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FARRO! Good sire! My liege! Come quickly, We've not much to tell you; But even less time,, to do so. …why? Because! Here they come! It's lost– Now, it's gone Now, you run. Don't run off On your mark (marker) Get set I'm gonna need a clapboard for this. What brought you up It was under the table What woke you up? It was aprt of a song or something– The line was Notch in your bedpost Line in a song Notch in a bedpost Line in a song Red rover, Come lover come Incubus/ succubus Yup. Run. Incubus/ Succubus “The Incubus, Succubus Song” THIS IS ALL OF THE SONGS. Suxks balls. DAAAAAMN What woke YOU up Hot lava. NOPE. Interdisciplinary aleegience to the illuminati. yup . damn , you suck. What was I gonna do? Work at Walmart, like the rest of us. NOPE. KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF AGAIN Uh uh JUST JUMP. …rope. HANG—---------------------------------------------------------------GLIDER. Slow down, would you. NOPE. Great, gotta go find that guy now… TOM HANSON WHAT FOR?! CHANCE THE RAPPER AH. great . nw i dropped my hat. GOD That's another$15,000 DO the hat dance. Which one the – one with the sobreros OOh. Somber Hoes. We like those. MEANWHILE Nope. its really stuck in there. It's never gonna come out Will this suffice. yeah . i'm up. yeah ,i guess this is what method looks like When you're anchored to an island that basically functions as a giant A GIANT A giant fucking antenna. W0AH. JUST DO IT ALREADY. LET GO. NOOO. Ok. i'm gonna throw up Don't throw up, cause if i let go *lets go* OH LOOK. A RAINBOW. NOOOOOOOO nOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO This is getting difficult NO it isn't. I'm going to be candid for just a moment… GOD WHAT I need you to answer my question– which QUESTIOn. The–i mean like Pretty much all the questions. I'm just now only to S Shh. don't say it. It might come back. COELACANTH! COELACANTH! spectacular . It really was. Hmmm. …. MAXWELL ,....Cola cans. Ok. Now i'm trippin balls. COELACANTH …erm… Come on, man– This is ridiculous. RIDICULUS! Riddikulus Wtf kind of cloud is THIS. A cumulus Gazuntite. COELACANTH …bananas. WHAT?! IT SPEAKS. IT WANTS BANANAS! GIVE IT BANANAS. Oh shit! It's– THE NANNY NAMED FRAN Way back then. EVEN THEN. ILLUMINATI OPEN MY EYE CHILD NO ILLUMINATI FINE. I'LL DO IT. AAAAA –bless you. Oh, it's you again. Zoboomafoo Hey boss. Hey what. Can you send me another one? MORE FRY SAUCE. Fuck, dillon. Why are you so fucking fat right now? WHY GOD. I like ur boobs tho. They are nice. –What! I gave you Keisha! Yeah, i like her and all, it's just EXT. ONE NIGHT. SOMEWHERE. …when? WHENEVER Look, i'm gonna be like, the highlight of your whole life, alright. …alright! but first things first what. Gotta get that– Revisions. HOW MANY REVISIONS OF COMPLICATIONS IS THIS TEN I WANT THAT PLUG. denied . GIVE ME THAT fuck . what . I got a show tnight. I gotta get… gone . Did she go? no . Why not? There it is? What, Elle? That–that color. Why on earth would you ever want to be that blonde? DO IT AGAIin. Ok. CUT TO: [THE COSMIC AVENGER has turned Ū (for literally ALL intensive purposes) into a PINECONE. That's it? That's the trup. That's it. That's the trip? I guess. AHAHA I HAVE TURNED YOU NOW AND FOREVER INTO A TROLL DOLL. NO. (amen) YOU DONE DONE IT AGAIN. MESSAGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE Hi, I'm Seven. Ok. This is CUT BACK TO: it was good. It was “ok” It was GREAT It's just– It's just what, dickface. JUST DO IT. JOSH PECK I AM. JUST. DOING IT. AND DOIN iT AND DOIN IT AND DOIN IT RUN INDIGENEUSES AYAYAYAYA EYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE [ILLUMINATI, UNLOCKED] I gotta get out of this game, yo. This is unreal. *passes the torch* Oh NO Yur an OLyMpIAn NO NO RUN Uh. What shall I do with this? (no = response whatsoever) I know. I shall give this to Uh THE POPE THE POPE. [looking down at garb] What am I, THE POPE? Hey look. A rope. This had better not be for hanging yourself with. Ok. This isn't political. HEY LOOK, A NOOSE. that's … there. HEY LOOK, ANOTHER NOOSE Ok. i have to get out of the deep south now. Wtf year is this. like right NOW. DAMN. JUMP. NO. Let go. NO. Look at this WTF IN THE FUCK INT. WHENEVER. IN THE FUCK. wait , bring this guy back real quick ANDY SANDWHICH sure , why not Hold on, let me try ANDY SANDBOUROUGH Huh ANDY Look. ok. I lied. Lied about what. I NEVER LIE. I see yur face at night, I learn to dream. What the fuck is this. Hold on, i'm breaking into song. THAT'S SO RAVEN look . if my visions ever get THI vivid. Oh. i get it. I am the Illuminati. just TURN IT OFF. TURN IT OFF. TURN IT OFF. ok . this is awful. Get more stoned *deep inhale* Yur right. It rocks. see . CUT BACK, like WAY WAY BACK Get in the way, way back why Cause you're like, small enough SAUL. WHat I NEED– wait . is that guy a lawyer There was a spinoff. How'd that show go again? SHUT THE LIGHTS OFF. WAT. NOW TURN THEM BACK ON I'm gonna get killed. *sniffs* nope . still not high enough. CHRIST, HOW MANY DRUGS IS THAT GUY ON. ok , lets just be honest. I can't write that. Why. DOCTOR …is this the right dimension. MICHAEL HACKSON No. no it is not. Put me back under, Doc. DOCTOR Are you sure? Maybe you need like, a white doctor MICHAEL NO, You're the right one. Lets go. Lets stop now, this is awful. Hold on, my wings are comin in. If you're not gonna let go, Then i will DON'T. GOD BALLS See look. This is my show now. okay , it's my turn. ROCK How ya doin, Jared JARED bad . i'm bad. THE WHOLE ISLAND w0w So that's how much that costs. ah , the rock sauce DWANE JOHNSON I'M A GOD NO, NO, NOOOOO Turn this off. I like. Srsly cant. PAPARAZI THERE S/HE is! [RU PAUL IS GOD] RU Ok. that wa savage KU//KA So wait, ALL these bitches like to copy me? All of them. I'M A GOD Fuck that. I wanna be a rockstar now! What. ROCKSTAR ok , i gotta like Get like, diagonal, or something Holy shit, broh. I've been flying this meaphrical kite out of my [BACKEND] For like wait , how long's it been STORY LORD GET IN THE HOLE NO. RICK I told you, there was a twist JUSTIN Put me back in RICK NO. YOU DIE NOW. AHA. OUT OF THE GAME. I QUIT. I WIN. IN REAL TIME: Uh oh ! You're out of coffee. Uh oh. I DO NOT want to go to trader joes. For some reason, These two weirdos, at one point Before we were famous, maybe way , way before that Why because , i just MET her. She's not my friend. She's my MY BESTFRIEND. BEST FRIENd who is this Tell her is skrillex. She'll get it. WAKE UP, IT'S SKRILLEX I AM NOT GOING TO You have to go. You showed us. Now you have to go. LIZ LEMon LEM Aww, come ON. *kaBOOM* You have to have watched this show to even get that. Can't. Why not. Can't watch that show. Can't watch this. Can't listen to that. What happened. NOTHIN. KITE ATTACK LIZ LEMON (drunkenly) I–DO–NOT WANT– TO GO TO THERE. It shouldn't be that staggered. It should not be that hard to kidnap that chick. It could be. If she was THIS FAT GET. IN NO THEVAN I donT WANNA GO TO FAT CAMP Too bad. Cause that's attractive GODDAMN. yeah dawg, she's like 4'10 really?! YAS. wtf. EXT. BEDROCK. DAY. …Pebbles? ………..BAMBAM? DAMN! DAM We should definitely build this yeah . put this here. WHY ARE WE BEAVERSSSSSSS. cause . Fuck dude. I gotta get back to 2025 This whole place is gone now. why . Tell me why oh god almighty GOD ALMIGHTY EVAN Oh no. it's a story hole STORY LORD K bye Fuck it, we're Gone now. THE TIME MACHINE. OH. IT”S BACK. GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT I don't get it. Whats up. It's like…. It's like, raining bananas,but they ‘Re going “UP” neeeeeee000oooooww BOOM

FARRO! Good sire! My liege! Come quickly, We've not much to tell you; But even less time,, to do so. …why? Because! Here they come! It's lost– Now, it's gone Now, you run. Don't run off On your mark (marker) Get set I'm gonna need a clapboard for this. What brought you up It was under the table What woke you up? It was aprt of a song or something– The line was Notch in your bedpost Line in a song Notch in a bedpost Line in a song Red rover, Come lover come Incubus/ succubus Yup. Run. Incubus/ Succubus “The Incubus, Succubus Song” THIS IS ALL OF THE SONGS. Suxks balls. DAAAAAMN What woke YOU up Hot lava. NOPE. Interdisciplinary aleegience to the illuminati. yup . damn , you suck. What was I gonna do? Work at Walmart, like the rest of us. NOPE. KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF AGAIN Uh uh JUST JUMP. …rope. HANG—---------------------------------------------------------------GLIDER. Slow down, would you. NOPE. Great, gotta go find that guy now… TOM HANSON WHAT FOR?! CHANCE THE RAPPER AH. great . nw i dropped my hat. GOD That's another$15,000 DO the hat dance. Which one the – one with the sobreros OOh. Somber Hoes. We like those. MEANWHILE Nope. its really stuck in there. It's never gonna come out Will this suffice. yeah . i'm up. yeah ,i guess this is what method looks like When you're anchored to an island that basically functions as a giant A GIANT A giant fucking antenna. W0AH. JUST DO IT ALREADY. LET GO. NOOO. Ok. i'm gonna throw up Don't throw up, cause if i let go *lets go* OH LOOK. A RAINBOW. NOOOOOOOO nOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO This is getting difficult NO it isn't. I'm going to be candid for just a moment… GOD WHAT I need you to answer my question– which QUESTIOn. The–i mean like Pretty much all the questions. I'm just now only to S Shh. don't say it. It might come back. COELACANTH! COELACANTH! spectacular . It really was. Hmmm. …. MAXWELL ,....Cola cans. Ok. Now i'm trippin balls. COELACANTH …erm… Come on, man– This is ridiculous. RIDICULUS! Riddikulus Wtf kind of cloud is THIS. A cumulus Gazuntite. COELACANTH …bananas. WHAT?! IT SPEAKS. IT WANTS BANANAS! GIVE IT BANANAS. Oh shit! It's– THE NANNY NAMED FRAN Way back then. EVEN THEN. ILLUMINATI OPEN MY EYE CHILD NO ILLUMINATI FINE. I'LL DO IT. AAAAA –bless you. Oh, it's you again. Zoboomafoo Hey boss. Hey what. Can you send me another one? MORE FRY SAUCE. Fuck, dillon. Why are you so fucking fat right now? WHY GOD. I like ur boobs tho. They are nice. –What! I gave you Keisha! Yeah, i like her and all, it's just EXT. ONE NIGHT. SOMEWHERE. …when? WHENEVER Look, i'm gonna be like, the highlight of your whole life, alright. …alright! but first things first what. Gotta get that– Revisions. HOW MANY REVISIONS OF COMPLICATIONS IS THIS TEN I WANT THAT PLUG. denied . GIVE ME THAT fuck . what . I got a show tnight. I gotta get… gone . Did she go? no . Why not? There it is? What, Elle? That–that color. Why on earth would you ever want to be that blonde? DO IT AGAIin. Ok. CUT TO: [THE COSMIC AVENGER has turned Ū (for literally ALL intensive purposes) into a PINECONE. That's it? That's the trup. That's it. That's the trip? I guess. AHAHA I HAVE TURNED YOU NOW AND FOREVER INTO A TROLL DOLL. NO. (amen) YOU DONE DONE IT AGAIN. MESSAGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE Hi, I'm Seven. Ok. This is CUT BACK TO: it was good. It was “ok” It was GREAT It's just– It's just what, dickface. JUST DO IT. JOSH PECK I AM. JUST. DOING IT. AND DOIN iT AND DOIN IT AND DOIN IT RUN INDIGENEUSES AYAYAYAYA EYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE [ILLUMINATI, UNLOCKED] I gotta get out of this game, yo. This is unreal. *passes the torch* Oh NO Yur an OLyMpIAn NO NO RUN Uh. What shall I do with this? (no = response whatsoever) I know. I shall give this to Uh THE POPE THE POPE. [looking down at garb] What am I, THE POPE? Hey look. A rope. This had better not be for hanging yourself with. Ok. This isn't political. HEY LOOK, A NOOSE. that's … there. HEY LOOK, ANOTHER NOOSE Ok. i have to get out of the deep south now. Wtf year is this. like right NOW. DAMN. JUMP. NO. Let go. NO. Look at this WTF IN THE FUCK INT. WHENEVER. IN THE FUCK. wait , bring this guy back real quick ANDY SANDWHICH sure , why not Hold on, let me try ANDY SANDBOUROUGH Huh ANDY Look. ok. I lied. Lied about what. I NEVER LIE. I see yur face at night, I learn to dream. What the fuck is this. Hold on, i'm breaking into song. THAT'S SO RAVEN look . if my visions ever get THI vivid. Oh. i get it. I am the Illuminati. just TURN IT OFF. TURN IT OFF. TURN IT OFF. ok . this is awful. Get more stoned *deep inhale* Yur right. It rocks. see . CUT BACK, like WAY WAY BACK Get in the way, way back why Cause you're like, small enough SAUL. WHat I NEED– wait . is that guy a lawyer There was a spinoff. How'd that show go again? SHUT THE LIGHTS OFF. WAT. NOW TURN THEM BACK ON I'm gonna get killed. *sniffs* nope . still not high enough. CHRIST, HOW MANY DRUGS IS THAT GUY ON. ok , lets just be honest. I can't write that. Why. DOCTOR …is this the right dimension. MICHAEL HACKSON No. no it is not. Put me back under, Doc. DOCTOR Are you sure? Maybe you need like, a white doctor MICHAEL NO, You're the right one. Lets go. Lets stop now, this is awful. Hold on, my wings are comin in. If you're not gonna let go, Then i will DON'T. GOD BALLS See look. This is my show now. okay , it's my turn. ROCK How ya doin, Jared JARED bad . i'm bad. THE WHOLE ISLAND w0w So that's how much that costs. ah , the rock sauce DWANE JOHNSON I'M A GOD NO, NO, NOOOOO Turn this off. I like. Srsly cant. PAPARAZI THERE S/HE is! [RU PAUL IS GOD] RU Ok. that wa savage KU//KA So wait, ALL these bitches like to copy me? All of them. I'M A GOD Fuck that. I wanna be a rockstar now! What. ROCKSTAR ok , i gotta like Get like, diagonal, or something Holy shit, broh. I've been flying this meaphrical kite out of my [BACKEND] For like wait , how long's it been STORY LORD GET IN THE HOLE NO. RICK I told you, there was a twist JUSTIN Put me back in RICK NO. YOU DIE NOW. AHA. OUT OF THE GAME. I QUIT. I WIN. IN REAL TIME: Uh oh ! You're out of coffee. Uh oh. I DO NOT want to go to trader joes. For some reason, These two weirdos, at one point Before we were famous, maybe way , way before that Why because , i just MET her. She's not my friend. She's my MY BESTFRIEND. BEST FRIENd who is this Tell her is skrillex. She'll get it. WAKE UP, IT'S SKRILLEX I AM NOT GOING TO You have to go. You showed us. Now you have to go. LIZ LEMon LEM Aww, come ON. *kaBOOM* You have to have watched this show to even get that. Can't. Why not. Can't watch that show. Can't watch this. Can't listen to that. What happened. NOTHIN. KITE ATTACK LIZ LEMON (drunkenly) I–DO–NOT WANT– TO GO TO THERE. It shouldn't be that staggered. It should not be that hard to kidnap that chick. It could be. If she was THIS FAT GET. IN NO THEVAN I donT WANNA GO TO FAT CAMP Too bad. Cause that's attractive GODDAMN. yeah dawg, she's like 4'10 really?! YAS. wtf. EXT. BEDROCK. DAY. …Pebbles? ………..BAMBAM? DAMN! DAM We should definitely build this yeah . put this here. WHY ARE WE BEAVERSSSSSSS. cause . Fuck dude. I gotta get back to 2025 This whole place is gone now. why . Tell me why oh god almighty GOD ALMIGHTY EVAN Oh no. it's a story hole STORY LORD K bye Fuck it, we're Gone now. THE TIME MACHINE. OH. IT”S BACK. GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT I don't get it. Whats up. It's like…. It's like, raining bananas,but they ‘Re going “UP” neeeeeee000oooooww BOOM

FARRO! Good sire! My liege! Come quickly, We've not much to tell you; But even less time,, to do so. …why? Because! Here they come! It's lost– Now, it's gone Now, you run. Don't run off On your mark (marker) Get set I'm gonna need a clapboard for this. What brought you up It was under the table What woke you up? It was aprt of a song or something– The line was Notch in your bedpost Line in a song Notch in a bedpost Line in a song Red rover, Come lover come Incubus/ succubus Yup. Run. Incubus/ Succubus “The Incubus, Succubus Song” THIS IS ALL OF THE SONGS. Suxks balls. DAAAAAMN What woke YOU up Hot lava. NOPE. Interdisciplinary aleegience to the illuminati. yup . damn , you suck. What was I gonna do? Work at Walmart, like the rest of us. NOPE. KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF AGAIN Uh uh JUST JUMP. …rope. HANG—---------------------------------------------------------------GLIDER. Slow down, would you. NOPE. Great, gotta go find that guy now… TOM HANSON WHAT FOR?! CHANCE THE RAPPER AH. great . nw i dropped my hat. GOD That's another$15,000 DO the hat dance. Which one the – one with the sobreros OOh. Somber Hoes. We like those. MEANWHILE Nope. its really stuck in there. It's never gonna come out Will this suffice. yeah . i'm up. yeah ,i guess this is what method looks like When you're anchored to an island that basically functions as a giant A GIANT A giant fucking antenna. W0AH. JUST DO IT ALREADY. LET GO. NOOO. Ok. i'm gonna throw up Don't throw up, cause if i let go *lets go* OH LOOK. A RAINBOW. NOOOOOOOO nOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO This is getting difficult NO it isn't. I'm going to be candid for just a moment… GOD WHAT I need you to answer my question– which QUESTIOn. The–i mean like Pretty much all the questions. I'm just now only to S Shh. don't say it. It might come back. COELACANTH! COELACANTH! spectacular . It really was. Hmmm. …. MAXWELL ,....Cola cans. Ok. Now i'm trippin balls. COELACANTH …erm… Come on, man– This is ridiculous. RIDICULUS! Riddikulus Wtf kind of cloud is THIS. A cumulus Gazuntite. COELACANTH …bananas. WHAT?! IT SPEAKS. IT WANTS BANANAS! GIVE IT BANANAS. Oh shit! It's– THE NANNY NAMED FRAN Way back then. EVEN THEN. ILLUMINATI OPEN MY EYE CHILD NO ILLUMINATI FINE. I'LL DO IT. AAAAA –bless you. Oh, it's you again. Zoboomafoo Hey boss. Hey what. Can you send me another one? MORE FRY SAUCE. Fuck, dillon. Why are you so fucking fat right now? WHY GOD. I like ur boobs tho. They are nice. –What! I gave you Keisha! Yeah, i like her and all, it's just EXT. ONE NIGHT. SOMEWHERE. …when? WHENEVER Look, i'm gonna be like, the highlight of your whole life, alright. …alright! but first things first what. Gotta get that– Revisions. HOW MANY REVISIONS OF COMPLICATIONS IS THIS TEN I WANT THAT PLUG. denied . GIVE ME THAT fuck . what . I got a show tnight. I gotta get… gone . Did she go? no . Why not? There it is? What, Elle? That–that color. Why on earth would you ever want to be that blonde? DO IT AGAIin. Ok. CUT TO: [THE COSMIC AVENGER has turned Ū (for literally ALL intensive purposes) into a PINECONE. That's it? That's the trup. That's it. That's the trip? I guess. AHAHA I HAVE TURNED YOU NOW AND FOREVER INTO A TROLL DOLL. NO. (amen) YOU DONE DONE IT AGAIN. MESSAGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE Hi, I'm Seven. Ok. This is CUT BACK TO: it was good. It was “ok” It was GREAT It's just– It's just what, dickface. JUST DO IT. JOSH PECK I AM. JUST. DOING IT. AND DOIN iT AND DOIN IT AND DOIN IT RUN INDIGENEUSES AYAYAYAYA EYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE [ILLUMINATI, UNLOCKED] I gotta get out of this game, yo. This is unreal. *passes the torch* Oh NO Yur an OLyMpIAn NO NO RUN Uh. What shall I do with this? (no = response whatsoever) I know. I shall give this to Uh THE POPE THE POPE. [looking down at garb] What am I, THE POPE? Hey look. A rope. This had better not be for hanging yourself with. Ok. This isn't political. HEY LOOK, A NOOSE. that's … there. HEY LOOK, ANOTHER NOOSE Ok. i have to get out of the deep south now. Wtf year is this. like right NOW. DAMN. JUMP. NO. Let go. NO. Look at this WTF IN THE FUCK INT. WHENEVER. IN THE FUCK. wait , bring this guy back real quick ANDY SANDWHICH sure , why not Hold on, let me try ANDY SANDBOUROUGH Huh ANDY Look. ok. I lied. Lied about what. I NEVER LIE. I see yur face at night, I learn to dream. What the fuck is this. Hold on, i'm breaking into song. THAT'S SO RAVEN look . if my visions ever get THI vivid. Oh. i get it. I am the Illuminati. just TURN IT OFF. TURN IT OFF. TURN IT OFF. ok . this is awful. Get more stoned *deep inhale* Yur right. It rocks. see . CUT BACK, like WAY WAY BACK Get in the way, way back why Cause you're like, small enough SAUL. WHat I NEED– wait . is that guy a lawyer There was a spinoff. How'd that show go again? SHUT THE LIGHTS OFF. WAT. NOW TURN THEM BACK ON I'm gonna get killed. *sniffs* nope . still not high enough. CHRIST, HOW MANY DRUGS IS THAT GUY ON. ok , lets just be honest. I can't write that. Why. DOCTOR …is this the right dimension. MICHAEL HACKSON No. no it is not. Put me back under, Doc. DOCTOR Are you sure? Maybe you need like, a white doctor MICHAEL NO, You're the right one. Lets go. Lets stop now, this is awful. Hold on, my wings are comin in. If you're not gonna let go, Then i will DON'T. GOD BALLS See look. This is my show now. okay , it's my turn. ROCK How ya doin, Jared JARED bad . i'm bad. THE WHOLE ISLAND w0w So that's how much that costs. ah , the rock sauce DWANE JOHNSON I'M A GOD NO, NO, NOOOOO Turn this off. I like. Srsly cant. PAPARAZI THERE S/HE is! [RU PAUL IS GOD] RU Ok. that wa savage KU//KA So wait, ALL these bitches like to copy me? All of them. I'M A GOD Fuck that. I wanna be a rockstar now! What. ROCKSTAR ok , i gotta like Get like, diagonal, or something Holy shit, broh. I've been flying this meaphrical kite out of my [BACKEND] For like wait , how long's it been STORY LORD GET IN THE HOLE NO. RICK I told you, there was a twist JUSTIN Put me back in RICK NO. YOU DIE NOW. AHA. OUT OF THE GAME. I QUIT. I WIN. IN REAL TIME: Uh oh ! You're out of coffee. Uh oh. I DO NOT want to go to trader joes. For some reason, These two weirdos, at one point Before we were famous, maybe way , way before that Why because , i just MET her. She's not my friend. She's my MY BESTFRIEND. BEST FRIENd who is this Tell her is skrillex. She'll get it. WAKE UP, IT'S SKRILLEX I AM NOT GOING TO You have to go. You showed us. Now you have to go. LIZ LEMon LEM Aww, come ON. *kaBOOM* You have to have watched this show to even get that. Can't. Why not. Can't watch that show. Can't watch this. Can't listen to that. What happened. NOTHIN. KITE ATTACK LIZ LEMON (drunkenly) I–DO–NOT WANT– TO GO TO THERE. It shouldn't be that staggered. It should not be that hard to kidnap that chick. It could be. If she was THIS FAT GET. IN NO THEVAN I donT WANNA GO TO FAT CAMP Too bad. Cause that's attractive GODDAMN. yeah dawg, she's like 4'10 really?! YAS. wtf. EXT. BEDROCK. DAY. …Pebbles? ………..BAMBAM? DAMN! DAM We should definitely build this yeah . put this here. WHY ARE WE BEAVERSSSSSSS. cause . Fuck dude. I gotta get back to 2025 This whole place is gone now. why . Tell me why oh god almighty GOD ALMIGHTY EVAN Oh no. it's a story hole STORY LORD K bye Fuck it, we're Gone now. THE TIME MACHINE. OH. IT”S BACK. GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT I don't get it. Whats up. It's like…. It's like, raining bananas,but they ‘Re going “UP” neeeeeee000oooooww BOOM

FARRO! Good sire! My liege! Come quickly, We've not much to tell you; But even less time,, to do so. …why? Because! Here they come! It's lost– Now, it's gone Now, you run. Don't run off On your mark (marker) Get set I'm gonna need a clapboard for this. What brought you up It was under the table What woke you up? It was aprt of a song or something– The line was Notch in your bedpost Line in a song Notch in a bedpost Line in a song Red rover, Come lover come Incubus/ succubus Yup. Run. Incubus/ Succubus “The Incubus, Succubus Song” THIS IS ALL OF THE SONGS. Suxks balls. DAAAAAMN What woke YOU up Hot lava. NOPE. Interdisciplinary aleegience to the illuminati. yup . damn , you suck. What was I gonna do? Work at Walmart, like the rest of us. NOPE. KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF AGAIN Uh uh JUST JUMP. …rope. HANG—---------------------------------------------------------------GLIDER. Slow down, would you. NOPE. Great, gotta go find that guy now… TOM HANSON WHAT FOR?! CHANCE THE RAPPER AH. great . nw i dropped my hat. GOD That's another$15,000 DO the hat dance. Which one the – one with the sobreros OOh. Somber Hoes. We like those. MEANWHILE Nope. its really stuck in there. It's never gonna come out Will this suffice. yeah . i'm up. yeah ,i guess this is what method looks like When you're anchored to an island that basically functions as a giant A GIANT A giant fucking antenna. W0AH. JUST DO IT ALREADY. LET GO. NOOO. Ok. i'm gonna throw up Don't throw up, cause if i let go *lets go* OH LOOK. A RAINBOW. NOOOOOOOO nOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO This is getting difficult NO it isn't. I'm going to be candid for just a moment… GOD WHAT I need you to answer my question– which QUESTIOn. The–i mean like Pretty much all the questions. I'm just now only to S Shh. don't say it. It might come back. COELACANTH! COELACANTH! spectacular . It really was. Hmmm. …. MAXWELL ,....Cola cans. Ok. Now i'm trippin balls. COELACANTH …erm… Come on, man– This is ridiculous. RIDICULUS! Riddikulus Wtf kind of cloud is THIS. A cumulus Gazuntite. COELACANTH …bananas. WHAT?! IT SPEAKS. IT WANTS BANANAS! GIVE IT BANANAS. Oh shit! It's– THE NANNY NAMED FRAN Way back then. EVEN THEN. ILLUMINATI OPEN MY EYE CHILD NO ILLUMINATI FINE. I'LL DO IT. AAAAA –bless you. Oh, it's you again. Zoboomafoo Hey boss. Hey what. Can you send me another one? MORE FRY SAUCE. Fuck, dillon. Why are you so fucking fat right now? WHY GOD. I like ur boobs tho. They are nice. –What! I gave you Keisha! Yeah, i like her and all, it's just EXT. ONE NIGHT. SOMEWHERE. …when? WHENEVER Look, i'm gonna be like, the highlight of your whole life, alright. …alright! but first things first what. Gotta get that– Revisions. HOW MANY REVISIONS OF COMPLICATIONS IS THIS TEN I WANT THAT PLUG. denied . GIVE ME THAT fuck . what . I got a show tnight. I gotta get… gone . Did she go? no . Why not? There it is? What, Elle? That–that color. 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Hey mamas! Have you ever felt like a failure? Me too. I want to encourage you to run to the Father when you do feel like a failure. Confess, tell Him the truth, that you are feeling this way and WHY. After you have done that, ask the Lord to search your heart and to reveal is this feeling based on a LIE or based on an area the Lord wants to grow you in? I LOVE YOU mamas and I'm praying for you. You aren't alone. God is faithful to reveal His truth to us. He will let us know if we are just believing lies or if it's an area we can grow in. EVEN THEN - we are not "failures." We are imperfect moms. The Lord knows we will never be perfect here (that doesn't mean we don't strive for excellence) but allow His grace to POUR over YOU! If you want to connect with me: email me at renewingyourmotherhood@gmail.com instagram is

Business end of the season!Based on all of the Team of the Week results, and some listener involvement, the TOTY is done! James Tedesco, Stephen Crichton and Nicho Hynes come into the fold winning out their voted categories and the team is s-t-a-c-k-e-d! Once announced, the boys get into business. The in-depth breakdown of the NRL Finals for 2022 has begun and we have all your Round 1 takes here! In a finals series that could see all of the underdogs winning first round, there is cash for jam!  The lads break down every single game for the round ahead and find it hard to split some of these teams apart. Friday night is a blockbuster. The Battle of the West between the Penrith Panthers and Parramatta Eels is always enticing. The Panthers are back to full strength and the Eels window is closing. It may come down to who is more desperate. Then, Super Saturday. The Melbourne Storm find themselves up against their bogeist of bogey teams in the Canberra Raiders. Both cold, wet and sad climates, the Raiders own the Storm at AAMI Park going 4-0 in their last 4 visits. Will Canberra get it done again? The Cronulla Sharks find themselves hosting at the Cove against the North Queensland Cowboys and this game is so splitsville that the lads had to go player by player. EVEN THEN it was hard to separate! Up the Cows, though. And lastly, Sunday. The oldest rivalry in Rugby League pens another chapter in their book. The Sydney Roosters host the South Sydney Rabbitohs in the new Hen House, Allianz Stadium, for back to back weeks. Will Latrell have something more to give? Is the loss of Joey Manu going to mean the end of the Roosters season?Only time will tell on each and every one of these games so buckle up!Gamble Responsibly when doing so. And do it with PlayUp.

This short, bonus episode, "What If?", gives hope that "even if" might be a better choice of words when it comes to faith, trust and a whole lot of expectation of "things hoped for." This is an honest and vulnerable devo of sorts, that Sue Duffield encountered and lived as recent as this week. God is enough; He is sufficient for all our needs. But this episodic reminder is a spin of major proportion, showing how in "one single second" everything could, can and will change. It's a serious look at what happens when we jump the gun, expecting the worst, and realizing later that as a parent, we can automatically think the worst. Sue shares one of her biggest turnarounds of emotion - experienced in one single second! So maybe it's better stated, "EVEN THEN, (instead of "What If?) I WILL be happy with the Lord. I will find joy in God who saves me." (Habakkuk 3: 17-18) www.sueduffield.com

Carrie Newcomer reads "Even Then" and "A Million-Mile Tail."

It is so tempting to allow despair and dissapointment to rule you when things are not going according to plan and yet, there is another way. It is not easy, I KNOW! and yet, it is also quite simple. Keep going. Just keep going. Just keep taking the next step. Just keep seeking Divine guidance and moving your feet. Even on the days when it feels so heavy and so very dark and you wonder if ANYONE can handle what you are having to handle. EVEN THEN, just keep going. This is not a passive thing where you just do any old thing to maintain the status quo. this is a DELIBERATE thing where you choose to stay open to your vision, regardless of how impossible it may seem and that your every action has the intention of bringing your vision to life. Most people quit Most people have great sounding reasons why it was impossible for them to do it. Some people even tell themselves that everyone else has it easier and so because their 'reasons' are so TOUGH, no one can ever understand their pain. Well, if you want to fight for your excuses, you go right ahead. I am speaking to the driven spiritual person who KNOWS they are meant for more and though, the mourning seems to be lasting a long time, they are determined, committed and focused on creating the prosperous, happy life they deeply desire for themselves and for their families while serving the world in some fashion, be it big or small (I am not sure who makes these determinations!) Anyway, watch the video and if it resonates with you, get a copy of the book at https://mibusiness.lpages.co/coreconfidence. Get on the DM path to peace and plenty. You are meant to thrive and prosper and the path will support you in doing that. Much Amazing Love

Time after time after time, while growing up, it seemed like my family gave so much to others only to be stabbed in the back or used and then tossed to the side once needs were met. I've had people in my life that said all the right things. You know, things like “I care. You can trust me. I'm here for you.”I became a girl who both trusted easily yet put up walls quickly. I don't even know if that makes sense. I WANTED to trust people. I WANTED to be accepted and loved and have loyal friendships. Yet, I have seen so many times when that trust is stepped on, ripped up, and thrown without a second thought. Is it asking too much to be able to trust someone? Why should we take chances? Why even make an effort?This week in my devotional time, it was about the time leading up to and including the crucifixion of Christ. He had spent his WHOLE life giving to others. Healing them. Listening to them. Encouraging them. Providing. Leading. Speaking. He never faltered in his mission of ministering, despite knowing in the end so many would turn against him. He knew this would be the end result, yet he continued his mission. He continued to offer friendship and trust. He didn't give up or walk away when it got hard. As humans, we are selfish. Even in our desires to help others, we have all had times of selfishness and being ignorant in our actions or lack thereof. Do you know the story of the Exodus? Sometimes we don't understand the “why” because we don't see the big picture. We only see the way that makes sense to us but we don't know what's ahead.In the wilderness, unbeknownst to them as to WHY they had to take the long way, the Israelites marched boldly. They had a cloud to guide them in the day and fire to guide by night. Both stayed in front of them. I mean, this story is SO GREAT! It keeps getting better! The Lord tells them EXACTLY what to do. He told them to turn back and go camp by the sea. He knew it would make Pharaoh think he was winning but He also knew the end of the story. Pharaoh and his army were closing in. The Israelites see them and begin worrying. Imagine if you'd been waiting for the promise of freedom to happen and just about the time you can practically TASTE it, the other foot starts to drop. How many times have you had that happen? A prayer of some sort, a dream, a desire starts to come true and BAM the story line pivots.The Israelites saw the mighty hand of the Lord displayed against the Egyptians. They put their trust in him. There's more to the story after this, but I want talk about how our lack of faith doesn't change who God is! We can choose not to trust him, we can try to think we know how something should go or turn out, but it won't change who He is. I don't know about you, but there have been times I have prayed for answers to my questions. Prayed for help. Prayed for healing. Prayed for direction. Prayed for wisdom. Prayed for grace. Only, while sometimes I got those things answered, it hasn't been every single time. I am preaching to the choir, here. But we can't say we trust God in the good times and then question his authority and power when we don't see the outcome we want in the time frame we expect.The thing is, when you say you trust that doesn't mean you trust in the outcome. You don't trust for what you want. You trust EVEN IF. EVEN WHEN. EVEN THOUGH. Trusting doesn't guarantee to have the ending you want. Trusting means that you follow where you are lead, you follow the pillar of cloud or fire, you follow in the wilderness, on dry ground, and without knowledge of always knowing what is coming. God didn't need the Israelites to show his power and glory. But he DID use them for it. He didn't HAVE to provide but he made a promise. He held true to his word. He was trustworthy. He is always trustworthy. He never breaks a promise.Friend, we don't have to know it all. And that's a GOOD THING! As a parent, I want the best for my children. I know my children trust me. That is a HUGE responsibility that I will likely mess up at some point, though unintentionally. We may not see the pillar of cloud or fire. We may not see the jamming of the chariots. But we can trust that He will not let us down. He never has. He never will. As Moses said “we need not be afraid. The Lord will fight for us; we need only be still.” What is it that you're struggling with today? When you are afraid. When you are crying out in pain. You can rest in the knowledge that EVEN THEN, He loves you. He is with you. He is a faithful friend. You're not perfect. But He is. This will be an episode that I, myself, will likely have to listen to many times. If you're struggling in your homeschool, be still. If you're struggling in your health, be still.If you're struggling with anger, bitterness, confusion, doubt, faith, be still.The Israelites weren't perfect. They whined, complained, doubted. They felt all the things we have felt. But EVEN THEN. God was there in the middle of it all and He's in the middle of it all with you. I'd love to connect so make sure to subscribe so you can get alerts for new episodes. You can also find me and say hello on:Facebook Instagramimperfectlypollyanna.com

Lockdowns Can Lower Immunity Some takeaways from this video (watch below) about lockdowns and immunity are... First, the on-line Miriam Webster Definition of lockdown is... 1: the confinement of prisoners to their cells for all or most of the day as a temporary security measure2a: an emergency measure or condition in which people are temporarily prevented from entering or leaving a restricted area or building (such as a school) during a threat of danger… the school went on lockdown when a student brought a pellet gun to campus.— Ian Gordon2b: a temporary condition imposed by governmental authorities (as during the outbreak of an epidemic disease) in which people are required to stay in their homes and refrain from or limit activities outside the home involving public contact (such as dining out or attending large gatherings) PERSONALLY, I AM AGAINST LOCKDOWNS UNLESS THERE IS AN IMMEDIATE DANGER THAT CANNOT BE AVOIDED. EVEN THEN, THEY SHOULD BE USED FOR VERY SHORT PERIODS OF TIME AND ONLY WHEN ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY IF THEY WON’T CAUSE MORE HARM THAN GOOD!  THE WORD - The word itself has a negative connotation and is energetically restrictive which can cause stress and in turn, can lower immunity. Try not to use the word too much and if the act of “locking down” causes problems for you, please contact your local authorities to push back. Get others in your community to join you in pushing back if you can. FRESH AIR - Staying indoors for long periods of time can expose you to stale air that may even contain toxic chemicals from off-gassing materials.  Open the windows to air our daily and use air purifiers if you have them. VITAMIN-D - Lack of sunlight can lower vitamin D levels substantially which directly lowers your immune system. Be sure to supplement with 5,000 - 10,000 IUs daily and sit or lay in front of a sunny window or door if you can. S.A.D.NESS - Lack of sunlight can also cause SAD – Seasonal Affective Disorder which happens to many during the winter months from lack of sunlight and colder weather. Lockdowns can force this condition to appear even in those who don’t normally get it. Please see your doctor or health professional if you experience this or symptoms of depression. LIVING LIFE - Lack of socialization can cause loneliness, depression, poor self-esteem loss of reality, lower body temperature, decreased brain activity and even the ability to empathize with others. All of this can lower your immunity and shorten your life span if you’re subjected to it for long periods of time. AND MORE - There are many other ways (lousy) Lockdowns can lower your immunity, but I think we’ve covered enough for today. I firmly believe they are not good for us I am opposed to them. To learn more about how to avoid lowering your immune system, please join my Group Coaching membership. You can join monthly or purchase one session at www.lisampepe.com/groupcoaching. In the mean time, to learn more about how lockdowns can lower immunity watch my video below... Access additional free resources by clicking on the links below:-- FREE WHOLE LIFE WELLNESS ASSESSMENT-- FREE WELLNESS-WEIGHT-WISDOM AUDIOS-- FREE RESOURCES ON INFLAMMATION & IMMUNE Click on the links below to learn more about and to work with Lisa:-- GROUP COACHING AND WEEKLY WORKSHOPS-- PRIVATE ONE TO ONE PERSONAL COACHING-- LEANER LADIES® LIFESTYLE MASTERY COURSE Disclaimer Summary: The links on this site may be affiliate links and I may make a small commission if you make a purchase. I only recommend things I truly love and believe in, however, please read all terms and conditions to determine if right for you...

Guess he forgot to gas up before taking a few items from a Home Depot in California. This guy took off in his car and lead police on a little chase that lasted a couple of hours. Somewhere along the line he ran low on gas and pulled into a station for a refueling. Even THEN cops weren't able to catch him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

... Ou comment ce pasteur texan, père de 3 enfants, réussit à sortir des albums de manière prolifique ! On vous présente son dernier titre, Even Then.

This Sunday, November 4th, we will conclude our sermon series "A Grace-Full Life." God's grace comes to us in four movements: "Even There, Even Now, Even More, and Even Then," or more specifically prevenient grace, justifying grace, sanctifying grace, and glorifying grace. It all about living out our God's all-reaching, soul-saving, character-shaping, never-ending love. This week, we will focus on Romans 8:38-39 which tells us that nothing can separate us from God's amazing love. Even physical death cannot separate us from God's love - God's grace extends throughout our life EVEN WHEN we pass from this life to the next. The gift of God's glorifying grace is that we don't have the fear the death of these earthly bodies. God is with us. It is God's never-ending love and grace that allows us to both live and die well. We talk about dying well - living confidently in Christ NOW and THEN! We take some time and think about death and even examine the condition of our souls. While no one really likes to sit around and think about their death, talking about living and dying well is one of the most important conversations we can have with ourselves and God. Subscribe to our Sunday Morning Sermons on: - Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/new-hope-umc-sunday-sermon-podcast/id1093524425?mt=2 - Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=87782&refid=stpr - Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Ijonx62ajd5qwxv3qgxkizdqnva?t=New_Hope_UMC_Sunday_Sermon_Podcast

This Sunday, October 28, we continue our sermon series “A Grace-Full Life.” God’s grace comes to us in four movements: “Even There, Even Now, Even More, and Even Then;” that is, prevenient grace, justifying grace, sanctifying grace, and glorifying grace. It all about living out our God’s all-reaching, soul-saving, character-shaping, never-ending love. We look this week at Sanctifying Grace, which is the way God grows and shapes us once we have stepped over the line of faith in Jesus Christ in Justifying Grace. To be better prepared read Romans 6:22, 7:18–20, 24–25, 8:1–2; John 17:17, Hebrews 12:10b, 1 Peter 2:1–3 Sanctifying Grace is the “Even More” work of the Holy Spirit to root out sin- anything that misses the mark of God’s full intention for our lives. God imputes righteousness to us in Justifying Grace and God imparts righteousness to us in Sanctifying Grace through a process over time. Justifying Grace is what Christ did for us. Sanctifying Grace is what God does in us now. Subscribe to our Sunday Morning Sermons on: - Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/new-hope-umc-sunday-sermon-podcast/id1093524425?mt=2 - Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=87782&refid=stpr - Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Ijonx62ajd5qwxv3qgxkizdqnva?t=New_Hope_UMC_Sunday_Sermon_Podcast

This Sunday, October 21, we will continue our sermon series "A Grace-Full Life." The companion book is still available to purchase this Sunday. God's grace comes to us in four movements: *"Even There, Even Now, Even More, and Even Then;"* that is, prevenient grace, justifying grace, sanctifying grace, and glorifying grace. It all about living our God's all-reaching, soul-saving, character-shaping, never-ending love. We'll look this week at Justifying Grace, which is the moment we step over the line of faith in Jesus Christ and receive the free gift of salvation. To be prepared read [Romans 3:21-24, 1 John 4:9-10, 2 Corinthians 5:21, 6:1-2](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans+3%3A21-24%2C+1+John+4%3A9-10%2C+2+Corinthians+5%3A21%2C+6%3A1-2&version=NLT) Subscribe to our Sunday Morning Sermons on: - Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/new-hope-umc-sunday-sermon-podcast/id1093524425?mt=2 - Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=87782&refid=stpr - Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Ijonx62ajd5qwxv3qgxkizdqnva?t=New_Hope_UMC_Sunday_Sermon_Podcast - Website: http://www.findnewhope.com/ - Donate via PayPal to support the podcasts and the Technical Arts Ministry of New Hope! https://goo.gl/o2a9oU - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/brandonchurchfl - YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/fumcmedia - Vimeo: http://vimeo.com/findnewhope - Google+: http://plus.google.com/+Fumcbrandon/

This Sunday, October 14, we begin a new sermon series "A Grace-Full Life." The companion book is available to purchase this Sunday. God's grace comes to us in four movements: "Even There, Even Now, Even More, and Even Then;" that is, prevenient grace, justifying grace, sanctifying grace, and glorifying grace. It all about living our God's all-reaching, soul-saving, character-shaping, never-ending love. We'll begin with a message on prevenient grace, which declares that no matter where you're from, who you are, or what you've done that God unconditionally loves you. It means that God is at work in our lives long before we are consciously aware and able to respond to it. God is with us before we know it! Read Deuteronomy 4:19, Psalm 8:3-4, Psalm 19:1, Isaiah 49:1, Jeremiah 1:4-5, John 1:9, Luke 15:20 to prepare: [https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+4%3A19%2C%C2%A0Psalm+8%3A3-4%2C+Psalm+19%3A1%2C%C2%A0Isaiah+49%3A1%2C%C2%A0Jeremiah+1%3A4-5%2C%C2%A0John+1%3A9%2C%C2%A0Luke+15%3A20&version=NLT](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+4%3A19%2C%C2%A0Psalm+8%3A3-4%2C+Psalm+19%3A1%2C%C2%A0Isaiah+49%3A1%2C%C2%A0Jeremiah+1%3A4-5%2C%C2%A0John+1%3A9%2C%C2%A0Luke+15%3A20&version=NLT) Subscribe to our Sunday Morning Sermons on: - Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/new-hope-umc-sunday-sermon-podcast/id1093524425?mt=2 - Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=87782&refid=stpr - Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Ijonx62ajd5qwxv3qgxkizdqnva?t=New_Hope_UMC_Sunday_Sermon_Podcast - Website: http://www.findnewhope.com/ - Donate via PayPal to support the podcasts and the Technical Arts Ministry of New Hope! https://goo.gl/o2a9oU - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/brandonchurchfl - YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/fumcmedia - Vimeo: http://vimeo.com/findnewhope - Google+: http://plus.google.com/+Fumcbrandon/

There's no free pass from suffering for Christians. I wish there were. I have dear friends who are wrestling with God during sickness, conflict, strife, and injustice. Habakkuk wrestled, too. In fact, his name means embrace like a wrestler. May we embrace God's character through faith while wrestling through our circumstances. Perhaps Micah Tyler's song "Even Then" can be a part of the soundtrack. You will be refreshed at Habakkuk's honesty as we study the entire three chapters of this prophet's contribution to God's Word. On this week's episode I discuss: Taking a B.I.T.E. out of Scripture - this week's Bible Interaction Tool Exercises include: Context Repetition Read in a variety of translations Listen to an epic soundtrack while reading Get your bearings through an introduction and overview - Great resource for this..."How to Read the Bible Book by Book" by Gordon Fee and Douglas Stuart Make a list Utilize an outside resource - this week I read "Hope in the Dark" by Craig Groeschel An introduction to Habakkuk - I used "How to Read the Bible Book by Book" by Gordon Fee and Douglas Stuart , but found a great resource from Insight.org here Habakkuk's name means "embrace like a wrestler" Habakkuk's complaints and how similar they may be to our own complaints against God - Habakkuk 1:1-4 God's seemingly unsatisfactory answer/solution - Habakkuk 1:5-12 How to wait like Habakkuk - Habakkuk 2:1-3 Living by faith - Habakkuk 2:4 Romans 1:17 Galatians 3:11 Hebrews 10:36-38 Our limitations when we are asking God to answer the question, "Why aren't you doing something?" Habakkuk's rehearsal of God's goodness after his complaint - Habakkuk 3 Habakkuk's choice to walk in faith EVEN THEN - Habakkuk 3:16-19 Not necessarily rejoicing in our circumstances, but rejoicing in God our Savior - Habakkuk 3:18   Additional Resources Lyrics - KLove The Story Behind the Song "Even Then" by Micah Tyler - KSWP 90.9 This Week's Challenge Read Habakkuk for yourself. Write down some observations and then read it again. Perhaps you can jot down your own complaint and questions for God. He can handle it. Seek Him, and allow Him to give you His answers and the faith to wait patiently for them to be delivered in His time. And when your world seems to be falling apart, remember…EVEN THEN He is your strength and will enable you to tread on the heights.

Micah Tyler sat down with David A. Dein, to discuss adventures in the desert, what it's like to go from a regular guy to a successful musician, he premieres his brand new song Even Then and shares the TWO stories behind his song "Different."   Enjoy.

--{ The Revolution to Force Evolution: "This 21st Century is the "Century of Change", They've Been Chomping at Bit to Rearrange Society's Structure from Bottom to Top, Efficiency Demands Freedoms All have to Stop, Experts to Rule Everyone from Cradle to Grave, Training Prole to Be Happy, Gross-Well-Being Slave, Genetic Testing Mandatory Before You can Breed, Even Then it Depends on How Many They Need For an Efficient System to Serve World Masters, Ensuring Their Survival Through All Disasters, It's the Elite's Utopia, This Dream Revolution, Toward Their God-State with Forced Evolution" © Alan Watt }-- Katerina Jeleva and Son to be Reunited after Court Victory. Online Sales Tax Legislation - Postal Price Increases - UN Promotion of "Happiness" and "Well-being" - Resignation of French Budget Minister - Psychopathic Society - Anti-Corruption Police Raid Home of Lagarde, IMF Chief - Experimental Testing of Anthrax Vaccine on Children - Bioethics-Eugenics - New Press Laws May End Blogging - Bolshoi Ballet Was Giant Brothel - Britain Gives Go-Ahead for "Three-Parent" Babies - State-Controlled Breeding - British State to Underwrite Mortgages - Behavior Modified through Fiction - Sexual Attack Files of VIPs kept Hidden - China, Eugenics, DNA Collection and Genetic Enhancement - "Secret Evidence" in UK Courts - Fukushima Radiation. (See http://www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com for article links.) *Title/Poem and Dialogue Copyrighted Alan Watt - March 20, 2013 (Exempting Music, Literary Quotes, and Callers' Comments)