The Faucet with Myq Kaplan

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Comedian Myq (Mike) Kaplan is The Faucet. Except instead of water like from a literal faucet, what comes out are words, thoughts, ideas, jokes, rhymes, philosophies, fun, and more, in a stream of consciousness. A stream. Like water. See? Like this.

Myq Kaplan


    • Feb 25, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 29m AVG DURATION
    • 112 EPISODES

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    The Faucet with Myq Kaplan podcast is an absolute gem in the comedy world. I first discovered Myq's dry and witty style years ago on KATG (Keith and The Girl), and ever since then, I've been hooked on his humor. When I had the opportunity to see him perform live in Portland, it was a night filled with laughter and pure comedic genius. Now, with The Faucet podcast, I have the pleasure of diving even deeper into Myq's brilliant mind, which has become a saving grace for my extreme insomnia.

    One of the best aspects of The Faucet is Myq Kaplan himself. Not only is he incredibly talented and funny, but he also comes across as a genuinely kind and generous person. His unique voice shines through each episode as he takes listeners on hilarious journeys through his thoughts and observations. He has this incredible ability to look at situations from a completely different perspective, providing fresh insights that leave you laughing out loud and nodding in agreement.

    Another great aspect of this podcast is its authenticity. It's not a polished collection of hand-picked jokes meant to elicit the best response; instead, it feels like being let into a private practice session with Myq. His machine-gun speed delivery of jokes keeps you on your toes, laughing so hard that you might miss some gems along the way. Fortunately, you can always hit rewind to catch all those missed punchlines. Whether listening to episodes live or going back through past recordings, there's always something new to enjoy.

    While it's challenging to find any negatives about The Faucet with Myq Kaplan podcast, some may argue that his niche style might not be everyone's cup of tea. However, even if you're not typically drawn to dry comedy or philosophical musings disguised as humor, give this podcast a chance. Myq has an exceptional talent for bridging gaps between different aspects of reality and crafting well-crafted jokes that appeal to both smart and not-so-smart people alike.

    In conclusion, The Faucet with Myq Kaplan is a podcast that has quickly become one of my favorites. Myq's brilliance and humor make every episode a joy to listen to, and his unique style of comedy sets him apart from the rest. It's an opportunity to delve into his weird and hilarious mind, providing constant entertainment that makes life worth living. Whether you're a longtime fan or new to Myq Kaplan's comedy, this podcast is a must-listen for anyone in search of laughter and intellectual stimulation.



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    152: Questions From a Seven-Year-Old Future Astronaut/Comedian

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2024 25:42


    In today's pod-meal, we dig into some questions that a friend's child has asked! She is funny and creative and makes jokes and wants to be a comedian/astronaut later in life (or maybe right now) and so her mom asked me if I'd answer some questions about comedy (and space). I do, and also my wonderful girlfriend Rini answers some as well. We all have a fun time and I hope you enjoy! Much love!

    151: The Fall-cet!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2023 18:47


    The Faucet returns! The summer was busy and the fall is also gearing up to be busy BUT not too busy for new Faucets! Welcome back or welcome front and thank you for being here. In today's pod-snack, Myq discusses what was so busy about the summer (the Edinburgh Fringe Fest, clowns, shows, travels, residencelessness, and more!) the beginning of fall, and the Yom Kippur holiday which is just about to begin! Jokes! Thoughts! Fun! The Faucet! Thanks for being here! You are nice! PS One thing that also happened this summer is that this book came out! Heart Brain Art Train!  It features Myq's jokes/words/thoughts and Ramin Nazer's beautiful art!  Get it by clicking here!

    150: Liz Glazer's DEBUT ALBUM "A Very Particular Experience," Myq's NEW SPECIAL "Live From The Universe," and Other Constellation Mountains

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2023 53:26


    In today's pod-meal, our 150th episode spectacular, Liz Glazer returns to discuss her debut album out right now!  It's called A Very Particular Experience and it is wonderful like Liz is. Listen to it wherever you find your albums! (Including that very link!) We also discuss my new Dry Bar comedy special, Live From The Universe, also out right now! To get a free month of Dry Bar, go to their site (click that link there!) and use the promo code MYQKAPLAN for a monthly subscription, and it shall be so! Thanks for considering it! As always, we have a wonderful time chatting and friendshipping. Thanks for listening! Or for at least reading about listening here! PS At one point, we had a technical issue with the audio and changed recording methods during the podcast. The editing is seamful! See if you can spot exactly where the edit occurs! It'll be like a fun game! It's all entirely audible, but just wanted to give you a heads up that that happened, so you'll be aware. Thanks for receiving! You are nice!

    149: Myq's New Album Is Called "Live In Between Albums" and Liz Glazer Joins to Chat About It and Lots More!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2023 58:09


    In today's pod-meal, Myq and Liz dig into "Live In Between Albums," Myq's newest widely released standup comedy album, as well as loads more topics like horses, gym equipment, impermanence, and other Buddhist topics. We have fun always and hope you do as well! You are nice!  

    148: Dental fLaw School with Liz Glazer!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2023 46:04


    In today's pod-meal, the wonderful Liz Glazer once again joins Myq to discuss dentists, law professors, acting directors, and many other topics that are not people's jobs, like musical mnemonics! We had a blast talking and YOU can have a blast listening! Blast off! Blast on! Blast away! Blast towards! Blast whichever way you wish to blast! Or remain blast-free as desired. I'm not your blast boss.  Love and thanks, all!

    147: Infinite Sets of Three Things with Liz Glazer

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2023 53:44


    In today's pod-meal, Myq and Liz cover (near-)infinite sets of three things, from bags and blankets to comic book characters, from TJ and Dave to James Corden, from books and scenes to life!, from earth and air to fire and water (bonus fourth element thrown in beyond the initial three! thanks for acting now!), from more to more and more! We have, as always, so much fun, and invite you to have it also. Please enjoy! Love!

    146: Without Further A-Doozy With Liz Glazer (Happy 7th Friendship Anniversary!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2023 78:23


    In today's sumptuous pod-meal, Myq and Liz celebrate seven years of friendship by continuing to be friends and talking about all kinds of things like whether or not Liz is a comedian (she is), which one of the pair is a math minor (he is), who had a tumultuous ninth grade (they both did), who stole someone's wallet (no one did), and much much more! It is a delightful friendship romp. Romp along as desired and possible! Much love to all! Happy friendshipversary!

    145: 2022 Year In Review with Liz Glazer!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2022 85:28


    In today's multi-course pod-meal, Myq and Liz go through their wins and downs of 2022 and right now which is still part of 2022! They both keep meticulous records of their life experiences, and it shows! Feel free to listen to 10 minutes per month in 2023 and you'll finish up handily! We have a great time. Enjoy!

    144: The Many Mentions of "Aforementioned" (a Birth-Month Journal Sharing, and more!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2022 33:44


    In today's pod-meal, Myq shares what's been going on in his life since his last extended pod-meal! Including all of his birth month! Seeing Paul Reiser! Going to therapy! Being in Denver! All kinds of things! Who knows what else is discussed? Answer: you, after you listen (and during)! Thanks, friends!

    143: The Most Famous Ghost in the World with Ryan Singer

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2022 36:30


    On today's extra-special pod-meal, Myq welcomes dear friend Ryan Singer as a guest. Ryan has a new comedy special out now called "The Supernatural" and these two friends have a great time chatting about all kinds of things on the spectrum between and beyond the natural and the super. Here's the full special! Here's the full trailer! Here's Ryan's website (also full)! Enjoy! PS We have a bonus conversation that will be out sometime later this year! Stay tuuuuuuuuuuuuned! (Spooky, supernatural way of saying "tuned.")

    142: MY Q&A at Bucknell U & ME

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2022 76:43


    On today's extra-large pod-meal, Myq answers questions from students in a standup comedy class at Bucknell University. Enjoy!  Do you have questions also? Feel free to ask me! Do you have a university? Feel free to invite me! Do you have a third thing to put here? Feel free to suggest one!

    141: Sound Wavings (A Summary of Life Happenings From August 7 to September 29, 2022)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2022 59:01


    In today's pod-meal, Myq shares about everything* that's happened since the last podcast he recorded on August 7. Trips to Denver, Albuquerque, Raleigh, Miami, and more! Comedy festivals! Podcasts! Clubs! Bars! Standup! Beatboxing! Freestyling! And more! Thanks for listening! * may not actually be EVERYTHING, and also may be even MORE than everything

    140: Thank you for listening, Steven Spielberg! Love, Liz Glazer and Myq Kaplan

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2022 106:28


    In today's seven-course pod-meal, Myq is joined by wonderful friend Liz Glazer WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS TODAY! Discussion topics include benign college pranks, voicemail messages, self-help and other helpful books like 4000 Weeks, and balancing the ideas of being grateful for the present with the fulfillment of creative future dreams. This conversation is the fulfillment of a creative present dream. It's always a dream to talk to Liz. Happy birthday Liz! Enjoy, everyone!

    138: The History of Linoleum with Liz Glazer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2022 34:01


    In today's pod-meal, Myq is once again joined by dear friend and co-Fauceteer Liz Glazer for discussions about comedy, linoleum, and more! Please enjoy! Also, this episode was recorded after two other Liz Glazer podcast episodes which will be released next week, one on the "Broccoli and Ice Cream" free feed and one on Patreon. Catch them all! Enjoy as desired and possible! Thank you! You are nice!

    137: Dancer in the Light

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2022 19:09


    In today's pod-snack, Myq catches everyone up with experiences of the past week, including good news at the leg doctor, TV/movie recs and non-recs (wreck-ommendations?), and mystery birthday wishes!

    136: Bibbidi-Bobbidi-BOOP! (Happy 6-year Anniversary, Rini!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2022 42:03


    In today's pod-meal, Myq returns to Faucet-ing from a lengthy time between Faucets. Thank you for your patience! He discusses with Rini (and Stuffles) all (or most) of the ensuing events in life between the last Faucet pod and now, including trips to Rochester, Buffalo, Kansas City, Champaign IL, Portland OR, Seattle, DC, Virginia, and Colorado, where Myq partially ruptured his Achilles' tendon! (You know the song, "I Left My Heart in San Francisco"? Well, I left maybe part of my tendon in Boulder.) AND ALSO, today is Myq and Rini's 6th anniversary. So that comes up as well. All that and probably more! Please enjoy, as you wish. Much love to you and yours and all.

    135: Wonderful as YOUsual with Liz Glazer

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2022 53:16


    In today's pod-meal, Myq is once again joined by delightful friend and hilarious comedian Liz Glazer, as she prepares for an audition. They discuss roving Buddhas, Mona the cat's health, Katie Couric's colonoscopy, deciding what to do and what to not do, silly things, serious things, everything, everything else, and more. It's a fun one. Enjoy!

    134: Making History with Liz Glazer

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2022 40:56


    In today's pod-meal, Myq once again welcomes back his dear friend Liz Glazer to discuss history, trivia, law, dreams, friendship, philosophy, and Batman. And maybe more! Probably more! Much much more! Enjoy!

    133: Miss Fortune Cookie with Liz Glazer

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2022 55:30


    In today's pod-meal, Myq digs in with Liz Glazer on big important things and small important things! Fun and meaningful, as always. Liz is wonderful. Follow her work everywhere. Here's a fine place to start, or continue, as you wish! Please enjoy!

    132: The Hello Realms

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2022 14:16


    In today's pod-snack, Myq shares some snippets from a Buddhist lecture he heard the night before from the Venerable Robina, hopefully translating as much of the joy and meaning from the original experience to YOU THE LISTENER. Enjoy as possible, please and thank you!

    131: Will You Please Pass the Goof?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2022 22:07


    In today's pod-snack, Myq shares about the events of the past few days, full of shows and parties and books and movies and who KNOWS what else! (The answer to "who knows" is you, when you listen. Enjoy!)

    130: 43 Years in 43 Minutes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2022 44:39


    In today's pod-meal, Myq takes a deep dish dive into his history, sharing everything that he can about his life in the time he has allotted himself, which is about one minute for each year he's been alive. There's a lot here, and there's a lot more missing! Enjoy!

    129: Fool Throttle

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2022 19:06


    In today's pod-snack, Myq shares about the remainder of his and Rini's drive down to Florida, with shows in WV and Charlotte along the way. Topics include magic, comedy, friendship, and more. You know how sometimes when a movie is scary, they'll say "NOT for the faint of heart." Well, this IS for the faint of heart. Or for any level of heart faintness or non-faintness. Come on in, have a listen, whatever your heart is doing! Love and thanks to all!

    128: Smart Hearts and Sweet Butts

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2022 8:35


    In today's pod-snack, Myq shares stories of the first two days of this week's "Can I Buy a Vowel" tour (performing in WV, NC, & FL, nary a vowel to be found!). Driving cars, reading books, phoning friends, Zooming meetings, the sky is limitless! Please enjoy as desired and possible!

    127: Fifty First Jokes, a George Saunders Quote, and the Can I Buy a Vowel Tour

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2022 14:34


    In today's pod-snack, Myq shares something from yesterday, today, and tomorrow! Yesterday was a show called Fifty First Jokes. Today was an exchange with a nice lady that involved a George Saunders quote on humor, and tomorrow begins a standup tour full of performances in states whose abbreviations are all consonants! Enjoy!

    126: The Bananas Strawberry Moment

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2022 7:37


    In today's pod-snack, Myq shares about a BANANAS show that he did, and the strawberry moment of that show. Please enjoy!

    125: The Only Grass That There Is

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2022 15:42


    On today's pod-snack, Myq returns to solo Faucet-ing after a few delightful duo Faucet experiences with Liz Glazer. He talks about where he's been, where he's going, and also probably some of where he is. Right here. Please enjoy, as desired and possible!

    124: Read 'Em and Sleep!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 39:44


    On today's pod-meal, Myq invites Liz Glazer back to be a co-Faucet, because he loves her and loves talking with her. Hope you enjoy!

    123: The Letter and the Spirit of Friendship with Liz Glazer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2022 38:06


    In today's pod-meal, the first of 2022 (happy now year!), Myq has a conversation with dear friend and fellow faucet Liz Glazer, on the anniversary of the birth of their friendship. Please enjoy this delight of a chat, as you wish. Love!

    122: MY Q&A at Steel City AF

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 81:06


    On today's extra-large pod-meal, Myq answers questions from other comedians at Steel City AF. Enjoy!

    121: Bones, Stones, Scones, & Phones

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2021 37:20


    In today's pod-snack so large it might be a pod-meal, Myq shares about all that's been going on since the last Faucet episode dropped in late October. There were trips to Raleigh and Maryland. There were enjoyable movies enjoyed like "Home Sweet Home Alone" and "Shang-Chi." There were word-funs and concept-funs galore. Galore-y hallelujah! Some like that one. But not that one. Other ones. Share in the joy, as desired and possible, please and thank you. You are nice.

    120: Wonderstanding / A Bat Is A Fallen Bird

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 18:35


    In today's pod-snack, Myq discusses things that are (hopefully) kind, true, and necessary. He shares about the birds and the bats and the mice and the cats, how many podcasts he recorded during his time at home while Rini was away this past week, and communing with the dead (and the living! and the Schrodinger's in-between folks!). Hope you enjoy!

    119: Fam, ILY!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 29:29


    In today's pod-snack, Myq is on the phone with Rini and her mom and some cats but you can only hear Myq's side of the conversation and fortunately (!) he does nearly all the talking. The cats do the least. A delivery guy on the other end does a little but only Myq hears it. Myq discusses the family, the cats (particularly the angel cat Bart), the recent road trip that Rini and Myq completed, and Myq's plans for the upcoming week while Rini visits her mom and those sweet sweet cats. Enjoy!

    118: Food Pants Books

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2021 29:46


    In today's pod snack/meal (bigger than some snacks, smaller than some meals), Myq podcasts for the first time as a 43-year-old! He and Rini are on a mini-tour to Chicago (past), Milwaukee (present), and St. Louis (future) and he shares all about the events of his birthday yesterday (October 7) and all the surrounding days (today, the day before, you know, ALL those two days). It's fun. Enjoy! Alternate titles: This Is Yes Four Threeactions Love You (Mr. Rogers Style)

    117: Turns and Twists

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2021 6:34


    In today's pod-snack, Myq reads a delightful email that he received and also recommends Demetri Martin and comedy/beat-boxing combinations.  Glad you're here! Please enjoy as desired and possible!

    116: The Truth-brary

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2021 12:03


    In today's pod-snack, Myq shares about a journey to the Strand. It's a story about books! And more. Books And More. BAM! Thanks for listening or at least reading about listening! You. Are. Nice!

    115: Salem If Ya Got 'Em!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2021 11:21


    In today's pod-snack, Myq talks about the past week's events, including a fun trip to Salem, MA where he performed with Liz Glazer at the E.Love.Ate Festival, as well as Rini's improved health! Hooray for all! Thanks for listening, or at least thanks for READING about listening!

    114: Fork Score and Several Days Ago

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 8:15


    In today's pod-snack, Myq wishes everyone a happy Jewish new year, or a happy Tuesday, as you wish. He discusses his recent trip to Utah, Rini's recent trip to the ER, and more. Alternate titles: Our Fork-Fathers (and Fork-Mothers and All Fork-Parents) Fork-get About It All Fork One and One Fork All Fork. American Fork. Please Fork-give me.

    113: No One To Brain But Yourself

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2021 2:59


    This pod-snack might be the shortest pod-snack yet! Or maybe second-shortest. Or who knows. It's not a pod-shortness competition! It's just a fun quick one to let folks know that August has been busy, and offer gratitude to you for being here and forward-looking to a Faucet-y September to follow a slightly less Faucet-y August. You are nice! Love to all!

    112: Friend Expert

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2021 18:07


    In today's pod-snack, Myq shares about what he's been up to this past week. Voice acting! Being tired! Doing comedy! Seeing "Your Love, Our Musical"! Enjoying friendship! More!

    111: Reedy or Not

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2021 10:03


    In today's pod-snack, Myq reports live-ish (and getting less live-ish with every passing moment) from Pittsburgh. It's a burgh but it's not the pitts! (It's enjoyable!) Please enjoy this enjoyable enjoyment. Alternate titles: Friend, Romans, Non-Romans What About Banana? I Like Onion Maiden Is Laughing the Opposite of Crying?

    110: Toe Ring Touring (The Coffee Table Tour Saga Concludes! Part 5 I Think!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2021 12:32


    In today's pod-snack, Myq shares about the final days of the tour. The last exciting shows in Minnesota. The one wonderful show in Chicago. The stop in NJ. The clothing we bought. The successful conclusion of the coffee table's journey. Thanks for being a part of all this. And now, the journey continues!

    109: Air Book and Book (Coffee Table Tour Episode 4!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2021 11:23


    On today's pod-snack, Myq catches everyone up with the final days of the Missouri tour portion and the initial days of the Minnesota travel leg! Welcome! Books and friends and more galore! Some places don't give you that much galore, but here, we've got a ton of galore. Enjoy!

    108: Puzzle Puzzlings (Coffee Table Tour Installmentation 3!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 10:58


    In today's pod-snack, Myq catches everyone up on the last few days of the Coffee Table Tour in Missouri! It involves a lot of puzzle talk! Do you like puzzles? This might be the episode for you! Or even if you don't. AFTER today's pod-snack, Myq realizes that sometimes he says "IN today's pod-snack" and sometimes he says "ON today's pod-snack." Do you have strong feelings? Let us know! PS Another after-pod realization: the tour has legs AND a coffee table has legs. ALSO perhaps this idea has legs? Thanks for being here, all!

    107: Take a Geoff Tate Break (Coffee Table Tour Part 2!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2021 6:07


    On today's pod-snack, Myq shares about his and Rini's second day on tour: Cincinnati, home of wonderful comedian friend Geoff Tate. Check out Geoff's comedy, everyone! Go to comedy shows at Chameleon (this one was super fun)! Also enjoy the comedy of Liz Glazer, who is also recommended on this episode, as many others. We had, and continue to have, fun! Thanks all!

    106: The Coffee Table Tour Begins (Day 1!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2021 16:26


    In today's pod-snack, Myq shares about Day 1 of his current three-week tour with Rini from NYC to MO and MN and back! First stop: Morgantown, WV. Verdict? Success! Real fun show, real nice people, real nice vegan food, real other things too probably but that's enough for now. Listen and enjoy! Or enjoy without listening if that's possible! You're the best.

    105: The Supposed-Ta Child

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2021 17:20


    In today's pod-snack, Myq talks about Buddhist art, the book Visual Intelligence, a joke by friend Shane Mauss, and wisdom from a grandfather. Hope you enjoy!

    104: Yelping For Joy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021 16:42


    On today's pod-snack, Myq talks about why there wasn't a pod-meal this weekend, because he was out of town for the first time since pre-pandemic. He recommends the used bookstore "Company of Books" in Virginia where he was. He also recommends the Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse where he performed. Thanks to all who are making comedy shows happen again as safely and healthily as possible!

    103: POSTULATES!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2021 27:45


    On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses Gödel's Incompleteness Theorem (not completely!), wise words from old friend the Dalai Lama, and probably more who knows! (Answer: you if you listen!) Alternate titles: Thing Us a Song You're the Podcast Man I've Got a Singing Feeling

    102: Figs Are Bananas!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2021 34:18


    On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses a fun non-pod-meal that he had with his friend Jasmin Singer, a fun email exchange he had with his friend Gus, and a number of other letters combined into words combined into sentences and probably some non-sentences, and even some non-words I bet! All fun though. Please enjoy as much of the All-Fun as you want to and can, thank you. Figs are bananas!

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