over Erin Andrews, welcome Sofia Franklyn! Today we are joined by former NFL quarterback, Jay Cutler. Sloots, if you're like Sofia and know nothing about sports, you may recognize Jay from E! TV show, Very Cavallari. Recording from Nashville, Tennessee, Sofia gets the full story of Jay Cutler and his life before, during, and after the NFL - including the reality BEHIND filming a reality TV show…anddd of course some tips for the Sloots about how they too can bag a professional athlete of their own. Sofia then invites Jay to join her for his first ever SOS (Save Our Sloots) session where he was brutally honest. Finally, Jay opens up about his divorce from Kristen Cavallari, shutting down rumors and explaining the breakup from his perspective.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    88: Slootline Bling

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2022 59:58


    Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me! Seriously though, we gave you guys the number. This week we opened the floodgates and invited you, the Sloots, to call Sofia for an interactive SOS (Save Our Sloots) session! In todays episode Sofia meets not only her new sister-in-law, but her doppelgänger as well. Things actually became SO personal that Sofia decided to call back one of the Sloots live on air. Which, we are so sorry your peaceful day was disturbed by an abrupt call from the Sloot Media offices, but we just had to get to the bottom of some things. From getting ear-fucked, to an open conversation about substance use and being neurodivergent, about every topic possible was touched on this week. A Mother Sloot even called to chat while her Baby Sloot was in the car! The Sloot's are truly a DIVERSE crowd and this episode definitely proves it. And for that, we love you all and thank you for calling. Listen close, you may just hear your own voice! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Dipsea: http://www.dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Away: http://www.awaytravel.com/SOFIA Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    87: Post-Hookup Etiquette

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2022 53:09


    BROKE BOYS DON'T DESERVE NO PUSSY….*i know that's right!* FINALLY back from her Italian rendezvous, Sofia is flying solo this week. Though she did bring a new Sloot Media member along with her. Welcome Celeste, Sofia's new Birkin! Today Sofia gives us a FULL rundown of her 30th birthday extravaganza including (of course) an argument she and Mr. Mans got into while on said trip. Next, we release a PSA that MUST be heard far and wide: BROKE MEN SHOULD NOT BE DATING. Yes, you read that right. Stop clutching your pearls because you, me, and his overdrawn Chase account all know it's the truth. Sofia discusses the utter misery that comes with dating a broke man and why instead of dating, he should focus on getting out of that financial situation. Finally, we have a Sloot University inspired by something that recently struck a nerve with Sofia while out on a date: Post Hookup Etiquette. From how you should react when your mans old fling approaches him while you're out, to how you should react when you run into a former booty call (spoiler: you don't react). There is LOTS of valuable information in this episode so listen up Sloots. I mean - take it from the girl who just got a Birkin. Like the City Girls once said, “where the bag at?!” Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Favor: http://www.heyfavor.com/SOFIA to get your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control  Vegamour: http://www.vegamour.com/SOFIA and use code SOFIA to save 20% Ora Organic: Get 30% off your first subscription when you text SOFIA to 64-000 Dave: Download Dave from the App Store today and get up to $500 instantly To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    86: Mr. Independent ft. John

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2022 62:10


    We all have some codependency issues right….? Or is that just a Sofia thing?  This week Sofia is joined by the one and only, the man we all know and love - John Azemar! Today the two meet up for a quick little catch up beginning with Sofia's mom's recent ayahuasca trip that she may or may not have found off of an Instagram ad. We're not sure. Next, John tells us about his impending surgery from a stingray incident that happened a few years ago - and for some reason John being stung by a stingray is zero percent shocking. Finally, we have a very confronting Sloot University where John takes the professor role today, and Sofia is the sloodent. John wastes NO time digging into Sofia's avoidant tendencies and codependency struggles - and probably says some things we ALL have been wanting to say to her. Not that it's gonna matter anyway because as you're listening to this Sofia is on a romantic getaway in Italy so per usual, in one ear and out the other!  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Dipsea: http://www.dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    85: Hoe v. Wade ft. Stella Barey

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2022 64:39


    This is a public cervix announcement...abort the Supreme Court!   Welcome home Sloots! Today Sofia is joined by super Sloot and fan favorite Stella Barey! Sofia and Stella start things off hot and steamy with Stella explaining how she became the most recent addition to the Chainsmokers! Kidding, but also not really. Next, Stella REALLY lets us into her personal life by explaining how she has fallen into a lifestyle of polyamory and how she may or may not be in love with two men at the same damn time. Something we've all dealt with right? The duo also dives deep into the reality of being in a relationship with someone suffering from various mental illnesses, how that can impact your future together, and the real conversations that you need to have with yourself and each other when considering procreation. Stella then gets extremely vulnerable and lets us in on her experience with abortion. The girls have a very open and honest discussion about maternal instinct, abortion rights, and what the future looks like for each of them. We are living in a very trying time Sloots, and need to stick together no matter what - and just know we ALWAYS have your back. If you or anyone you know needs assistance with abortion funds or services go to: https://prochoice.org/     Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    84: Sloots Before Suits

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2022 52:38


    If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends! Not literally though…like seriously, please don't. Welcome back Sloots! Today we get to enjoy some quality 1 on 1 time with Sofia! Coming off of a shockingly not too chaotic 4th of July weekend, Sofia is filling us in on ALL the latest and greatest in her life - including her most recent UTI! Happens to the best of us though. In today's deep dive into Sofia's brain, we're talking about a few things. The first being social media and why we still take it so seriously. Sofia elaborates on how she has had a change of heart, instead of NEVER posting her boyfriend on social media, she's just going to post absolutely EVERYTHING. Truly unhinged behavior! Drunk one night stand from the night before? Post. Bodega guy who gave her a free sandwich because he thought she was homeless? Post. We're also ditching finstas this year too. Watch that girl's story with your real account! What's she gonna do? Fight you? Don't worry, we got your back. Next we have a Sloot University that A LOT of you need to take notes on: Friendship vs Relationship dynamics. Does your boyfriend absolutely hate your friends because he “accidentally” overheard them make a joke about one of your ex-flings? Ditch him. Have you not seen your girlfriends in 6 months because you're locked in a cage with your boyfriend and haven't seen the light of day since before you knew him? DEFINITELY ditch him, because your friends are definitely about to ditch you. It's about finding BALANCE Sloots. Finally, Sofia puts on her IT uniform and tells us her feelings on technology's latest development: Snapchat Plus. Are we still using Snapchat or is it only for the guys who have still never left their hometowns and send unsolicited dick pics on it? Let us know Sloots, we're happy to be back for some much needed catching up. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Favor: http://www.heyfavor.com/SOFIA to get your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control  Away: http://www.awaytravel.com/SOFIA Dave: Download Dave from the App Store today to help a future you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    83: Don't Be A Drag, Just Be A Queen ft. Izzy Uncut

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 56:43


    Gentlemen, start your engines! And may the best…woman…win Sloots, it has been an amazing month celebrating the LGBTQIA+ community, and here on Sofia with an F we're ending it with a BANG…or a split, rather? Today Sofia is joined by the queen herself, Izzy Uncut! Okay, now say it slow...Izzy…Uncut. Get it? Anyway - today is a VERY special episode with one of New York City's FINEST drag queens. Today Izzy will be taking Sofia through ALL things DRAG! From the do's and don'ts of attending a drag show, drags origins in ballroom culture, to how to truly BEAT your face like the queens, and EVERYTHING in between. We also learn all about Izzy's life and how she ended up as one of NYC's most booked and busy queens. Aside from teaching Sofia how to make her boobs 4x bigger and giving her setting spray recommendations, the duo also unpacks some very pressing topics. Today Izzy joined Sloot University as our adjunct professor to further educate about gender and sexuality, and the misconceptions regarding those things in not only the drag world, but the entire world. Together Izzy and Sofia speak on some VERY important issues regarding acceptance and allyship. Yes, We're definitely looking at you Texas. Our new favorite chaotic couple is jumping (literally) into SO much today that there's a very good chance Sofia may be taking up a new profession - which btw, it's important to note: drag is for EVERYONE. Visibility and acceptance is all we tolerate here at Sloot University, now get ready to lip-sync for your LIFE Sloots! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ Watch full episodes at https://youtube.com/c/SofiaFranklyn0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    82: Boy, You Just My Sneaky Link

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2022 40:49


    I'm already sneaky, we can't both be on some sneaky shit! We're keeping it short, sweet, and straight to the point this week - just like when you pull out your vibrator for a quick sesh. This week Sofia is solo dolo talking about ALL the important things in the world. Like the new iPhone update where you will now be able to unsend AND edit iMessages. All my shady Sloots stand up! It's our time to shine! All my wholesome Sloots, I hope your partner is as wholesome as you because the dark days are HERE. Clearly Apple just lives for the drama because there are MANY other useful things they could've included in this update, but they chose violence instead. Speaking of unsending messages, Sofia gives her stance on guys who unsend DM's on Instagram after they've been curved. GUYS: stand your ground! You never know when the relationship she's in might end and she'll be returning your message only a few months later! Finally, we have a very Slooty (but necessary) Sloot University today: HOW TO MANAGE A SNEAKY LINK. Sofia is giving the FULL guidebook on how to manage your sneaky links expectations, hours of operation, social media rules, and so much more. If only Cassie and Nate could've followed these guidelines, maybe they wouldn't be public enemy number one! Sloots, we're all for health and wellness around here, but sometimes we just have to get into the nitty gritty. It's all about balance.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    81: The Roast Of Sofia Franklyn ft. My Team

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2022 62:01


    It's a full house this week Sloots! Today Sofia is joined by Sloot Media members Alex and Kiana! It's rare to have this much of the band in one place (and in a stable mindset), so it was only right to do an honorary episode. This week we are getting a VERY inside look at the inner workings of Sloot Media. From how Sofia and Kiana's secret love affair began (thanks to our very own Milfhunter/Ghostwriter), to how the Sloot team came to be, and some VERY honest opinions from Alex and Kiana about their boss - some of which takes her breath away live on air (and not necessarily in a good way). Aside from bursting Sofia's bubble, the girls also take time to give their (maybe controversial) opinions on the Amber Heard and Johnny Depp trial. Finally, for our most philosophical Sloot University yet, these three geniuses discuss how to TRULY live a happy life - even if that means being living in complete delusions of grandeur. Hey, we do what we gotta do to survive right? If you ever wanted to know what goes on behind closed doors at the Sloot offices, look no further and DEFINITELY brace yourselves.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ Favor: http://www.heyfavor.com/SOFIA to get your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Welcome to Deux U by DeuxMoi

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 1:40


     If you love the juicy stories you get right here from Sofia, check out Deux U for the juiciest celeb stories of the week.  Deux U is a weekly podcast from the anonymous creator of the pop culture and entertainment news Instagram account @deuxmoi. On every episode, “Deux" - along with insiders and expert guests - shares exclusive details on the hottest celeb stories that haven't been revealed on Instagram. Thank you both - let me know if you have any questions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    80: The Groupie Guidebook ft. Aliza

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2022 54:09


    She said Ye can we get married at the malllll? He said no, but he WILL be your New Years kiss. Well maybe not you, but definitely Aliza's. Today Sofia is joined by internet sensation Aliza who gained overnight fame from her infamous No Jumper interview in 2021. Yes, THAT interview - you know the one. Aliza joined Sofia in New York City to give us ALL the tea on our favorite rappers and athletes. With both Kanye West AND Drake having her number blocked, you can only IMAGINE what else Aliza is about to spill…like that time Trey Songz peed on her. With Sofia enamored (jealous) by Aliza's reality show-esque lifestyle, not only are we told never-before-heard stories, but we were also graced with a special guidebook on how you too can make some memories that you DEFINITELY won't want your kids to know about. This weeks Sloot University Aliza puts her Slooty school girl outfit on and gives us the lowdown on everything you need to know. From how to get flown out, which cities are best for meeting up with celebrities, ways to ensure your safety, and even some of Aliza's own personal horror stories so that you can learn from them. Finally, Aliza tells us about her life-threatening experience with a botched BBL surgery and gives a special PSA about cosmetic surgery to all the Sloots. If you thought Sofia is the girl you should be weary about bringing home to your parents, we may have found a Sloot to one up her.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Dipsea: http://www.dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Away: http://www.awaytravel.com/SOFIA Sunday Scaries: http://www.sundayscaries.com promo code SOFIA for 25% off Pepper: http://www.wearpepper.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    79: Sloots And The City ft. Fabby

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2022 67:07


    Reunited once again, Sofia is joined by her bestie for the restie FABBY F BABY! It's been a while since Fabby has graced the Sloot airwaves so there is TONS to catch up on, especially being that Fabby is now living in New York City! How lucky is the Big Apple to be infiltrated by Utah's finest? Today Fabby takes us on her latest journey from Las Vegas to NYC filling us in on ALL the trials and tribulations occurring along the way - including a story about an unhinged roommate and secret nanny cams… In more important news, the girls come to the conclusion that New York City MAY be the best place to find your future husband (while also unpacking Sofia's peeping tom fetish…which is only a tad concerning). Of course we can't talk about the glory of living in the best city in the world without discussing the harsh realities that come with it. With a second recession well underway Sofia and Fabby unpack some not-so-ideal childhood memories that actually helped shape them financially, followed by tips for the Sloots to help prepare for this rough time ahead of us. Since it IS 2022, we can't talk about finances without also talking about the bane of our existence: CRYPTO. Sloots, we know you pretend to care about it when that cute guy is babbling on and on, AT LEAST listen to our very own Fabby's tragic crypto experience. NFT, Bitcoin, Bathing Ape, ETH, - we don't fucking get it either. Finally, Sofia tells Fabby about a slightly creepy instagram page that your boyfriend more than likely already knows about, and one you NEED to know about. Yeah, there's more that can be put in this description but I'm pretty sure you don't wanna read anymore, just tune the fuck in Sloots. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Cerebral: http://www.cerebral.com/SOFIA for 65% off your first month FitOn: Join over 10 million people getting their FitOn. Work out for free anytime, anywhere. Text SOFIA to 64-000 to join FitOn for free Freshly: http://www.freshly.com/SOFIA  AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code PODCAST to save 20% on AZO vaginal health products OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    78: Are You Being Pocketed?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2022 61:40


    SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME… Seriously. How proud is your partner to be with you? Are you their dirty little secret (shout out All American Rejects) or do they scream your name from the rooftops? Sloots, today Sofia is helping you figure out whether or not you are being POCKETED. You probably already know the answer to this, but sometimes you need someone to lay it all out for you - and that's what Sloot University is for. Heading into this holiday weekend Sofia is doing A LOT. In light of her going on yet another tropical vacation (because her life is so hard), she vents about her gripes with the OVERLY organized community, specifically the ones on TikTok. You know the ones who are fully packed 3 days in advance for their trip with every moment of their itinerary planned out before they even arrive at the airport? Those people. Naturally, because she's making fun of a group of people, it's only right she made fun of herself. Sofia decided to find some of the best negative reviews about herself and read them for you all to enjoy. Staying humble is key! Finally, Sofia gives us the lowdown on EVERYTHING that went down during the recent Nelk Boys prank featuring Sofia (and the Sloot Media team). If you haven't seen it yet, RUN don't walk to Youtube. It's some real wedding crasher shit people. Sloots, sit back and relax - because there's nothing more relaxing than listening to someone whose life is more of a train wreck than yours.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Merit: http://www.meritbeauty.com/SOFIA to get their free reusable makeup bag with your purchase SkinSolutions.MD: https://sofia.skinsolutions.md for a discounted price FitOn: Join over 10 million people getting their FitOn. Work out for free anytime, anywhere. Text SOFIA to 64-000 to join FitOn for free AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code PODCAST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    77: We Broke Up

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2022 55:58


    I wish nothing but the best...for youuuuuuu *in Sofia's best Adele voice* Today is the big day Sloots. Well, every Thursday is a big day for us, but this one is MAJOR. Today Sofia is coming clean. We're getting the FULL breakdown of Sofia's break up. We know this has been a hot topic for quite some time now, surrounded by a lot of speculation - but you're FINALLY about to hear it from the horse's mouth...excuse me, Sloots mouth. Aside from the big news and juicy details you all have been dying for, Sofia also has a RIDICULOUS story about encountering ANOTHER ex in a way that would only happen to her...No seriously, if this situation didn't prove that we're living in a simulation, we don't know what will. Elon Musk, knock it the fuck off. Sofia also tells us about how she flew in Mother Sloot (because what else are you supposed to do when you're going through a breakup?), and not only did her mom come immediately - but also proceeded to kick her while she was down....Lola, you're a real one for that because sometimes you just NEED to hear it. Finally, Sofia tells us why in gods name was she dressed up as a stripper in front of "Rudy Giuliani". Whew, that was a mouthful and what a life Sofia lives...good thing we get to listen for pure entertainment! Listen with open arms, ears, and mouths Sloots - this one is a doozy.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Dipsea: http://www.dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ Osea: http://www.oseamalibu.com use promo code SOFIA for 10% off Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    76: I Am Well ft. Mari Llewellyn

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 66:55


    Before getting into today's AMAZING guest, Sofia gives a VERY important PSA regarding the potential overturning of Roe V. Wade. To be a Sloot is to be ENTIRELY about female empowerment, so you KNOW Sofia had some words to say about this public health crisis…and you ABSOLUTELY should too! Today Sofia is joined by entrepreneur and health and wellness GURU Mari Llewellen! In this episode Mari brings us into her world by explaining her journey starting from the VERY beginning to present day. Mari explains to Sofia step by step not only what it took to lose 100lbs SAFELY, but how she's maintained her new lifestyle throughout life's ups and downs. Mari then gets EXTREMELY vulnerable explaining what made her change her entire life around while also providing health and fitness tips for the Sloots. Together Sofia and Mari also unpack the stigma's around mental health, more specifically with Mari educating us about her experience with Borderline Personality Disorder. Though this episode does not include a story about Sofia getting arrested or swinging from the Empire State Building, these two ladies are covering some REAL shit that sometimes we just need to hear. So come on Sloots: 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get those sit ups righttt in…at your own pace of course! You got this. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    75: We're Hiring ft. Ali Azemar

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2022 59:38


    Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with That will be the sign you read as you enter the colony that Sofia and her friends are raising their kids on. No father in sight? No problem! Kidding (kind of). This week Sofia is joined by long time friend Ali Azemar! Together the two unpack the RIDICULOUS societal pressures surrounding women turning the big 3-0. What ever happened to thirty, flirty, and thriving? With Ali just turning the corner and Sofia's birthday coming up in July, the girls express both their concerns and excitement about this new era they're entering. From dealing with men who think you want to get married off the bat, to the idea of freezing your eggs sooner than later - the girls cover it ALL. But don't fret! There are WAY more positives than negatives (like actually having money in your 30's!) Next, Ali takes us on her unconventional journey that led her to where she is today as a product developer for a men and women's healthcare company. She gives us ALL the tips and tricks to help us not only secure an interview, but land the job too! …And she may have told us some horror stories of what NOT to do as well. Finally, Ali exposes Sofia's self proclaimed “worst trait about herself”. Sofia says these claims are blasphemous but we know by now to take her opinion with a grain of salt, right?  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  The Pill Club: http://heyfavor.com/SOFIA to get your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control  Dipsea: http://www.dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    74: Fellatio Like A Pro

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 66:20


    If giving head was a college she'd be summa cum laude! SLOOTS, she's back. Reporting from Sofia's FAVORITE place on earth, Los Angeles! Before we get into the good stuff, Sofia breaks down and gives her VERY unsolicited opinion on Coachella and more importantly, Revolve Festival (aka Fyre Festival 2.0) - this opinion MAY be slightly biased considering Sofia was NOT invited…but that's besides the point! Next (in typical Sofia fashion) she spends time COMPLETELY contradicting herself by telling us about her new found morning meditation routine. Don't worry, she hasn't COMPLETELY changed on us nor is she saying her life is that of a stable person, it's just not falling apart entirely anymore (thanks to these tips). Lastly, we cover one of our (least) FAVORITE past times: the art of blowjobs. No, we're not re-teaching the Gluck Gluck. That's old news. Tune in to hear why pleasing your partner is not only imperative for your relationship, but good for the mind, throat, body, and soul. Open wide Sloots! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA  Osea: http://www.oseamalibue.com and use code SOFIA to get 10% off your first order Away Travel: http://www.awaytravel.com/SOFIA for your 100 day trial Flex: http://www.flexfits.com/SOFIA  Cerebral: http://www.cerebral.com/SOFIA for 65% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    73: Do You Love Them Or The Idea Of Them?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2022 68:30


    Second chances they don't ever matter people never change! UNLESS you're Jlo and Ben Affleck that is. ATTN SLOOTS: PLEASE do not take this as a sign to back to your trifling, good-for-nothing ex. BUT on the off chance that they don't fall directly in the “piece of shit” category, Sofia has some choice words for you this week. But wait! Not only Sofia, we are FINALLY joined by our OG producer Alex Franco! Yes, everyone's FAVORITE e-girl is BACK! Together the two catch up on each other's lives discussing Sofia's most recent vaginal crisis (STD free though!) and much like Jenny from the Block, Alex's rekindled flame with her ex. Since love (or some other odor) seems to be in the air, Sofia felt it was appropriate to dive into the PAINFUL discussion of THEM vs. THE IDEA of them in today's Sloot University. I know it hurts Sloots, but it needs to be discussed. We know you envision a life of romance and 401K's with Brad, but you need to open your eyes to your current reality, which is someone who punches walls when he gets “mad” and crusty sheets and cum towels that haven't been washed since you last did it for him 3 months ago. Sometimes it's better to rip the bandaid off now. But you know what they say, if you love something, set them free. If it comes back it's yours - even if it's 18 years and three husbands later!  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA  Merit: http://www.meritbeauty.com/SOFIA to get their free reusable makeup bag with your purchase Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ Skin Solutions: https://sofia.skinsolutions.md/ for special discounted price Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    72: Free Bitcoin ft. John

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2022 56:51


    “It's not my fault he's like in love with me or something!” - John to Sofia after he made out with her boyfriend YES SLOOTS…Our king is BACK. 53 episodes later John Like the Bible has returned from war…and by war we mean the one he recently conquered with “Lisa”, Bitcoin, and the metaverse. More on that later. This week Sofia brings us up to date on ALL things John including his ~thriving~ love life, career, AND skateboarding skills. Promise it's FAR more interesting than it sounds. The duo also dives into some interesting topics such as the “gay best friend” controversy, AND a fun game of “What Kind of Gay Are You?” (PS: If you're a Lana gay we are JUDGING you - kidding…kinda). Finally, instead of Raya, John has a NEW dating app (website?) for us that is by far the WILDEST shit we have ever stumbled across. Just know going forward: no Macy's bathroom is safe.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Dipsea: http://www.dipsea.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Freshly: http://www.freshly.com/SOFIA  Dadgrass: http://www.dadgrass.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    71: Self Acceptance > Self Help

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2022 54:29


    Get in Sloots, we're self-accepting Sloots, we are FINALLY getting Sofia to ourselves again this week. So you know what that means: clear your schedule for your weekly dose of debauchery and shenanigans.  In the past 7 days, Sofia has managed to embarrass herself in front of the ENTIRE West Village impersonating Neil Armstrong AND was (almost) forcefully removed from her apartment building. Some may call it trouble in paradise, we just call it another day in the office. More importantly, for today's Sloot University we talk about a VERY necessary concept: FUCK SELF-HELP. Yes, you read that right. Throw out the books, unfollow that matcha-drinking, journaling girl on Tik-Tok, and PLEASE do not blow your paycheck at Sephora in the name of “retail therapy”. It's NOT worth it. The real “self-improvement” begins when you SELF-ACCEPT, not when you throw out all your club clothes in place of the Lululemon BBL jacket. Think about it Sloots, actually don't think - listen to this episode. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    70: Train Your Brain to Orgasm FAST ft. Stella Barey

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 54:06


    WE JUST WANNA DO CRAZY SHIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS Drum roll please…Our favorite Sloot-by-association has returned for a SURPRISE back-to-back episode! Sofia is joined by Stella Barey aka The Anal Princess yet again for an even WILDER episode than last. This week Sofia asks Stella for all ALL of the dirty details regarding well…EVERYTHING your dirty mind can think of. When we say this week is DIRTY, it's a fucking understatement. Prepare to have your mind blown with the different tips, tricks, and kinks you probably haven't even heard of yet…and TBH, some you may never want to hear again after this episode. Gynecologist and daddy daughter kinks, golden showers, and even scat play (don't look it up) - Sloots, we cover it ALL. Together the girls also discuss their relationships with their parents and their jobs since they MAY be considered “less than admirable” by society, AND how you can learn how to orgasm EIGHT times in a row (good luck walking afterwards though). Finally, Stella leaves us with a story about an exclusive topless LA hotel where she left with multiple orgasms, AND gummy bears up her asshole. If we never had to give you a parental advisory before, this is the episode that needs it. Put your headphones in because you may be kicked out if they hear this.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Bloom Nu: http://www.bloomnu.com/SOFIA for 15% off your purchase today! Green Chef: http://www.greenchef.com/SOFIA130 Fit On: Text SOFIA to 64-000 to join FitOn for FREE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    69: The Anal Princess ft. Stella Barey

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2022 57:43


    I think I just fell in love with a porn star…turn the camera on, she a born star! SLOOTS, gather around, we have a VERY special guest this week! Today Sofia is joined by Stella Barely aka The Anal Princess. Stella is a top 0.01% creator on Only Fans, a VIRAL sensation on Tik Tok, and a TRUE Sloot. Together the ladies cover A LOT of questionable but expected topics such as: narcissistic fathers, fucking men from homeless shelters, LA's members only sex parties, and the realization of how many true geniuses work in the porn industry. Next, Stella lets us in on her upbringing by telling us about her history at NYU and UCLA, and about the time her dad bribed her with an unlimited AMEX card so she wouldn't tell her mom he was cheating. Of course, we get to the good stuff as well. Like her namesake, Stella tells us about her FIRST anal experience and also gives us tips on how we can accept back door deliveries MUCH easier. Lastly, Sofia and Stella discuss making at home videos and how the hottest nude is the one we probably hate the most…raw and uncut. That goes for dicks we prefer too. Get comfy Sloots, there's A LOT to take in here - and you never know, you may be hearing from The Anal Princess again VERY soon.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Merit: http://www.meritbeauty.com/SOFIA to get their free reusable makeup bag with your purchase Dipsea: http://www.dipsea.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Flex: http://www.flexfits.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    68.5: To Live and Love Bomb (in NYC)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2022 47:22


    CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADEEE OF YES! You heard it right! Sofia is BACK in the city so nice they named it twice…NEW YORK…NEW YORKKK *Frank Sinatra voice* This is a BIG deal…because well, IFYKYK. She barely made it there - but if she can make it there, she can make it anywhere, right? Okay we're done with corny references, just had to get it out the system. This episode is an EXCITING one. Tune in to hear Sofia take you along her first few days back in New York City. Listen as she takes you through her luxurious new building, and the not-so-luxurious maggots she brought with her (a very traumatic experience for all parties involved). Next, Sofia lets us in on some ground breaking technological advances that literally EVERYONE else in the world knew about besides her. And in true Sofia fashion, the way she learned about this technology was NOTHING short of chaotic. You know how at 3 AM you think back to that REALLY embarrassing thing you did in 2012 and want to die? This is definitely gonna be one of those for Sofia. Finally, we have a not-so-appropriate Sloot University lesson on one of TikTok's favorite buzzwords: LOVE BOMBING. We know the signs, we know how this is gonna end…but can we have some fun? Like is it THAT bad to be told that you're someone's sun moon and stars only 36 hours after meeting them? Probably…but let's use it to our advantage Sloots.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA  Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! Ro Derm: http://www.roderm.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    68: So Long, Farewell ft. The Fam

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2022 60:31


    For a final farewell episode from the Utah home base, Sofia is joined by the people who know her best…Mother and Brother Sloot! Shockingly, all parties were able to make it through this recording with MINIMAL tears shed. Though this episode had every intention of being sentimental, leave it to Sofia's family to make it fucking CHAOTIC. Together, Drapers Finest discusses Lola's newfound mental clarity (thanks to a witch doctor?), Sofia's fugitive status and how it's actively ruining her life, and the MANY times Lola's children have nearly sent her into cardiac arrest. We also felt it would be a good exercise for Sofia's family to go through the men she's dated and give their HONEST opinion…and to answer what you're already thinking: YES, we talk about him too. SO much is covered in this episode like Lola's nudes and Lucas' take on modern maternity wear? A lot is going on, so gather round Sloots, we're having a family dinner tonight.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Bloom Nu: http://www.bloomnu.com/SOFIA for 15% off your purchase today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    67: Sext Me When You Get Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2022 68:39


    It isn't sex…it's the next best thing! Sleep-fucking, scamming, and sexting oh my! We cover A LOT this week, so buckle tf up Sloots. This week Sofia had A LOT to say…per usual. Have you ever woken up next to a male creature before and felt *something* poking you ever so slightly in the bum? Us too…well Sofia had a revelation about that this week which may make you hate your significant other. Sorry. Next, we discuss the man, the myth, the legend, Simon Leviev aka THE TINDER SWINDLER (PS…PLEASE check your DM's sir, we are ready and willing). Sofia discusses her opinion on the swindler and the swindled and that one time she paid a guys phone bill (extremely embarrassing please respect our privacy at this time. Finally, we have a very necessary Sloot University on one of America's favorite past times…SEXTING! We give you the ins and outs, ways to spice up the most bland sext, AND if you're as lazy as Sofia, a generated sext-bot that can come up with some spicy things for you on the spot. If you're listening to this with virgin ears around you, turn this shit UP because it's time for them to learn a thang or two (if they're above 18 of course!) Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Dipsea: http://www.dipsea.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Dadgrass: http://www.dadgrass.com/SOFIA for 20% off your first order Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    66: Know The Signs

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2022 62:47


    Runaway fast as youuuu can…seriously Welcome back Slooties! Not to be a hater of love and all things happy, but this week we focus on some of the perks of Valentine's Day ENDING. Don't lie, you know you're happy that shit is over too. Next, Sofia unpacks the wild world that is Keeping up with the Kardashians…and Kanye West. We unpack it from a micro level and discuss how dangerous the behavior we're seeing truly is. Which leads us gracefully into this week's Sloot University which hones in on the MANY various types of abuse, and how it's not always what you see in the movies. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sloots - just because he says it, it doesn't mean he really loves you. We learn behaviors to watch out for and how to really look certain things in the eye, no matter how much it hurts.  TW: Domestic violence and abusive behavior National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-7233 Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Native Deodorant: http://www.nativedeo.com/SOFIA or use promo code SOFIA at checkout and get 20% off your first order Bloom Nu: http://www.bloomnu.com/SOFIA for 15% off your purchase today! Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    65: Sofia With No Job ft. The Morning Toast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2022 62:28


    This just in: being canceled is the new blue checkmark! Home is where the heart is, and that's why Sofia is FINALLY coming at you live from her home base AKA Lola's house in Utah. Well, for half of the episode at least. Today Sofia is joined by podcasting royalty, Claudia Oshrey of The Morning Toast. Cheers to that! Get? Anyway, together, the two talk about some hard-hitting issues in the world…like how chaotic this season of RHOSLC has been. Get ready for a deep psychoanalysis of ALL of the housewives (when in reality Sofia should probably be doing this on herself). Next, the two shamefully discuss the times they were both canceled, how your embarrassing moment on social media WILL pass, and Claudia's stint on Say Yes To The Dress. The two also give top tier advice on the reality of being an influencer and content creator, and trust…not all that glitters is gold Sloots. I know, sounds superficial but it's real. Of course, even though we have a special guest, Sofia needed to talk about herself. She takes us along her NYC trip that she just returned from and explains how it turned into a 3-week bender filled with fireball, Pete Davidson, and a “girl” named Molly. It really never ends with Sofia, but that's why you're all still here right? Talk soon Sloots! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA  The Flex Company: http://www.flexfits.com/SOFIA  Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    64: Friends With An F

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2022 36:39


    F is for friends who do stuff together U is for U and Me… Welcome back Slootiez. This week we're keepin' it short and sweet in preparation for doomsday next week…aka Valentines Day. ANYWAYS - we cover the most important news of the 21st century this week aka Rihanna being pregnant. While we are SO happy for our kween, we're already manifesting ways to figure out how we can come back in our next lives as her second child. We also go into a serious but necessary Sloot University regarding friendship. Not just friendship by itself, but being a friend when it's HARD to be a friend. Everyone speaks so openly about mental illness, but how much do you really show up for your friends who are suffering from it? Today we're learning how to show up for others while still saving time for ourselves. If there's one thing about Sloots is that we stick TOGETHER, even when the going gets tough.  National Suicide Hotline: 800-273-8255 Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Dipsea: http://dipsea.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    63: Call Her Sir ft. Stiff Socks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2022 59:22


    Alexa, play “Yes Sir” by Chief Keef  Today Sofia is joined by some ILLUSTRIOUS guests: Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein of the Stiff Socks podcast! Much like the raunchy title of their show, things are about to get REALLY dirty around here. Together, the three dive into the many different aspects of a relationship including (but not limited to): finishing inside a girl, dirty talk, and anal play. You know, the important stuff. We also discovered that the new go-to name in bed is “Sir”…Daddy is DEAD. The trio also unpacks the many financial dilemmas that arise within relationships such as splitting the dinner bill, rent, and when you should and shouldn't Venmo your partner (spoiler alert ladies: NEVER). Aside from a spicy conversation with our incredible guests, Sofia also recaps her most recent trip to LA, teasing an unsuspecting collaboration in the works and her soon-to-be RHOSLC cameo…needless to say, stay tuned Sloots.   Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    62: Sofia's Declassified 20s Survival Guide

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2022 78:44


    There are 3 things that are for certain in this life: death, taxes, and being force-fed information about MGK and Megan Fox. We're happy to have you back Sloots. We have A LOT to fill you in on. In case you haven't heard, Sofia is now TikTok's newest star! Shout out to the NY Post for making this possible. This week Sofia dissects her latest media debacle and how this podcast will soon come to an end due to her newfound fame. Once she snapped back into reality, Sofia then covers the most blood-sucking news of the week…Megan Fox and MGK's engagement. At this point, we (unfortunately) know more about their relationship than we do ourselves. After devising her plan to sneak into their Twilight-themed wedding, Sofia moves on to the most important period of the week: SLOOT UNIVERSITY. This week, Professor Sloot embraces her motherly role and brings us in with a warm embrace. Whether you're just entering or exiting your twenties, Sofia's Declassified Survival Guide will help you get through them (or at the very least let you know you're not the ONLY shit show around here). From student loans to job hunting, and outgrowing friends - Sofia has it ALL covered. Pencils and paper out Sloots, we know you needed this one.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Native Deodorant: http://www.nativedeo.com/SOFIA or use promo code SOFIA at checkout and get 20% off your first order Zola: http://www.Zola.com and use promo code SAVE50 for 50-percent off your save the dates Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    61: Your Anxiety Is Lying To You

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 59:24


    I never fucked Wayne I never fucked Drake…yet Welcome home Slooty Pebbles! It's a new week and Sofia is BACK from Miami and more specifically, straight out of a stripper's asshole! No, seriously. This week we dive into A LOT of topics. First, Sofia gives us a rundown of her trip and tells a special story about how a Sloot spotted her out and about and felt it was appropriate to attempt to embarrass her in front of her friends. Next, we dive into the hottest (literally) story of the week regarding an Instagram model, Drake, a condom, and condiment. Something out of the four doesn't belong! We dive into the topic of “trapping” and how no matter how rich he is…it's pretty much NEVER worth it. Finally, In this weeks Sloot University we cover a very important topic: anxiety. Sofia unpacks the many different forms of anxiety, the harsh yet humorous reality about her struggles, and how much therapy honestly fucking sucks. But we support it! 2022 has started off HOT (Frank's Red Hot specifically) and we are back to our regularly scheduled program! Love you Sloots Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Postmates: Use code SOFIA20 to get $20 off your first order of $30 or more. Just download the Postmates app Dipsea: http://dipsea.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/ click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in SOFIA to get a 60-day free trial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    60: Fingering, A Lost Art

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2022 67:05


    HAPPY NEW YEAR SLOOTS!  Well honestly…New Years are a little overrated so you will NOT be getting any “New Year New Me” BS here. This week Sofia gets real about the pressure that surrounds going into a new year and how it is OKAY to not wake up on January 1st ready to change your entire life. So don't worry, you're not alone. There is one thing we're doing a little different in the new year…and that is empowering all the short kings! Seriously this is NOT a joke. If Zendaya can do it, so can you! Sloots, we are leaving the no-good, bad credit having, broken down car 6'2 losers in the past, and finding someone who treats you right, EVEN IF he's 5'9. Get over it. Finally, we have a Sloot University seminar that really brings us back to our roots: The Lost Art of Fingering. When was the last time you had a really good finger sesh? Don't worry, we'll wait…exactly. It's almost as if once sex came into the picture, fingering was left in the 9th grade. It's okay though because we are bringing it BACK. Stretch those fingers and wrists out, they're gonna need it.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: FitOn: Join over 10 million people getting their FitOn. Work out for free anytime, anywhere. Text SOFIA to sixty-four thousand to join FitOn for free Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    59: How The In-Laws Stole Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 61:37


    It's beginning to look a lot like Slootmas After some much needed TLC, Sofia is BACK from Hawaii and ready to celebrate Slootmas with her favorite people…THE SLOOTS! Today Sofia dives into the painfully stressful topic of in-laws, specifically for those that are lucky enough to have to spend the holidays with them! I know Sloots, it's REALLY exhausting pretending that your boyfriend's mom's cooking is good and having to make fake conversation for three days but YOU GOT THIS. Mainly because Sofia is here to endure the pain with you. Listen along as you learn all the quick tips and tricks to survive the holiday break with your S/O's wonderful family. In other more important news, the Kardashian kids are on Tik Tok! Naturally, Sofia had a ton to say about this - specifically Mason Disick, who is currently Sloot Media's favorite star-child. Lastly, we cover aux cord etiquette, including all the do's and dont's of being the DJ of your friend group - an honor you TRULY don't wanna mess up.  Happy Holidays Sloots, without you guys none of this would be possible. Be kind to yourselves and those around you this holiday season. Don't forget to take care of yourselves. You deserve it. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Glamnetic: http://glamnectic.com/SOFIA and enter promo code SOFIA at checkout for 30% off! Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! Calm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off a premium subscription Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    58: Brother Sloot ft. Lucas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2021 57:35


    Coming at you live from…well, the house they live in together! Sofia is joined by her brother, our very own, Lucas Franklyn! Who very recently turned 18 so watch out ladies! Together the two dive DEEP into their family dynamics which seem to be nothing short of a Meet The Fockers movie. Lucas then takes us into the Gen Z world of dating, Snapchat, and how he lied to his parents about losing his virginity…but not in the way you think. Finally, we hear QUITE the story about how a certain Sloot made her way to Lucas' Snapchat and it didn't go exactly how she planned. He gives some good insight on how one of you Sloot's can become the lucky girl though. There's no better way to kick off the holidays than with your little brother right? Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Zola: http://Zola.com/SOFIA and use promo code SAVE50 for fifty percent off your save the dates Bean Box : http://beanbox.com/SOFIA15 for 15% off purchases $40 or more  Hello Fresh: http://hellofresh.com/SOFIA14 and use code SOFIA14 for up to 14 free meals AND 3 free gifts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    57: A Slootmas Gift Guide

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2021 73:40


    Santa baby, I want a yacht, and really...that's not a lot Do you guys smell that? It's the smell of spilled spiked egg nog because you decided to go through your boyfriend's phone when you guys were supposed to be watching Charlie Brown's Christmas Special! Yes...it's the holidays Sloots. And per usual, with the holidays comes a whole lot of fuckery. Gift giving, more importantly: gift receiving, being forced to go to your Aunt Shirley's house who you hate - all wholesome activities that'll really put you in the holiday spirit, right? Luckily, Sofia is here to coach you every step of the way this holiday season with a VERY in-depth gift guide suitable for ALL budgets. In this episode, you'll find out who deserves a gift, who doesn't, and how much you should (or shouldn't) spend. Aside from helping you figure out which Old Navy cardigan you should get your boyfriend, Sofia then unpacks the overlooked beauty that is being talked through an orgasm. It's a real art form that you NEED to implement into your sex life. And if you don't have an active sex life, we have a Tik Tok for you that will give the same effect to you and your womanizer toy. Lastly, we have a special appearance from Sofia's younger brother Lucas, and there's also a prank call live on air? Clearly, things are a little unhinged around here, but it's the season of giving so who cares! Eggnog shots anyone? PSA: NEW HOLIDAY MERCH AVAILABLE NOW. RECEIVE 10% BY SUBSCRIBING TO TEXTS ONSOFIAFRANKLYN.COM Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Glamnetic: http://glamnectic.com/SOFIA and enter promo code SOFIA at checkout for 30% off! ShipStation : http://shipstation.com promo click on the microphone at the top and enter promo code SOFIA for a 60 day free trial and 2 months free shipping Calm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off a premium subscription Talkspace: http://talkspace.com promo code  SOFIA for $100 off Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    56: Save Our Sloots

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 44:12


    Let's play 21 questions?  This is a special episode Sloots! There has been an INFLUX of advice needed from you guys so Sofia wanted to take some time to really help you guys out. Even though she needs all the help she can get, but that is NOT the point. What's the phrase? “Do as I say, not as I do” - pretty sure Shakespeare said that. Anyway, before saving our Sloots, Sofia gives a little update about the current state of her life, and Alex gives a little update about the current state of her vagina. All imperative information as we prepare for Turkey day. A lot of vital advice was given in today's episode so open up your ears hearts and whatever other orifice you may possess and listen up! PSA: NEW HOLIDAY MERCH DROP ON BLACK FRIDAY, 11/26/21 and 25% OFF ALL PREVIOUSLY RELEASED ITEMS!! HAPPY SHOPPING SLOOTS! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Dipsea: http://dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days FREE access  Manscaped : http://manscaped.com/SOFIA for 20% off and free shipping! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    55: So I F*cked Up My Last Interview. Let's talk.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 51:53


    TW: Eating disorder thoughts and behaviors FINALLY back in Utah, Sofia gets real this week. LA took a lot out of the Sloot Media team, but we're back and thriving. For some exciting news, Sofia squirted for the first time in 5 years! A coveted feat that we should all aspire to reach. Next, we get REAL about eating habits, disorders, and some shit that just really needs to be discussed. Life is real, let's take care of each other Sloots, this is a safe space for ALL. Let's talk about it, even if it's uncomfortable.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Dipsea: http://dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days FREE access  MVMT : http://MVMT.com/SOFIA for FREE SHIPPING and FREE RETURNS Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery  Glamnetic: http://glamnectic.com/SOFIA and enter promo code SOFIA at checkout for 30% off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    54: Potential Breakup Song

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 54:27


    Breakup with your girlfriend, I'm bored And so are you, so it's time. There is NOTHING worse than that grey area of KNOWING your relationship has ran its course, but being too much of a pussy to end it so you end up staying WAY too long…and it ultimately ends in disaster. No judgement though Sloots, because we've all been there before. That's why this week Sofia is encouraging you and telling you exactly how to rip the bandaid off. Recording live from LA…still, Sofia recounts her past week in the city of Angels and why she will never be allowed back (that's if she ever leaves to begin with). Finally, we have some new BJ tips for you all, because there's never too many tricks to have up your sleeve!  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Calm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off a premium subscription Noom: http://noom.com/SOFIA Talkspace: htttp://talkspace.com promo code SOFIA for $100 off Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    53: The Backshot Basics

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 71:31


    Send her back to her boyfriend with a hand print on her…. You KNOW what comes after that. Reporting live from Los Angeles, today Sofia is breaking down the basics of doggy style, getting hit from the back, taking backshots…WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT. When you're face down, ass up, that's more than likely the way your partner likes to fuck. You may think you know it all…but you truly do not. But besides from a professor at the most elite university in the land, Sofia is ALSO a news anchor, which means she naturally has to talk about the important things going on in the world…like Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson being an alleged item…because what the fuck? Lastly, Sofia dives into ALL of her social media icks and cringes that hopefully NONE of the Sloots ever commit (PLEASE clean your room if you're gonna take a mirror pic…we're begging). We're doing things a little different around here at Sloot Media as of late, but only onward and upward Sloots Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: BeanBox: http://beanbox.com/SOFIA and get your first Tasting Box for just $5 with promo code SOFIA ShipStation: http://shipstation.com promo click on the microphone at the top and enter promo code SOFIA for a 60 day free trial and 2 months free shipping MeUndies: http://meundies.com/SOFIA for 15% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    52: They Always Come Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 61:14


    One time she punched me in the face…it was awesome And THAT is how your partner is gonna feel about you because this week Sofia is teaching you ALL about how to reclaim your power in a relationship! Boyfriend taking you for granted? Did you catch him looking at the girls on his Instagram timeline just a LITTLE too long before scrolling? Don't worry, Sofia's got you. After today's Sloot University seminar you will have ALL the tips and tricks that will have him eating right out of your hands…and pussy! Next, Sofia discusses the many theories behind why guys cum in so many women…and I promise it is NOT because he “really” likes you…or whatever bullshit he's feeding you while he's ripping your tampon out of your vagina. Because apparently, people are doing that nowadays. Just another day in the office here at Sloot Media! Listen up bitches.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: ShipStation: http://shipstation.com promo code SOFIA to get a 60 day free trial The Pill Club: http://thepillclub.com/SOFIA to get your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control  Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! Glamnetic: http://glamnectic.com/SOFIA and enter promo code SOFIA at checkout for 30% off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    C13Features Presents: Treat, Starring Kiernan Shipka

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 3:01


    A perfect town comes with a terrifying price. From C13Features comes Treat, a podcast movie starring Kiernan Shipka as Allie West, an unpopular teenager who is dealing with issues beyond her years while struggling to fit in with her seemingly perfect small town. But, on one Halloween night, everything changes, and she discovers that her town's idyllic image comes at a deadly cost. As she learns about the mysterious Piper's powerful hold on the town, she, along with her younger brother, realize they are the only ones who can save their community before it's too late. Can Allie West help rescue her family, and their town, and even herself, from its evil past and own demise? Grab some popcorn, and get lost in your imagination in this new thrilling and frightening podcast movie experience, Treat, from C13Features, a Cadence13 Studio. Available now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    51: A Slooty Halloween

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2021 56:46


    COSTUME DO'S AND DONT'S... talking to you VS Angel Halloween is a special time of year, right? You get to unleash your inner Sloot and fully indulge in all the tricks and treats…if you know what I mean. Luckily for you guys, Sofia is back with a VERY special Sloot University that spills ALL of the do's and dont's to ensure that you have your Slootiest and spookiest halloween yet. Coincidentally, Sofia just found out about a NEW morning after pill called Ella that allegedly blows Plan B out the water…and listen closely because if your Halloween is as Slooty as it should be, you'll definitely be purchasing this after the weekend. Finally, we dive into the age old debate regarding paying for sex. Just because your boyfriend spent the last $50 in his bank account on Throat Goat Gabby's Only Fans, is that REALLY cheating? Eh, to each his own I guess! Shit is getting super spooky out here Sloots…be safe!  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Postmates: Use code SOFIA for 50% off of your first 5 orders of $50 of more  Calm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off a premium subscription  Talkspace: http://talkspace.com promo code  SOFIA for $100 off MVMT: http://mvmt.com/SOFIA for 15% off and FREE shipping and returns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    50: Pu$$y Eating Playbook (1 yr later)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 50:29


    IT'S YO BIRTHDAY SO I KNOW YOU WANT TO RIIIIDE OUT HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO SOFIA WITH AN F! AKA your girl's favorite podcast and your mother's worst nightmare (unless she's a Sloot too). This is a BIG one. Sofia has returned back from her world tour without getting jailed, although she was dangerously close to a public indecency arrest in Tulum. Just Sofia things. Next, we have a VERY informative Sloot University seminar on one of everyone's favorite past times: EATING PUSSY. Carpet munching, fellatio, cunnilingus if you will. This is for EVERYONE who's ever eaten or been interested in eating at the restaurant downstairs. It's a 5 star establishment we should ALL try. Reservations aren't hard to get either! Finally, Sofia tells a story about how SWAF REALLY came together including all of the tears, alcohol, and trauma that went down while trapped in an Airbnb with 2 randoms. Get your Kleenex ready Sloots, there are A LOT of tears of happiness in this one.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: The Pill Club: http://thepillclub.com/SOFIA to receive your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control.  Adam and Eve: http://adamandeve.com promo code SOFIA for free shipping ShipStation: http://shipstation.com promo code SOFIA60 for a 60 day free trial MeUndies: http://meundies.com/SOFIA for 15% off your first order and free shipping Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    49.5: The Laws Of Playboys ft Robert Greene

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 59:00


    Mile high club? Sofia has entered the NO FLY CLUB Seriously. Sofia is back (we're just as surprised as you are) but this time with more baggage to add to her already concerning past! Not only has she been denied global entry TWICE, she is now on the no fly list! The appeal is still pending, prayers are welcomed. Sofia tells an exhilarating story about a Karen that she encountered on her flight to NYC and how an emergency landing was almost needed. As if that wasn't enough, once Sofia finally (barely) made it to NYC, she encounters an old “friend” who she airs out on this episode! Fun! Finally, Sofia is joined by the REAL Professor Sloot, Robert Greene, for a continuation of their conversation about the Art of Seduction. A lot has gone on this week, just try to keep up Sloots. Big things are coming ;)  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: Zola: http://Zola.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://hellofresh.com/14SOFIA Ouai: http://theouai.com promo code SOFIA Noom: http://noom.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    49: The Art Of Seduction ft. Robert Greene

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 46:22


    Seduction is about power and manipulation as much as it is about romance How GOOD is your sexy voice? You may want to start practicing. Kidding, but not really. This week Sofia is joined by the illustrious Robert Greene, the author of infamous books such as The 48 Laws of Power and The Art of Seduction. Robert is a SIX time international bestseller, but OF COURSE, he made time for the Sloots in his busy schedule. I mean, duh? Together the VERY unsuspecting duo dives deep into the importance of toying with the subconscious while dating. You will learn how even the SMALLEST things can make someone fall hard for you. Sloots, you just gotta know how to play the game, and today at Sloot University you're gonna learn.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: The Pill Club: http://thepillclub.com/SOFIA to receive your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control.  Door Dash: code SOFIA to receive 25% off your first order with Door Dash. Subject to change, terms apply.  Talk Space:http://talkspace.com promo code SOFIA for $100 dollars off Calm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off a premium subscription Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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