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In this episode, Ryan and Erik discuss the horror film “The Black Phone” starring Ethan Hawke. Then, Erik goes out to buy a bunch of balloons. Also, Ryan has a dream of Erik being arrested for buying too many balloons.Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Erik and Ryan venture into the forest to become seasoned hunters in “Prey,” the newest installment in the Predator franchise, watchable on Hulu. Then, Ryan falls out of a tree and completely embarrasses himself. Also, Erik gets caught in a trap and then is poked by a French man.Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik order up a large helping of sci-fi short films with the original collection from Neill Blomkamp, Oats Studios. Then, Erik cooks up something tasty with his good friends Bill and Karen. Also, Ryan really wants his new plane to have a built in dinosaur slip-n-slide.Link to the Jakub Rozalski painting:https://www.artstation.com/artwork/AZYXoEmail questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Erik and Ryan bang their heads, not on the wall, but to some absolutely brutal shredding with the Netflix original movie, Metal Lords. Then, Ryan goes full corpse paint and tries to crash a wedding. Also, Erik has a flimsy pick and needs a stiffer one to get those trills back on track.Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik go back in time to a futuristic 2019 to hunt down some replicants with Harrison Ford in Ridley Scott's sci-fi hit, Blade Runner. Then, Erik gives Ryan the Voight-Kampff test. Also, Ryan shoots Erik in the middle of the Voight-Kampff test.Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Erik and Ryan discuss the brilliant AppleTV+ series, Severance. Then, Ryan enjoys a melon bar and a music dance experience. Also, Erik shows Ryan where we keep the extra pen caps.Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik list off their top five favorite video game characters and share some fun memories associated with them. Then, Erik talks about his on and off again alien boyfriend. Also, Ryan just might be a playable character in the game of life.Time stamps:Intro: 0:00Main topic: 11:18Fifth favorite: 14:36Fourth favorite: 21:40Third favorite: 31:53Second favorite: 37:48First favorite: 47:47Honorable mentions: 1:03:17Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Erik and Ryan plunge head first into the third volume of the Netflix original, animated anthology, “Love, Death, & Robots.” Then, Ryan drinks a strange brew with the pests that live in his barn. Also, Erik must drag a friend around a moon while taking a bunch of drugs.Time stamps:Intro: 0:00Main topic: 11:25Three Robots: Exit Strategies: 15:37Bad Travelling: 20:12The Very Pulse of the Machine: 30:32Night of the Mini Dead: 36:58Kill Team Kill: 41:37Swarm: 47:05Mason's Rats: 52:52In Vaulted Halls Entombed: 58:09Jibaro: 1:04:59Closing thoughts: 1:16:09Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik suit up and ignore the impulse to question the moral ambiguity of their violent actions against the criminals of Gotham City in Matt Reeves's, “The Batman.” Then, Erik cuts off Ryan's thumb as a goof. Also, Ryan doesn't find Erik's clever joke amusing.Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Erik and Ryan scour the web in search of scary urban legends of the 21st century: creepypastas! Then, Ryan transforms into a giant man with two sirens for a head. Also, Erik deprives himself of so much sleep that his true evil surfaces and takes hold of him.Timestamps:Intro: 0:00What we've been consuming: 0:26Main topic: 16:30Links:Backrooms short film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4dGpz6cnHoThe Russian Sleep Experiment short film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr4C_cLgXR0&t=1sSiren Head sounds:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1rLxW88bTQEmail questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik get tested and self-quarantine with the new topical, ensemble comedy from Judd Apatow, “The Bubble.” Then, Erik keeps wearing his gross bathrobe around the hotel lobby. Also, Ryan puts on a motion capture suit and just does his best.Timestamps:Intro: 0:00What we've been consuming: 3:53Main topic: 15:07Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Erik and Ryan go on a quest to find a cure for their father's terminal illness. Then, Ryan uses a stick to block the way of two children just trying to get through town. Also, Erik takes a little girl's basketball and throws it down a well.Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik discuss the importance of live music and reminisce about their noteworthy concert experiences. Then, Erik gets hit by a wad of spit. Also, Ryan expertly rips a flying guitar pick right out of the air.Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Erik and Ryan raid even more temples and tombs, but are better at “wrapping” it up this time as they talk about The Mummy trilogy, starring Brendon Fraser. Then, Ryan is resurrected when someone reads an old book. Also, Erik loses his glasses and then gets his eyes and tongue stolen.Timestamps:Intro: 0:00The Mummy: 14:06The Mummy Returns: 42:50The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor: 1:12:55Wrap up: 1:38:21Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik raid some temples and throw hands with some Nazis as they dive deep into the Indiana Jones trilogy. Then, Erik is named after the dog. Also, Ryan assures you that this episode is being handled by top men.Intro: 0:00Raiders of the Lost Ark: 10:53The Temple of Doom: 1:00:46The Last Crusade: 1:33:22Wrap up: 2:20:02Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Erik and Ryan linger for a while in a galaxy far, far away and take a pit stop on Tatooine to hang out with Mos Espa's newest crime boss in “The Book of Boba Fett,” available for streaming on Disney+. Then, Ryan survives digestion and hires geriatric Power Rangers. Also, Erik unintentionally disrespects the entire nation of New Zealand for an hour and a half.Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik go to a galaxy far, far away in “Star Wars: Visions," a Disney+ original, animated anthology. Then, Erik “will not have it!” Also, Ryan has a bad feeling about this.Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Erik and Ryan reminisce about the best of what 2021 had to offer by picking their favorites in each of four different categories: film, music album, television show, and video game. Then, Ryan watched five times as many movies as he did in 2020. Also, Erik definitely did not just copy and paste the episode description from last year.Timestamps:Intro: 0:00Film: 5:05Music album: 16:53Television show: 39:47Video game: 54:09Newly discovered artist: 1:16:55Newly discovered piece/medium: 1:22:18Most fun experience in media: 1:32:21Worst of 2021: 1:45:46Amendments to 2020's picks: 1:55:43Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik discuss the importance of music in various forms of media, including everything from scores to diegetic sound. Then, Erik taps his baton on the podium. Also, Ryan queues up his favorite tracks for a '70s period piece.As promised:Nitro - Freight Train - YouTubeEmail questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Erik and Ryan reminisce about their favorite holiday traditions, movies, songs, and more in their 2021 holiday special! Then, Ryan bites Santa in the neck. Also, Erik wants Ryan to put that cookie down! NOW!Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik dive into Denis Villeneuve's adaptation of the sci-fi epic, “Dune.” Then, Erik takes a black tar bath. Also, Ryan's eyes turn blue when he becomes a spice addict.Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Erik and Ryan discuss the massively successful Netflix original series, “Squid Game.” Then, Ryan slaps Erik in the face when Erik can't flip over a piece of paper. Also, Erik tricks Ryan out of all of his marbles.Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik talk about Angela He's indie game, “Missed Messages.” Then, Erik cannot in good conscience write a joke for this line given the subject matter. Also, Ryan is a great representative for Erik, in spite of his shenanigans.Timestamps:Intro: 0:00Main Topic: 4:29Whatcha Been?: 34:21Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

Happy Halloween! In this episode, Erik and Ryan finish up Subtitles On's month of horror in a blaze of glory by discussing their favorite works in the horror genre. Then, Ryan is afraid of the dark. Also, Erik makes his mouth hairier.Timestamps:Intro: 0:00Movies: 10:44Bad movies: 24:48TV shows: 31:08Video games: 38:24Satire: 47:18Board game: 55:08Icon: 1:05:56Stories: 1:16:43Halloween costume: 1:21:20Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik continue Subtitles On's month of horror with 1973's, “The Wicker Man." Then, Erik wonders if they will talk about the 2006 remake starring Nicolas Cage. Also, Ryan confirms that they will indeed talk about the 2006 remake starring Nicolas Cage.Timestamps:Intro: 0:00The Wicker Man (1973): 3:34The Wicker Man (2006): 52:43Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Erik and Ryan officially start Subtitles On's month of horror with the BBC original series, “Taboo,” starring Tom Hardy. Then, Ryan is not fit to be near you. Also, who gave Erik that clicky pen?Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik kick off a month of horror early with “The Old Ways,” a possession-themed horror film from 2020. Then, Erik pulls a blood tumor full of teeth out of his abdomen. Also, Ryan uses his jingle grapes to become a bruja.Timestamps:Intro: 0:00Main Topic: 4:32Whatcha Been?: 1:18:09Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Erik and Ryan embark on a journey to the enigmatic world of Oneshot, an adventure/puzzle game developed by Future Cat. Then, Ryan requests to skip the nonsense. Also, Erik does his best to avoid the nonsense.Timestamps:Intro: 0:00Main Topic: 3:09Skip Over the Nonsense: 7:56EMDb: 51:26Whatcha Been?: 55:50Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik take some much needed time off and head down to Florida with their new friends in “Barb and Star Go to Vista del Mar." Then, Erik sings to the seagulls on the beach. Also, Ryan is shot out of a cannon and lands safely in the pool of a passing cruise ship.Timestamps:Intro: 0:00Main Topic: 6:28EMDb: 1:08:15Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Erik and Ryan each pick their top three favorite albums the other has recommended to him over the years. Then, Ryan might audibly sniff from time to time. Also, Erik apparently doesn't know who Steven Tyler is.Timestamps:Intro: 0:00Main Topic: 3:17EMDb: 41:30Whatcha Been?: 44:09Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik ship off to Edwards Island with some friends to open ghostly rifts in “Oxenfree,” a story-driven game by indie developer Night School Studio. Then, Erik playfully threatens to blackmail Ryan with his complete control over the audio editing. Also, Ryan eats a bunch of pot brownies and doesn't share with anyone.Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Erik and Ryan team up with Snake Plissken on a dangerous mission to save the president in John Carpenter's Escape from New York. Then, Ryan gets a snake tattoo and fights Wario to death. Also, Erik shoots a hole in the thinnest wall in the world, just so that he can jump through it.Timestamps:Intro: 0:00Main topic: 4:55Whatcha Been?: 1:15:21Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik visit the second volume of Netflix's original animated anthology series, “Love, Death & Robots." Then, is there trouble in paradise when Erik and Ryan disagree on their favorite episodes? Also, not really. Ryan and Erik usually remain quite civil.Timestamps:Intro: 0:00Main topic: 2:22Top 3: 4:43Automated Customer Service: 7:16Ice: 17:57Pop Squad: 26:16Snow in the Desert: 37:48The Tall Grass: 45:59All Through the House: 52:18Life Hutch: 57:18The Drowned Giant: 1:04:35Ending thoughts: 1:13:18Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Erik and Ryan take a trip to Birmingham, England to visit the Peaky Blinders, a street gang in the BBC original series of the same name. Then, Ryan buys a horse and smokes some opium. Also, Erik walks in slow motion amid flames, to music that won't be invented for another 100 years.Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik discuss the unsettling but beautiful world of “Midsommar,” Ari Aster’s second film. Then, Erik takes mushrooms and wonders, “Why is it like that?” Also, Ryan wears a frock to celebrate the hermaphroditism of nature.Timestamps:Intro: 0:00Main Topic: 1:22EMDb: 1:28:06Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Erik and Ryan reminisce about the books that they were required to read in school. Then, Ryan starts burning books he doesn’t want Erik to read. Also, Erik reluctantly shoots Ryan in the back of the head while he hallucinates about rabbits.Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik once again embark on a quest to save their friendship by starting a society, eating forest berries, saving the moon from cultists, and killing the undead. Then, Erik is stuck in the year 2. Also, Ryan is savagely beaten after a small child ties both of his hands behind his back.Timestamps:Intro: 0:00Civilization 6: 2:13Don’t Starve Together: 19:38Moon Hunters: 31:10Cry of Fear: 50:10EMDb: 1:06:24Whatcha Been?: 1:08:18Edit: The phrase Erik was trying to remember is “hoisted by your own petard.”Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Erik and Ryan take a break from their regular programming to catch up on what they have been consuming recently. Then, Ryan talks about shredded cheese for too long. Also, Erik talks about peanut butter for too long.Timestamps:Intro: 0:00TV shows: 5:48Video games: 15:27Film: 25:31Music: 48:22 Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik fight some monsters and explore the beautiful but treacherous realms of Jotun, the debut title from Thunder Lotus Games. Then, Erik fails to impress the gods. Also, Ryan dies a glorious death and is taken to Valhalla, twice!Timestamps:Intro: 0:00Main Topic: 2:48Jotunheim: 13:07Nidavellir: 26:03Niflheim: 39:39Ginnungagap: 51:18Muspelheim: 1:06:33Final thoughts: 1:19:18Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

Welcome once again to "Let’s Bully Ryan into Doing Trilogy Month" Month! In this episode, Erik and Ryan iron their capes and dust off their cowls before rambling on about Christopher Nolan’s infamous Dark Knight Trilogy, which consists of Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, and The Dark Knight Rises. Then, Ryan is recognized wearing Bruce Wayne’s coat. Also, Erik spends all of his money on these sweet kettle drums, man!Timestamps:Intro: 0:00Batman Begins: 7:08The Dark Knight: 42:58The Dark Knight Rises: 1:27:41Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

Welcome to Trilogy Month! In this episode, Ryan and Erik poke a few lightsaber-sized holes in what is considered to be the worst Star Wars trilogy to date: The Prequel Trilogy, which consists of Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, Episode 2: Attack of the Clones, and Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith. Then, Erik makes a healthy amount of Jawa Juice! Also, Ryan’s powers have doubled since the last episode.Timestamps:Intro: 0:00The Phantom Menace: 4:27Attack of the Clones: 39:03Revenge of the Sith: 1:20:28EMDb: 1:56:48Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Erik and Ryan revisit the world of Aravind Adiga’s best-selling novel, “The White Tiger”, only this time in film form! Then, Ryan goes to the zoo and passes out! Also, Erik escapes a life of captivity in the rooster coop!Timestamps:Intro: 0:00Main Topic: 03:22Whatcha Been?: 01:01:03Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik talk about Star Wars! Specifically, they discuss “The Mandalorian”, Jon Favreau’s original series, which was released on Disney+. Then, Erik shops for a new moisture suit immediately after recording the episode. Also, Ryan is talked into removing his helmet because he was assured by everyone at the head enhancement clinic that no one would notice!Timestamps:Intro: 0:00Season 1: 3:26Season 2: 45:29Whatcha Been?: 1:37:48Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Erik and Ryan reminisce about the best of what 2020 had to offer by picking their favorites in each of four different categories: film, music album, television show, and video game. Then, Erik can’t think of a bit to write for the episode copy. Also, Ryan is ridiculed for having watched only one movie in all of 2020.Timestamps:Intro: 0:00Film: 3:38Music album: 22:24Television show: 39:14Video game: 50:19Grab bag: 1:09:52Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this very special episode, Ryan and Erik share their experiences playing four different co-op video games. Then, Ryan can be heard snoring while playing Torchlight 2. Also, Erik counts the number of games in this episode in which they can fall to their deaths. Three. The answer is three.Timestamps:Intro: 0:0020XX: 2:00Torchlight 2: 20:42Struggling: 33:20Portal 2: 48:43Whatcha Been?: 1:12:29Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik scrutinize the world of Kepler-22b, as presented in the first season of the HBO MAX original series, “Raised by Wolves”. Then, Ryan screams and reduces his roommate to a puddle of blood. Also, Erik burns himself on a giant stone D20.Timestamps:Intro: 0:00Main Topic: 3:29It’s Time to Ask Ryan a Question: 1:03:54Whatcha Been?: 1:09:16Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik head into the stark world of Hold the Dark, a Netflix original film written by Macon Blair and directed by Jeremy Saulnier. Then, Ryan finds a sweet new wolf mask. Also, Erik gets stabbed in the head.Timestamps:Intro: 0:00Main Topic: 1:51Ryan’s Word of the Day: 56:25It’s Time to Ask Ryan a Question: 1:09:00Whatcha Been?: 1:19:05Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik reveal and discuss each of their top five favorite video games of all time. Then, Ryan punches a fox off a castle. Also, Erik buys a brick.Erik’s Top 5 (in chronological order):Super Mario World (SNES) - 1990Tony Hawk Pro Skater (N64) - 1999Spider-Man 2 (Xbox) - 2004The Last of Us (PS3) - 2013The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (PS4) - 2015Ryan’s Top 5 (in chronological order):Donkey Kong Country (SNES) - 1994Super Smash Brothers (N64) - 1999Halo 2 (Xbox) - 2004Doki Doki Literature Club! (PC) - 2017The Messenger (PC) - 2018Timestamps:Intro: 0:00Super Mario World: 11:03Donkey Kong Country: 17:05Tony Hawk Pro Skater: 24:03Super Smash Brothers: 28:54Spider-Man 2: 37:08Halo 2: 43:11Unsponsored Product Placement: 49:03The Last of Us: 52:32Doki Doki Literature Club!: 1:00:53The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt: 1:05:27The Messenger: 1:19:03Honorable mentions: 1:31:40Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik discuss their favorite short stories, “Miracle Polish” by Steven Millhauser and “The Dream” by Julian Barnes. Then, Ryan can’t stop smirking at himself in the mirror. Also, Erik eats the same breakfast every day and doesn’t get sick of it.“Miracle Polish” by Steven Millhauserhttps://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2011/11/14/miracle-polish/amp“The Dream” by Julian Barneshttp://stevewasserman.co.uk/the-dream-by-julian-barnes/Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com. You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

Have you ever wanted to like something, but no matter how many times you try it, you just can’t seem to enjoy it? Maybe it’s pickles, maybe tea. What happens when it’s a movie? An author? One of your friend’s favorite television shows? Welcome to a special episode about the concept of liking the idea of something more than liking the thing itself.Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.

In this episode, Ryan and Erik trade some laughs as they talk about the first two seasons of the FX original series What We Do in the Shadows, based on the 2014 film of the same name. Then, Ryan avoids being burned alive. Also, Erik gets the brain scramblies.The first two seasons of What We Do in the Shadows are available for streaming on Hulu.Timestamps:Intro: 0:00Main Topic: 2:12Unsponsored Product Placement: 1:04:15Hitting the Table: 1:07:34Whatcha Been Consuming Recently?: 1:11:54Email questions, suggestions, or corrections to us at turnthesubtitleson@gmail.com.You can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for information on upcoming episodes and behind the podcast nuggets.