Three Guys doing skits improv and general good times.
Episode 85 (25/09/25) – Before we get stuck into the proper chat, there's episode 22 (we think) of our ChatGPT-generated radio play The Depot, which finds Jack Mallory in new surroundings once again. Then we cover the disappointing Thursday Murder Club movie, the relentless adverts on The Rest Is Entertainment podcast, Labubu dolls, a man fined for having sex with a horse, an improv of someone doing a joke about Charlie Kirk on Kill Tony, Dani Dyer dropping out of Strictly Come Dancing, Noel Clarke failing to take The Guardian to court, the shop QD selling Freddos for the old price of 10p, some relationship and internet dating advice, a list of 11 of the worst comedians on British TV, the best trades to get on the packet with, a dead celebrity séance, a quick version of Stand By Me in our new segment “5 Minute Movies,” recommendations, Future Greg, and a whole lot more!
Episode 84 (18/09/25) – We kick off with Trump's state visit to the UK and a special interview with a groundskeeper from Chequers. Then there's the ongoing furore over the Charlie Kirk killing, the latest (and extremely meta) episode of our ChatGPT-generated radio play The Depot, the ever growing divide between the political left and right, some interviews with people that attended the “Unite the Kingdom” march, the death of Ed Gale (who acted as the body of Chucky in the Childs Play movies), Charlie Kirk's horrible quotes, a list of 10 great Sci-Fi shows you may never have heard of, some agony aunt advice for a long time singleton, our improvised radio soap Archers After Dark, recommendations, Future Greg, and a whole lot more!
Episode 83 (11/09/25) – We briefly touch on the shooting of divisive MAGA mouthpiece Charlie Kirk, and then swiftly move on to something equally divisive: the return of our ChatGPT-generated radio play The Depot, back by not-so-popular demand for Episode 19, in which Jack Mallory finds himself in unfamiliar surroundings. Then we take a look at some sci-fi and fantasy TV shows and movies that are in the pipeline, famous superhero quotes, the story of a man who walked past a chip shop, what really happened to the cars on Pimp My Ride, Barry buys a tennis racket stringing machine, repeat-watching movies, our new segment called “5 Minute Movies,” recommendations, Future Greg, and a whole lot more!
Episode 82 (05/09/25) - On this week's episode, Baz and Greg are joined by ex fellow CHTF podcast host, Johnny Ribena, and they're chatting about 90's deep voice trailer guys, Cadbury's adverts (old and new), the Top 10 cheapest supermarkets, an improv of 3 Italian men working in an ice cream van, an interview with Ben Kingsley, a noughties style pop/dance tune about going out and partying, what TV or movie character would be the best to swap lives with for a week, going on a date with a lady made of potatoes? An improvised drama set in Fleet St during the 80's, the death of Purple Acky, the top 10 wealthiest wrestlers, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 81 (28/08/25) - The last ever feedback for our Chat GPT generated radio play ‘The Depot' (as it has now finished), the most desirable skills (if you could learn one instantly), Rylan Clark stoking the anti immigration fire, are people born lucky or do they make their own luck? The origins of Smiths (and all) crisps, an improv of Frank Smith trying to sell his first pack of crisps to a pub landlord in the 1920's, decisions that change your life more than you expected, the story of an old lady who has never had an orgasm, things you would ask your future self, some of the craziest World Records, is technology making life simpler or more complicated? a short reenactment of The Shining, our improvised radio soap ‘Archers After Dark', recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 80 (21/08/25) - A surprise bit of “feedback” for The Depot (which has now been banished to the back end of the show), anti immigration racists, how to woo different famous ladies from history, Greg talks about his trip to the Battle of Britain Bunker in Uxbridge and the subsequent pub crawl, the truth behind the making of the Carry On films, has Chris Pratt been secretly cancelled? How Barry's Grandad won the Victoria Cross, Bonnie Blue meeting the Ibiza Final Level Boss, a man who owns lots of buses, Jim Davidson's ‘You Stream', an interview with Tommy Fury, the 18th (and probably last) episode of The Depot, Megadeth splitting up, our improvised radio soap ‘Archers After Dark', a Dead Celebrity Seance, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 79 (14/08/25) - More “feedback” for ‘The Depot' before episode 17. Then there's the last episode of Masterchef to feature both of it's recently cancelled presenters, burial “fat tax”, Walkers 2 new permanent crisp flavours, lying about A levels, a ‘Dead Celebrity Seance' with the creator of the Freddo chocolate bar, a list of 7 movie performances so good that they ruined the actors careers, the old reality TV show “The Family”, the reality of killing your own child with one punch, Rod Stewart's concert with AI pals, Japanese Interval Walking, the Parkinsons medication that makes people horny, a man with a strange drinking problem in our agony aunt segment ‘You Be The Judge', an improv of someone giving a talk about the danger of knives, a re-enactment of a scene from Fight Club, our improvised radio soap ‘Archers After Dark', the life and works of Thora Hird in ‘Masters of Comedy', recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 78 (07/08/25) - More “feedback” for ‘The Depot' before episode 15. Then there's the price of jacket potatoes at a new jacket potato shop, an improv of Greg meeting the Gran that he never met, a ‘Dead Celebrity Seance”, a list of the best films of each year of the noughties, the realities of living on a houseboat (with extra rats), an improv of home-life with The Krankies, Strictly dancers doing coke, Jay Blades being a wrongun, the life and works of June Whitfield in ‘Masters of Comedy', our improvised radio soap ‘Archers After Dark', recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 77 (31/07/25) - Ozzy Osbourne's funeral, a heartfelt request from a super-fan of our Chat GPT generated crime drama ‘The Depot'. the reason Labradoodles were bred, Cat Deeley and Patrick Kielty splitting up, the women's and Under 21's football tournaments, the top 10 TV Westerns of the last 30 years, a man with a penchant for bottles of piss, Gregg Wallace's attempt to reinvent himself as a Men's Health guru and an interview with the man himself, an improvised beatbox duet, the life and works of Richard Briers in ‘Masters of Comedy', our improvised radio soap ‘Archers After Dark', recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 76 (24/07/25) - It's time for the Summer audit with special guest, Jacamo (Greg's brother) In the studio to give some live feedback and ensure everything's up to scratch on the pod (even though he and his brother have had a bit of a drink). We kick off with the next episode of the (literally) epic Chat GPT generated crime drama ‘The Depot'. Then there's the top 10 TV pilots, a "spicy" problem in our agony aunt segment 'You Be The Judge', the TV show ‘Frasier', a very short interview with Chris Hemsworth, a real life gangster granny, the return of ShoeZone in Aylesbury, bad times at an Oasis gig, a ‘Dead Celebrity Seance' our improvised radio soap ‘Archers After Dark', recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 75 (17/07/25) - Before the next episode of The Depot, Barry reads out yet even more feedback for said audio drama (that seems to be getting more popular by the week). Then there's Greg responding to some feedback for Archers After Dark, drunk school teachers, the highlights of our trip to Ely, over romanticised memories of food, Bono's performance at Live Aid, a quiz about Terry Wogan, being a “Butler in the buff”, a short 80's toy quiz, a list of the most loveable presenters on British TV, a special interview with David Attenborough, singing Enya in public, The Point cinema in Milton Keynes, the next thrilling installment of our new improvised radio soap ‘Archers After Dark', recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 74 (10/07/25) On this episode - Before the next episode, Barry reads out yet more feedback for The Depot. Then there's the return of Oasis, people who sing “whoop whoop” when listening to music, a fatal new homeowner celebration, a list of 10 critically acclaimed films that aren't actually very good, an interview with Ozzy Osbourne and one of the evil masked westerners from Squid Game, a quick fire list of celebrity wronguns, Reginald D Hunter, the truth about the author of ‘The Salt Path', a problematic Clint Eastwood film, bringing Zippy back for Gen Z, the next thrilling installment of our new improvised radio soap ‘Archers After Dark', recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 73 (03/07/25) On this episode - With intros out of the way we crack on with episode 10 of our Chat GPT generated audio play ‘The Depot', Kneecap & Bob Vylan at Glastonbury, a special audio clip from Greg's set at Glasto, Barry shares all the highlights of Jeff Bezos's wedding. The all time top 10 performances at Glastonbury, a mystery hole in a road, the death of Mark(Chopper)Read, clothes being dumped in Africa, Ringo Starr's son gets sacked from The Who, the vanishing of Tammy Lynn, a high fiving lollipop man, an old lady gets hit by an electric bike, Marks & Spencer's crazy sandwich range, Gary Numan's indecipherable singing at Glastonbury, elderly people being arrested for past crimes, Barry has another go at his audio only ventriloquist act, a special interview with a top celebrity chef, our new improvised radio soap ‘Archers After Dark', a dead celebrity seance, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 72 (26/06/25) On this episode - Before episode 9 of our Chat GPT generated audio play ‘The Depot' Barry reads out a special email from a big Hollywood director who is also a huge fan of The Depot and the main character, Jack Mallory and Greg loses some money then finds it again. Then there's the return of Will Smith, a new agony aunt problem in ‘You Be The Judge', a quiz about different acts debuts at Glastonbury, old letters from a stalker found in a river, 80's movies that couldn't be made today, a lesser known Queen song, a medley of songs about heroes, our new improvised radio soap ‘Archers After Dark', Barry tries to bring back the lost art of radio ventriloquism, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 71 (19/06/25) On this episode - Before episode 8 of our Chat GPT generated audio play ‘The Depot' we discuss the possibility that the scripts for The Archers and all of the TV soaps might now also be generated by Chat GPT and we receive another heartfelt letter from a fan of the show, then there's drug awareness through watching movies, depersonalization disorder, a list of 12 forgotten or lesser known movie gems from the summer of 1985, the life and works of Bill Wyman in our new segment ‘Masters Of Rock', a local man who found treasure whilst metal detecting after being inspired by TV show The Detectorists, a billionaire swallows a bee, a list of the 10 sexiest work uniforms ranked by Greg making weird noises, a man that held his own wake, a special episode of our old improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market/Building Site', a dead celebrity seance, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 70 (12/06/25) On this episode - More feedback (from dubious sources) about our Chat GPT generated audio play ‘The Depot' before launching into the gripping events of episode 7, Martin Scorcese gets angry trying to watch the Minecraft movie, the best 30 films of the last 30 years (according to an article on Screen Crush), an interview with Nicholas Cage (promoting his new film, The Surfer), a list of the best video games of the year (so far), the boy who died from spraying too much deodorant, telling people they smell, some ideas for the once proposed Only Fools and Horses spin off ‘Hot Rod', the end of an era with the last ever episode of our improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market/Building Site', a dead celebrity seance, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 69 tee hee (05/06/25) On this episode - Greg talks about his first mission with the SAS and what it was actually like going on a night patrol. episode 6 of our divisive new Chat GPT generated radio play ‘The Depot', Olly Murs quits a show, Russel Crowe in a chip shop, an attempt at playing the ‘wikipedia rabbit hole game' again (probably the last), the King gets a gift, a local murder, the end of WTF with Marc Maron, the works and various different members of The Grumbleweeds in ‘Masters of Comedy'(with “impressions”), our improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market/Building Site', a life hack for perverts, inappropriate laughter from the audience on The Chase, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 68 (29/05/25) On this episode - Greg hurts his knee and realises he'd be rubbish at being tortured, episode 5 of our divisive new Chat GPT generated radio play ‘The Depot', Andrew Lawrence being edgy/shit, Barry's new game “wikipedia rabbit hole”, an exclusive interview with John Krasinski (in town promoting the new Guy Ritchie film, Fountain Of Youth), indirectly disrespectful things to do at a wedding or a funeral, young people having heart attacks, the price of a pint in London, the works and life of Sarah Millican in ‘Barry's Masters of Comedy'(with “impressions”), the King's rose, our improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', a dead celebrity seance, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 67 (21/05/25) On this episode - Greg's new segment called ‘Animal of the week' some more feedback about CHTF's new Chat GPT generated radio play ‘The Depot' before episode 4, should gameshows ask contestants for their political and religious opinions instead of what jobs they do etc. Barry challenges Greg to name all the Pot Noodle flavours, Andy Dufresne's “impossible cell” in The Shawshank Redemption, an impression of a comedian opening a set after having their first kid, the lie behind ayahuasca, having a hologram of yourself to talk at your own funeral, Star Wars vs Star Trek, Peter Serafinowicz's regret at being in the Phantom Menace, a rundown of the top 20 medical dramas of all time, some ideas for some new characters for Beckenscott model village, a special interview with Tom Cruise, the Margaret Thatcher festival, Greg's most famous photo gets used again, the works and life of Syd Little in ‘Barry's Masters of Comedy'(with “impressions”), our improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', a dead celebrity seance, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 66 (15/05/25) On this episode - Greg shares some feedback about CHTF's new Chat GPT generated radio play ‘The Depot' with Barry and they discuss how they think it's going thus far before launching launch into the next “enthralling” episode, how to follow Queen at Live Aid, another interesting quandary in our agony aunt segment ‘You Be The Judge', Gwyneth Paltrow back on the carbs, Natalie Cassidy leaving Eastenders and some of her most famous storylines as Sonia Jackson, the works and life of Victoria Wood in ‘Barry's Masters of Comedy'(this week Greg reads Wikipedia and Barry does “impressions”), the new pope, not looking at your phone, AI being unable to recreate your likeness (unless you're famous), an impression of a Blue Riband chocolate bar (if it could speak), our improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', a dead celebrity seance, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 65 (01/05/25) On this episode - Greg's pal starring in the new reality dating show ‘Cheat: Unfinished Business', an attempt to name all the Star Wars movies in chronological order, the history of the Blue Riband bar, the second episode of our new Chat GPT generated radio play ‘The Depot', Greg's grandad's contribution to WW2, a guess the Blue Peter animal quiz, the disgusting right wing conspiracy news publication “The Light”, the works and life of Pauline Quirke in ‘Barry's Masters of Comedy'(with “impressions”), our improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', a dead celebrity seance, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 64 (24/04/25) On this episode - The realities of working as a security guard at Glastonbury and other festivals, the first episode of our new Chat GPT generated radio play ‘The Depot', the amount of time it would take to get a recap on the entire history of your favourite soaps (via Youtube videos), a ‘guess the movie by the synopsis' quiz and another quiz that's very similar to the board game ‘Herd Mentality', a new mini song called ‘Weekend Drinker'(with obligatory tech house remix), the works and life of Clive Dunn in ‘Barry's Masters of Comedy'(with “impressions”), the story of how Sara Pascoe settled down?, our improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', a dead celebrity seance, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 63 (17/04/25) On this episode - We start with Barry's second new idea for a cop show after realising there's already a Bafta winning TV show called ‘Shetland' that has been around for over a decade. Then Greg talks about the thrill of winning a giant charity pub quiz almost single handedly, Barry's Easter egg facts, going off Cadbury's Cream Eggs as you get older, Katy Perry going to space, the works and life of Willy Rushton in ‘Barry's Masters of Comedy'(with “impressions”), police officers who are better off at home, confusing onion rings, the exorbitant amount of energy used by Chat GPT to create pictures of action figures, SNL coming to the UK?, Fire Festival 2, a recap of the story so far in our improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market' (before the latest episode), recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 62 (10/04/25) On this episode - To kick things off, special guest, Jacamo (making his quarterly appearance) talks about his holiday in Thailand and the excitement of being caught in the recent earthquake out there. Then there's Mad Max's real name, interesting stories behind well known parts of 2 classic songs, news reporters that seem happy to be reporting a disaster, the works and life of Geoffrey Hughes in 'Barry's Masters of Comedy' (with “impressions”), an improv of how to deal with a drunk customer as a security officer, the Omaze house house giveaways, preferring moody shop workers to overly friendly ones and our own experiences working in various customer service roles, remembering TV show This Is Your Life, the charges against Russel Brand, remembering Val Kilmer's finest roles (including Doc Holiday and a commonly misquoted line), more ideas for Barry's detective show 'Shetland', forgotten pop stars, a ‘Dead Celebrity Seance', recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 61 (03/04/25) On this episode - With introductions out of the way Greg discusses some feedback he received about his arse wiping technique and explains himself a bit further. Then we take a look at the works and life of Geoffrey Palmer in ‘Barry's Masters of Comedy' (with “impressions”), a man who has eaten 2 Big Macs a day for most of his life, a tribute to Captain Tom (5 years on), W.H.Smith's name change, car cleaning troubles in ‘You Be The Judge”, more ideas for Barry's detective show 'Shetland', forgotten pop stars, your phone/Google reading your mind, making music that at first you think is good but then change your mind when you play it to someone, a choose your own adventure story called ‘The Ungrateful Listener', an improv of a man pretending to be able to fly a plane, Greg as a 'Street Angel', Bruce Parry's return to TV, tribes and drugs, 10 forgotten movie gems of the 1980's, our weekly improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', a ‘Dead Celebrity Seance', recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 60 (27/03/25) On this episode - Barry and Greg commence proceedings by talking about the reality of staying in touch with friends you've met on a college course, and Greg talks about his practical exams for Security/SAS school. Then there's Barry testing Greg on how he would deal with a specific security issue, Larry Grayson in our ‘Masters of Comedy' segment (including incredibly accurate impressions), things that seagulls eat, reimagining the movie Tough Guys, ultra marathon runners, Greg plays a new song he's been working on, Barry tests Greg on actors that have appeared in the TV show ‘Minder', Joe Swash & Stacey Solomon's new reality show, the English version of Last One Laughing Amazon Prime, the story of a person who covertly took photos of men in a public toilet, the ultimate arse wipe method, our weekly improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', a ‘Dead Celebrity Seance', recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 59 (20/03/25) On this episode - Barry and Greg kick off talking about their respective college courses and tutors having meltdowns. Then there's Barry attempting to take a deep dive into the life and works of Jasper Carrot in Barry's' Masters of Comedy' (interspersed with incredibly bad impressions of Jasper Carrot by Greg), Greg reads out a Hog Roast menu made by AI (and Barry) that's been tailor made just for him, our agony aunt section ‘You Be The Judge', when astronauts return to earth and how scary space is, Barry tests Greg on some physical training techniques, Barry's new idea for a cop show, the greatest reggae song?, the new Black Mirror series, the budget food range ‘Jack's', Michael Portillo “on the packet”, our favourite ghosts, Sarah Green aging like a fine wine, our weekly improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', a ‘Dead Celebrity Seance', recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 58 (13/03/25) On this episode - Barry and Greg kick off talking about having that nasty cold that's going about, a new segment from Barry called ‘The Masters of Comedy' where he discusses the lives and works of famous comedians from the past (this week Barry is looking at 70's household name, Dick Emery), the shopping trolley scale trial at Tescos, Barry makes up some showbiz news, a new super hero called ‘Eggy Bubble Man', another made up showbiz story, an impression of Alison Hammond in a David Lynch movie, the possibility of the new James Bond being American, imagining Natalie Cassidy playing The Witcher, the CGI monkey dogs in Gladiator 2, an impression of Neil Gaiman paying his babysitter, some more impressions (including a victorian man seeing donuts for the first time), watching films when you've forgotten you've already watched them, an improv of Barry being a Personal Trainer to Greg, our agony aunt section ‘You Be The Judge', our weekly improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', a ‘Dead Celebrity Seance', recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 57 (06/03/25) On this episode - Greg does some housekeeping from last week's episode and gives his take on this year's Oscar wins. Then there's controversy at the Brits, fake celebrity endorsed crypto ads, the return of Bergerac, an impression of Alison Hammond advertising Comic Relief and the actual new Comic Relief advert, our new agony aunt segment ‘You be the Judge', the disgusting antics of Paddy Power, the concept of ‘The Rapture', John Bodkin Adams (the forgotten serial killer), some amazing impressions (including Jeff Goldblum ordering a Greggs for the first time), the importance of sleep, Barry challenges Greg to guess what was on telly on Saturday 13th March 1999, our weekly improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', a ‘Dead Celebrity Seance', recommendations, the triumphant return of Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 56 (27/02/25) On this episode - Greg makes a bit of a joke about joining the SAS and does a shout out for a new listener to the podcast. Then we discuss the “spectrum of humour” and how some people (as with music) have more eclectic tastes than others, the suspicious deaths of Gene Hackman and his family, the cancellation of Neighbours, Greg's attempt to play and sing ‘The Air That I Breathe” by the Hollies, Amazon taking over the Bond franchise, the original plot of Ian Fleming's Moonraker, a new agony aunt problem to resolve, Gordon Ramsey's new cooking show, 70's folk rock group ‘Lindisfarne' and their lead singer Alan Hull, Greg pretends to be a Tesco worker and Barry pretends to be his boss and give him an appraisal, the new ‘SNL at 50' documentaries, our weekly improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', a ‘Dead Celebrity Seance', recommendations, Greg attempts to play and sing the podcast out with Radiohead's Creep and a whole lot more!
Episode 55 (20/02/25) On this episode - The continuing idiotic and evil behaviour of Trump and Musk and the impossibility of avoiding all the bad news, Greg attends a security guard training course so he can get paid to go to festivals and makes some new pals, some additional info about some stuff talked about last week, Phil's flash back in Eastenders and the live episodes, reimagining a new ‘Mummy' movie, the outrageous price of framing pictures, our favourite American sandwiches, Subway vs Quiznos and when Subway first came to the UK, the under appreciated acting efforts and credits of Ron Moody, 2 movies that time has forgot, new dating shows designed to cause arguments, a story about 2 tier policing, the Stormzy McDonalds meal and Greg's recreation of the advert for it, our weekly improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', recommendations and a whole lot more!
Episode 54 (13/02/25) On this episode - A quick impression of Steven Bartlett interviewing Davina McCall, the Metropolitan Police Surron electric bike squad, the difference between jail and prison, Super Bowl LIX, an agony aunt letter about someone who washes infrequently but doesn't smell, Barry asks Greg if he likes soup, sharing videos on your WhatsApp group that someone else has already shared, an impression of Gino D'Acampo working at Greggs, the smell of fear?, Peter Kay having someone forcibly removed from a gig, a couple who bought a moth infested house, Gordon Ramsey shunning Gino D'Acampo, a family holiday rental with a difference, a story about a man who survived an avalanche, a dead celebrity seance, our weekly improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', more Jordan Petersen on Doctor Who, recommendations and a whole lot more!
Episode 53 (06/01/25) On this episode - Greg apologises for interrupting the podcast to point out Barry's mispronunciations, Gino Di Campo's alleged behaviour, men sitting in chairs with their legs crossed, Greg reads out some messages from a girl that he's very unlikely to go on a date with and then attempts to play some Beethoven on the keyboard, people that care too much about football, Barry talks about having multiple “false awakening” dreams, a man who died from not being able to sleep, trying to guess what happened in the new Martin Clunes drama ‘Out There', Billy Butlin, Barry goes to Lidl for the first time, the new Bridget Jones movie and Greg's attempt to recreate the trailer, a new local drama college that's opening, a man who was ghosted by his best friend, an alternative ending to ‘The Shawshank Redemption', Madonna doing stand up, Greg attempts to play With or Without You by U2 on the keyboard whilst singing along with Barry, a dead celebrity seance, our weekly improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 52 (30/01/25) On this episode - Barry and Greg pay tribute to 20 years of The Great British Menu, Greg attempts to explain the end of Season 2 of Traitors to Barry (who's never watched it) and then talks about some observations from the show that have amused him so far, Barry mispronounces a lot of words (quelle surprise) whilst talking about the latest (at time of recording) episode of Beast Games, showers or baths?, King Arthur or Merlin?, a news story about a lady with interchangeable noses, the Robbie William's chimp movie, middle class mums taking mushroom oil, Ruby Franke (the crazy mormon mum) and her daughter's book deal, a pretend tea tasting, the best way to escape Alcatraz, Greg and Barry recreate some trailers (word for word and sound for sound) for some classic movies, our weekly improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', Wynn Evans possibly being the next Greg Wallace, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 51 (23/01/25) On this episode - Greg kicks off with an apology for talking for too long about his music and then talks about his music. He then does a huge back peddle on TV show ‘The Traitors' having now watched a season and shares what he's learned about it so far. Then there's Trump's inauguration, Nigel Farage vs Tommy Robinson, the fact that Indiana Jones doesn't appear to wash his clothes, an abysmal sketch about a sandwich shop, a ‘behind the scenes' skit with Rolf Harris and a young TV show runner, a look forward to anymore possible natural disasters that might happen this year (due to climate change), wearing Dr Martens boots with jogging bottoms? People who say they're going to carry on working after winning the lottery, Barry challenges Greg to guess what was on TV on the 23/01/95 (exactly 30 years ago), favourite biscuits, Jay Blades's absence from The Repair Shop, Bradley Walsh's observational humour on The Chase, problematic lyrics in old songs, the lyrics to the song '24 hrs from Tulsa', Marina Hyde's TV show ‘The Franchise' getting axed, our weekly improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 50 (16/01/25) On this episode - The Navy Seals on Beast Games, Greg feeling increasing pressure (as a telly addict) to get into the TV show Traitors, some more predictions for the year 2025 (this time from 30 years ago), Let's Get Ready To Rumble by PJ & Duncan (as a ballad), a look forward at some feature length documentaries coming out in 2025, the smells of other people's houses, a “guess the real channel 5 documentary” quiz, Barry's new movie idea abut a freestyle rapper that has to save an orphanage, our weekly improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', the inventor of the laughter track that's used for TV shows, different nicknames for building trades, an impression of a man whose dog helped him get through lockdown, an impression of Brian Harvey getting a late food delivery, an alternative storyline for ‘The Wicker Man', a ‘Dead Celebrity Seance', more Jordan Peterson talking about Dr Who, recommendations, Future Greg (with a premiere of his new Grime tune) and a whole lot more!
Episode 49 (09/01/25) On this episode - A run down of some of the biggest fails of 2024 (in entertainment, politics and everything else), Greg talks about some of his Xmas presents and his new year's resolution to be a bit more stoic, some famous philosophical approaches to seeing in the new year, an improvised audition for Riverdance, a woman that was ironically duped by the Keanu Reeves romance scam, some incredibly bad impressions of celebrities that have lost their houses in the LA fires, quarter life crises vs midlife crises, young people vs the Reform Party, attempts to hum and scat the University Challenge theme tune, refusing to watch Traitors, the Beast Games on Amazon Prime, 100 year old predictions for the year 2025, Shane Ward and The Good ship Murder, films to look out for in 2025, our weekly improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', Jordan Peterson's ideal Dr Who, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 48 (24/12/24) - Not knowing when we would next get an opportunity to record, we decided to record an episode on Xmas eve after a couple of festive drinks and managed to wrangle Greg's brother, Jacamo (visiting for Xmas) into the chat as well. On this episode - Imagining an evening with Shane Richie & Bradley Walsh, Jacamo talks about seeing Shane Richie at a party once, the new voice of Wallace in the latest Wallace & Gromit feature, Greg's attempt at doing Wallace's voice along with various other impressions that Barry and Jacamo challenge him to do, our weekly improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market' (with a special guest star), Greg discusses a cycle/foot path rage incident he was involved in and his regrets at the way he dealt with it, the best way to watch all the xmas TV without recording anything, octopuses or cockroaches?, Greg pretends to audition for Starlight Express, a small round up of some of our favourite horror/thriller films of the year, celebrity break ups, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 47 (19/12/24) - Barry and Greg take an even deeper dive into this year's Xmas Radio Times to compare the big 4 channels (BBC1,BBC2,ITV & Channel 4) programming over the big 3 days (Xmas Eve,Xmas Day & Boxing Day), then there's more “Christmas Aylesbury Market”, some more alternate storylines to some well known Xmas movies, recommendations and a whole lot more!
Episode 46 (12/12/24) - Barry and Greg take a deep dive into this year's Xmas Radio Times to discuss what's on the box over the festive period. Then there's Mariah Carey and Ryland Clark, Nigel Farage trying to get the young vote, the fall of Assad in Syria, the curse of Strictly Come Dancing? People who work at the tip, Barry reads out some alternate storylines to some well known Xmas movies/book, the first Xmas episode of our improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', a dead celebrity seance, recommendations, future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 45 (05/12/24) - Greg talks about spending too much time arguing with Trump/Musk fans and religious people on social media app ‘Threads', cheap housing in Blackpool, details of some celebrity spousal abuse (courtesy of the FBI), car park companies that take liberties, memories of Harold Bishop losing his memory, Band Aid at 40, radio stations in shops, a rubbish idea for a tattoo, the Welsh people that weren't invaded by the Romans, a quiz about the different costumes Mr Ben used to wear, movies that were overlooked at the cinema but were popular on home release, Barry asks Greg what a “land of Weetabix” would be like, an improv of taking on old plastic kettle on The Antiques Roadshow, stupid YouTube auditors, Barry's new idea for a Hallmark Xmas movie, a dead celebrity seance, recommendations, future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 44 (28/11/24) - The dangers of methanol in alcohol, dodgy taxi drivers, can a Lenor bed get any fresher? A look at some more Xmas adverts, the return of boy band ‘The Wanted', crappy banana art, Jason Statham's issues with electrician's working on his house, Greg tries another Baileys knock off liqueur, a Gen Z girl's favourite album picks from her dad's collection (that she'd never previously heard of), a few impressions of Greg Wallace being inappropriate, an interview with Queen Camilla and a 70's comedian, Maggie Thatcher vs The National Lottery, our improv soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', Barry reads out another touching poem to one of his nans, Greg gets a new kettle, movie reviews, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 43 (21/11/24) - The danger of potholes to Rod Stewart's sports cars and Greg's electric bike, Barry & Greg try out new Twitter/X rival apps ‘Blue Sky' & ‘Threads' respectively, Heston Blumenthal getting triggered by ‘The Bear', a smooth Mars bar that went viral, the mystery of Chocolate Baileys, Greg tries an exciting new Liqueur from Asda, David Lynch smoking at the age of 8, a dating app update from Greg, a new idea for a TV reality/game show called ‘4 In a Shed', Barry & Greg do a better version of a game that featured on one of their sister podcasts ‘The Rest Is Entertainment', Barry reads out an agony aunt question for Greg to answer, Barry's fun time doing karaoke for Children In Need, Clarkson and the farmers, a look at a couple more of this year's Xmas TV adverts, a woman who has visited every country in the world, our improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', a dead celebrity seance, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 42 (14/11/24) - A first look at some Xmas TV ads, some amusing feedback for Greg's new music video and the podcast in general, dodgy talent agents, working for Better Help, the cancellation of Ninja Warrior, Ninja Warrior vs Gladiators, murderous DJ/lorry drivers, private jets destroying the environment, Barry's new idea for a screenplay for a Xmas Hallmark movie, remembering Tony Todd and the true story behind The Candyman, Barry reads out a loving tribute to his Nan (Inspired by Pete Best on Strictly), the little known about and expensive substance called Ambergris, young people doing bottomless brunches, a local nightclub turning into a comedy club, 22 kids and counting, the madness of new potatoes for xmas, our improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', a dead celebrity seance, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 41 (07/10/24) - First we address the Republican elephant in the room with the American election result and the new reign of Trump. Then there's Somali TikTok battles and prisoners doing TikTok live from prison, the return of Bojo and Farage, the danger of fireworks in letterboxes, a couple who kept their wedding cake for 60 years, an alternative version of Walk Like An Egyptian, a “short celebrity height” quiz (that is also short), Lenny Henry's old characters and shows, a potential grittier remake of The Krays movie, a look back at the movie ‘The Bodyguard', dance partners touching each other on Strictly, the longest running TV ad campaigns, the lack of intelligent celebrities on House of Games, the sneakiness of cancer, a local nightclub closure, the dangers of abusing ketamine, our improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', a dead celebrity seance, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 40 (31/10/24) - Greg talks about making his new music video and the challenges of doing complicated green screen scenes, Barry's “News story of the week”, juggling window cleaners, Tarantino's dismissal of the new Dune movies, the connection between Helen Mirren and Kurt Cobain, Al Pacino's new book, whether it's better to work at one place for a long time or lots of different places for a short time, arguing with Tommy Robinson fans on TikTok, the purity of street cocaine throughout the years and the ubiquity of it's use now, the ancient civilisation found with a Google search, the guilt of not using gadgets you've bought, the latest instalment of our improvised sitcom ‘Aylesbury Market', a review of Terrifier 3, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 39 (24/10/24) - This week is the Halloween Special and our friend Pru fills in for absent Johnny to talk about a quirky Polish news story, Pru's recent climb of Ben Nevis, generation X cocaine fatalities, the joy of electric pushbikes, P Diddy “freak offs”, appropriate age gaps when dating, Johnny's reaction to a Blade Runner inspired hip hop tune that Greg made, things with the same name that are very different, crossover branding of consumer products with movies, racists dying in prison, getting cancelled, some spooky Halloween ghost stories, our improvised soap opera “Aylesbury Market”, Barry shares a special technique to be good at spot the difference puzzles, celebrity seance, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 38 (17/10/24) - Male victims of domestic abuse, Gregg Wallace talking dirty, the death of Liam Payne and why it should've been Harry, the man with 3 penises, TikTok addiction, an impression of Craig Charles laughing, the 3rd instalment of our improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', Craig Charles's 90's TV show ‘Funky Bunker', strange things to find on driveways, Johnny's struggles to ride a bike, Celebrity Seance, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 37 (12/10/24) - Alternative uses for Kinder egg toy capsules, having a normal handshake with Paul Hollywood, the local news story of a man being ID'd for heartburn liquid, the danger of getting a cone head from head spinning, prompts on dating apps, matter of fact murder confessions, Matthew Kelly's return to TV, potential new presenters of Stars In Their Eyes (if it were to return to TV), Greg watches Bad Boys for the first time, prison break films, Maggie Thatcher's war with the Falklands, eating out of bins, working conditions in the Chinese Barbie factory, the laziness of English people compared to foreigners, the end of Total Film magazine, the next thrilling instalment of our new improvised soap opera ‘Aylesbury Market', the working classes use of cocaine, dead celebrity seance, Ryan Reynolds vs TJ Miller, the best way to explain who Giovanni Ribisi is, Gary Oldman in Slow Horses, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 36 (03/10/24) - Semi benevolent burglars, assisted death, Greg discusses the creative process behind 2 of his new tunes, Barry describes one of his dreams and Greg tries to analyse it, a gripping new improvised soap opera called “Aylesbury Market”, the dated pastime of naming things after women's breasts, movies & TV shows that are older than you think, waiting for lifts home from school when you were a child, cartoon and TV crossovers, entertainment news, an impression of Shirley Temple, the scariest and most dangerous books, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
Episode 35 (26/09/24) - Philip Schofield's return to TV, Barry attempts to fact check Future Greg, Mohammed Al Fayed ripping off Michael Jackson, the Anthony Joshua fight, waterproof trousers, cheap outdoor brands, slap fighting, impressions of Keir Starmer? Explorers' ghost companions, dining and dashing, gift card fraud, funny dating app messages, celebrity SAS, the best choice of 3 super powers, a dark explanation of the term “the lesser of two evils”, Joe Rogan being thick again, Mr Beast's influencer games, recommendations, Future Greg and a whole lot more!
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