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John and Al were born in the early 80s, met in the early 90s and now live on opposite sides of the world. Each week they meet virtually to make each other laugh, reminisce and throw around half-baked ideas. Don’t Praise The Machine is a record of these ch

Alexander Holland & John Maloney


    • Sep 8, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    The Rise of 'Wildly Hysterical Man' Reels

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2025 48:04


    A particular kind of reel is taking over social media: screaming, drooling, insanely overacting men with weird fictional narratives. What on earth is going on? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    FBB Growth – AI Giantess Fantasy Unlocked

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2025 54:44


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Big Bang Theory – How TV's Worst Show Took Over the World

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2025 49:00


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    How The Ibiza Final Boss Won

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2025 52:37


    Jack Kay has taken the internet by storm as the "Ibiza Final Boss." We'll share the hidden ingredients that made his video the viral phenomenon that has shot him to overnight fame and potentially a fortune, if the Final Boss plays his Balearic cards right. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Australia Forgot Its Greatest Song Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2025 52:26


    The Hottest 100 Of Australian Songs Of All Time was packed with bangers, but some forgotten gems need their flowers. John and AL take you through the top ten on Triple J's list, and AL reveals his top ten votes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Jojo Siwa: Cringe For Cash

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2025 55:16


    Jojo Siwa is the queen of cringe. How did this happen? And who's profiting from her meltdown? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Who Killed Late Night TV?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2025 61:20


    Late-night TV is as old as television itself. Soon it will be gone. How did we get here? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    DIY DJs On TikTok Are Sparking A Grassroots Revolution

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2025 53:57


    TikTok has totally transformed DJing. Is it a good thing? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The 'Pizza Effect' Behind Everything

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 42:47


    What is the mysterious 'pizza effect'? And how has it shaped centuries of culture - from food, to music and religious holidays? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    How Italian Brainrot Changed Memes Forever

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2025 36:29


    Italian brainrot is here, and nothing will ever be the same. We go through what it means, where it comes from, and what it signals for the future of memes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    How We Fell Into OpenAI's Trap

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2025 45:08


    Recently, a seemingly average guy named Chris Smith proposed to his A.I. chatbot. Weird, yes. But in letting ChatGPT into our lives, have we all become more like Chris than we care to admit? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Peter Andre: from Mysterious Girl to Jafaican

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2025 63:13


    Peter Andre's been in hot water for his role in 'Jafaican' (2025). But that got us thinking: just who is Peter Andre? How did he rise from a humble Aussie boyhood to become a staple of the British tabloids? Is there more to him than washboard abs?

    OnlyFans: Power, Paradox, & The Parasocial

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2025 60:13


    From overnight millionaires like Sophie Rain to established musical artists like Lily Allen and Kate Nash, OnlyFans offers eye-watering sums, often for minimal effort. But what's the real cost of this digital gold rush? We explore the societal shift around sex work, the normalization of adult content, and we help you explain to your mother what the "bop house" is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Hollywood's Addiction to Sequels

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2025 57:01


    Hollywood's sequel obsession is real! Meet the Parents' surprising return, I Am Legend bringing back Will Smith (despite his death!), and Karate Kid's endless reboots. Why can't studios create new stories? They're even ignoring iconic character deaths for familiarity. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Beauty Gap: Why Celebs Will Always Look Better

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2025 62:39


    SMAS or Deep Plane? The cosmetic surgery game has changed. Here are your options. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Lies, Loonies & Light Language

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2025 66:48


    What's behind the rise of online 'light language' practitioners? Who are they, what are they doing, and why is anyone into it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Last Survivors of Dead Games

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 44:47


    Journey through the decaying landscapes of abandoned online worlds and meet the small, dedicated communities who remain, clinging to memory and connection in these virtual ghost towns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    How The Shameful Met Gala Lives On

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2025 69:24


    How come the Met Gala hasn't been cancelled? We punch up at the celebs and media outlets that keep Anna Wintour's carnival of excess alive. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    YouTube Turns 20

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2025 64:05


    From Chocolate Rain to Kony2012, our beloved cultural phenomenon celebrates a major milestone. Feel old yet? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Problem With Cloning Dead Loved Ones

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2025 43:36


    Griefbots are more complicated than we thought. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    "Connected to Love": Katy Perry in Space

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 47:14


    Billionaire Bezos's Blue Origin baddies boondoggle bombs badly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    These New ASMR Chiro Niches Are WILD!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 68:43


    Chiro ASMR will never die. We look at the cutting-edge crackmasters who've made a name for themselves, and the strange new subgenres vying for social media supremacy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Trolling in VR Is Hilarious

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 41:53


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    City Link Ups

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 47:46


    Mentally mapping out urban spaces ("link ups"), plus aRachel Ray Gun update and the Baldwins let their masks slip on the red carpet Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Why Is A 1990 Phil Collins Concert Going Viral?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 48:50


    Suddenly, Phil Collins has a legion of new fans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    How Did Disney's 'Snow White' Go So Wrong?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2025 55:19


    The anatomy of a Disney disaster. Plus: Justin Bieber's trend-setting downfall. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Oscar Winners Sucked

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 52:19


    The 2025 Oscars is Hollywood's death rattle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    AL Watched TLC's The Baldwins - Their Masterclass in Milking Tragedy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 62:49


    The first episode of TLC's 'The Baldwins' is masterclass in misdirection. But what's it all for? Plus: Meghan Markle's IP gaffe, and the Met Gala fiasco in the making. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    'Mystery' + the Legacy of 2000s Pick-Up Artists

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 57:03


    Eric Von Markovik, aka 'Mystery': the last of a dying breed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    When Faking Cultural Confusion Pays : 'The Baldwins' Arrives on TLC

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2025 51:58


    Hilaria tricked you into talking about her. Plus: Tom Arnold speaks to us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Strange, Addictive Spectacle of Onijah Robinson

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 51:03


    The 'most internet' story of 2025. Plus: Hans Zimmer scores the Saudi anthem. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    GPT Voice - True Companion Or Shaping A Generation of Loners?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 49:19


    The insidious abyss of ChatGPT's voice mode, and the terrifying prospect of reanimated brains. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Australia's Social Media Ban: Brave Or Stupid?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2025 77:16


    The pros, cons and nuances of Australia's ban on social media for under 16s. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    TikTok's Back, But It's Not Business As Usual...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2025 61:56


    Did the short-lived TikTok ban unleash a geopolitical domino effect? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    A DPTMer is Born:: Reasons For TikTok BAN Aren't What You Thought.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2025 27:37


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    Hilaria Baldwin - Secret Marketing Genius?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2025 68:43


    Is Hilaria Baldwin latest 'Spanglish' gaffe actually a deliberate ploy? What's behind Meghan Markles' exquisitely cringey Netflix special? And how much of 2025 will we spend on our phones? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    DPTM Christmas Special / 2024 Wrapped

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2024 77:43


    Looking Back, Was 'Brat Summer' meaningless? Is Spotify Wrapped broken? And how did Bubba Gump Shrimp last this long? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    RayGun: It's Over

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2024 55:10


    Our Aussie breakdancing "icon" is back in the headlines after shutting down a comedy musical about her iconic kangaroo dance. Did Ray Gun's lawyers really trademark the silhouette of a kangaroo pose? You bet they did!Join us as we unpack Ray Gun's cringey attempts at damage control, her bizarre insistence that she's not in it for the money, and the Streisand Effect in all its glory. Plus, we'll explore the internet's strange fascination with hot criminals and the fine line between anti-hero and straight-up bad guy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Chatbot Beat My Doctor - Are Healthcare Costs About to Plummet?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2024 51:31


    Is ChatGPT Better Than A Doctor? How Come There's A Guinness Shortage? What Is The Word Of The Year? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The 'Wicked' Press Tour Is Hollyweird's Death Spiral :: The Secrets Of Cutting Edge Cosmetic Surgery

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2024 60:20


    Does the 'Wicked' press tour saga prove that people are finally fed up with Hollywood? Why can't anyone ask celebrities about their cosmetic procedures? And how do you 'hold space' for lyrics?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Blocked For Trolling a Beef Industry Exec on LinkedIn

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2024 53:28


    John recounts a LinkedIn debate with some "beef boys" from the Australian cattle industry where things escalated quickly.Big AL talks about his 3 "Can't Live Without Gadgets", and the boys discuss the items they are trying to save money on in this year's Black Friday Sales. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ultrarunner & Husband Made 300 Wikipedia Edits to Boost Her Image

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2024 58:05


    The podbrothers unpack the bizarre events leading to athlete Camille Herron's downfall, and the psychology of being caught in a lie. Plus: ChatGPT knows all about your life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Raygun's Secret New Payday Playbook Revealed:: Texted My GF But Sent To My Lawyer By Mistake

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 50:39


    We talk the return of Raygun. What's her strategy? Will it work? How do society and the media come to grips with celebrity meme born of failure? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Lily Allen's OnlyFans Account :: What Happened To Soylent? :: The Rise of Barron Trump

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 44:45


    - Go deep on Lily Allen's OnlyFans feet pic fortune. What are the economics, ethics and implications of a musician making an income from images of her toes? - Take a swig of Soylent, Silicon Valley's iconic meal replacement drink. How did it come to be, and where's it at these days? - Profile the tech-savvy rizzler of the Trump family, Barron - and his soon-to-be sister-in-law Kimberly Guilfoyle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    A.I. vs Artists: The Protest Letter With 10k Signatures :: 10 Drunk Cigarettes :: McDonald's Robots

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2024 57:45


    This week, the podbrothers tackle A.I. vs artists - from the recent petition signed by over 10k creatives (including some Hollywood heavyweights) to the dilemma of '10 Drunk Cigarettes'. Plus, Alexander's encounter with the McDonald's kiosk screen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    A Stand By Me Sequel? :: A Terrible Haircut :: Monster Trucks and Marvel IP

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 60:15


    This week, John and Al take in a monster truck rally, remember a Rob Reiner/Stephen King classic and get scammed by Tibetan throat-singers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Google Becomes Cheugy :: Airline's Adult Film Mishap :: The Mystery of 'Mood Residue'

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2024 66:33


    The podbrothers wonder about memory and forgetting, airplane R 18+ film mishaps and the sudden cheugy-ness of Google. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Starlink Takes Over The World :: A Forgotten Character Actor :: A Godox S.A.D. Lamp?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 62:45


    Get ready to say goodbye to airplane boredom (and maybe your privacy) as Elon Musk's Starlink promises internet EVERYWHERE!

    Google NotebookLM :: Diddy's Comeuppance :: The AFL Grand Final and the Berlin Wall

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2024 63:01


    This week, the podbrothers cover Google's new A.I.-generated podcast tool, the AFL Grand Final, Diddy's downfall, the Berlin Marathon, Frankie Valli's spate of unsettling performances and Five Guys' ingenious marketing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Crazy Fast Food Price Hikes :: Was Ben Lee An Auto-tune Pioneer? :: Middle-Aged Marketing

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2024 45:24


    This week, the podbrothers discuss the mysterious explosion of fast food prices, Australia's possible claim to auto-tune history, and a midlife marketing crisis. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Boomer Phone Habits :: The Weirdness Of 40-Hour Famines :: A Huge Announcement

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2024 54:57


    This week, the podbrothers address some key differences in boomer vs younger generation phone use; get nostalgic about famine events and share some huge news. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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