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A Message from Dave - SUMMER BREAK!

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2022 4:39


Please listen to this important message from Dave and then go enjoy your Summer!   -The Dave and Steve Show with Tracy

Dave Missing Pt2, NAFTA, Work travel, Taco Music

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2022 50:07


Tracy and Steve reflect on: NAFTA Bananas Harry Potter Busy days at work Steve's not afraid of getting a job done Tracy presented to a packed house of ghosts Sight seeing while on business trips Mostly food related travel Steve played drums at a taco place Commercial Tracy's Minute Headlines Happy Independence Day!            

Time Travel questions, Swedish Dave, Shortsleeve Sweatshirts, Naked Lawyers

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2022 61:49


Tracy helps Steve stumble through an intro Steve mentions Harry Potter before the 3 minute mark Tracy thinks Time Travel is like spackle Steve admits he doesn't listen to Tracy during the show until it is recorded Steve compliments Tracy's ability to tell a joke in a barely condescending way The difference between Drunk Dave and Steve with Tracy and regular Dave and Steve with Tracy isn't alcohol Dave pops in from Sweden over a bad wifi translation Dave comes back on his phone, does 8 minutes on getting hassled, then leaves, despite not having anything else to do in his hotel room. Tracy does a minute Headlines tell us that sometimes lawyers like to drive in the nude. Steve and Tracy give up.    

Drunken La Bambas, Failing Sparks, and Barbershop Musks

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 75:26


Dave and Steve recap their band reunion. Turns out the guy couldn't sing La Bamba. Dave and his buddy, Toby, had to play against their will. Steve overstayed his karaoke welcome. We cut a new song called "We Are the Kittitas." Dave nailed the "Talk Dirty to Me" solo. Tracy is having Spark problems. We talk a lot about Customer Service and how awful it is. Dave whines to Twitter often. We get a brand new Minute from Tracy. Tracy is in a shitty mood due to technical difficulties. Dave wonders why barbershops smell so good. We get headlines from Tracy!

Disneyland Diaries, Road Ragers, and Farting Families

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2022 72:53


Dave immediately forgets "with Tracy!" It's Dave's fault that there was no show last week. He also went to see "Smokey and the Bandit." Tracy kind of wants to be the coach from "Bad News Bears." Dave is back from Disneyland and is broke. The Rise of the Resistance ride is AMAZING... ...and Tracy's kids will never get to see it. Dave and Steve's band is reuniting for one night only! Steve's kid took his first round of SATs. Steve was involved in a road rage incident. We talk the Bret Michaels hand gesture. Tracy surprises us by not being an aggressive driver. We talk about putting our kids in tough situations. Life sucks. That's what Dave says. We get a new Minute from Tracy! Steve can't get the mold right on his plaster penis. Tracy brings us Headlines! We talk about family etiquette around farting. Dave explains how to avoid butthole chocolate. Dave also sees huge benefit in fleshy robot fingers. thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com 

Steve and Tracy Quiz Their Sons

Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2022 58:56


Once again, Dave is taking some well deserved R&R from life, and that includes his podcast Tracy and Steve are left to mind the store again Tracy proposes an entire new segment of topics certain to anger Dave when he hears them There's a commercial Then there's a brand new minute from Tracy Steve and Tracy force two of their children to play a quiz game so difficult that they are sure to be humiliated Someone was humiliated Tracy gives us headlines And we wish Dave a safe return next week.

Unlearned music, Unfun birthdays, Unclaimed phones

Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2022 70:43


Steve Complains about the music he has to learn for two gigs   Tracy talks about how birthdays are represented in his life   Dave had a rough weekend and lost a chair, with a phone in it   Dave's family had better not ruin Disneyland for him Tracy has a minute Headlines Reminder that Dave is going to Disneyland next week This episode has a bleep in it.

Frigid Idaho Forests, First time drives, and Fearful fathers

Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2022 58:02


Tracy heard Portuguese in Idaho. We hear whether the guys get lousy t-shirts on vacation. Steve is healthier and within the margin of error. We hear recollections of our first time driving a car...except Dave's. Having your father afraid for his life is the key to a successful relationship. Steve hates PBS and it made his son get lost while out driving. Dave's wife sold everything in their house. John Tortello brings us back to the pastry that started his empire. A new minute! Headlines! Tune in each Monday for a new episode!   thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com 

Covid Steves, Tracy Juniors, and Old Daves

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2022 46:17


A man grew a penis on his arm. Thanks to modern science, we have a stand-in for Tracy! Steve got "The Vid." Dave got the news that he is old. Lacrosse stuff is mentioned, as is a truck bumper. We hear from the fine folks at Chicken Box. Dave scolds Steve for not giving Tracy his proper dues. Other junk happens... ...and then the show reaches an all-time low. Tune in next week as the cast returns in full force! thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com 

Clogged Pipes, Lazy Birds, and Offensive Minutes

Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 64:45


Tracy discusses his broken pipe and it's not in his house Steve warns that Tracy's metaphors could be hazardous Some surprising information about Mount Rushmore Nothing is the size of a regulation Bocce court Steve explains why birds are lazy and hate us Steve is a popcorn extremist and has opinions We have a brand new sponsor! Tracy's most offensive minute yet We have headlines and more!

Busy Daves, Tracy Loves Tracy, Blood Poisoning

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2022 60:58


The whole crew is back! Dave calls out Tracy for loving Tracy Dave is busy and getting busier and Steve and Tracy are on their own next week. Dave talks midlife crisis and Steve internalizes, Tracy says "no internalizing. Dave remembers he went to school with someone. Dave has theories about Les Schwabb Steve's kid had a little blood poisoning Tracy is going to war with his sanitation company Break Tracy's minute Tracy ONLY makes KISS metaphors Headlines!          

Split Shows, New Drunks, and Santa Officers

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2022 43:12


A bit of a "Best Of" this week, but with a few brand new bits thrown in to keep you listening! Back in full force next week here on The Dave and Steve Show with Tracy!

Drunk Bits, Excessive Collins, and Goonew Tributes

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2022 71:06


Dave is sitting down and thinks people care. Steve finally sent Dave a photo. Tracy and Dave coax an F Bomb out of Steve! Steve's son is in NYC and having a great time. Dave rails against the new Polaroid cameras. Tracy accidentally saw a jazz band perform. Dave tells a story about AC/DC and his awful basketball skills. Tracy didn't hear the tone from some high school kids. His hip gave out, and Dave fell on his treadmill. Dave took a guitar lesson. We get a brand new bit, "Drunk Dave and Steve." Tracy brings us Headlines from around the World! Steve explains the best way to steal new cars. Santa and a police officer came up with an amazing idea. Dave's daughter was not a fan of "Turning Red" from Pixar. Neither was Dave. We get a brand new Minute from Tracy! We spend an excessive amount of time talking Phil Collins. The show closes with a brand new Crazy Ass Game from Steve! thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com 

Foolish Aprils, Rushed Guitars, and Swearing Kids

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2022 72:50


For the record, Dave does NOT paddle children. 2 of the 3 hosts of this show hate April Fools Day. Steve and Dave are getting the band back together... ...and Dave is already pissed off at Steve. (As of this posting, Steve still hasn't email Dave his picture.) Tracy makes it clear that Steve is no Phil Collins. Dave is taking guitar lessons in his 40s. Everyone tells Steve what a great drummer he is. Tracy had a cat-based encounter with a neighbor. Steve bought an exercise bike. Turns out it takes more than a week to make a guitar. We actually get a new Minute from Tracy this week! Dave heard his kid swear for the first time! We get Headlines from around the world! thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com 

Reykjavík Regurgitations, Pontificating Penises, and Missing Minutes

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 67:33


Dave is back and already pissed off... ...all because of a missed Dad joke. Steve ate the pudding. We changed the name of the show, but not really. We hear the harrowing tale of "Spider Island." Dave got food poisoning on an airplane and barfed in Reykjavik. He also straddled a woman on a plane. Steve made Dave's mom pass out over a cancer scare. Dave thinks Sweden is better than the United States. Tracy thinks "pride" means taking a leak wherever he sees fit. Dave created a new game, "Strawberry Jam or Pickled Herring?" We hear the shocking revelation that getting tattooed hurts. Steve gives a rave review to the book, "The Broken Room." He also talks for a long time about the guest he didn't book. Dave rarely likes the comedians that Steve does. We get an impromptu plug for Promax bars. Tracy checked out of "Pam and Tommy" when it came to a head. We talk about shows that confuse us and we hate... ...including "Raised by Wolves" and "The Expanse." We get NO NEW MINUTE from Tracy! But he does bring us headlines from around the world! Email Us: thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com 

Drunken Master Paul Interview, Dave's 2nd absence, Pineapples

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2022 68:13


Dave is gone again Tracy and Steve talk about pineapples and swinging Steve and Tracy speak with Drunken Master Paul, a man with such an interesting life journey, you have to hear it to believe. An incredible Minute from Tracy. Headlines. Dave still didn't show up.

Daveless hosts, Norwegian Legions, Kayaks, In-person Conferences, Banana Puddings, Unheard Songs,

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022 56:18


Steve and Tracy openly weep as Dave does or does not join the Norwegian Legion even though Dave is probably in Sweden. Tracy totally rocks a conference where he dials down a key-note speaker Key-note speaker did NOT footnote Tracy's quote Steve loves banana pudding Weird snack cracker supply chain woes Steve played drums on a song you can't hear Dave still doesn't show up There's a commercial Headlines Steve and Tracy marvel at filling 56 minutes without Dave's ample talk time Steve and Tracy again talk through the outro music, which definitely wouldn't fly if Dave was around

French Alleyways, Dirty Teeth, and Marshmallow Lies

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 68:43


Dave will be out for two weeks, and that means... ...nothing really. Just more Steve and Tracy. Dave is nervous about traveling abroad. Tracy's advice is to always claim being from Canada. We talk scary moments while traveling. Tracy walked the French train tracks to Disneyland Paris. Dave and his wife are getting new tattoos. Steve saw a Bob Crane tattoo. It turns out Dave does not have the poker face he thinks he does. Steve went in for a teeth cleaning. Tracy gets to moderate some conference sessions! Steve says Tracy's minute spiked the football on Dave's face. Tracy brings us headlines from around the world! thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com 

Bathtub Sandwiches, Pretentious Gyms, and KISS Analogies

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 68:18


The show kicks off hot with the announcement of a brand-new Pepsi! Steve's family was decidedly Coke. The people Steve swims with don't like to get their hair wet. We talk Steve's super-pretentious gym. Dave makes it clear this is not a reflection on Steve. Would you pick the millionaire in a lineup of naked people? Tracy bought a brand new kickass guitar amp. It's a new week, so Dave finds a new way to get mad at Steve. Steve and Dave *might* be getting the band back together. It's a new week, so Tracy finds a new way to make a KISS analogy. Dave fell in the shower. The gang weighs in on Dave's "bathtub dinner." We get a brand new Minute from Tracy! We talk astrological signs of serial killers. Tracy brings us headlines from around the World! thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com 

Super Bowls, Gassy Holes, and Valentine Goals

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2022 74:17


Tracy handled the "Previously On" this week! Dave thinks he talks too much and Tracy agrees. We get YET ANOTHER Jimbo Billy Bob segment. Steve was right about who would have the primo Jimbo. Dave learns what GBP actually stands for. We won't need to wear masks much longer! We talk about returning to work... at work. We talk the Super Bowl. Steve is gassy and Dave calls him out on it. Tracy absolutely did not care about the Super Bowl. We talk Super Bowl halftime shows, good and bad. Steve has lost a BUNCH of weight! Steve ate a really fancy dinner. Dave hates everything... including vegetables. Tracy had to live through yet another Valentine's Day... ...not involving sexy stuff. Steve made his family say nice things to him. We get a brand new Minute from Tracy! There are a sh*tload of Brandys in this world. Dave hosts an infommercial for The Conqueror Challenges. Tracy brings us Headlines from around the World! thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com 

Moab Weddings, Streaming Debates, and Doctor Drummers

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2022 72:35


We hear from one of our UK listeners! He calls Dave an "arsehole." Dave was not happy with the caliber of "fans" last week. Here we go with Jimbo Billy Bob again. Don't enter "Swing Machine" into your search engine. We spend a fair amount of time talking about not watching the Olympics. Dave had a hell of an experience with a Notary. The Moab wedding was cold as hell. The Johnsons got scoffed at for wearing masks. Tracy's family had a very serious conversation without him. Steve sold the most precious item in his house to a doctor. We get a brand new Minute from Tracy! Truck stops really haven't changed all that much since the 80s. We learn how they took photos for 70s rock bands. Tracy brings us Headlines from around the world! Question or Comment? Email Us: thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com 

Steve and Tracy Home Alone

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2022 60:58


Dave is off strolling around a cold desert in an $80 suit, so Steve and Tracy unlock the doors to let the people in for a party. It goes well. Steve and Tracy enjoy each other's company. You should hear the weeks these two have had. There is considerable talk about Groundhog Day. Celebrating some nebulous accomplishment, Steve and Tracy decide to host one of Steve's Crazy Ass Games with two listener guests answering questions about the show.  Somebody wins! There's a minute from Tracy. Headlines are pondered. We miss Dave.

Eff Bombs, Weird Horns, and Meth Squirrels

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 71:52


(00:03:10) Tracy is officially out of the urine jar! (00:04:30) Dave is worried that this show will suck. (00:07:30) We find out who Dan Fogelberg is. (00:09:03) Dave has yet another life dilemma that he asks about. (00:11:42) EFF BOMB NUMBER ONE! (00:18:00) Steve shares his "Weird Horn Scholarship Scheme." (00:24:22) We find out if you can get a scholarship from cymbals. (00:26:36) Dave confirms the show is sucking. (00:27:40) We get a peak into Tracy's parenting style. (00:30:55) Steve volunteered to make Tracy and Dave feel bad. (00:36:37) Dave rails against training for things that don't need it. (00:42:09) We learn about the Conqueror Challenges! (00:48:33) Headlines!   The Conqueror Challenges: https://www.theconqueror.events/ Email Us: thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com 

Cherry Reds, Midnight Blues, and Urine Yellows

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 68:39


Truly one of our most entertaining, varied, and and energetic shows to date. Maybe even top 50 of our 2022 episodes thus far!   (00:03:04) - For once, it's Tracy with the technical difficulties. (00:03:47) - Or make that technical "difficul-pees." (00:05:05) - There could be a big change coming to the show... (00:06:56) - Steve had adventures. Involving peach water. (00:10:56) - He also went skiing with very expensive and brand-new gear. (00:16:43) - Tracy has a long winded way of telling his co-hosts they forgot his Birthday. (00:20:28) - What the hell made Tracy giggle off-air? (00:23:00) - Dave gives an update on his $80 dollar suit. (00:25:58) - Dave made all 3 kinds of contractors. (00:30:32) - We get a new segment called "Davey J Confession Time." (00:34:36) - Commercial Break (00:36:15) - Tracy's Minute (00:38:24) - Headlines! (00:52:26) - Commercial Break (00:54:00) - Steve's Crazy Ass Game, "Cherry Red or Midnight Blue"

ER Visits, Cheap Suits, and Vomiting Cats

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2022 66:55


We finally have the full crew back for the first time in 2022!   00:02:15 - We kick the show off with a short discussion around cat vomit. 00:05:37 - Dave's wife had a rather decent medical scare. 00:10:57 - We hear the crew's worst visits to the ER. 00:28:36 - Dave is getting dangerously close to Steve's territory. 00:32:09 - Dave gets to attend a wedding in... Utah. 00:35:54 - Dave has high hopes for his 80 dollar Amazon suit. 00:39:21 - Tracy created a Twitter account... for a hiking trail. 00:43:38 - Steve found some hidden treasures in his paid storage unit. 00:51:24 - Commercial Break 00:53:01 - Tracy's Minute! 00:56:00 - Headlines!    

No Steves, Dog Fights, and Fart Jars

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2022 69:46


00:02:55 - Dave starts the show on an incredible downer. 00:09:35 - Dave introduced his son to Jackass. 00:13:06 - Tracy and Dave have a good conversation around political middle grounds. 00:27:18 - Dave replaced a doorknob and thinks someone cares. 00:32:25 - Tracy watched movies and thinks someone cares. 00:47:18 - Commercial break. 00:48:40 - Tracy's Minute 00:53:48 - Headlines! If you want to email us with your favorite fetish or let Dave know he should get a CT scan: thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com 

Disneyworld Vacations, Mayonnaise Satans, and Eggplant Emojis

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 67:23


(00:00:49) - We learn to time travel! (00:02:00) - Dave is suffering from serious superhero fatigue. (00:11:00) - Dave screwed his hair up badly. (00:19:35) - Steve and Dave try to take credit for Tracy's Christmas miracle. (00:21:45) - Dave asks for advice on a free photo printer. (00:25:00) - Steve takes us through his magical trip to Disneyworld. (00:38:30) - Tracy's Minute! (00:40:00) - We talk New Years resolutions. (00:47:25) - Headlines from around the world!   Email: thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com 

Best Of Previously On Year End Extravaganza!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 37:46


On this year-end wrap-up show, we bring you over 30 minutes of the best moments from The Dave and Steve Show for the 2021 season. This is perfect episode to send to friends to give them a taste of what we're all about, so please share! Thank you for your continued support and we'll talk to you all in 2022!

It‘s an Okay Life!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 19:55


Join us for a very special (and thankfully short) Christmas episode, "It's an Okay Life!" We hear Steve take a journey through an alternate version of his life where Dave and Tracy don't even know who he is and where his name sure as heck isn't half the show! You won't want to miss it! And tune in next week for a very special "Previously On" year in review with Dave! Warmest of Happy Holiday wishes from the entire gang here at The Dave and Tracy... uh... we mean The Dave and STEVE Show (with Tracy)!

Gift Guides, Agitated Fathers, and Burning Airports

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 60:35


If you've still got Holiday shopping to do, then you're not going to want to miss this episode! Dave and Steve's Holiday Gift Guide, curated by Dave himself, is sure to give you at least a few gift ideas for those hard-to-buy-for people in your life!   (00:02:52) - Tracy shares a story about... stories. (00:07:50) - Dave went to New York and came back to a fire. (00:14:32) - The Holiday Gift Guide 2021 (00:38:03) - Commercial Break (00:39:42) - Tracy's Minute (00:40:56) - Least Favorite Christmas Songs (00:46:45) - Headlines!   Email Us: thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com 

It‘s The Tracy and Steve Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2021 71:17


Tracy and Steve discuss their Thanksgivings and why Dave is not around this week.    - Dave's gone to New Zealand or New Brunswick and didn't bother to call in - Tracy re-explains why he was fine for Thanksgiving - Steve had two Thanksgivings - Steve talks about a new casserole he made for almost 13 minutes https://www.tastesoflizzyt.com/pineapple-casserole/ - Cocaine is mentioned many, many times - Christmas decorations - Through the whole episode you can hear Steve's mouse clicking and Tracy doesn't mention it - There's a minute - Headlines - Tracy and Steve wish Dave a safe return.

Alone on Thanksgiving, Clips you've never heard, and Free Book Offer

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021 34:03


(00:01:00) – Tracy explains Thanksgiving cereal (00:08:00) – Our podcasting careers began 14 years ago (00:11:30) – Steve's microphone hasn't worked in 14 years (00:13:00) – The show used to have actual women on it (00:15:25) – Tracy's mom called us dumbasses (00:19:00) – Headlines from years past sound like yesterday (00:25:00) – Tracy's big book giveaway! (00:30:00) – Tracy has a new minute (00:30:40) – People discovered our show with odd search terms (00:32:20) – Big announcements for upcoming shows!

Staple Guns, Humming Birds, and Childhood Keepsakes

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 67:39


Email us at: thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com    (00:02:00) - Steve gets to tell his hardware story. (00:03:45) - Dave loses his shit over Steve's mic... again. (00:04:38) - Steve tries again without Dave being a dick. (00:17:40) - Steve tries again, but this time about humming birds. (00:27:00) - Tracy rode his bike in a terrible storm just to avoid his family. (00:30:50) - Dave loses his shit again. (00:32:30) - Dave is too old to play Halo, and he absolutely knows it. (00:40:20) - Commercial Break (00:43:12) - Tracy's Minute (00:45:32) - Headlines from Around the World (01:00:00) - We talk beloved childhood keepsakes.

Cryptocurrency Explained and Demystified with Eric and Stefan of Flourishing Capital

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 69:07


Ever heard terms like "blockchain," "NFT" or "crypto mining" and wondered what the hell they mean? Want to dabble in the world of cryptocurrency but aren't sure where you should start?   Then our guests this week are for you! Eric Gonzalez and Stefan Rollins of Flourishing Capital sit down with the crew this week for a highly engaging and entertaining interview around all things cryptocurrency. It's worth your time if you've ever wanted to know more about crytpo investing. Plus, not only are Eric and Stefan engaging to listen to, but they also just happen to be part of an exciting new company that can help you even further when it comes to choosing where to put your hard-earned money.   Of the 3 hosts, Dave probably knew the least about the subject, and he walked away with a firm grasp on the concept, the dos and don'ts, and enough information to get him pointed in the right direction should he chose to begin investing in this exciting new market.   (00:06:01) - Flourishing Capital Interview (00:51:49) - Commercial Break (00:53:01) - Tracy's Minute (00:55:16) - Headlines (01:01:00) - Pants Pooping in Marathons (01:07:35) - Steve's Cliffhanger for Next Week

Early Christmases, Dinner Parties, and Hometown Blotters

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 58:56


(00:02:20) - Dave and Steve have been friends for a LONG time. (00:03:34) - Dave started putting Christmas decorations up early. (00:09:28) - Steve's Dad got candy canes from a famous baseball player. (00:13:20) - Dave watched an identity crisis wrapped in a football game. (00:18:00) - Steve apologizes to the guys for missing a recording time. (00:22:12) - Tracy gets all fired up about real estate. (00:30:24) - A brand new Hometown Blotter! (00:34:43) - Commercial Break (00:35:28) - Tracy's Minute (00:37:00) - Headlines from around the World! (00:51:18) - A Christmas Story: Weird or Classic (00:55:04) - We submit our candidates for the Toy Hall of Fame.

Botched Intros, Vaccine Boosters, and Buttrock Baccarat

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 69:54


An absolutely STUPID amount of entertainment contained in our 80th episode! Make sure to stick around until the end to see if you can best Dave in another round of Buttrock Baccarat!   Email: thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com    (00:01:32) - Dave forgets (again) how close Steve is. (00:02:50) - We get an update on Tracy's health. (00:03:45) - We find out who the best napper of the show is. (00:09:00) - Tracy has an interesting way of communicating with his mom. (00:10:06) - Dave doesn't think the OG Ghostbusters holds up well. (00:13:00) - Steve got his COVID booster and Dave couldn't be an ass. (00:16:40) - We talk about Cryptocurrency, while knowing nothing about it. (00:19:53) - Tracy brings us Headlines from around the World! (00:26:12) - We talk worst theme parks we've ever been to. (00:40:54) - Commercial Break (00:42:33) - A new Minute from Tracy! (00:43:30) - Steve's Crazy Ass Games: Buttrock Baccarat Edition!

Short Shows, Hunting Dolls, and Covid Tracys

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 39:34


We had to throw together a short-but-sweet show this week for a variety of reasons. Have a listen, and then buckle up for next week as we are coming back with a VENGEANCE!   Email Us: thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com 

Chicken Box, Weird Mandates, and Magic Tricks

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2021 72:58


Dave asked the crew to get weird for episode 78, and boy did they oblige...   (01:48) - Tracy got the Chicken Box. (02:40) - Dave is halfway through Sober October and Liquid Death is helping. (06:30) - Steve recreates what it will sound like when drunk Dave returns. (08:18) - What Tracy did last week. (11:00) - We talk Lynyrd Synyrd and the new Netflix documentary. (16:10) - Tracy puts on a hat and Steve takes a shirt off. (23:45) - What Steve did last week. (26:00) - We talk go-to magic tricks to impress friends of our children. (36:00) - Steve finds hot cocoa in a VERY odd place on his body. (38:35) - Commercial Break (39:34) - Tracy's Minute (40:50) - We talk things that should symbolize success, but suck. (44:14) - Pianos aren't as cool as you think they are. (47:43) - Headlines   If you've got a question or comment for us, email us at: thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com   

Jay Jay French - Guitarist and Founder of Twisted Sister

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 75:05


We've brought you lots of guests over the history of The Dave and Steve Show, but none that have ticked the "bucket list of guests" for both Tracy and Dave quite like our guest this week!   Jay Jay French is a founding member of the iconic rock band, Twisted Sister, and also the author of the brand new "Bizoir" or Business-Meets-Memoir book, "Twisted Business: Lessons from My Life in Rock 'n Roll."   Jay Jay talks all things Twisted Sister, business philosophy, and joke telling in a highly entertaining exclusive Dave and Steve Show interview. You're not going to want to miss this episode!   Once the interview wraps up, stick around for a new Minute from Tracy as well as Headlines from around the globe!   (05:10) - Jay Jay French Interview (54:53) - Tracy's Minute (56:30) - Headlines (58:22) - We talk close bear encounters. (01:07:10) - We find out where the crew stands on disposable diapers. (01:12:00) - Show Wrap Up

Split Beards, Wall Dolls, and Spongebob Romances

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2021 57:37


We begin episode 76 with a HUGE announcement about an upcoming guest! Then stick around for all of your favorite Dave and Steve Show humor, including the Hometown Blotter, Headlines, and a new game from Steve! Tell your friends, and let us know what you think of the show by reaching out at: thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com    (03:05) - HUGE upcoming guest announcement! (08:00) - Dave is trying his hand at Sober October. (10:20) - What Did You Do Last Week? (14:22) - Dave takes issue with Tracy's cry for attention. (21:30) - Dave and Steve's Hometown Blotter (25:30) - A brand new product from an old friend! (27:00) - Tracy's Minute (30:10) - Headlines (30:24) - Steve would totally hide a doll in a wall. (41:44) - Dave throws his support behind Dog the Bounty Hunter. (42:46) - Steve's Crazy Ass Game

Muted Mics, Sold Pelotons, and Korean BBQ

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2021 85:30


Contact Us: thedaveandsteveshow@gmail.com    (02:00) - Tracy's mic isn't working... (04:20) - The Damm Truth podcast! (24:40) - What Did You Do Last Week? (26:50) - The story of Ray's RC helicopter. (29:45) - Dave sold the Peloton that he wouldn't shut up about. (34:15) - Steve had some technical difficulties last week. (41:00) - Tracy interviewed for a new position at work! (43:40) - We discuss our interview skills. (53:33) - The Dave and Steve Show Board Game! (56:25) - A brand new Minute from Tracy! (58:05) - We talk Dave's inability to BBQ Korean-style. (01:02:22) - Headlines

Behind The Scenes: Show Sponsors of The Dave and Steve Show

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2021 34:54


Join Steve as he takes you on an audio tour of the most important part of what makes The Dave and Steve Show work... the money. Learn incredible facts never revealed about show sponsors and hear the stories you never asked to hear.

Christos Kalogirou, Author of ”Wild Dogs: An Adventure in Adolescence”

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2021 79:22


Our guest on this week's episode has written a fantastic book that happens to also support a great cause. His name is Christos Kalogirou and his book is titled "Wild Dogs: An Adventure In Adolescence," which tells the tail of Christos growing up in a boarding school... and eventually doing something to get himself expelled.   All proceeds from the sale of Wild Dogs are being donated to the Mandi Schwartz Foundation and to a bursary in her name. Please also consider joining the National Bone Marrow Registry using the links provided below: Mandi's Foundation: The Mandi Schwartz Foundation (mandi17.org) Join the registry in the USA: https://my.bethematch.org/ Join the registry in Canada: https://www.blood.ca/en/stemcells   Show Notes: (06:00) Christos Kalogirou Interview (33:50) Tracy's Minute (35:20) We talk bad kids' winter sports. (43:00) We talk bad parents at kids' sporting events. (56:30) Steve tells us what a great Umpire he was. (01:00:00) Tracy's Headlines (01:04:30) Steve gets diverse, and Dave gets angry. (01:06:20) We learn how each host would like to die.

Heber Pampillon, Guitarist for Kickin Valentina

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 68:35


On this episode we are joined by the founder of one of Dave's favorite current bands, Mr. Heber Pampillon of Kickin Valentina! Heber hops on to discuss touring with big bands and massive festivals, what he thinks of cruise ship concerts, being a rock band stuck in the middle of a pandemic, his influences and more! Have a listen and if you like what you hear, support the band in any way that you can by visiting: http://www.kickinvalentina.com    (03:10) - Heber Pampillon Interview (39:33) - A brand new DaS Sponsor! (41:00) - Tracy's Minute (44:20) - Dave got sand in his shorts... (47:50) - Headlines (51:00) - Dave gets the crew's hot-take on honey... (51:15) - ...before getting interrupted by Tracy's wife scaring his pants off. (55:14) - Never spin a foosball handle, especially when playing The Pope. (01:03:00) - We get to the bottom of what exactly Grimace is!

Episode 71 - Damm Truths, Chimichanga Anniversaries, and Sanitized Fairs

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2021 77:41


Steve has built a competing podcast to take down our show. It's still not on iTunes. Steve has already angered his fanbase. We're going to stop apologizing for length. The Oregon Coast still sucks. Tacoma traffic still sucks. Dave's wife had one too many margaritas. Tracy and Dave talk about the death of rock stars. Steve got recognized on the street for being a rock star. Dave gets angry at Steve for talking about his family. The gang spends a decent amount of time talking breakfast. We get a brand new Minute from Tracy! The crew agrees that they've outgrown town fairs. Tracy brings us Headlines from around the World!

Episode 70 - Jon Belan, frontman for Gene the Werewolf

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 97:04


If you enjoy your rock and roll served hot and fresh with a side of attitude, then our guest on this week's show is for you! If you like your podcast descriptions littered with poorly-written clichés, then we can probably help you there too...   Gene the Werewolf formed in 2007 and have been rocking hard ever since, proudly carrying the torch for a form of rock and roll that you just don't hear that often anymore. For Episode 70, we are joined by Jon Belan, frontman for the band and part-time "Gene." He talks brushes with fortune and fame, dealing with a pandemic when you make music for a living, his love of the Pittsburgh Steelers, where the hell the band's name came from and more!   Stick around after for more great content from Tracy, Steve and Dave, including a brand new Minute that you won't want to miss!

Episode 69 - Steve Haverly, Mayoral Candidate and Creator of St. Meatentine's Day

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021 78:52


Have you ever been on The Today Show? Ever created your own holiday? Ever run your own Reality Show production company? Ever run for Mayor of the 3rd largest city in Washington State?   Our guest this week has done all of that and more! Steve Haverly joins us for this very special interview to talk political divides, the creation of a holiday, and his love for Tracy's book!   After the interview, stick around for the humor that only Dave, Steve and Tracy can bring you! You'll probably be mostly glad that you did...

Episode 68 - Lame Aquariums, Hot Toilets, and Racist Roundabouts

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 65:32


Dave is back and immediately begins the show by being an ass. Last week's show made Dave yell in his car. Do NOT go see Waikiki's aquarium. Dave cannot remember what an otter is. Hawaii has hot hotels and even hotter toilet water. The line for donuts was way too long. Dave's wife hit his car... in his driveway... again. The Funko HQ Shop is worth checking out. Steve played a gig and almost got rained out! Tracy is not a fan of almost anything related to Washington State. Steve had a celebrity running his North Shore tours. We hear a second version of "Previously On..." We get a brand new Minute from Tracy! We talk roundabouts and racism in a small town. Tracy brings us Headlines from around the World!

Episode 67 - Dave's Not Here

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 62:52


This is the one where Dave goes on vacation and leaves Steve with the keys. Well that will probably never happen again... Tracy immediately moves on Dave's Mom Steve waves at her Steve fouls up Tracy's introduction and you can hear Dave's toes curl up all the way from Hawaii. Tracy and Steve talk office pranks It's no fun to be the only one in the Florida Felony guessing game Tracy should be the head of the show Steve gives Tracy permission to talk over the end credits.

Episode 66 - The Steve and Dave Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 66:42


Still buzzing from episode 65 and the interview with Peter Clines, there's a switcheroo! Steve is at the helm and it's all Dave can do to not have a full blown panic attack. Tracy seems fine with it. Steve hastily tries to start the show Dave stops him to talk about it Tracy points out that it's now just SAD Tracy got a new bike Dave is too cheap to spring for the good water filters and pays a horrible price Dave has achieved his greatest grown up fantasies with new prescription sun glasses The boys get a surprise package in the mail from a former guest and are extremely touched Neither Steve nor Dave score in their ongoing Florida Police Blotter City guessing game Dave's going on vacation and has serious doubts about leaving Steve and Tracy alone with the podcast

Episode 65 - Peter Clines, Author of Ex-Heroes and 14

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2021 84:09


Our guest on this week's show is the charming, Peter Clines, Author of such books as his "Ex-Heroes" series as well as his books "14" and "The Fold." We talk to Peter about getting his start in writing, how many books it took to get published, his thoughts on what makes for engaging content, and so much more!   As you'll hear from the interview, Steve is already a HUGE fan of Peter's work. If zombies versus superheroes sound like your jam, please visit: https://www.peterclines.com At Steve's recommendation, make sure to also check out "14."   Stick around after the interview as Dave, Steve and Tracy show how they are masters of creating whatever the exact opposite of engaging content is!

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