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The Hairy Bikers - Agony Uncles - Si & Dave have lived their lives to the full. They’ve been around the world 4 times. They have experience. Anything you can think of, they’ve either seen it, or done it, or more likely they’ve seen it THEN done it, just to see what ‘it’ was like. If anyone has answers to life’s problems, it’s the Hairy Bikers. So share, because they care. Send your problems - culinary, relationship or otherwise to AgonyUncles@Thehairybikers.co.uk. New episodes every Friday. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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    • Aug 24, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 35m AVG DURATION
    • 79 EPISODES


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    Ep 78: Phyllis, Dimples and Hair Dye

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2023 26:27


    You think you know someone, and then they surprise you. In this week's Agony Uncles, Uncle Dave reveals a celebrity from the past who used to rely on his hair dying skills........handy as he and Uncle Si need to solve a Hair Dye Dilemma! Alongside that, aided as usual by Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke, the boys fix foodie issues like Dimples In Your Shortbread......and even Ponder Potatoes ! Add in a Lamentable Lunch and you have an action packed episode. There's always room for more though, so send in your trouble to AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 77: Secret Hotel Trips, Holiday Romance & PORTIONS!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2023 23:38


    Well they're back. After taking time to go filming for the new telly series, (whatever the papers might have said....!) The Hairy Bikers are back solving your troubles. Dressed in their full Agony Uncles super-suits and aided by Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke, Uncle Si & Uncle Dave take time to fix these fails.... There's the Portion Problem .......how big do you want it? Or how about the Teenager in Tenerife changing his life for a holiday romance? Ahhh, young love.......or then there's the Secret Hotels ...how will they explain them?? As always, your problems are waiting to be solved. Just e-mail them to Agony Uncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 76: The Best Of Confidential Corner Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2023 29:56


    Here we go with part 2 of the Agony Uncles Best Of Confidential Corner! Hear Uncle Si, Uncle Dave and Posh Tash tackle those troubles that make you wince, laugh or just groan! Things like The Sex Trout Face Fail or the terrifying (for men anyway) Fizzing Willy Episode! Then there's the Drunken Texting Saga! never a good thing to do and finally, The Remote Control Neighbour......! Normal service resumes next week with a brand new episode of The Agony Uncles but till then, enjoy these tasty morsels of trauma! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 75: The Best Of Confidential Corner Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2023 33:24


    Those hardworking Agony Uncles are taking a well earned break which gives us the chance to look back on a busy year of problem solving. In this Best Of Confidential Corner, Uncle Si, Uncle Dave & Posh Tash tackle troubles including The Recipe Of Love, Swinging Mum & Dad, a case of the Pinot Piles and the toe-curler that is Caught In The Act. The team return soon so keep your problems coming to AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 74: Sleep or Seduction? Fatherhood & Onions!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2023 35:45


    As the song goes, 'Don't Worry 'Bout A Thing...cos Every Little Thing's Gonna Be Alright'........now whether Bob Marley was thinking about The Agony Uncles when he wrote that is disputed. By everyone. However, the fact remains that Uncle Si & Uncle Dave will help make everything alright! This episode, they talk Onions and how they make one sob when cutting them, then there's Fatherhood and how not to fail at it. Add in a touch of Supermarket Bad Behaviour and the troubling issue surrounding Falling Asleep During Seduction and you get a packed podcast! Contact the team, AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 73: Sticky Sheets, Sticky Pans & Bikes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2023 24:33


    Ever been in a sticky situation? Well Uncle Si & Uncle Dave certainly have been and that's why they're uniquely able to help you un-stick yours. Well, that is unless it's a Sticky Pan which has been rather cheekily used for a purpose other than it's intended one. Or perhaps the Sticky Sheets, I mean how often do you change yours? Then there's a Bit Of Bike Bother to sort out and how about the Edible Man....now there's a recipe!! Email your bothers to AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 72: Pizza, Sex Snooze & Dough-Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2023 29:22


    Another week, another exciting challenge for The Hairy Bikers aka The Agony Uncles. Along with Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke, the boys tackle those Pizza Problems as well as a more exciting way to make bread with Kneading Passion. Then there's the Chopping Board Challenge and finally, how long is required before the Sex Snooze? Email the lovely lads. AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 71: Passion Loss, Fake Accents & Beef!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2023 34:14


    Back in the saddle, well the couch more like as The Hairy Bikers take on more of your problems and worries, ably assisted by Posh Tash & The Thin White Duke. In this episode they investigate the problems that come when the Flame Of Passion Dies Out....not to be confused with the Flaming Beef....that could get messy!. Then there's the problem with Fake Accents and finally, WASH YOUR HANDS!......yes, it's another mixed bag of bother. Contact the lovely boys.....the email is AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 70: Shag-Maps, Gravy & Posh People

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2023 31:43


    Imagine what a turbulent world it would be without The Agony Uncles... if they didn't don their solving-trousers every week and help us with our issues, we'd barely sleep! This episode, we find them Giving Gravy Advice, it's not all about the granules you know....then there's the issue of Soft Beds.....shudder....or how about Posh People and their mad behaviour. Plus we must spare a thought for the new partner who found his other half's Shag Map....a bit of a shock to say the least...... Be part of the show. Send in your worries and questions to AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk And breathe....... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 69: Sixties Sex, Sticky Pie & Dating

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2023 29:43


    It's a known thing that sharing your troubles makes them less of a thing. It's certainly known to Uncle Si & Uncle Dave The Agony Uncles as they take off their Hairy Biker helmets and help with your hassles, ably assisted by Posh Tash & The Thin White Duke. This episode, marvel as they deal with Sticky Splodge Dough and Disappearing Friends. Then there's the lady Addicted to Dating as well as a rather unpleasant issue with The Kama Sutra, which can present challenges to the slightly older person. All in all, they help rather than hinder so join in. Email AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk. It's satisfaction guaranteed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 68: Old Flames, Bread & Work Stress

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2023 31:01


    Fresh from riding the roads of bonnie Scotland filming the new TV show, The Hairy Bikers are back, in their guise of The Agony Uncles. Marvel as they solve issues with bread in Soya Sorrow as well as Work Stress, something none of us enjoy! Then there's the Old Flame burning in the back of someone's mind and finally the man who would like to be more in touch with his Feminine Side. There's no doubting their abilities to help, so join in, with an e-mail to AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk. Tasty! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 67: Kama Sutra, Pies and Wedding Bills

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2023 29:41


    Problems are like a box of chocolates....you never know which one you're going to get. Sounds like a famous film quote to me but it's TRUE! when it comes to the Agony Uncles. Take this episode. A Pie Problem then turns into some Rude Man Advice.....then there's a spot of financial worry in Wedding Bills and finally a confidential corner issue relating to Positional Problems. Luckily, Uncle Si & Uncle Dave the Hairy Bikers are more than a match, especially when aided by Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke. So, if they can solve these, they can solve yours. Let them know by emailing AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 66: Age Gaps, Sexist Men & PIES!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2023 33:23


    There's never a dull week when you're an Agony Uncle! Take this episode of the Hairy Bikers podcast for example. There's Revolting Pies to deal with, clearly not one of their recipes! Then there's the Sexist Old Men who need dealing with, not to mention The Fussy Food Fiddler. And then there's the matter of love, or at least the Age Gap that is acceptable....... Luckily, together with Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke, there's always advice at hand. Send in your predicament, AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 65: The One-Eyed Wanderer, Curry Worry & Too TALL!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2023 38:01


    There's no such thing as an average week when you're an Agony Uncle, oh no, it's a constant dish of dilemma's. Luckily Uncle Si, Uncle Dave & Posh Tash, assisted by The Thin White Duke are more than a match for misery. This week, expect a One Eyed Pokey Prodder, a Curry Worry and a Tall / Short problem. Add into that someone who Can't Be Bothered To Dump Him and you have a busy podcast from the Hairy Bikers. E-mail them, AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk. They'd love to hear from you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 64: Martini Sex, Doggy Boo Boo & Messy Partners

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2023 34:53


    Is there no end to The Hairy Bikers talents? Well, yes, there probably is but we haven't found the end of it yet as they continue to solve the nations troubles. Like the trouble with Oranges!, tricky little fellows!! Or the bother Naming Dogs can bring........or those Messy Partners you're always tidying up after! Then, when there's Martini Sex involved, well.....things might get steamy. Send in your worries and woes to AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk and let them help you too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 63: Hand In Pants, Swipe Left & Fishy Bubbles

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2023 33:43


    There's no peace for the wicked....not that The Hairy Bikers are wicked. They're loveliness itself and in their alter-egos of The Agony Uncles, together with Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke, they're here to solve tricky traumas, things like Bother with Bubbly Batter and Dating Disappointment....as well as the Man With His Hand In His Pants!! Crikey!! Send in your troubles, no matter what they may be to AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk And keep your hands to yourself!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 62: Boyfriend Jitters, Pans & Remote Control Neighbour!!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2023 34:37


    A problem shared is a problem aired.....unless it's a problem sent to The Agony Uncles in which case it's a problem SOLVED! Yes, Uncle Si & Uncle Dave, together with Posh Tash.....or should that be Queen Tash and the Thin White Duke are here to save the day, especially when that day involves Noisy Neighbours and the innovative ways to shut them up. Then there's the Tiny Kitchen....where will all the stuff go?? Add to that a Friend Fail on a city break and the Boyfriend Or Not Boyfriend jitters and we have a fully rounded podcast of problems! Join in, send your stuff to AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk and we'll do the rest. Sorted! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 61: Facetime Sex Fail, Teenager WiFi Tantrum & Bread!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2023 36:41


    Well, here they are again, happy as can be....Uncle Si & Uncle Dave, The Hairy Bikers in their caring, sharing guise of The Agony Uncles. And when they have problems to solve like The Facetime Sex Fail complete with uninvited guest...their Mum! you know it's going to be a busy one. Then there's the Staying In/Going Out dilemma, or the Teenage Tantrum over the internet, or lack of it..... There's always food for thought.....like Bread Bother....I mean, they are the experts. Oh and don't forget the new book is out TODAY. Details on www.hairybikers.com. Lovely!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 60: Go To SLEEP!!!, Fridge Psycho & Paranoid Hubby!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2023 38:37


    In their line of work, Uncle Si & Uncle Dave have seen it all. If you watch them on TV you've probably seen all of them too!! In the Agony Uncles podcast however, it's all about YOU and together with Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke, they're here to solve those problems using their years of experience! Things like The Paranoid Hubby, tricked by his wife into being VERY attentive, or the Problem with Pricks.....Of course there's always a Fridge Psycho to put you on edge too and then there's the partner who just wants to Roll Over & Sleep after a bit of how's-your-father, but it's not what you think! Write in with your worries, confidentiality is assured, just email AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Whatever that means. I find lemons quite firm......hmmm....... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 59: Pasty Passion, Kitchen Capers & Herbs!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2023 39:47


    What a dynamic duo....The Hairy Bikers jump into the telephone box and emerge as The Agony Uncles, a problem-busting pair of hairies who, together with their trusty friends Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke tackle your troubles, be they in the kitchen with Herb Help or in the kitchen with Randy Housemates who are doing more than the dishes!! Then they help with Calories and finally a problem of length that means their Beef Empanadas may need to be bigger! Join the club and send your troubles to AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk. It's a problem shared! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 58: Sex Trout, Love Honey Lament and Si & Dave's Nuts!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2023 35:25


    If a large problem was walking down a dark alley, it wouldn't want to meet Uncle Si & Uncle Dave coming other way because THEY DO PROBLEMS! In this weeks episode of The Agony Uncles, they, together with Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke, take on your troubles, whether it's teachers looking for Brainy Biscuits or the lady who's friend is a Terrible Cook. Then, there's the Trout Man who's putting his partner off and the Love Honey Lady who's delivery wasn't so secret!! LORDY!! If you have a problem, share it with us. AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk Problems. They don't stand a chance! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 57: Erotic Mum, Bulldozing Boyfriend & Passionate Grammar!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2023 35:13


    So many problems, so little time! Well, that's what it feels like as Uncle Si & Uncle Dave dig into the postbag of problems each week, helping to solve them with their unique combination of life experience and empathy! Well, that and their able assistants Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke. This episode, they dig into tales of Erotically Charged Mum's who don't know that Amazon isn't secret! Also, there's the Bulldozing Boyfriend who can't take no for an answer and then there's the Grammar Passion Killer....or should that be thier........? Add into this a bit of tasty Spice Training and you have a fully rounded podcast full of flavour. You can be part of the menu, just e-mail AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk. Yum! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 56: 5-times-a-night??, Teenage Dirtbags & Sink Pubes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2023 36:07


    Dear-oh-dear. What a to-do. You have a problem and to solve it.....who? Well Uncle Si & Uncle Dave that's who!! The Hairy Bikers are back to help with all your troubles and trauma's along with their trusty Aristocratic Aunty Posh Tash and the voice of vexation The Thin White Duke. In this week's pile of piffle, they have a REVELATION about Tomato Sauce, guidance for the git who's Sink Shavings are a problem. Then there's a Teenage Dirtbag who's causing grief and in Confidential Corner...5 times a night......really!?????? TMI and no mistake!! As always, your problems are welcome at AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk A problem shared is a problem halved......probably! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 55: Sticky Sex, Beetroot & Diet Success!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2023 36:13


    It may be cold outside but it's WARM in Uncle Si & Uncle Dave's hearts as they solve the deeply distressing issue alongside their trusty helpers Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke. This episode delivers a spine tingling helping of horrors with Marshmallow Sex Gone WRONG! in which a sticky situation occurs. Then there's Beetroot Bother to deal with alongside some Hairy Dieters success. We like hearing the good news as well as the bad. Finally, they deal with The Chatty Chatty Nightmare in what can only be described as a PACKED episode. Go on, send them an e-mail. AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk It would be rude not to.....though not as rude as those marshmallows......hmmm.... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 54: Wee Willy Sinky, Recipe for LOVE & Snack NIGHTMARE!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2023 39:30


    Back to full strength due to the return of Posh Tash, The Agony Uncles are here to help, along with voice of vexation The Thin White Duke. This week, there's a Recipe For Love as the boys learn OTHER uses for their recipes, there's a Filthy Fella called Wee Willy Sinky! All that plus Grow Your Own and The Kit Kat Konundrum with a Snacky Nightmare!! Join the fun and get in touch, it's AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk Oh YES! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 53: Caught In The Act by Mum & Dad!, Beards for 2 year olds & Pastry!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2023 38:25


    Always a delight, never a chore, the Agony Uncles are here, back for more. Yes, those Hairy Bikers Uncle Si & Uncle Dave together with The Thin White Duke but sadly missing Posh Tash this week, do their best with Embarrased Parents who saw things on Facetime that NO PARENT SHOULD SEE! Plus Beard Blues with a teenage biker wannabe and a 2 year old GIRL who wants to look like a Hairy Biker!! Oh and Pastry. Email the team, AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk They will lighten the load, in a tasty way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 52: Willy Wine Tasting, E-Mail Fail & Flour Power

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2023 35:36


    There's no denying, they keep on trying! The Agony Uncles are back to help with your problems. Uncle Dave & Uncle Si complete with The Thin White Duke & Posh Tash. This episode, they're wrangling with Willy Wine Tasting issues, which is piles of fun....(sorry). Also The Kitchen Psycho who doesn't like it being used, along with an a major E-Mail Fail! All that plus a Self Raising Issue to contend with too! Crikey! Send in your worries and woes to AgonyUncles&TheHairyBikers.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep51: A Wee Laugh, Devil Child Diary and Rum!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2023 38:20


    Welcome back my friends ‘cos the problems never end but luckily Uncle Si, Uncle Dave, Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke are here to solve those issues including Rum Butter Recipes, Personal Plate Problems, Devil Child Diaries and a lady laugh that caused an embarrassing leakage!! Send them your sorrows. Email AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 50: Dishwasher Divorce, Diet Disaster Pt 2 & Money Mistakes!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2023 43:31


    HAPPY ANNIVERSARY US! Yes, we've reached Episode 50 of The Agony Uncles thanks to your support and listening. Thankyou!! In this Golden episode, Uncle Si, Uncle Dave, Posh Tash & The Thin White Duke help with a multitude of misery! From Dishwasher Divorce Dilemma's to Sweet Crushes, there's no stopping them as they help with Money Misery, (how will he admit his mistake?), through to The Diet Disaster Part 2 which takes Marjory Dawes and then adds some!! Don't let your dilemma's divert you, email AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 49: Boozy Friends, Bent Thingy's & Air Fryer Fun!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2023 39:25


    So, here they are again, happy as can be...The Hairy Bikers aka Uncle Si & Uncle Dave are back with their super side-kicks Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke to solve your issues and traumas. This week....Air Fryers...are they really a fad like the Hostess Trolley? What about Bending My Husbands Thingy? Ouch! Then there's Tattoo or not Tattoo and finally, in confidential corner, The Drunk Best Friend..... So go on, send in your troubles. They'd love to help. Email AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk Splendid! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 48: Useless Hubby, Best Friend & My Fella & Tofu Tragedy!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2023 45:00


    Look at that, another week and another episode of the Agony Uncles! Those Hairy Bikers pool all their knowledge gained at the university of life to solve your issues, along with The Thin White Duke and Posh Tash. This week, The Hopeless Hubby needs help, as does The Best Friend and My Fella..ooer, sound tricky. Or should that be sticky as we have a Tofu Tragedy and a lady who has a Fear Of Fish.....amongst other foodstuffs. It's a busy week for the team, but there's always room for more, just email AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk Now then, sit back and enjoy the ride...... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 47: Pesto Problems, Too Ugly For Work & Flying Fears!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2023 36:32


    There's never a dull moment when you're an Agony Uncle. Giving advice is tiring work but they're up to the challenge especially when assisted by Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke. Just as well when you're faced with Horrible Bosses who say you're Too Ugly For Work! All that plus a Pesto Problem to aid a diet and a Fear Of Flying means it's another thrilling episode from Uncle Si and Uncle Dave. Send in your problems to AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk As always they'd love to hear from you and to help you. Oh yes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 46: Christmas Vibrator!! Diet Disaster & Eggs!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2023 42:42


    They're SUPERHEROES of STRESS though thankfully they wear their underpants on the inside! Uncle Si & Uncle Dave aka THE HAIRY BIKERS are here to solve your worries and woes, with their trusty sidekick Posh Tash and the much-less-hairy voice of vexation The Thin White Duke. This time, they navigate the Family From Hell who buy VERY inappropriate presents, the Diet Disaster...will it ever begin? Then there's a Cast Iron question and a matter of Eggs! Surely, that's en-oeuf.....(sorry). Email you questions and problems: AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk You're in safe hands........! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 45: VERY Heavy Petting, In a Viennese Whirl & Hubby Help!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2023 27:51


    HAPPY NEW YEAR......well for some of you. For others it's a NIGHTMARE, but don't worry. Uncle Si & Uncle Dave have the answers, along with help from Princess Posh of Poshville...Posh Tash and the voice of vexation....Jeeves. In today's casserole dish of calamity, hear the team solve problems ranging from Cooking Career Advice through to Advice For A Hubby Who's Crap In The Kitchen. Then there's the lady In A Viennese Whirl and in Confidential Corner Heavy Petting reveals a disturbing intimacy between Uncle Si and his cushions!! Email us....AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk. Honestly, we can solve ANYTHING! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 44: Swinging Parents, Bonkers for Bacon & Sprout Shout Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2022 29:40


    Yes, it's that time of the week again, when Uncle Si, Uncle Dave and their less-hairy assistants Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke come together to solve problems, problems, problems. This week, The Secret Swinging Parents cause a family dilemma, Sprouts cause shouting and we also hear from someone Bonkers About Bacon. Plus, showing our worldwide appeal, a problem from the US of A about Fussy Yanks completes the show. It's nothing without you though, so get your problems in to AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk. Oh and depending on when you're listening....Happy New Year! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 43: Mad Girlfriends, Batty Granny's & Frozen Wellingtons!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2022 42:03


    So this is Christmas....and what have you done?....sent a bunch of issues into the Agony Uncles, that's what! In this festive episode, Uncle Si actually wears a Christmas jumper...sort of, Uncle Dave is full of cheer, Posh Tash has advice for all and The Thin White Duke is connected to the mains....don't try this at home. They'll all help with advice for Annoying Gran's, Wellingtons, Springy Tins & Odd-Habit-Partners! From all of us on the Agony Uncles, we wish you a very Merry Christmas! Keep those problems coming to AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 42: Jingle your Bells with the Boss's Wife Snog! Cold Turkey & Party Ruining Gits!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2022 35:49


    Ho Ho Ho! Yes, it's an almost-Christmas feel to the Agony Uncles as The Hairy Bikers AKA Uncle Si & Uncle Dave along with their trusty sidekicks Posh Tash & The Thin White Duke solve your terrible troubles, from Turkey Freezy....it is Eazy Peazy? to The Christmas Party Pooper.....I think we all know one of those. Add in some Knife Knowledge and a shocking confidential corner involving The Boss's Wife and you'll find yourself wanting to share your problems too. Email AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk Well Jingle My Bells! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 41: Fizzing Willies, Break Up Blues and Perfect Taters!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2022 37:52


    Here they are again, those wonders of humanity, Uncle Si & Uncle Dave AKA The Hairy Bikers poised to solve your problems, with the help of Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke. In this episode, Sexy Food Fails involving a very poorly gentleman's vegetables, Pub Problems from a man who just likes it simple, The Wedding Album Break Up Blues and as it's Si & Dave, two of the worlds finest cooks, we have The Ultimate Roast Potatoes. Send in your trials and tribs to the Agony team.... AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 40: Wrong Name Nookie, Meet The Ex & Bank of Mum & Dad

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2022 34:12


    Returning with their pearls of wisdom, The Hairy Bikers aka The Agony Uncles are back, complete with Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke to take on your troubles. Imagine your partner shouting out the wrong name at the Peak Of Passion....oh dear.....or being told you have to do Christmas Dinner for thirteen people! Yes, how would you cope? Then there's Meeting The Ex, or the endless holes in the pockets in The Bank Of Mum & Dad. Luckily, our boys have seen it all and they, together with the Agony team, can't wait to get stuck into your stress. Why not e-mail them.... AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 39: Dirty Habits, Lasagne & Weird Willy Holding??

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2022 36:37


    Another week, another set of trials and tribulations for The Hairy Bikers aka The Agony Uncles. Yes, Uncle Si & Uncle Dave together with their sometimes-helpful companions Posh Tash & The Thin White Duke take on your troubles from Liquid Lasagne to The Australia Dilemma and along the way solve the issue of the Filthy Habits and the Phantom Willy Grabber. Phew! After that lot, they'll need a drink! Send in your problems to AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 38: Curry Worry, Mini-Cheddar Cheek & Best Friend HATES MY FELLA!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2022 43:29


    Yes, they're back again....The Hairy Bikers return with The Agony Uncles, solving the issues of the nation and in this week's slightly food-based episode, they dig into A Liver Lover's problems, there's a Curry Worry to deal with, a Lazy Blokes Mini Cheddar Cheek and in Confidential Corner..Help! My Best Friend Hates My Fella! It is all in a days work for Si King, Dave Myers and their sometime helpers, Posh Tash & The Thin White Duke. If you've got a problem, if no-one else can help and if you can find them...........no hang on.....that's the introduction to the A Team. We're WAY better than them. Just E-Mail you problems to: AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.Co.Uk Crazy fool! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 37: Porridge, Boring Husbands, Nights on the Toon and Phone Fails!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2022 44:46


    In another super edition of The Agony Uncles, our fave problem solvers, Uncle Si, Uncle Dave, Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke help with your woes and worries. For example, how useful is a 1200 calorie breakfast when you're dieting? Not much. A night in Newcastle? Uncle Si can advise. Solving the Bored Marriage, well, plenty of advice here plus what happens when you keep destroying your phones!?? We can help. Send in your problems to AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk. Lovely! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 36: Nuts, Family Feuds and Drunken Texting! Oh no!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2022 38:04


    Yes, they're back. The Hairy Bikers aka Uncle Si and Uncle Dave ably assisted by Posh Tash & The Thin White Duke this episode they discuss the difference between men and women. Well, sort of. The differences between those who like Marzipan and those who don't more like, PLUS Married? No Thanks! Then there's the Bad Brother and we get all caught up in kids TV shows as we solve the Drunken Texting Nightmare! It's all in a days work for these two. Email them, AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 35: Pants Pastry, Non-Foodies & Neighbour Nookie

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2022 39:14


    Yes, they're back, Uncle Si & Uncle Dave are here to solve your problems with Pastry as well as helping with Bad Brothers and, possible the worst of all, People Who Don't Care About Food!! Add in a Naughty Neighbour and you have a recipe for success!! Gettit!! Email them. AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.Co.Uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 34: Vesta Chow Mein, Willy Wagglers & Noisy Neighbours

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2022 49:21


    Yes, they're back. Uncle Si & Uncle Dave aka The Agony Uncles are here to help solve your troubles, be they foodie, or in some cases rudie! This episode, we'll hear about Meals From The Past, as well as The Dating App Full of RUDE MEN!. Then there's the Council Sex Complaint.......it's going to get steamy! Helping them on their way The Thin White Duke and Posh Tash and all driven by your fabulous e-mails, so get writing. AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.Co.Uk Lush! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ep 33: Imposter Syndrome, Bad Babysitters and is Nude too Rude??

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2022 38:34


    They're back, your favourite problem solving heroes Uncle Si & Uncle Dave AKA The Hairy Bikers here to fix your woes. This episode, How Far Can You Freeze, plus The Babysitting Nightmare. Then there's Imposter Syndrome to deal with and finally Is Nude Too Rude??Honestly, they can fix anything so send your troubles to AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.Co.Uk and see what they can do for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep 32: Poor Pies, Hidden Kids & The WORST 40th pressie ever!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2022 37:17


    In this week's Agony Uncles, your old friends the Hairy Bikers, Si King & Dave Myers get to grips with the problems of the day. These include the terrible trouble with Pies, the slightly awkward Child He Forgot To Mention, the Wedding Of The 5 Bentleys and in Confidential Corner, The Worst 40th Birthday Present Ever. Crikey! Still, with the help of Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke, they have it all under control!Send in your worries to AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.Co.UkSmash! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep 31: Salad, Friends Fix Up, Fantasies & Wine W****rs

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2022 39:50


    Your Hairy Helpers Uncle Si & Uncle Dave are on hand, together with Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke to assist in your issues. This episode, hear advice on Salads, Married Friends who INSIST on trying to fix up their single friends, work fantasies and those boring WINE W*****S! Send in your troubles to AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep 30: Doing it slowly, Doing it TOO slowly & Pants

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2022 36:19


    Your favourite Uncles of Agony, SI King & Dave Myers aka The Hairy Bikers are back again, like Starsky & Hutch but instead of solving crime, they solve.......you get the idea. Joined by Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke, they have your issues at heart, like the Hot thing that is JUST TOO HOT!! The date that may never happen and the pants that are a turn off. Need help? On anything? Email them. AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep 29: Terrible Teens, Trouble with Toys & CAKE!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2022 46:25


    It's the welcome return of Uncle Si & Uncle Dave as well as Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke to discuss all matters problematic, from a child missing to the horrors of teenage-hood to a question about cake. We love cake. Mmmmmmm.........cake........Also Si & Dave give their own personal tribute to Her Majesty the Queen. As always, send in your trouble to AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.co.uk A problem shared is.....well, a jolly good podcast hopefully! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep 28: Budget Cooking, One-Hit Wonders & Wedding Photo Fails

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 42:37


    Is there any end to the Agony? Well, thankfully not as you continue to pose your problems to Uncle Si & Uncle Dave, the Agony Uncles, ably assisted by Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke. This week, something we're all concerned about, the cost of cooking! The boys have some ideas and for a freebie sunday roast that cooks quickly but is full of flavour, head to www.hairybikers.com/.They also deal with Lobsters, Lost Wedding Pics & the Pop Star Who Never Was. There is no end to their talents!Send your probs to AgonyUncles@TheHairyBikers.Co.UkLush! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

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