Critical Arcade

This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick descend into Elden Ring: Nightreign—FromSoftware's latest reminder that joy is fleeting and bosses have no chill. Set in the hauntingly beautiful Limveld, the duo trades the sunny plains of the world they used to know for a realm now soaked in gloom, grief, and gravestones. As they chase down and destroy the nightmare-fuelled Nightlords (Except for Augur, he's just a blue floating manatee.) They must adapt to the rapid roguelike gameplay, wish for decent RNG loot drops, and overlook the Pepe Le Pew-inspired janky jumping. Can Dave overcome the pressure of letting his team down? And can Nick add another Fromsoft Platinum trophy to his collection? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick find themselves waking up in the worst Airbnb in Tamriel—a damp prison cell with rats, bad lighting, and a suspicious lack of exit strategy. That's right, it's Oblivion Remastered, the shiny, modded, and lovingly overhauled return to Bethesda's iconic 2006 open-world RPG. As Emperor Uriel Septim shows up in their cell to tell them they're the chosen ones—because of course they are—the duo is thrust into a sprawling adventure across Cyrodiil filled with political intrigue, demonic invasions, and some of the jankiest NPC dialogue animations this side of the White-Gold Tower. Will Dave finally figure out how to level efficiently without accidentally making the world impossibly difficult? Can Nick resist the urge to Fus Ro Dah someone into a lake—even though, yes, that's Skyrim and no, it doesn't work here? And most importantly, how many times will they get derailed by side quests before remembering there's, you know, an actual Oblivion crisis happening? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick trade space marines for medieval mayhem as they dive headfirst into Doom: Dark Ages—the blood-soaked prequel we never knew we needed. Set centuries before the events of the modern Doom series, this brutal reimagining throws the Doom Slayer into a world of stone castles, haunted cathedrals, and hellspawn in chainmail. Armed with a fist forged in demonic fire, a flail that probably violates several Geneva Conventions, and yes, a medieval chainsaw shield, our hosts hack, slash, and shoot their way through a kingdom that desperately needs a hero.As they unravel the ancient lore behind the Slayer's origins. Expect intense boss fights, heavy metal Gregorian chants, and enough gore to repaint the castle walls several times over. Grab your gauntlets and grit your teeth—because this week, it's not just about ripping and tearing... It's about doing it with medieval flair. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick grab their retro-futuristic cameras and slip on their skater shoes to explore the neon-lit, decaying world of Umurangi Generation—a first-person photography game where the apocalypse isn't coming… It's already here. Set in the last city standing after a slow-motion global collapse, they take on the role of a courier-slash-shutterbug tasked with documenting the final days of humanity through the lens of Gen Z cynicism and lo-fi aesthetic grit.As Dave frantically searches for the right angle to capture a giant mech looming over a dance party, Nick becomes weirdly obsessed with snapping pictures of pigeons in gas masks and spray-painted slogans that hit a little too close to home. The vibes are immaculate, the worldbuilding is environmental, and the political commentary is sharp enough to cut through a hazmat suit.Will they unlock every lens, find every hidden photo op, and interpret the unspoken poetry of a dying world? Or will they just take blurry shots of their own feet and call it art? Either way, this week's episode is a gritty, melancholic love letter to rebellion, expression, and taking one last beautiful picture before the lights go out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick pack their best magical brushes and step into the hauntingly beautiful, surreal nightmare that is Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. In a world where death comes not from war or plague, but from a woman with a paintbrush and a god complex, they join the 33rd Expedition—one of humanity's last desperate hopes to break a deadly cycle. Every year, the Paintress awakens and paints a number onto the monolith. Everyone of that age is instantly erased from existence, memories and all.As they traverse crumbling cities frozen in time, twisted dreamscapes, and melancholic ruins of civilizations of old, Dave tries to keep up with the fast-paced, reflex-based combat while muttering “this is turn-based?!” every few minutes. Meanwhile, Nick gets distracted mid-battle by the fact that every enemy looks like a tragic French oil painting that just came to life and wants to kill you. With the clock ticking and only one year left before humanity is fully erased, our duo must master the art of dodging, parrying, and emotionally processing existential horror in real time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick polish up their lightsabers and take on Star Wars: The New Droid Army, a Game Boy Advance title that boldly asks the question: “What if Anakin Skywalker had a bad day, bad intel, and a worse run animation?” Set between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith, this pocket-sized adventure drops Anakin onto Tatooine with a mission to investigate a new kind of droid that, somehow, completely ignores lightsabers, which seems like something the Jedi Council probably should've mentioned before deployment.As Anakin, the boys battle through wave after wave of robotic enemies, shady bounty hunters, and the occasional “wait, where am I supposed to go?” moment, all while navigating levels that look like someone spilled Star Wars onto a spreadsheet. But hidden beneath the crunchy graphics and suspicious hitboxes is a story filled with betrayal, double-crosses, and enough lightsaber swinging to qualify as cardio. Can Dave's Nostalgia goggles find any redeeming qualities in a game as complex as Jar Jar Binks? Will Nick ever remember the name of Liam Neeson's character in the Phantom Menace? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave have to grab their notebooks, hold onto their rabbits' feet, and dive headfirst into the twisted, ever-changing corridors of Blue Prince. In this rougelike puzzle game, they play the role of Simon P. Jones, a young boy who is to inherit the estate of his great uncle Herbert S. Sinclair, but it comes with one catch: they must locate a hidden 46th room within the mansion in order to secure his inheritance. Failure to reach that room within the span of a single day means Simon must start the search fresh the next day, as the house's architecture is rearranged overnight. Can Dave stop barreling ahead with all the strategic grace of a caffeine-fueled raccoon? And will Nick's vast board gaming experience mean nothing will be left undiscovered? (Except maybe the sprint button!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave put away their weapons, slow down time, and step into the beautiful, contemplative dreamscape of The Gardens Between. In this surreal puzzle adventure, they join childhood friends Arina and Frendt as they explore a string of mysterious island gardens, each one crafted from fragments of their shared memories. With the power to control time itself, Nick and Dave will have to guide the pair through shifting pathways, manipulate objects frozen in moments, and unlock the quiet stories hidden within the scenery.As they venture deeper into this emotional journey, they'll encounter oversized swings, glowing lanterns, and long-forgotten treasures from the friends' past. Why does Dave think every game like this must have some dark twist at the end? And can Nick put on monetary value to the warm fuzzies this game give you? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick take to the stars in Stellaris, where diplomacy, warfare, and questionable ethics collide in a galaxy teeming with possibilities. As they forge their own interstellar empire, they'll have to balance exploration, technological advancement, and the occasional existential crisis when a sentient AI starts asking too many questions. Will they embrace the path of peace, fostering alliances and trade with other civilizations? Will Nick decide that diplomacy is overrated and declare war on anything that moves? Can Dave resist the urge to genetically modify his entire population into something completely unrecognizable? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick step into the ring, lace up their boots, and prepare to throw down in WWE 2K25! With an updated roster, improved mechanics, and enough over-the-top action to make even the most seasoned wrestling fan cheer, they'll be suplexing their way through the latest entry in the legendary franchise. Whether it's mastering the new MyRise story mode, dominating the squared circle in Universe Mode, or creating the most ridiculous custom wrestler imaginable, there's no shortage of mayhem to be had. Will Nick finally land his dream match between a 10-foot-tall, 500-pound luchador and a suspiciously accurate recreation of himself? Can Dave resist the urge to turn every match into a chaotic no-rules brawl between himself and Logan Paul? Tune in as they find out if WWE 2K25 is a title-worthy champ or just another jobber in the franchise! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Critical Arcade is back and this week Dave and Nick ditch their usual two-legged protagonists for something far more nimble—an adorable stray cat. In Stray, they explore a breathtaking cybercity, abandoned by humans but repurposed by quirky, humanoid robots just trying to get by. Will Nick ever stop getting distracted by the sheer joy of the tone altering music and inorganic sound design? Can Dave persevere through the dark narrative when he thought it was a game about being a cute cat? And just how long will it take before one of them gets their head stuck in a paper bag? Find out as they experience one of the most unique perspectives gaming has to offer—whiskers, tail, and all! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave strap on their heart-shaped sunglasses and ride into the neon dreamscape of 'Sayonara Wild Hearts.' Described as a "pop album video game," this dazzling rhythmic adventure takes them through a kaleidoscope of vibrant worlds filled with motorcycles, skateboards, laser duels, and heartbreak. As they follow the journey of a heartbroken woman transforming into a masked biker named "The Fool," they'll have to dodge obstacles, collect hearts, and face off against a series of tarot-inspired enemies. Will Dave's brain melt trying to solve the Tarot riddles? And does Nick find a deeper meaning in this game's purple color palette?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave take on the role of everyone's favorite byte-sized robot Astro Bot. After bumping into the galaxy's infamous Space Bully Nebulax, they are tasked with rebuilding their spacefaring PS5 and rounding up all their little robot pals from over 100 different planets some inspired by Playstation's most memorable franchises. Can Dave stop accidentally calling this game 'Astro Boy'? And why does Nick believe this game is a true contender for Game of the Year?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave dive into the colorful and creative world of The Lego Movie Videogame! Released in 2014, this game tries to capture all the charm, humor, and endless possibilities of the Lego universe, offering players a chance to relive the adventures of Emmet, Wyldstyle, Batman, and a whole host of other iconic characters from the hit movie. As they journey through vibrant locations like Bricksburg, Cloud Cuckoo Land, and the Wild West, our hosts must use their creativity to build, break, and rebuild their way through a series of imaginative puzzles and challenges. Will this game rekindle the joy Nick found in other Lego games? And can Dave survive the onslaught of hearing "that" song again and again and again and again?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave set sail for adventure in the sprawling world of Tales of Vesperia. They take on the mantle of Yuri Lowell, a former Imperial Knight who's more comfortable solving problems with his fists than following orders. They stumble upon a plot involving the misuse of ancient technology called "blastia," they must journey through the slums of Zaphias to the farthest reaches of Terca Lumireis. Along the way, they'll meet a colorful cast of characters: Estelle, the sheltered noble with a hidden power; Rita, the genius mage with a short fuse; Karol, the wannabe warrior with a big heart; and Repede, the pipe-chomping dog who might just be the most capable member of the team. Will Nick handle the grueling mechanics of the combat system? And will Dave rage quit after another unskippable group chat?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave take a deep breath and dive headfirst into the cinematic and suspense-filled world of Erica. Playing as Erica Mason, a young woman haunted by the brutal murder of her father finds herself entwined in the inner workings of the mental institution her mother was sent to. They must make split-second decisions that could alter the course of the story—and Erica's fate—forever. Does Dave actually consider this a video game? And will Nick ever save the annoying girl?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave suit up in nano suits to take on the role of Alcatraz, a Marine left for dead but given a second chance thanks to an advanced nanofiber suit. They must battle through the ravaged cityscape and traverse various environments, from the flooded streets of Lower Manhattan to the crumbling skyscrapers of Midtown. All this while engaging the sinister CELL corporation and the terrifying Ceph alien invasion that threatens humanity's survival. Will Nick ever live it down by comparing this game to 1989's "Blind Fury"? And will Dave ever realize that there is no health bar?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Nick and Dave step into the roles of Gorrister, Benny, Ellen, Nimdok, and Ted. Each with their own uniquely torturous scenario designed by AM, an Artificial Intelligence, to exploit their deepest fears and regrets. They'll have to explore the dark and twisted environments AM creates, ranging from a desolate wasteland to a gruesome meat processing facility, all while grappling with themes of guilt, survival, and redemption. Will Nick manage to navigate the absurd puzzles? And will Dave's research sway his opinion?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on an epic intergalactic journey with everyone's favorite Lombax and his trusty robotic sidekick. They must uncover the sinister plot of Emperor Percival Tachyon, a tyrannical Cragmite hell-bent on destroying Ratchet and reclaiming the galaxy for his race. Along the way, they learn about the mysterious disappearance of the Lombaxes and Ratchet's role in this ancient conflict. Does Nick's heart have room for a slick, thieving raccoon and loveable Lombaxian mechanic? And can Dave recover from realizing PS3 is considered retro?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick venture into the beautifully pixelated yet perilous world of 'Children of Morta.' Delving deeper into the ever-changing caverns, forests, and temples, they'll need to harness the strengths of each Bergson—whether it's John's steadfast sword and shield, Linda's precise archery, or Lucy's powerful spells—to survive the relentless onslaught of enemies. Is this the first Indie game to disappoint Nick? And will this game be able to point and click its way into Dave's heart?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave find themselves in the bustling, post-apocalyptic metropolis of New Eridu, the last urban civilization standing. In Zenless Zone Zero. They step into the roles of Proxies, guiding survivors through dangerous anomalies and battling mysterious, interdimensional entities known as the Ethereal. As they navigate the vibrant streets and shadowy alleyways, they'll need to harness their combat skills and strategic prowess to protect the city's inhabitants and uncover the truth behind the Ethereal invasions. Will Nick be able to see past the nightmare that was his first impression? And will Dave bother remembering names in a story that has no end?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick step into the shoes of a high school student who merges with a mysterious being to turn into a Nahobino, gaining incredible powers to help navigate post-apocalyptic Tokyo transformed into Da'at, a realm where angels and demons clash in an eternal struggle. They'll encounter a vast array of supernatural beings, from the familiar Jack Frost to the menacing Lucifer, each with their own motives and potential alliances. Will Dave recover from his massive set back? Will Nick's first dive into a franchise spanning across 32 years leave him wanting more?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick are locked and loaded as they blast their way through the action-packed world of Gunstar Heroes. Originally released in 1993, this adrenaline-fueled run-and-gun shooter pits our dynamic duo against the evil forces of the Empire. With a variety of weapons at their disposal and the ability to combine them for devastating effects, Dave and Nick embark on a high-octane adventure to save the galaxy from destruction. Will Dave become the Fire bender he's always dreamed of? And can Nick handle yet another betrayal?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on a journey through the gritty, neo-noir world of Gemini Rue. Set in a distant future where corruption reigns supreme, players are thrust into the roles of two protagonists: Azriel Odin, a former assassin seeking redemption, and Delta-Six, an amnesiac seeking to uncover the truth of his identity. As they navigate the dark alleys and shadowy dealings of the Gemini system, they'll encounter dangerous criminals, shady corporations, and a conspiracy that stretches to the highest levels of power. Has Dave discovered a new story thread where Lizzo is the supreme leader? And does Nick daydream of a world where he is a gruff, no-nonsense detective?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's thrilling installment of Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick venture into the clandestine world of international espionage with Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow. Join them as they slip into the shadowy persona of Sam Fisher, a seasoned operative tasked with thwarting a deadly biological threat poised to unravel global stability. Together, they must navigate treacherous environments from sun-soaked cityscapes to dimly lit catacombs, employing cutting-edge gadgets and razor-sharp wit to outwit their adversaries. Why does Nick have to dual-wield a controller and a keyboard? And has Dave unlocked the conspiracy of the Mega Mug?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave find themselves in the high-heeled boots of Eve, a member of the 7th Airborne Squad sent to Earth to help defeat the Naytiba and reclaim what was once theirs. But everything isn't quite what it seems, with the origin of humans in question and not knowing if they're fighting for good or evil. They will find themselves locked in an impossible situation. Has Dave spotted the subtle hints of a story that's already been told? And can Nick find earrings that match his outfit?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick shrink down to pint-sized proportions as they embark on a wacky adventure in Tiny Toon Adventures! They enter the zany world of Acme Acres, where Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Plucky Duck, and the rest of the gang are gearing up for some wild escapades. From dodging Elmyra's affectionate clutches to outsmarting Montana Max's schemes, our dynamic duo must navigate through a series of colourful levels filled with classic platforming challenges and hilarious hijinks. Will Dave succumb to the looping music? And will Nick's nostalgia goggles tarnish his score?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Meet the dynamic duo behind The Critical Arcade Podcast, a gaming podcast like no other. Nick, the lively and immersive gamer, pairs his boundless energy with a knack for diving headfirst into the gaming universe. On the other side of the controller is Dave, the seasoned gaming pro who has seen it all and values the art of storytelling in games. Together, they bring a unique blend of gaming insights and humor to every episode.Critical Arcade is your gateway to the gaming world with a comedic twist. Nick and Dave delve into the narratives, visuals, audio, gameplay, and value for money in video games, all while sharing a good laugh. Whether you're a hardcore gamer or just someone who enjoys gaming casually, Critical Arcade offers an entertaining and informative journey through the gaming cosmos. Join Nick and Dave as they celebrate gaming as an art form, delivering a podcast experience that combines expertise with laughter.Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this electrifying episode of Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on a mesmerizing voyage through the riveting world of Close to the Sun. Set against the backdrop of an alternate history where Nikola Tesla's inventions have reshaped the fabric of society, they find themselves thrust into a thrilling adventure aboard the Helios, a colossal ship conceived as a utopian haven for the world's greatest minds. As they assume the role of Rose Archer, a courageous journalist in search of her sister Ada, who is among the brilliant minds aboard the Helios, Dave and Nick delve deep into the heart of mystery and intrigue. The Helios, a floating bastion of scientific marvels, holds secrets darker than the depths of the ocean it traverses. Can Nick cope with listening to the poorly written dialogue? And does Dave spot an even bigger mystery behind the lead character Rose?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This time on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on a wild, time-traveling adventure with Ape Escape 2. Our dynamic duo finds themselves equipped with futuristic gadgets to catch mischievous monkeys that have traveled through time, wreaking havoc. From bustling cities to prehistoric landscapes, the guys swing, jump, and dash their way through various eras in pursuit of those elusive primates. Will Dave master the time-net controls? And can Nick handle the barrage of noise that is the opening song?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on an expansive odyssey through the feudal landscapes of ancient Japan in Rise of the Ronin. Set against the backdrop of a nation torn apart by conflict and political intrigue, they assume the mantle of a masterless samurai, known as a ronin, navigating a world of shifting alliances, treacherous warlords, and ancient traditions. But the path of the ronin is fraught with peril, and they must navigate not only the physical dangers of battle but also the moral quandaries that accompany their choices. Will Dave remember even one person's name? And will Nick finally conquer riding in-game horses?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave are gearing up for a spine-chilling adventure as they journey back to the eerie world of survival horror with Alone in the Dark 3. This installment of the classic franchise plunges players into a Wild West setting filled with supernatural terrors. They are tasked with unraveling the mysteries of Slaughter Gulch. Will Dave ever find out why the cuckoo clock needs meat? And can Nick find a keyboard old enough to play the game? Tune in to find out if they have what it takes to survive the horrors of Alone in the Dark 3.Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on an epic journey through the fantastical realm of Dragon's Dogma 2. They must step into the shoes of the Arisen, accompanied by their trusty Pawn companions, brave the treacherous lands of Gransys, facing off against mythical beasts and ancient evils that threaten the realm's very existence. Will Dave discover why the game's greatest enemy seems to be waist-high water? And can Nick resist the temptation to climb every monster?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, join Dave and Nick as they delve into the harrowing depths of Amnesia: The Dark Descent. This psychological horror masterpiece plunges players into the shoes of Daniel, an amnesiac protagonist navigating through a sinister castle. With a lantern in hand and their sanity teetering on the edge, our intrepid duo must solve puzzles and evade otherworldly terrors. Will Dave maintain his grip on reality and not pee his pants? And can Nick endure the invisible fish monster? Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This time on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave embark on a chaotic and explosive mission in the highly anticipated Helldivers 2. Strapped into their exosuits, they'll dive headfirst into a relentless war against alien forces, armed with an arsenal of high-tech weaponry and strategic teamwork. Facing procedurally generated challenges on hostile planets, our dynamic duo must coordinate airstrikes, deploy automated turrets, and unleash hell to protect Super Earth. Will Nick overcome his PTSD from being left alone on the planet? And will Dave ever stop using the finger guns?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick blast into the pixelated world of Mega Man 2. This iconic platformer has stood the test of time, featuring the blue bomber, Mega Man, on a mission to thwart the evil plans of Dr. Wily. They must navigate through challenging levels filled with robotic adversaries and face off against the formidable Robot Masters. Can Dave conquer the precision jumps, or will he succumb to the infamous disappearing blocks? And will Nick's strategy of rapid-fire blaster button mashing lead him to victory, or leave him in a heap of pixelated defeat? Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick grab their virtual golf clubs and hit the lush fairways of Everybody's Golf. Join them as they explore the picturesque landscapes, from tranquil lakeside courses to challenging mountain terrains. With its intuitive controls and charming characters, this golfing adventure promises a hole-in-one gaming experience. Will Dave's swing be as smooth as his banter? And will Nick's ball end up in the virtual rough? Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on the Critical Arcade join Dave and Nick as they embark on a visually stunning and emotionally charged journey through the enchanting world of Ori and the Blind Forest. This mesmerizing platformer follows the tale of Ori, a guardian spirit, on a quest to save the mystical forest from impending doom. As they navigate through lush environments, overcome challenging puzzles, and confront menacing foes, our dynamic duo will delve into the game's emotionally resonant narrative and breathtaking artistry. Will Dave ever remember to save before a tricky section? And will Nick find out the backstory of the menacing dark owl, Kuro?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on the Critical Arcade Dave and Nick as they dive headfirst into the chaotic world of Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League. Tasked with taking down the iconic members of the Justice League who have gone rogue, our antiheroes Harley Quinn, Deadshot, King Shark, and Captain Boomerang find themselves amid Metropolis' mayhem. Can Nick forgive Rocksteady/WB for what they've done to one of his most beloved franchises? Can Dave wade through the quagmire of monetization thrown at him?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This time on Critical Arcade join Dave and Nick as they step into the enigmatic world of Persona 3 Reload. Our dynamic duo takes on the roles of the silent protagonist and their eclectic group of Persona users as they navigate the mysterious Tartarus tower, a structure that appears during the ominous Dark Hour.As shadows lurk and the clock ticks away, Dave and Nick explore the delicate balance between school life and battling supernatural forces. Can Dave rekindle the romance with his waifu from the past? Will Nick's love for Persona 5 carry over to Persona 3?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade Nick and Dave embark on a thrilling adventure in the bustling city of Yokohama and the relaxing islands of Hawaii. They must delve into an expansive narrative, encounter a cast of eccentric characters, engage in intense turn-based battles, and explore the vibrant streets full of goons and misfits. Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as the hosts face moral dilemmas, unexpected alliances, and the ever-looming threat of rival factions. Will Nick stay awake through the never-ending cutscenes? And will Dave become the ultimate Sujimon master?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, join Dave and Nick and special guest Dani as they saddle up and ride into the expansive and gritty world of 'Red Dead Redemption 2.' Our dynamic trio will don their cowboy hats and step into the worn boots of Arthur Morgan, an outlaw and member of the Van der Linde gang. They'll traverse the rugged landscapes, engage in intense shootouts, and experience the hardships of life on the frontier. Will Dave ever be able to run in the camp? And will Nick manage to keep his horse under control?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, join Nick and Dave as they gear up and hit the bustling streets of Las Vegas in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas. Tasked with dismantling a dangerous terrorist organization, our dynamic duo faces intense urban warfare and high-stakes tactical operations. Will Dave be able to keep a steady aim in the chaotic Vegas Strip, or will the insane mouse sensitivity permanently leave him cross-eyed? And can Nick outsmart the enemy's strategic plans, or will he get distracted by the horrible voice acting?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on a daring space adventure as they delve into the captivating world of 'SteamWorld Heist.' Set in a steampunk universe where water is scarce, they control Captain Piper Faraday and her ragtag crew of robots-turned-pirates. Join us as we strategize our way through procedurally generated spaceships, and engage in epic turn-based battles against rival factions of robots. Will Dave's aim prove true in the zero-gravity shootouts, or will he miss the mark? And can Nick resist the temptation to loot every shiny gear in sight?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade join Dave and Nick as they trade in survival horror and supernatural death games for a sun-soaked paradise with the ladies of "Dead or Alive Extreme Volleyball." Set on the tropical Zack Island, our hosts explore the sandy beaches and crystal-clear waters while engaging in beach volleyball tournaments, exciting mini-games, and relaxing activities. Will Dave manage to keep his focus on the gameplay, or will the stunning visuals distract him? And can Nick resist the temptation to make constant jokes about the game's physics? Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Critical Arcade, join Dave and Nick as they blast into the zany and wacky world of 'Earthworm Jim.' Released in 1994, this cult classic platformer follows the adventures of an ordinary earthworm who stumbles upon a powerful suit, transforming him into an unlikely superhero. With a trusty blaster in hand our heroes traverse bizarre landscapes and face off against quirky enemies like Evil the Cat and Psy-Crow. Can Dave conquer the challenging levels without losing his cool? Does the ending still have Nick shell-shocked?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Dave and Nick embark on an epic journey to the ancient and untamed Sinnoh region. They will step into the shoes of a Pokémon researcher, tasked with creating the region's first-ever Pokédex. Venturing through the rugged landscapes and diverse ecosystems, they'll encounter both familiar and never-before-seen Pokémon, from majestic Heracross to elusive Alpha Blissey. Does Nick ever find out why the Professor has a tea cozy on his head? And why does Dave think Pokemon Arceus is like Elden Ring?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This time on the gaming extravaganza that is Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick spread their wings and take flight in the thrilling realm of "Eagle Island Twist." Soar through the skies with Quill and his loyal owl companion Koji as they embark on a feathered adventure like no other. With the power of elemental spirits at their fingertips, our dynamic duo must navigate treacherous landscapes, battle menacing foes, and unravel the mysteries of the twisted islands they explore. Will Dave ever find out WHY owl throwing is a mechanic? Will Nick find out why this game seems to have missed everyone's radar? Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Dave and Nick power up their gaming consoles and enter the electrifying world of "Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit." Released in 2008, this fighting game takes players on an epic journey through the iconic battles of the DBZ saga. Join our dynamic duo as they unleash powerful ki blasts, engage in intense one-on-one duels, and relive the legendary moments of Goku, Vegeta, and the Z Fighters. Can Dave master the intricate combo system, or will he return to button-mashing? and Is the intro song Nick's favourite part of the game?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Dave and Nick unleash their inner chaos in the post-apocalyptic wasteland of 'Rage 2.' Set in a world ravaged by an asteroid impact, the duo dives headfirst into a frenetic open world filled with bandit factions, mutated creatures, and insane vehicular combat. As they take on the role of Walker, the last Ranger of the wasteland, armed with an arsenal of powerful weapons and supernatural abilities, chaos ensues. Will Nick find his way without a minimap? Will Dave work out why the menus take so long to load?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Nick and Dave climb into their sexiest black suits, whack on some shades, and try not to stand on any cockrouches because they are Peter Delacoeur a master thief and new Men in Black recruit. With agents J and K missing it's up to them to stop Emilio Chauncey from taking over the world. Will Nick find out why A-list voice actors agreed to do this game? And will Dave just add this franchise to the ever-growing list of games Activision bled dry?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.