John Branyan's Comedy Sojourn Podcast

Neighbor, do you have ANY idea what sort of sports they're getting into Over the Pond? Let us tell you... Then, PDA--but not public displays of affection. This is a super mysterious neurological problem where people don't like being told what to do. Later: Have you seen the movie "Rounders" with Matt Damon. It's either a brillian tragedy or the worst movie ever made. Write to tell us which you think it is. (Also--when was the last time you saw someone reading a physical newspaper?) Contact John Branyan, the Comedian, at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .

Man, we had a blast diving into this chat about robotics, AI, and all that nostalgic stuff that just hits us right in the feels. We were cracking up, talking about how robots and AI are sneaking into our everyday lives—think self-driving cars or that Roomba zipping around our floors. We got to joking about what the future’s gonna look like with all this tech, laughing about how we might end up arguing with our toasters someday. And those old commercials? Oh man, we were losing it, swapping memories of jingles that still live rent-free in our heads. Then we went full-on memory lane, swapping stories about the quirky origins of peanut butter and our love for snacks like Oreos—yep, we’re the ones twisting ‘em apart for that creamy center. It got us thinking about how food, especially cookies, shaped our childhood vibes, like sharing one was a total power move at school. We even chuckled about the physics of food collisions, picturing cookies crumbling in epic lunchroom battles. We were cracking up about how some of our favorite snacks just vanished—like, where’d they go? We’re still out here chasing the perfect cookie. Then we got to chatting about Indiana’s food scene, sharing stories about its exports like ducks and popcorn. The whole convo was just us vibing, tossing out funny anecdotes and insights about food, culture, and all those little quirks we grew up with.

Our real-life friend Kyrsti is at the table today, Neighbor! Is there any substitute for Real Life Community? The answer is NO! But we spend 50 minutes talking about why... Also, the PodNinja found a video that proves we were too hard on him last week. Listen as he brings more evidence to prove we ARE in the middle of a cultural shift, by golly! Email the Comedian's family (and friends!) at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

In this episode, we engage in a humorous and insightful conversation that begins with our light-hearted cover of the theme song. We delve into the surprising topic of George Washington's ponytail, exploring historical hairstyles and their significance. We then shift to discussing Washington's strict rules of civility, particularly regarding punctuality and manners for guests. Finally, we tackle the absurdity of modern food definitions, particularly tacos, highlighting how the meaning of food items has evolved over time. Our episode blends humor with historical insights, making for an entertaining and thought-provoking listen. In our lively conversation, we delve into the complexities of food identity, particularly focusing on tacos and their various interpretations. We explore the cultural nuances of Mexican cuisine, the impact of American adaptations, and the humorous misunderstandings that arise from culinary terminology. We also touch on the painful experiences associated with hygiene products from our childhood, blending nostalgia with humor. In this conversation, we explore various health trends, particularly the rise of cold therapy and how it compares to traditional methods like saunas. We humorously discuss detox myths, the absurdities of health fads, and the dynamics of family responsibilities, all while weaving in our personal anecdotes and light-hearted banter. Our conversation culminates in a reflection on the economics of parenting and the lessons we teach our children about value and responsibility.

Hey, Neighbor! Why do YOU think there's an unopened package of ping pong balls on the McKinney's table? The possibilities are endless, when you think about it...Next: The Peaches decided to unfollow a Prolife Blogger who doesn't talk much about Prolife causes anymore. His new focus is talking about racism. Which begs the question: doesn't he owe some Progressives/Liberals an apology for coming late to this party?Later: How much does a person's opinion change from election season to election season? We can't name a single person (whose hand we are able to shake) who has changed positions on any major issues lately. We can name a handful of celebrities, who we don't actually know. Plug in with your Real World community, Neighbor! If the YouTube commenters are telling you "get a new church" then keep the church and ditch the YouTube "community." Contact The Comedian John Branyan by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com , especially to send us your special uses for ping pong balls!

In our usual chaotic fashion, we've been riffing on everything from the sheer impossibility of whistling when someone's watching (seriously, why does that happen?) to the absolute treasures (and occasional horrors) you can unearth at Goodwill. Then, because we're classy like that, we dove headfirst into the puzzling world of puzzles – are they worth redoing? Do they actually make your family like you more? The jury's still out. But hold onto your hats, because things got delightfully weird when we stumbled upon a Danish birthday thing involving cinnamon. Apparently, if you're still flying solo at 25, your pals think the appropriate response is to coat you in the stuff. It's like, their version of a gentle nudge? Anyway, we couldn't help but compare that to our own charmingly awkward American birthday traditions, like the classic butt-smack (ouch?) and those cards that are just aggressively sarcastic. Honestly, we got to thinking about how these bizarre rituals even start and why we keep doing them. It's all a bit bonkers when you really look at it, right? Speaking of bonkers, we also had a bit of a deep dive into faith, the good book, and the whole being-human shebang. We chewed on the whole "divine perfection versus our hot mess express" situation, swapped some Bible story takes, and generally pondered why context is pretty much everything when you're trying to figure out ancient texts. So yeah, that's the kind of brain spaghetti we've been cooking up for you.

Since you're our neighbor, you probably noticed that John has been landscaping THE PUDDIN' out of his lawn! This has involved digging, chicken poop, and a bunch of wildflower seeds... But not a robotic lawnmower (yet). Then, John was SHOCKED to discover that his beloved daughter (The Peaches) took a turn toward Feminism this week. You'll never guess what she said to blow his mind. Later, The Pod Ninja (Luke) literally falls asleep while his wife his talking... That's not an exaggeration or punchline. He literally nods off while recording. Happy Mother's Day, Neighbor! To contact the Comedian, John Branyan, or the rest of this family, simply email nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

In this engaging podcast episode, the speakers explore various themes including the misconceptions surrounding Christianity and acceptance, the absurdity of movie portrayals versus real-life reactions, and the humor found in everyday situations. They also discuss the potential for reimagining traditional practices like bullfighting in a comedic light, and the idea of adding unpredictability to sports for entertainment. Through humor and insightful commentary, they highlight the absurdities of life and the importance of finding laughter in serious topics. In this engaging conversation, the hosts explore various themes surrounding childhood experiences, including the necessity of trauma for growth, humorous comparisons between matadors and luchadores, sibling dynamics illustrated through a pot pie debate, and the psychology of envy in adulthood. They also delve into the distinctiveness of the Cybertruck, questioning societal perceptions of uniqueness and desirability.

Neighbor, we have a solution for you if you don't like to drink water. Just drink Kool-Aid and call it "water!" How much "stuff" do you need to add to water before you can't call it "water" anymore? And exactly how much liquid is there in "a squeeze?" We tackle these important questions--and we share a couple great snack options if you like eating entire cloves of garlic... Then: The Internet is all a-buzz because a lady used a racial slur on a kid. So how much attention should we pay to WHATEVER outrage is sweeping the internet. And when should we just turn off the phone? Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

While Juan is roaming the countryside, Hans Fiene joins Luke and John. Hosts delve into various topics ranging from the unfulfilling nature of salads to the complexities of carbonated water preferences. They explore the nuances of iced tea, the fascination with different types of salt, and even the surprising origins of white sand beaches. The discussion takes a humorous turn as they ponder the ethics of archaeology and the concept of geocaching in the afterlife. Finally, they tackle the futility of lawn care and the lack of middle-ground options in pain management, all while maintaining a light-hearted and engaging tone. In this engaging conversation, the speakers delve into various topics ranging from the intense pain of kidney stones and the controversial use of pain relief drugs, to the unique experience of online education and the quirks of daily life. They humorously compare the challenges of high school to those of prison, and reflect on the impact of modern technology on personal relationships and navigation. The discussion is filled with witty banter and insightful observations, making it both entertaining and thought-provoking.

Oh, dear, we're poised to be misunderstood with this one... First of all, welcome. But not VERY welcome. Then: The concept of Artificial Intelligience has given us some Big Thoughts--linking back to controversial topics that have landed us in trouble before. Are there creatures walking around who LOOK like "humans," but are actually soul-less...and therefore NOT "people?" This question understandably makes Luke very uncomfortable, and we spend most of the episode trying to make him feel better. But eventually, we get to the point: that AI isn't human, and we've found a new way to make it tell hilarious jokes...but only when it's not "trying." Contact the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com to weigh in!

In this conversation, the hosts explore a variety of topics ranging from humorous anecdotes about music and Beethoven's unique methods to deeper discussions about faith, the role of Pope Francis, and the nature of Catholicism. They also reflect on the significance of Jesus' resurrection and share personal insights on parenting and the challenges of raising children. In this lively conversation, the hosts explore various themes related to parenting, food, and the peculiarities of animals. They discuss the joys and challenges of parenting, the idea of mini dairy cows, the oddities of chickens, and the differences between fresh and store-bought eggs. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they delve into the unpleasant smells of chicken houses and the science of odors. They also reflect on Easter traditions and the concept of feasting, leading to a discussion about food festivals and seasonal produce. In this lively conversation, the hosts explore a variety of topics ranging from the quirky delights of a pork festival to the mundane yet relatable discussions about drywall and DIY projects. They share humorous anecdotes about family legacies involving anvils and delve into the world of murder mysteries in television, reflecting on how crime dramas captivate audiences. The conversation is filled with laughter, insights, and a touch of nostalgia, making it a delightful listen for anyone interested in comedy and everyday life.

John had a pretty shockingly small crowd at his most recent show. But--he was in the same room with real human beings, and that's happening less and less these days! The future of stand-up comedy seems to be uncertain. But, good riddance, amiright? Why did people EVER want to watch someone be funny? That's super weird, when you think about it. Then: what makes The Peaches laugh? Oh, kid quotes, for sure. And also forcing loved ones to try things that are unreasonable bad-tasting. Later: social media skews our perception of reality. It shows us more of what we're already clicking. But what about the people who are fighting racism? Are they spending too much time sitting on busses with Crazy Guys? Contact John Branyan and the rest of The Comedian's Family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com...

The hosts explore a variety of topics ranging from nostalgic references to the classic show Dragnet, to discussions about fishing laws, the struggles of sea turtles, the behavior of killer whales, and the unique migration patterns of crabs. They also delve into culinary curiosities, debating the edibility of various unusual foods and the experiences of trying new things. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor, making it an enjoyable listen for anyone interested in nature and food. In this lively conversation, the hosts explore a variety of topics ranging from the taste of raw and sweetened coconut to the unique Japanese method of wood preservation known as Shoshugiban. They discuss the practicality of flooding a restaurant with clean water as a protective measure and share humorous anecdotes about dining experiences. The conversation also touches on MIT's booby trap tradition and the complexities of sharing music preferences among friends, highlighting the intersection of personal privacy and social connections. In this conversation, the hosts explore various themes surrounding music, church culture, and societal norms. They discuss the evolution of romantic music, the changing landscape of church music, and the cultural references that shape modern church services. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they analyze a controversial church advertisement that coincides with 420, leading to deeper theological discussions about God and suffering. The hosts also reflect on the irony and humor found in religious contexts, particularly in relation to societal expectations and norms.

Welcome to the Table of the Comedian Next Door! Since comedy is all about accuracy, John really needs to clarify some things he has been known to say about California. (Meanwhile, the Peaches is a little caffeinated.) Then: What in the WORLD is going on in Canada? They're "helping" their citizens kill themselves, and you will be surprised at the number of Canadians who took the offer in 2023 alone! Finally: What's the exchange rate of Canadian, Australian, and US dollars? We still don't know because math is hard.

This time around, the hosts explore various themes ranging from the technical aspects of podcasting to cultural differences between the South and North, travel anecdotes, and the nuances of manners and punctuality. They share humorous insights about driving experiences and reminisce about car culture, all while maintaining a light-hearted and entertaining tone. In this engaging conversation, the hosts explore themes of regional hospitality, weather differences, seasonal challenges, and humorous encounters with nature's pests. They share personal anecdotes about their experiences with Southern hospitality, the quirks of different climates, and the ongoing battle against carpenter bees and moles. The discussion is filled with humor and insights into how people adapt to their environments and the unique challenges they face. In this conversation, the hosts explore various humorous and insightful topics ranging from the intelligence of crows and their interactions with humans, to family dynamics and biblical lessons, as well as culinary preferences and the secrets within relationships. The discussion is filled with light-hearted banter and personal anecdotes, creating an engaging atmosphere. Sound Bites "You guys ready? Is it good?" "If you're on time, you're late." "Old people drag race." "They're genuinely good people." "Corn dogs are barely palatable." "You can't take the heat?" "It's amazing what they can do." "Crows hold grudges." "You gotta watch those guys." "You can cook out at Cookout."

John calls in to his own podcast because he's STILL driving through this never-ending road trip. Does he have a good reason for choosing NOT to fly from Indiana to Texas? He'll answer that. This is one of your regular reminders that being a traveling comedian has its pros AND its cons. Later: Garage fires and homemade bombs. Sometimes unsupervised kids will do the darndest things! (And unsupervised uncles, too.) Chalk it up to life lessons and hands-on learning! Contact the Comedian's Family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com.

In this conversation, the hosts delve into the frustrations surrounding modern appliances, the challenges of finding replacement parts, and the evolution of repair culture. They discuss the disposable nature of contemporary technology, the conspiracy of brands controlling the market, and the nostalgia for older technology. The conversation also touches on the implications of modern devices like the iPhone and the impact of software updates on legacy systems. In this conversation, the speakers explore the evolution of music formats, discussing the transition from cassettes to CDs and the impact of technology on navigation. They share humorous anecdotes about directions, GPS, and parenting, particularly focusing on fire safety and the adventures of raising children in a rural setting. In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various humorous anecdotes surrounding electrical mishaps, customer service experiences, and the peculiarities of candle scents. They share personal stories that highlight the importance of safety and awareness in everyday situations, while also exploring the quirks of customer interactions and the often-overlooked details of products like candles. The discussion is filled with laughter and insightful observations, making it both entertaining and relatable.

Hey, Neighbor. Feel sorry for John because he is being left-behind... Luke gets us started with some hot tips from his $8 golf brochure. (Very, very life-altering stuff!) Eventually, John explains how being able to make associations is the root of ALL comedy-writing, and that's when things get really interesting! How many sticks have you seen in your life or what you think of when you hear the word "bird." Contact the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com to tell us your associations.

In this episode of the Riff Session, the hosts engage in humorous banter about their high school experiences, particularly focusing on the contrast between marching band and football. They share funny anecdotes about their time in school, including the unique challenges of marching band uniforms and the quirks of their school mascots. The conversation shifts to the often-dreaded experience of doing taxes, exploring the emotional rollercoaster that comes with it. They brainstorm creative ideas for accountants to make the tax experience more enjoyable, culminating in a discussion about the implications of tax refunds and the feelings they evoke. In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various humorous and relatable topics, including the complexities of sales tax, the challenges of self-employment, and the quirks of family communication. They explore the absurdities of being a private investigator, the comedic aspects of income streams, and the power of memory in everyday life. The discussion also touches on the unique meal planning system introduced by Richard Simmons, showcasing the blend of humor and insight throughout the dialogue. In this engaging conversation, the hosts explore a variety of themes ranging from the absurdity of everyday life to the nostalgia of classic television shows. They delve into the humorous aspects of becoming a private investigator, the quirks of family life, and the infinite possibilities of placing objects. The discussion is filled with witty banter and insightful reflections on the nature of freedom and the absurdity of talking animals in media.

Neighbor, here's a PSA: if you're going to take your kids out of public school, you should have to look every other kid in the eye and say: "My kid deserves more than you do." LOL!!!! A member of a school board in Alabama literally said that. (And then turned off the comments because it wasn't going well for her.) Next: What's wrong with vouchers? And what happens to first-year teachers--fresh out of college--that imemediately turns them into crazy, union-loving, copying-and-pasting activists? Finally: If you try to change the church by-laws, you may have to step over the bodies you leave behind you. And also--you can't make kids eat good food. That's bad. Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

In this episode of the Rep Session, the hosts discuss various topics ranging from their experiences with technology and computers to the integration of AI in podcasting. They share nostalgic memories of old computers, the evolution of computer classes, and the challenges of keeping up with tech upgrades. The conversation also delves into the future of AI in content creation and the humorous implications of outsourcing thoughts to AI. In this engaging conversation, the hosts explore various themes ranging from technical glitches in AI technology to the nostalgic genre of yacht rock. They delve into the humorous aspects of earworms and their impact on daily life, share experiences of shopping at Ollie's, and even discuss the concept of altruistic detectives in crime shows. The light-hearted banter and insightful commentary create a fluid and entertaining listening experience. In this conversation, the speakers explore themes of trust, humor, and the nature of hobbies. They discuss the concept of a trusting detective who believes in the potential for change in others, the dynamics of good cop/bad cop scenarios, and the strategies involved in board games. The conversation also delves into what constitutes a hobby and the essence of enjoyment in activities, culminating in a humorous examination of the absurdity of defining hobbies.

Hey, Neighbor! If you're looking for a great place to eat that you will probably regret later, Kokomo has a few options. (Happy Birthday, Jeff!) Around these parts, we have greasy coney dogs, dirty donuts, a racetrack that some people have heard of, and a strip bar that even MORE people have heard of... ...PLUS Kokomo has several dozen churches that have been listening to crappy Hillsong music, so all of them are drifting toward Charmismatic progressivism. Why do you need scissors to open a package of scissors? And why do "guests" in church think they have the right to tell those churches how to operate? It's a lively discussion! And there's even some peek-a-boo. Make sure to email us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com to tell us if getting a Chik fil-a is worth the traffic hassles.

Welcome to MARCH, Neighbor! We've put in so much work to pull off another Art in Bloom fundraiser, but it is a testimony to how PLODDING WORKS. There's no more hot chocolate, so pour yourself a mug of Poverty and tuck in for some good stories. We've got TWO examples of shocking/embarassing things that we managed to survive. And then we chat about how to eat an elephant... Contact the comedian's family at Nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

In this engaging podcast episode, the hosts explore various themes ranging from March celebrations and Shakespearean references to personal anecdotes from high school, the evolution of technology and AI, discussions about comic books and superheroes, and reflections on pop culture and movies. The conversation flows naturally, allowing for a rich exploration of each topic. In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various aspects of pop culture, from the significance of recent musicals like 'Wicked' to the latest trends in media consumption and communication. They explore how the Oscars reflect current cinematic trends, the evolution of how we consume media, and the impact of GIFs on modern communication. The discussion highlights the challenges of staying relevant in a fast-paced cultural landscape and the humorous nuances of digital interactions. In this engaging conversation, the hosts explore the evolution of communication, particularly in the context of texting and the impact of AI on social interactions. They humorously navigate the nuances of texting etiquette among friends, discuss the future of leisure in a world increasingly dominated by technology, and delve into the bizarre phenomenon of collectible food items, specifically a Cheeto that resembles a popular Pokémon character.

This family has hundreds of conversations every week, and here's one of them! Poor Tabby regularly gets teased and criticized when she's not here... So how much should we let it bother us when someone doesn't like what we're wearing? How much should we listen when people criticize? Later: John got a list of "Conservative Causes" from the Heritage Foundation, but he noticed a couple important things missing. What is the point of sending these lists to Washington anyway? Contact the Comedian's Family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

Summary In this lively conversation, the hosts delve into their personal experiences with cereal, particularly focusing on the nighttime ritual of eating cereal, the unique characteristics of Grape Nuts, and the various techniques for enjoying cereal. They also discuss the controversial topic of cereal milk and explore healthier alternatives like protein pancakes, all while maintaining a humorous and engaging tone. In this lively conversation, the hosts delve into various food topics, from the peculiarities of protein-packed pancakes to the nostalgic cereal choices of their childhood. They explore the science behind sugar and milk, share humorous anecdotes about cotton candy mishaps, and discuss the complexities of artificial flavoring in food. The discussion is filled with laughter and insights, making it a delightful exploration of food and memories. In this lively conversation, the hosts explore nostalgic memories of childhood medicines and their surprising flavors, the influence of parents on food preferences, the evolution of candy and medicine, humorous caffeine-fueled college stories, and amusing tales of pranks involving mooning. Each topic is infused with humor and personal anecdotes, creating a relatable and entertaining dialogue.

It's powder. But it's called "cream" of tartar. Why? We always ask the important questions around here... Then: Enjoy some sage marriage advice from a woman with almost 1 Million followers on Facebook... The worst part about marriage is the fact that people think it needs to be permanent! Later: The dude who tried to juggle FOUR wives is now down to only ONE. What went wrong??? He always told them they were free to walk away if they wanted...and then they did! How could they all divorce a man who was practicing that sage marriage advice years ago??? Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

In this conversation, the hosts explore the nuances of stand-up comedy, emphasizing the importance of authenticity, the spoken nature of comedy, and the journey of finding one's comedic voice. They discuss the challenges of writing jokes, the significance of performance, and the pitfalls of mimicking other comedians. The dialogue highlights personal experiences and insights into the craft of comedy, making it relatable for aspiring comedians and enthusiasts alike. In this conversation, the speakers delve into various themes surrounding comedy, stage presence, the nature of babies, societal norms, and the impact of technology on human behavior. They explore the challenges of developing a unique comedic character, the unfiltered behavior of infants, and the complexities of societal expectations. The discussion also touches on the implications of technological advancements, particularly self-driving cars, and how they relate to human nature and behavior. In this conversation, the speakers delve into the nuances of comedy, focusing on the importance of timing, the power of silence, and the art of waiting for laughter. They explore character development in comedy, the role of accents, and the burden of expertise in professional fields like nursing. The discussion culminates in a reflection on self-confidence and its potential risks in both comedy and life.

Hey, Neighbor! John has been driving a lot, and the baby has been sick a lot. And if you want Andrew to do something DON'T TELL HIM YOU WANT HIM TO DO IT. But enough about us...Next: Did you know PhD's are just pieces of paper? And later: What's the deal with people selecting "work wives" and "work husbands?" Contact the comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

Sound Bites "What did you... you hydroplane?""There will be blood.""It's like stepping on a mine.""You better be playing HORSE!""We would do BB gun fights.""We thought that we could make a boat.""It held for a little bit.""What if there's like foil Pokemon cards?""I still want to do stuff like that.""It's like geocaching.""The geocaching movie script is wide open." Summary In this engaging conversation, the hosts explore various themes ranging from driving in adverse weather conditions to reflections on classic films and childhood games. They discuss the misconceptions surrounding four-wheel drive vehicles in icy conditions, share their thoughts on iconic movies like Citizen Kane and Once Upon a Time in the West, and reminisce about the games they played as children. The dialogue is filled with humor and insights, making it a delightful listen for anyone interested in these topics. In this conversation, the speakers reminisce about their childhood experiences, focusing on the games they played, the injuries they sustained, and the evolution of playground safety. They share humorous anecdotes about dangerous games, the impact of playground materials, and the thrill of competitive play. The discussion also touches on fireworks, biking adventures, and the unique memories formed in their youth, highlighting the carefree yet risky nature of childhood. In this lively conversation, the hosts share humorous anecdotes about their childhood adventures, including attempts to build boats from children's pools and the concept of time capsules. They explore the nostalgia of childhood creativity and the fun of geocaching, discussing the etiquette and excitement of finding hidden treasures. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they delve into the behavior of dogs and their understanding of human affection, culminating in a light-hearted reflection on the quirks of life and friendship.

Welcome, Neighbor! All the cool people hold their headphones instead of wearing them... It's a busy day today because we're having TWO parties in ONE! The annual Soup-er Bowl Party, in which we pretend to care about football but we are most interested in the food... Luke (The Pod Ninja) is a Fair Weather Football Fan. But he thinks there's something wrong with the men who care too much about sports... Next: The Peaches asked The Pod Ninja to make some boxes, and he nearly killed himself. But, speaking of boxes, there's a story in there about how to make your wife (and daughter) sing and dance in the kitchen... Later: Silas turned seven, and his intricate birthday decorations have reminded us of the benefits of PLODDING. Email the Comedian's Family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

Sound Bites "Crowd work is all pretty much the same.""Grammy award winning artists on the riff session.""We are in absolutely every part of your life.""I don't remember caring who was president.""I just don't respond.""It should be its own merit.""If it was free.""I swear, I won't pop a video out every day.""You'll never hear from me!""I was going to do a whole YouTube channel of drum covers.""I made sure he was okay. Because he biffed pretty good."

Hello, Neighbor. We know that YOU are very theologically astute, so YOU know that it's important for Christians to order their loves. God, then Family, then countrymen... But, not every Christian agrees! JD Vance got himself in trouble for saying this is a Christian concept. Contact the Comedian's Family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

Sound Bites "That's our theme song.""Is that a... Is that a recorder?""Nobody cares.""It's a dilemma for me.""What about swim socks?""I think I've heard them.""Nobody calls them swim socks.""You can merge with confidence.""There could be a mouse in there!""This is a very simple fix.""Did you try wiggling stuff?" Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Theme Song Discussion03:00 Mail Reliability and Delivery Changes06:01 The Evolution of Mail and Its Importance08:58 The Role of Mail Carriers in Society12:00 Humor in Mail Delivery and Personal Experiences14:50 The Future of Mail and Delivery Services18:34 The Mystery of Swim Socks20:40 Crocs: The Slippery Truth24:41 The Life of an Old Car30:44 Mileage vs. Age: The Human Condition34:01 The Science of Maintenance36:58 The Challenge of Car Maintenance42:22 The Art of Reassembly44:15 Sparks and Safety in Car Repairs46:37 Engaging with the Audience: The Power of Negativity50:04 Insect Encounters: A Humorous Perspective

Welcome, Neighbor! We're looking at old photos and solving old mysteries. Then, Phil Vischer is helping a non-profit spread the news that THEY NEED MONEY NOW MORE THAN EVER! And that support letter would have gone to spam with all the other support letters, except they are capitalizing on the CRISIS of a new President. Should non-profits take government money and then freak out when the government stops sending them money? Later: Poltics are terrible and they're just a huge distraction--and also trans people are being victimized you cry-baby witch. Thanks for listening to The Comedian Next Door on the Fight Laugh Feast Network! Email us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

Bob Smiley joins Luke and John! In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various topics ranging from the challenges and experiences of virtual comedy performances to the dynamics of gender in nursing. They share humorous anecdotes about their personal lives, discuss the importance of audience engagement in comedy, and explore the nuances of branding and sponsorship. The conversation also touches on the peculiarities of food smells and personal preferences, creating a light-hearted yet insightful dialogue. In this engaging conversation, the hosts explore various humorous aspects of healthcare, relationships, and the art of comedy. They discuss the nuances of tipping in the healthcare industry, the evolution of medical practices, and the everyday challenges faced by healthcare professionals. The conversation shifts to the comedic exploration of snoring and its impact on relationships, highlighting the humorous dynamics between partners. The hosts also share insights into the process of crafting comedy, testing new material, and the realities of life, including the fleeting existence of a snowman in Texas. Overall, the discussion is a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and reflections on the absurdities of life.

Let's get this things started, Neighbor! Who needs the Comedian?! John wants to ask Luke a sincere question about knives... But Luke has some strange utensil habits. (And this reminds us of the Double Sauce Fiasco...) So many contradictions! Then: Do we need a "Christian Andrew Tate"? What would that even look like? Christians love the idea of being able to win people to Christ by being cool and popular. But that's not the method of spreading the Gospel that seems to be described in Scripture. Later: What's the difference between a "role model" and an "authority figure?" Contact the Comedian's Family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

In this conversation, the hosts explore various themes surrounding meal times, cultural practices, and the influence of role models in society. They humorously debate the appropriate time to eat dinner, delve into cultural differences regarding meal times, and discuss the concept of siestas. The conversation shifts to the impact of figures like Andrew Tate on young men and the need for positive role models. They conclude by examining the nature of role models and the accountability that comes with being one. In this conversation, the speakers explore various themes surrounding masculinity, media influence, the illusion of wealth, the phenomenon of viral trends, the search for genuine role models, and the realities of being a landlord. They discuss how media shapes perceptions of masculinity, the superficiality of wealth displayed online, and the unexpected popularity of a viral Christmas tree. The conversation also touches on the challenges of finding authentic role models in a world dominated by influencers, the realities of health and fitness, and the often negative stereotypes associated with landlords. In this conversation, the speakers explore the unique aspects of Kokomo, Indiana, including its reputation as a hub for funerals, local attractions, and the challenges of property rental. They share humorous anecdotes about the community, discuss the dining scene, and reflect on the quirks of living in a small town. The conversation highlights the blend of humor and reality in everyday life, particularly in the context of property management and local culture.

Pour yourself a steaming cup of water and join us at the table! Keep some distance from the baby or he might hit you with his butternut squash... What's the protocol for giving someone a pet as a gift? (Luke and his sister receieved rabbits one year. It was traumatic.) Later: Is there any podcast doing more work for the Kingdom of God than Joe Rogan? He hosted an Old Testament scholar recently...and probably millions of people are going to be saved as a result. Contact the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com/

Maybe we need you to join us on a future Riff Session. Would you like to do that?Send a note to nextdoor@johnbranyan.com or hit me up on Twitter. 00:00 Cinematic Conversations: Gladiators and Mavericks 03:00 Podcasting Essentials: Theme Music and Guest Dynamics 06:01 Engaging the Audience: Inviting Listeners to Participate 08:59 The Abundance Mentality: Embracing Listener Interaction 12:00 The Art of Communication: Lessons from Sitcoms 14:54 Technical Troubles: The Challenges of Remote Recording 18:03 The Evolution of Search Engines 20:46 Navigating the Early Internet 24:44 Generational Tech Divide 28:58 The Impact of Classic Movies 34:01 The Mystery of Vanity License Plates 41:06 Need for Awareness When Driving 44:22 Emotional Preparedness for Driving 48:02 Injuries and Accidents: A Comedic Perspective 52:11 The Nature of Accidents and Personal Experiences

This is a pretty meandering conversation at the table... How popular is Bridger's name? There's snow in the forecast, but we'll believe it when we see it... Also--Luke is wearing a fur coat that (he thinks) makes him look like he's ready to overthrow a Roman dictator. At some point, we touch on how to get Artificial Intelligence to write our books for us.Later: There's a place called "Vender City" in Kokomo. Have you ever heard of that? Is it a chain? Probably not.If any of our rambling thoughts triggered some of YOUR rambling thoughts, send them to us here: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

We have (by 'we' I mean 'ME') technical issues still. Bad sound quality and flaky microphones but we perservered. I'll be working to get these issued solved by next week...Some Lines To Listen For "There's no finite amount of ideas." "You guys hate mothers." "I can connect these dots easily." "Is it really okay now?" "I was just fascinated by that." "A ton of advantages." "Cockatoos were too big." "Iguanas are taking over South Florida." "We have eradicated the Asian hornet." "I have scales. I'm a fish person." "It's like looking at a golf ball."

Hey, Neighbor! Please send your messages of shame for Luke to: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . There are many things we can abide, but removing the cream cheese frosting from the middle of a pumkin roll is NOT one of them... Next: Grandpa John and Grandma Lori bought the annoying gifts this year. But there was PLENTY of music at Christmas! We love singing, and most of us can hear when we're doing it badly. So that's something! Then: What is it about musical theater that is so captivating! (Spoilers, it's EVERYTHING.) With LIVE theater, you never see the same show twice! It's sooooo cool! Don't forget the subtitles...and sing like you don't realize someone is listening. Later: It's annoying when people with "ADHD" describe what goes on in their heads, as if it's not totally normal. The difference between someone with ADHD and someone who gets to church on time is discipline. That's it! Be on the lookout for John's new children's book. He was able to write it because he has learned to override his ADHD. Thanks for supporting The Comedian Next Door on the Fight Laugh Feast network!

The Youngest Branyan Sibling is home--but we don't remember what we were going to talk about. (We DO remember how to speak a little Spanish, though...) Later: Andrew is not going to miss 2024 very much, because it has been treating him roughly. Here are several out-of-context bullet points to tell you how bad Andrew's move to Missouri has gone:--Godfather Landlord --Stump vs. car --Cat cheese If you're still confused, you can try listening to the whole episode. But it may not clear things up very much. Merry Christmas from our family to yours, Neighbor! Contact us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

Maybe one of the worst shows I've ever done! How will I ever recover?!I'll tell you... Chapters 00:00 The Christmas Episode and Promises Made05:58 Audience Dynamics and Energy Levels12:04 The Importance of Good Introductions18:01 Reflections on Comedy and Audience Engagement24:54 The Art of Crowd Work35:54 Overcoming Difficult Audiences41:37 The Reality of Comedy Shows46:45 The Importance of Audience Awareness56:40 Looking Ahead: Future Topics

The McKinney Kids appeared in THE "A Christmas Carol" this weekend... Tis the season to LIE TO YOUR KIDS! There won't be a problem, provided everyone gets together and agrees to tell the SAME lie! (The social worker said so.) Then: Luke and John endured a fairly brutal show this week. It wasn't the audience's fault! But they just didn't feel like laughing. Later: Why was there so much horsemeat in Victorian England? We still don't know. But the cats were happy about it. Contact the Comedian's Family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

00:00 Improved Connectivity and Upcoming Show Plans 05:58 The Nature of Goals and Divine Assistance 11:55 The Challenge of Setting Big Goals 18:02 Possum Adventures and Life Reflections 24:04 The Nature of Memory and Awareness 30:31 Radar Detectors: The Illusion of Control 36:14 The Psychology of Speeding and Arrival Times 44:19 Hiccups: The Body's Glitch? 49:54 Exploring Remedies: What Works for Hiccups?

We played disc golf today. But we aren't going to talk about that! The Comedian got an email from a random phone number...asking whether it's appropriate for Christians to buy a violent video game for a disadvantaged kid as a Christmas gift. So... let's talk about Church Giving Trees! (You know what those are, right, Neighbor? Those trees where you pick an ornament and buy a gift for a needy stranger?...) Later: Sheila Gregoire is man-hating again. Why does it bother some women to hear ANYTHING positive about men/dads/husbands? Contact the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .

Video is available Here: https://youtu.be/P2GrMNTpz28 Sound Bites "Can you imagine?""It was a former cat.""Every goal requires God." In this conversation, we explore a variety of themes ranging from the challenges of pet loss and burial, cultural dilemmas in ordering food, the implications of AI in customer service, to the complexities of setting personal goals. We also delve into humorous discussions about unrated movies, the concept of emotional support animals, and the antics of foul-mouthed parrots in a zoo. Each topic is approached with a blend of humor and insight, making for an engaging dialogue.

Hey, Neighbor! This begins the busy season... We had two thanksgivings, Christmas Decorating, and a baby shower packed into the same weekend. Then, John got the best Christmas newsletter ever. (Yes, really!) If you must send Christmas newsletters to everybody you know, make sure they contain HILARIOUS KID QUOTES. Later: One of John's friends just became a grandparent for the first time, and....well.... (shrug) Will it be the best day of your life, when you grandkids are born??? We discuss why the most well-adjusted people seem to be unimpressed with newborns... Contact the Comedian's family: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com