The Part-Time Podcast

We're back with our yearly list of recommendations for stuff you should enjoy. Go on, enjoy it! What are you waiting for? ENJOY! Other talking points: TV Severance (Apple TV+) The Rehearsal (HBO Max) The Patient (HULU) Books Freedom by Sebastian Junger Demon Copperhead Gangsters of Capitalism Movies Big Trouble in Little China Everything Everywhere All At Once The Northman You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Sundays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

It's that nondenominational celebratory time of year. The one where it gets cold outside and we tell heart warming stories about home invasion to our children. You know, everyone's favorite holiday. Other talking points: Christmas card fabrications Green Dawn Nova Prime Fast & the Flurry-ous An A.I. combines all of our scripts into something infinitely better You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Saturdays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

It's Turkey season. We've got an extensive backlog that you can pull from in order to bring the heat at this years dinner table topics. Go ahead coward. Do it. Or let us put you to sleep while you're recovering from all that garbage you just ate. Either way we win. Other talking points: Season 4 High School gun safety class ends in disaster The meaning of ROI Haunted Glocks Holiday gift ideas $15k Bootcamp The Bidey Bear The Subway sandwich disaster Deep thoughts on ranch dressing Tapatio Hot Sauce Step Dad Cooking the DNA out of TUna Jar Jar Binks? You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Saturdays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Welcome back to the best podcast to listen to on $20 earbuds. Content is a lot easier to come by when we do this every other week for some reason. Hopefully by the time you listen to this we aren't living in a Republican MAGA hellscape. Let's Goooooooooooooooo. Other talking points: The Monster of Waters The death of Aaron Carter Mall Rats Unparliamentary Language Blue light boner bandits Come in 60 Seconds The Glitter Factory Failed Pilots: The Party Game You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Saturdays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Back at it again but this time an extra week later? I hear you getting ready to say "An extra week in the oven? Shouldn't that mean this one is extra good?" First. Stop it. Don't ever come at me like that again. Second. Yes, it is a very good episode. Just try it and you will see. Other talking points: M.I.A hates vaccines Tim does a Chet Hanks Thanksgiving ground rules Never high five your subordinates Palm Slapping Your Adult Friends Movie reviews but it's just boomers talking after they leave a movie Praying to know if you are a dumbass The blind dressing the blind Blind erotic fiction IRL Furries that I actually saw IRL Channel 5 News NSFW piss drinker Dany DeVito's face on a cat? You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Saturdays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

We were all in person together right before this episode but you'd never know because we live in the moment and didn't stop to take any pictures because when we get together we run around on the couches yelling "it's Turbo Time!™ And when that happens there's no telling what's coming next so who has time to take pictures with that going on? Nobody that's who. Other talking points: The legal limit of (tantric) swords Pandemic hobbies Live, Laugh, Love, Narc Chris's dad runs down a bike thief Cops doing tazer tricks This pool is under construction Addison's Little Nicky impression leaves his life in shambles The Third Wave Earning $21,000 for 3D Printing guns Reminiscing about the Anarchist Cookbook History of Smoky the (gay?) Bear Tree Cum (we're also sorry about this) Our seasonal check in with Big Dogs Spongedog: Welcome to Barkini Bottom We invent a new rugged Dog based clothing line: Carbarx™™™™™ You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Saturdays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Don't worry about why there isn't an episode 118. It happened and if you weren't there then I guess you missed out. Sorry. This show is like NFT's meaning there's little value and forced scarcity. We almost called this episode Non-Fungible Toes just because we could. Also, this might actually be our most highly produced and musical episode yet. Other talking points: Conservative rap lyrics you won't want to miss Addison's rap debut Pistachio girl is a not-secret Nazi The mechanics of a local concessions person in Visalia Fantasy Feet(ball) Training pigeons to be superstitious What is a pennant? Which sport is the most superstitious? Furries with Worries Faith and Fursonas (new band name!) Ice Cream truck hit and run Happy Birthday Frank You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Saturdays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Hey, look!...Ha! Got you again! Other talking points: Malcom Gladwell's key to mastery John Spartan-117 (the Master Chief of episodes) Master Chief defending us from Alien Invasion movies The new Predator movie and the real "Pred-heads" Getting spooked at 6 Flags Magic Mountain Addison getting his feet licked by Oliver Failed TV Pilots (A guessing game) Illegal Iranian Yogurt The UPS Strike Give your UPS driver some Watermelon A thought experiment fan submission A Tucker Carlson Fecal Transplant - A Butt to Butt Suck & Transfer Tube We get a new written review from BenBookworm97 (Thanks Ben!) You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

This week we spend a lot of time talking about the book Gunfight by Ryan Busse. We would highly recommend this book. Also this week: Alex Jones gets wrecked. Dark Brandon kills 2 people with his lightning powers. Made in 'Merica I promise. You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube   It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

We made a new one so you should listen to it. It sounds like a request but  it's actually in your contract that you have to listen to it. We asked  nicely to be polite but you don't really have a choice on this one. You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube   It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

In this one we start our URL buying empire, starting with Plumpfeet.com & Plumpfeet.net which thankfully redirect people to our website now. You're welcome! Other talking points: In all honesty, Plump Feet would've probably been a better podcast name for us California licensed spider identification NY Real Estate listings Tim's roommates 40 guitars in a garage After a brief 1.5 year hiatus we celebrate the return of I Wish I Didn't Know This Which cardinal direction do dogs poop? Crypto investors role playing as pee obsessed goblins Goblin Veto - the best kind of filibuster Cops let some dude drown for reasons prescription drug or Tolkien elf? goblintown.wtf/mcgoblin Pod Goblins (The new name of our fan base) You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Addison edited this one, and he's to lazy to put show notes, just listen to the episode and make your own notes! You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

We made a new one so you should listen to it. It sounds like a request but it's actually in your contract that you have to listen to it. We asked nicely to be polite but you don't really have a choice on this one. Other talking points: There's 9 lbs. of toxic poop inside you right now! Devil numbers & the Devil's Nap Proper nap etiquette Corona hard seltzer reviews A new theme song is born Bored Apes fake real estate crashes hard The economics of being bad at Black Jack A credit card for renters The hardest thought experiment we've ever done You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

We took the week off to hangout IRL in the meatspace because now that the Metaverse is here shoving NFT's right up in to your butthole, there won't be a lot of opportunities left for that kind of thing. In this one we get RAW and REAL. EMOTIONAL! UPDATE: The pizza oven guy deleted his post and Etsy listing! Other talking points: We sing Wonderwall Angel Numbers Cryptid state mascots Kid Rock vs Bruce Springsteen Resurrecting your imaginary friend with AI Gizmoduck

This one is about swapping anything and everything. EVERYTHING! Other talking points: Addison's Olivia Rodrigo impression The real Easter Sunday Touching grass with Earth between your toes Old video camera tech High School bands Tucker Carlson: Tan your balls if you want to be a real man! Anti Abortion group takes 115 fetus's from a medical waste truck The Phil Collins & Steve Buscemi of podcast voices Guy tries to sell NFT for $48 million but gets offered $3,600 Are there more boobs or balls in the world? The first NFT Bored Ape restaurant (Thanks Kate) One of our signature long outro's How to get a free Ambulance ride Just lie™ or Have you tried lying?™ Starting a lie journal Our new twitter strategy fibromyalgia might be fake because of Gabapentin? You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

This one is definitely not about a conspiracy theory. Don't even think about saying it is! Other talking points: Giddy Up 109 How many episodes do we need to make? The Elusive Morbius Date The longest segment transition ever Madison Cawthorne and the cocaine orgies Laura Logan and the Evolution of a Conspiracy The origins of racist bones in your body A (politically neutral) open letter to Disney What happens when you base your identity on Disney values Goofy's harsh punishments The thing about Coco Scruff McGruff Chicago Illinois 60652 Never meet your heroes How to sue your mom over a garage sale? Buying your reptiles some decor Parasocial relationships with your reptiles You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

This one's got it all, really. It plays like your favorite summer fling. It starts off with a bang, transitions into some freaky shit, then ends with some laughs that we can all share and cherish forever. Plus, there's a new catchphrase/inside joke that comes out of all that and on the other side, you realize that you came out a better, stronger person for it. Other talking points: Celebrity Jihad Even vs odd numbered episodes Weird idiosyncratic habits Research Papers: Female Self Objectification leads to feeling less cold Sad College Town Music Scenes Reborn Dolls AKA Ball Jointed Baby Dolls AKA Nightmare Fuel ($1250) Angels by Noemi Revenge is a dish best served with dog shit Buying Praying Mantis's at Lowes Tim's terrible neighbor Big Dogs! (A new catchphrase is born) We self identify which Big Dog we are You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Holy Shit kids, we've got everything. Loli Police Departments, non-surgical foreskin restoration, how to squat in your office space, and what to do with all that slack skin on your dick! You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Don't ever go to the dark web to hire hit-people. That's where all the bad, untrustworthy people are. No, you must always use HIPPA compliant hit-people found on the good 'ol American interwebs hosted right here on Wordpress and Godaddy! That's how you know you're going to get the best deal. Other talking points: Gender Neutral Target Combat Veterans 90's vintage dating personal ads from a NY newspaper Benedict Cumberbatch vs Adam Driver (Smash or Pass?) Mentally Titillating Lifestyle Wicked is the only book we support burning The Professor and the Tycoon Why do people become journalists for Newspapers? The things they don't show you in time travel movies Sex after being on a boat in leather pants for 6 weeks Gross historical people Smelling danger on her breath Smell memories and Long Covid destroying your grey matter Google Search: Assassins near me Getting bullied at the gym You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

This movie is a snap shot of our time, your grandkids will one day ask you: "Father Dearest, where were you when you first saw the moving picture show 2025?" Go watch it and tells us what you think, is Tactical Chris the best character ever or what? You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

It's been a while so in this one we rehash the anatomy and physiology of cars from the hit movie Cars. I'm sorry about my fire alarm half way in. We all learned a valuable lesson in replacing the batteries in smoke alarms. Other talking points: The meaning of the word "Cussie" All the places we've ever recorded Word Prevalence Avril Lavigne was married to the singer of Nickelback Estabunne update & fan fiction Confessions from a KKK BBQ The finer points of bowling Oath Keeper secret tunnels Cooking bacon on the muzzle of a gun Would you rather have teeth made of pubes or pubes made of teeth? You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Sometimes we name things on Twitch differently than we name them in the podcast episode. Oops. Sorry. Other talking points: 90's body hair Hank Hill wants your hot dog .jpgs We're too old for TikTok How to get a free Ambulance ride Scentsy for EMT's Vegan Felonies Anti-Vax Nurses Litterbox Bathrooms for Furries Big Fat Serial Killers The Improvement Association Hulk Hogan vs Emma Watson You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Episode 102 going strong!! Other talking points: The dating scene and furniture building in New York City. How to get your hair stolen in India. Animal Farm is by far an amazing book, and the origin of "okies". Hospitals suing their staff for quitting. You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Were back baby! You'd think that after 100 episodes we would just coast on our past successes but no way! We're on that road to 200 and we're about to get bodyguard hard! Other talking points: North Korea invented the Burrito in 2011 Tonga Tsunami's Do people live in Tonga? Australia and New Zealand are the same Financial advice from a Harvard trained Economist Losing 10 years worth of memories when you poop The Milkman Chronicles Breakfast Tacos vs Breakfast Burrito Chopsticks for hands vs office chair wheels for feet You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

We've done this one hundred times now. You've done this one hundred times now. What have we both done? What have we unleashed on the world? This is as much your fault as it is ours so if one of us has to go down, we both will! Other talking points: Life lessons from a Squirrel The one hundredth episode Play games with us on Steam The Addizone™ From Crook to Cook: The Snoop Dogg cookbook Goin' bodyguard hard Reunited and it feels so good The Imposter NFT Olive Garden Franchises Meatspace WTF is a Bored Ape? NFT's of a picture of a Cheeto Shaped Like Batman Would you rather choke a dog with your bear hands or strangle a bear with your dog hands? You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

The day has come, it's nearly Xmas, the solstice, happy Honda-days! Each of us write our own Hallmark Christmas Movie pitch (some obviously better than others). We hope you like this and please go to pt.podcasters@gmail.com and vote for your favorite, the winner gets to decide when we do some creative writing again! You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

This is the one where we yet again prove to you, the listeners, that we have impeccable taste. Other talking points: 5150 Ambulance BJ Time really flies, you know? Should we do a Nicolas Cage-mas? A movie like Looper where the old version of Nic Cage is Danny DeVito Movie Chris: Hell or High Water Addison: Bo Burnham: Inside Tim: Seaspiracy Book Chris: Project Hail Mary Addison: How to Hide an Empire Tim: Homo Deus TV Show Chris: I Think You Should Leave Addison: Invincible Tim: The Shrink Next Door Bonus: Midnight Mass You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

[Enter show notes here] You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

It's turkey season and we're here to tell you that you can finally take that D.A.T. and turn it into a W.A.T. just by listening to this show. That's right. A Wet. Ass. Turkey. Get that dry shit outta here by captivating your family as they listen in stunned silence to your mastery of weird facts from all around the internet. It's even better because it's all true. They won't believe their ears! And this is a free service that we have provided to you. You spent all morning in the kitchen so the least we could do is take the conversational heavy lifting off of your shoulders. Other talking points: More horror stories from an EMT We're officially in season 3 Fantasy football is the best and also the worst Sentient Crabs Squid-whackers Don't tell Kid Rock how to live Tim declares that Gen X is the worst generation Sidebar about illiteracy Addison declares war on illiteracy Vienna wants you to get your vax on Other quick hits How cops talk Shrek vs Smashmouth You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Addison has sufficiently scared us away from both super glue and dentists. Thanks. We all really needed this. And if one of those didn't make it into the episode then you need to watch the upload on YouTube because wow. Also, you should be watching the stream anyway so you don't miss all the stuff that gets cut out anyway. C'mon Steven! What are you even doing with your life? Other talking points: Horror stories from an EMT The Moonies own the Sushi market in the USA The NYT is always stealing our content Marvel's Eternals Trevor Noah ruins a relationship for Tim A right wing snowflake melts down How to block your own mother on social media Following up on Tim knowing a lot of racists Amazon is selling child sized sex dolls How nude it too nude? The world's most dangerous cheese Hallmark Movie Screenplays You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

This episode sees the triumphant return of a real life actual dog and she has opinions. Other talking points: Papa John Ted Cruz vs. Big Bird Tim is the youngest person of this podcast The life cycle of the men in Tim's family The Apple original film Finch Up-to-date movie reviews 3% EMT trainers Is Addison being radicalized? Arizona man shocked to find out his dead grandma got all blowed up Man's best friend with benefits Call Dog the Bounty Hunter The MAGA Gun Church Cheeto dusted fingers or toes? Tim's food foot fetish You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Have you ever eaten hot dogs? Do you own Ketchup? Are you over the age of 18? Did you know that you're most likely breaking on or possibly all of the hot dog eating rules? Well, did you?!? We've got the personal cell phone number of the president of the NHDSC and we're telling on you! Other talking points: There's no 5G in Visalia Stigmatism vs Stigmata David Arquette WWE Dune Chocolate Starfish and Hot Dog Flavored Etiquette Addison's hot dog crimes Addison calls the NHDSC president live on air Hallmark Christmas Movie Channel Don't ever ride a train with Addison's family Wisconsin Republicans want to ban certain words from school Politics! Chris hasn't seen The Matrix Writing our own Hallmark script You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

This is the part of the show notes where we say something funny. Other talking points: Deuce Gruden's Deuce Juice The Washington Football Team is forever Addison doesn't know where Washington is Addison gets racist Let's Go Brandon! Smuggling gold past in your butthole How much would you need to shove a kilo of gold up your butt? White power milk How to stop hanging out with your family? Ghosting your Realtor Using Deuce Gruden as your social shield Tim plugs his birthday Anti-aging through castration...maybe? Shrek the Sheep Daddy Addy's Ethics Corner Does the Queen wear Ed Hardy Jeans? Diesel Grease Couples Costumes You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: Streaming on Mondays @ 8:30pm PST YouTube It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Thanks to our #1 fan who sent us the Republican Red Wine to try on the show. It was truly an eye opening experience that has left us all changed persons. This time it was imbibed on the live stream so go check that out on our YouTube or Twitch channel to see the recording. #AddisonReacts. Other talking points: Republican Red Wine Our Podcast is a Thirst Trap Tim and his skin tight Harley Quinn costume Short Shorts could give you Sepsis Airing out your undercarriage at work Tim's Cancel Culture Corner: John Gruden gets canceled Man ejaculates out of his anus for two years before seeking help How to explain what dihedra is to a child New Mexico University studies strippers Feelin' Froggy might delete later You probably deal with degenerates every day and don't even realize A detour about Squid Game How many words are in your vocabulary? The Love Languages You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

This week we invited the Patron Saint of the Podcast™ Frank onto the show to do part 4 of our conspiracy theory series. We also started also doing this live on Twitch because we decided that we didn't have enough plates spinning in our lives right now so we needed to add one more thing. Don't worry. It's fine. It's not like there is anyone out there trying to control us from the shadows, right? RIGHT?!?! Other talking points: Did the world really end in 2012 because of the Higg-Boson discovery? Addison's relative wrote a book about the shadow government wants to make you an Incel Chris reveals a tickling network that spans the world Frank reveals who was really responsible for 9/11 with some irrefutable evidence As always, these are 100% based in fact and no part of them are made up in anyway because there's no way to even make this stuff up! You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ptpod It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Norm McDonald left us this week. Condolences to all you Normies out there. It's because of all of you Normies that you don't have some conservative jag as Governor of CA right now so congrats. You honored his legacy in exactly the way he would've wanted. Other talking points: Addison saw 12 Hell's Angel's once in Fresno Tim actually knows some bikers Rogue Proudboys roaming your city Bringing back the Wooley Mammoth Soviet Missile Mammoths $15 Million to lick someone's feet clean We find out Tim is the adventurous one France was crushing and gassing chicks People are terrible to animals The horrors of commercial farming Our ever evolving view of the afterlife Daddy Long Neck The finer points of snap back hats The Easter Island statues are more than just heads You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Polly Sure, are you sure you're okay? Is that how we even spell Polly Sure, I mean yeah I could Google it, but where's the fun in that? Other talking points: Does everyone seriously believe they are part Native American?? Does working out make you hard and wet? Tim tells us how to have a great time on Ketamine, step one, invite the family to participate. Lastly The most patriotic wine you've ever tasted, it'll remind you of the constitution and everything! You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Donda. Donda. Donda; Donda Donda. Donda. Donda! Donda? Donda. This show will be almost as long as the new Kanye album and that's a guarantee. Other talking points: The importance of establishing your bathroom dominance early on in life. obligatory Kanye talk The commercial names for the vaccines (return of drug or Tolkien elf?) The tragic gun crimes against Drake at the Degrassi school shooting B.O.B. believes in flat earth now? Tim's favorite Kanye moment (You'll never believe what it is!) Comirnaty and Spikevax are probably the stupidest name for a vaccine ever. Sonic the Hedgecock Chris gets mad about having to sign in to a website just to view what Doxicore does (Spoiler: it's a Gonorrhea & Syphilis medicine) The Nirvana naked baby turns into a semi-clothed man and is mad about it Belgian woman and her 4 year affair with a Chimp at a zoo We invent Zoo Cops the reality show and you can't have it but we're willing to sell the rights James Caan has 5 kids and also Scott Also Scott Caan maybe kind of sucks Frank sends in a brain buster You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Hey look, it's us doing this thing two weeks in a row again. Looks like we're back on our grind, hustling, vibing, and keeping it tight. Come on in, the water is mostly fine. Other talking points: The importance of being a good parent Addison is out there now chasing Ambulances now The pros of starting a new job Trump booed in Kansas by Qanon Clone Biden Liquid Death Sparkling Water Startup founders dressed like Fred Durst who really love Sugar Ray The smell of Got2BGlued vs tub hair gel Roblox Fascism and Roblox Roman Slave Camps Can you be held liable if your Crows injure someone? The Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918 The Vanishing Middle Class You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Were back with that doom and gloom, but you know who is also back, Brendan Frazier! Common Jack, you know the thing! Just listen to the damn show and stop reading this already! Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Look, ours schedules have all been real crazy the past month. Addison moved then went on vacation, Chris leaves for vacation this week, and Tim has some family stuff that has required his attention. So like, yeah, we've been busy. But we're here, rubbing one out for you. It's a short one but hey, we did it. We crossed the finish line. Other talking points: THOT Shit Homer, the Home Depot guy Some Olympians have to be listening to us. Man jerks himself off almost to death Life alert for jerking off How To Grilled Cheese Play Rust with us  You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun     It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

We learn the valuable lesson of being educated on how to pump your own gas in a way that doesn't get it all over you. You'd hate to show up to work smelling like that stinky car stuff, wouldn't you? You can't afford not to work in this economy and you're for sure going to get fired if your boss smells any gas on you. Also, like, for real y'all. Protect your passwords please. Everyone is getting hacked, even the furries and the CIA weebs. Other talking points: The Home Depot Toaster Tempest Tim really wants you to try and sue him Addison knows why Karen's keeping Karen-ing Job hunting to fulfill Tim's legal requirement Huge strike at the Frito Lay factory Letting your family lick Dorito dust off of your body The Freedom Phone Data break of 411,000 High Tail Hall Furries A $500 permanent plaque on the High Tail Hall island Wikifur CIA database of Japanese style faces Dedicated CIA weebs 2-wheel drive jeeps are not jeeps Ring, Ring, Ring, Obama phone You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

This is a new one for you. It's not an old one because this one is better than all of those old ones. Except this one is also kind of a throwback because the sound on this one is only 75% as good as it usually is. There's a lot of opening of cans, yawning, hard to hear guest hosts and not-so-great audio of people breathing. Oops. We took a week off ok, so we have to relearn a few things ok? We also spend a lot of time trying to find Tim a job. Other talking points: We still don't know what an Acronym is and probably never will Reliving '04 through adult fashion Choosing Beggars: Job hunting for Tim Beer Donkeys Wet jeans, a new craze Tim's finally, officially fired from Lowes Tim gets saved live on air Unvaccinated Sperm is the Next Bitcoin The Jizz Bizz A patriot subscription for fetishes Pumpkin Fucker Patron Saint of the Podcast Frank sends us a thought experiment You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Much like Danny DeVito in the hit movie Matilda, we have turned the odometer of this podcast to 80. Get ready for some much needed laughs and a serious look at your world view and why you should change it when we expand your mind beyond what you previously thought it was capable of. Here's a free life tip: start cutting your jeans into jorts because it's going to be a hot one out there. Other talking points: Talking to the cashiers about democracy Power plays: Crackin' nuts Kraft Hallway Singles Tricking your middle school principle into destroying a bench The Cox's are the Weasley's of the Central Valley Among Us shaped Chicken Nugget sold for nearly $100k Break me off a piece of that bbq sus Sqirl serves moldy jam to fancy LA people Tim doesn't trust the FDA Addison an Chris's fast casual food tips We invent a weed based ice-cream store Tim's will fuck you up if you steal his idea Banks won't let Tim set up an account for reasons Do banks have a plan for bees in their tubes? You can enter other people's dreams but you either have angry cobra's for hands or all your skin is pimples KKKobras You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission) Web: ptpod.fun It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Are you about to pay your last payment of child support consider using spite as your next form of currency. The temperature is getting way to high. We talk about the movies A Quiet Place (okay) and Luca (great). How much would someone have to pay you to jack off an elephant so that mom's don't have to explain erections to their kids? Zoo's are just prisons for awesome animals, rest in pepperoni Harambe. In a dystopian future near you, smiling will be required in the work place. Nazi swastika tattoo on your nuts. And lastly would you let your Grandma marry Toby Keith? Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission Web: ptpod.fun It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

The storm is here and you can't stop it. You can try to stop it...BUT YOU CAN'T! It will make your pants backwards too so DON'T EVEN TRY! Other talking points: Addison's Cologne preference (EnGaragé PeeGio) Chris bonked his nose on the fridge because we recorded on a different day The medical costs of bonking your nose Trump's backwards pants The Mayweather conspiracy The Arizona recount (Cyber Ninjas) Greater Idaho Big Pharma hates you Medical money back guarantee Maybe Judas was the good guy? Shooting Tardigrades out of a gun Lyd sends us a voice message Filling your ears with our friendship You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission Web: ptpod.fun It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

Welcome to the high and tight haircut of episodes. Literally zero editing done that's how amazingly dialed in we are as podcasters. Tim takes sweaty dick pills for this intro. Other talking points: Amazon is spying on you and how best to cook your parents. Tim opines for a solitary life where the only person he has to love is himself. Fuck Drones. Fancy Cheese takes down a crime boss. Biohacking and Blood Boys in Silicone Valley. You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod  Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com  Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission   Web: ptpod.fun   It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

It is Thursday my dudes. Time to pull out your bootstraps and make some headphones out of them so you can listen to this week's show. We've got everything you could possibly be craving right here. Literally everything. Other talking points: The power of a last name Tim's Tool Talkin' Tips Survivors makeup pallet A surprising source of inspiration of a D&D backstory Help! My 12 year old is cleaning his pipe with the vacuum! Step on me mommy Nasty Pixar movies What's in your search history? The guy on Reddit with 2 penises I'm not a perfect person You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission Web: ptpod.fun It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

We read a lot of books. Many leather bound books that were stored on mahogany shelves...except these were leather bound audio books which is not as comfortable as it sounds, but it sure does smell pretty good. Other talking points: 2/3 of us are doing webcams now Tim does his very best Wilson impression A sock you put over your face! Addison is a Home Depot Santa Claus The Cart Narcs The gang addresses some voice messages The Midnight Library Treasure Islands: Tax Havens and the Men who Stole the World Kingfish King Mackerel You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission Web: ptpod.fun It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message

A hand delivered piece of mail turns into a musical mystery filled with intrigue, parking lot parties, an aspiring musician, possibly something nefarious, and a 1977 Dodge Camper van. Other talking points: Battery Draining Facebook Factcheckers The best way to get rid of the curse is to make people listen to our show Ghost Guns vs the Tooth Fairy Laughter burns the most calories Email about buying fentanyl Toxic intestine tea Grapefruit sized old man balls Please read The Midnight Library with us The longest intro in the world The Estabunne, the van and Striperradio.com Cough Syrup For My Friends and Piss For My Horses Bob Barf-it Baffert Million Dollar Neigh-by What is a virtue signal? You can submit your thought experiments and questions by: Tweeting at us: @part_time_pod Email: pt.podcasters@gmail.com Voicemail: Anchor voice message (we'd feature it on the show with your permission Web: ptpod.fun It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/part-time-pod/message