How to Die Alone

- The gang talks about Zuck's choice of BBQ - We debate Halloween costumes - Davey discusses a first for him at the comedy club - Matty breaks down his frustration with people not worrying about losing their smell - Davey has an adventure on the backroads of Florida - Will we get shadowbanned? I don't know, do you see this? Let us know in comments - Speaking of comments, Matty learns the comment section exists on YouTube - The gang discusses old musicians and how they should play for free at this poin

Episode 190, Davey forgot to do show notes so here it is...

WE'RE BACK!  The gangs been on a...sabbatical if you will, but we're back to discuss the finer things in life like... - Matty's shirt is "Vintage?" - Pride and Sides - Santa Claus and Elves Mining Coal  - Davey's relationship advice / tactics - Emanual Gauge / Women stuck in appliances  - Matty's Monster Madness - Amanda's Promotion - Amanda's Promotion again - Look for us on Amazon Music and Alexa soon!

In this week's episode the gang discusses Davey's Grandma's unique dinner bell, and...   - Davey gets asked a question about manners - Matty brings up a wild fact about cats that confuses Davey - The gang discusses Amanda's TikTok success...again - The team learns about Davey's Grandma and her cannon - Matty gets into a sweet school program for his sounding ultra

In this fun filled episode we discuss airplane flights and...   - Matty remembers how aggressive Davey was in his first Roast - Amanda has an awkward encounter on a flight - Davey describes how he used to show off his new fit in elementary school - Matty shares his story of people getting carried off the plane - Davey witnessed some justified racism? - It's a lot about airplanes!

This week the gang tackles serious issues like Bingo and...   - Davey confuses John Candy and John Goodman - Matty almost got his fist badge in the Scouts as a kid - Davey learns the gang on the pecking order of nerd bullying - Matty has a Special Ops friend just disapp - Matty and Amanda let Davey in on their inside jokes - Matty goes to Drag Queen Bingo

In this episode we cover a slew of things...   - Amanda is on the road in her new "dungeon" - Matty goes to an arcade bar - Davey becomes an old blues musician - Amanda still doesn't like dating apps - We come up with a cool prank for your next flight

This episode is a wild one! Be sure to be careful on the pull out!

In this episode we discuss...   - Matty's neighbors being aggressive - How the Skating Rink has shaped Davey's coming of age - Matty's Tinder date and we come up with a new a new dating app - Amanda's weird Collect Call from someone she doesn't know - Matty's a big T.E.A.S. - Davey learns the gang about the Queef

The gang is down a man, but we will prevail!   This week we discuss...   - Matty looking like a hip D.A.R.E. representative - We discuss the TikTok - Matty is a bully to his nephew - Amanda Catfishes "The Comedian" on Tinder - Davey is disc deep into the Disc Gol

In this episode, that was supposed to come out last week, but Davey's a lazy POS...   Davey basically yells at Bobby, because he's fat and feels inferior about not being as good looking. Also Davey is insecure about his tiny penis and feels the need to flex on people online because he's a keyboard warrior, well Zoom warrior in this case.

In this episode the gang discusses...   - Stevie schools us on how every 90's sitcom has an awkward dancing episode. - Davey has technical issues, and gets all grumbly as usual. - The gang discusses ideas to make our podcast better by being silly - Amanda explains our patented Bear Bags to Stevie - Amanda tells us that How to Die Alone has affected her every day life even at work - Davey continues with the struggles of technology, IT'S NOT MEANT FOR BEARS! - Amanda learns us of the TikTok Al Gore Rhythm on 4/20 - The crew discusses Stand-up comedy, real shocker, but some comics are silly - Stevie gets so new super fans that he doesn't know how to talk to. - Matty mansplains us about a femenist that opened for Mike Birbiglia - Davey shares a story of the great Mike Birbiglia not wanting to be brought up - The team discusses the worst accents ever, and of course is the Balmor accent - Davey proposes that Caitlyn Jenner will win Governor and succeed from US and in 4 years Kim Kardashian will be President of California. - Stevie has a lot of antibodies from the great 2020 allergy

It's a celebrity packed episode! We just discuss multiple celebrities for some reason and speculate on how horrible they are in real life - We discuss the Luis J Gomez and Kurt Metzger as they were at our home club - Matty knows way too much about cargo shorts - Matty remembers the time Todd Barry beat up a comic for sitting up front, and we do our best Todd Barry impersonations - Davey shares a fun fact about Steve Buscemi in Pulp Fiction - We speculate about how mean Rob Schneider is and his ridiculous demands - Davey starts Disc Golf to distract him from the fact he's walking - Matty informs us of Disney's Architectural problem - Stevie introduces us to the future of internet! Featuring the CEO of MyPillow - Real Mario Kart spotted in the Europe, because of course it was. - We estimate what the great emancipator did to his staff with his famous hat

The gangs all here! All 4 of us in 3 windows! This week we discuss a slew of topics including...   - We corrupt Amanda with our middle school dark jokes we used to tell about babies - Amanda buys a questionable food item from the Blueberry Festival - We discuss Amanda's aggressive collection of "toys" - Matty shares a horrible NSFW dad joke  - Davey discusses some shows from this past weekend  - Davey learns us why Virginia doesn't have any professional sports teams - Matty gets his Vaccine and breaks down his experience for us - Matty learns us why humans don't glow in the dark - Venmo has a weird rule about buying a Cuban Sandwich - Davey learns about his Canadian Roots - Davey speculates on the original Viagra

On this week's episode, the original 3 discuss a new form of Yoga that's going to eventually originate out of Texas, we also talk about...   - We roast Matty about being a soldiers little drummer boy - We rewrite a classic piece of cinema "Gay Terminator" - Matty scheldules to get vacinated, he's a good boy! - Matty gets a new PS5 by hacking the planet - Florida Man drowns after searching for his own golf ball in a pond - Teen Spiderman lures and beats up pedophiles in Brazil - Men break into wrong house while trying to play out a sexual fantasy - Stevie learns us about the Delta 8 - We imagine Middle America finding out about Delta 8 and speculate their reactions - Peanut Yoga is a new style sweeping through Texas

This week we discuss how they're genetically engineering attack toasters that can fly! Also on this week's episode... - Stevie does his best Bill Gates Homicidal Kermit impression - We idiotically talk about Religions and their eating rules (we don't know anything) - We watch Ms Bart Simpson fool a kid hawking candy - Welsh Teacher gets in trouble about his blog calling kids Kardashian clones - Matty collected Pogs but Davey collected Pawgs - Davey's a giant Cuck Bear, a Pandave if you will - Anonymous Songwriters upset people stealing royalties, ugh maybe don't be anonymous idiots - Man gets his meat stolen at Costco from Ravens

On this episode the OG 3 are joined by the Amasianest Intern Amanda:   - Davey discusses an odd dream he had - Amanda takes awful work photos, but her butcher ones came out great and that's more important - Stevie has an amazing weekend in standup, getting to bring up a special guest - Matty flirts with waitress and in turn flirts with a law - The gang invents a new 'tism that's going to be mainstream to the Publix soon

- We get radical about stunt doubles that look nothing like the actor - Stevie serenades us with some New Orleans Jazz Originals - Matty wants to remake Joker with Louis Armstrong armed with a Trumpet - Stevie has 3 barrels of hot brass for you! - Davey gets out of breath from walking to the stage this past weekend - Stevie gets asked an awkward question in an interview - The gang discusses some ridiculous news articles

I mean, who honestly cares? This has been going way longer than it needed to, but we keep at it anyway. On this completely unnecessary episode of "How to Die Alone", 6 people will hear us: -Recap our exciting shows during COVID -Interrupt each other constantly -React to dumb news stories Stephen found -And plug shows you won't go to

It's the 171st episode. That means there were 170 more episodes before this. Exciting. On this week's completely passable episode "How to Die Alone" podcast: -Seinfeld as a bee picks up his high school girl -Matt somehow gets respect for being on a podcast -People in Ocala give Stephen grief for wearing a mask -We try to make David to dance in the closet -David learns about the gender neutral honorific Mx (mix) -The war between good people and bad people rages on -An entire spin class gets COVID-19 because they exercised without masks -David is too unhealthy to attract COVID-19 -We imagine a nightmare scenario involving paper straws -Ohio State students learn how to start their own OnlyFans, how to decolonize pornography, and David imagines his own panel at the seminar -And a Sacramento doctor works through a Zoom court hearing

In Alaska, millennial bears eating ass are becoming a real problem. Beware the outhouse! Also, on this thrilling episode of "How to Die Alone" podcast: -Matty has been watching reruns of "The Amazing Race" -Stephen takes investment advice from his junk -David's dad roasts him over his lack of oral hygiene -Matt expects certain accents to have certain opinions and his former classmate becomes a psychologist -Arizona makes it a crime to lick ice cream and put it back on the shelf -We devise some amazing new Oreo flavors - Nabisco GET AT US! -Texas mayor declares "only the strong will survive" like an absolute psychopath -We detail how easy it isn't to leave Florida in the event of hurricanes -Stephen drops the historical knowledge about Florida's awesome highways -And old, rich people create jobs we didn't even know we needed

Apparently Cleavage Ohio Has Amazing Hills and How to Die Alone is here to free climb them by hand!   Also in this adventurous episode of "How to Die Alone": - Amanda has a hard time eating bagels - We discuss the appealing sides of different breads - David wonders if ladies can order “Everything Semen” for In Vitro Fertilization - Stephen explains how he engulfed David at the roast - Apparently people are falling in love with their Pelaton instructors - The gang debates about a White Male Professor that pretended to be a Female Immigrant of Color on Twitter - Amanda gets free wings at Hooters for ripping up photo of ex-boyfriend - David mansplains to Amanda (again as usual) about how Women don’t know what they want sexually. He needs to stop listening to Patrice O’Neal - The crew discusses how Cleavage Ohio has the best hills!

One passionate group begets another as we go from Quran to Karen. And we're joined by MMA fighter turned stand-up comedian, Dylan Walker! Also in this week's thrilling installment of "How to Die Alone": -We talk about the TikTok hustle with Dylan -Geranium Smythe joins the podcast again -David and Matt don't respect sports teams with silly names -Matt doesn't know what a standard is -Dylan makes a fast friend with a leader of a motorcycle club -David and Stephen explain about how zany the Westboro Baptist Church is... was...? Are they still a thing? -Dylan's record in street fights is less than ideal and Dylan is a resident expert in Power Ranger history -Dylan and David bond over skirting controversy with BLM bits and jokes about the capitol rioters -Stephen watches "My Octopus Teacher" and learns so much about life and cephalopods -and Dylan explains the plot of the Tiger Woods documentary, "Tiger" on HBO

The mark of the beast is injected into the hand of the upper body. Also on this week's thrilling installment of "How to Die Alone"-David doesn't wanna get killed by Steve Buscemi-Stephen confuses Steve Buscemi with Rob Schneider-Matt is a poor man's Fabio, despite not taking a goose to the face-Stephen gets the good word about the COVID vaccine on a card left on his car-David learns about DNA manipulation and the human genome-We reminisce about board games like "Monopoly" and the game of "Life"-We imagine a fight in a Kinkos between employees who are passionate about their work-Matt watches "Hamilton" and confuses Aaron Burr with Bill Burr-David explains the GameStop GameStonks situation, and then Stephen cleans it up.-Teacher appreciation day for Matt entails a twice baked potato-Stephen details the game tournament "Rock the Rock" as seen on "High Score" on Netflix-And Zoomers rebel against their millennial parents

When cars die, All Cars Go to Heaven! Also on this week's thrilling installment of "How to Die Alone": -We imagine Matt running up Machu Picchu -David wishes he brought his ping pong paddle to a brewery -Stephen and David do a show in the old "Back to the Future" courthouse -Stephen hits an unknown object and seriously messes up his car (now accepting CashApp $StephenHangry) -David was made in a Build-A-Bear Workshop -Matt completes his 100th Peloton ride and all he got was a boring ass t-shirt -Matt can't ride the Rock 'n' Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith at Disney anymore -Amanda breaks down the bizarre history of pumpernickel bread and her love of eavesdropping on strangers -A man in Ukraine runs around naked, covered in guts, and holding his father's severed head -and Amanda wants a Brownstone Brunch Box for an exciting mukbang adventure.

Celebrate 8 nights of Hanu-Cuck with Amanda and the boys! Also on this week's How to Die Alone: -Stephen reviews the best part of "The King of Staten Island" -Matt drops medical knowledge about recovering from traumatic injury -Amanda learns everything about Scientology from a documentary -Matt drinks a rose flavored Monster energy -Amanda and Matt watch "90 Day Fiance" -Amanda and her boyfriend attempt to negotiate birthday threesomes (good and bad kinds) -A cat's birthday party in Chile is a COVID super spreader event -Women on Bumble turn over the insurrectionists who invaded the US Capitol on January 6th -Amanda stumbles across a possessed doll on Facebook marketplace -and Matt discovers a new toy that any dog would be happy to play with.

Get you a bowl of Tos-Feet-Os Toe-Tilla Chips for this week's episode of How to Die Alone. On this week's episode: -David goes to get his feet done up at a salon -David would not use his car to stop crime -Stephen introduces us to nightmare bagels you can order online -Denmark launches a new kids show about a man with a magical.... well... just watch/listen -A human rights lawyer gets caught going full Rachel Dolezal -The world's oldest sperm is discovered, and its source was not the creep who won't stop staring at you at a Denny's -Biden's rescue dog gets ready for a puppy inauguration (d'awww) -David runs for office in 2024 (despite his desire not to) -and Amanda stumbles upon a sizeable Cheez-It cache.

We're serving up 2 Fingers of Cold Brew in this week's episode! Also on "How to Die Alone" this week: -We shudder to think about what British people eat -We're joined by a mystery guest -The Guardian is yet another rag that attempts to take us down -David explains the plot of "Snowden" -Florida law enforcement agents raid a data scientist's house to suppress COVID statistics -The Nashville bombing on Christmas gets little to no coverage and one womyn knows why -Squirrels in New York City are violently attacking people -Matt plays "Cyberpunk 2077" and brags about it because he thinks he's something -A woman plans to name her baby something controversial in order to keep it from having an easy life -David hates Sherlock Holmes's stupid little hat -and we watch a man fire the world's largest handgun.

They say it stood for Baines, but they SAW it stood for BIG! Lyndon B Johnson was the 36th President on paper, but number 1 on a ruler. Lyndon B Johnson named his big member "Jumbo" and wasn't shy about showing it off.- Amanda unboxes her KeyPort - We invent a new product called The Bear Bag - Pelican's have a different meaning in Pensacola - Amanda learns Davey and Matty about how to tell Asians apart - We learn of a father getting tatted for his son - The gang is taught about the ancient Chinese tradition of "Iron Crotch" - Lyndon B Johnson would show his 10+ inch pet to White House Staff, whether they wanted to see it or not

We''re cooking up a bacon grease Air Wick with Johnny B, from "FTS with Johnny B" and "The Johnny B Show" from 102.5 the Bone in Tampa Bay. -Amanda is getting a free KeyPort Pivot as her Christmas bonus-Johnny B refuses to use a Fleshlight he got as a gift-Johnny B reinvents the Karen meme-We recount our failed merch idea for hats and shirts-Matt and Johnny B bond over their COVID exposure experiences and how to identify fellow Covies-Johnny B, a member of the media, explains why you shouldn't trust the media-Johnny B and David bond over the artistry of barbecue and how Johnny upset a barbecue chef with his critique-We talk about how everyone is vacating New York to come do standup in Florida, the obvious heart of comedy-Matt wears a shirt that offends everyone except the people it should-We dig into the nitty gritty of bills and how those bums in Washington just can't do it-Johnny B is a fan of Tampa sports and even introduces us to the USFL Bandits, named after Burt Reynolds-David gets confused with Mike Calta on a regular basis-Johnny B talks about being recognized by strangers in public (we can barely relate)-and we talk about the COVID mask hall pass of drinks and snacks in public.

Otter's up north got sad penis bones and faces FULL of powder! What's Emmet Otter's wife going to do? If you know, you know! Also on this week's tantalizing traumatizing episode of "How to Die Alone": -Matt beats a woman... at every game they play together -We learn Amanda a thing or two about the female experience -Matt notices shocking similarities between military personnel and frat bros (style choices) -Amanda yearns for a man with a boat to take her across the seas -A Canadian couple is upset that their poinsettia isn't dying like it's supposed to -Otter penis bones (baculums) are getting frail due to contaminants -Matt discovers river bricks, which are totally naturally occurring -San Francisco 49ers and Denver Broncos effectively can't play football because COVID said "no" -Ammo shortages ruin Christmas and people aren't able to put any shells in their family's stockings -A woman defends child labor in Africa as being pretty awesome and Amanda's grandmother used to tend the pineapple fields -and we review TikToks about a Jesus arts and crafts project, John Wick's home life, and a small Thanksgiving family gathering.

Davey plays "Air Ranch" in the new animated basketball comedy "Space Ham"! Also on this week's "How to Die Alone": -Matt Williams watches dogs in an aviation themed neighborhood -We review the amazing new (to us) invention, the KeyPort Pivot! -A plane lands on a brown bear mother in Alaska -Andrew Cuomo gets an Emmy nomination for his spectacular work in Aaron Sorkin's "COVID Press Briefings" -We learn about physics and/or geometry through the art of watching someone be way too good at playing pool -Foul mouthed swearing parrots have to be separated at a zoo to keep it PG -Canadians are encouraged not to let mooses... meeses... moosen lick salt off their cars -A cat in Sri Lanka smuggles drugs and SIM cards into a prison -We learn about, CIVVL, an Uber-like service for evicting people from their homes during a pandemic for fun and profit -and, of course, we watch some of the dumbest TikToks you've ever seen!

This week, we're talking about the LatinX-Games! Get your longboard and your cranberry juice and go full TikTok superstar with us. Also on this episode: -David learns about plaque psoriasis in Matt learns what Jeep stands for -Stephen devises a new concept for an Italian coffeehouse -Matt beats David in a rousing game of darts -David hates the smell of the ham plants in Virginia -An Oregon man sets some U-Hauls on fire when he throws a firework at his ex -Ducks decide where to get the best bread and lay the duck D down -Strippers start to deliver food to make extra money in the era of COVID-19 -We discuss how Godfather's PIzza should be considered a crime against humanity, why the Wawa Gobbler is one of the greatest inventions, and bizarre mandatory restaurant greetings -Matt visits his burrito in the intensive care unit and finds out a Taco Bell cashier is feeling more than terrific. -David knows a little too much about "Stand and Deliver" and "Kingpin" -And some women really get into it at a show Stephen is on, but a marriage falls apart at a show David is on.

Get on the Mukbang Bus with us! On this episode: -Stephen isn't a Florida cracker, but a Maryland claw cracker -David and Matt bond over the award winning masterpiece cinema of "Varsity Blues" -We watch a TikTok furniture repair video that gets a little spicy -David introduces a US citizen/third world country exchange program -A Texas boy wins a mullet championship where he competes against freedom flappers, modern mullets, and Tennessee top hats -Stephen is a proud Italian, or at least he used to be -Arnold Schwarzenegger lectures beta soy boys on how they don't properly enjoy their stogies like he does -Nikocado Avocado horrifies us with his McDonald's Mukbang video where he eats over $100 of McTrash -and Rudy Giuliani organizes a grassroots campaign initiative at a landscaping business in Pennsylvania that he mistook for a Four Seasons Hotel.

We're talking about the Gentlemen's C-Word. Which C-word? The answer may shock you! On this episode: Matt Williams drops some Johnny Cash history on us Matt looks like Heat Miser from "A Year without Santa Claus" Amanda the intern learns about biker culture Amanda gets a COVID scare and has to keep her throat coated to avoid catching the corona David Wayne is hopelessly addicted to lozenges and a recreational drop user Amanda pitches her interview show where she talks tennis on the streets Stephen educates us on the only way to play the Soviet anthem David and Matt reminisce fondly over President Obama sinking a 3 in a viral video Amanda teaches us about the "Glizzy Gripper" and David is tired of young folx slang A man in Davie, Florida goes full contact with an adult leopard and gets an earful We remember Sean Connery getting slappy and David doesn't know the difference between Foreigner and the Police.

Are dinosaurs even real? The Fresh Queen of Bad Air doesn't think so! They're just a conspiracy from Big Science. On this week's episode of "How to Die Alone": -Stephen shows off some door handles designed to prevent suicide -We learn about a snack foood where you're supposed to just eat the whole dang bag -Shark Tank goes will for dog toilet paper, Pooch Paper! -We watch a YouTube video about how dinosaurs never existed, but dragons did -Dr. Phil ain't your daddy, and he says so on TikTok -David pitches his new product - Slap in a Box! -We reimagine the Big Mouth Billy Bass with a nu metal soundtrack -David was haunted by his Teddy Ruxpin -Matty wants us to guess how many ceiling fans are in his parents house -and David answers every question anyone's ever had about "Over the Top" with Sylvester Stallone

On this week's episode: -David just wants to tell his story and winds up exhausted -Amanda introduces us to the Florida boot -We celebrate the marriage of airboats and snow -David educates us on Florida's historic logging industry -Stephen watches a true crime series where cameramen follow people committing crimes in real-time -Matt Williams helps someone move, someone who isn't Amanda or Stephen -Matt Carter calls in from the mean streets of Uber Eats -Matt Carter and Stephen Henry do a show where they compete with some playoff sports -The GPS doesn't know where Matt Williams lives -Stephen finds a used car dealership where the vehicles have great gas mileage -Matt Carter gets into a disagreement over graphic design -Matt Carter and David reminisce about being into tuning their Civics -We invent the first masculine hygiene product and discuss amazing inventions by women -We review the hot new board game Ms. Monopoly -Amanda goes all the way off on retractable leashes -Amanda learns Matt Williams about "cuffing season"

On this week's episode of How to Die Alone - Episode 151 - Bundt Cake Baguettes: -We thank our YouTube audience for helping us get our own URL at 100 subscriptions -David tries to wrap his head around sub sandwich rings -Amanda gets out of the basement only to be sent to a resort -Matt Carter prefers drinking while on shrooms -Stephen presents everything you never thought you'd need to know about tanukis -Amanda discovers a new way to store racoons-We get horrified by the Mario for Atari commercial -We clap back at the defenders of the Proud Boys in our comments -We discuss why Milo Yiannopolous didn't get to go to CPAC -Matt Williams pirates a cherished Lee Greenwood anthem-The Matts meet a real life millionaire -We analyze the Kickstarter for the "Really Karen?" board game -David goes off on vegetarians -We review the anti-racist reporting system Yelp implemented -David eats dinner at a segregated restaurant in Indiana -and Amanda and Matt Carter come out against designer dogs

On this week's episode, we're talking about sandal lickers! Also: Matt Williams fights his way through medical school with his emotional support keg Fraternities don't make pizza at all Stephen learns why Jimmy Johns is charging him an extra quarter We have maximum rage over the minimum wage We discuss the Trump poster that supports ALL troops Matt Williams learns a thing or three about personal fitness from old gym rats Stephen explains how old men are able to speak We imagine megachurch pastors like Joel Osteen and the dingus from "The 700 Club" getting even more holy An Irish court determines Subway bread isn't bread Spain declares a food fight with Jamie Oliver Stephen pitches "Encino Man 2" and David pitches his supper into boiling water Bad Bunny and KFC both have some sold out Crocs Matt Carter learns how to spell flibbertigibbets Matt Williams's old neighbors get some brand new yard barges And we lament the loss of the video tape rewinder profession.

On this week's episode of the "How to Die Alone Podcast": -Matt Williams gets day drunk on Vizzy Hard Seltzers for his birthday. -Matt Carter works a show at an event center in Port Richey. -Stephen does a comedy show and notices a mysterious substance on his car. -Matt Williams and Amanda the intern go to a bowling alley, Matt dines on the shrimp, and the bartender refuses to mix them drinks. -David does a commercial for Everest University because he ain't doing nothing! -We fondly remember the "love tester" machine at bowling alleys and bars. -Matty tortures us all with 90s techno. -David reads us an entry from his LiveJournal from 2004. -A local restaurant patron weighs in on getting shorted on meat at a Pollo Tropical. -Amanda shows off a TikTok about a microwave and fruit snacks. -and Machine Gun Kelly says Pete Davidson hooking up with Ariana Grande should give all us other completely average guys hope!

This week, we're talking with one of the funniest comedians in the midwest, Mike Baldwin! On this episode: -Matt Carter rocks a captain's hat -Emmys presenters in Hazmat suits -Amanda's germophobe friend is ready for the virus -Mike Baldwin was tricked by "Tiger King" -Carter explains how COVID can't get us if we can't see it -We reminisce about how effective non-smoking sections were -Matt Williams breaks down the science of the cilantro gene -Matt Williams and Mike Baldwin talk about getting to work with AGT darling, Ryan Niemiller -Mike Baldwin explains how it feels to do Zoom comedy -Mike Baldwin is too lazy for a dog, and Amanda the intern's dog makes a mess of a wall -And, most importantly, Mike Baldwin's apparently immune to illness

On this week's episode: -The Matts go to Disney World (not together) -Matty meets some characters while socially distanced -Matt Carter meets space Nazis while freaking out -Matty, Carter, and Stephen watched "Class Action Park" -Carter gets pulled over while go karting -Stephen finds a house with a tasteful mural on it. -We discover the majesty of the "Flippity Fish" -A group of QAnon people have killer merch at a show Stephen did -Stephen's mail-in ballot gives him an identity crisis -And a British teacher's husband gets shamed in court proceedings.

On this week's episode: -Matt Williams receives a phantom paycheck -Stephen gets an adorable little bonus -We explore the history of the coindozer -Amanda finds a baby bird Uber story in the news and shares animal facts -Matt Williams learns how to break a dogtag and interrogate with Simpsons quotes -David shows off how deep the Nic Cage catalog goes -We got Nintendo's hot new game - Super Bario Brothers -David has a beef with people stealing animal rescue valor -Matt Williams's cat uses his toilet as an above ground pool -We discuss the Amber Heard BM attack on Johnny Depp -and we ask our audience to submit drawings of David wiping his big ol' bear bottom for a contest.

On this previously unreleased episode, David disappears and we mourn the loss of the bear, Amanda's favorite punk band is the Killers, a comic gets drafted at an open mic and another one sneaks in some 'gac, we discuss the terrifying tales of Chris D'Elia's DMs, David can't stand the first timers "it's my first time" standard joke, Stephen and Carter hate on some garbage specials, David explains what it is to simp, Matt Carter tries to fight a roommate over a leaf dispute and adamantly refutes the dissertation of Dr. Disrespect.

On this week's episode, we're talking about our love of spicy water, '90s bands headlining a bike festival, Stephen sees a casual pipe smoker in the wild, Matt William's mom keeps her mouth fresh with Dentyne Ice, Stephen's old roommate loves commercials, Matt Carter analyzes John Krasinski's oeuvre, Davey doesn't even feel like the smartest dart player, and Matt Carter's childhood bully meets a tragic end.

On this week's episode, Matt Carter has the worst handyman come to fix his water closet, Post Malone has his own rosé, Stephen moonlights an HVAC repairman, Matt Williams's kitty cat makes a cameo, Stephen and Matty both used to foam up the lattes, Stephen loved the disaster of "Deadliest Catch", Stephen's handyman never needs to go to Bed Bath and Beyond, David drops knowledge about 80s buddy cop movies, Matt Carter does a pitch perfect impression of John Mayer, and we're all tired of wedding rituals.

This week, we're talking about elective thumb surgery, discussing our new weekly web video series Topical Depression, Matt Carter cooks his pants and opens a comedy barge, Matt Carter and David Wayne destroy the stigma of trailer living, Mike Tyson fights sharks to prove a point to himself, the Wahlbergs get diagnosed with a novel developmental disability, David Wayne stands up for Andrew Barrymore's honor, and Amanda the intern gets easily the worst compliment ever.

On this week's episode, we're joined by the late Danny Smyth from the Abortion Twins! We're talking about all things punk rock, our pets, the dangers of performing live in the time of COVID, updated cookie names, how to smoke a brownie, and how the rumors of Danny's death are greatly exaggerated.

We're pitching a hot new sitcom starring Matt Williams and Matt Carter, Stephen's car suffers a horrible fate, Matt Carter works on gains from energy drinks, Matt Williams gets inboxed about conspiracy theories, and we all turn old school hiphop into a memorial to a fallen hero.

This week, from the Johnny B Show, we're talking with Johnny B! We're discussing barbecue, where to get the best Coke, the dangers of calling legumes by their name, Johnny pitches a mobile comedy show, and Johnny explains how Roger Stone should be in jail for fashion crimes alone. 

For our first video episode, we're trying to win a Peabody, Matt Williams chugs berries down his over muscled throat, Matt Carter becomes Jackson Galaxy and also has to save his pupper's life, Amanda gets mauled by her animals, Mr. Pickles has a vendetta against BICs pens, Stephen hates being on camera, and David won't let go of his newsboy hat.