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On his latest episode of Last Week Tonight, John Oliver aired a smear campaign against Fox host Tucker Carlson, calling him a racist, sexist, transphobic, white supremacist. As once huge fans of John Oliver we took a look at where things may have gone wrong and why his latest show is truly detrimental to the social fabric of our country. The Grammys went down this past weekend and as expected it was met with tons of controversy. From Bill Burr to Cardi B the woke and conservatives alike voiced their frustration. Some of their arguments were legitimate, most of them are absurd on all accounts, but either way, the Cardi B vs Candace Owens drama that ensued was more entertaining than the award show itself. In honor of Award season we sat down at the end to give out some of our own personal awards. All that right here on Two Tan Gents --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

International women's day has come and gone but boy was it full of action packed drama. Burger King decided to sound off in support of women in the culinary workplace through tweeting a sexist trope. In all honesty we were genuinely surprised that it didn't go over well, but now saying that line out loud i think i might understand why. Meghan Markle and Princy Harry revealed some juicy details about their departure from the royal family and we obviously get back into the cancel culture debate as our beloved Mumford and sons came under fire. Stick around for our game of cancelling women, we just wanted to even the playing field in honor of their day. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Theres no way to address this past week without talking about the cancel culture storm that swept through our country's discourse. Amazon Boxes have hitler mustaches on them, the CPAC stage was nazi propaganda, Dr. Seuss has got to go, and Mr POtato head is now trans oh and Oreo fucking loves it. We sat down to ask ourselves does any of this actually matter and if it does how can we distinguish between real censorship and righting past wrongs. We get into a great conversation surrounding the idea of unpaid internships. Should they still exist, are they worth it, what should big companies be doing? And lastly we didn't watch Trump's speech at CPAC but we'll be sure to break down all the things he said during it in our latest game. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Coca Cola sent out a mandatory racial sensitivity training to its employees urging them to be less white. The training created by Robin Diangelo author of White Fragility seems to be completely antithetical to combatting racism, we sat down to dissect this insane new trend. Chris Delia came back from cancelled island telling his fans that he is sorry about his sex problem. We're not buying the whole sex problem thing and we'll tell you why. In light of all the apologies happening lately we also wanted to take the time to apologize for a few things, in our latest segment called Im Sorry. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

We have an absolutely banterous intro, as we're getting real hyped about clubhouse. If theres a new audio platform Two tangents want to be there and we'll tell you all about some new ideas we have to get it going. In sadder news, Rush Limbaugh past away though his death sparked a very interesting conversation about the way we as a culture react when a polarizing figure passes. Lastly we get into the meat and potatoes about the latest Andrew Cuomo scandal. An Emmy award winning political cover up coupled with a bit of family drama and information suppression, just gets my juices flowing. Stick around for our game called Does Last Week's News Matter it was a great one. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

On Today's Episode We're talking about Race we're talking about sports we're talking Tom Brady, Collin Kaepernick and the fraudulent NFL. Lots of pieces were written this week comparing Brady to Kap calling Brady's ability to weave his way in and out of the political discourse a portrayal of white privilege. We'll tell you why this is a load of shit. We play another fantastic game this time bringing back viral sensations of the past and what they would have to do to gain the spotlight again. This was a great episode, hope you stick around and find out why my voice is completely gone. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Two Tangents are back and we're better than ever, I've been making my way from New York to San Diego and have been out of the loop on news. Daniel catches me up with the latest in the world and we get into it with the latest on Alexandra OCasio Cortez. Was she lying about her life being threatened at the capitol, Are republicans just being cynical about her honest experience, is it somewhere in the middle and both sides are being their classic selves. We'll tell you all about it. Stick around until the end because we play a hilarious game of who should be printed on our money. They're talking about throwing Harriet Tubman on the 20, we think they should just redo the whole thing. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Joe Biden is officially inaugurated as the 46th President of the United States of America and the world can rejoice. Cancer is cured, the country is healed, peace is upon us, and a dove carrying an olive branch landed on Lady Gaga's boob just to prove it. But in all seriousness, Biden made a big call for unity and we hope he is able to live up to the words he preached from the capitol today. Biden is 78 years old which is pretty damn old to be starting a new job, which is why we decided to sit down and play an amazing game of Older or Younger than Joe Biden. Wait till you find out all the states younger than Joe Biden. To top it off we also played a game of firsts, and we went back and forth and drafted the absolute best and worst first that this life has to offer. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

The President of the US of A has been kicked off of social media, Parler has been given the boot, tons of users are being purged from twitter, and we wanna know if Big Tech has gone too far? We have a fiery debate about the intentions of Big Tech's move to remove Parler from the face of the earth, but as our following on Parler was at a massive 0 followers, we can't say we're too pissed. After Parler collapsed republicans started flocking to alternative social media apps like Gab, we sat down to play a game of which other new republican apps are hitting the market as of late. Stick around to find out what they hype is around apps like Benghazi and Swipe Right. As always this ep was filled with debate discussion and hilarity, and its coming up now! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Its officially season two and 2021 has picked up right where 2020 left off. Washington DC was in absolute shambles as trump supporters stormed the capitol building in protest of the results of the presidential election. The images are appalling and they will certainly live forever, from the protesters shattering the windows, to the armed standoff in the house, there was even one guy who was seen putting his nuts on Pelosi's desk, Mitch McConnell we see you. Beans Dad went viral so we have some fun with all the people real and fake who have been reduced to a two name epithet like that, wait till you hear about why milk maid and the bird whisperer are being cancelled. Cosmo puts out an absurd magazine, Pence stands up to trump, The real pollsters are lurking around DC, we'll tell you how to spot them. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

This is the 2020 recap episode. What an absolutely insane year it has been. We dive in to all the craziness- we're talking the greatest moments from sports, pop culture, politics, the years the wildest cancels, those we've lost, the memories we've gained, the things we've learned and through it all we just want to say thank you for coming on this ride with us, hope you enjoy the episode as much as we did. See you in 2021. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

The stimulus package has been passed and the checks are being printed as we speak. Congress has decided to dish out 600 dollars this time around, trimming it in half from the $1200 checks given back in March. Also cut in half since march, the amount of times I've had sex with a girl, just kidding you can't cut zero in half. Everything in our culture continues to be politicized with the latest on the list being the rollout of the COVID vaccine. AOC and Marco Rubio were some of the first Americans to receive the vaccine which angered many people, mainly all the ugly politicians who weren't invited to the photo-op. Martin Shkreli breaks a heart, My retirement account grows, Americans are 600 dollars richer so make sure to stick around as we debut our get richer faster course for the one time fee of 599.99. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Pete Buttigieg has been announced as the new Secretary of Transportation in the upcoming Biden Administration Cabinet. The media was ecstatic hailing this moment as the first time an openly gay man was selected to a cabinet position. Only problem, Trump already did that when he selected Richard Grenell just a few months ago. Work Culture in America reaches a new low as a Teacher was celebrated for teaching her elementary school kids from a hospital bed after receiving emergency surgery. Her effort was appreciated by everyone except Denise, who was thinking about calling out next week. Bitcoin reaches a new high, Stimulus Checks could be on the horizon, If you wanna learn how to get rich fast, we'll tell you everything you need to know, just Venmo us 30 bucks first. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

A writer from the Wall Street Journal published a piece recently taking shots at Jill Biden for using the title Doctor, when she has a doctorate in education and not in a field of medicine. Media outlets were quick to call the article and author sexist and misogynistic but the truth he wasn't any of those, he was just an asshole. The Cleveland Indians have announced that they will be changing their name and getting rid of their Indian logo. This comes after years of fans voicing their outrage with the team name, though fans were displeased to learn that the team will still be keeping the offensive word “Cleveland” in the name. Biden and Harris win person of the year, The Vaccine is being rolled out as we speak, We got new merch ideas that will either get us cancelled or make us millions, so you better believe we're hustling to get it on the shelves ASAP! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Logan Paul and Floyd Mayweather are fighting on February 20 2021, and I am absolutely stoked as entertainment is going to reach a new all time high. Floyd has never fought a youtube celebrity before so it might catch him off guard when Bruce Buffer starts the fight with Dont forget to share like and subscribe. Cancel Culture is still infiltrating our society and we get into some deep discussion over the hypocrisy of some of its worst promulgators. So many of us are concerned that it could be us who gets cancelled next, but i guess if that happens worst case scenario is we get to fight floyd may weather in 3 years. Elon is moving to texas, Deblasio tries to fund the subway, we went viral on tiktok and united this country, someone tell Trump we want a medal at the least. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Cardi B faced a tremendous amount of backlash recently after asking her fans whether she should buy an 88 thousand dollar purse. Most her fans responded in anger saying Cardi should have read the room as so many people are struggling financially, though one account with the user name @notbenshapiro responded with resounding approval of Cardi's capitalistic achievements. Apology culture has gotten completely out of hand as Chris Collinsworth was forced to apologize after making a statement that implied women may not know as much about football as men. Glad someone told Chris the truth, now if someone can just tell all of our girlfriends who keep asking us to go apple picking on Sunday's. Norway is on the hot seat, Stephen A gives a hot take, Logan Paul and Floyd Mayweather will be fighting, but maybe not if Cardi B fans have anything to say about The Money Team. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Ellen Page has come out as trans and now identifies as Elliot page and uses he him pronouns. Elliot hopes to continue his acting career which means you chalk another one up to a straight white male taking a woman's role. President Trump is looking to preemptively pardon some members of his family, you know what you do with innocent people. He claims they did nothing wrong, but just wants to get ahead of the situation. Should Ed Snowden be pardoned, Does Trump still have a chance to win, and somebody let me know who the Designated Driver is for the woman at the Michigan hearing. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Vanderbilt's Football team absolutely shanked one off the upright when they decided to bring on Sarah Fuller, the Goalkeeper from their women's soccer team, to be their kicker against Missouri this weekend. The woke media lost their minds hailing this as historic and glass ceiling shattering, though if you saw her kick you'll know the only thing thats shattering are the neighbors windows if Sarah Fuller ever decides to kick a football again. The Biden Harris Administration announced their White House communications team will consist of all and only women. The team has been tasked with deciding what food to serve at the inauguration and when asked for comment they each said “Idk, you pick”. Jake Paul knocks out Nate Robinson, Jordan Peterson makes the libs cry, and we're packing our bags and we're bringing this show to Ibiza in 2021, see you all there. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Sia was under fire recently as her new movie called Music, depicts a girl with autism who was played by a girl without autism. Which begs the true question of our generation which is can the thing thats not the thing play the thing. Collin Kaepernick was trending as the internet has been comparing him with Kyle Rittenhouse, the kid involved in the Kenosha Protests shooting. Video evidence depicts Rittenhouse running away from a mob of protesters on that night, and thats why it's going to be sent to a federal court to decide, and also teams around the NFL who are looking for a guy with speed. Charli hits 100, Cuomo gets an Emmy, The White House apparently has no money left for the Biden Harris transition, so Kamala has offered to bake cookies for the Federal bake sale. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Coronavirus numbers are starting to spike once again, and second quarantine is looking closer and closer every day. The schools have shut down and remote learning is back, high school students everywhere are celebrating, but Jimmy is bummed that he won't be able to flirt with mrs Tompkins anymore. Cancel student debt has been trending and we take a deep dive into the conundrum and what should be done about it. They're literally willing to cancel Trader Joes pasta packages but millions of dollars of student debt is where they draw the line. Gavin Newsom is a fraud, Lavar Ball is a hero, Applebees is planning their world domination, and Ill be first in line for some half off apps. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Harry Styles appeared on the cover of Vogue Magazine wearing a dress which sparked some backlash from Candace Owens who called for the return of manly men(15:08) . We're not so different Candace you and I, I liked harry in a dress, you want the return of manly men either way we're both thirsty for one D. Donald Trump is still searching for his votes to win him the election, repeatedly taking to twitter to claim victory. It's unclear if the cast of La La Land has reached out to Don offering some coping mechanisms after a tough loss. The Weekend is performing at the Super Bowl, Anne Hathaway Apologizes for Limb Differences, We experience some technical difficulties and we'd like to apologize, to absolutely no one. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

We are officially living in a post fact world as Twitter and the Washington Post were running headlines over the week that directly conflicted with a Project Veritas report regarding voter fraud in Erie Pennsylvania. Most people are angry that the truth no longer means anything, but my hinge profile is officially up to date. Norway has just passed new laws that could put you in jail up to a year for private comments made about someone in the LGBT community. Some people think that these laws make the world a better place, i think they suck dick. CBS goes woke, Shame is out the door, Against all odds this was one of our best episodes yet. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

The country has erupted into celebration. The media has determined that Joe Biden will be the next president of the united states and all of our problems have officially been solved! Racism, solved. COVID f*** it. Convincing my girlfriend to have a threesome, we're working still working on that one. Although the media projects Biden to win the presidency, Trump is still going to contest the results of the election. Twitter has been flagging all of Trump's tweets that they deem to be misleading. The fact check reads Joe Biden is actually the winner of the election when it should be saying Stop getting your information from twitter. Vaccines are on its way in, Covid is on its way out, and no matter who you supported in this election, theres never a reason to be dancing in the streets. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Election Day has come and gone and we are still monitoring the results. After 72 hours its looking like Biden might have the electoral votes to put him over 270, sealing the win. Unfortunately, Nevada is still sleeping, so if someone could wake them up and tell them to finish counting because we have a Presidency to decide. Trump has voiced that he is going to contest the election in multiple states which will most likely drag this process on for months to come. Trump tweeted STOP THE COUNT on Thursday morning in which Melania responded, ENOUGH Im turning off Sesame Street. Half the country thinks the other is racist, Half the country might start a war, The third half has no idea how to account, which makes them truest American. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

It is election day. The day has finally come where this country is going to elect its next president of the united states of America and hey Im just glad we made it this far. If you missed our Election Week Preview, give last Friday's episode a listen, cause today we're just jumping into topics. Kamala Harris endorses communism, Casey Neistat wants everyone to be friends, and we need at least two months to be able to acquire a set of stamps, so we won't be voting by mail! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Welcome to the Election Week Preview. We are just 4 days away from Election Day and votes have already begun to trickle in. With the massive influx of Mail In voting this year it's looking unlikely that we are going to see a decision made on election night of who the president is going to be. With so many swing states up in the air, we are going to give you our predictions for what will happen in each scenario. What if Biden wins big, what if Trump wins by a slim margin, what if it comes down to Pennsylvania and Florida and the election must be decided through a WWE wrestle match hosted by Vince McMahon. All of that here, today, on Two TanGents. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

60 Minutes aired its interviews with the two presidential candidates on Sunday and Donald Trump was seen walking out of his interview with Leslie Stahl midway through. Trump's team released a statement after the interview trying to get ahead of the situation saying Trump thought he was on renowned CBS show 30 minutes. Khabib Nurmagomedov has defeated Justin Gaethje for the UFC Lightweight Championship winning by technical submission in round two. It was an awesome fight, but such a shame that Gaethje slept through the end of it. Kanye goes on Rogan, Bud Light wants you to vote, We are now 8 days away from election day, can't wait. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

The final presidential debates just went down and we are recording this episode minutes after the action took place. We give you our biggest takeaways from the night, the biggest knockouts, and who scored the most points with less than two weeks from election day. Fracking is back and its better than ever, Trump debuts the Baha men's newest song, Biden wants to let you know that the Mexican Rapists are here to stay, --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

The Presidential Candidate Town Halls took place last Thursday and boy did Savannah Guthrie really nail her audition to join the ballot. She combatively fired at Trump right from the start while George Stephanopoulos seemed to have given Biden a walk in the park. Either way, we were beyond ecstatic that all of America got another opportunity to listen to only one side, the one that they think is right. COVID was a hot topic during the town halls, and with more and more questioning the legitimacy of a vaccine, the end seems farther farther out of sight. Who would've thought that they would ever normalize the Anti-Vaxer movement. Pumpkin patches are out, Gaining weight is in, we're officially two week until the election, and we still don't know the rules. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

The Amy Coney Barrett Hearings took place this week and it was for the most part exactly how you would expect it. Both sides put on a show, Democrats knocked trump the whole time and Republicans pretended to stand on the moral high ground for a few days straight. All in all, it was great to see each senators audition tape for America's Next Top Leader. A bombshell news story broke on Wednesday that detailed new information in the Hunter Biden Ukraine Scandal. Social Media companies like twitter and facebook decided to take things into their own hands by censoring the story and wiping it clear from their platforms. We at Two Tangents stand firmly against this sort of censorship unless they want to take down those videos that Christina posted of us in 8th grade. We are almost two weeks from election day and the rules are still not agreed upon. This was an action packed episode, so strap in for the ride. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Monday was Columbus day or was it Indigenous peoples day. Nobody knows, but we still took the day off to figure it out. Gal Gadot popped into the news this weekend and Art is officially dead. Gadot received backlash when news broke that the Israeli actress was going to play the role of Cleopatra in an upcoming film. This situation really shocked the world, as we were unaware that someone could be cancelled two times in the same year. Lebron wins a championship, Virtual debates are canceled, Bill Burr hosted SNL this weekend and we have no idea whether people are mad. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

The Vice Presidential Debate went down on Wednesday and we have a recap and a half for you. Our eyes were absolutely glued to the television screen for this debate full of substance and real meaningful discussion. Problem is we missed every word they said after the fly landed on Mike Pence's hair. CNN, the Main stream media, and all of twitter exploded after the debates calling Mike Pence sexist for the way he acted during the debate and boy were they correct. The fact that this guy would be explaining his points of view to the American people during a national debate. DISGUSTING. This episode is action packed, we truly break down their performances and the reactions afterward, and we'd love to hear from you what you thought about it. Get involved in the discussion on TikTok. Hope to see you there. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

The internet has officially spiraled out of control now that Trump has come down with coronavirus. Conspiracy theories are being hurled and everyone especially those who are least qualified are speculating about what could be happening behind closed doors. The status of Trump's health is still in question, but if you've spoken to someone recently who has no knowledge of the situation, they'll tell you what's going on. SNL came back and Jim Carrey stared as Joe Biden in their latest Cold Open. SNL's political bias seem to be trickling into their ability to do comedy, I guess that makes sense ever since they hired the writers from Joe Biden's debate prep team. The NBA is coming to a close, The NFL might be too, either way it ended before it started for us New York Fans. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

The Debates went down on Tuesday and boy did the fireworks explode. Trump came out hot and firing, while constantly interrupting everything Biden had to say. Biden wasn't without his own hurling of insults as well, telling trump to shut up and calling him a clown. These two were so caught up in seeing how low they can go, that no one even noticed Chris Wallace leave to get Jamba Juice in the middle of round 2. Trump and Kayleigh McEnany have been dancing around the white supremacist comment that trump made during the debates, and it has definitely thrown us for a loop. Now the media will be focused on the connection between trump and white supremacy instead of anything else, Just kidding. Trump has coronavirus. As if things couldn't get any crazier. Well this has been a crazy filled week, We're so heated, we're thinking about going to times square with a bull horn, someone stop us before we turn into the crazy person in times square with the bull horn. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

A report was released this weekend that mentions how President Trump only paid 750 dollars in taxes back in 2016 (11:04). Democrats are calling this a bombshell new story, but if i had a penny for every time I heard about a bombshell report on Trumps taxes, I could probably pay Trumps taxes. that Spotify employees are outraged that Joe Rogan is able to openly discuss ideas that they may disagree with, now calling for editorial oversight of his future content. Personally I feel that, (This part of the intro has been censored by Spotify employees) Engagement season is over, The rock is endorsing Biden, The debates are going down and we're going live. Join us Tuesday, September 29th at 8PM EST on TikTok and Youtube for a debate show like you've never seen before. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Louisville and the rest of the United States erupted in protests and riots last night after the officers involved in the Breonna Taylor shooting were not indicted on any murder charges. Like many of the shootings throughout this entire summer, this is another one filled with nuance and polarization that calls for both critical thinking and discussion. Donald Trump was asked at a recent press conference whether he would agree to a peaceful transfer of power which his response was anything besides a yes. The media is hailing it as an existential threat to democracy, and for a podcast first, we might not actually disagree with the media. This is episode 50 and this is Two TanGents. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Ruth Bader Ginsburg tragically passed over the weekend, and within minutes it became completely politicized. The implications of an open seat on the Supreme Court are absolutely massive and if you thought things couldn't get any more tense before the election, oh think again. Modern Day Civil War goes on another day and the powder keg is growing larger and larger. We break down what this means for the future of our country and democracy. This is Two Tan gent --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

In light of the recent wildfires in California, Trump met with members of the scientific community and California leadership to discuss a plan moving forward. Trump gave his two cents and mentioned that he believes it is going to get cooler, just you wait. Also, if you stick around outside long enough today, its going to get dark too. JK Rowling has been cancelled for the tenth time, as her latest novel depicts a transvestite as its lead antagonist. The woke community released a statement saying “This is not what we had in my mind when we said we wanted more representation in books” The Nashville mayor is on the hot seat, Kanye West pees on a grammy, The No Mask Militia is back and they've taken over aisle 7 of a target. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Joe Rogan recently mentioned that he would be open to moderating a debate between the two presidential candidates Joe Biden and Donald Trump. (15:34) The only downside is that we would only be able to hear Biden's answers, as Spotify is continuing to remove all right leaning content. Gun Girl is back in the news as she stirred up some drama on the UCF Campus recently. The crowd was seen chasing after her, and spotted there was none other than Odell Beckham Jr. Unclear if Odell was there in favor or against the girl most notably known for pooping her pants. Football is back, Masks cause mayhem, and the Wave House in the UK sounds like a bunch of wankers. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

EA Sports has released Madden 21, and right on par with the year 2020, Colin Kaepernick is not only in the game but rated an 81 overall, higher than the 74 rating he received while actually playing in the NFL. Fans were disappointed though, when they realized that playing with Kaepernick under center limited you to only one play on offense, the QB Kneel. The San Francisco skies have turned a bright red orange which some believe to be caused by the recent wildfires near the area. Others, mostly us believe this was a result of a Gender Reveal party gone wrong. Some were surprised when the sky lit up orange opposed to the more traditional gender colors like blue and pink, but when the couple was asked about it, Melania and Donald told them they thought this was the most fitting choice. Football has officially begun, Another book about trump is in the news, Odell Beckham Jr brings shit talking to a whole new level. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

It's the Labor Day Hangover Podcast and it's full of banter. Football season is right around the corner and we're talking all things fantasy. Daniel says his team is either destined for another championship or going to finish in last place, which I think is the essence of what draft day is all about. We're officially past labor day which means everyone needs to start shifting into fall brain. We'll give you our best advice on how to get started on your new years resolution a few months early to get ahead of the curve. If theres one person who should be taking our advice its none other than Joe Biden as we are now 3 weeks away from the first debate. Some are urging him to not debate, some are urging Cardi-B to take his place on the stage, either way we're praying for some firework filled entertainment. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Sarah Huckabee Sanders recently published her memoir detailing her time in the Trump Administration as the White House Press Secretary. The book mentions a crazy moment during the meeting between North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un and President Donald Trump where Kim Jong Un started to hit on Huckabee Sanders and even gave her a wink. Huckabee Sanders considered taking one for the team, but the thought of a baby with the last name Huckabee Sanders Jong Un just didn't roll off the tongue. Nancy Pelosi was under fire this week for getting her hair blown our in a San Francisco Salon meanwhile supporting orders to keep the salon industry on lockdown. Pelosi claims to be the victim of a setup in this situation, but I don't know how she's going to be able to work her way out of the photos of her at the chainsmokers concert. David Blaine goes up in a balloon, Kirk Cousins is willing to die, and we drop a textbook of life lessons for y'all in one of our best episodes yet --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

The VMA's took place this past Sunday broadcasting the show virtually, with no crowd, from many different locations around the country. The show, the awards, and the commercials were all extremely political but if the show was anything like the music videos it honored, i doubt anyone saw it. Jim Gaffigan and Chelsea Handler both lost it over the weekend going on tweet storms railing on Donald Trump, Chelsea is the latest to be a member of our Celebs gone wild segment, but no she won't be showing her boobs this time. Bella Thorne starts and ends only fans, Elon Musk is he a hero or really a fraud, we end the show with some cliches said too much, but like they say, we're just being ourselves. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

On Today's Episode We're talking all about the recent protests in Kenosha, Wisconsin after Jacob Blake was shot by a police officer earlier in the week. There are real discussions that need to be had, was this another example of racial injustice, could there be a better system in place for our law enforcement to deal with these situations. While the media tries to lie to you and manipulate facts, we try to have an open and honest discussion about these recent events. We talk a bit about the NBA boycott as well as the 17 year old who showed up to the protest with an AR 15. This was a real in depth episode, but this is the kind of discussion that needs to be had and isn't happening enough. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

The Konways are back and Claudia is most definitely not trying to keep it all in the family. After her tweet storm this weekend, George and Kelly Anne have decided to leave their positions in politics to focus on keeping the family together. Claudia released a statement that said she wishes to become emancipated right after we finish dinner. The Postmaster General testified in front of congress today in what was set to be a firework filled event, but I was a little disappointed. Not as disappointed as AOC that Postmaster Dejoy didn't reveal the grand plan that Trump is singlehandedly destroying our country, but still disappointed. Mommy and Daddy got their first interview on ABC, Batman returns, again, and Jeff Daniels begins his run of playing every role from the Trump Administration. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Susan B Anthony is the latest to be cancelled after a deep dive into her past showed that she made mistakes. I guess this is a lesson to all the future Susan B Anthonys out there, be careful who those who you give life long empowerment too. Robert O Neill, the man famous for killing Osama Bin Laden is facing backlash after he put out a tweet showing him not wearing a mask on a Delta flight. Robert hopes to gain the favor of the public back by killing Osama Bin Laden again. An ISU professor wants to limit free speech, Our Bible podcast is taking off, and if you stick around until the end we're dishing out our Two Tangents Mega Pardons. This is Two Tan Gents --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

We all thought it couldn't be done, but the USPS is still the hot topic in the news, as Democrats are accusing Trump for sabotaging the upcoming election by slowing down the mail. Trump, who some, mostly me, are calling the anti Santa Claus, was seen visiting houses across the country in the middle of the night and stealing packages. (Only from those who ended up on his democrats list). To the surprise of many, Cardi B interviewed Joe Biden on Monday. Cardi pressed Biden on a number of issues including the hunter Biden scandal in Ukraine, but Joe reassured Cardi that he was just trying to make some money moves. The UFC was rocking this weekend, The NBA Playoffs are back, Stick around until the end to find out how Ghengis Khan is still killing em from the grave. this is two tan gents. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

The pick is in, Roger Goodell is at the podium, and the democrats have selected Kamala Harris with the first round pick to be Vice President of the United States of America. Fans, booing Goodall were not happy as they were looking to defund the police not elect a police chief as its VP. In other news, Joe Biden is accused of sexual assault and of racism. Im receiving word that these accusations were from current vice presidential nominee Kamala Harris. The Charlottesville Hoax continues, Drake Bell is accused, Hey Joe Biden, You suck, can i get a spot in your cabinet now too? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

The United States Postal Service is the hot topic in the news this week, taking heat from both democrats and republicans as the election in November inches closer and closer. We wrote a joke about the USPS, but unfortunately the delivery is looking like it will be delayed. The Biden Bachelor is ramping up as we may have the selection for Vice President announced to us this week. Many in the media have been speculating why it has taken so long for the nominee to be revealed, but Im sure Biden must have sent the news by mail. All about that delayed delivery baby. Trump asks about getting on Mount Rushmore, College Football might be cancelled, Cardi B has a new video out, good thing that we're still working from home. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support

Trader joe's is not backing down. The Supermarket company was accused of racism when a recent petition was started over their ethnic packaging names like Trader Jose's. A spokesperson from Trader Joe's released a response which said, the fuck you talking about , we're a fucking supermarket. The FBI raided YouTube Jake Paul's house this week over his potential ties to looting that took place across state lines (15:30). It was tough for Paul to deny the allegations after his “Look at me looting” vlog went viral. The press is urging Biden to stay out of the debates, NERF guns may or may not be cancelled, Yo Semites is now both my new favorite national park and way to greet my neighbors. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/two-tangents/support