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Every week Jackie Zebrowski and Molly Knefel give you the yeehas and the yahoos on celebrity gossip so you can talk to your stupid ass co-workers and finally know what the hell they're talking about.

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    Ep. 466: Did You Kill My Cat for Attention, Jackie?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2022 87:42


    This week we're gossin' 'bout creams, the Sims of Our Lives, a Riverdale actor who killed his mother, Mariah Carey's grunge album, the Bridgerton musical lawsuit, the PR stunts behind Smile, Stallone gettin' back with the woman whose face he had removed from his flesh, Ye's super cool flip flops, Franzia getting into the costume game, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; is Cats a cursed Filmic Experience?! A REMINDER ABOUT THE UPCOMING TOUR, da liszt, and Blinds! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

    Ep. 465: Anal Bead Supercomputer

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2022 78:17


    This week we're gossin' 'bout what NOT to name your baby after, a jaw-dropping tale of Zac Efron and a granite fountain, Mexican Pizza: the Musical, a story causing a buzzzz in the chess world, Sammi "maybe not a Sweetheart" Giancola blocking Snooki, DiCaprio finally dating past 25!? And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner;  Is Chris Pine Also Queer Erotica Writer Chuck Tingle? dA List! Blindz and Shoutzzzzz! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

    Ep. 464: I'm Sorry I Talked About Queen Elizabeth's Clitoral Stimulation

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 80:35


    This week we're gossin' 'bout corn, the death of The Queen, the restoration of The Muppet Christmas Carol, the Little Mermaid remake casting showing racism is still alive, Disney casting Josh Groban as Beast for an upcoming Beauty and the Beast special on ABC, the 2022 Emmy's, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner;  Liam Neeson Pees His Pants!? Plus THE LIST! BLINDZ and SHOUUUUUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

    Ep. 463: ACAiPhone

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2022 86:42


    This week we're gossin' 'bout ALL that drama behind Don't Worry Darling (including the LaBeouf firing, Florence Pugh, and a full breakdown, including theories, behind the recent #SpitGate), if the length of film festival standing ovations are truly necessary, and in celeb conspiracy corner;  Did Stephanie Meyer write a new Anti-Mormon novel in SECRET!? The List, BLinddz and SHOUTZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

    High School Music WATCHALONG

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 113:10


    Holden, Jackie, and MJ head to East High School to enter the HSMU this week with a special watchalong of the 2006 classic(?) High School Musical.Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

    REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2009

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2022 68:36


    This week we're REEEEEEWIIIIINDIN' back to 2009: recession, depression, an inauguration, Kanye interrupting Taylor Swift, Party in the U.S.A drops, Michael Jackson's death, Jay-Z's Empire State of Mind, Farmville, JERSEY SHORE, Precious, Flashmobs, and MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

    Ep. 462: Jesus is the Man Who Takes Her Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2022 91:20


    This week we're gossin' 'bout the upcoming Karaoke Night in LA, Jackie watching Dear Zachary for her 35th birthday as well as MJ and Holden's own filmic experiences, the masterpiece that is Bluey, Holden heading down the High School Musical: The Musical: The Series hole, Mariah Carey and her battle to legally be the Queen of Christmas, Cardi B's onion water hair care routine, Tommy Lee's oopsie moment of hanging dong on Instagram, Snoop's new cereal and Holden reading dad jokes on Yahoo News articles, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Command Dancing a tool of white supremacy originally popularized by Henry Ford! The List, Blinds, and ZHOUTS!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

    Ep. 461: Xana-Do Rest in Peace

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2022 77:34


    This week we're mourning the loss of Olivia Newton-John and then gossin' 'bout where to not order an Irish Car Bomb, Jennifer Coolidge using American Pie to GET IT, MJ and Holden realize Jackie has never seen the filmic wonder that is American Pie, T Swift's "Shake It Off" lawsuit, Pete Davidson entering therapy because of Kanye's harassment, Jackie hopes Geoff will purchase the Frank Ocean 25k dong jewelry because it's HER BIRTHDAY, and in celeb conspiracy corner; are all Gyllenhaal's klepto-religious-fanatics!?, the List, Blinds and SHOUTZZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

    Riverdale Roundup Ch. 117: Thank You For Nothing

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2022 50:34


    We did it! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams

    Ep. 460: Just Bottles of Piss

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2022 88:20


    This week we're gossin' 'bout hot wing lip gloss and Holden's HOT TAKES, T. Swift and other's big ol' carbon footprints, GOOP's take on nepotism as well as some Chet Hanks talk, Addison Rae's biblical bikini, Netflix suing the Bridgerton musical, Holden compares loving cats to Dark Souls,  Fancy Feast's gourmet restaurant, the return of Bernard the Elf from the Santa Clause, the release of Renaissance (and the quick edit that followed), and this week Celeb Conspiracy Corner takes a backseat for the blackened nightmarescape devoid of hope that is PISSTALES! Then to soothe those shattered psyches, we have The List, Blindz, and the SHOUTZzz(s)! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Flowerhead - Pondering My Orb (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXb6QLCaLxjvucwNlQuS2gg) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

    Riverdale Roundup Ch. 116: Ya Know, There's Like A Couple of Jesuses

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2022 56:27


    An episode so nice they done it twice! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Flowerhead - Pondering My Orb (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXb6QLCaLxjvucwNlQuS2gg) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

    Ep. 459: I Meated You Out, Bro

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2022 82:43


    This week we're gossin' 'bout Princess Lasagna Baby, some upcoming Stryx streams, Lala's performance in Stray, Vanessa Lachey opens her mouth, Terrence Howard and his brand new type of physics, the horrors of the Veltini, Jackie's recent hot dog tiktok, Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Does Timothée Chalamet piss in bottles and forget his lines!? The List, Blindz and SSSSSHOUTZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Flowerhead - Pondering My Orb (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXb6QLCaLxjvucwNlQuS2gg) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

    Riverdale Roundup Ch. 115: Tell Me What the Aura Means Jackie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2022 46:11


    "It should have been this the entire time" - Geoff Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams 

    Ep. 458: Cannibal in the Guest House

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2022 85:24


    This week we're gossin' 'bout how 'Jagged Little Pill' STILL HOLDS UP, the disturbing incest allegations against Ricky Martin, Armie Hammer continuing to exist, Bennifer finally being wed!, a quicky Gigli revisit, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Jake Gyllenhaal a dirty thief!? The List, Blind Items, and SHOUUUTZS!!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Flowerhead - Pondering My Orb (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXb6QLCaLxjvucwNlQuS2gg) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

    Riverdale Roundup Ch. 114: Do I Get Bangs?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2022 44:27


    MJ and Jackie might have differing opinions on this episode but they come together to ask the important questions about the dude who plays Jason Blossom. Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams

    Ep. 457: Cotton Eyed Joe is Very Difficult for Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2022 78:44


    This week we're gossin' 'bout the drama around the Funny Girl cast change, Doja Cat realizing contacting a 17 year old to be a matchmaker isn't the best idea, Elon Musk and Nick Cannon's continued spawning, putting the JSWT photos in perspective, more command dance talk. And in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Harry Styles Bald!? THE List, Blindz and SHOUTZZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

    Ep. 456: You Know I'm Sexually Attracted to Richard Dreyfuss

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2022 87:37


    This week we're gossin' 'bout the High Hot Dog Holy Holiday and Jackie's Cincinnati Hot Dog report, I Love A Mama's Boy grossness, Joey Chestnut choking out a dude at the Hot Dog eating championship and how Holden would have handled it, the history of the glizzy, Panera's soup themed swimwear, how eating fried chicken ice cream makes you feel, the fabulosity of Margaritaville X Crocs, cornholin', a bear that threatens to dry up the boob sweat market, and in the 100th Celeb Conspiracy Corner; Is Esme from Twilight a Vampire in REAL LIFE!? The List, Blindz, and SshOuuts! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

    Riverdale Roundup Ch. 113: That Was NOT NICE God

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2022 46:56


    Lili Reinhart has never looked so horrified. Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams

    Ep. 455: Shut Up, Chris Pratt

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 83:09


    This week we're gossin' 'bout being commanded by songs and musicians, more Chris Pratt news(including a strange Mario update) and how he's NOT RELIGIOUS, the horror of the catsupsicle, lakes with hot takes, disturbing Leonardo DiCaprio news, a 10 year old Affleck tries to park, the Hocus Pocus 2 trailer drop.  And in celeb conspiracy corner; Does Avril Lavigne even have ears!? We're also checking out a product placement filled List, Blindz and SHOUTzZz! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

    Riverdale Roundup Ch. 112: The Power of Song via Union via Mind Control

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2022 48:43


    Betty takes out the trash and we learn some interesting news about the process inside the Riverdale writing room in this totally not almost forgotten volume of Riverdale Roundup! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams

    Ep. 454: Jackie and the Dirty Daddies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2022 85:54


    This week we're gossin' 'bout the new Beyonce album, toxic fanbases, everything being "80's", how Holden spent his first Father's day close to "her" essence, everyone's Stryx ambassador title, Al Pacino's phone case, Rainn Wilson dipping his toe into the non-existent "chest feeding" issue, the backlash from a same sex kiss in Lightyear, Nick Cannon...being Nick Cannon again, Jennifer Aniston not eating some kind of internet salad and the mystery sound from MJ's dungeon. And in celeb conspiracy corner;  Are the Kardashian's Doomsday Prepping Evangelicals?!  Also, a censored list, the blinds, and SHOUTZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

    Ep. 453: Oops! All Buttholes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2022 80:22


    This week we're gossin' 'bout Britney's wedding, Jason "not the  actor from Seinfeld" Alexander, mask work, Keep Sweet, Pray, and Obey, the art of the blurred crotch shot, the news of Joker 2 being a musical Lady Gaga vehicle, Paris Hilton's continued DJin', the Fire Island Bechdel test drama, Lizzo editing her new single post release. And in celeb conspiracy corner;  Is Nick Cannon creating an army of organ donors?! The LIST, BLINDZ 'N SHOUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

    Ep. 452: Jubilee Is Just Dumb Word That's for Idiots

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2022 84:18


    This week we're gossin' 'bout the finer points of the lyricism behind My Ding-a-Ling, YouTube Children's Songs, the definitely alive Queen Elizabeth II's Platinum Jubilee, Kim K and the great disappearing ass, it bein' MORBIN TIME ALL THE TIME, the gross creeping of corporations and military into Pride, Nick Cannon expecting...again. And in celeb conspiracy corner; Did Lady Gaga sabotage Heidi Montag's music career? The upcoming 15 hour "2 Weddings and a Baby" stream 6/11 on HoldenatorsHo, The List, Blindz and SHOUTZ. Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

    Riverdale Roundup Ch. 111: You Had Me At Jingle Jangle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2022 51:56


    What happened in this episode!? Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams

    Ep. 451: Welcome to Pooh Corner

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2022 77:40


    This week we're gossin' 'bout Stranger Things and 80's nostalgia, the horrors of puberty, the dark Winnie the Pooh story that totally didn't steal Jackie's idea, the upcoming DILF awards on OhNoItsJackie June 8th, Kourtney Kardashian's questionable medical tip she got from her "doctor," MJ visits everyone's favorite website, Charlie Puth really feelin' Maroon 5. And in celeb conspiracy corner; Are Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart NOT FILMING TOGETHER!? The List! Blindz! and SHOUUUUUTs! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

    Riverdale Roundup Ch. 110: I'm Fugin' Right Now

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2022 45:45


    "I don't know anything about any of this stuff" - Jackie Zebrowski Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams

    Ep. 450: Grapefruit Boot Scoot

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2022 84:19


    This week we're gossin' 'bout the HARDNESS of Top Gun, Holden praises the 1993 Crash Test Dummies album God Shuffled His Feet,  when and if to use the term "peenie" and if we will see Harry Styles' in his upcuming film, a list of celeb dongs we've seen on screen and Holden reminisces about Mr. Skin, Jackie and MJ "mourn" the impending loss of Riverdale and plot the next CW Reboot, Jackie announces some exciting news with Glorias love life, She-Hulk Attorney At Law, the awkwardness of Kourtney Kardashian's garter belt removal. And in celeb conspiracy corner;  Is Austin Powers a secret Scientology Propagandaaaaaaaa?? A list that will make you feel like a better parent! Blindsss and SHOUUUUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

    Riverdale Roundup Ch. 109: The Forging of Archie Andrews

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2022 50:26


    There's a lot going on. Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams

    Ep. 449: I Am Pro-Sorcery

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2022 91:00


    Jackie's backie! And after she casts MJ and Holden into her Hotline Bling Hell we're gossin' 'bout Holden's DragCon experience, Jackie's Multiverse of Madness...madness, Elizabeth Olsen lying and passing a polygraph test, GOOP's latest...thing, Megan Fox adding a hole to her designer jumpsuit, Julia Fox going to the store, Bette Midler has a big brain moment on twitter, Kendall Jenner attempts to cut a cucumber! And in celeb conspiracy corner;  Is Dwayne the Rock Johnson a CIA agent who helped take down Bin Laden!? The List, Blindz, and SHouTz! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

    Riverdale Roundup Ch. 108: Now He's Bones

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2022 46:12


    Let's all send Jackie healing vibes as MJ takes the lead! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams

    Ep. 448: I'm The Jackie But I'm Also The Holden

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2022 82:51


    This week Holden and MJ are joined by Natalie Zebrowski from SPUN and are gossin' 'bout the Doja Cat Taco Bell ad and the state of advertisement in general, more Kim K Marilyn Monroe dress talk, Drake's unique way of dealing with a troll, James Cromwell finding himself in a sticky situation at Starbucks, what it's like to celebrate your first Mother's Day, a possible T. Swift pregnancy! And in celeb conspiracy corner; Did 911 Break up Justin Timberlake and Brit-Brit due to his FARTS!? Plus The List, Blinds, and the SHOUTZZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

    Riverdale Roundup Ch. 107: Stop Having Adult Sex in a High School, Please

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2022 48:00


    Maple Syrup $20,000Jingle Jangle $15,000Orphan Children $80,000Candles $36,000,000Riverdale to Rivervale transition (and back)  $15,000someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my town is dying  Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams

    Ep. 447: Your Butt Is A Fickle Mistress

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 78:04


    This week we're gossin' 'bout babies growin' up and developing a comprehensive emotional regulation system, Kim K. donning the 'Happy Birthday Mr. President' dress at the Met Gala (including her dangerous method of fitting into it) and the Springtime Cocaine Blast known as the Met Gala as a whole, Lili Reinhart calling out the destructive diet practices in Hollywood, Olivia Wilde getting served custody papers at CinemaCon, Dave Chappelle getting attacked on-stage, Holden breaks down the 2005 Cameron Crowe film Elizabethtown, and in celeb conspiracy corner; The case of John Poosack, The LIST, BLINDSsS and SHOUUUTZ!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

    Riverdale Roundup Ch. 106: When Does It End?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 46:23


    If you think you've seen slightly woke Riverdale before.... Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams

    Ep. 446: Bugs Bugs Take A Chug

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2022 88:32


    This week were gossin' 'bout bachelor/bachelorette parties in your 30's, phones at concerts, April Reals Day, A millipede named after Taylor Swift, Coachella, the Heard and Depp Trial, the Wachowski's auctioning items for transgender youths via Ariana Grande, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Billie Eilish literally the devil!? Wedding Bells ring for our list! The Blindddds and SHOUTOUTTTTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

    Riverdale Roundup Ch. 105: This Is Like the 5th Time She's Been Mind Controlled

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2022 49:03


    MJ and Jackie decide that Jackie should become the folk hero of LPN, and some more mind control stuff happens. Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams

    REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2008

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 84:55


    Let's hop in the REEEEEEWIIIIIND machine and head back to the year 2008! Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house, Vampire fever is in full effect and Taylor Swift was still playing in the daydreams of every girl with fairy lights in her room. Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  

    Riverdale Roundup Ch. 104: Back to Ghost Doll

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2022 43:08


    Sure there's mind control, but can it keep MJ awake? Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams

    Ep. 445: Futuristic Diaper

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2022 83:10


    This week we're mournin' and gossin' 'bout the tearful end of Jackie's Twilight Saga, the death of the great Gilbert Gottfried, what to say to an anesthesiologist, The Spirit Halloween Store movie, The Jasper Mall as well as the life support state of Malls in general, the cycle of Bennifer repeating again,  

    Riverdale Roundup Ch. 103: Dreamscape Nightmare

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2022 45:17


    Guess who's back, back again? MJ's back and you better get out your reversal candles, because it's time for Riverdale Roundup! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams

    Ep. 444: How To Declutter Your Pet Count

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2022 73:43


    This week were gossin' 'bout The Grammy's, funeral plans, the unofficial Bridgerton Musical, Holden & Lexe's totally normal date night, Justin Bieber's giant suit, Bruce Willis leaving acting due to his Aphasia, Martha Stewart's Instagram and the fate of her cat, Madonna's bizarre TikTok video and Jackie's beautiful TikTok tribute to Holden (Check it out on the Page 7 TikTok!), April 19th April Reals Day WITH MJ(!?!?!) over at HoldenatorsHo on Twitch, AND the Twilight REwatch-along this April 13th on OhnoitsJackie on Twitch! Finally, in celeb conspiracy corner; Tom Brady is a robot who fucks mattresses?! A fact filled list. the blinds and SHOUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

    Riverdale Roundup Ch. 101 & 102: It's Riverdale, Geoff!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 55:20


    We may be a week late, but at least we're not a witch short! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams

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