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Bartender stories from 20 years of Serving Time Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/greg-studley/support

Greg Studley


    • Mar 27, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 30m AVG DURATION
    • 63 EPISODES

    4.9 from 69 ratings Listeners of Behind Bars: Cocked Tales and Wasted Nights that love the show mention: studley, drunk, greg, bar, stories, hilarious, interviews, next, awesome, listen.


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    The Behind Bars: Cocked Tales and Wasted Nights podcast is an absolute delight for anyone looking for a hilarious and entertaining listen. Hosted by Greg Studley, this podcast offers a unique perspective on the bar scene, filled with funny stories, crazy interviews, and plenty of humor. Studley's witty wordplay and clever turns-of-phrases make for an engaging listening experience that will keep you entertained from start to finish.

    One of the best aspects of this podcast is Greg Studley's storytelling ability. He has a knack for painting vivid pictures with his words, making you feel like you're right there in the bar with him. His hilarious anecdotes about slangin' drinks and his experiences in the bar scene are sure to have you laughing out loud. Additionally, the crazy interviews he conducts bring a unique dynamic to the show, providing even more entertainment value.

    Another great aspect of this podcast is the raw honesty that Studley brings to his stories. He doesn't shy away from sharing his flaws and vulnerabilities, making him relatable and authentic as a host. This authenticity is refreshing in a world where many podcast hosts come off as pretentious or overly preachy. Studley's self-deprecating humor makes him instantly likable and keeps the tone light-hearted throughout.

    However, it's worth noting that this podcast may not be suitable for everyone. Some listeners may find the content to be too explicit or offensive, as Studley doesn't hold back when it comes to discussing topics like sex and drugs. While this can be entertaining for those who enjoy edgier humor, it may not be everyone's cup of tea.

    In conclusion, The Behind Bars: Cocked Tales and Wasted Nights podcast is a must-listen for anyone looking for a good laugh and a unique perspective on the bar scene. Greg Studley's storytelling skills combined with his witty humor make for an enjoyable listening experience that will leave you wanting more. Just be aware that the content may not be suitable for all audiences. Overall, this podcast is a gem and well worth a listen for anyone over the age of 21.



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    Latest episodes from Behind Bars: Cocked Tales and Wasted Nights

    Episode 60- The Night the Cops Called Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2024 15:04


    A Baller, An After Party, A Scooter Wipe Out, Fake Boobs and a 911 Call

    Episode 59- The Night I Interviewed Comic Alan Bromwell

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2023 56:25


    Aliens and Race, Fireworks and Jail, Circular Breathing, Breathalyzers and BDSM, Resurrecting a Viking, Burger King's Real NameThanks for listening, subscribing and reviewing!If you want to support the podcast, you can do that here-https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednightsJust Close Ithttps://youtu.be/63ITtPNdlFk?si=RtcXQ5vpp_wgg33cFind out where Alan's performing at alanbromwell.comFollow him on IG @alan.bromwellThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4523219/advertisement

    Episode 58- The Night I Interviewed Beka the Model

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2023 50:39


    Trampled by Tramps, Throwing Flames, A HeliCOPter, "I'm partyin' (and may fall), ESPN and Cyborgs, Love Bombingcockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.comSupport the podcast @https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednightsJust Close Ithttps://youtu.be/63ITtPNdlFk?si=gdJ8u7TKabDDdTxUThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4523219/advertisement

    Episode 57- The Night I Interviewed Bar Owner Ryan

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2023 25:13


    Oedipus Rex, Gettin down with coworkers, I want my 3 dollars, The Last Crusade, Being super good at drugs and boozeJust Close Ithttps://youtu.be/63ITtPNdlFk?si=lQY__XzM9zs6m0MeBB Counterpoints! on Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednightsThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4523219/advertisement

    Episode 56- The Night I Interviewed Denver Comedian Rick Bryan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2023 34:31


    The Whitest Mexican, How to Survive in the Desert, Prison and on Stage, I Ate All the Shrooms, Blacking Out, Don't be Dumb, Camp Lejuene, Post Show PukeRICK BRYANhttps://www.rickbryancomedy.com/EXTRAShttps://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednightsJUST CLOSE IThttps://youtu.be/63ITtPNdlFk?si=nTaoDEN-jQjeH3vwThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4523219/advertisement

    Episode 55- The Night I Interviewed Patrick the Beverage Director

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2023 30:54


    Born to Hippies, Thespian to Mixologist, Fake ID Fight, No Way With Hathaway, A Kegel Keg ChangeSupport the podcast and get extras on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednightsCheck out Just Close It on YouTube!https://youtu.be/63ITtPNdlFkThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4523219/advertisement

    Episode 54- The Night I Interviewed Tripp Van Wilder

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2023 51:18


    ADD, Neon Lab Sex, A Doomed Drug Run, Steamboat Party House, A Bar Bought, A Stabbing Stopped and a Fishy Roommate. Barbarians, meet Tripp Van Wilder!Support the podcast on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednightsJust Close Ithttps://youtu.be/63ITtPNdlFkThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4523219/advertisement

    Episode 53- The Night I Interviewed Timmy Me Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2023 55:21


    Cropdusting Celebrities, Malort, The Porn Identity, Popeye's Swollen Colon, Cheers Clinking Etiquette and Tales of Three CrackheadsSupport the podcast by listening to COUNTERPOINTS! on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednightsThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4523219/advertisement

    Episode 52 - The Night I Interviewed Todd the Guy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2023 36:39


    Holiday Gun Play, Sandwich Shield, Motorbike Men and a Stranger in the Shower.Check out Counterpoints! on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednightsAnd, check out my new podcast on dating!https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/better-off-single/id1676327991Send in your stories!cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

    Counterpoints! 3 - Chance the Author

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2023 79:43


    Re-Introducing: Counterpoints! The super relaxed post-interview show at my kitchen counter where we cover pretty much anything!Barbarians! Just wanted to remind everyone that I now have bonus material over on Patreon! Here's another freeview! It's just a $3 tip monthly! Click the link in the show notes!This one's with Chance the Author. We covered getting struck by lightning, how I got my facial scar and the haunted 11 mile challenge! (And a ton of other stuff as well!)Cheers!https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights

    Episode 51- The Night I Interviewed Jess the Manager

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2023 45:36


    Helping out the family, Queen of the 86, Creepy Golfers, the folly of marriage, and a murder worthy of Dateline!Check out Counterpoints! on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednightscockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.comJust Close It!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63ITtPNdlFk&t=106s

    Episode 50- The Night I Interviewed T-Battle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2023 45:42


    Livin' life, Aspen Snow Banks, 86'd One Hit Wonders, Unisex Bathrooms, Broke in VegasSupport the podcast and subscribe on Patreon for Counterpoints! and other exclusive content to come!https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednightsemail me @cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

    Introducing- Counterpoints!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2023 29:15


    Barbarians! We WON! We are the winners of the Signal Awards Listener's Choice um, Award...and nabbed a silver medal for Best Comedy Episode for the Stormy Daniels story! You folks showed the eff up! THANK YOU!!!!!!I've started a companion podcast for Cocked Tales and Wasted Nights. It's called "Counterpoints". It's going to basically be a post interview chat at my kitchen counter after we do the real one in the studio. A lot more informal, and after a few more beers! Right now there's one episode up on Patreon and I wanted to share this one with y'all for free dollars!I plan to release two a month on Patreon, so if you're into it, here's the link:patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednightsSo, here's Matt and I talking about Tinder, drugs and cowboy boots, plus an update on Kid Amazing!Would love some feedback!cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.comCheers!

    Yooooj Important Announcement!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2022 2:28


    Folks, I'm a finalist in the inaugural Signal Awards for podcasting! I'd love if y'all took a minute (possibly 2) and cast your vote and get our audio debauchery a major award! It's Frajeeelay! Seriously, I'm also taking a moment here to recognize and thank all of you for making this even happen! Fo Reelz! Y'all are the best! Let's stand up to the Goliaths of the space!Click the link below and lessgo!!!Cheers!https://vote.signalaward.com/PublicVoting#/2022/individual-episodes/general/comedy

    Episode 49- The Night I Interviewed Matt Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2022 40:35


    Relationships, Strip clubs, Screenplays, A Case of Beer and a Risky Joke and a New Project?

    Episode 48- The Night I Interviewed Matt Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2022 34:12


    Hollywood Knights, Winston Churchill, Well Dressed Rock Stars, Greg's Mom, Exit Interviews

    Episode 47- The Night I Interviewed Lydia

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2022 40:32


    A Boob Flash Truce, Coerced Kitchen Patrol, a Famous Roommate, a Beaver in a Mexican Bowling Alley and Spontaneous a cappella Crue

    Episode 46- The Night I Won an EVVY

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2022 21:31


    A Gorgeous Serbian Server, Attempted Amateur Porn, Crashing a Party, a Major Award and the Libra Scale Finding Balance

    Episode 45- The Night I Interviewed Chance the Author

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2022 52:15


    A Brush with a Serial Killer, ADD, Purple Rain in Philly, Thar be Treasure in These Parts, Better Caul Saul (Cause Hollywood, Here he Comes!) and a Trilogy in the Making

    Episode 44- The Night I Interviewed Steph

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 39:02


    High Trays, GJ/SD/DEN, Finger Snapping, Booze for Boobs, Eff the Raiders, Service Well Sex, a Superbowl Snafu, Tankinis, Lingerie and Boofing 101.

    Episode 43- The Night I Interviewed Ash

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2022 37:57


    South Carolina to Denver, Working Hard to Get Behind the Stick, Titty Bumps, Buttslaps, Greg as a Savage Hot Chick, An 86 With Vengeance, And My Dumb Jokes Falling Flat.

    Episode 42- The Night I Got on the Radio

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2022 20:04


    High inFidelity, Eastern Philosophy, The Afternoon Fiasco, a gymnast and a dose of dumb luck.

    Episode 41- The Night I Interviewed Yager

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2022 36:19


    Virgin Island Machetes, Machete himself, Aussies in Austin, Cocktail Pop Quiz Fails and the secret of the Four Toothbrushes

    Episode 40- The Night I Interviewed Bar Security Guard Extrordinaire Sumaro

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2022 37:53


    Harry Potter disappears, blow and rugby, endurance doin' it, getting the finger, employee discounts and gettin' it on in the upstairs bathroom.

    Episode 39- The Night I Interviewed Tyler

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2022 43:22


    A badly timed buttplug, the truth about wine, swinging strippers, dropping names and number 2's and a dad shreddin' the gnar brah.

    Episode 38- The Night I Showed You my Crazy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 19:31


    An LA Story, an evil plan, courtroom drama, TV trouble and an exodus to the mountains

    Episode 37- The Night I Interviewed Louis the Comedian

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2021 47:19


    A Jehovah's Witness on the Fringe, overuse of the word authentic and its iterations, pre show porn, hashtag life, international shenanigans, a joke is born and we learn something that isn't Louis' thing...

    Episode 36- The Night I Went to my Brother's Wedding

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 22:27


    A wedding invite, a failure to launch, a premature engagement, and a red-eye to remember.

    Episode 35- The Night I Interviewed Dave the Regular

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 23:49


    A Southern Gent, A Phish Show with Mom, Guns 'N' Doses

    Episode 34- The Night I Did a Show in Belize

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 27:05


    Headlining for world beaters, an unlucky break, a gig in paradise, a golf cart goof and a brush with Belize's finest.

    Episode 33- The Night I Interviewed Boston James

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2021 35:58


    A fight with family, a narcoleptic Irishman, urine trouble, a car fire, gun play and a drunken affair.

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    Episode 32- The Night I Interviewed Tommy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2021 23:13


    Weed, Blown Out Knees, Tears, Hostels and a Cuckold for the ages!

    Episode 31- The Night Buck Interviewed Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 44:13


    A lewd Applebee's act, a long walk, another Stern Show fail and a regurgitation revelation. Buck turns the tables and interviews me in this one!

    Episode 30- The Night I Told You Why I Have to Bartend

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2021 25:24


    Fireworks, a drowned lawnmower engine, a dead dump truck, a broken chimney, a nail gun miss and a Howard Stern Show fail by yours truly. Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode! Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/https://podcorn.com/

    Episode 29- The Night They Introduced Me to Molly

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2021 24:05


    Molly and a sock, dreams come true, a squirt-gun fight for the ages, losing money in Vegas, and neighbors to rave about.

    Episode 28- The Night I Kwit Karaoke

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2021 24:15


    An Entourage of actors, missed movie making, a fashionable birthday and the most unprofessional behavior in my illustrious career.

    Episode 27- The Night I Interviewed Robin Michelle

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 28:31


    Rappin' with Robin about Biker Bars, Shrooms, Cat Parades and Festive Fingerbangs.

    Episode 26- The Night I was Outfoxed

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 21:22


    Screenwriting fails, canine connections and the night the foxy femme fatale walked into my life and how The Enemy busted me right after.

    Episode 25- The Night I Interviewed DJ Dylan

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 43:37


    In this one, we get the origin story of Dylan's journey from the South to Colorado, a few sweet gigs he held, some same sex lovin', and how he was choked into becoming a DJ! Enjoy!

    Episode 24- The Night I Interviewed The Producer

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2021 35:55


    For this one, I interviewed"The Producer"; a Babbling Beantown Bombast Brother of mine who talks the talk and walks the walk. A showbiz wiz who spins tales of gold and never lets you get a word in edgewise! But, awe...look who's pretty!

    Episode 23- The Night I was a Secret Shopper

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2021 21:00


    During my odd jobs survival phase, I got a job I decided would bring me bad karma, and, let's just say, blew it off!

    Episode 22- The Night the Bull Went Mad

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2021 22:19


    You asked, I delivered. Here's an account of a meteoric rise and catastrophic fall in the bar biz and ultimately why I left LA. Not the feelgood episode you may have wanted, but I still managed to wedge in some zingers!

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    Episode 21- The Night I Interviewed the Young Dubliner Keith Roberts

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2020 56:59


    An interview with a singer, guitarist and founding member of The Young Dubliners! Keith and I wax philosophic about wine, women, song and toilets. Many stories from a many storied career to be had in this one, listeners!

    Episode 20- The Night I Phoned Jesse Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2020 36:07


    Part Two of my phone call with Jesse. During our break after one, he got drunker and I ate shrooms, not expecting his desire to have another conversation. So, it's a little all over the place, but I feel in spite of his story repetition, we got some good stuff! A crackhead, a musician, a case of mistaken identity, a radio show reveal, a lost baggie and a domestic dispute. Enjoy! Oh, and stay tuned for the outtakes at the end!

    Episode 19- The Night He Was Buck by Popular Demand

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 21:27


    Another Buck Episode. His first interview has been a fan favorite since it went up, so we brought him back for some more yarns to spin. It definitely gets raunchy, and the topics are, shall I say, a little "fluid", and I even got in on it! Listen at your own risk! Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving!

    Episode 18- The Night I Phoned Jesse Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 40:07


    Due the 'vid, I had to interview my friend and mentor Jesse the Manimal on the phone. What follows is a collection of recollections of our youthful indiscretions! Oh yeah, he was plastered. Enjoy!

    Episode 17- The Night I Won a Trip to Tales of the Cocktail

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 23:35


    So, I "won" a contest, got hammered in the French Quarter, got cock-blocked somethin' fierce and almost put my friend in a serial killer's SUV. Ya know, typical Monday thru Thursday stuff.

    Episode 16- The Night Jack Bauer Pulled His Pants Down. A Lot.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2020 13:14


    A Run in with a Young Gun, and some tighty whities any mom would be proud of!

    Episode 15- The Night I Interviewed Snap

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 27:53


    My interview with Snap, a former co-worker, manager and now...DUM DUM DUM!!!! A WINE GUY! Oosh. Sorry for the delayed release, had the show in St. Louis with Stormy and had to finish the Just Close It video, now available on YouTube!

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    Episode 14- The Night I Played an Adult Version of Ring Toss

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 21:12


    Building off Buck's tale, a menage a trois, a decent proposal and a game of ring toss for the ages!

    Episode 13- The Night I Interviewed Buck

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2020 19:55


    My interview with Buck and the night he blew a menĂ¡ge a trois, but still pulled off a successful pre-shift. Or pre shaft. Depending on how ya look at it.

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