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John and Al were born in the early 80s, met in the early 90s and now live on opposite sides of the world. Each week they meet virtually to make each other laugh, reminisce and throw around half-baked ideas. Don’t Praise The Machine is a record of these ch

Alexander Holland & John Maloney


    • Feb 23, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
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    How Internet Culture Ruined The Winter Olympics

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2026 50:50


    The most intimate of filler injections, credit card fraud , Jake Paul crying at ice skating events and Snoop D-O-Double-G's minders getting physical with Dutch winter Olympic Royalty. How did this Blue Ribbon event turn into a low-brow meme-fest? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Our Matcha Obsession Tells Us Everything

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2026 57:50


    Matcha's been absolutely everywhere for a while. How did we get here? What cultural, commercial and psychological forces sit behind matcha's runaway success? And what is the next matcha? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Why Hollywood Men Wear Fake Packages

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2026 47:47


    We watched 28 Years Later and noticed something strange: the "naked" zombies aren't actually naked. Turns out 80-90% of what you see on screen is completely fake. From White Lotus to Euphoria to Pam & Tommy, Hollywood actors are wearing carefully crafted prosthetics instead of the real thing.Why the sudden shift? We investigate the rise of intimacy coordinators, the on-set rules that changed everything, and the surprising industry behind Hollywood's most realistic fake body parts.Discover how one Australian lawyer-turned-intimacy coordinator revolutionized filmmaking, why major productions now budget thousands for prosthetics, and what directors like Danny Boyle look for when selecting the "perfect" prosthetic for their alpha zombies.It's a fascinating look at how modern Hollywood balances artistic vision, actor comfort, and legal protection—all while keeping audiences fooled. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Kick Streaming: High Stakes, Chaos & No Rules

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2026 51:34


    Stare into the neon-green abyss of Kick.com, a gambling sanctuary where $100 million contracts and uncurated chaos have created the unhinged frontier of streaming. Let's cross this digital desert of high-octane antisocial behavior to see if culture is evolving or just making everything much, much worse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    When Movie Soundtracks Ruled The World

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2026 72:01


    Remember when movies had bangers? From Top Gun to Pulp Fiction, we unpack how soundtracks shaped pop culture—and why they vanished. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Is Your Face "Correct"? The Dystopian Cult of Looksmaxxing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2026 59:05


    Can a single millimeter change the course of your life? In this episode, Alexander and John descend into the obsessive world of "Looksmaxxing"—where the human face is no longer a part of the soul, but another thing to be "optimized" for the sexual market and beyond. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Start 2026 By Remembering 1996

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2026 50:23


    We kick off 2026 by looking back exactly 30 years to 1996—the year Google was born, Dolly the sheep was cloned, and the Macarena consumed the world. From Tamagotchis and Nintendo 64 to the Spice Girls and Independence Day, we dissect how much has changed from that era of optimistic stability to today's urgent uncertainty. Join us for a journey through the cultural touchstones that shaped millennials and the strange path that brought us to 2026 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    DPTM Christmas Special / 2025 Wrapped

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2025 64:50


    It's the most wonderful time and that means the lads are sharing personal wins from the year, looking back at the most impactful episodes of 2025, checking in on the best Gen Z lingo of the last 12 months, and making some bold predictions for 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Namecore: The Internet's Obsession With Naming Everything

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2025 45:59


    When and why did we start naming every little niche - and defining ourselves in terms of -cores, vibes and aesthetics? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    White Lies: The Psychology of Faking Race & Identity

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2025 60:53


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    Australia's Social Media Ban: Lawyer Explains

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2025 41:55


    Australia's much anticipated social media ban for under-16s is about to start. What can we expect? Will it work? And if it does work, will that be a good thing? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Khruangbin Unleashed the A.I. Music Apocalypse

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2025 54:26


    Music is uniquely vulnerable to A.I. destruction. But why? And does anyone care? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Tom Green IS THE REASON You Know Joe Rogan

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2025 46:33


    For many, Tom Green is a relic of boundary-pushing 90s comedy. But Tom's innovations in podcasting in the early noughties may prove to be his most lasting and underrated legacy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Insane Clown Posse & the Juggalo Movement

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2025 46:23


    Whoop whoop! Welcome to the Dark Carnival. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Country That Can't Stop Gambling

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2025 52:44


    On the eve of the wildly popular Melbourne Cup, we look at Australia's bizarre obsession with gambling. Just how bad is it? And why has it taken hold? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Adelaide: Nostalgia Overdose

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2025 67:10


    This week, a look into the podbrothers' home town. Radelaide, or Badelaide? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    IRL Streaming: It's SO Much Worse Than You Thought

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2025 61:23


    An exploration of the depravity of IRL streaming. We examine the methods and motives of Kai Cenat, IShowSpeed, and others. Is it really that bad? Yes. Yes, it is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Australians Didn't Deserve Steve Irwin

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2025 46:40


    Steve Irwin was beloved by millions. But not so much in his home country. Why? And have Australians finally learned to love the Crocodile Hunter? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    How Saudi Money Bought Your Favourite Comedian

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2025 52:30


    Comedy fans around the world have been left shocked and incensed by so many of their heroes jumping at the chance to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Are they just being naive? Or could this actually do lasting damage to some of stand-up's biggest names? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    God in the Algorithm: How the Rapture went Viral

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2025 51:24


    False predictions of the apocalypse are not new. But Rapture Tok has shown that TikTok can fuel mass hysteria like nothing else. Which is worrying; but undeniably funny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Terrible Fame Of Wisdom Kaye

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2025 45:23


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    Jim Carey's 1996 ‘Flop' Is A Gen X Masterpiece

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2025 56:54


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    The Rise of 'Wildly Hysterical Man' Reels

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2025 48:04


    A particular kind of reel is taking over social media: screaming, drooling, insanely overacting men with weird fictional narratives. What on earth is going on? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    FBB Growth – AI Giantess Fantasy Unlocked

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2025 54:44


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    Big Bang Theory – How TV's Worst Show Took Over the World

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2025 49:00


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    How The Ibiza Final Boss Won

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2025 52:37


    Jack Kay has taken the internet by storm as the "Ibiza Final Boss." We'll share the hidden ingredients that made his video the viral phenomenon that has shot him to overnight fame and potentially a fortune, if the Final Boss plays his Balearic cards right. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Australia Forgot Its Greatest Song Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2025 52:26


    The Hottest 100 Of Australian Songs Of All Time was packed with bangers, but some forgotten gems need their flowers. John and AL take you through the top ten on Triple J's list, and AL reveals his top ten votes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Jojo Siwa: Cringe For Cash

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2025 55:16


    Jojo Siwa is the queen of cringe. How did this happen? And who's profiting from her meltdown? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Who Killed Late Night TV?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2025 61:20


    Late-night TV is as old as television itself. Soon it will be gone. How did we get here? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    DIY DJs On TikTok Are Sparking A Grassroots Revolution

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2025 53:57


    TikTok has totally transformed DJing. Is it a good thing? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The 'Pizza Effect' Behind Everything

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 42:47


    What is the mysterious 'pizza effect'? And how has it shaped centuries of culture - from food, to music and religious holidays? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    How Italian Brainrot Changed Memes Forever

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2025 36:29


    Italian brainrot is here, and nothing will ever be the same. We go through what it means, where it comes from, and what it signals for the future of memes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    How We Fell Into OpenAI's Trap

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2025 45:08


    Recently, a seemingly average guy named Chris Smith proposed to his A.I. chatbot. Weird, yes. But in letting ChatGPT into our lives, have we all become more like Chris than we care to admit? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Peter Andre: from Mysterious Girl to Jafaican

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2025 63:13


    Peter Andre's been in hot water for his role in 'Jafaican' (2025). But that got us thinking: just who is Peter Andre? How did he rise from a humble Aussie boyhood to become a staple of the British tabloids? Is there more to him than washboard abs?

    OnlyFans: Power, Paradox, & The Parasocial

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2025 60:13


    From overnight millionaires like Sophie Rain to established musical artists like Lily Allen and Kate Nash, OnlyFans offers eye-watering sums, often for minimal effort. But what's the real cost of this digital gold rush? We explore the societal shift around sex work, the normalization of adult content, and we help you explain to your mother what the "bop house" is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Hollywood's Addiction to Sequels

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2025 57:01


    Hollywood's sequel obsession is real! Meet the Parents' surprising return, I Am Legend bringing back Will Smith (despite his death!), and Karate Kid's endless reboots. Why can't studios create new stories? They're even ignoring iconic character deaths for familiarity. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Beauty Gap: Why Celebs Will Always Look Better

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2025 62:39


    SMAS or Deep Plane? The cosmetic surgery game has changed. Here are your options. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Lies, Loonies & Light Language

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2025 66:48


    What's behind the rise of online 'light language' practitioners? Who are they, what are they doing, and why is anyone into it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Last Survivors of Dead Games

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 44:47


    Journey through the decaying landscapes of abandoned online worlds and meet the small, dedicated communities who remain, clinging to memory and connection in these virtual ghost towns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    How The Shameful Met Gala Lives On

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2025 69:24


    How come the Met Gala hasn't been cancelled? We punch up at the celebs and media outlets that keep Anna Wintour's carnival of excess alive. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    YouTube Turns 20

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2025 64:05


    From Chocolate Rain to Kony2012, our beloved cultural phenomenon celebrates a major milestone. Feel old yet? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Problem With Cloning Dead Loved Ones

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2025 43:36


    Griefbots are more complicated than we thought. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    "Connected to Love": Katy Perry in Space

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 47:14


    Billionaire Bezos's Blue Origin baddies boondoggle bombs badly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    These New ASMR Chiro Niches Are WILD!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 68:43


    Chiro ASMR will never die. We look at the cutting-edge crackmasters who've made a name for themselves, and the strange new subgenres vying for social media supremacy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Trolling in VR Is Hilarious

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 41:53


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    City Link Ups

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 47:46


    Mentally mapping out urban spaces ("link ups"), plus aRachel Ray Gun update and the Baldwins let their masks slip on the red carpet Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Why Is A 1990 Phil Collins Concert Going Viral?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 48:50


    Suddenly, Phil Collins has a legion of new fans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    How Did Disney's 'Snow White' Go So Wrong?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2025 55:19


    The anatomy of a Disney disaster. Plus: Justin Bieber's trend-setting downfall. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Oscar Winners Sucked

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 52:19


    The 2025 Oscars is Hollywood's death rattle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    AL Watched TLC's The Baldwins - Their Masterclass in Milking Tragedy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 62:49


    The first episode of TLC's 'The Baldwins' is masterclass in misdirection. But what's it all for? Plus: Meghan Markle's IP gaffe, and the Met Gala fiasco in the making. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    'Mystery' + the Legacy of 2000s Pick-Up Artists

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 57:03


    Eric Von Markovik, aka 'Mystery': the last of a dying breed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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