Same Day Shipping: Real Love & Fake Relationships

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What if your neat freak boyfriend dropped your toothbrush in the toilet and didn't tell you about it? Sorry, I meant "what's the deal with boyfriends dropping your toothbush in the toilet?" Then, Sweet Tooth is a murderous clown who drives an ice cream with mini-guns strapped to the sides, but does that mean we can't ship him? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when your girlfriend dies and/or disappears for, like, years, and then comes back, only to fly off to fight some aliens or some shit? Then, look, there's a pair of movies in the theatre right now, and we're creatures of the culture, so: Barbieheimer Ships, it is! Hunger Games! Barbie! X-Men! Neils Bohr (for some reason)! The Simpsons! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when your super sweet, super thoughtful wedding present reveals that your man has been WAITING for the perfect moment to leave you for some mystery girl? Then, look, Tom Cruise will die making these Mission Impossible movies for us some day, AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT. It means it's time for Cruise Ships 2 Part III (or is it Cruise Ships 3 Part 2?). Mission Impossible! Interview with the Vampire! Collateral! A Few Good Men! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when your contributions to rock and roll are being overlooked by your bandmate? Do you confess your inventions sorta suck? Then, there's a new Superman show, which means it's time to talk about all our favorite Clarks and Loises! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when your cagey SO has to disappear for days at a time, and when you press them for explanation, all they can ask is that you "trust them"? Why, you go downstairs and marry them of course! Then, dust off your fedoras, there's a new Indiana Jones movie in the theatres, which means it's time to talk Whip Ships! Batman Returns! Iron Man II! Scott Pilgrim vs. the World! Toy Story! Tenacious D! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when you find yourself re-embroiled in Meg-related attacks? You suit up and fight that thing: what other choice ya got? Then, Asteroid City is in wide release so it's time to stare dead-eyed directly into the camera and ship all things Wes Anderson. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How can you even go on when a swing dancer at a wedding flips your wife like 9 times? You can't sleep! Your neighbor sends a pig wearing a mask into your home through the doggie door! Your life is in shambles, which means: you're a Tim Robinson character. (It's so good to have new I Think You Should Leave.) Then, the new Pixar film Elemental looks like shit, but it is out now, which means we're talking Elemental Ships! Avatar the Last Airbender! Star Wars: The High Republic! Little Nemo The Dream Master! Sky High! The X-Men! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when you should be fighting vampires, but instead you have to be the cool teacher? Or maybe the negligent, absentee teacher? Look, we don't say it a lot, but: maybe call the cops? Then, Diablo IV is out and offering countless dungeons through which to crawl, which means we're going Crawl Ships! Girls! Secretary! 12 Minutes! The Superior Spider-Man! Star Wars! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Star Wars Jedi Survivor is out today and it looks like it's good, so the Shipple Dips are talking Survivor Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when you're in an intense climbing situation with another person and it turns out they were totally boning your ex? You swallow your pride and SURVIVE. Then, Chavalier is in theatres which means the Dips are shipping Violin Ships! Who will wind up with Dr. Michael Morbius this week? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when Colin forces you to consider a hypothetical situation from the perspective of a Tim Robinson character? Then, Chupa is out on Netflix, which I guess means it's time for Suck Ships? Ships that suck! Movies that suck! Episodes of good TV shows that suck! And, inevitably, a living vampire man who sucks... blood, that is! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When you see a picture of yourself, but it's been yassified, does that feel... aspirational to you? Or critical? Or just nutso? Then, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is out in theatres, which means we are talking about Thief Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're going back to Woodsborrow! Part 2 of the Scream Ship-A-Thon, finds the the Shipple Dips revisiting everyone in the original Scream trilogy, and pairing them up with their perfect mates. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a new Scream movie in theatres, which means we're taking a "stab" at a Colombo Ghostface cold open. It goes great! Then, in part one, we find ships for all the new kids introduced in Scream 4 and Scream 5. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when you left for the summer, and your SO ends up hooking up with your best friend? You dump him, right? Then what if he and the friend insist on telling you about everything and then dating in front of you FOREVER? Or, y'know, 'til next summer. Then, Creed III is out in theatres, which means... Patrick and Ryan spend a lot of time talking about Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantumania. Oh, and everyone watches the Creed music video for With Arms Wide Open. Look, it's sort of a weird episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when you're jealous AND a big ol' creep? Maybe you don't murder the person you're jealous of! Then, Cocaine Bear is out in theatres, which means it's finally time to do Cocaine Ships! Oh Hello! Boogie Nights! Breaking Bad! Legends and Lattes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have a format. Such and such happens, but you are such and such - what do you do? Then Colin comes in here, and poses a "would you rather?" and frankly, no one knows what to do. Would you rather have sex with someone who has to poop or would you rather just not have sex? Then, the Winnie the Pooh horror movie, Blood and Honey (which should really be spelled "Blood and Hunny" now that I'm thinking of it), is released today which means it's time to talk Public Domain Ships! Sports Night! Little Women! Dick Tracy! Wizard of Oz! Sherlock Holmes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What if you had a one-of-a-kind talent, and some international adventure dude took advantage of that gift to steal some fancy tiny boat? Start a life of crime? Then, Magic Mike's Last Dance is out today, so it's time to discuss Last Dance Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when the outsider your brother brought into the family turns on everyone and your brother is nowhere to be found? You consider betraying everyone too, right? (This one's about wrestling.) Then, the new M. Night Knock at the Cabin is in theatres which means it's time to discuss Cabin ships! WWE! Gerald's Game! Misery! Fargo! Little Darlings! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

MILF Manor. Should be illegal. We gotta talk about it.Then, Shotgun Wedding comes to Prime Video today, which means it's time to discuss Shotgun Ships! Kill Bill! Death Proof! Silence of the Lambs! Animal Crossing! Doom Eternal! Fallout 4! Supernatural! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when you've been betrayed by your alien parasite / lover? Oh, you think it's not as big a deal as being betrayed by your friends and cohosts, who never had your back about how Venom is a modern superhero-horror-romance classic??? Look, there are a lot of hurt feelings so Let's Sort Them Out. Then, it's a new year, which means a new commitment shipping. The Shipple Dips share their resolutions for the new year (some of which are ship related, and some speak to fundamental needs for change) before talking about some "new' ships. The OC! Bridget Jones! Marvel's Midnight Suns! Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when you know, FOR SURE, that you've seen a ghost, but your husband is totally razzing you for it at a dinner party? You assume that your husband is a killer, collet the baby, and get the hell out of the house. Then, Black Panther Wakanda Forever is out in theatres, so we're talking Forever Ships! 30 Rock! Star Trek: The Next Generation! The Sandlot! Devil in Ohio! The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Special guest hot take from none other than TAYLOR GD SWIFT. That's right, she's sending coded messages to the Shipple Dips, and it is their duty to figure out what exactly is going on in those 15 seconds between ridicule and applause. Then, Daniel Radcliffe is Weird Al in Weird, so it's time to discuss the weirdest possible ships in this weird episode about Weird Ships! Willy Wonka! Captain Phillips! Dog! The Kraken's Sacrifice! Mission Hill! House of the Dragon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when your meticulous log of every hook-up in the school GETS OUT? And then you get punched?!?!? FOR WHAT REASON?! Then, it's still October, which means it's Mocktober Fest! The Office! Fear Street 1666! New Girl! Mystery Science Theatre 3000! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when your cool witchy friend chooses her boyfriend over you? Anti-love spell? Then, it's October, so it is naturally time for Croctober Fest (and this has nothing to do with Lyle Lyle Crocodile, in theatres now). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when your rich, hot, strangely European, host starts making the moves on you? What if he's a dracula? You just do Dracula, right? Then, Don't Worry Darling has had one nightmare of a publicity tour, so it's time to discuss Behind The Scenes Ships! Only Murders In Building! Get Over It! Slings and Arrows! 30 Rock! SNL! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

dun dun dadda dun dundadda dun dundadda dun dundadda DEEEEE DUUUUH dadda dee duh, dah-dee-DUUHIt's a Game of Thrones x SDS All Stars Shipathon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What if your S.O. humiliates himself with his inability to eat pancakes at volume? Probably cheating on you, right? Then, Barbarian is is in theatres, so we're talking our favorite AirBnB ships! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when your SO proposes to you... and THEN announces that they're dying? Do you kick 'em to the curb or just get married in the pocket dimension? Then, Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power is out on Amazon, so you know it's time to talk Elf Ships. How many "The Santa Clause" scenarios do the Shippers have worked out for you? At least two. How many gross House Elf scenarios? At least one. How many additional Final Fantasy VI references? Oh, they'll never run out. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

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What do you do when you SO is obsessed with roleplaying a violent, incestuous, beastiality scenario (that also happens to be a classic 80s sitcom)? COMPROMISE PROBABLY. Then, it's weird to say this, but Game of Thrones is sorta back? Weirder still, the Shippers are hella excited for it? Look, they'll get to ships eventually, but they need a minute to why they loved the HBO Tits and Dragons show so much. It's Ships of Ice and Fire! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

I don't know why we let Colin do Hot Takes.Then, there's a new Top Gun movie in theatres which means we're doing Top Ships! Top Gun! The X-Files! Batman! Monsters, Inc.! Stand and Deliver! Dangerous Minds! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

If your SO once had a chip implanted in you that made it so he could monitor you all the time, how the heck are you ever supposed to trust him again? Oh, he removed the chip did he? Maybe he just implanted another chip that made you believe you had all your chips removed - EVER THINK OF THAT HUH DID YOU? Then, there's a new Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers movie, so the Shippers are talking Rescue Ships! The other three all talk about whatever, but Colin does a full-on southern re-enactment of Cliffhanger, so listen for that if nothing else. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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After years and years of planning, the Shippers are finally ready to tackle the untacklable: which Nicolas Cage movie is the best Nicolas Cage movie? The tournament begins as 15 classic films vie for the title of Eastern Division Champion, and a chance to take on the winner of the Western Division Champion next week! Who will win? Which Cage is Cage-y-est? And what is a soft boiled egg? Only very specific measurements of time will tell! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Oh my god. Kelly saw Morbius so, like, let's talk about what it would be like to be the woman in that movie. There was a woman in that movie right? And then ("and then!?") there's a new season of Barry, co-starring Henry Winkler, so the Shippers are talking their favorite Winkler Ships. Happy Days! Teen Wolf! Ferris Bueller's Day Off! Best in Show! Moon! (And Patrick didn't come up with a ship, so instead he exposes everyone to a cursed Lego / Marvel / Muppets Mash-Up.)Peg Mogge? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Your SO had a second personality this whole time and that personality to perfect for you. Like, you love that damn alternate personality so much, but he's been keeping it from you? Good think he's a babe either way. Then, there's a movie about a wolf, a shark, a spider, a snake called The Bad Guys, so the shippers talk about how in appropriate it is to market a children's movie with that Billie Eilish song, and their favorite Crew Ships. Our Flag Means Death! Star Wars! The Abyss! The Meg! Firefly! Community! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Isn't it always the way? The instant you find creative, revolutionary fulfillment in your magazine, you end up boinking the centerfold! We've all been there, but what about when said centerfold FALLS IN LOVE WITH YOU? Then, a new season of Russian Doll is on the infinitely repeating horizon, so the Shippers are saying "sweet birthday baby" and celebrating Birthday Ships! Sometimes that just means characters that have birthdays, and sometimes that means characters in movies where there are other characters that we never see, who will never have another birthday again. (It also means one deranged fantasy that we are all genuinely worse off for hearing.) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What do you do when some viscount tries to suck bee-sting venom out of your titties? What do you know about allergies? What does ANYONE know about allergies? Then, AmbuLAnce is a new heist-y, chase-y movie directed by Michael Bay, so the Shippers are talking Chase Ships! Looney Tunes! The Other Two! Seinfeld! Drive Me Crazy! The Batman! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

When you're dating someone new, you have to expect some of the usual questions to pop up. Have you ever been married? Where did you grow up? Do you have any siblings? Is it cake? Only one of these questions is a test you can fail that would result in you getting no dessert of any kind. DON'T GET IT WRONG! Then, Jared Leto is MORBIUS THE LIVING VAMPIRE so it's time to discuss our favorite (and least favorite) Former Teen Idol Ships! Bojack Horseman! A Mighty Wind! From Justin to Kelly! Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23! Degrassi! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What do you do when you and your secret boyfriend THE GILDED AGE decides to start pitching woo at some THE GILDED AGE rich, but sorta boring, girl instead of THE GILDED AGE you? Then, there's a new Kirby game with THE GILDED AGE a special "Mouthful Mode" so the Shippers are THE GILDED AGE talking about their favorite THE GILDED AGE Mouthful Ships! The Bet! THE GILDED AGE! Fresh! THE GILDED AGE! Sideways! THE GILDED AGE! Willy Wonka! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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What do you do when your lame little sister writes a whole play spilling all your MOST DRAMATIC dirt? Own it? Bully her into oblivion? Replace the first letter of your name with the letter B!??! Then, Elden Ring is a dark, scary, difficult video game, and the Shippers are celebrating by coming up with their favorite Ring Ships. Schitt's Creek! The Wedding Planner! The Hobbit! The Truth About Cats and Dogs! Green Lantern! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What do you do when a friend sets you up on a date with a sweet, little old lady? YOU HAVE A NICE NIGHT WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!?!??! Then, there's an Uncharted movie in theatres, and Tom Holland wishes he hadn't played the character so macho. That means the Shippers are ready to dig into their favorite Macho Ships. The Righteous Gemstones! Katee Robert's The Beast! Peacemaker! Breaking Bad! Arrested Development! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Shippledips try to parse out what it'd be like to be the heroes of the new Matrix movie. Like: you may not remember your previous life, but you still wanna smooch, don't you? Then, this is the third dang wave of COVID-19, and everyone's going a little bit crazy, so it's time for Threequel Ships! Spider-Man! The Witcher! The Lord of the Rings! The Bourne Identity! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What do you do when your S.O. takes a tennis court out from under the noses of some pretty cool people who may or may not be Kelly and Colin (but are definitely two strangers in a hypothetical scenario that has nothing to do with half the hosts of this show)? Then, it's sort of a walk to explain why this week's topic is "Basement Ships" but it is. Fraggle Rock! Elmo! That 70s Show! Wayne's World! Sopranos! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What do you do when your friend says they're skipping ahead one year at a time to experience one minute each time? You try to help for, like... a little bit, right? Then, Scream is out in theatres, but it's the fifth film in the series, so it should really be called 5cream. Now that "5cream" is canon, it's time for 5cream Ships, so let's get nasty. Thirteen! Dave! Murakami! Bayonetta! Buffy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Okay, on what planet do you skip out on your father's wedding to celebrate Christmas in a castle? The planet where Cary Elwes might be your new step-dad, that's where! Then, there's a new damn West Side Story movie out in the world, so we're doing Jets and/or Sharks Ships! Cowboy Bebop! Harley Quinn! Maneater! Mako: The Jaws of Death! Independence Day! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What do you do when your friend catches her SO boinking his own brother? Are they twins? Sure why not? Then, Benedetta is some kind of psychosexual nun-thriller and it's out today! That means the Shipple Dips are talking Nun Ships! Sister Act! Keeping the Faith! The Conjuring! Evil! The Sound of Music! Daredevil! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.