Factory of Sadcast

The Factory of Sadcast season finale is here! DJ, Ramzy and Eric take a depressing tour back through what we discussed this season as the Browns looked a schedule tailor-made for them to go 14-3 and went 7-10 thanks to Kevin From Accounting and the cloud of the Sex Pest hanging overhead. We also discuss the elephant in the room: Is the Sadcast on Notice?And, as we close the season, we want to thank our listeners!0:10 Sadcast Season in Topics8:45 Stuck With the Sex Pest13:20 Kevin From Accounting is on the Wrong Career Path17:30 Browns 2023 Draft Picks23:30 Sadcast on Notice?31:05 Listener Mail36:30 Sadcast Super Bowl PicksSupport the show

Eric's on his sleigh delivering presents to all of the nice children in Green Bay, WI. It's just Ramzy & DJ this time.• Topic #1: Browns playoff chances: not technically dead•Topic #2: Joe Woods: not technically bad•Topic #3: this season was built for the Browns to go 15-2•Topic #4: Ag school signing day and Peach bowl discussion•Topic #5: listener mail•Topic #6: Saints predictions. Browns -2.5, o/u 32.5Merry Christmas, kidsSupport the show

Surprise, surprise, the Cleveland Browns are out of playoff contention. After dropping a 23-10 decision in Cincinnati to the Bengals on Sunday–giving Joe Burrow his first career win against them–Cleveland has completely leaned into the ridiculous plan of giving sex pest Deshaun Watson another month to knock off the rust and get back into game shape for 2023. A quarter billion dollars well spent, for sure. DJ, Ramzy and Eric enter the room to discuss another lost season and how the Browns don't even have the NFL Draft to look forward to.0:11 Out of Playoff Contention0:45 Take Your Time Being Average, Sex Pest10:10 Considering the Rest of the Season19:00 Browns Record Against Good Teams21:58 Expectations for Last 4 Games25:30 Ag School v. Bag School in Peach Bowl30:00 Our Favorite 2022 Browns32:30 Listener Mail35:42 Ravens PredictionsSupport the show

EMERGENCY SADCAST - Eric is unavailable so you're getting a raw cut of DJ and Ramzy discussing the heroics of Baker Mayfield in leading the Rams to Thursday night glory over the hapless and perverted Las Vegas Raiders.The guys also discuss the Browns and Bengals, the NFL's only literal and figurative Father-Son rivalry.Support the show

The Factory of Sadcast is back, attempting to come to terms with the fact that the Cleveland Browns had to save the most recent football weekend. The Browns put Tom Brady's old bag of bones in a grave on Sunday, beating the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in overtime, a day after the ag school turtled and got rocked again by the Michigan Wolverines. DJ, Ramzy and Eric discuss this new reality and help you prepare for the return of the sex pest, quarterback Deshaun Watson.0:10 God, the Browns Saved the Weekend2:28 Tom Brady v. Jacoby Brissett7:53 Stepdad, thank u9:22 Coach Ski v. Coach Ski13:18 Ag School: JFC27:06 Better Playoff Odds: Bucks or Browns?27:43 Skunk in Section 140!28:30 Hue Jackson's First Season at Grambling30:05 Listener Mail35:14 Texans PredictionsSupport the show

The Factory of Sadcast welcomes a friend of the pod, @SportsDataGuy, to the show as we begrudgingly recap the Browns' 31-23 loss to the Buffalo Bills. It's also Bucks week, so this show also gracefully previews the 118th rendition of Ohio State-Michigan. We discuss our favorite Thanksgiving food, that One Night in Indy, and more.0:10 Welcome, @SportsDataGuy1:57 Did You Take DJ's Betting Advice?5:20 "I've gotta be better"8:20 Someone Did Donuts on the FirstEnergy Stadium Turf!11:15 Browns 2022 Draft Picks and Draft Slots19:32 The Game is Almost Here25:20 One Night in Indianapolis33:45 Our Top-3 Thanksgiving Foods36:50 On-air Listener Mail38:15 Game PredictionsSupport the show

You won't believe this, but the Cleveland Browns completely crapped the bed in Miami, losing 39-17 to the Dolphins, an explicable performance following the bye week. DJ, Ramzy, and Eric return to the Factory of Sadcast to discuss how the Browns never forced a Miami punt, how many yards the 3 of us could have tallied against Cleveland's defense on Sunday, and why on God's green Earth are we still talking about this team.0:10 The Most Predictable Team in the NFL1:15 A Horrendous Performance After a Bye3:50 How Would We Do Against the Browns D11:09 How Often Should Cleveland Outrush Their Opponent?12:17 Defining the Delpit Discipline14:27 History: Miami Never Punted22:29 Listener Mail30:10 Bills PredictionsSupport the show

*taps mic* is this thing on? We know it's been a while, folks, but DJ, Ramzy and Eric have all finally returned to the Factory of Sadcast airwaves together for the first time in a few weeks. The Browns are refreshed after an off week where they got to enjoy dumping Joe Burrow and the Bengals (again) on Halloween night. The Sadcast discusses how the Browns could be 7-1, the trip to South Beach this weekend, and how close we are to a full-fledged Sex Pest Revival Tour. 0:10 Fwd: We are Back; Are the Browns Back??5:55 The Browns Could be 7-19:49 Why Can't the Bengals Beat the Browns?11:50 No Browns Home Game for a Month16:40 Browns Record Over Final 9 Games19:00 Listener Mail30:15 Sadcast Sustainability33:25 Dolphins PredictionsSupport the show

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Eric and DJ tapped out this week - you're getting Ramzy by himself from an undisclosed location, talking about the Browns' head coach-slash-Nerd-in-Chief, laminated Waffle House menus, the meaning of life and what smart and stupid people have in common. Go Browns, or something.Support the show

DJ, Ramzy and Eric lean back into the Factory of Sadcast airwaves and welcome guest host Mia Big Butter to try and sift through the rubble that is a 38-15 Cleveland Browns home loss to the New England Patriots. Is it even worth watching this team as it continues its losing streak this weekend in Baltimore? Let's find out!0:12 Welcome Back, Big Butter5:19 The Packers are Now the Wisconsin Browns9:43 2022 Season: Turnaround, Tank, or YOLO?11:13 How is Houston Going to Use Cleveland's Draft Picks?13:27 Who is Coaching the Browns Next Year?14:00 What is Joe Woods Doing in 2023?16:07 Any Chance an 8-Game Losing Streak DOESN'T Happen?19:20 Surprise Game Prediction20:00 JK Dobbins Stats for Sunday20:30 Art Modell is Still Worse23:00 Listener Mail35:40 Ravens PredictionsSupport the show

If you're curious about how the Browns game went on Sunday, feel free to listen to any of the previous episodes this season. Cleveland fell to the Los Angeles Chargers 30-28, after missing a potential (and very makeable) field goal in the final minute. In this week's episode of the Factory of Sadcast, DJ, Ramzy, and Eric try to talk about the Browns as little as possible ahead of Bill Belichick putting another stake in their 2022 season.0:10 Hey, Eric Had a Baby2:37 Laying Groundwork for Sex Pest Redemption Arc?6:43 Will Joe Woods Last the Season?7:55 Browns Have Not Played a Good NFL Team Yet9:40 A Treasure Trove of Listener Mail28:56 Patriots PredictionsSupport the show

You're never going to believe this, but the Browns pooped down their leg in the 4th quarter of their game at Atlanta on Sunday. Cleveland dropped to 2-2 after losing 23-20 to the Falcons, allowing 13 points in the final stanza. DJ, Ramzy and Eric are back to wonder when it's time to finally put a bow on Kevin Stefanski's tenure as Browns head coach, why he elected to not use Nick Chubb late in the game, and how a potential 8-game losing streak is definitely on the table starting this Sunday against the Chargers.0:12 Shocker: The Browns Blew It1:04 Same Song and Dance From Stefanski7:58 It Makes Sense That Joe Woods Is From Vandergrift, PA11:09 8-Game Losing Streak on Deck?15:00 Blame Percentages: Coaching, Players, Opponent18:06 Forgetting Their Identity20:22 Listener Mail30:45 Chargers PredictionsSupport the show

On the shoulders of their bearded, steady-handed, extremely #cool stepdad Jacoby Brissett, the Cleveland Browns moved to 2-1 on the season after they beat the Pittsburgh Steelers in primetime last Thursday night. Is a quarterback controversy brewing in Cleveland? Just how atrocious is the Browns defense? Is anyone in the NFL good? Fear not, the Factory of Sadcast is here to answer those questions.0:10 Hey, the Browns Beat Pittsburgh0:39 The Problem You Want to Have4:02 NFL QBR Ratings6:06 Concern for Cleveland's Defense8:05 Is Anyone in the NFL Good??12:43 Can Cleveland Make the Playoffs?14:08 Listener Mail27:08 Browns-Falcons PredictionsSupport the show

What's left to say? The Cleveland Browns led the New York Jets by 13 points with 1:55 left in the 4th quarter on Sunday - and lost. Ramzy, DJ and Eric return to the Factory of Sadcast to digest one of the most incompetent performances and unexpected outcomes in NFL history, read a treasure trove of listener mail and wonder why they still care about this team during this week's therapy session.0:11 Ramzy's Aeroflot 893 Soliloquy7:45 Stefanski's Shitburger9:01 Will This Loss Pay Any Dividends?12:15 The Saddest Fanbase14:36 Stefanski's Built-In Excuse17:34 Listener Mail19:27 Seek Help, Liz30:00 Parting Words and Steelers PredictionsSupport the show

After having to be resuscitated via defibrillator, Ramzy, DJ and Eric return to the Factory of Sadcast stage still misty-eyed and distraught after watching Jacoby Brissett and Cade York lead the Cleveland Browns to their first 1-0 start since 2004. The Browns topped Baker Mayfield and the Carolina Panthers 26-24 on the heels of York's 58-yard field goal with 8 seconds left. Up next are the lowly New York Jets, led by Joe Flacco.0:10 Dude, the Browns are 1-00:44 In 2004 We Were...5:22 Cade York Needs a Nickname7:08 Rooting Against Baker Mayfield>>>10:30 Dawg Check Certifications13:38 Can the Browns Start 4-0?15:41 Listener DMs20:19 Browns-Jets Predictions22:08 First Browns TD23:19 Number of York Field Goals24:30 Number of Times Flacco is Sacked25:02 Will the Browns Be Alone in First Place After This Weekend?Support the show

The Factory of Sadcast heard your pleas, and despite our lack of enthusiasm about the Cleveland Browns in 2022, we are back for Season 4 of the podcast. Can the Browns win enough before their sex pest savior is off of suspension to stay in the playoff hunt? How annoying is Baker Mayfield going to be this weekend leading his new team, the Carolina Panthers? Will Cleveland go 1-0 for the first time since 2004? Do we care? Let's talk about it.0:13 Well, We're Here0:40 How Excited Are We for the NFL Season4:21 Week 1 Opponent: Baker Mayfield7:55 Kevin Stefanski: Year 310:51 Can the Browns be Interesting Until Watson Returns?11:55 Provocative Sex Pest Hypothetical16:06 Browns-Panthers Score17:58 First Browns TD18:13 When Mayfield Gets Sacked20:33 Ohio State-Arkansas State Score21:32 Final ThoughtsSupport the show

It's the best time of the year! The NFL Draft opens on Thursday, April 28 in Las Vegas, and though the Cleveland Browns don't have any first round picks, don't think we're not here to get these #takes off. DJ, Ramzy and Eric return to the Factory of Sadcast to reckon with the extremely ridiculous haul the Browns gave up in draft capital to employ a Sex Pest who is going to be suspended for at least part of the 2022 season discuss who we want Cleveland to select, and more.0:12 Welcome to the Sadcast NFL Draft Spectacular1:17 Specific Positions We Want Cleveland to Pursue2:35 Browns Position by Position Breakdown7:30 A Baker Mayfield Tangent12:32 Back to the Position Breakdowns25:00 Ohio State's 2022 Draft Class26:45 Unanswerable Questions37:03 Listener Draft TakesSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

0:10 Sadcast Roundtable1:33 Deshaun Watson Timeline6:55 Initial Reaction to Trade News17:22 Feelings After Having Time to Digest30:00 Is there a Cancel vs. Counsel Threshold?35:12 Separating Artists From Art43:24 Our Current Browns Fandom StatusSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

"Ohio" lost a Super Bowl on Sunday, so you know that DJ, Ramzy and Eric have to get these #takes off. The Cincinnati Bengals, a toilet bowl franchise ran by a lizard-brained owner, lost to the Los Angeles Rams 23-20 in Super Bowl 56. The Factory of Sadcast returns to put a cap on the 2022 football season and offer our initial desires on the NFL Draft from a Cleveland perspective.0:10 Congratulations "Rams"1:06 Our Thoughts on Super Bowl 568:31 The Bengals are ________11:40 The Rams are ________16:28 The Halftime Show was _______20:47 The Refs were _______24:10 The Browns are ________27:31 Baker Mayfield is ________29:19 The Baseline for the #HandsomeCoach is _______32:58 The Packers are _______34:37 NFL Draft/Free Agent Wish Lists39:05 Listener MailSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

0:10 2021 Browns Season in Review4:20 Your Takes > Our Takes6:15 A Woefully Average Team8:40 The Baker Mayfield Question11:00 Prevailing Memories From the Season19:22 Takes of the Year42:33 Steak Box WinnerSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

Baker Mayfield and the Browns were playing for pride on Monday night, and the quarterback of Cleveland's football team, was, in a way, interviewing for his current job. Suffice to say, Mayfield couldn't meet the NFL standard of starting quarterbacks in an abysmal 26-14 loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers in Ben Roethlisberger's final home game. DJ, Ramzy and Eric return to the Factory of Sadcast for a therapy session to dissect another losing season for the Browns.0:13 Coach Ski Had a Plan3:05 We're Going to Become the Joker4:12 Cheesecake Factory Mayfield6:55 Baker's Season is Over13:25 Mayfield's Inconsistency16:02 AFC North Temperature Gauge19:42 Dublin Dad Done Dirty?25:00 Listener Mail26:00 The Browns Ruined Christmas28:13 QAaron Rodgers and Atlas Shrugged29:20 Manningcast Thoughts33:30 A Mountain of Suck35:59 Mayfield Replacement Options37:40 A Rumple Minze Christmas38:52 Twitter Mentions43:22 Bengals PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

The COVID-stricken Browns dropped a game they couldn't lose on Monday to the Las Vegas Raiders, pushing their record to 7-7 and sending them to last place in the AFC North. Up next is the NFL-leading Green Bay Packers and their MVP candidate, Aaron Rodgers. Eric takes over this week's episode of the Factory of Sadcast as a resident Packers fan, while Ramzy and DJ stare into the void of a grim outlook for Cleveland with only three games remaining.0:10 Things Are Bleak in Cleveland5:00 QAaron Rodgers and His Medical Advice9:49 The Cleveland Brownhuskers12:26 14 Fourth Quarter Points in Last 9 Games17:02 Browns are 5-11 Against Teams With Winning Records Under Stefanski20:34 3rd-and-3: Right Playcall?23:38 RIP Jamie Gillan, RIP Dublin Dad25:40 Dublin Dad Obituary28:03 When We Knew it was Over31:47 Listener Mail42:07 Packers PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

What's that noise you hear? That's DJ Byrnes recapping his in-person experience during a 24-22 Cleveland Browns victory over the Baltimore Ravens that felt like a loss. DJ, Ramzy and Eric discuss the most mediocre division in professional football and a team that is only one game out of first place in said mediocre division. With only four weeks to go, there is still a non-zero chance the Browns could host a playoff game, as long as its hands team no longer deploys Andy Janovich. The Raiders are On Notice.0:10  Scenes from Section 5073:05 Hoobastank Certified3:58 Sigh: The Onside Kick9:10 Scenes From the Muni Lot13:00 Rapid Fire: Scottish Hammer v. Colquitt14:48 Myles Garrett16:11 Baker Mayfield & Coach Ski20:47 Jedrick Wills Jr. Liked Tweets27:46 The Dublin Dad is in Hell33:47 Listener Mail39:51 PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

After a borderline erotic Ohio football rivalry weekend, DJ, Ramzy and Eric take back to the Sadcast airwaves to look blissfully into the bye week, sift through a mountain of cards and letters and appreciate just how good we have it.0:10 Whew, What a Weekend!2:40 Feeling Bad for Michigan5:40 Favorite Part of The Game7:05 Capping a Perfect Sports Weekend10:22 Listener Mail Sponsored by My Pillow10:55 Harsh Sarcasm12:03 High Life Light Tradition15:18 Two-Way Browns Players?16:05 Browns Training Staff Conversation20:57 Don't Want to Peak Too Early23:19 Nitpicking Continues24:45 Best QB for the Browns Right Now28:10 More Baker Slander29:54 Bigger Disservice to the Browns30:57 #HandsomeCoachHotSeat Update33:20 Last QB to Throw 4 INT and Win34:28 Punt Returning Personnel Issues36:25 Dublin Dad Dispatch40:28 PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

The quarterback is acting like a 6-year-old, Cleveland's wide receivers are completely absent in the passing game, but Nicholas Jamaal Chubb is perfect and the Browns won a horrible game against the hapless Detroit Lions, 13-10. Is Baker Mayfield done with Cleveland? What are Cleveland's chances of beating Baltimore twice over the next three weeks? DJ, Ramzy and Eric return for a therapy session on this week's episode of the Factory of Sadcast.0:11 DJ is Done With Baker3:55 Two Harbaughs on Deck6:02 Ramzy's Take9:45  The QB Conundrum16:15 Are the Mayfields Done With Cleveland?18:49 Potential 2022 QB Draft Picks21:00 Rivalry Week23:25 Value of Close Win Over Bad Team25:05 Dublin Dad Dispatch27:15 Listener Mail31:30 Twitter DMs33:25 A Baby Billy Invitation37:02 Poor Jersey Purchases40:40 Losing to Bad QBs42:00 PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

*heavy sigh* Well, here we are again. The Browns gave up 45 unanswered points to McCorkle "Dad Bod" Jones in Foxboro on Sunday in route to an embarrassing setback that brought back feelings that Freddie Basements and Hue Jackson were roaming the sidelines. DJ, Ramzy and Eric recap the loss where Cleveland completely quit, preview this weekend's game against the winless Lions and stare into the abyss of mediocrity.0:10 Things Started So Well2:20 Corky Porked the Browns6:15 It Hurts Having Expectations9:40 Mediocrity = Purgatory12:10 The Mariota Identity15:30 Sadcast Curse?17:50 What Does Joe Woods Do?21:00 Our Jags Nearly Had It!25:30 Sparty Senior Day30:30 Listener Mail31:35 Live From Foxboro32:25 Baker Comps43:02 PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

Ding, dong, the OBJ tumor is officially dead. The Browns released the primadonna wide receiver and promptly rolled to a 41-16 victory in Cincinnati over the in-state rival Bengals. DJ, Ramzy, and Eric step back into the Factory of Sadcast airwaves to discuss Super Bowl parade plans, Baker Mayfield, the Dublin Dad's 69er and Sunday's game in Foxboro against the Patriots.0:10 What a Difference a Week Makes2:50 Odell Beckham Sr. = Real MVP?4:58 What Made Sunday so Invigorating?11:45 OBJ is Unemployed13:44 LSU Players are Mostly Trash17:06 Baker Mayfield: Permanently Off Notice?21:05 Browns COVID Running Backs22:55 The Dublin Dad's 69er26:50  Listener Mail28:45 Michael McCorkle Jones is on Notice31:30 Big Week Coming for the #HandsomeCoach32:35 How Unexpected Was This Weekend's Outcomes?33:25 Our Country Needs Better Officiating39:40 Not a Normal Sunday40:58 DM of the Week41:45 PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

The Cleveland Browns closed out their October 3-game homestand with a dreadful 15-10 loss to the hated Pittsburgh Steelers on Halloween, leaving DJ, Ramzy and Eric to completely reassess expectations for a team that dreamt of a Super Bowl.0:10 A Colossal Dud3:08 The Bums are Back5:50 The OBJ Conundrum11:00 Across the Board Regression13:03 This Falls Back on Stefanski14:55 Reassessing Expectations17:20 Mayfield and OBJ 2022 Outlook22:45 2021 Ceiling23:42 Makers and Takers26:00 Resident Ohio State Segment28:30 The Dublin Dad Got Smacked By Geno Smith31:48 Listener Mail32:20 Hello Darkness, Our Old Friend34:08 Best DM of the Week35:15 The Roethlisberger 2-point Stumble36:40 Cleveland's Underwhelming Receivers37:33 Baker's Progressive Commercials are Officially Annoying39:40 A Baker Defender43:20 Browns-Bengals PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

The Browns are no longer in last place of the AFC North, and rivalry week is on tap. A bunch of 3rd-stringers beat the hapless Broncos 17-14 on Thursday Night Football and now the overweight corpse of Ben Roethlisberger is set to stroll into Browns Stadium on Sunday afternoon. DJ, Ramzy and Eric return to the Factory of Sadcast to bow down to D'Ernest Johnson, pray for the health of the team and more.0:10 RIP Case Keenum Bandwagon2:00 A Win is a Win3:28 D'Ernest Johnson: Dawg Check Certified5:30 Sadcast Curse?8:05 Welcome Back, Jarvis10:15 Andrew Sendejo Aside12:04 An Odd Sunday13:30 Pennsylvania Coaches Linked to USC20:24 Dublin Dad Dispatch23:00 Listener Mail23:41 Hemingway Game Recap24:50 Research on Cleveland's 3rd Down D29:50 Cool Your Jets, Bengals Fans30:52 QB Edge v. Pittsburgh33:22 How We'd Do Against the Pros36:14 What If Baker Played?37:20 Joe Woods > Pat Shurmur41:32 Jags-Seahawks Predictions42:19 Steelers PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

The Cleveland Browns took a collective dump on the souls of their fans on Sunday afternoon, laying an egg in a 37-14 loss to the Arizona Cardinals at FirstEnergy Stadium. DJ, Ramzy and Eric return to the Factory of Sadcast to stare into the abyss that is a 3-3 football team with more injuries than a team of 4th graders after scrimmaging upperclassmen and to throw analytics out the window with their predictions ahead of Thursday night's game against the woeful Denver Broncos.0:11 A Giant Pile of Poo3:50 Imagine Having Nice Things7:00 How Do You Assign Blame?10:45 DPJ = MVP13:00 Is That Case Keenum's Music?14:23 Joe Woods ... Yikes17:50 Refs, LOL20:25 Dublin Dad Gets a Dub27:20 Listener Mail28:00 Remaining Season Predictions30:15 Future Progressive Baker Commercials30:55 Truckload of Tweets33:08 Helping Joe Woods Leave37:28 A Sunday Off With the Dublin Dad39:12 Get UPJ on the Pod!40:20 Make or Break Time41:23 Broncos PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

For the fourth time since 1966 and second in as many seasons, the Cleveland Browns scored 42 points on Sunday – and lost. The team's poor performance in the fourth quarter led to a 47-42 defeat at the hands of the Los Angeles Chargers. DJ, Ramzy and Eric return to discuss the ridiculous 33-yard pass interference penalty that started Cleveland's demise on the Gold Coast, break down Baker Mayfield's inability to produce on 3rd and 4th down, Coach Ski's shortcomings in the 2-minute offense, and the imminent homestand kicking off this Sunday against the undefeated Arizona Cardinals.0:10 Aw Shit, Here We Go Again1:30 Another Fourth Quarter Meltdown3:30 The 33-Yard Pass Interference5:25 Freddie Kitchens Cameo7:30 Baker Mayfield's QBR in Close Games9:25 Stefanski's Shortcomings11:50 The Injury Bug15:30 Perspective on the Loss17:15 Dublin Dad Dispatch22:25 Jon Gruden Out Over Emails23:50 Packers, Bengals, Big Carl and Horrible Kicking30:50 Listener Mail31:12 Baker's Underhand Pass32:30 NFL Losses Despite Scoring 42 Points35:00 Tweets38:32 Handsome Coach ShowdownSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

With a quarter* of the NFL season in the bank, the Browns are 3-1, in first place, and have not even remotely played their best football yet. DJ, Ramzy and Eric return to the Factory of Sadcast to break down Cleveland's disjointed 14-7 victory at Minnesota, Baker Mayfield's Cheesecake Factory performance, and, of course, the Dublin Dad.0:10 The Browns are Officially Good1:20 What a Weekend4:15 Digesting the Box Score6:00 Baker Mayfield...Oof9:20 Schedule Gets Tougher12:45 Joe Woods: Off Notice15:28 A Tougher Path to Victory17:50 Dublin Dad Dispatch24:05 Listener Mail!25:55 The Poor Challenge By Coach Ski27:00 An Aberration for Baker?28:20 Browns Quarterbacks in Perspective31:05 A Truckload of Twitter Messages38:20 Evaluating Cleveland's WR Corps40:39 Chargers PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

Was "Matt" Nagy actively trying to lose to the Browns? Did Chicago run Justin Fields out with a hapless offensive line in front of him on purpose? Does it matter? NOPE. All that matters is that the Cleveland Browns are 2-1 and in first place of the AFC North. DJ, Ramzy and Eric return to the Factory of Sadcast to dissect the 26-6 Browns victory over the Bears and look ahead to this Sunday's matchup against anti-vaxxer Kirk Cousins and the Minnesota Vikings.0:10 A Bullying of the Bears1:45 Sorry, Justin3:25 Overall Thoughts After Three Weeks5:45 Actual Browns Research8:10 Browns 20-point Victories13:15 A Gruesome Box Score16:20 Coach Ski Playing Chess Not Checkers18:43 Big Boy Stretch Coming Up20:12 Kirk Cousins = Wanker23:53 Who Pissed Off Kareem Hunt?26:05 Listener Mail!27:00 Feel Bad About Dumping Fields?29:19 Odds Big Ben Remains Starter for Pittsburgh?31:10 Fool's Gold Defensive Performance?32:23 Kirk Cousins: On Notice33:27 Volume of Targets for OBJ35:39 Chase McLaughlin "Replacing" Phil Dawson???37:47 Concern the Bears Try to Hire Ryan Day38:30 Kareem Hunt's Spectacular Balance39:18 Confidence Against Minnesota41:30 Vikings PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

Turn up your volume, folks: The DAWGS are in FIRST PLACE. After a 31-21 victory over the Houston Texans, the Cleveland Browns have corrected course on the way to the Super Bowl. DJ, Ramzy and Eric return to the Factory of Sadcast to discuss the win, injuries and this week's opponent, the Chicago Bears.0:10 Victory Tuesday!2:10 Red Rifle Rekindled4:20 FIRST. PLACE. BROWNS.5:00 Grant Delpit Signing!6:30 Third Down Defensive Struggles8:45 Demetric...Felton?10:40 Andy Janovich, LOL12:20 Injuries, Roster Attrition14:55 Baker Appreciation17:00 DPJ On Notice, Again18:10 Sadcast Prophecies19:25 Texans Coaching Malpractice22:40 Muni Argle Bargle26:35 Bears: ON NOTICE28:49 Listener Mail!30:10 Realistic Defensive Expectations32:32 Playing to the Opponent's Skill Level34:00 Which QB Poses the Biggest Threat35:15 Disappointment in Wins36:40 Potential for Defensive Growth?37:30 Enjoying Opponent Coaching Incompetence39:40 Can Field Beat the Browns?40:33 Browns/Lions Super Bowl?41:10 Ohio State Blogosphere Drama41:55 Browns-Bears PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

Well, here we are again. The Browns let the "Chiefs" off the hook in Kansas City, looking completely hapless in the fourth quarter. The 33-29 loss keeps Cleveland from going 1-0 to start the season for the 17th (!) straight year. DJ, Ramzy and Eric return to the Factory of Sadcast to dissect the NFL landscape after Week 1 and look ahead to this Sunday's game against the first-place Houston Texans.0:10 Browns Let Them Off the Hook!2:50 Ups and Downs in KC4:50 Can We Get Some New Blood?7:00 Acceptable Loss?10:20 Urban Meyer Minute11:16 The Fourth Quarter Problem13:30 Confidence Level: Texans19:53 Horrible Sports Weekend23:50 Listener Mail24:30 No Room for Cowards!25:00 Browns Defensive Mindset27:45 Browns Linebackers...Yikes28:50 The What If? Game30:20 Punchable Coaches32:42 Browns Trick Plays34:25 Mahomes at TTU37:00 League Still on Notice39:00 Texans PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

Smell that? That glorious scent in the crisp morning air on the banks of Lake Erie can mean only one thing: IT'S GAME WEEK, BABY! The Factory of Sadcast is BACK and ready to put the defending AFC Champions ON NOTICE. DJ, Ramzy and Eric break down Cleveland's 2021 schedule, what has to happen for the Browns to earn a trip to Super Bowl LVI and much more.0:10 BACK AND READY FOR WAR3.35 Cleveland's Window is OPEN5:25 Super Bowl Odds10:45 17-Game Schedule Breakdown17:40 A 3-Game Winning Streak Against Pittsburgh?26:35 Needs for a Super Bowl Run33:00 2021 Prognosticating: Baker Mayfield34:30 Listener Mail!35:45 Health of Cleveland's Defensive Backfield36:20 Baker Mayfield = MVP Discussion?37:40 Expiring Contracts of Stars = Window Open38:50 RIP Michael K. Williams39:40 Prognosticating: Chiefs-Browns41:30 Sad Browns Season Opener History42:58 Season PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

The dog days of summer are here, you say? That's the Sadcast's music, baby! DJ, Ramzy and Eric return to pat their backs for their spot on Cleveland draft predictions, discuss DJ getting fired for posting and their 2021 predictions for the Browns season. YEAH BUDDYSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

The NFL offseason is nearly over, which means DJ, Ramzy and Eric are crawling out of the dark hole they've inhabited since January. It's NFL Draft season, baby! And for the first time in a decade, the Browns aren't in a position where they are scheduled to pick within the first hour of the draft. Get all the information you need to know for Thursday night from the Sadcast.0:12 Fwd: WE ARE BACK4:30 What we remember from the end of last season7:50 The least Browns draft ever is in Cleveland this weekend11:30 Browns draft needs15:24 Pick for needs or draft best player available?17:11 Ohio State possibilities19:45 NFC North draft needs25:44 Cleveland's options at picks 89 and 9128:10 Adjusting for the future after paying Mayfield and Chubb30:15 Any hope for Cleveland to draft a Buckeye?36:15 Predictions for Cleveland at 26Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

Mere moments away from the AFC Championship Game, the Cleveland Browns crumbled against 35-year-old Chad Henne on Sunday and lost in Kansas City, 22-17. DJ, Ramzy and Eric return to the Sadcast to dissect the blatant targeting call on Daniel "Dirty Dan" Sorensen, Kevin Stefanski's decision to punt late in the fourth quarter down by 5, and look back on the best Browns season in 20 years while putting together a wish list for 2021.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

The Cleveland Browns have their first playoff victory in 25 years, a 48-37 drubbing of the hated Steelers in Pittsburgh. DJ, Ramzy and Eric discuss the euphoria over Big Ben looking fat, slow and old, Cleveland's 28-0 first-quarter blitz, and how reigning NFL MVP Patrick Mahomes and Kansas City Chiefs are ON NOTICE.0:54 Sunday Night Massacre5:12 Shorthanded? No problem8:30 Big Ben CRIED14:15 The Best Porno Browns Fans Have Ever Seen16:05 Chiefs Up Next21:02 A Browns-Bills AFC Championship Game?23:05 Turducken Picks27:22 Listener Mail!28:25 Dr. Doink is No More?30:43 Stefanski's Live Cam33:58 Baker = Bane?35:38 2010 Browns Intern Stories38:50 Emotional Browns Fans Stories44:20 DJ's Hangover CureSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

Your Cleveland Browns are playoff-bound for the first time since 2002 after handling business against Mason Rudolph and the Steelers on Sunday, 24-22. DJ, Ramzy and Eric bask in the euphoria of Cleveland not having to participate on Black Monday and start the search for a new coach, look ahead to the rematch against Pittsburgh on Sunday night and discuss how the Buckeyes put Dabo Swinney in the dirt on New Years Night.0:56 Pine Box for Dabo!3:03 Get Dumped Then, Steelers9:00 The Browns are Three Wins From the Super Bowl11:38 Cleveland has Nothing to Lose15:30 STEELERS ON NOTICE17:50 The 11-Win Cleveland Browns22:40 Our Favorite Victories from the Season28:00 Tennessee Game Plan in the Playoffs?29:30 Turducken Picks32:30 Listener Mail!33:25 Stefanski – NFL Coach of the Year?36:30 A Investigation into the Scottish Hammer's Season37:54 Recapping DJ's Bender40:30 An Out of Body Experience for Browns Fans43:17 Is it Legal to Play Football in January?45:08 Where Does This Sports Weekend Rank?56:00 A Browns-Packers Super Bowl?57:00 Biggest Takeaway From SundaySupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

All the Cleveland Browns had to do was defeat the 1-win New York Jets to clinch a playoff spot for the first time since 2002 ... and they blew it. A 23-16 loss to the lowly Jets put the Browns in a must-win situation this weekend against the AFC North champion Pittsburgh Steelers in order to clinch a Wild Card berth. Will the Browns have their wide receiver room back from the COVID list? Will the Steelers rest their starters? DJ, Ramzy and Eric lick their wounds and dissect a pile of listener mail in the final episode of the Sadcast for the year 2020.0:12 The Cleveland Bums are Back3:45 Why Wasn't the Game Postponed?6:30 Hope v. Fear16:25 Cut Parkey NOW19:30 One Silver Lining20:30 Turducken Picks24:05 Listener MailSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

We are not officially living in a world where the statement "10-Win Cleveland Browns" is accurate. DJ, Ramzy and Eric swoon over our Handsome Coach, Kevin Stefanski, discuss Baker Mayfield's continued assault on opposing defenses, break down Cleveland's playoff odds and sift through the mountain of listener mail following its 20-6 triumph over the New York Giants.0:10 The 10-Win Cleveland Browns1:30 A Fraudie Kitchens Special3:32 Baker Mayfield or John Elway?7:35 3rd String OL Entered, Didn't Matter8:40 Colt McCoy #takes9:28 Cody Parkey is On Notice12:05 The Jets Jet'd15:57 Turducken Picks18:16 Listener Mail!42:20 Closing ThoughtsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

The Browns scored 42 points against the Ravens...and lost. DJ, Ramzy and Eric check in and dissect Cleveland's 47-42 loss on Monday Night Football to Lamar Jackson, who returned mid-game from not taking a dump in the locker room to drive a knife through the hearts of Browns fans.0:10 The Browns Scored 42 Points, and Lost1:20 The Fix Was In3:30 Lamar Wasn't Pooping5:55 Browns Safety Play Horrific8:15 The Poor Bettors Who Had Browns -39:45 Browns Were FIRED UP10:20 RIP Baker Slander (2017-2019)13:45 It's Freddie Kitchens Week in New York15:15 Cody Parkey...WOOF16:25 Worried About a Letdown?18:25 Snow Hitting New York This Week20:00 Turducken Picks21:50 Listener Mail22:00 Pieces are in Place for 202123:40 More Hateable Team: Ravens or Steelers?26:20 Is DPJ the Greatest Browns WR?28:28 Lake Gods on Notice30:45 The Challenge Debacle From the Refs32:10 Kevin Stefanski Appreciation33:00 Put Ramzy and DJ at Linebacker34:15 Bring Back Phil DawsonSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

Baker Mayfield and his four touchdown passes led the Cleveland Browns to a 41-35 victory over the Tennessee Titans on Sunday. DJ, Ramzy and guest Big Butter break down this huge win with Eric on assignment and preview the Ravens game on Monday Night Football at FirstEnergy Stadium0:12 The Browns are 9-3 (!) after beating the Titans0:50 Initial Reactions Titans Win3:00 Baker Mayfield = Fire Emoji9:15 DPJ's Drop Turns Into a Bomb TD11:45 Stefanski for Coach of the Year?13:55 RAVENS ON NOTICE17:25 What Makes This a Successful Season?21:00 Turducken Picks24:00 Refs Missed Holding Calls26:55 Listener Mail!30:54 Seeking Hotels in Tampa33:49 Ohioan Mike Vrabel: Hold This L38:00 Butter Pounds the Table for Earl Thomas41:40 Michigan Week Bodes Poorly with DPJ42:25 Irish Pete DMs the Sadcast46:35 #HandsomeCoach SuperlativesSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

The Browns are 8-3, winning multiple games against the bottom of the NFL, but Baker Mayfield has continued to pay homage to former Ohio State quarterback Joe Bauserman by airmailing passes to wide-open receivers during Cleveland's 27-25 victory against Jacksonville on Sunday. DJ, Ramzy and Eric preview Cleveland's showdown at Tennessee on Sunday and stare into the abyss of entitlement cheering for an 8-3 team that might not be very good.0:12 Browns: Worst 8-3 Team in the NFL?3:50 Cleveland Quarterback Baker Bauserman10:30 Browns are Currently in the Playoffs12:30 Are they good? Are they lucky? What is it?16:14 Money Season on Deck18:20 Refs had Jags +724:08 Turducken Picks26:01 Joe Bauserman: An Homage29:57 Listener Mail!30:50 Cocaine Statue Cometh?32:33 Can't Take Wins for Granted33:43 Sendejo for DPOW?35:13 Browns Playoff Odds38:46 More Likely Win: Titans or Ravens?41:15 Final ThoughtsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

Your SECOND PLACE Cleveland Browns are 7-3 and charging into Duval County this weekend for a date with the 1-win Jacksonville Jaguars. DJ, Ramzy and Eric recap the messy victory over the Eagles and get everyone ready for the corona pool visit against the Jags. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!0:11 The Second Place Cleveland Browns are 7-32:35 Forever Chasing the Steelers4:45 Jacksonville Jags Trivia8:00 Three Layups Left11:06 Baker's Performance Against the Eagles12:56 Broken Ribs Stories16:30 Previewing the Ravens and Browns Remaining Schedules19:18 Browns Playoff Doomsday Scenarios20:02 The JAX 'Rona Pool23:45 Turducken Picks24:47 Listener Mail!24:50 Stefanski-Kingsbury Handsomeness28:17 Who Gets a Statue First – Stefanski or Chubb?30:08 Would You Rather Tackle Nick Chubb or Derrick Henry?33:35 The Cleveland Jim Tressels39:08 Defense Rounding Into Form?40:24 Was Passing on Carson Wentz the Right Call?Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

Nick Chubb is back from injury, just in time to steamroll the Houston Texans in a tropical storm to the tune of 126 yards and combining with Kareem Hunt to lead the Cleveland Browns to their sixth win of the season. DJ, Ramzy and Eric show their appreciation for the 2014 Belk Bowl MVP and look ahead to Cleveland's game against the lowly but NFC East-leading Philadelphia Eagles on Sunday.0:10 Welcome to the Nick Chubb Appreciation Meeting3:20 Nick Chubb: F You Attitude5:38 Baker Mayfield Milestone Game7:59 Worst 6-3 Team in League History?12:22 Can Cleveland Beat Any Team in Bad Weather?14:55 Bettors Upset with Chubb18:45 Reviewing the Schedule22:00 Turducken Picks24:30 Listener Mail24:40 Do the Browns Beat Las Vegas with Chubb and Teller?26:54 Can Cleveland Pass Baltimore in the Standings?29:38 Time for a Dome in Cleveland?33:20 Who Do We Want as Cleveland's Week 1 QB in 2021?36:20 What's Going on with DJ's Twitter?38:04 EAGLES ON NOTICESupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

What if the Browns actually drafted Buckeyes? As the Browns prep for their return from the bye, DJ, Ramzy and Eric go through a brilliantly researched and pieced together spreadsheet from an avid listener of the Factory of Sadcast. You might need an adult beverage or two to get through this list with us. On to Houston!Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

Baker Mayfield delivered arguably his best performance since his rookie season in Cleveland's 37-34 victory against the Cincinnati Bengals on Sunday, a win that pushes the Browns to 5-2. With a winnable home game against Las Vegas in Cleveland on deck this Sunday, a 6-2 Browns team heading to its off week is within reach. DJ, Ramzy and Eric discuss this possibility and more on the Sadcast.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)