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A paranoid cartoon rat plays music and discusses conspiracies. Also takes calls : 1-917-719-5923

Nick the Rat


    • Jun 3, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 2h 12m AVG DURATION
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    Demon Code

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2026 199:29


    Episode 543 Nick the Rat crawls out of the Brooklyn sewer for Episode 543 with a deep dive into the oldest obsession in human history — demonology. From ancient Mesopotamian clay tablets and King Solomon's grimoire to Elizabethan spirit mediums and the Loudun possessions, Nick traces 5,000 years of humans trying to make contact with something they don't fully understand. Then he asks the question nobody else is asking: is firing up your AI chatbot really all that different from summoning a demon? Also on tonight's episode — Nick returns from Charlotte, NC with strong opinions about sidewalks and Wells Fargo, roasts the TSA over a $45 Real ID shakedown, and breaks down the United Airlines flight that turned around because someone named their Bluetooth speaker "bomb." Special guest Lilith the demon summoner calls in to share her craft, Mystery Man delivers a truly unhinged Bigfoot story from 1847, Zindu absolutely loses it over professional sports, and Jane Hanoi reports live from the Dark Sewer Network News. Donations, voicemails, and a late-night AI bubble rant round out one of the wildest episodes yet. Welcome to the sewer. #sewerchat #NickTheRatRadio #Demonology #AIConspiracy #Demons #Paranormal #ConspiracyTheory #DarkSewerNetwork #MysteryMan #JaneHanoi #Occult #Grimoire #KingSolomon #SleepParalysis #ArtificialIntelligence #AIBubble #Underground #Brooklyn #PodcastEpisode #LateNightRadio #WeirdPodcast #TrueParanormal #SpiderNoir #TSARant #DemonSummoning #CultPodcast A paranoid rat discusses conspiracies, secret agendas, and things they don't want you to know — while playing hand-picked underground music. Call in live: 1-917-719-5923 Originally aired: 06/10/26 All music is Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0). All artists are credited during the episode. For more info: www.nicktherat.com

    RAT LIFE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2026 50:15


    Nick the Rat Radio Episode 542 There's no live show this week — because your boy is strapping you to his back and taking you through a full day in the Brooklyn sewers before hopping a flight to Charlotte, NC. Hard-boiled eggs, loose leaf tea, watching the garbage truck run a red light, and a full breakdown of YouTube's AI slop machine and how a nine-second video of a girl fingering goo out-performed everything Nick has ever worked on. Also: Sony dropped nothing at their big event, the Marathon patch killed an already dead game, and RAM prices are cooked thanks to the AI bubble. Then Jane Hanoi calls in with a paranormal report out of Philadelphia that nobody asked for but everybody needed — a colonial-era poltergeist, spectral laughter in empty hallways, and Jane threatening to steal milk from every fridge in the city. No conspiracies, no Mystery Man, no Zindu — just a rat packing a carry-on and talking to you all day like you two are old friends. Value for value, listener supported, from the sewers of Brooklyn to the suburbs of Charlotte. #sewerchat #NickTheRatRadio #Podcast #ConspiracyPodcast #DayInTheLife #UndergroundPodcast #NewYorkCity #Paranormal #Podcast542 #BrooklynPodcast #AISlop #YouTubeAI #JaneHanoi #LoFiPodcast #IndependentPodcast #RatLife A paranoid rat discusses conspiracies, secret agendas, and things they don't want you to know — while playing hand-picked underground music. Call in live: 1-917-719-5923 Originally aired: 06/03/26 All music is Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0). All artists are credited during the episode. For more info: www.nicktherat.com

    They Vanished Completely

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2026 125:36


    Nick the Rat Radio Episode 541 Scientists just confirmed it: a entire civilization built 35,000 stone monuments across Europe, dragged quartz boulders 60 miles to place them on fault lines with surgical precision — and then disappeared without a war, without a fire, without a single written word. No genetic trace in anyone alive today. A University of Copenhagen study dropped this year and barely anyone's talking about it. Nick the Rat is. Tonight we get into the piezoelectric grid theory, the Kyoto University solar flare research, and why a Neolithic infrastructure project might have cooked its own builders from the inside out. Plus mammoth bones that turned out to be a whale, a caller from inside a correctional facility, and Jane Hanoi reports from the Dark Sewer Network on Antarctic mole cities and alien dairy farmers who don't know what they're doing. #AncientCivilization #LostCivilization #Megaliths #Stonehenge #Carnac #AncientDNA #Conspiracy #NickTheRat #PiezoElectric #SolarStorm #UnexplainedHistory #AlternativeHistory #ConspiracyPodcast #UndergroundMedia #DarkSewerNetwork #sewerchat A paranoid rat discusses conspiracies, secret agendas, and things they don't want you to know — while playing hand-picked underground music. Call in live: 1-917-719-5923 Originally aired: 05/27/20 All music is Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0). All artists are credited during the episode. For more info: www.nicktherat.com

    Baltic Bedlam

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2026 148:38


    Nick the Rat Radio Episode 540 Nick the Rat is sick, pantsless, and on a mission. Episode 540 kicks off with a rant about Google Maps burying street names under business ads, a meditation on robot Frank and his box-flipping career, and some hard questions for John Stewart about who actually gets paid. Then things get deep — literally. Nick dives into the surge of mass whale strandings since 2023, the string of mysterious Baltic Sea cable cuts, NATO's Operation Baltic Sentry, and DARPA's real-life living sensor program that uses ocean animals as military surveillance tools. The dots start connecting in ways that will keep you up at night. Also on tonight's program: the 60-meter unidentified object sitting on the Baltic seafloor that kills electronics and breathes water, a Canadian-Norwegian oil company that found Poland's biggest oil deposit ever on their very first drill, a CIA whistleblower testifying about the COVID lab leak cover-up, and Jane Hanoi returns with a special report that is absolutely not safe for the lactose intolerant. Featuring music from Zillion Instruments, Nav Day, Free Beat Vault, Froggy 5, 44 with Dudley Boys, and more. Value for value — if you got something out of it, send something back. A paranoid rat discusses conspiracies, secret agendas, and things they don't want you to know — while playing hand-picked underground music. Call in live: 1-917-719-5923 Originally aired: 05/20/20 All music is Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0). All artists are credited during the episode. For more info: www.nicktherat.com

    Plasma Nexus

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2026 135:06


    Nick the Rat Radio - 539 - Plasma Nexus - Ghosts. UFOs. Psychic experiments. Strange lights. Poltergeists. What if they're not separate phenomena at all? What if they're all symptoms of the same thing? #ghosts | #ufo | #uap | #quartz | #faultlines | #psychic | #lights | #poltergeists | #plasma | #ai | #digitalid | #slavery

    Hivesync Protocol

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2026 191:47


    Nick the Rat Radio - 538 - Hivesync Protocol From terminator seeds and doomsday vaults to blockchain food mandates and billionaires buying up American farmland — this episode connects the documented, publicly available evidence behind what may be the most ambitious control operation in human history: the systematic takeover of the global food supply. We trace how four corporations now control over 56% of the world's commercial seeds, how "Save the Bees" campaigns were engineered to kill the wrong bee, how Walmart and the FDA built interlocking digital systems that lock non-compliant farmers out of the market entirely, how Dutch and Canadian governments are forcing independent farmers off generational land on WEF-aligned timelines, and how the same three asset managers own the food companies, the pharma companies treating food-related disease, and the media outlets covering all of it. Every claim is sourced. Every patent number is real. The data was never hidden — just scattered. Tonight we connect the dots. Or not... #hivesync | #foodcontrol | #seedmonopoly | #WEF | #billgates | #blockchain | #foodsupplychain | #farmland | #globalism | #greatreset | #monsanto | #terminatorseed | #savethebees | #beewashing | #deepstate | #shadowgovernment | #conspiracytheory | #conspiracyfacts | #socialengineering | #controlsystem | #agribusiness | #foodsovereignty | #FSMA | #IBMFoodTrust | #BlackRock | #Vanguard | #youngloballeaders | #Klaus Schwab | #UBI | #undergroundmedia | #surveillancecapitalism | #farmersprotest | #Netherlands | #chinabuysland | #svalbard | #doomsdayvault | #syntheticfood | #labgrownmeat | #insectprotein | #foodmatrix | #followthemoney

    Compliance Pipeline

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2026 177:17


    Nick the Rat Radio - 537 - Compliance Pipeline The destruction of real childhood wasn't an accident — it was a process. From Edward Bernays and B.F. Skinner to the Children's Television Act, the Hasbro consolidation, and algorithmic Skinner boxes running on your kid's tablet, the Compliance Pipeline has been under construction for over a century.

    EPISODE 536 : Abyssal Flare

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2026 167:18


    ABYSSAL FLARE | The Energy War Nobody's Talking About 11 scientists are dead or missing. China just built an artificial sun. A 13-billion-year-old object from the galactic core passed through our solar system. And a company backed by the CEO of OpenAI is secretly building a fusion reactor for Microsoft. Every single fact in this episode is real. The connections are the conspiracy. Rat breaks down the global race for post-scarcity energy — fusion reactors, deep-sea mineral grabs, solid-state batteries, and the scientists who knew too much. The FBI is investigating. Congress is alarmed. The President called it "pretty serious stuff." So what's really going on? Stay curious. Stay paranoid. This is the Dark Sewer.

    EPISODE 535 : Abyssal Awakening

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2026 166:37


    The ocean just hit its second hottest temperature ever recorded. Scientists discovered 24 brand-new species nobody knew existed — at 4,000 meters deep. A 40-year-old iceberg is collapsing in real time. And now? The U.S. government just fast-tracked permits to mine the EXACT spot where all of this is happening. But that's just the surface. Are we stumbling into something that was deliberately hidden? Is the deep-sea mining push a cover for something bigger? And why does every person who gets too close to these answers end up gone? The ocean isn't just warming. It's waking up.

    EPISODE 534 : Lunar Dominion

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2026 142:10


    Whats going on with the moon. DOMINION!

    EPISODE 533 : Copper Showers

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2026 193:04


    This week we're going all over the map — and we wouldn't have it any other way.

    EPISODE 531 : DLSS Afro

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2026 177:29


    Nick breaks down the NYC homeless crisis — the city's spending $80k per homeless person, the minimum wage is hitting $30, and the poverty line still doesn't add up. TSA agents making $4 an hour. Netanyahu apparently "dead." And Nick goes full rant mode on DLSS 5 and why everyone around him is a luddite. Also on deck: the hilariously unhinged Afroman trial, a Bigfoot assault story (yes, really), and DJI quietly sneaking into the American market under the name XTRA. Jane Hanoi drops in with the Dark Sewer Network news segment, and everyone's favorite alien Xindu is back to talk holidays, beer, and boobs. Music list ----------- 1. jiglr – Access Denied 2. Purrple Panther – Ghost of Me 3. jeka_bird – chaos & liberty 4. Sir Lofi – Jazz Noir 5. Bash Shell – OpenYourEyes 6. Steven O'Brien – preface 7. BIGfoot BEATS – there not pretty (not neighborly) 8. Justin Allan Arnold – Replicants In The Rain 9. Josh Dirschka – 8000 AD (Free Download)

    EPISODE 530 : No Way Gate

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2026 167:45


    In this episode we dive deep into the CIA's declassified Gateway Project — exploring the science behind consciousness expansion and the binaural beats used in the program. Then, a special 60 Minutes breakdown covering the uncovered wave weapons believed to be behind Havana Syndrome and the mysterious neurological attacks on U.S. diplomats. Next, a wild Bigfoot assault segment you won't want to miss, followed by a fiery Xindu rant. We close out with a Dark Sewer Network News segment; a deep dive into Trump's UAP document release — what was revealed, what's still hidden, and what it means...milk. It's about milk. Music list ----------- 1. jiglr – NASTY! (Synthwave Version) 2. Mehul Choudhary – Transmission X 3. Exklusiv – Gangsters Life 4. DanKeid – Dummy 5. Gabrovan.NYhouse – The Sign (Club Master) 6. RV48 – Thank Goodness An Oildrum Fireplace 7. BIGfoot BEATS – Relax 8. Bash Shell – Neon Dust 9. Purrple Panther – Running Through My Mind

    EPISODE 529 : Fight the Urge

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2026 159:34


    What if the chaos unfolding around us isn't random — but by design? We dive deep into Gnosticism and the concept of the Demiurge: the false creator god that ancient mystics warned us about, and why its fingerprints are all over the modern world falling apart in real time. Plus: vanishing jobs, milk conspiracies, Bigfoot attacks, quantum teleportation, computer security nightmares, sewer news, voicemails, and much more.

    EPISODE 528 : Sheep Food

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2026 214:31


    This episode is chock full of nuts. A must listen

    EPISODE 527 : Brain Drain

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2026 241:24


    They thought they need to go through your skull to control you. They found other ways.

    EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2026


    EPISODE 511 : Really Real

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2025


    EPISODE 507 : Cosmic Seperation

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2025


    EPISODE 499 : Bon ConspiraCIA

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2025


    EPISODE 499 : Bon ConspiraCIA

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2025


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