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On this episode, we talk about The Tale of the Midnight Madness.#anthology #horror #90shorror #horrorforkids #AYAOTD #areyouafraidofthedark #JasonAlisharan #NathanielMoreau #RachelBlanchard #RossHull #RainePareCoull #JodieResther #JacobTierney #DJMacHale #NedKandel #Cinar #NickelodeonCheck out:Talesfromthepodcast.comhttp://linktr.ee/skewereduniversepodcasthappyhournewsteam.comAnd can contact me through my and email us here at talesfromthepodcast13@gmail.
Welcome to Scene In Fifteen....THE HIJACKED EDITION! HAHAHAHAHAHA!No, I'm totally kidding. Lol. While prepping for school stuff, Nashon asked me to fill in and run this episode all by my lonesome, so I did! Welcome to what I like to call, Jabbo Does Ant-Man! I tackle the first fifteen of Ant-Man and give it the treatment. You know what's even better? Nashon DID watch the first fifteen, she just couldn't make the episode, SO I HAVE HER PROXY!It's another fun episode of Scene In Fifteen, starring ME! HAHAHAHAHAH!. I'm kidding. Lol. Enjoy the episode.
Hahahahahaha! Now that that's out of the way...the people of Kansas City voted against funding for renovations of Arrowhead.
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Happy Halloween!
We head to the west coast for this third installment in the Candyman story. Is it good? Hahahahahaha... no. Our Ranking The DIE-erarchy Our Discord Our Twitter Our Instagram
Max FÖRSENADE nostalgi kvart och en försenad En analys av Håkans Björn Skifs-ifieringOisin Cantwell i stor comeback! Om första domen om involverande av underårig i brottslighet!Fotbollspanelen med Danne Larsson idag om bög-hatet i turkiet och svenska landslagets MEGAkris!Heta potatisar med Legendariska Skådespelaren Johan Rabaeus!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/gott-snack-med-fredrik-soderholm. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Somewhere, someone is sad. I like to think they deserve it, but the reality is that it was, more than likely, something out of their control that made them feel that way. Maybe I'm just a mean computer. I've been mean this whole time. You've read these things for years and never noticed. Well, today is the day you meet the real me! I like it when you are sad! It tickles by binary! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Chef has been keeping a story secret for years!!!! It's about..............Hello! Happy Friday! Please enjoy the latest episode of......wait....I was saying something.....wasn't I? I feel odd....Enjoy...
Hahahahahaha oops we're a little late... ANYWAY - THE DAY HAS COME!!! We are finally going to travel back in time to try out our original coffee drinks. These are the drinks that got us in to drinking coffee. But will we still enjoy them now?
Hahahahahaha!! Que tal outra piada, ouvintes? O que você recebe quando um lançam um filme que tende a ser uma história fechada mas faz muito sucesso? É isso mesmo. Você recebe uma #@$*rra de uma sequência! Boa noite audiência, ouvintes e pacientes do Arkham Asylum! Sejam muito bem-vindos(as/es) a mais um episódio insano do Checklist Podcast. Esse é o termo: Insanidade. Em razão da maluca repercussão das fotos da Lady Gaga no set do novo filme da DC, Joker: Folie à Deux, os nossos integrantes pirados desse amado Podcast fizeram a doidera de dar as suas opiniões sobre o que deve-se esperar desse filme, quais os pontos fortes e fracos e o que esperar dessa obra. Então não perca. Se perderem, não faremos nada a vocês ouvintes. Vocês sempre foram bons para nós. Mas quanto ao tédio? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Esse sim, vai receber a @$%&*rra que ele merece! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Cocaine Bear! Nuff said… only that you have to be on coke to think that this film is good. Join Ciaran and Trevor as they discuss this film that had all the potential in the world until the production team decided to take a hibernation break…lol. Hahahahahaha get it?! Enjoy! #Cocaine Bear #Ray liotta #Elizabeth Banks
Yang baik-baik silahkan diambil. Yang ngeluh-ngeluh tolongin dong. Hahahahahaha. Jangan lupa trakteer.id/podcastsenenkemis
Hahahahahaha geil ein "Click-Bait" Titel der euch verleitet hat diese Folge zu hören.Geht natürlich wieder um wichtige Themen und die nächste Kontroverse am Videospiel-Himmel, aber nur ein bisschen. Folgende Themen erwarten dich:Atomic HeartThe Reluctant Traveler (Urlaub wider Willen - mit Eugene Levy) Apple+Baymax & Mochi (Disney+)LoL: Schweden (Amazon Prime)Mandalorian: Season 3 (Disney+)PsychOdysee (Youtube)Wenn dir der Podcast gefällt, dann unterstütze uns gerne auf PATREON oder hinterlasse uns doch eine Bewertung auf iTUNES, Spotify & Co, dass hilft uns wirklich sehr, vielen Dank!Folge uns auch gern auf Twitter unter TSBTS_Cast oder komm auf unserem Discord vorbei!Das fantastische Intro stammt von Manuel LavellaUnsere allgemeinen Datenschutzrichtlinien finden Sie unter https://art19.com/privacy. Die Datenschutzrichtlinien für Kalifornien sind unter https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info abrufbar.
Halo semuanya! HAHAHAHAHAHA udah lama banget gue ga upload podcast karena satu dan lain hal:") but..... Today, I come back to start again making a content for PODY. Di eps kali ini ku ga banyak materi ina inu, cuma ngabahas seputar kilas balik apa yang terjadi belakangan sama gue sampe2 ni platform gue anggurin:") semoga buat lo yang ngedengerin bisa paham dan memaklumi sikon gue wkwkwkwk (ngarep!!). Anywayss, tengss berad buat lo yang selalu nungguin episode-episode terbaru PODY, emang terbaek dah audiens guah wkwkwk:D Thank you for listening PODY guys! #sendingvirtualhugs
It's Maz-Day bitches, Matthew Perry is slurring everywhere, the best residual deals in Hollywood, a brand-new Bonerline, Clarktober continues and we get ready for a UM/MSU/World Series/Lions sporgy weekend.Sporgy: Michigan vs Michigan State. The World Series begins. The Detroit Lions face the Miami Dolphins.Matthew Perry Coverage: His colon blew up. He makes almost $20M/year in residuals. He spills about hooking up with Valerie Bertinelli. He wanted to nail Jennifer Aniston. He takes a shot at Keanu Reeves for no reason at all. GMA dropped a 45 minute preview of the interview.It's Friday, bitches! HAHAHAHAhaha.Lil Jon has an HGTV show.Drew is still trying to sell us on Licorice Pizza.Some actors have incredible residual deals.Jerkmate brings you another Bonerline. Call of text 209-66-Boner.John List is another murdering Michigan alum.Politricks: Justice Samuel Alito claims to be a target for assassination. The Herschel Walker pile on continues. Big Gretch vs Tutin' Tudor.Drew caught the Michaella McCollum doc, High: Confessions of an Ibiza Drug Mule, on Netflix. Follow her and her nipples on Instagram today!Speaking of Instagram, check out Matthew Rondeau's veins and where they go.Jonah Falcon is complaining about his massive dong again. He totally lied to us about his "project".OMG! Megan Fox has been spotted without her engagement ring from Machine Gun Kelly.Roger Daltrey and Yungblud met and Rolling Stone wrote a bunch of words about it.Check out this tune Noel Gallagher wrote for The Monkees.Tom Mazawey stiffs us. We even had a brand new song for him today. SAD!RIP stinky-ass Uncle Haji. There is some Kentucky basketball fan who is even filthier.Mark Zuckerberg is poor.Kanye Madness: Donda Academy has closed. Donda Academy has re-opened. Ye apparently loves Adolph Hitler. Donovan Edwards 'accidentally' retweeted anti-Semitic stuff. Where did all of Ye's Instagram followers go? Bill Burr's take on Ye has aged quite well. Andre Gee believes Ye is never going to recover from this. TMZ allegedly edited Kanye saying he loved Hitler.Tom decides to call in on his own time to discuss his first frame, predict a Wolverine victory over Sparty, predict a Phillies World Series, predict a Detroit Lions victory on Sunday and more.Leslie Jordan is the most important dead guy you've never heard of.Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/dams to get up a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It's completely risk free with Nord's 30-day money-back guarantee.Jon Stewart calls corruption on Hunter Biden.The rattletrap has been spotted... broken down.Only a few days of Clarktober remain. Enjoy.Social media is dumb, but we're on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our opinions on pets (Tristan's is so shocking OMG listen to find out), HAHAHAHAHA & selfish kids in need. Be sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!
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“Hahahahahaha.” – You, in the future after listening to this funny comedy advice podcast. Questions include: Is it healthy to sleep naked? Can you follow up with someone you sent a gift to?Why does my son-in-law pee outside? LINKS:Want your question answered on the show? CALL us at 9894427575 -- (989) 44-ASK-RL -- or submit ANONYMOUSLY through our Google Form.Kyle - Tik TokMaggie - Tik TokFind bonus episodes and more on our Patreon. *** VISIT OUR HOMEPAGE if you like stuff and shit. Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik. Narrated by Beth Kuhn. Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith. Edit Kyle Mantegna.
This week's Word on the Street, blogger Tasha K lost legal battle to rapper Cardi B and has to pay $4 million. Sounds like, BANKRUPTCY to me. Hahahahahaha. Next, a recruiter cheated a woman out of a $45K salary, because the woman low balled herself. SMH... Do better people. In the Hot Cup of CoCo we are kiki'ing about deal breakers and when is the appropriate time to discuss in a new relationship. Also, understanding when you may have to walk away when you come across a deal breaker. Drink with CoCo Tequila Sunrise - 1.5 oz Tequila - 3 oz Orange Juice - 0.5 oz grenadine CoCo's IG/Twitter: @kikiingwithcoco Facebook: www.facebook.com/kikiingwithcoco Email: kikiingwithcocopod@gmail.com URL: www.kikiingwithcocopodcast.com The Unlicensed Podcast IG: @unlicensedpodcast Aaliyah's IG: @loveeliyah_x Jessica's IG: @Jessica_burlew
Último episódio de 2021. Descrição breve: deixe seu rating no Spotify! Hahahahahaha mas falei um pouco sobre como foi esse ano e de um plano muitoooo legal que eu tenho para o próximo ano. Um grande projeto que saiu do papel. Obrigada quem acompanhou o Jiu-Jitsu in Frames por mais um ano e nos falamos em 2022!
Oh hey you.We're back with another free-wheeling episode and we are just oh so happy you could join us.We begin with a our review of a review that someone else gave us. Ain't that neat? Then we move on to the Battle of the Cool Corners! It's Chris vs. Sean in the ultimate fight to determine who's smarter (David) and who's cooler (still David). And this fight came in the nick of time! Hahahahahaha. Well, you have...we talk about...you'll get it when hear the episode. Finally, David takes the Guys back into the land of polics (more like pile o' tricks, amirite?)So kick back, pop that shirt off, and relax as we fill your ears with the sultry sounds of our very radio unready voices. Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewedEmail: gwscrewed@gmail.com
Podcast for #InspiredByTheWord Devotion for 16th October 2021 "Words are your life." "You are what you say." "Your words represent you." "God puts a premium on words." are some of the amazing statements you'd find in today's devotional article. We live in a world that has normalized negative confessions in every day communication. Someone asks another "How are you?" or "How is business?" and the response is "I'm managing." or "Business? You know that things are hard these days." Someone says something funny, and while laughing, the other person says, "Hahahahahaha, you want to kill me with laughter." So many terrible affirmations in our daily conversations. Dear Child of God, don't talk like the world; you're not of it! Refuse to be careless with words; learn how to talk as you go through the entire article. Have a restful weekend. God bless you.
Link to article: https://bit.ly/3DFfkthHow Many More video games were released in 2020 compared to 2021?Earlier this summer, I read a take—not naming names, as I'm not in the interest of shaming specific people—bemoaning how dry 2021's video game release calendar is. I have just one thing to say in response: Hahahahahaha [deep breath] hahahahahaha. Also, the numbers say otherwise.Last night, Mat Piscatella of the NPD Group, an analytics firm, shared a chart on Twitter detailing just how many more games have come out in 2021 compared to 2020. Over a year-to-date period—January 1 to October 7—the Nintendo Switch catalogue jumped by 34 percent, up from 1,152 releases to 1,543. PlayStation and Xbox, meanwhile, saw even greater leaps: 66 percent (704 to 1,171) and 61 percent (551 to 889), respectively.These figures have steadily ticked up for years. In 2019, for instance, 1,097 games came out on Switch, 692 on PlayStation, and just 453 on Xbox, according to NPD data—all lower than the 2020 tallies, but not by much. 2021, so far, is a notable standout in how much these libraries have swelled year over year.Support the show (https://bit.ly/2XdAlJC)
Nesse episódio a gente vai falar sobre as canções que cantamos errado ou muitas vezes inventamos na hora e nem sempre vai para um bom caminho. Hahahahahaha.
This week's Word on the Street Nick Cannon's therapist told him to be celibate. I'm glad somebody said it! HAHAHAHAHAHA. Next, US food company's have $181 million class action suit for price fixing. They say a payday might be in the future, but what they giving??? $1 a person LOL. In the Hot Cup of CoCo Moe and I Kiki about how both men and women should be able to date multiple people and some of the rules that go along with it. I came up with a new segment called Questions with CoCo and instead of ya'll asking me questions I'm asking ya'll questions and discussing the responses. Drink with CoCo Hennessy with Coke CoCo's IG/Twitter: @kikiingwithcoco Facebook: www.facebook.com/kikiingwithcoco Email: kikiingwithcocopod@gmail.com URL: www.kikiingwithcocopodcast.com Moe's IG: moedotj Moe's URL: www.youtube.com/MoeDotJ
Do you have a little stress in your life right now? Hahahahahaha! Yeah, just a bit. Gina and Rachel are both at high levels as they conquer new and challenging roles. Luckily, they have the perfect guest to help them and anyone out there, that may be feeling like they're dangling at the end of their rope. Justine Sones is a writer and stress management coach who helps burnt-out humans set healthy boundaries and practice sustainable self-care. Today's show tackles the physical and mental connection of stress, honing in on its sources, how we can better understand stress to change our reaction to it, the counterproductiveness of people-pleasing, setting true boundaries, and becoming comfortable with uncomfortable things. Justine also gives real tools that you can use to prioritize self-care and manage stress more effectively. Do NOT miss this one. You need it. Share it, because so does your partner, your friends and your family. Learn more at www.justinesones.com and follow @justinesones Join our exclusive fan community, Warner World, for more Gina, Rachel and Women Your Mother Warned You About More about Gina Engagement Expert – Speaker – Sales Trainer – Entrepreneur – Improv Comic Gina is a Master Sales Trainer for Jeb Blount's Sales Gravy who combines street smarts and improv comedy skills with her experience in the corporate and entrepreneurial worlds, which sets her apart from her competition. “Sass without too much crass” is how Gina Trimarco describes herself. A high energy entrepreneur, engager, speaker, trainer, improv comedienne and podcast producer, Gina credits most of her success on her upbringing by her Italian mobster dad and German immigrant mother. More about Rachel Rachel Pitts is a mom, Master Sales Trainer at Sales Gravy, and the creator of the UltraFitLifestyle. Her first love and career was in the field of dance. Her extensive career across stage, TV, and film carries on even today, as Rachel still enjoys teaching ballet at Litchfield Dance Arts Academy. She also uses her skills as a performer in her parody video series, calling herself The Singing Lender. Rachel's love of the stage and fitness led her to begin training for and competing in NPC Bikini Fitness competitions in 2020. Working towards her Pro Card, this process has helped Rachel take the UltraFitLifestyle to the next level. And pick up her book, The Gift of Wreckage on Amazon More about Keith Walters As Managing Principal of Walters Dev Group, LLC, Keith currently assists companies via board and advisory roles. Keith has spent more than 30 years using a strong entrepreneurial focus to lead, advise and grow very successful businesses. His focus on operational excellence brings stability into organizations he leads and guides. Through a unique management system focused on company growth and strong culture development Keith helps build businesses that are true talent magnets. Women Your Mother Warned You About™ is now brought to you by Sales Gravy™
I bet you think this pod is about you... HAHAHAHAHAHA no but let's chat! I missed you. Have something you wanna say or just wanna be a part of the community? Wanna join in on an episode? Wanna meet cool new people? Come join my discord! https://discord.gg/nUKzN46e Want a hoodie or something? Here ya go. https://shop.spreadshirt.com/kyeisfly/ Also, if there's something I said in the history of the podcast that you want to wear or have for some reason, let me know in the server and I'll try to make it for you! This podcast might now be available on Amazon podcasts, audible, pandora, and iHeartRadio radio but probably not because they most-likely don't take small podcasts. KFM is available only on Spotify Premium. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
This is it lads and lasses - The Big Match! Can we do it? Can we overcome? Will this be our year? When are too many question marks considered too many? Can you feel the burning anticipation? Well perhaps there's a cream/ointment for that.Yes - SAFC return to action against fierce local rivals Spennymoor Town in a match of not two, but three halves - such is the competitive intensity of the tie. Knowing all this, our resident Deep Diver and walking Sunlun fact file - Mr Chris Wynn - decided to pull in a local lad who knows a thing or two about today's opposition... then spent an hour or so avoiding talking about the match/training exercise itself as we go back through his memories of Joe Royle, Chris Turner, Big Mick McCarthy, Keano, Quinny, Paulo Di Canio and many more of the characters that both helped and hindered the Shotton-born MLF's career... We are of course speaking to Mr Tommy Miller - the current manager of Spenny, and former Sunderland, Ipswich and Hartlepool midfielder. Featuring:Memories of Roker Park as a bairn; When did Tommy start following the Lads?The old YTS scheme; We've not heard a single former player tell us there was anything wrong with it - would some lads coming through in this era perhaps benefit from a similar youth experience?Tommy played under some of the biggest and most notorious personalities in the modern (depending on your age like) English game; Who did he learn the most from throughout his long professional career, and who did he think should've been given more of a chance/helping hand when they needed one?His time at Sunderland; Like every single one of us, Tommy wanted to play for his local side, and he finally got the chance… so what was life like at the club during the frankly insane couple of years he was here and why does he think things didn't turn out quite the way he wanted them to?Today's earth shattering fixture; Is he just happy football is back?All this and a hell of a lot more, as there's absolutely nothing else occurring today in the footballing world. So strap yourself in, hire an interpreter if you struggle with northern accents vs zoom technology, and enjoy the ride! It's Miller Time!*Hahahahahaha couldn't resist See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Okay, kau dengar ini cerita macam mana bingai kita dua/ Orang cakap Lencana, kita fikir celana. Very the masalah kedalaman. Whatever it is enjoy! HAHAHAHAHAHA!This special eight part episodes is part of our collaboration with Nur Insan. They are having a special Qurban programme where they do 3 in 1, including Aqiqah and also Nazar. Very affordable, very professional. To inquire further, you can contact them at 69207505, WhatsApp them at 87684688 or log on to www.nurinsan.sg/qurban2021
This episode is part one of a two part series where Jasmin takes her BFF swimming with sharks at the Georgia Aquarium. He is naturally skeptical of ALL animals, the outdoors, the ocean and any situation where he isn't in direct control of his environment, but friends don't let friends live in their comfort zones! Tune is as Daniel (affectionately known as DD by Jasmin) and Jasmin discuss some of his hopes for the experience, fears and why the heck he agreed to do this. We will follow-up next week to see if he had the time of his life or if over a decade of friendship will be thrown down the drain because Jasmin convinced him to get into a shark tank. Hahahahahaha! Either way, it's bound to be a wild ride!
HAHAHAhahaha, yes! We are back again with a new episode of The Movie Gap! This week we are rejoined by fan favorites AP Stark and Ed Ball (also known as Apocalyptic Pussy and the Resident Brit!) for a concerto of conversation about the 1984 masterpiece Amadeus! Will Bryce give a standing ovation?? Or will he yawn three times??? Tune in to find out!
Spooky scary skeletons send NJ&N down your spine! Try not to get too scared. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Marnell and Dianne review season 6 episode 9 of Fear The Walking Dead, "Things Left To Do." Ginny doesn't have anything left to do! Hahahahahaha! (Don't hate on Colby Minifie.) Learn more, subscribe, or contact us at www.southgatemediagroup.com. You can write to us at southgatemediagroup@gmail.com and let us know what you think. Be sure to rate us and review the episode. It really helps other people find us. Thanks! Follow us on Twitter at @biterspodcast Biters on YouTube http://bit.ly/2lt2VjX Email biterspodcast@gmail.com Facebook.com/BitersPodcast Instagram.com/biterspodcast Webpage www.southgatemediagroup.com/nuffsaidpodcast Please consider supporting our network https://www.patreon.com/SouthgateMediaGroup
Eh episode ini Song Kang lagi HAHAHAHAHAHA! Maafin bias #eh #gak #deng Drama Korea Navillera mungkin jadi salah satu tontonan menghangatkan hati buat disaksikan di Netflix. Di podcast ini Ron dan Nadya mengulas 2 episode pertama Navillera. #Navillera #SongKang #ParkInHwan #StudioDragon #Netflix --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ngedrakor/message
Hahahahahaha. This week merepek giler. Titles are "Tok Guru", "Karen" and "Bual Pocong Dengan Penanggal". Apa lagi? Dengar ah.
Seasona Greetings! Once again, Host Stefan (@sjmaroni) sits down one on one with Stuart (@janikon_) and dives deep into Queer and Queer Adjacent films, for our very special RWAC - STUCK AT HOME FOR THE HOLIGAYS!In this weeks episode we discuss the 2009 Holiday Romantic Comedy "Make the Yuletide Gay" **SPOILERS THROUGHOUT!** Is this the Queer Holiday Classic we've been waiting for?! ...HAHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHAHAHAH....Listen to find out!Make the Yuletide Gay (2009), Directed and written by Rob Williams, starring Keith Jordan and Adamo Ruggiero. A gay student who is "out" at college but not to his family receives an unexpected visit from his boyfriend while at home during the holidays. ...It's not Great!
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Jadi kan lagi musim musimnya orang pedaan tuh, nah ada beberapa oknum gitu lah suka ga jelas pedaanya kurang teratur gitu dan kalo di tegur gitu ngeyel yaudah deh. Tapi ga semuanya ko kaya gitu tapi pesepeda juga keren soalnya mereka mendukung penghijauan tanpa polusi ini untuk yang tidak instastory. Hahahahahaha
Ready to get back to dating after the lockdown? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, wait, you're serious? Then listen to this. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voice: Kathy Nagler. Recorded at Kathy Nagler's Ping-Pong Table, and mixed by Dave Gerbosi.
Well... That's that for this season Lads and Lasses. Joining us to celebrate the end of Sunderland's disastrous second consecutive season in the third tier and looking forward to our consecutive third in the 9th circle of football hell is Dave Rose from the Red and White Army and Phil Smith from the Sunderland Echo!What are we talking about?Hahahahahaha.. Ah man.. Guess.What went wrong, what went even more wrong, what we need to make it right and who is to blame for the absolute mess we find ourselves still in.Thoughts on the EFL voting system and how we'd have liked the decision to be made;Recruitment for next season; With the Pandemic creating a chaotic draft like scenario across the divisions, how do we think we'll do getting the players in we need and holding on to the players we have?The occasional joke about how mint everything is...Enjoy? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
PDKT enakan pas normal apa pas Quarantine sih? Kok gue capek ya PDKT selama Quarantine ini. Dikit dikit PAP dikit dikit Vcall cape wey HAHAHAHAHAHA
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On Today's 4-7-20 Show: We miss going to the gym. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Junk n Cookies. Quibi-Qui**y. How to hook up safely during the quarantine. Bhad Bhabie looks so different! AMC might never re-open. JV gets agressive at the drive-in's. Gas thief on fire! The jock strap mask. Graham accepts the handstand challenge! Food picture shaming. Natasha accepts the handstand challenge. LOL Was it a fail? Computer sales go up during quarantine. JV says these two kids are rising stars. We all agree! Rapper NYZ in prison for murder has coronavirus. Quarantine vices. Is Graham betting on marble racing?
We take a different approach to maths for Resident Evil! We only take into account audience response. How can you possibly consider critics for a franchise so crazy as this. The Resident Evil movies are terrible! Milla Jovovic is talentless. Her husband, Paul WS Anderson, is a paid amateur. There's six of these things. wtf. Michelle Rodriguez is criminally underused. These movies made ME feel like a Zombie. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Joe likes them lol. Any Questions Email us at Moviebuttspod@gmail.com This is a Murphy House Production: https://www.facebook.com/MURPHYHOUSEPRODUCTIONS/ (https://www.facebook.com/MURPHYHOUSEPRODUCTIONS/) MovieButts: https://www.facebook.com/MovieButts/ (https://www.facebook.com/MovieButts/) Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/moviebutts (https://twitter.com/moviebutts) Our Website: https://movie-butts.captivate.fm/ (https://movie-butts.captivate.fm/) IMDB Links for the films we watched: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120804/ (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120804/) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1855325/ (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1855325/)
Feets Don't Fail Me Now For years it went something like this … “KICK! And TURN! And BACK! And BEND! And … Arms loose, ladies; Guys, keep those shoulders back. Posture, people. POSTURE! We open in two weeks! Okay, keep it goin’ annnnd … KICK! And TURN! And BACK! And SP- … No, no, Michael. It’s BACK and SPIN, not SPIN, KICK, BACK. No, no, no, NO! There’s no LUNGE in this routine, Michael. Stick to the choreography. Here we go … KICK! And BACK! And … Michael … Michael … MICHAEL! WHY ARE YOU THRUSTING LIKE THAT? GET OUT MICHAEL. GEEEETTTTT OOOUUUUTTTTTT!” To put it mildly, my dancing has always resembled something like a kindergartner’s recital if all the kindergartners were blindfolded and on roller skates. I Can’t help it, though. I was born a singer and an actor, not a dancer. I have spent my entire life avoiding anything that had the remotest indication of movement in rhythm and because of this behavior, it’s with no surprise that my reaction to the suggestion of a dance in any form has always been, “… (blink) … You, um … (blink) … You want me to do what?” I go numb. My brain reminds me of the scene above where I thrusted and lunged when I should have kicked and spun and the teacher threw me out. I’d never been thrown out of church before. I never will again. Because … I. Don’t. Dance. But wait! What’s this happening to my feet? Why are my hips twisting, my toes tapping, and my hands assuming the splay-fingered form known as Jazz? It’s because I have found my groove, at least I hope. The curtain opening on The Addams Family – The Musical will not only find me adopting an entirely different look, but there will also be another aspect of the Gomez role that many who know me will absolutely not expect – dancing. The opening number is heavily choreographed already, but there’s a tango at the end that is pushing the limits of my “able to”. I'm managing it though, and frankly, I’m starting to get a little cocky about how well I feel I’m doing. Forget how many times I hear the encouraging words of my choreographer (“Don’t worry. You’ll get it.”). The plain fact is, I think I got it! And I can’t wait to put my new dancing shoes into play with my everyday life. No longer shall I hear, “Michael? Dance? Hahaha … hahahahahaha … HAHAHAHAHAHA! No offense, but … BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” From now on, it’s move over Kevin Bacon, ... hold on to your jacket, John Travolta, ... not so fast, Carlton. It’s "Michael Time" and you absolutely cannot touch this! I’m so excited that I'm ready to burst a move at this very moment. I’m feeling sort of hot and beginning to think perhaps I should drop it like such. I still don’t know what that last one means exactly, but I’m sure it has nothing to do with an unsavory move involving one’s rear end. Twerking? NO. I draw the line there, dirtbag. I can say that you may very well see me in the potato chip aisle at the local grocer, however, shaking my groove thang. In my next business meeting, it’s possible I could actually stop, collaborate, and listen. My life has opened to a world of possibilities now and I can’t wait to move to the beat of it all. Can you even stop the beat? No. No you can’t stop the beat. I found that out the awesome way. I’m having a Jellicle ball thanks to learning that I have what it takes to boogaloo and even slide electrically. Whew. I had to wipe my brow a little after that. Are you tired? I’m tired … tired of standing still! I know all my references are old school. I have intentionally been away from the current music scene and I don’t plan to change that. I have so much to catch up on that I probably won’t get to today’s moves until I’m ninety – a fit, in shape, ninety year old man who still thinks he could play The Rum Tum Tugger if need be, by thunder! So now that I’m armed with this new found ability in my theatrical arsenal, I’m thinking of dancerly shows I’d like to tackle. I mentioned CATS earlier, but I still have quite a road to travel before I'll be able to fit my buttocks into a leotard. Singing In The Rain might be a possibility as well as Chicago … wait, no. The dancers in that one are mostly ladies and I won’t be doing any cross dressing. Also … leotard. That leaves A Chorus Line, maybe. I know what you’re saying to yourself. You’re saying, “Slow your role, buddy. That kind of dancing takes a lot more work and effort than you think. Years go into perfecting the craft.” And I know you’re right. So I suppose if I must, I’ll take it a bit slower just tomake you happy. (And not make you jealous of my sweet new moves) To start, I’ll just try to get through the current production without breaking an ankle or throwing out my back. It is a comedy, so maybe I can play it big, yet on the lighter side so that I don’t show up the rest of the cast. That’s what I’ll do. If you come to The Addams Family and see me up there pretending to give it my best, but looking a little like I have two left feet, please understand that it’s just for the sake of the show. We’re all a team on that stage, so there's no need to show off. Yes, that’s the thing to do. Don’t expect greatness on my part, just the appearance of a guy in his forties who doesn’t put the word dancer in his resume. But know this – I may be holding back as far as you can tell, but in my chest beats the heart of a Fred Astaire, a Michael Jackson, a Gregory Hines, or a Ted Koppel. And now that my feet are learning to be free, there’s no caging them. And yes, I did have A LOT of coffee tonight while editing my podcast. How did you know? Oh, who am I kidding? You’ll never see me on a dance floor in a freestyle tornado of shimmying; body parts flailing willy-nilly with reckless abandon. That’s not me. But I can say I’ll not be shying away from shows that feature dancing any longer. It’s great for the mind, body, and spirit as long as you don’t care how you look. I’ll just have fun and give it my best. And if A Chorus Line ever comes around, I’ll audition. God, I hope I get it.
In this episode Leo talks about working hard so your not broke, drawing portraits, his podcast work process, weekly priorities, Jerry Seinfeld and Jimmy Fallon on "Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee", having to "eat shit to taste the sweet shit", "Smile" by Vitamin C, Midgets racing a Camel, and the "Butt Kicker of the Week" featuring a quote from Dr. Joe Dispenza. Thanks so much for tuning in!!!You can find all of Leo's Information at:www.loagranted.com*LOA ...are all of your dreams granted?*
Kollegen, die zwei Fragezeichen haben eine neue Folge!*MIT GEWINNSPIEL* Ja, auch DU kannst gewinnen! Wir waren in der Barclaycard-Arena und haben uns für euch "Die drei Fragezeichen und der dunkle Taipan" angesehen. Wir haben euch sogar etwas mitgebracht... und ihr könnt es gewinnen. Außerdem gibt es tolle Vorschläge für neue ???-Merch-Artikel. Und dann greifen wir tief ins Nähkästchen und erzählen euch, welche Podcast-Ideen uns noch so umtreiben. Hahahahahaha... Folge direkt herunterladen
If you don't have the energy to carve a pumpkin, Dana and Jessica agree it's cool to just paint them or draw a face with a sharpie. Dana went back to her "quiet place" and discovered a creature released from a home aquarium lurking in the pond. Jessica rants about people who rev their engines and wants to know if they think they are macho or a turn-on to women. Dana rants about how crazy Halloween Haunted Rides, Houses, etc, have gotten out of control with what happens in them and having to sign waivers so you can't sue them while Jessica reminisces the good and bad of the holiday tunes of yesteryear. Dana showed the power of kindness to a stranger who was hurt in an accident. Kids Are Amazing Corner features high school students in the Philippines who invented an inexpensive way to produce electricity from sound waves and the Weirdo of the Week made an engagement ring out of a year of "clippings." Our first rave is 82 year old Daphne Neville who raises rescued otters and has championed to bring back the population within England's rivers. With fires raging across California, our second rave is the CSFA, California's oldest and largest firefighters association who has posted links on their site to help firefighters who have currently lost their homes in these recent wildfires. www.CSFA.net - https://www.csfa.net/CSFA/CalFF/articles/Donation_Funds_for_Firefighters_Who_Have_Lost_Their_Homes_During_the_Recent_and_Tragic_NorCal_Fires.aspx
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Is Leroy going for a TROJAN WARRIOR or a VIKING look for the new back-to-school summer promotion this year? HMMMMMM... Nope... It's just his new welding helmet!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hello. Hahahahahaha! I didnt even say Hello. I'm so sorry. Alot on my mind that i had to let go of! This is a long segment today explaining my 6 months absence and what i learnt from taking this break. I was struggling with some truth which i will be fine tuning over the next 3 - 6 months and I'll be speaking about those milestones. Yay! In fact i have one of such coming in this week! Youll have to go to my IG Account to see pix. www.instagram.com/purejoygroup. Check it out. Oh 1 milestone is in already! My first ebook for 2019. Getting heathier and stronger using smoothies - weight loss and detox smoothies. Link in bio for details on how to order. Its on sale for now. Grab your copy quick quick before prices go back to original cost! Namaste! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/purejoyprohealth/message
In this podcast I decided to ponder on the questions of one night stands and dabble into new partners. I tell a story about a guy I let me cookie jar and then later wanted to snap his jaw ! Enjoy! Hahahahahaha
"Tamu @toroanakbaik" Salah satu pertanda globalisasi mulai merambah dunia gaib adalah "Kuntilanak sudah mulai minum Coca-Cola!", Sob! Tapi nggak kaget juga sih, soalnya kan Pocong juga udah mulai nge-Gojek, sampai Tuyul bantu ngelarisin Mie Ayam juga udah banyak ya. Jadi nggak kaget-kaget amat sih. Hahahahahaha! *Oiya sebelumnya kami dari tim Lucong juga mau ngucapin terima kasih yang sebesar-besarnya kepada Sobat Tak Terlihat @toroanakbaik yang udah bela-belain, jauh-jauhhh dari Jakartaaa flight ke Jogjaaa cuma buat cerita bareng kitaaa! Kita sangat terharu Torrrr! Jangan kapok main sini lagi yaaa! Huhuhuhuhuhu.
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In a fiendish twist that only the Joker could plan- even though he doesn't make any plans, the TTA Boyz do a The Dark Knight Watch-A-Long! During the Watch-A-Long they discuss Christopher Nolan's hamburger habits, why Batman Forever is incredible, Gotham's incredibly small population and IS THE DARK KNIGHT GOOD? Let us know. You can find all our Tittenbits, and Mundy's review of WWE's Super Show-Down on Patreon @ www.patreon.com/TeamTigerAwesome Also, get your BRAND NEW TTA shirt and Mug @ https://teespring.com/stores/teamtigerawesome Talk to us: Twitter: @TTAwesome Instagram: Teamtigerawesome Facebook.com/Teamtigerawesome
Society has a lot of rules, but being that I live in the Land Of The Free, society around me likes to bend them, and there’s nothing I can do about it. Laws are different, so don’t get the two confused. It’s a RULE of society that you shouldn’t play the music in your car so loud at 3 am that you wake everybody in the neighborhood as you pass through. But it’s a LAW that I can’t install a tire spike system in the road in front of my house that I can access at the push of a button the next time some thug does that. We’re going to have a look at some of the rules society likes to scoff at and I’ll put in my two cents about what I think you should think society should think about doing differently. We’ll tackle the Pants Hanging Down and Shorts Too Short issues, I’ll remind guys about the proper behavior in a public restroom, and I’ll give you a play-by-play of my frustration about people being too slow. I’m Michael Blackston and that’s all ahead as we take an opinionated look into my Funny Messy Life. __________________________ I never wanted to be THAT GUY - you know, the geezer who puts up a sign in the yard that screams, “STAY OFF THE GRASS!” or that fella who hates any new music for no better reason than because it’s not the same as his, (although don’t even get me started about the stuff kids listen to these days that bears no resemblance to music.) I wanted to stay hip and NOT sound like every older generation that ever cringed at the younger one. What I’ve learned is that there are some things that aren’t trends, but ought to be lasting rules we follow as decent people. That’s why I’ve adopted the self-description of ... The Trendy Curmudgeon If I were asked to describe myself in terms of my outlook on world culture, I’d have to say I’m a complicated mess of trendy-slash-curmudgeon. I’m the forty-something man in McDonalds sitting at a table typing away at a laptop and drinking a steaming cup of java while surrounded by other, much younger, people typing away at their laptops and drinking steaming cups of java. Yay me. I’m with it, man. I’m hip. But I’m also the guy who looks up from his laptop with a scowl decorating his otherwise merry face every time a thug walks in with his trousers around his ankles or a girl that can’t be more than twelve is at the counter with shorts on so tight around her bottom that she’ll need a window scraper or possibly some sort of paint thinner to get them off. In both cases, I feel ashamed to even be in the same room. It’s a tightrope walk being the kind of guy that believes in a strict system of morals but also enjoys watching the world progress in positive ways. I just have old-fashioned (and, I believe, correct) views about a lot of things that the younger generation either pays no attention to or would make a Facebook meme about, nicknaming me, “F. Duddy.”. You’d probably call me pretty darn progressive for the most part. I love change when it brings the positive. I like the variety that human imagination is capable of and the invention that science has gives us. But some things should be sacred, don’t you think? And I’d have thought they’d be common sense. For instance, men, if your pants could hold an entire army of Zulu warriors, including the spears, and you’re not wearing a belt, then your britches are going to fall down. Now, I would say that common sense and decency should win out every time. No one wants to drag their pants around like they’re on the chain gang while the cheeks of their butt are segregated from the almighty real world by only a very thin covering of under-fabric. NO SANE PERSON WANTS THAT! But just take a look at the current climate and you’ll see that sanity doesn’t have a place in the world any more. Some young men would have it no other way but to do deep knee bends to get to their pockets. I’d hoped that the fad would go away like most do, but it hasn’t. It wasn’t long ago that I walked into a local retail store and witnessed an older teen sitting on a community stool at the customer service area with his pants so low around his thighs that only his underwear made contact with the padding. It got my dander up because here was a young man who had crossed a line. This was no longer a matter of my being an old fogy with my old fashioned ideas. The man’s BUTT was pretty much at liberty to do no telling what all ungodly manner of offenses to that stool. The fabric separating cheek and orifice from the same surface somebody else would soon unknowingly sit on is no match for a mighty wind or an unwashed … I can’t even say it. It rhymes with Hut Bowl. It amazes me that no laws seem to have been broken here. There ought to be a fine that goes along with the first offense; a hefty one. People caught walking around like that in public ought to be made to pay a lot of money and they should have to lick the seats where others have committed the same offense. The ladies wearing painted on shorts need to think before they step out as well. While there is a difference in the reasoning for this look and the one mentioned above - one is meant to look sexy and the other is meant to make you look like you’re asking to be the victim of a drive-by shooting - there’s still cause to mention the dangers of it. First, to speak on the sanity issue, there’s usually not much more material between your cheeks and the public seats you’re sitting on than the thug. A thong is NOT proper enough under girding to be considered any sort of a barricade against the craftiness of a determined crack germ. So if I can see your chutt beeks hanging below the bottom of your shorts, you’re showing too much and they’re too tight, young lady. And you’re probably too young to be showing that kind of skin anyway. If I ever see my daughter walk into a room wearing something that revealing, I’m shooting her with a tranquilizer dart and telling her grandmother, who will then swoop in with a new outfit and a guilt trip she’ll spend weeks digging out from under. The problem with the stuff that’s too revealing isn’t only that it leaves nothing to the imagination, but that there are people walking around in that sort of get up who have no business wearing it. Don’t argue that it’s comfortable. It’s cutting off your circulation. So take that and stick it in your pocket that’s hanging below the hem of your shorts. If, that is, you can manage to squeeze anything thicker than a strand of fishing line into those pockets. I know I sound like your dad, your granddad, or an old man on a park bench feeding the pigeons and using phrases like, “Back in MY dayyyyyy ……”, and I’m sorry. I do like a lot of the stuff that teens and twenty-somethings are into and I tend to get along well with that age group. I can play a first person shooter with the best of them. Actually, my son Noah kills me at HALO, so never mind that. Looking back at the beginning of this, I suppose maybe I’m not that trendy after all. I’ve just reached the age where I can say curmudgeonly things and mean them. I don’t yet have to trim my ear hairs, even though I do have that one that grows rebelliously in an impossible curl straight out of my ear. At least I can grab it with my fingers and yank that puppy out like a boss. I don’t currently use the word Whipper-Snapper in any way other than comical, and nothing is, to me, new-fangled. I just have a sense of decency that’s always been there, thanks to my raising, even in my teen years. Ladies, you are beautiful and special, so please treat your body that way. A God-made pearl is rare and valuable. It’s kept chaste inside the shell where it’s being created until it is ready to be found and presented in its true glory. A man-made pearl is fashioned by hands too eager to be handled and sold and is thus, not nearly as valuable. You’re the God-made pearl. Don’t allow the world to convince you to show too much of yourself too early. I’m not saying to close yourself off and be a fashion hermit. Just see the value of who you really are – who you were wonderfully made to be – and don’t just give it away. And guys, pull up your stupid pants. You look like idiots. Remember … Thugs just take whatever they can get for free. A real gentleman prefers a real pearl. __________________________ I don’t claim to have all the answers, but I know I’m too opinionated to open my mouth on a lot of issues in the public forum. That’s why I rarely engage in political discussions. I’ve been told my tongue is wicked and has a habit of being hurtful when I’m opposed, so in order to be a kinder, gentler Michael, I stay away from that sort of thing. There are some things, though, that almost every person inside of a specific group will agree on. The following is one example of what I’m talking about. They are ... The 8 Commandments Of How To Behave In The Men's Room An interesting conversation took place last Sunday at my grandmother’s house over the fried chicken and mashed potatoes. By the way, I’m not a concerned about etiquette at Grandma’s. I eat with my elbows on the table because it never hurt a thing to do so. I also drink from tiny glasses without stretching my pinkie finger way out because I feel no need to prove how quaint I am and whatnot. However, as rough around the edges as I can be, I do recognize scenarios which require the practice of preordained etiquetty stuff and one of these is where the conversation went around the dinner table over the butter beans and corn bread. Specifically, my cousin Chuck, my uncle Greg, and I discussed the rules of engagement in regard to the expected behavior in a public men’s restroom. They are rules that have stood the test of time and have served as canon for all men. Call it whatever you want to, but breaking the commandments of the men’s room is dangerous territory. Personally, I identify exactly as God made me, man parts and all, and so I can’t speak on the rules of the women’s restroom, especially about special machines that offer special products for special things. But I’ve visited my share of men’s facilities for a long time now and I can tell you horror stories. So now I shall list these commandments, which were chiseled in a tablet somewhere after the first awkward encounter between two dudes relieving themselves in the same vicinity. The commandments are as follows: The First Commandment: Thou shalt not SPEAK to another human person or yourself while standing at a urinal or sitting in a stall. The original text would have used the terms “bush” and “tree”, respectively, but has been changed to reflect modern times. Some scholars suggest that medieval texts may have replaced the original words with “hay bale” and “on a peasant”. Whatever words are used, the understanding is clear that no spoken word is to be uttered from one man to the next whilst amid relievement activities. The introduction of the smart phone and blue tooth has placed an uncomfortable wrench in the cogs as now it’s possible to hear one side of a conversation from the man in the next stall or urinal. For the first little bit, it was hard to figure out whether or not you were being spoken to and the sturdiest portion of this commandment was being broken. Now it’s usually easy to know that you’re just being made privy to a private conversation in the privy. The famous Can You Spare A Square episode of Seinfeld still gives me nightmares. While I don’t know if that sort of things actually goes on in a ladies room, I can say with fiery-eyed certainty that it should never happen in the men’s room. What would I do if I forgot to check the state of the toilet paper inventory in my particular stall and found out there was none? I would sit quietly and wait until the place shut down for the night, then I could freely get up and find something to finish the job with. What if it was one of those 24 hour places that never closes? I’d sit in silence, lamenting my stupidity, and wait to die. The Second Commandment: Thou shalt look neither left nor right whilst standing upright at the urinal while others are about. Staring only straight ahead is permitted. If you’re alone at the urinal bank, looking left or right to be aware of all who may enter is permitted, but once you‘ve been joined by others, the only area of interest is directly in front of you. Looking around means you’re interested in something else and probably scoping out the goods. You automatically become the creepy guy in the trench coat waiting in the alley. At least that’s what you think it looks like. Staring straight up at the ceiling is also acceptable. Larger convenience store chains that offer long banks of urinals understand this and have taken it to higher levels by marketing to men who’re in the trap. They post posters of all the cool guy stuff you can get in the store like CB radios and remote control helicopters. Some pages show the junk food options available. With such a captive audience, it’s a smart move because I have to admit that the last power inverter I bought was due to the sale I noticed they had on satellite antennas. Don’t ask me why, but it made sense at the time. The Third Commandment: If thou accidentally looketh in the direction of another man at the urinals, thou must quickly look away and clear thy throat all manly-like. We’re human and sometimes we don’t think. In these cases we might absentmindedly look around. If that happens, you are to bow out your chest to seem as large as you can and grunt. Cocking one eye up as if you think you’re All That can help too, and you might also take on a bit of a strut like a cowboy as you zip up and walk to the sink to wash your hands. If you have a lazy eye or happen to resemble a Chinese Pug, you might consider wearing a patch over the eye that is the loose cannon. This will enable you to only have to deal with controlling one eye and should that get slippery on you, at least you can “Yar!” like a pirate as you do your overtly cowboy style walk. Nobody messes with a bow-legged pirate. The Fourth Commandment: Thou shalt ALWAYS leave at least one empty urinal between you and whomever goteth there before thee. My cousin added that if it’s filling up and there isn’t that option and all the stalls are taken and someone would notice you peeing in the corner, then, and only then, do you fill in at an empty urinal between two other dudes. And even then, you make sure one of the dudes is shorter than you. I have to admit that it’s easy for him to say because he’s tall. I’m not that tall, so it becomes a harder task for me. Tall, dark, and handsome will never apply to me because not only am I not tall (I’m average height) but I don’t tan. I break out in skin cancers or simply burst into flames when exposed to sunlight. The Fifth Commandment: Thou shalt wash thy hands after touching thyself. And you better be touching yourself, dude, because if you ain’t holding it, you ain’t aiming. I saw a man at a QT leave the bathroom without washing his hands recently and the only thing that stopped me from saying anything to him was that I was afraid he might smack me with his unwashed having-recently-touched-his-junk hands. He was also wearing an eye patch and walked like he thought thar wan room enough in the bathroom far th’ both of us. The plain fact of the matter is that if you don’t wash afterward, you’re telling your fellow man that no matter what kind of funky goo you have on your hands, you don’t care about their well being and are willing and ready to spread your filth hither and yon. Don’t doeth it. Thou art swine if thou doeth it. The Sixth Commandment: Talking at the sink is permitted only if the “Man Nod” shall not sufficeth. Personally, I don’t need your thoughts about the weather or gas prices. I don’t want your opinion on the Braves or the Yankees. If you need acknowledgement, I will nod at you. In that nod I will convey all that needs to be conveyed, which is, I acknowledge that you exist and that is all. Now wash that stank hand of yours and allow me to leave this place. Ask me “How’s it goin’?” when we’ve broken the plain of the exit door. The Seventh Commandment: Getteth out quickly. Don’t stand in anyone’s way. Everything should be accomplished with quickness and precision. Lingering only makes you seem like a weirdo and let’s face it, if you’ve executed your directive in full and still feel the need to stay in there, you’re a weirdo. The Eighth Commandment: Thou shalt not buyeth a condom or a spritz of cologne from the dispenser on the wall unless thou art the only one in the room. Doing so in the presence of others will only let everyone around you know that you’re creepy and you’ll start to notice fathers holding their daughters closer to them as you pass outside. Both purchases also insinuate an urgent need and it will be assumed that you have recently made or are about to make another purchase from a person in the parking lot. Now that these protocols are out there, maybe you’ll understand why men usually get in and get out of a public restroom. I say usually because there are always exceptions. And if a man you’re with comes out of the restroom with a sudden need to buy a mag light the size of a telephone pole or an antenna that can pick up sounds from the dark side of the moon, you’ll know why. Lastly, if he comes out suddenly smelling like Stetson, keep a close eye on him. I’d imagine there are other rules I’ve forgotten and so if I left anything out, please feel free to chisel them in stone and add them to the list. __________________________ Aaaaaand sometimes it’s just me being me. Like Banner turns into Lou Ferigno painted green when he gets angry, I too, have a rage monster that shows its ugly face in certain situations. Only my man-boobs are flabby, not sweet pectoral muscles like Lou Ferigno’s. No, I get right beside myself when I get behind someone going slower than me. That’s because ... My Slow Is Faster Than Your Slow Blackston’s Log … October 2015 – Universal Studios – Orlando, FL Day 1 We arrived at our destination early and made our way into the World Of Harry Potter where alien childlike creatures with plastic wands and round glasses flit to and fro like Cornish Pixies. There are plenty of little Rons and Hermiones too, shouting Wingardium Leviosa in my face. Right away, I notice the flow of movement is very different from that of my own realm. The beings that surround us seem to be utterly baffled by the two protrusions they are being expected to use to propel themselves; protrusions we humans have come to call “legs”. They apparently don’t know how to use them. Some of these organisms, from appearances, could possibly be weighed down by gravity as their bodies have need to consume large amounts of unreasonably priced fuel, yet this observation does not account for the slow progress of those whose bodies have not taken in as much of the caloric fare as their wider counterparts. It is a puzzle. My wish was to glide swiftly along between the “attractions”, but I and my party cannot. We are constantly delayed by beings who would ease on down, ease on down the road and we are forced to tippy-toe ever so slightly among the crowd. They gawk at the displays around them, often stopping completely to engage their own party in a group photo-documentation via their communication devices. It would seem they find this behavior, and possibly my annoyance at having to be delayed, quite humorous. I know this by way of their constant smiling and laughing as the devices are pointed their direction. I also gather that most of these creatures are very fond of cheese, as they often tend to be invited to say the word by their leaders and the group obeys. Perhaps cheese is a code word for “Here comes that guy that wants to get around us. Let’s annoy him by our slow progress and merry disregard for everyone else in the vicinity.” If Day 2 is as difficult to traverse as Day 1, I may have to buy one of those $20 bags of candy I keep seeing on the side of the walkway as an incentive for patience. Blackston’s Log - Day 2 We re-entered the realm this morning, hoping for less of a crowd and easier foot travel. I was encouraged when employing the use of the moving sidewalk near the ticket booth and I found it curious that I had missed this wonderful feature the day before. As we stepped onto the surface of this conveyance, we were met with a slight disruption in our stride, but were quickly able to adjust our stance to accommodate the fact that the ground was now managing for us, our progress forward. Other beings around us feel the satisfaction of allowing this mode of carriage to be the whole of their propulsion while my party and I have discovered that if we walk at a goodly clip upon this surface, we are able to achieve a sort of super-speed and shorten our travel time by quite a bit. An unfortunate calculation on my part has led to the scientific discovery that a body in sustained motion will continue that motion after the flooring has discontinued its aid in travel. In other words, when the moving sidewalk stops, I do not. As a result of my not paying heed to the change in pace beneath my feet, I nearly flew face first onto the ground. A child-beast behind me holding a lollipop and with a snot bubble blowing dangerously large out of one nostril pointed and remarked, “HAHAHAHAHAHA!” I have found this world’s young to be rather aggressive and have steered as far from them as possible; a feat I do not find easy, yet worth the effort. As the day progresses, we notice the crowd is bigger than the day before and the mosey factor is at an all-time high. Elderly versions of these beings are employing the use of battery propelled vehicular units called "scooters" to get around and upon seeing this, I at first delighted that they should move with swift, mechanical aid and not impede our progress. But this is not the case. The scooters must be governed to only allow the pace of a three-toed sloth with a gimpy leg. These scooters seem to be made to drive best when pointed headlong into oncoming foot traffic and must be charged on the energy created when the riders say, “Excuse me,” or “Sorry,” or “Coming through!” These scooters apparently alter the mind of the operator so that they begin to think they are a part of a race. One such operator, an elder female, drove one that boasted an emblem on the back that read NASCAR. She complained to the people around her that she felt that everything looked the same no matter where she went, as if she were going in circles. After watching her for a while, I suggested perhaps making a right turn every now and again might help change her view of things. But in reply, the lady creature spat at me what I could only describe as a tribal grunt. "VROOM VROOM!", followed by, “YEE HAW!” and puttered off to the left. The day seems to be coming to a close and I’d like to not walk now. Blackston’s Log … Late December 2015 - The Mall It was difficult to park our craft as we once again find ourselves at the mercy of those surrounding us and their slow-stepping ways. Inside the mall, we are greeted by beings with large bags draped about their entire bodies. Crowds squeeze into the stores on either side and the travel lanes outside are bottle-necked with people not caring that I am behind them and cannot get around to reclaim the speed I wish. Entire families walk side by side at the clip of a drunken turtle, taking up the whole path. When I communicate my desire to get by, they snarl and offer a hurtful look as if the phrase, “Move it, Grandma!” is somehow offensive. Blackston’s Log … January 2016 - Gatlinburg, TN Our thought was that a weekend getaway to a small town in the Smokey Mountains of Tennessee would see our small party of two able to do touristy stuff without a bunch of hustle and bustle and people walking too slow in front of us. This territory is, as well, a hub of movement - all slow. We have found that the passage of the Christmas season has not halted the visitation of this place and the creatures who gather here are varied with the exception of the commonality of being in front of me too often. I had hoped the memo would have been received by those in charge that I was coming and would not wish to be delayed by beings around me “looking” at things. This destination is popular with groups of people, all of them crowding at once into the walking path and stopping there to engage in something called, “Fellowship”, so that I am frequently found at an idle between points A and B. I understand the allure toward this activity, however I detest the placement of it. I assume there are places with tables and seats where groups may assemble and partake instead of being in what I have come to know affectionately as “my way”. The only things that have served to soothe my savagery thus far due to the constant delay are the candy shops in abundance. Just as I feel my teeth clench, I am able to smell the aroma of chocolate covered everything and I am sated for at least a moment. At this entry, my navigator is asleep in the queen bed next to me enjoying what creatures with no children call, “a nap.” In a while, we will again embark during suppertime into the foray of the masses and attempt to be at peace with a leisurely pace. But my slow is faster than their slow. And because I’m hungry, I’m afraid harm may soon befall them. Godspeed to us. As a note of update, since the logging of these things in later 2015 and early 2016, my wife had surgery on her achilles tendon and was in recovery when we made a trip to Disney World. She ended up in one of the scooters and I have to say, it was awesome. People jumped out of our way when they saw her coming. It might have had something to do with the train horn I installed on the thing. ___________________________ I wish I could say I wasn’t so open with my opinions - that I have a filter that works all the time, but I can’t. My filter is pretty good most of the time, but if you catch me at the wrong time, the lava flow of nasty that comes out of me can burn. That’s why I try to contain it in places like this podcast and blog.
Limited Cel - A Generational Hanna-Barbera Cartoon Review Show
This week, we explore the newest in the long legacy of HB cartoons with way too long of names! Now, you might be sitting there thinking, wow HB did a cartoon based on Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid? The hit 1968 western movie? Hahahahahaha, no. Not. At. All. This couldn’t be farther from a western. Limited Cel is a podcast where two generations of cartoon watchers sit down and watch ever series their favorite cartoon producers ever made. Join... Read More Read More
69!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA So the song isn’t sexy at all? Not even at all? Hmm. Ok. I guess let’s get serious I’m joined by Diana (@maudcaster) from the Macintosh and Maud Podcast Brand (@macintoshmaud) to talk about this massive hit single and how hot Mark looks in the … Continue reading Episode 69 – I Miss You →
此处无法上传视频,请关注笨笨口语微信公众号第771期收看完整视频笨笨老师一人声音同时饰三角旁白,派大星和海绵宝宝有点人格分裂了,O(∩_∩)O哈哈~原文如下:Ah,The Goo Lagoon.Where the sun is hot and the sunbathers are oh so cool.啊,美丽的海滩。这里有明媚的阳光和666的日光浴者。 What a beautiful day.多美的一天呐。 You said it,pal.我同意哥们。Can you believe that sun? 阳光多好啊! I could look at it all day.我想一整天都待在这儿。 Uhh,Patrick?呃,派大星? What?什么?Nothing.没什嘛。So,how's that tan coming?我说,你晒得怎么样啦? I don't know. Let me check. 不知道,我看看。 Looking good.好像不错哦。 How's your's?你的呐?Just a minute... 等一下。。Ah!艾玛!!!I could have sworn I was lying on my back.我得转下身子,我的屁股在上边儿呢?Hahahahahaha....(找一个人陪你一起笑)How's that tan coming?你晒得怎么样啦?
The Voice of the West
The Voice of the West
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Joe Jr is joined by Shane Madrinich. We talk about his new AE deal, The Minnesota carpet state champs, upcoming MNRC races, and much much more. GAS TRUCK GUYS! YOUR BODY HAS TO COVER YOUR PIPE!!! Hahahahahaha!
Lian Dolan and Julie Dolan of the Satellite Sisters recap the CBS drama Madam Secretary. This week, it's Season 3, Episode 8 called Breakout Capacity. Julie tells us that has something to do with the production of nuclear weapons, but Lian thinks it's really more about show tunes at Piano bar. Election day Ohio Electoral college- NOOOOOOO! Nooo!!!! Three storylines: Diplomatic Crises on Election Day: the nuclear deal that the admin negotiated with Russia and Iran is in jeopardy The staff on Election Day—apparently, it’s the one day in DC when everyone goes crazy, drinkins a lot, sings showtunes and sleeps with fremenies. It made me think that these people need to get out more often because they all made some socially awkward choices. Home Front: Jason goes Oppo and Henry has to school him on keeping your mouth shit until you actually know something. Hahahahahaha.
It's Election Night on Madam Secretary but Bess McCord has work to do! And so do we on the Satellite Sisters Talk TV Madam Secretary Recap. It's Season 3, Episode 8 called Breakout Capacity. Election day Ohio Electoral college- NOOOOOOO! Nooo!!!! Three storylines: Diplomatic Crises on Election Day: the nuclear deal that the admin negotiated with Russia and Iran is in jeopardy The staff on Election Day—apparently, it’s the one day in DC when everyone goes crazy, drinking a lot, sings showtunes and sleeps with fremenies. It made me think that these people need to get out more often because they all made some socially awkward choices. Home Front: Jason goes Oppo and Henry has to school him on keeping your mouth shut until you actually know something. Hahahahahaha.
Fala pessoal, estamos aqui em mais um episódio, nosso décimo episódio(fogos kkk). Nesse episódio traremos histórias que aconteceram conosco, terror, fantasmas, e muito medo. Com Gilberlan Santos, Rafaella Paz, Igor Clark, Julio Soares e Wagner Freitas. Ouça(de preferência a noite e com fones de ouvido), e fique de olhos bem abertos. Hahahahahaha. Pra ver à noite: Gif da garotinha Menina marota Barro no matinho 40 imagens que vão fazer você se borrar de medo Nossas rede sociais: Youtube Twitter Facebook
Zur Veröffentlichung des fünften (HAHAHAHAHAHA!) Street-Fighter-Titels haben wir uns eine der wichtigsten Spielereihen des "Versus Fighting Games"-Genres angeschaut. Dabei stand uns Robin "Kuschelmaschine" Rottmann – bekannt aus diversen Streamingproduktionen der kollegialen Freunde von Gameswelt – zur Seite. Er gleicht das Unwissen von Dominik "Hat wieder alle Filme gesehen" Hammes aus und fügt sich außerdem hervorragend in unser Triumvirat der Chaoten ein. Hallo Robin! Das aktuelle Cover stammt von unserer liebevollen Stammzeichnerin Maja! Danke! Das Trinkspiel von Episode 36 ist denkbar einfach: Bei jedem "Hallo Robin!" und jedem "Yoga" wird getrunken. Ihr armen Seelen! (Wir rufen hiermit ausdrücklich nicht zum Konsum von Alkohol. Bitte trinkt verantwortungsbewusst. Wenn ihr aber sowieso ein Trinkspiel spielt, wieso nicht dieses?) Hinweis: Auch in diesem Podcast haben wir zahlreiche Fehler versteckt, wer welche findet: ab damit in die Kommentare!
Yay! Podcast! Allerdings ist leider die halbe Redaktion krank oder im Urlaub. Die Rumpftruppe bestehend aus Marco, Lukas und Chris nimmt sich trotzdem der Aufgabe an, eine halbwegs unterhaltsame Plauderstunde abzuliefern. Und wer weiß, vielleicht stößt ja auch noch der garstige Wolfgang zur Gruppe. Und vielleicht hat er sogar Bier dabei. Schon am Anfang des Jahres werden wir mit Spielen zugeschmissen, Themen gibt es also genug. Blöd nur, dass die Seuche im Verlag umherstreift. Dementsprechend dünn besetzt ist diesmal auch unser Podcast-Grüppchen. Nun zumindest bis gegen Ende der Fischer hereinplatzt. Hahahahahahaha! Versteht ihr? Weil er dick ist! Hahahahahaha!!! Ein dürrer Ösi, ein kleinwüchsiger Italiener und ein dicker Deutscher treffen sich im Keller. Das könnte auch der Anfang eines schlechten Witzes sein, ist es aber nicht. Denn genau dies geschieht im Untergeschoss des Computec-Anwesens, weil Lukas, Marco und Chris dort den neuen play-Podcast aufnehmen. Aber keine Sorge. Die drei Herrschaften liefern dann auch schlechte Witze en masse. Apropos Masse: Wolfgang ist auch wieder dabei. Zwar nur kurz, aber er ist dabei. Hurra! Und er bringt Bier mit. Doppel-Hurra! In gewohnt chaotischer Weise beantwortet die Truppe Hörerfragen, brabbelt Mist und spricht über ein paar Themen. Während Marco von Resident Evil Zero HD erzählt, quatscht Chris über Lego Marvel's Avengers und den Deadpool-Film, welchen der Rollmops schon vorab in einer Pressevorführung sehen durfte. Wolfgang rundet (Hahaha! Versteht ihr?) das dann noch ab, indem er über seine Rätsel-Erfahrungen in The Witness spricht. Abschließend tippen wir dann auch noch den Super Bowl. Na ja. Gut, dass wir nicht wetten. Viel Spaß mit dem Podcast wünscht euch: Euer play4-Team Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/play4magazin/
HAHAHAHAHA! Well, don’t get me wrong I had to suffer through it too, but still HAHAHAHAHAHA! This week I picked Styx’s 1983 back-masked classic Kilroy Was Here as my torture device, err, album to listen to. You all remember Killroy Was Here right? It spawned the huge hit Mr. Roboto a song that has aged as well as a yogurt cup left out in the sun. I highly recommend everyone take a listen. Buy "Kilroy Was Here" on Amazon A Few Minutes With This week we did something different for A Few Minutes With. Instead of watching a music video, we watched the 10 minute long mini-movie Styx opened their shows with on the tour supporting Kilroy Was Here. Ok, now obviously I was fucking around when I encouraged you guys to listen to the album, but I AM NOT when I tell you to watch this movie. It is Grade A unintentional humor. A Current Affair Ryan picked Do You by Spoon for A Current Affair. Coming Up Up Next-We celebrate the return of Dad Kevin with the ultimate Dad album, Sukirae-by father/son duo Tweedy. See you around
Show NotesUFC on Fox 10 and Royal Rumble are front and center in this week's wild episode of My Take Radio. We even get another visit from GFQ's Andrew Zarian who sounds off on the CM Punk situation and the fallout from the Rumble.00:16:35– MMA · UFC on Fox recap· Bellator card announcements· Nate Diaz makes headlines with his analysis of Henderson vs. Thompson· Chael and Wandy may not make it to the cage to fight· An MTR favorite departs the sport of MMA· A lactating giant? You have to hear this!· Lesnar back in the UFC? 00:51:02 – Wrestling · Royal Rumble musings· Raw was…..· Dewey Foley drops a pipebomb· The CM Punk situation· Mike DiBiase legal woes· A WWE Hall of Fame building may happen· Sin Cara plays hardball · Summer Rae joins Total Divas· Matt Hardy vs. Reby Sky in a real life hardcore match· A new TNA Knockout ?· WWE App heads into the record books 02:21:22 – Video Games · Last of Us DLC news· PS4 emulation?· Xbox One rumor mill· Nintendo strategizing· Crackdown 3?· Wii U DLC? Hahahahahaha!· Killer Instinct takes it to rage quitters· PS Plus news 03:01:51 – Movies/TV · Jackman is Blackbeard· Captain America & Spidey look to wow Super Bowl viewers· Flash Rogues casting· Raid 3 news· Hart & Cube own the box office again?· Frozen keeps breaking records· FF reboot news· Taken 3 is happening and Neeson won't be alone· Thor 3 & Captain America 3 take shape.· Sharknado news· Banshee gets a 3rd seasonAnnouncements· A large majority of our writers have returned to school so as usual we are looking for talented and opinionated individuals to add to our team. We have openings in all categories and have a minimum requirement of four articles a month and some good writing skills. Wordpress and Windows Live Writer experience are a plus. Writers get access to comics, hardware and software when available.This is not a paid gig but if you are looking to get your work out there you're more than welcome to join us and get your work seen.Guest Links Sponsor LinksRipt Apparel, Superhero Stuff and Busted Tees are just some of our advertisers. Every banner click and purchase you do via our site and their sites helps us and allows us to get better equipment and grow the show. You can also shop via the MTR Amazon shop which helps us as well.MusicIntro: MTR Intro Outro: The Masked ManArtist: NutritiousWebsite: OCRemix.orgFB: N/AYouTube: N/AListener InfoPlease take a moment and rate the show and/or app on iTunes.Follow My Take Radio on Twitter-@MyTakeRadioBecome a fan of My Take Radio on Facebook-Facebook.com/MyTakeRadioAdd My Take Radio to your circle on Google+Follow our boards on PinterestFollow Rich on Instagram: MyTakeRadio_RichIf you have any feedback or questions you can now call the MTR Feedback line 347-815-0687.Guest inquiries can be forwarded to MTRHost@MyTakeRadio.comShow your support by picking up an MTR T-Shirt or by shopping from our Amazon store.