3 Guys Without The Wise

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss watching “Nosferatu” daily for a fortnight, what led Tommy to quit social media, and Tristan reads a Yelp review praising our savior, Lord Mangione.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our dream fictional crossovers, justifying crimes & a smelly sunburnt feminist.Support the Show.Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss Salad Fingers, relatable Olympic sports, and stupid f*cking jazz.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss cloning ourselves as children and murdering ourselves, the financial value of tragedies, and celebrating Tommy's culture.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this very special 50th episode the boys have recorded together, Tristan & Tommy discuss the ideal time to poop your pants (and pants are required), strategically picking liquids to shoot out of our fingers & a Yelp review from Tristan himself about some dirty lemonade. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss what we would have if we could have one million of something, what we've learned watching grown adults (sometimes) attempt to function appropriately in theme parks,  and Tristan reads a Yelp review about an anally-corrupt doctor from Minneapolis. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our who's careers and reputations we'd like to steal, how we would disappear and live off the grid, and Tristan reads a Yelp Review about this very podcast.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramTwitterT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our favorite double-features, things that should be legalized and a lovesick truck stop worker. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramTwitterT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our experience with karma, if we'd rather continue working for a large shitload of money or stop working for a small shitload of money, and Tristan reads a review of an averagely concerning new religion. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramTwitterT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss what our walk-on music would be if we were big, bad, scary & hairy wrestlers, we recite our favorite poems, and Tristan reads a Yelp review about a troublesome bookstore in Arkansas.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramTwitterT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss the resurrection of Jesus Vs. The Beatles, and our favorite fictional worlds.Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramTwitterT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss how we would destroy the world if we were evil masterminds, bands we like that nobody else likes, and a Yelp review from the asshole of America, Florida. Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramTwitterT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss what we would do if we woke up from a 10-year coma, our favorite celebrity criminals & Tristan reads a Yelp review about one smelly bakery in Georgia.Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramTwitterT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy are joined by long-time supporter, fellow podcaster & childhood friend of Tristan, Tom (Host of the "Tall Tom's Thought Train" podcast, and new podcast coming to ear-holes soon)! The three T's discuss their least favorite things (we all hate the British), and dream up a movie in order to avoid being shot in the ass.Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramTwitterT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss who we would have murdered if we didn't get caught, our favorite things (Tommy didn't put his family on his list), and a senselessly violent serial killer pageant (approved by President Biden).Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramTwitterT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our recent & self-destructive phases, the short history of podcasting & how it grew into today's giant industry, & Tristan reads a Yelp review from a super round-Earther. Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramTwitterT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss America's most dangerous jobs, some horrifying NFL & wrestling injuries, cantaloupes, Tristan gets deeply upset at the Waning Gibbous moon and the boys read a Yelp review about peeing in a bookstore. Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramTwitterT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss the ups and downs of this year (which might've been crazier than 2020), a behind the scenes look at creating and sustaining our podcast, and Tristan reads a Yelp review about an abusive ping pong store owner. Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramTwitterT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss times we had to be a Karen, why Spirit and Frontier sucks, our retirement dreams that we'll die before realizing, and a Yelp review for the "Ku Klux Klan Kruise Line". Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our experience with Hurricane Ian as Floridians, childish things we do as adults, a brand-new sponsor gives us money & Tristan reads a Yelp review about a troublesome camp in Missouri. Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss a history of unusual deaths, very disturbing statistics (looking at you Catholic Church), the modern "Wild West" that was the Internet in the 2000's, and a Yelp review of a lost album from 1986. Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss adult movies we watched as children, what we love about pooping & fat people who need scooters. Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss what it means to be an adult, our favorite comfort TV shows & movies, and Tristan reads a Yelp review about Jimmy Carter's Egyptian curse.Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our opinions on pets (Tristan's is so shocking OMG listen to find out), HAHAHAHAHA & selfish kids in need. Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss how our childhood dreams didn't amount to diddly-poo, the simple things in life that make us happy, and bugs.Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our Youtube Channel!

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy are joined by their former co-host Eric to discuss their favorite conspiracy theories (Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself), what they waste their money on, and a sad story about a bottle opener. Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our Youtube Channel!

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our messed up dreams, time vs. money & The Jesus Chris Superstore.Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our Youtube Channel!

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy are joined by "Scooter & the Big Man" host Bryan to discuss our anti-bucket list times, our own true crime fantasies & Bryan is the victim of a nasty podcast review.Check out "Scooter & the Big Man" on your favorite Podcast platform!Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our Youtube Channel!

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss the "Wheels & Doors" debate, diseases we don't want to get & Tristan reads a Yelp review from an angry Scottish man.Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our Youtube Channel!

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our favorite cheap food, our morning routines & learn about a predator's pre-school.Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our Youtube Channel!

On this first episode of 2022, Tristan & Tommy discuss what we would do with a genie's 3 wishes, our wildest public restroom stories, and we read an appropriately poopy Yelp review.Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our Youtube Channel!

On this final episode of 2021, the boys talk about cheerful holiday movies, ISIS, Kyle Rittenhouse Vs. Taylor Swift, Fun Funerals, and COVID.Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our Youtube Channel!

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy bond about how the Holidays have begun, Tristan reads a Yelp review that reveals how terrible Florida is, and the boys discuss the hit Netflix show Squid Game!Head over to our Facebook page and check out the pinned post to participate in our Give Kids The World T-shirt fundraiser!Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and subscribe to our Youtube Channel!

Tristan and Tommy are joined by two special guests, Tommy's lady friend Maggie, and host of the "Scooter & the Big Man" podcast, Bryan, for a discussion that ranges from when/if killing people is bad to the death penalty & more! Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and subscribe to our Youtube Channel!

Tristan and Tommy talk about our strange opinions, the value of positivity, and stupid people with a "ph" in their name.Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and subscribe to our Youtube Channel!Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIZNWMn0H56pFDMjXio8WZgFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/2uselessorganismsTwitter: https://twitter.com/2OrganismsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/2uselessorganisms/

Tristan and Tommy talk about Tommy's special lady, people we don't want alive, and a new sponsor puts little effort in making their product sound even remotely enjoyable. Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and subscribe to our Youtube Channel!Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIZNWMn0H56pFDMjXio8WZgFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/2uselessorganismsTwitter: https://twitter.com/2OrganismsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/2uselessorganisms/

Tommy's back this week and he and Tristan discuss their favorite TV shows, things we should normalize, and shooting water up our butts. Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and subscribe to our Youtube Channel!Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIZNWMn0H56pFDMjXio8WZgFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/2uselessorganismsTwitter: https://twitter.com/2OrganismsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/2uselessorganisms/

Tommy's taking the week off so we have a special guest joining us, host of the boys' former show "3 Guys Without The Wise", Eric!Tristan and Eric discuss things they're not proud of, what Las Vegas and Korea have in common, and a Yelp review from a confused individual. Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and subscribe to our Youtube Channel!Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIZNWMn0H56pFDMjXio8WZgFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/2uselessorganismsTwitter: https://twitter.com/2OrganismsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/2uselessorganisms/

Tristan & Tommy discuss their favorite homemade foods, their theme park bucket list items, and our sponsor really hates Tristan.Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and subscribe to our Youtube Channel!Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIZNWMn0H56pFDMjXio8WZgFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/2uselessorganismsTwitter: https://twitter.com/2OrganismsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/2uselessorganisms/

Tristan and Tommy do their first show without the dearly departed Eric, Tommy talks about fake meat and Tristan wishes he was a little girl on the Titanic.Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and subscribe to our Youtube Channel!Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIZNWMn0H56pFDMjXio8WZgFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/3guyswithoutthewiseTwitter: https://twitter.com/2OrganismsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/2uselessorganisms/

Tristan and Tommy discuss the future of the show.

The idiots talk about their favorite subjects from the podcast over the last year, Tristan doesn't know the difference between countries and continents, Tommy drinks an unknown alcohol, and Eric rambles about a stupid airplane. 

The three idiots talk about spooky flicks, bubbly drinks and video games.

Hear about our first jobs, Tommy rides Everest too many times, and hear how we think we would fare against the Zombie Apocalypse. This week's sponsor puts the "Green" in "Extreme!"

The Guys talk about their dream rides at Disney, life obstacles, and concerts! Tristan's butt gets brought up too many times. We take a "trip" in this week's Yelp! Review, and listen to a man who shouldn't do infomercials.

"The Big Gay" calls in. Tristan tells us the difference between a film's soundtrack and a film's score. Eric likes board games and Tommy can't stay inside, so he keeps going to theme parks.

Tristan drools over Johnny Depp, while Tommy is drooling over his breakfast sandwich. Eric tells us another story during his time in the Army, and the guys get down with a flamingo!

The Guys talk about the new update for Splash Mountain, Eric talks about his insecurities, and Tristan talks about what the South is all about. This week's WTHAILT is a golden oldie that makes us think twice about skateboarding.

Eric and Tommy go to Universal Studios, while Tristan goes somewhere not as cool. We take a moment to get serious and have some news for the next couple of weeks.

Hear about our favorite travel spots, Eric's infamous deer killing story, and a sponsor that is sure to help keep certain regions clean.

We talk about our hobbies and life in TV Land (not the channel). Moms become unsafe again, and a special sponsor message you don't want to miss!