Sneaky Dragon

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast that writes wrongs! This week: the pause that refreshes; stamp it out; pick a Peck; a better mousetrap; lets get graphic; theatre row; long distance runaround; bread winners; it’s a mystery; character studies; Stark relief; Marky movies; empty premises; dumb money; the dull house; faulty collections; breeding stocks; a scrape artist; catastrophe; me-ow!; healing force; pool noodles; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; Wars torn; Messer shit; theory bound; Rush to judgment; national treasures; the girl with the poor hearing; pasta experiences; a Royale with geez; and, finally, maudlin novels. Question of the Week: Who is someone local that you like, but never broke nationally?Sub-question of the Week: What is your biggest cooking fail? Thanks for listening. Ian wants you to hear Jesse Wells:

Not His First Rodeo Hello, horse fans and hello, mystery fans, and hello, horse mystery fans! Welcome to Season Six of your favourite horse-based true crime podcast! On the final regular season episode of Horse Mysteries things get really grim with rodeos and the murder of young girls. It’s a story of cruelty, depravity, ill-equipped law enforcement, the limits of justice and a world that wasn’t kind to children. We hope you enjoyed this season of Horse Mysteries. Thanks to everyone who contributed comments and emailed the show. And big thanks to our musical maestro Chris Roberts for his fabulous theme music! Thanks for listening.

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast that disagrees with itself! This week, Ian and Dave are joined by the 3rd Dragon, Nina Matsumoto, to talk: Japannual trips; shoehorning in; a nice parrot; one to crow on; on bad terms; goose steps; accent on one; stick to me; the vinyl countdown; Ian’s seen Better Days; the player; drawn to life; book learnin’; woman of letters; Lego of yourself; virtual guilt; gaming interlude; Google lurk; whine, women, and song; alley oops; line misreadings; moody about moods; Monkey shines; Cage match; Thicke-ening; mean drunk; essential watching; life is suite; turns to ship; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; Muir on the ball; life is but a dream; juicy revenge; beast of Burden; elevating music; Dahl boy; foxed up; and, finally, Murph’s up. Question of the Week: What movie do you disagree with everyone about?Sub-question of the Week: What is a terrible local show that you experienced growing up? (I know this is a tough question – maybe, just worst show.)Sub-sub-question of the Week: What’s the first time you really felt your age? Thanks for listening. Here are some nice parrots. (Please write in and let Nina know she got something wrong!)

Hello, cinema sickos! Guess what? No McQuarrying this week because Mary and Dave wanted to go to the movies! On this episode they discuss Lynne Ramsey’s alienated woman psychodrama Die My Love with Jennifer Lawrence and Robert Pattinson, as well as Guillermo Del Toro’s grand, gothic guiltfest Frankenstein with Oscar Isaac, Jacob Ilordi and Mia Goth. Two absolute emotional barnburners in two days! What did Dave and Mary think? Well, let them fansplain it for you!

The year is 1985: Martin Scorsese hasn't made Marvel fans upset yet and directs the neo-noir cult classic After Hours. But what do our late night-loving commentators, Vicky Van, Jason Dedrick and Eric Fell remember about this journey into SoHo? Do they say, “On no”? In keeping with the after hours theme, they'll be snacking […]

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast that colours your world! This week: wasted days and wasted nights; Bachman churner overwrite; Art Gecko; Ian runs down The Running Man; let's hang out; not star material; Sloan again…naturally; Rodeo clown; Nardwuar and peace; dopamine delayed; fruit bearings; dear landlord; theatre buffs; tartan hordes; paint […]

Ask Dave: Why Horses? Hello, horse fans and hello, mystery fans, and hello, horse mystery fans! Welcome to Season Six of your favourite horse-based true crime podcast! This week Lezah asks Dave “Why horses?” Why do people love horses? She also controversially asks who makes better riders? Men or women? Or other horses!!! (She actually […]

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast that pledges its troth! This week: no revival; their purple reign; Brel cream; Martian chronicles; his way; top of the pops; virtual hustler; hag-ridden; pretty little liars; ghost to ghost; disemvowelled; I married a corpse; comedy handsome; note taking; crowd work; theatre class; ads nauseam; name […]

Hello, movie maniacs! McQuarrying is on hiatus for another week as Mary and Dave take a deep dive into a frozen lake to discuss Scott Derrickson's Black Phone 2. The Grabber returns to haunt Finney and Gwen as the supernatural becomes super real. Was this the movie of Mary and Dave's dreams? Well, let them […]

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast that pitches woe. This week: artificial energy; revelations; pregnant pause; murder plot; Park place; vaults time; cutting remarks; Space: 9-1-1; swinging London; got to get a message to you; love Cannell; hits and misses; prime time crime; The Doorman; Closer to you; rap it up; call […]

Jet Run and the Impossible Landing Hello, horse fans and hello, mystery fans, and hello, horse mystery fans! Welcome to Season Six of your favourite horse-based true crime podcast! Lezah tells us that this week's episode is not so much a horse mystery, but more of a horse-adjacent thriller. So fasten your seatbelts and return […]

It's time for the podcast they were so busy figuring out how to do, they didn't ask themselves should they Yabba Dabba Do? (Sorry, this intro was originally written for The Flintstones movie and we hoped this was similar enough to work.) Jason Dedrick, Eric Fell and Vicky Van find a DVD preserved in amber […]

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast explores the little known! This week: What's all the hubbub; sympathy for Late Night with the Devil; hosting issues; good Cavetts; Artie types; Simonizing; Simon vs. Garfunkel; on The Rebound; law and odour; all the nudes; familiar Jules; novel novels; brushing up; pen and stink; prolix […]

Hello, reel ravers! This week, Mary and Dave take a pause on McQuarrying and talk about Paul Thomas Anderson's new film One Battle After Another in a discursive conversation that takes in conspiracy theories, the works of Thomas Pynchon, WWI political shenanigans, a spirited defense of Leonardo DiCaprio, a brief Beach Boys aside, a heartfelt […]

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast whose barometer is rising! This week: time to go to bed and get up and go back to work; list-o-mania; Marxist theory; animated conversation; press to play; at sixes and sevens; it's a trap; negocination; minute history; razes all boats; the anti-soccer; ad verboten; counsel meeting; […]

FRENCH EXIT Hello, horse fans and hello, mystery fans, and hello, horse mystery fans! Welcome to Season Six of your favourite horse-based true crime podcast! On a dark and stormy night, in a castle overlooking the valley, Sylviane Genevieve Marie Victurnienne de Rouchechouart-Mortemart, Dame de Vivonne and Princesse Tonnay-Charete died. Her passing was as mysterious […]

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast that plays games! This week: time cop; audity; concrete facts; driver error; basements sweet; games people play; Clueless; risky business; monopolizing the conversation; plump pussies; windowlass; argumentality; sorry to trouble you; ship shape; centre of “Cavity”; all bets are off; crib notes; tales from the cryptic; […]

Hello, movie maniacs! Mary and David continue McQuarrying this week as Christopher McQuarrie is freed from director jail and given the reins of Paramount's newest cash cow franchise Jack Reacher with a star hot off the hit film Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol. He may not be as tall as the titular hero, but could […]

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast with all the answers! This week: preppers; Upton funk; house of Lloyd's; noise annoys; Mike issues; death of the cool; firehouse; oh, police: Caetano velocity; ninety is the new nine; old is a state of body; the commitments; sanity clause; tic talk; shit talk; lit talk; […]

COMPOUNDING THE PROBLEM Hello, horse fans and hello, mystery fans, and hello, horse mystery fans! Welcome to Season Six of your favourite horse-based true crime podcast! This week on the show, Season Six's most popular sport returns once again in a story of polo ponies, pharmaceutical foul-ups and death. It's a case of murder most […]

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast with all the answers! This week: get the raspberry; birth of the Kool-Aid; a trip to flavourtown; publicity trial; it's all a blurb; alone again unnaturally; office space; thieves like us; Nancy boys; nose strips; Selectric boogaloo; totally Youtubular; AV flub; vacant premise; let's get physical; […]

Hello, movie maniacs! McQuarrying is back, baby! And Mary and Dave prove it by discussing Valkyrie, the 2008 film directed by Bryan Singer, written by Christopher McQuarrie and starring Tom Cruise and a host of British goodies playing German baddies who turn out to be German goodies. How could a film with Tom Cruise out […]

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast with villainous intent! This week: dirty work; crushing it; interesting danger; guten tag; dancercise; poor quality; corny meal; college days; tongues tied; polyglot; running amok; idea man; villain idiots; what the Dickens; the drowning pool; perfect murder; the better Mousetrap; effed is for fake; our hearts […]

In space, no one can hear you stream. Unless you record a podcast. Which is what Eric Fell, Vicky Van and Jason Dedrick did – talking about their memories of James Cameron's 1986 classic Aliens. Or as he first pitched it, Alien$. Snacks were served including vanilla pudding to simulate the insides of Bishop. Also, […]

Wild-Eyed and Wicked Hello, horse fans and hello, mystery fans, and hello, horse mystery fans! Welcome to Season Six of your favourite horse-based true crime podcast! This week on the show, Lezah tells a sad tale of Wise and Wicked Ways, other high level horses, big money, and the competitive spirit gone wrong. Also, we […]

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast with the secret ingredient! This week: Dragon's rules of order; Noam, sweet Noam; free versus poetry; cereal murder; Macbloodbeth; fooling around; tender times; take overs; Brando ecch; wrong wingers; new reality; model TV; shamityville; ghost real estate; polterzeitgeist; space vampires; pre-boomers; Columbo day; pretend celebs; file […]

Hello, film freaks! McQuarrying is being postponed another week – sorry Valkyrie fans! – as David and Mary discuss the first two films of Ethan Coen and Tricia Cooke's “lesbian B-movie trilogy” Drive-Away Dolls and Honey Don't. Hot lesbian babes, cool cars, spicy quips, steamy sex, graphic murder, inhuman depravity, genre exercises, and Henry James! […]

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast with the deadly flying fists! This week: slow start; play girls; reunion blues; friend material; radio days; Goon squad; tape measures; Smiley's smile; geometric progression; Ian recommends Slings and Arrows; death be not proud; it's déjà vu all over again; no happy endings; gore-or movies; terrifying […]

Crime Doesn't Pay (Or Does It?) Hello, horse fans and hello, mystery fans, and hello, horse mystery fans! Welcome to Season Six of your favourite horse-based true crime podcast! On this episode, we hear about arms heiress Susan Cummings, who fatally shot her boyfriend, polo player Roberto Villegas, in a struggle during which he was […]

This week David and Ian talk predetermined dumbness, look at touchstone entropy, experience radical atavism, shout God save the queens, get rug burns, have a Tigger warning, put Charles in charge, Pay for It, do well-balanced nudity, face the Hali-facts, and are a throuple threat.

This week Mary and David explore more Cruise/McQuarrie films in their ongoing series McQuarrying and review the new War of the Worlds starring a heavily sedated Ice Cube. It's a film everybody's talking about... ...negatively so let Mary and David fansplain it for you.

This week David and Ian talk horrifying action, cartoon corrections, inescapable cuteness, a lot of littles, zine scenes, adoption update, brutal kids lit, Rich folks, and coming up Rosie.

This episode, the curious case of Tareq and Michaele Salahi - who didn't stop believing in their privilege to get whatever they wanted anyway they might want it.

This week David and Ian talk regenerates, ghost grandads, Future man, talk shows, movie love, college humour, Castle freaks, the sauce of life, and thunder stricken.

This week Mary and Dave continue their new series McQuarrying with a review of Zach Creggers newest film Weapons. Instant classic or sophomore slump? Let Mary and Dave fansplain it for you!

Come with us if you want to live but if you don't - no problemo - your fate is in your hands. Hop on board as our hosts tell you their memories of the 1991 blockbuster and 1997 LA blower upper, Terminator 2: Judgment Day.

This week David and Ian talk packing materials, magical thinking, talking books, mocking actors, tired eyes, the horror of youth, spot quizzes, bags of dicks, and a terrible ending.

This week David and Ian talk power outrage, shock tactics, chicken nuggets, comedy fatigue, unnecessary backstories, bard feelings, pet names, corn movies, bad tattoos, puppet love, dream jobs and emotional blackmail.

This week Mary and Dave are taking a well-deserved break from their new series McQuarrying - after a whole two shows - to discuss James Gunn's newest iteration of Superman.

This week David and Ian talk power outrage, shock tactics, chicken nuggets, comedy fatigue, unnecessary backstories, bard feelings, pet names, corn movies, bad tattoos, puppet love, dream jobs and emotional blackmail.

This week David and Ian talk right, monopolize your time; tits and athletes; snob appeal; nits to pick, bagged princesses; anti-anti-heroes, beheadings, horse suits, disco divas, black humour, and the comfort of wolves.

This week Mary and Dave continue their new series McQuarrying - an overview of Christopher McQuarrie's movies with Tom Cruise - by going forward into the past to ask, "Who is Keyser Söze?"

It's summer so time to get on your Vespa and take a vacation with our hosts Eric Fell, Jason Dedrick and Vicky Van as they recall their first time watching the 1953 classic Roman Holiday. Espresso fuels their memories and gelato makes them sweeter.

This week David and Ian talk mongers, monkeys, mounting debt, keeping mom, archaic money, thighing a woodcock, taming a crab, ambivalent adulthood, funeral fun, and distant fathers.

This week David and Ian talk showing up, no notes, a dog's life, time penalties, Sith busters, your reality, the joy of Lexx, character parts, silent sex, bad news, Canadian comedy currency, ill-suited horses, and butt tracks.

This week Mary and Dave start off their new series McQuarrying by watching Christopher McQuarrie's directorial debut The Way of the Gun, a neo-noir with its 1990s irony-laced heart very much on its sleeve. It should have been a fun, smart crime thriller, but it isn't. Why? Well, let Dave and Mary fansplain it for you.

This week David and this week's guest suffer movie mania,get caught in the slopstream, head to Splitsville, take short cuts, do their Exorcist routine, enjoy slash fiction, get some perspective on assholes, tell tales of Hoffman, and do some tasteful no nudity.

This week David and Jason drop the mic, fly low, hate drive, get mad, make a bad impression, go diagonally, fall into the porn trap, enjoy endless summers, play word games, tell the awful truth, and get boxed out. Question of the Week: Which decade had the best music? Sub-question of the Week: What is your worst experience at the dentist?

A half hour's worth of memories of 1986's sword and sorcery classic Highlander? Our hosts give you a heads up and heads off about their first experiences with this slice of life epic. There can be only fun.

This week Mary and Dave explore Wes Anderson's latest quirkfest The Phoenician Scheme and quietly dab their eyes watching Mike Flanagan's third Stephen King adaptation, The Life of Chuck.

This week David and Ian dis avowals, slurp it, expert amateurishly, eat deep, go to heaven, standardize podcasting, steal humour, get shocked, enjoy sleaze, go squirrely, and make it themselves.