The Ill Advised Podcast

In this episode the fellas recall another heart warming camping memory, dive deep into their childhood, and of course… MMM!

The gang re lives one of Jared's fondest memories of his childhood with Matt, Chris has a manic episode at the grocery store, and everything gets wrapped up with Matt's Marvel Minute.

On this episode the fellas discuss Tom Brady's new deal, Mike Tyson's Super Punch-out (not the game), and Matt sweeps up with "Matt's Marvel Minute".

The guys celebrate Matt's birthday and discuss which popular super hero would come out on top in a battle to the death.

In this episode the crew discusses a slew of random topics, including gross asian food, Elon Musk's furthering plans of world domination, and Matt's Marvel minute.

In this installment, the gang discusses Chris' lack of balance on icy surfaces, the status of the conflict in the Ukraine, and that time Chris accosted an American hero.

After multiple perilous bouts with illness, the gang gets back in the studio to catch up on things like the Super Bowl commercials, up and coming movie trailers, and reminisce about some TV & Movie gems from the past.

The Crew discusses E-Sports and the Winter Olympics while they helped Jared cope with another Cowboys Post-Season loss.

The crew confronts the ideas of “life with no inner monologue” and complexities of Theoretical Physics

The crew says out with the old and in the new by tossing out some of the worse that 2021 had to offer!

Jared & Matt get us into the Christmas Spirit by sharing some of their childhood Christmas memories, war is declared on “Die Hard”, and Matt & Chris go toe to toe testing their Christmas trivia skills to see who has the most holiday spirit!

The Crew breaks down last minute Christmas Shopping, slices into a discussion about pizza, and learned all they needed to know about snapping/slider turtles!

In this episode, Matt is wrong about almost everything, the guys resurrect “Super Pickle”, and share their secret to a pre-pandemic cinema game.

In this installment, Jared attempts to describe the desolate landscape of dating in your mid 30's, while Chris is “touched” by spirits, and Matt tries to depress everyone.

Everybody from The ILL Advised Podcast wishes you and yours a very happy Thanksgiving!

We break down all the barriers and march our way into the cold with our kinkiest episode ever!

Here's some BONUS footage from Episode 40 we thought you would like that was to good not to share! Enjoy!

In this Episode Jared breaks down the most over the top Japanese Anime while Chris shares with the crew a little “Pillow Talk”

The Crew talks fiscal responsibilities, Urban Myer's poor choices, and Chris' experience reaching "Sopranos Nirvana!"

The Crew discusses all things MOB in anticipation of the new Sopranos Prequel, "The Many Saints of Newark" while Matt puts at risk with the FBI!

The crew talk about chilling details of the Gabby Petito case, tackle racial inequities, and wish Matt and Jared's mother a happy birthday!

The ILL Advised Crew is back in the studio with an all new look and with some brand new faces! We welcome Matt into the fold who's helping us hold down the fort while we anxiously wait for the return of Producer Anthony!

On this episode the crew mourns the loss of Comic Legend Norm McDonald.  Matt also enlightens us of his obsession with Japanese Anime, while Jared helps Chris declare his hatred for all things DC & Marvel!

In this episode, the fellas discuss their ideal presidential candidates, life after 2020, and some quirky eating habits!

In this episode, the fellas relive Gabes perilous back alley adventure, debate ethical punishment, and shed light on some wild conspiracy theories.

In this episode, the guys do the dumbest thing ever!

In this episode, the fellas learn the "ins and outs" of sandwich politics, debate the best course for revenge, and pump some much-needed innovation into cheating in the classroom!

In this episode, we share what it takes to get us going in the morning and the horrors of the Infamous "Karen"!

With Gabe MIA, Jared and Chris hold down the fort while discussing the future of sports during the current status quo, Kanye West in the White House, and they passionately pick apart the infamous "Pyramid Scheme!"

The fellas talk shop with local ink master AJ Kappes and find themselves on the run after unintentionally ousting the infamous "Tattoominati"!

In this episode Gabe shares his rocky mountain high experience, gives us another reason not to go to a gas station with him, and Chris tells us about his fascination with phobias nobody asked him about.

In this episode the crew discusses eyebrow waxing, what would you do if you couldn't pay at a restaurant, and the best way to dump someone!

We have good friend and all around manly tinkerer Erick Rivers with The Rivers Experience on the show to discuss the ins and outs of making the Ill Advised Knife!

The Crew breaks down the US' newest threat, the strangest place we've ever been, and the ultimate movie trilogy!

The crew sits back to discuss what's on everybody's mind and in what ways it has affected us.

We are back boys and girls, and we kicked off this premier in classic ILL Advised fashion! The gang talks shit to Holistic Nutritionist Karen Langston and learn why she's called the ”Poop Queen”

The Ill Advised Crew goes live for the first time! We round table Gabe's crazy shenanigans, discuss crazy news from the state of Florida, and have the largest Horror Icon Battle Royal that goes no where! 

In this episode the guys round table Gabe's medical supply REPO Stories, take on the controversial topic of Marijuana Legalization, and we discus how a Florida convenience store has made passing a drug test much more convenient. 

**We apologize to our listeners for the audio quality of this episode. We did experience some technical difficulties.  In this episode Jared talks us through Week 2 of Cowboy Football, we venture into the raging & controversial topic of vaping, and close out the show by learning why you just can't trust dolphins with your kids anymore! 

On this episode the guys discuss Jared's upcoming cruise trip, the buffet lines he'll be attacking while there, and why Chris will probably never go with him. We talk apocalyptic warfare and discover a creative way to get hefty fine in Spain!

In this episode we round table about Gabe's new life goals and new found love for kitchenware, discuss the tech devices we can't live with out, and we break in a new segment to the show! 

The Crew comes back from a small break and welcomes home Producer Anthony from his adventure in Europe with a little Q&A! We learn about the amazing sights, try some amazing foods, and The Gabe unlocks the wonders of Legal Prostitution! 

In this episode the guys wow everyone with some of their most useless talents God can give a human being, they point and laugh at some pretty freaking weird beliefs, and we learn real quick why we wouldn't want to get stuck in an elevator with The Gabe!

Producer Anthony makes the crew dig deep by discussing how helpful to others we really aren't, makes Chris & Jared kiss up to our wives, helps The Gabe discover how empty his bucket list is, and we shed light on the Brawny Man!

In this episode the crew opens up and shares their secret guilty pleasures to the world, they take turns swinging the verbal bat at the Facebook Pinata, and they disclosed their silliest fears!

In this episode the guys disclose what we would do if we never had to waste time sleeping, what pisses each one of us off, our favorite movie villains, and apparently Gabe can pole vault!

In this episode the crew officially welcomes Producer Anthony to The Ill Advised Podcast Round Table while we explore the hidden treasures of Dumpster Diving, discuss New Olympic Sport possibilities, and express our innermost feelings while reviewing the child classic "Lion King." 

The Ill Advised Crew welcomes Guest Host Cliff Massey!In this episode we learn who's a city boy and who actually has a little country in them, we discover a "jig-pole & noodling" are not sexual terms, and that The Gabe requires an adult to remove a fish from his pole and to bait his line.

In this episode the gang changes things up with a round table discussion with Jared & The Gabe breaking down their road rage incidents while behind the wheel. The Gabe tells us why his workplace is ZERO days accident free, and Chris sets us on the path to shit talking!

In this episode we take a walk down memory lane and discover how the greatest bro trio of all time came to be, we talk Super Bowl way after the Super Bowl, and listen to Chris slip into the rabbit hole known as his mind while deciphering whether an orange is a color or a fruit! 

In this episode we tiptoe through the most embarrassing situations our kids have ever done, while Chris lets out his inner Antonio Banderas, The Gabe auditions for Sling Blade, and Jared does Arnold Schwarzenegger better than Arnold Schwarzenegger.