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Jeffy previews the Academy Awards; we all know who's going to win Best Actor, but the other categories are wide open. The war between Queen Elizabeth II and Meghan Markle is showing no signs of subsiding. Did you ride your local mass transit without wearing pants this weekend? No? You DEFINITELY missed out! Finally, meet the most legendary Galapagos tortoise of all time... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fat Pile Friday is HERE and Jeffy is questioning a report about the "billion" of dead animals in Australia due to the recent fires. The two BIGGEST questions are: who is COUNTING? and why are they COUNTING? Jupiter is being a jerk towards Earth by flinging rocks towards the earth. If you use Grindr as a dating app make sure to be careful who you agree to go on a date because you could end up dead and MISSING your ________.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today was a day for BREAKING NEWS that include coyote attacks in Chicago, Jeffrey Epstein security tapes, and Royal Family troubles. If you live in Chicago make sure you bring a stick because people are getting attacked by coyotes. Jeffrey Epstein tapes were found, but got accidentally deleted... gosh darn. Then BREAKING NEWS from over the pond due to Prince Harry and Meghan the Queen called an emergency meeting to see how they will handle Prince Harry and Meghan leaving the royal duties.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't worry the show is not getting political... Jeffy just realize that President Trump said the wrong word during his speech to the WORLD. New jobs? Jeffy is giving Kris Cruz new job ideas like theme park tester in Florida or Wiener Mobile driver. Should Kris Cruz take any of those? Question of the day comes after a story about a "Sexabration" situation at a hotel and more orgy talk due to Judge Dawn from Kentucky getting caught. Don't forget to submit your best #ISISFlick via the Twitter See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As we start the new year you might have some goals and Jeffy wants to help you by introducing you to Club Soda. Laura Willoughby has a new book called "How to Be a Mindful Drinker" and she wants you to live a healthy life without alcohol. Then we get in the stories of the day like bed bugs eating a kid in Walmart (Well that's the CTF conclusion after reading the entire story). And if you live in Florida you might want to lock your doors because the sucking toe bandit is ON THE RUN! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2020 is starting with a BANG! Jeffy is BACK and this time he wants to talk all about The Golden Globes and who won. Oprah decided to go on tour around the country promoting healthy eating and she'll be interring people like The Rock, Michelle Obama, and Tina Fey. Here we go... Harvey is back in court and Kevin Spacey is on the news again. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Studies show that some people have had a better... intimate...experience in 2019. Speaking of... intimacy, Hugh Hefner is not in a better place right now, but his son is in... the air force? Uh, thank you for your service, I guess. Also, who is the most googled female of the year? And which cancelled television shows are we glad we missed and won't have to see again? Finally, Jeffy shares the story of the time he shoplifted a bag of candy from a grocery store (what a criminal!) and the tale of a British man who inadvertently bought a 26-ft inflatable Santa.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Massachusetts teacher taught his students how to smoke marijuana... Alas, that discussion didn't end well. The list of the top ten highest-earning "YouTubers" will either make you shake your head or turn green with envy. Also, Jeffy and Christian take you on a wild ride through a list of (mostly) failed predictions for the year 2020 that, in hindsight, look pretty darn ridiculous.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are the most awkward things a potential employer could ask you to do during a job interview? Mariah Carey's entourage has come under fire for declining to tip at a restaurant in which they picked up carryout. Faux pas or perfectly reasonable? If you're going to murder someone, you should probably put a note on the body saying you didn't do it, right? Why has spam become a staple in Hawaiian cuisine?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A former Disney actress has found success in a more lucrative (and mature) industry. Her reasoning? She didn't want to play the role of a Disney mom. Then, we all know how many newly released prisoners struggle to re-adapt to freedom, but why is this? David J. Casey, a man who went through this transition and now helps others in the same situation, joins the program to explain why so many released convicts re-offend and are re-incarcerated. No, this isn't a critical review of The Shawshank Redemption, but it is an entertaining and enlightening look at a serious problem through the eyes of someone who knows it best.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you know that Matthew McConaughey does wear deodorant? And he's not the only one in Hollywood. Matthew is not the only one either, you have actors like Brad Pitt, Bradley Cooper, and actress Cameron Diaz. Jeffy also finds out that his producer Kris Cruz is on the same boat of not wearing deodorant. Jay Leno (played by John Di Domenico) and Marisa Echeverría drop by the break room to talk about what's happening in Hollywood. For more information on John Di Domenico visit Johnnyd.net or follow him on Twitter.com/Johnnyd23See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's show is SPECIAL because host of 40 Acres and a Fool, Cam Edwards joins Jeffy to discuss his American Dream and the latest surrounding 2A Sanctuary cities around Virginia. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You been waiting for this all week! Jeffy announces the winners of 2019 Elf on the Shelf Meets Chewing The Fat. Big thanks to North Pole Chief Storyteller Chanda Bell. But don’t worry that’s not all the news for today. As you worked today very hard Jeffy brought you the news that nobody is covering like birth control can be causing issues in your body and what’s trending on Google.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here we go Jeffy is starting strong today with the news you missed while working. Harvey Weinstein is back in court and the judge is not happy due to him having issues with his monitor and forgetting it about 56 times. Is Harvey trying to use his latest medical surgery as a pity party? Texas executes another inmate yesterday and Jeffy goes down the details. Don't forget to subscribe to this show on any platform you like to us. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The FAT SHAMING is not strong enough to bring don't Time's Entertainer of the Year Lizzo. Ashley StClair joins Jeffy and crew to talk about the latest trend of praising fat people. What do you think should we be praying fat people? Then the show gets a call from a Amazon Influencer to talk about his ratings and reviews. Finally the show ends controversial due to the butt slapping that happen to WSAV's Alex Bozarjian. Was the slap an assault? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't worry the show is not political, but we do talk about Trump Toilet issues. In 2019 we are fat shaming and this time we are using the BMI Chart. What do you think is the BMI chart some form of fat shaming? Careful if you have a FitBit because you could be tracked and get caught cheating. Don't forget to support the show by subscribing to Chewing The Fat with Jeffy Fisher https://www.theblaze.com/podcasts/chewing-the-fat-with-jeff-fisherSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Emmy nominations are out and Jeffy is here to go over them and give his predictions. Tennessee executed a blind man and here's his last meal. Did you know that firing squad and hanging are still options in the US as a method of execution? Then Jeffy realizes that the world is spinning out of control after he talks about The Royal family and the latest gossip.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's that time of the year again where Chanda, North Pole Chief Storyteller joins Jeffy to talk about the scout elf's coming back to report to Santa. This year you can also get a scout elf by writing to ChewingTheFat@theblaze.com and telling Jeffy why is your home the best for a scout elf. Don't worry Jeffy also goes through the Fat Pile of the stories he didn't cover during the week. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is a very special day since Jeffy has come back and re-written "Candle in the Wind" so that Prince Andrew doesn't feel as bad since he's the Royal punching bag. Does your job have perks? Jeffy goes down the list of the weird/cool job perks in todays workforce. Bruce Steele a journalist and Disney fan joins Jeffy to talk about his latest book "One Day at Disney: Meet the People Who Make the Magic Across the Globe". Discover what it's like to report to work every day for The Walt Disney Company. Step behind the scenes to immerse yourself in one "ordinary" day at Disney. One Day at Disney is an ambitious and bold global event that showcases unique stories capturing a typical day of magic makers around the world. The project features authentic, unplanned moments and cast members that bring just as much joy and “magic” to Disney’s guests as their content and experiences do. It’s a fascinating look at what happens across The Walt Disney Company worldwide, all within one day, and published in conjunction with the Disney+ two-hour feature documentary of the same name and featured on Good Morning America (host Robin Roberts is featured in it).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you know that people aren't claiming the lotto winnings? Jeffy talks about all the unclaimed lotto tickets around the U.S. Do you use Google search engine? Well here's the most searched keywords in 2019. Jeffrey Epstein is on the news again, but this time we talk about what's happening to the people that knew Epstein and the accidental deaths. Finally Jeffy decides to ignore Kris Cruz during the recording of the podcast and things get a little too spicy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are currently more than 15 million U.S. children living below the federal poverty line. Moreover, 1 out of every 3 children lives in a family where neither parent has full-time, year-round employment. Given that many of these parents struggle to provide the basic essentials of food and shelter for their little ones, millions of children risk disappointment on Christmas morning, with no toys under the tree. With demand for assistance remaining high, we are reaching out to your listeners to purchase toys to donate to Toys for Tots – which will go directly to children in need in your community. Fortunately, parents can turn to the Marine Toys for Tots Program during this time of the year. Our Corporate Partners, and most importantly, the American public, have been very supportive during these tough economic times as the demand for toys remains high.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thanksgiving is done and the news aren't done coming. Twitter said it was deleting inactive by the end of the year so be careful your account might get deleted. Are you visiting family of the holiday break? Well Jeffy is doing a segment on how to behave when you visit. Once again Chick Fil-A is on the news and Jeffy has some thoughts about it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yes it's Wednesday, but it's our Friday and we give you headlines so that you are informed for this years thanksgiving dinner. Is Lowes trying to open a fashion line? Weather is going to be a little crazy this week and the Macy's Parade could be an issue. The ER is going to be full due to Thanksgiving injuries and Jeffy decided to share a story about loosing fingers due to a fence. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeffy talks about his new toys sent by listeners, but he had one complaint about his 'police badge. Don't worry Chewing The Fat is not going to skip thanksgiving and play Christmas music. Mall of America kid talks about his injuries, bikini model goes missing after going in a hike, and finally Jeffy become the official Heinz Ketchup Police Officer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Monday and today Jeffy is talking about criminals and how they are either getting dummer or we have awesome police technology. In China they want you to try donkey because... you decide. Finally we learn how to make sure our cows last longer and yes it involves painting and stripes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MID SEASON FINALE THE WALKING DEAD TITLED: The World Before This is TALKING WALKING DEAD… With myself Jeff Fisher, Jason Buttrill and Maximus Fisher EPISODE DESCRIPTION from IMDB A fight causes tensions in Oceanside; The Alexandrians set out on a high-stakes mission Join us each week after the newest episode as we discuss the latest happenings and what the future may hold. The next new episode will be in February 2020. See you then…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The nominations are in and Michelle Obama got a nomination for her audiobook. Is Frank Sinatra the next #MeToo? Well Jeffy is here to stop that and maybe convince you. In the break room we talk about app dating v. face-to-face dating. Tarah joins Jeffy to discuss why dating offline (not using a app) is better. Then the fat pile goes headline edition since it got SUPER fat this week. If you are traveling this holiday make sure to check with TSA because they added new items you can have in your carry-on bags. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeffy and Kris Cruz took a ride in a smart car and things got very interesting. More college scandals are happening and more people are going to jail, but Jeffy thinks the wrong people are going to jail. A special guest joins Jeffy in the break room to discuss the life of Fred Rogers and his view on life. Finally Jeffy talks with Kris Cruz about his Global Entry interview and after the story do you feel safe? The Simple Faith of Mister Rogers will be of great interest to those who have seen the movie. They will appreciate the exclusive content Amy shares about the faith that helped establish and maintain the wonderful person Fred Rogers was, as depicted so well in the movie. With personal letters between Rogers and Hollingsworth woven into the text, readers will learn the spiritual legacy left behind by the man who can be summed up by one of his favorite quotations from St. Francis of Assisi: “Preach the Gospel at all times; if necessary, use words.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You can earn money by smoking pot and writing reviews about he or she just smoked. Check AmericaMarijuana.org for more information. Then in the break room Jeffy is joined by a special guest. Megan Megale recently penned a piece for TODAY's parenting site about her son and his [losing] battle, noting, “A big piece of me died that night alongside him.” And, Shea Megale is committed to sharing Matt’s story with her first person account as Matt served as one of Shea’s primary caregivers (Shea is wheelchair bound with Spinal Muscular Atrophy). Visit AmericanBoy.org fro more information about this book and support. Tonight don't miss the Unicorn meteor... look up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get your lashes check because you might have some lice or maybe wash your face. Kris Cruz is getting a emotional support animal? Jeffy goes down the list of his disabilities to make sure he needs that emotional support animal. Internet dating has no age limit and today we find that out when a mother is getting more booty than her sons. Cindy's mom (Joy) is a subscriber and she got a S/O from Jeffy, but he gets offended because Cindy mentioned her age. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing says CTF like cows going missing after Dorian and then being found in a island safe. Then we learn that Wendy's turned 50 and they have a special frosty just for you to help them celebrate. A little girl wrote her Christmas list and it totals about 10,000 see what this little girl wants for Christmas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THE WALKING DEAD TITLED: OPEN YOUR EYES This is TALKING WALKING DEAD… With myself Jeff Fisher, Jason Buttrill and Maximus Fisher EPISODE DESCRIPTION from IMDB Carol pushes boundaries that make Daryl uneasy; Alpha and Beta have reservations about someone. Join us each week after the newest episode as we discuss the latest happenings and what the future may hold. Mid Season Finale next week. The last episode this year…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

David and Tamela visit the studios to talk about David's new project with Veggie Tales. Don't miss the new VeggieTales Christmas Special The Best Christmas Gift. Then things get weird as Jeffy tries to discuss the latest happenings in the life of David and Tamela. They discuss MooMoo's by Jeffy, a new clothing line by Tamela Mann, and they close with personal stories. Sit back and enjoy this ride that you will NEVER forget. All-New VeggieTales Christmas Special The Best Christmas Gift Releases on October 22, 2019Introducing NAACP® Image Award Winning Actor and ComedianDavid Mann as “Mr. Nezzer". Focus on the Family and Operation Christmas Child Partnerships. VeggieTales Christmas special, The Best Christmas Gift, on DVD and digital by Universal Pictures Home Entertainment on October 22, 2019. The Christmas special features all the original VeggieTalescharacters, original songs, and introduces all-new Silly Song remixes of “The Hairbrush Song” and “The Water Buffalo Song." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's FAT PILE FRIDAY and Jeffy is here bringing you the news that matter the most. Forget about the impeachment stuff and relax by listening to the fat pile. A special guest joins the crew and talks about his FANTASTIC book The Dangerous Book for Boys. Jeffy forgets today is FRIDAY so he does a quick headlines segment and looks like Popeyes is getting out of control. With over a million copies in print, an Amazon original series, and countless sub-editions on the market, this long awaited sequel to The Dangerous Book for Boys gives fans exactly what they want—an action-packed sequel with more of what made the first volume a quintessential gift. Now, beloved author of The Dangerous Book for Boys Conn Iggulden returns with the highly-anticipated follow-up collection, THE DOUBLE DANGEROUS BOOK FOR BOYS, which has even more information, insights, and diversions for boys from eight to eighty. Designed with the same nostalgic look and feel as the first book, this companion volume includes more than seventy brand new chapters and important skills, fascinating historical information, and essential stories See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The US needs to get a hold of its recalls. We no longer can trust food providers? Why are so many foods being recalled? Jeffy brings you a new FOOD recall and this time is chicken. Then in the break room Kevon Sorbo joins to discuss his new movie. NEW MOVIE EXPOSES THE NECESSITY OF THE 2nd AMENDMENT AGAINST A BACKDROP OF ANARCHY. Starring Kevin Sorbo and Brian Bosworth and having won 8 First Place awards at film festivals, ‘THE RELIANT’. Bio hacking is a thing and this texan is trying to live to be 120 yrs old. Could he make it? Let's see.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The numbers are in and we know the HIGHEST paid radio host in the US. Death row inmate died for a couple of seconds and came back to life, he wants to be freed because he technically died. What do you think? Salome goes to Cartel Crew on VH1 and get ready its about to get SPICY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't worry about getting your drugs the usual way... Looks like if you order this special item at a McDonald's you might get an item you didn't want. Chrissy Teigen got into trouble on twitter for showing her privilege via tweets. Waffle House needs to rethink it's statement towards customers helping and this is why CTF started a NEW union that represents EVERYONE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monday NEWS are HOT today and Jeffy is here to tell you all about them. We start with the biggest news out of hollywood. Who gets Ric Ocasek money, should the ex-wife be included? Then we have news about the sheriff in Mexico that was killed in the parking lot. No eating on the platform goes a little too rough. Did you watch the fight between KSI and Logan? Well Jeffy did and he's about to give you HIS full reviewSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THE WALKING DEAD TITLED: BONDS This is TALKING WALKING DEAD… With myself Jeff Fisher, Jason Buttrill and Maximus Fisher EPISODE DESCRIPTION from IMDB Carol and Daryl go on a mission together; Siddiq struggles to solve a mystery. Join us each week after the newest episode as we discuss the latest happenings and what the future may hold.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Former NY State Assemblyman joins Jeffy to discuss the AOC apology and what's happening in the Jewish community in NY. Blake joins the show to try and find someone to date. Jeffy goes doing the list of dating apps trying to help Blake with her future relationships. Update on the Tinder Murder Case.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

IT'S a BIG day for toys. Small but mighty Matchbox Cars have raced across the finish line and been inducted into the National Toy Hall of Fame, joining the popular collectible card game Magic: The Gathering and time-honored coloring book in the class of 2019. The honorees were chosen from a field of 12 finalists that also included Care Bears, Fisher-Price Corn Popper, Jenga, Masters of the Universe, My Little Pony, Nerf Blaster, Risk, smartphone, and top. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hope is still alive? A lot of lottery winners around the U.S. and Jeffy still has hope. Animal attacks are on the rise like snake and dog attacks. Racism in America, but this time is at a Buffalo Wild Wings and Jeffy gets a little upset. Then BREAKING NEWS break during the recoding because when CTF is recording news happen. Where's Donald Trump Jr?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Want to make extra CASH? Listen to Jeffy and find out how you can. Big Bug is coming for your food so make sure to stock up on foos before EVERYTHING gets recalled by the government. Matt Walsh brings up a airline question that starts a very interesting conversation on the socials. Then Jeffy is torn on a new APP feature, what do you think does it violate the 1st amendment or is Jeffy over thinking it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How is it possible? That's today's question that Jeffy has for you. Don't worry Jeffy gets to the news of the day. A kid is driving 8 hrs total to buy Krispy Kreme donuts and he might be in trouble with the company. DON'T EAT the cookie dough and we have a cruise ship UPDATE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TITLED: What It Always Is This is TALKING WALKING DEAD… With myself Jeff Fisher, Jason Buttrill and Maximus Fisher EPISODE DESCRIPTION from IMDB Supplies go missing from Hilltop; Negan is idolized by an Alexandrian; Ezekiel holds a secret Join us each week after the newest episode as we discuss the latest happenings and what the future may hold.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mindy Robinson, host of Red, White, & F You joins Jeffy to discuss this new trend that’s happening in Twitter. Who is this Bill Pulte that’s giving “his” money away and the allegations of fraud. Do you believe that he’s giving away his money? Should this be investigated? Let Jeffy know. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eating large amounts of black licorice might be harmful to your heart health. The candy can contain a chemical compound called glycyrrhizin, which can cause the body's potassium levels to fall, which can cause abnormal heart rhythms, high blood pressure, swelling, lethargy and congestive heart failure. Dead people are not only voting, but they are still MAKING millions. How much money do you give if someone gives you a winning powerball ticket. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Halloween and Jeffy wants to give you tips on how to get more candy for you and your kids. Do you want to be tortured? Well visit McKameyManor.com and see if you can survive the 10hr plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Space wars are coming and the Air Force is getting ready. Does Jeffy hate his family? that's the big question today and Kris Cruz digs a little to see why is Jeffy not answering his cousin text messages. Fake News or NOT? and Christmas comes early to CTF.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't worry the Pittsburg sinkhole wasn't caused by Jeffy, but according to reports two people got hurt. Breastfeeding is now LEGAL on all 50 states so let them fly! How commercials work in TV and radioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People are focusing on the wrong story from the World Series. Julia Rose, founder of ShagMag.com joins Jeffy and Kris Cruz to talk about why did they get PERMANENTLY BANNED from ALL MLB stadiums. Deers are on the OFFENSIVE now in Arkansas. A CTF Hotline caller doesn't know what to eat at a chick fil-a and the boys are there to HELP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.