Two Non Blondes

Welcome to Two New Mums, the official podcast partner of The Baby Show.   Two podcasters who fell pregnant two days apart. Not a clue between them.  Whether you're on a fertility journey, currently pregnant, undecided about kids, or you've been there done that!  Join Amy and Jennie and a load of experts for an extremely honest, far from perfect ride. As they navigate this new, unpredictable part of their lives.

Apologies blondies, our summer break got extended rather a lot due to all sorts unexpected of events occurring, of which we'll go into.  This is the podcast episode we never could have planned or predicted. It's exciting, utterly ridiculous and going to change Two Non Blondes forever. 

Amy is fuming cus Jennie stitched her right up. Also does Amy smell? And why we're having a little break. It's a mini ep!  Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for weekly episodes, exclusive content and now free yoga classes with Amy! patreon.com/twononblondes    

After getting past Jennies excitement of it being episode 69, we discuss virtual reality porn. Would you consider it cheating? Jennie has an exciting new addition to the family! And Amy feels like she's failing at feminism. Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for weekly episodes, exclusive content and now free yoga classes with Amy! patreon.com/twononblondes

We realise our desire to shop has changed since Panny D. Along with our ability to socialise. After Amy spotted something horrifying, we discuss wild wee's. Plus Gwyneth Paltrow has eaten BREAD, plus we're both going through a major life change at the same time... Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for weekly episodes, exclusive content and now free yoga classes with Amy! patreon.com/twononblondes

Amy's upset and she's not even going Carol, she's full pelt Karen. Discussing the horrendous and immoral Charlotte Crosby documentary exploring plastic surgery. Plus Jennie has discovered a mantra that she claims will change our life!  Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for weekly episodes, exclusive content and now free yoga classes with Amy! patreon.com/twononblondes  

We've realised we're both doing something with our partners which never, ever ends well. Or maybe we are terrible girlfriends? And why this weeks episode is a micro one! Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for weekly episodes and content! patreon.com/twononblondes

Amy has exceeded herself in the wanky stakes this week with a morning routine to rival Orlando Blooms. Talking Gua Sha's, crystals and energy from the full moon.  Also Jennie talks proposals and Amy learns of a brilliant business idea from her Mum Sue, which probably wouldn't work well in 2021. Plus an update on Dan, the gas man...  Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of a coffee a month for extra episodes and content! patreon.com/twononblondes

We wanted to discuss the conversation around the tragic circumstances of Sarah Everard and Womens safety. How we feel and what men can do to help. Also, podcasts for dogs and how Jennie's become an actual witch

Our live episode recorded for the Leicester Comedy Festival 2021. Aside from one rather disastrous moment, we discuss trying to be trendy at school, how Jennie prepared for a cervical screening and we dissect that tricky dilemma of whether you'd prefer a covid test in the nose or the bum.

We're taking part in the Leicester Comedy Festival this weekend so Jennie wants to road test some gags. Apologies. Amy has discovered something incredible about overpriced beauty creams in her quest to stop the ageing process and why our Valentines involved board games and mucky knickers.

Jennie (and the UK) is in need of a pep talk as lockdown takes it toll, triggering Panxiety (trade marking that). Why yoga has got emotional, Amy has a novel way of having a clear out and lockdown dating has gone extra. We learn of ways it's really been spruced up!   

Lockdown is taking its toll as Amy resorts to inappropriately flirting with tradesmen in front of her boyfriend. Some of which is caught live on this episode!  The kids from school you can never forgive, why sea shanties can nob off and Jennie is finally shocked to the core. Plus a giveaway for a much needed lockdown self care treat! 

Amy got the gift of covid for Christmas and was taken by surprise. Trying to find the positives of lockdown 3. Jennie's new at home salon and why we struggle to get on board with trends.

Life has got real weird for us both now that we're living in each others homes. A very passionate debate about pants reaches a conclusion, Jennie finally watches and reviews 'Elf' and we rebrand WAP.  Also-another dilemma from you, hopefully solved! Introducing TNBD 

Sharing many of your bizarre lockdown dating experiences, including a man who made a very odd request in the middle of a tunnel.  Jennie upsets Amy with her lack of festivities & opinions on Home Alone. Plus a very unexpected revelation about beavers and a check in on togs and deniers for winter.

Jennie celebrated her birthday in a rather unique way, by narrowly escaping death. How we're celebrating lockdown birthdays this month, with a big announcement for you! And Amy confesses to copying something of Jennies, the big copycat, but does she mind?   Plus a giveaway this episode-more details on our Instagram

On the cusp of lockdown 2, we've got a way to rebrand it and make it positive. Your stories of petty arguments were outstanding and even shocked Jennie to the core. Plus we delve into why we're really using filters on instagram.

Amy's finally found the perfect solution to never wearing a bra again. How we behave during rows when you know you're in the wrong and why the self help book 'The Secret' changes most people's lives for the better, but it's ruining Amy's. Plus Jennie explains what you actually do with crystals and a chance for you to win!

Amy just celebrated her anniversary, but was in for quite a surprise when arriving at their hotel. Jennie lowers the tone with anniversary expectations and an unsavoury moment in Claridges. Far too much toilet humour for one episode plus the return of Wue! 

You think 2020 is weird enough, then you discover Vajacials.  Jennie has a horrifying discovery whilst on her staycation in a treehouse, but has an awakening whilst at Stonehenge.  Amy has a new pet rat, is embarking on a new career and has discovered a very unique way of staying young. If you need a bit of escapism and plenty of lols right now, jump on board!

We've all heard of what a 'Karen' is now, right? Well, Amy think's Jennie needs to be a bit more Karen after a recent hair disaster. We rebrand Karen to a Carol. Plus, despite us having polar opposite opinions on psychics/mediums, we both had experiences with them in the last few weeks, leaving one of us shell shocked.  

Blondies! We're back, but better. We've been beavering away to deliver on the promises we made you. We had proper meetings and everything!   Talking our rebrand, why Jennie ended up looking like a sex doll, we've got a giveaway for you and the best and worst comebacks. One of which, from Jennie, was most unexpected after a break up.    

We're back. Same, but better. We've been busy blondies, so if you're a regular then you'll be possibly surprised, but equally excited about our developments.    If you've just discovered Two Non Blondes, then jump on board! There's plenty of episodes for you to go back and binge on. Just a warning about Jennie, actually... you'll find out for yourself. But just know, whatever issues you've endured as a woman, you're not alone. And we're here to make you feel better about that with a large dose of oversharing.   Find out more about us on our website twononblondes.co.uk 

The effects of lockdown are starting to grind, BUT some good news for all. Amy has discovered all the things she's truly crap at during lockdown. Jennie has uncovered the new Mrs Hinch and the big question-would you date a guy who doesn't own a tv?

Anyone else realised the phases of lockdown are similar to that of a break up? Our ongoing coping mechanisms and routines during the pandemic. Also learning why we shouldn't be tampering with our bodies. Cycling shorts and moustaches have made an appearance in our lives, plus Amy has a massive relationship dilemma she wants your input on and why we'll both probably end up single by the end of this ep.

What a bizarre time since Coronavirus took hold. We attempt to offer some light relief in these extraordinary times. In the form of; extreme snacking, becoming 'isolation body ready', how we're finding it at home and after some toe curling celebrity moments, why this may level out the playing field. 

Jennie's been juicing! But makes Amy feel better about what she constitutes as a 'binge' eating session. Why do Mum's comment on our weight? Why we think we were so deeply affected by the tragic news about Caroline Flack. And trying to understand why people troll, what we can do and how we're trying to be kinder. 

Love it or loathe it? Either way, why Amy believes you've already had your worst valentine. The ultimate guide for making the most of it, whether single or smug. The times we decided to do a strip, failing at being sexy, oh and Amy's gone right off the rails. 

Our first episode of 2020 is here! What Amy's doing too much of in January, cleansing our homes with witchcraft, Jane McDonald updates and an upsetting revelation from Jennie regarding Geoff from Byker Grove.  Plus, you'll never un-hear what Jennie confesses about FaceTime. 

The Christmas episode 2019! Happy Christmas blondies. Discussing our personal highlights & lowlights of the year. Why Jennie hates Home Alone, sending nudes and feeling the festive fomo.

How Amy got on living on just juice for a week, why thongs bring up painful memories for Jennie & why life is about to really change for her with a big announcement! 

With us both being Scorpios and with Mercury in retrograde, passions (and rage) are high for us both! We're also about to embark on two very different holidays, the unexpected things you can catch from hot tubs and why Amy should now be known as Turmeric tits. 

Amy's started to think the benefits of exercise are a myth, we accidentally veer into that tricky topic of cannibalism and does anybody enjoy small talk? Yes. Jennie. Also if you have a wooden sign in your home saying 'live, love, laugh' you will be offended. 

Amy ended up in hospital unexpectedly, but then struggled to leave. We've become fascinated by self healing & the power of making ourselves better & why we immediately fear the worst when we get ill but feel like we're over reacting if we go to the Doctor.  Plus Jennie sets her flat on fire & if this all sounds too heavy, just wait for the last 5 minutes.  Don't forget, we are NOT medically trained professionals. Not yet anyway. 

An update on our digital detox and how it changed our lives. Jennie brings back a retro disease, Amy does the stupidest thing on holiday. Plus the life changing difference of CBD oil on anxiety and why the moon is depressed.  Ps-Apologies for Peggy Sue interrupting. Showing off.

Jennie wants to throw her phone out the window as is tired of digital life. Amy's sporting a french tuck. Plus bumbags, political liking on social media and obligatory Jane McDonald chat.

Jennie has a new boyfriend! And that's not her only news... Why Amy had more drama in the last week than the entire year, eyelashes and eyebrows, why Love Island has taught us it's better to be average looking and an insta-rant.

Continuing out chat with podcaster, columnist and influencer, Deborah James (aka Bowel Babe), from the podcast 'You, Me and The Big C'.  Debs is living with Stage 4 bowel cancer and is constantly battling to stay alive, but with such vigour! Discussing how you deal with the tricky news of cancer, living with it, trying to talk about death and why that helps. Plus, Jennie reveals far too much information about herself. Wait til the very end... 

This week, Jennie's had another life change. Plus we launch into a pretty savage attack on the Co-op, get stuck into Game of Thrones (no spoilers), bin bags, Jane McDonald and death.  We're also joined by the incredibly inspiring podcaster, columnist and influencer, Deborah James (aka Bowel Babe), from the podcast 'You, Me and The Big C'. This week is 'Dying Matters' week, which is about opening up the conversation around death, to help us deal with it better and with grief. Debs is living with Stage 4 bowel cancer and is constantly battling to stay alive, but with such vigour! We discuss how you deal with the tricky news of cancer, living with it, trying to talk about death and why it helps to and her outlook on life now.      

Our second part of our chat with the fabulous Amanda Byram. Talking turning 40 and being single, setting up a business, health and beauty tips and Amanda's most shocking lookalike

Apologies for the delayed episode, but all will be explained, as Jennie has news! Also TV presenter extraordinaire and all round hoot Amanda Byram joins us. Talking The Big Breakfast days, why she offended David Hasselhoff, cancelling a wedding, being single at 40 and SO much more!

This week, Amy has taken the plunge on a huge life changing decision! Plus, why we're getting into country music and Cardi B, Dirty John, Amy keeps lying and cold water swimming.

Seeing as it's almost Valentines, we open up our Ex files! We lovingly dissect some disasters and behaviour we thought was perfectly normal at the time.  Also, our most explosive debate over musicals, Tupperware parties and Jane Mcdonald.

Jennie's had her lips done and Amy's feeling uncomfortable about it. Our other changes so far for 2019; Is Jennie still vegan? Why did Amy spend £17 on a deodorant? Was the 10 year challenge the worst part of 2019 so far? And we hear a story no-one wanted to hear about Jennies Aunty, Shitty Shirley. Sorry. 

Merry Christmas blondies! Is it better being single or coupled up at Christmas? Attempting to make Jennie more festive, the weirdest thing we all do on Christmas Day and why Amy's boyfriend is maybe a bit too Christmas.

Amy opens up about losing her show and acquiring a new one. Discussing the life lessons you learn along the way when decisions are made out of your control and how it benefits you. Plus Jennie living life as a 30 year old, love life update and we manage to ruin any advice you've ever heard. 

A pretty unexpected update from Jennie's love life and the last episode before she turns 30. Plus, ever suffered from IBS, stress, anxiety, depression, acne, arthritis?? Then listen to this episodes special guests, Alana and Lisa, aka the Mac Twins, who run 'The Gut Stuff'. We learnt so much about how what we eat affects everything in our body. 

Jennie has a development in her love life which emerged after another shocking date idea. And after such a reaction from our stories of dreadful dates, you got in touch with yours. Wow, what a world the dating landscape is! From a man who wrote a blog post about a date to a man who had a strange clothing request for their prospective date. Must listen episode! 

We delve into that tricky transition of seeing people after a serious relationship as Jennie embarks on the dating scene! Amy is left not just shocked, but terrified by one of Jennie's online dating experiences and we share our worst dating disasters.

Part 2 of our chat with comedian and presenter Matt Richardson on life pressures for a man, the dark side of fame and how you shouldn't feel down about where you are in life.