Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond

This week listeners complain about the podcast, an acid trip gone completely wrong, boric acid doggy style, b-hole waxing, a dildo under the Christmas tree, a dogs vulva, an adult film star, identity theft and Nigerian men and lots of stuff in between. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5 a month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on times they've been backstabbed or have backstabbed someone else. A hallmark employee is visited by a woman in a wheelchair, a story written by the antagonist, gabby has people to email, Lee does a funny bit, getting slighted by a 45 year old woman with a lazy eye, profound relationships, and so much more. Ok………If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5 a month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

This week the honks read listener submitted emails about if you could say something to anyone, who would it be and what would you say? And the listeners did not hold back.Office affairs and being the other woman, an Eastern European dance instructor, an unhinged coworker named Paula, sleeping with a man in a park and a Disney adult. A cathartic episode for getting things off your chest indeed. Enjoy!If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5 a month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

This week the honks are kicking off pride month with comedian Matt LeGrande. A story about a closeted, abusive, broke guy. Trust fund guys being bald and why it's unacceptable. A lesbian getting fingered by a guy after a wild karaoke night. Being cheated on by your soulmate. An anti climactic family vacation and a story about a girl getting a nail stuck in her eye and going to the ER. Happy pride month everyone! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5 a month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

This week the honks recap the weather, read some fan comments, an unsettling age gap restaurant coworker relationship story that was questionably written, onlyfans being a threat to relationships, p*rn prohibition, and disliking your stepdaughter. Enjoy!If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5 a month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on bad teachers. A 900 pound teacher on a motorized scooter, inappropriate substitutes, a crop dusting French teacher, a screenwriting professor who actually isn't bad, gypsy rose, the problem with internet commenters and more!This week the honks are bringing weird vibes to weirder stories! Enjoy!If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5 a month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comGabby + Harper-Rose San Diego: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-gabby-lamb-national-lampoon-the-yellow-door-tickets-1322436044809?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

This week the honks read listener submitted stories about bad neighbors and terrible landlords. From domestic violence, an attempted sewer-side, a woman living in a house with 1,000 mice, an 11 year old who needs to be put down, this episode is truly a journey for the soul. But first, harper-rose shares big news and gabby shares the correct pronunciation of “baton rouge” Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5 a month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comGabby + Harper-Rose San Diego: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-gabby-lamb-national-lampoon-the-yellow-door-tickets-1322436044809?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

Balls growing out of coochies, maggots in feet, dangerously low potassium levels, make up products in places they shouldn't be, keychains in places they shouldn't be, and so much more! If you're squeamish, this episode may not be for you. But if you're a fan of this podcast, it probably is for you. Enjoy!If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5 a month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comCOME SEE HARPER-ROSE LIVE IN NYC:Brooklyn 5/6 : https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-live-at-union-hall-tickets-1284202978679?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosGabby + Harper-Rose San Diego: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-gabby-lamb-national-lampoon-the-yellow-door-tickets-1322436044809?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on their ER experiences.Lee comes through with his medical expertise, a woman who accidentally OD's on edibles and blames it on a stranger at a bar, why running is dorky and everyone looks bad doing it, a girl who leaves her “sponge” inside herself for too long and ends up in the ER, a story about a woman who is pregnant, homeless and schizophrenic and so much more. Enjoy! And tune in next week for part 2!If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comCOME SEE HARPER-ROSE Brooklyn 5/6 : https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-live-at-union-hall-tickets-1284202978679?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosGabby + Harper-Rose San Diego: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-gabby-lamb-national-lampoon-the-yellow-door-tickets-1322436044809?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

This week the honks read listener submitted venting stories. Gabby is on her period and gets denied from therapy, Harper is caffeinated, and everyone's got a lot to vent about love. A guy who is having trouble finding love despite being well educated and well endowed, too many unsolicited d*ck pics, Italian brain rot being the great unifier, the name Veronica, a family affair, and so much more!If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comCOME SEE HARPER-ROSE LIVE IN PORTLAND AND NYC:Portland 4/25 : https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-live-at-the-siren-tickets-1286736616859?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosBrooklyn 5/6 : https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-live-at-union-hall-tickets-1284202978679?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosGabby + Harper-Rose San Diego: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-gabby-lamb-national-lampoon-the-yellow-door-tickets-1322436044809?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on coming out. From “being too young to be gay”, to someone detransitioning, the sweeping notion that non binary people are actually just broke and the true definition of guys being “DL”.If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comCOME SEE HARPER-ROSE LIVE IN PORTLAND AND NYC:Portland: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-live-at-the-siren-tickets-1286736616859?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosBrooklyn: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-live-at-union-hall-tickets-1284202978679?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

This week the honks are joined by a very special guest. Musician, song writer, and cousin of Gabby's, James Ghaleb (Valley Boy) the creator of the beloved and original intro song to the podcast, "Cigarette". They unpack another round of divorce stories while unpacking more of their own personal relationships to divorce. A listener who hates the return of Lee, a mother announcing her divorce on Facebook, being the child of a teen pregnancy, a rich girl who seemingly has everything except a stable home, Tabitha the 300 pound s*x worker, marrying someone as a favor and also marrying someone because of an acid trip, and so much more! Enjoy!If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5 a month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comCOME SEE HARPER-ROSE LIVE IN PORTLAND AND NYC:Portland: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-live-at-the-siren-tickets-1286736616859?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosBrooklyn: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-live-at-union-hall-tickets-1284202978679?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

DIVORCEThis week the honks are joined by comedian LUKE NULL. They unpack listener submitted stories on divorce while also sharing their own personal relationships to divorce. Gabby talks about her child bride marriage, Harper's adulthood divorced parents and Luke's still married (but at what cost?) parents. A couple of wedding days ruined by alcoholic grooms, a gay husband and an unrequited emotional affair with comedian Theo Von. This episode will have you wondering if marriage is really worth it…. And how well do you really know your spouse?If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comCOME SEE HARPER-ROSE LIVE IN PORTLAND AND NYC:Portland: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-live-at-the-siren-tickets-1286736616859?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosBrooklyn: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-live-at-union-hall-tickets-1284202978679?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

This week the honks are back with a part two episode of religion and cults. They unpack the proper etiquette of being intimate with a woman while she's on her period, losing touch with a best friend after she becomes a religious zealot, the haunting stories children are taught in youth group, a schizophrenic aunt passing a kidney stone and tormenting the family, bible passages written on bedroom walls and gabby drinks a smoothie. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comCOME SEE HARPER-ROSE LIVE IN PORTLAND AND NYC:Portland: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-live-at-the-siren-tickets-1286736616859?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosBrooklyn: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-live-at-union-hall-tickets-1284202978679?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

This week the honks debut of their new music! Then they read listener submitted stories on experiences with religion and cults. They ask important questions and explore the idea of men starting cults for the sole purpose of having multiple wives and intercourse with minors. The abuse that happens inside of cults, an experience from a ex member of the children of god cult, youth groups, radicalization and indoctrination, and why church is basically a drag show. Enjoy!If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

RECONCILIATION This week the honks read listener submitted stories on reconciliation. But first, they reintroduce a familiar member to the team. Stories of family turmoil, cousin brothers, acceptance, growing up and learning lessons, wholesome endings, being raised jehovah witness and coming out as trans, threesomes with friends and so much more. The band is back together, reconciled at last. Enjoy!If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

We unpack some times we have catfished, we read your stories, amd continue the party on patreon where we read more and go longer ooooweee. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

MEMORABLE DATESThis week the honks welcome a very special guest, president of the United States, Donald Trump (played by Joy). A very special Valentine's Day/Presidents day collab episode also featuring Abraham Lincoln and Hillary Clinton. The honks read listener submitted stories on their most memorable dates while also recapping some of their own. A mommas boy story that doesn't seem real, a date at grandmas house with chicken and shrimp, a real estate agent who loves beef jerky, and so much more. Enjoy!If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comShow Joy's pottery some love: emjoy_ceramicsWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

HAZED!This week the honks do a deep dive into the atrocities of college hazing. A dark episode about the underbelly of what it takes to be hazed into a frat/sorority and questioning the future of Americas education system. This episode will surely leave you feeling grateful that you never joined a frat! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories toTeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

Daddy's home This week the honks are joined by a very special guest…. Their first producer, Lee Nason. A long awaited, highly anticipated reunion, the trio unpacks Lees departure from the show, where everyone is at now, Lees favorite massages parlors, and read stories from listeners. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories toTeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

Daddy's home This week the honks are joined by a very special guest…. Their first producer, Lee Nason. A long awaited, highly anticipated reunion, the trio unpacks Lees departure from the show, where everyone is at now, Lees favorite massages parlors, and read stories from listeners. Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

RUN INS WITH THE LAW This week on tea time the honks are joined by comedian Felipe Esparza. Felipe reminisces on his own run ins with the law, his uncanny resemblance to actress Selma Hayek, becoming a U.S. citizen and a few listener submitted stories about family trauma and hiding drug paraphernalia inside of a body part to avoid extra jail time. Enjoy! Felipe has a special dropping on Netflix February 11th check it out!  You can catch Felipe and Gabby at the pechanga arena in San Diego, April 5th. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com For Felipe's dates and specials click here:       https://felipesworld.com  Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

The scariest person you know This week on tea time the honks welcome back comedian Matt LeGrande. Matt unpacks his recent dilemma with a scam artist and her hanging labia. A p*dophile wife beater, getting pepper sprayed in the eyes by a mentally ill sister, getting roofied for 6 days straight, and so much more. Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Check out his special here: https://youtu.be/r60AyYIKsAk?si=24etjVk1ZBBE_hT- Check out his socials here: https://www.instagram.com/mattelgrande?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

DADDY ISSUES This week the honks read listener submitted stories on daddy issues. Speaking different languages in America, haunted step dads and getting hit by drunk drivers, getting locked in bathrooms by step dads, religious dads and child neglect, shooting up in front of moms, getting sober, prison guard step dads, and so much more. The important take away in this episode is….. are dads necessary? enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

MANIPULATION This week the honks are joined by comedian Sarah Weinshenk to read listener submitted stories on MANIPULATION. Manipulating partners to stay in relationships, heartache, building a house on a commune, faking miscarriages, getting cheated on by DJs and STDs, love bombing, and so much more. We learn how people go great lengths to manipulate their partners and it begs the question…. Should any of us ever date again?  Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Check out Sara's podcast SHENK here: https://youtube.com/@sweinshenk?si=832y7Nh7ruunEI1G Check out her podcast with Kim Congdon here: https://youtube.com/@thisbitchpodcast?si=q0OnC1IMvBAqwGC- Check out her socials here: https://www.instagram.com/princessshenk?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

Mommy issues! This episode the honks read listener submitted stories on their favorite topic….. mothers. They unpack their own mother wounds which could take up an entire episode, or 30.  A glimpse into narcissistic mothers and the pain they cause their children! Emotional incest, portion controlling their daughters food, mothers sending their daughters to fat camp, losing anal virginity in the woods, therapy, and so much more. This topic could go on and on. Strap in, and get ready to compare your mom to other moms! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

Catch up episode from hell  Welcome back to another episode of tea time!  This week the honks struggle to keep the energy up so they invite comedian Shapel Lacey into the studio. They talk about dming celebrities, shapel wants to know why women talk about seggs, the troll named Carlos, an abusive relationship with an alcoholic and drunken pro life Facebook rants, Gabby's energy and farting, why podcasting and content creating is annoying and so much more! Enjoy!  Follow Shapel: https://www.instagram.com/shapellacey/?hl=en Check out Shapel's comedy: https://youtu.be/BDgsF2i6nT0?si=25PR5Q0vHRfrg4AN See him on tour: https://www.shapellacey.com If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

Ep. 147 BULLIED!  Welcome back to another haunted episode of tea time. This week the honks unpack Wicked, boy moms and how they all hook up with their sons, reading mean comments on Instagram, being bullied for having a flat chest, being the only POC in a Mormon community and homeschooling your kids as a result, asking the age old question of “which parent would be more psychologically damaging to hook up with?” and unfortunately, so much more!  Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

THINGS YOU WOULDVE DONE DIFFERENT! This week on the pod the honks are joined by the sensational comedian Robby Hoffman. They discuss comedy, classism, accountability in relationships, being too reactionary, doxxing men, predators and so much more! Enjoy!  Follow Robby Hoffman on insta at: https://www.instagram.com/robbyhoffman/?hl=en Check out Robby's Netflix Verified Set: https://www.netflix.com/title/81691506 If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

FAMILY DRAMA The Honks went a lil longer this week with almost two hours worth of personal stories and listener submitted stories, and let's just say… THINGS GET DRAMATIC! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

Ep. 144 OFFENDED This week the honks read listener submitted stories on what offends them. A fitting prompt just a few days post US presidential election! They cover important post election topics including how the next woman that runs for president needs to have an OnlyFans, RFK, Gabby's dad, and unfortunately so much more. It's okay if you're losing hope, because at least one day we'll all be gone. Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

Welcome back to another episode of tea time, this week the honks are joined by comedian and enemy Cara Connor's to read REJECTION STORIES. They talk about medication, Harper and Cara fight, juggalo weddings, getting rejected for being too old, a festival by the river, jojo siwa, this episode is unhinged and all over the place. Enjoy! Watch Cara Connors special here: https://youtu.be/bPo4W0sWCNI?si=l-0_YR1hQysk6fM7 If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

MISC. STORIES with JOY aka Ms. Grilled Cheese honey. This week the honks are joined by former roommate and cricket extraordinaire, Ms. Grilled Cheese. This episode is the closest thing to a sober acid trip that you'll ever experience. The honks try to read stories from past prompts but keep getting distracted, Joy insults Gabby's chewed on nipples, Harper-Rose outs who Gabby is voting for, they talk about the infamous "Poop Razor" and Joy forgets her pottery, well and so much more. Good luck following this episode honkers! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com PARALLLEL PLAY NYC EARLY LIVE SHOW:https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-early-show-added-due-to-popular-demand-tickets-1031703341467 STAY TUNED FOR GABBY'S TAPING 10/28  Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

REVIEWING YOUR LAST PARTNER! This episode the honks welcome you to their new studio and get cozy in their new beanbags that were undoubtably made by children in sweatshops.  They read listener submitted stories on “reviewing your last s*xual experience”.  From walking a person around on a leash on all fours in the woods to “fire Gluck Gluck” in a Boeing 737 and a man who puts cigarettes out on his tongue. This episode is truly heinous! Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com PARALLLEL PLAY NYC EARLY LIVE SHOW:https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-early-show-added-due-to-popular-demand-tickets-1031703341467 Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

Honks we missed ya. We get deep right up top, find out the only person Gab would have kids with, HR calls Gab out, someone went on a date with a T.P. which was a jarring read and so much more. We are going to do a two parter because this was so insane and we didn't get to read nearly as many as we wanted too. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com PARALLLEL PLAY NYC EARLY LIVE SHOW:https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-early-show-added-due-to-popular-demand-tickets-1031703341467 STAY TUNED FOR GABBY'S TAPING 10/26 IN LA MORE DETAILS TO COME Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

Hey honks. This is part vlog, part sit down and was filmed two months ago. Originally only released on patreon but since the honks were sick we decided to release this publicly in lieu of having no episode come out this week. This episode is very real, raw and honest. Abortions are a touchy subject so watch at your own discretion. Love y'all thank you for listening and we will be back next week with a new episode. Take care and enjoy!

CHOOSING ONE FRIEND OVER ANOTHER This week the honks recap the election, losing friends when you stop getting f*cked up with them, someone writes in about lizard people and they are clearly in psychosis, harper-rose left a piece of half eaten toast on the table, they take a phone call from Kate and they get some emails from listeners that quite frankly, exhaust them. This episode was a nightmare from hell. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com COME SEE HARPER-ROSE AND KATE'S VARIETY SHOW LIVE IN LA AND NYC THIS FALL: PARALLEL PLAY LA LIVE SHOW: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-tickets-977211585157?aff=ebdssbdestsearch PARALLLEL PLAY NYC LIVE SHOW: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-tickets-980312219237?aff=ebdssbdestsearch Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

JAIL EXPERIENCES In this weeks episode the Honks read listener submitted stories on jail experiences. Visiting ex boyfriends in prison and getting handsy, a father son jail duo, being in a holding cell with a predator, fast food theme songs and slogans, threatening cops and a fart song (or two). Enjoy! Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com COME SEE HARPER-ROSE AND KATE'S SHOW LIVE IN LA AND NYC THIS FALL: PARALLEL PLAY LA LIVE SHOW: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-tickets-977211585157?aff=ebdssbdestsearch PARALLLEL PLAY NYC LIVE SHOW: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-tickets-980312219237?aff=ebdssbdestsearch SEE GABBY LIVE IN SAN DIEGO THIS WEEK: https://americancomedyco.com/collections/shows Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

This week on Tea Time we make and break an amends to the faithful honkers that write in, Gabby shares some world news... specifically about a certain heartbroken Russian man, Harper-Rose reads a story from Kate Lavrentios' biggest fan and stay tuned for a heartfelt message at the end.If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comCOME SEE HARPER-ROSE AND KATE'S VARIETY SHOW LIVE IN LA AND NYC THIS FALL: PARALLEL PLAY LA LIVE SHOW: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-tickets-977211585157?aff=ebdssbdestsearchPARALLLEL PLAY NYC LIVE SHOW: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-tickets-980312219237?aff=ebdssbdestsearchWatch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

This week the honk's are joined by comedian Matt LeGrande to read listener submitted stories on dumb reasons for breaking up.  Matt is late to the studio and orders chick-fil-a, they unpack cousins sleeping with each other, getting scabies, an ex boyfriend mamas boy with poor hygiene, an experience with a man who Transitioned into a woman and then transitioned back to being a man post op, and unfortunately, so much more. Enjoy! Watch Matt LeGrande's special MISSIONARY here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r60AyYIKsAk If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com PARALLEL PLAY LA LIVE SHOW: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-tickets-977211585157?aff=ebdssbdestsearch PARALLLEL PLAY NYC LIVE SHOW: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-tickets-980312219237?aff=ebdssbdestsearch Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

UGLIEST RELATIONSHIPS YOUVE BEEN INVOLVED IN! This week the honks are joined by the third member of their human centipede, Kate lavrentios. In this episode they discuss what makes a person ugly and how ugliness manifests in behavior and relationships. Manipulation, poor hygiene, disregarding people's emotions, a story of a 29 year old man living at home with his parents dating a 19 year old girl, lying about baby mamas, cheating, STDs, and optimistic endings. This episode is truly ugly! Enjoy! COME SEE HARPER-ROSE AND KATE LAVRENTIOS LIVE: LA LIVE SHOW: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-tickets-977211585157?aff=ebdssbdestsearch NYC LIVE SHOW: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-tickets-980312219237?aff=ebdssbdestsearch SEE GABBY LIVE: https://gabbylambcomedy.com CHECK OUT KATE'S PODCAST SIX FEET ABOVE: https://youtu.be/wnO-F2UMLtw?si=7fbYhbTSTlmHMLPE If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

WHAT INSECURITIES DO YOU BRING INTO RELATIONSHIPS? This week the honks read listeners submitted stories on their insecurities and how they manifest in their relationships.  Gabby and Harper-Rose talk about their mother wounds and how those effect their self esteem, Gabby takes a phone call from her dad, Harper-Rose asks him if he would ever get back with Gabby's mom, and so much more. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON   / teatime42069   Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com

FIRST DATE RED FLAGS! This week the honks are joined by the one and only Kate Lavrentios. They unpack their first date red flags and read listener submitted stories on the topic. We learn that opening the car door on a first date is pretty vital, sussing out the sense of humor, talking too much about ex's and what it is to play the “cool girl” for too long. As always, thanks for listening and enjoy!

WHAT DO YOUR EXS HAVE IN COMMIN PT. 2 This week the honk's revisit listener submitted stories on what all of their ex's have in common. From ex's faking they have cancer, ex's with the same birthdays, dating men with mommy issues and behavioral issues and dating people with deceased parents, this episode gives listeners another unhinged, deep dive into the lives of others and the similarities that draw us all closer together (whether we like it or not) 

Most embarrassing moments: This week the honks are reading listener submitted stories on embarrassing moments. Recapping Gabby's horrific show in New York, accidentally sexting your mom, accidentally calling a doctor a slur, chaotic friends hooking up with ex's, a water park p*ssy slip, this weeks episode is a nice little break from how chaotic the stories usually are but still, chaotic in their own specials ways ❤️

This week the honks read listeners stories on “what do all of your ex's have in common” We learn that gabby dates broke, felon looking men, Harper Rose dates white collar looking felons, the listeners date narcissistic liars and they unpack what happened in everyone's childhoods that made everyone drawn to people that aren't good for them. Enjoy!

Episode 129 WORST FIRST DATES! This week the honks unpack worst first dates.  Harper-Rose tells the story about her first date with a leprechaun, a bus stop romance, an attempted fisting, a deli meat debacle, first time anal and unhinged voicemails! Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON   / teatime42069  

This episode is truly a nightmare! From teachers writing fantasy student erotica, assault to varying degrees, the interesting way that Harper-Rose refers to having consensual intercourse and giving up on ever trying to monetize off of YouTube, this episode will surely leave you feeling like you need to sage yourself and pray! Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598

Episode 127 family secrets: This week the honks unpack family secrets. Bad step dads, bad real dads, murders, sleeping with cousins, p3d0phelia, family lore and so much more. This episode couldn't get more tea time if we tried! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s

We are finally back in the stu! This week we unpack y'alls gut instincts, what happens to your night when you date straight men and some more gorgeous hot takes that definitely don't come across as brazen or chaotic... ENJOY HONKERS! We missed y'all

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? This week Gabby and Harper-Rose welcome comedian Morgan Jay to the show. They talk about Morgan's blossoming career, read listener submitted stories about what they're afraid of, unpack their own fears and Gabby admits she's kind of a sub…. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? This week Gabby and Harper-Rose welcome comedian & musician Morgan Jay to the show. They talk about Morgan's blossoming career, read listener submitted stories about what they're afraid of, unpack their own fears and Gabby admits she's kind of a sub…. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we're giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Morgan Jay's special here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts2wussx4Js Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598