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    • Oct 19, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 42m AVG DURATION
    • 52 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Factory of Sadcast

    IMAGINE HAVING NICE THINGS

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 44:23

    The Cleveland Browns took a collective dump on the souls of their fans on Sunday afternoon, laying an egg in a 37-14 loss to the Arizona Cardinals at FirstEnergy Stadium. DJ, Ramzy and Eric return to the Factory of Sadcast to stare into the abyss that is a 3-3 football team with more injuries than a team of 4th graders after scrimmaging upperclassmen and to throw analytics out the window with their predictions ahead of Thursday night's game against the woeful Denver Broncos.0:11 A Giant Pile of Poo3:50 Imagine Having Nice Things7:00 How Do You Assign Blame?10:45 DPJ = MVP13:00 Is That Case Keenum's Music?14:23 Joe Woods ... Yikes17:50 Refs, LOL20:25 Dublin Dad Gets a Dub27:20 Listener Mail28:00 Remaining Season Predictions30:15 Future Progressive Baker Commercials30:55 Truckload of Tweets33:08 Helping Joe Woods Leave37:28 A Sunday Off With the Dublin Dad39:12 Get UPJ on the Pod!40:20 Make or Break Time41:23 Broncos PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    IT'S THE FOURTH QUARTER, STUPID

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2021 44:17

    For the fourth time since 1966 and second in as many seasons, the Cleveland Browns scored 42 points on Sunday – and lost. The team's poor performance in the fourth quarter led to a 47-42 defeat at the hands of the Los Angeles Chargers. DJ, Ramzy and Eric return to discuss the ridiculous 33-yard pass interference penalty that started Cleveland's demise on the Gold Coast, break down Baker Mayfield's inability to produce on 3rd and 4th down, Coach Ski's shortcomings in the 2-minute offense, and the imminent homestand kicking off this Sunday against the undefeated Arizona Cardinals.0:10 Aw Shit, Here We Go Again1:30 Another Fourth Quarter Meltdown3:30 The 33-Yard Pass Interference5:25 Freddie Kitchens Cameo7:30 Baker Mayfield's QBR in Close Games9:25 Stefanski's Shortcomings11:50 The Injury Bug15:30 Perspective on the Loss17:15 Dublin Dad Dispatch22:25 Jon Gruden Out Over Emails23:50 Packers, Bengals, Big Carl and Horrible Kicking30:50 Listener Mail31:12 Baker's Underhand Pass32:30 NFL Losses Despite Scoring 42 Points35:00 Tweets38:32 Handsome Coach ShowdownSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 44:36

    With a quarter* of the NFL season in the bank, the Browns are 3-1, in first place, and have not even remotely played their best football yet. DJ, Ramzy and Eric return to the Factory of Sadcast to break down Cleveland's disjointed 14-7 victory at Minnesota, Baker Mayfield's Cheesecake Factory performance, and, of course, the Dublin Dad.0:10 The Browns are Officially Good1:20 What a Weekend4:15 Digesting the Box Score6:00 Baker Mayfield...Oof9:20 Schedule Gets Tougher12:45 Joe Woods: Off Notice15:28 A Tougher Path to Victory17:50 Dublin Dad Dispatch24:05 Listener Mail!25:55 The Poor Challenge By Coach Ski27:00 An Aberration for Baker?28:20 Browns Quarterbacks in Perspective31:05 A Truckload of Twitter Messages38:20 Evaluating Cleveland's WR Corps40:39 Chargers PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 44:29

    Was "Matt" Nagy actively trying to lose to the Browns? Did Chicago run Justin Fields out with a hapless offensive line in front of him on purpose? Does it matter? NOPE. All that matters is that the Cleveland Browns are 2-1 and in first place of the AFC North. DJ, Ramzy and Eric return to the Factory of Sadcast to dissect the 26-6 Browns victory over the Bears and look ahead to this Sunday's matchup against anti-vaxxer Kirk Cousins and the Minnesota Vikings.0:10 A Bullying of the Bears1:45 Sorry, Justin3:25 Overall Thoughts After Three Weeks5:45 Actual Browns Research8:10 Browns 20-point Victories13:15 A Gruesome Box Score16:20 Coach Ski Playing Chess Not Checkers18:43 Big Boy Stretch Coming Up20:12 Kirk Cousins = Wanker23:53 Who Pissed Off Kareem Hunt?26:05 Listener Mail!27:00 Feel Bad About Dumping Fields?29:19 Odds Big Ben Remains Starter for Pittsburgh?31:10 Fool's Gold Defensive Performance?32:23 Kirk Cousins: On Notice33:27 Volume of Targets for OBJ35:39 Chase McLaughlin "Replacing" Phil Dawson???37:47 Concern the Bears Try to Hire Ryan Day38:30 Kareem Hunt's Spectacular Balance39:18 Confidence Against Minnesota41:30 Vikings PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    MUNI ARGLE BARGLE

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 44:08

    Turn up your volume, folks: The DAWGS are in FIRST PLACE. After a 31-21 victory over the Houston Texans, the Cleveland Browns have corrected course on the way to the Super Bowl. DJ, Ramzy and Eric return to the Factory of Sadcast to discuss the win, injuries and this week's opponent, the Chicago Bears.0:10 Victory Tuesday!2:10 Red Rifle Rekindled4:20 FIRST. PLACE. BROWNS.5:00 Grant Delpit Signing!6:30 Third Down Defensive Struggles8:45 Demetric...Felton?10:40 Andy Janovich, LOL12:20 Injuries, Roster Attrition14:55 Baker Appreciation17:00 DPJ On Notice, Again18:10 Sadcast Prophecies19:25 Texans Coaching Malpractice22:40 Muni Argle Bargle26:35 Bears: ON NOTICE28:49 Listener Mail!30:10 Realistic Defensive Expectations32:32 Playing to the Opponent's Skill Level34:00 Which QB Poses the Biggest Threat35:15 Disappointment in Wins36:40 Potential for Defensive Growth?37:30 Enjoying Opponent Coaching Incompetence39:40 Can Field Beat the Browns?40:33 Browns/Lions Super Bowl?41:10 Ohio State Blogosphere Drama41:55 Browns-Bears PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 43:04

    Well, here we are again. The Browns let the "Chiefs" off the hook in Kansas City, looking completely hapless in the fourth quarter. The 33-29 loss keeps Cleveland from going 1-0 to start the season for the 17th (!) straight year. DJ, Ramzy and Eric return to the Factory of Sadcast to dissect the NFL landscape after Week 1 and look ahead to this Sunday's game against the first-place Houston Texans.0:10 Browns Let Them Off the Hook!2:50 Ups and Downs in KC4:50 Can We Get Some New Blood?7:00 Acceptable Loss?10:20 Urban Meyer Minute11:16 The Fourth Quarter Problem13:30 Confidence Level: Texans19:53 Horrible Sports Weekend23:50 Listener Mail24:30 No Room for Cowards!25:00 Browns Defensive Mindset27:45 Browns Linebackers...Yikes28:50 The What If? Game30:20 Punchable Coaches32:42 Browns Trick Plays34:25 Mahomes at TTU37:00 League Still on Notice39:00 Texans PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    CHIEFS FUNERAL

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 43:56

    Smell that? That glorious scent in the crisp morning air on the banks of Lake Erie can mean only one thing: IT'S GAME WEEK, BABY! The Factory of Sadcast is BACK and ready to put the defending AFC Champions ON NOTICE. DJ, Ramzy and Eric break down Cleveland's 2021 schedule, what has to happen for the Browns to earn a trip to Super Bowl LVI and much more.0:10 BACK AND READY FOR WAR3.35 Cleveland's Window is OPEN5:25 Super Bowl Odds10:45 17-Game Schedule Breakdown17:40 A 3-Game Winning Streak Against Pittsburgh?26:35 Needs for a Super Bowl Run33:00 2021 Prognosticating: Baker Mayfield34:30 Listener Mail!35:45 Health of Cleveland's Defensive Backfield36:20 Baker Mayfield = MVP Discussion?37:40 Expiring Contracts of Stars = Window Open38:50 RIP Michael K. Williams39:40 Prognosticating: Chiefs-Browns41:30 Sad Browns Season Opener History42:58 Season PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 43:41

    The dog days of summer are here, you say? That's the Sadcast's music, baby! DJ, Ramzy and Eric return to pat their backs for their spot on Cleveland draft predictions, discuss DJ getting fired for posting and their 2021 predictions for the Browns season. YEAH BUDDYSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    THE LEAST BROWNS DRAFT EVER

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2021 42:27

    The NFL offseason is nearly over, which means DJ, Ramzy and Eric are crawling out of the dark hole they've inhabited since January. It's NFL Draft season, baby! And for the first time in a decade, the Browns aren't in a position where they are scheduled to pick within the first hour of the draft. Get all the information you need to know for Thursday night from the Sadcast.0:12 Fwd: WE ARE BACK4:30 What we remember from the end of last season7:50 The least Browns draft ever is in Cleveland this weekend11:30 Browns draft needs15:24 Pick for needs or draft best player available?17:11 Ohio State possibilities19:45 NFC North draft needs25:44 Cleveland's options at picks 89 and 9128:10 Adjusting for the future after paying Mayfield and Chubb30:15 Any hope for Cleveland to draft a Buckeye?36:15 Predictions for Cleveland at 26Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    THE ONLY THING MISSING

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 48:19

    Mere moments away from the AFC Championship Game, the Cleveland Browns crumbled against 35-year-old Chad Henne on Sunday and lost in Kansas City, 22-17. DJ, Ramzy and Eric return to the Sadcast to dissect the blatant targeting call on Daniel "Dirty Dan" Sorensen, Kevin Stefanski's decision to punt late in the fourth quarter down by 5, and look back on the best Browns season in 20 years while putting together a wish list for 2021.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    ELITE EIGHT

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 51:26

    The Cleveland Browns have their first playoff victory in 25 years, a 48-37 drubbing of the hated Steelers in Pittsburgh. DJ, Ramzy and Eric discuss the euphoria over Big Ben looking fat, slow and old, Cleveland's 28-0 first-quarter blitz, and how reigning NFL MVP Patrick Mahomes and Kansas City Chiefs are ON NOTICE.0:54 Sunday Night Massacre5:12 Shorthanded? No problem8:30 Big Ben CRIED14:15 The Best Porno Browns Fans Have Ever Seen16:05 Chiefs Up Next21:02 A Browns-Bills AFC Championship Game?23:05 Turducken Picks27:22 Listener Mail!28:25 Dr. Doink is No More?30:43 Stefanski's Live Cam33:58 Baker = Bane?35:38 2010 Browns Intern Stories38:50 Emotional Browns Fans Stories44:20 DJ's Hangover CureSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    PINE BOXES FOR OUR ENEMIES

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 63:27

    Your Cleveland Browns are playoff-bound for the first time since 2002 after handling business against Mason Rudolph and the Steelers on Sunday, 24-22. DJ, Ramzy and Eric bask in the euphoria of Cleveland not having to participate on Black Monday and start the search for a new coach, look ahead to the rematch against Pittsburgh on Sunday night and discuss how the Buckeyes put Dabo Swinney in the dirt on New Years Night.0:56 Pine Box for Dabo!3:03 Get Dumped Then, Steelers9:00 The Browns are Three Wins From the Super Bowl11:38 Cleveland has Nothing to Lose15:30 STEELERS ON NOTICE17:50 The 11-Win Cleveland Browns22:40 Our Favorite Victories from the Season28:00 Tennessee Game Plan in the Playoffs?29:30 Turducken Picks32:30 Listener Mail!33:25 Stefanski – NFL Coach of the Year?36:30 A Investigation into the Scottish Hammer's Season37:54 Recapping DJ's Bender40:30 An Out of Body Experience for Browns Fans43:17 Is it Legal to Play Football in January?45:08 Where Does This Sports Weekend Rank?56:00 A Browns-Packers Super Bowl?57:00 Biggest Takeaway From SundaySupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    THE SUM OF ALL FEARS

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2020 42:21

    All the Cleveland Browns had to do was defeat the 1-win New York Jets to clinch a playoff spot for the first time since 2002 ... and they blew it. A 23-16 loss to the lowly Jets put the Browns in a must-win situation this weekend against the AFC North champion Pittsburgh Steelers in order to clinch a Wild Card berth. Will the Browns have their wide receiver room back from the COVID list? Will the Steelers rest their starters? DJ, Ramzy and Eric lick their wounds and dissect a pile of listener mail in the final episode of the Sadcast for the year 2020.0:12 The Cleveland Bums are Back3:45 Why Wasn't the Game Postponed?6:30 Hope v. Fear16:25 Cut Parkey NOW19:30 One Silver Lining20:30 Turducken Picks24:05 Listener MailSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    KITCHENS SINKED

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 44:52

    We are not officially living in a world where the statement "10-Win Cleveland Browns" is accurate. DJ, Ramzy and Eric swoon over our Handsome Coach, Kevin Stefanski, discuss Baker Mayfield's continued assault on opposing defenses, break down Cleveland's playoff odds and sift through the mountain of listener mail following its 20-6 triumph over the New York Giants.0:10 The 10-Win Cleveland Browns1:30 A Fraudie Kitchens Special3:32 Baker Mayfield or John Elway?7:35 3rd String OL Entered, Didn't Matter8:40 Colt McCoy #takes9:28 Cody Parkey is On Notice12:05 The Jets Jet'd15:57 Turducken Picks18:16 Listener Mail!42:20 Closing ThoughtsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    POOP AND CIRCUMSTANCE

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2020 36:45

    The Browns scored 42 points against the Ravens...and lost. DJ, Ramzy and Eric check in and dissect Cleveland's 47-42 loss on Monday Night Football to Lamar Jackson, who returned mid-game from not taking a dump in the locker room to drive a knife through the hearts of Browns fans.0:10 The Browns Scored 42 Points, and Lost1:20 The Fix Was In3:30 Lamar Wasn't Pooping5:55 Browns Safety Play Horrific8:15 The Poor Bettors Who Had Browns -39:45 Browns Were FIRED UP10:20 RIP Baker Slander (2017-2019)13:45 It's Freddie Kitchens Week in New York15:15 Cody Parkey...WOOF16:25 Worried About a Letdown?18:25 Snow Hitting New York This Week20:00 Turducken Picks21:50 Listener Mail22:00 Pieces are in Place for 202123:40 More Hateable Team: Ravens or Steelers?26:20 Is DPJ the Greatest Browns WR?28:28 Lake Gods on Notice30:45 The Challenge Debacle From the Refs32:10 Kevin Stefanski Appreciation33:00 Put Ramzy and DJ at Linebacker34:15 Bring Back Phil DawsonSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    DISGUSTING AND EROTIC

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 50:04

    Baker Mayfield and his four touchdown passes led the Cleveland Browns to a 41-35 victory over the Tennessee Titans on Sunday. DJ, Ramzy and guest Big Butter break down this huge win with Eric on assignment and preview the Ravens game on Monday Night Football at FirstEnergy Stadium0:12 The Browns are 9-3 (!) after beating the Titans0:50 Initial Reactions Titans Win3:00 Baker Mayfield = Fire Emoji9:15 DPJ's Drop Turns Into a Bomb TD11:45 Stefanski for Coach of the Year?13:55 RAVENS ON NOTICE17:25 What Makes This a Successful Season?21:00 Turducken Picks24:00 Refs Missed Holding Calls26:55 Listener Mail!30:54 Seeking Hotels in Tampa33:49 Ohioan Mike Vrabel: Hold This L38:00 Butter Pounds the Table for Earl Thomas41:40 Michigan Week Bodes Poorly with DPJ42:25 Irish Pete DMs the Sadcast46:35 #HandsomeCoach SuperlativesSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    BAKER BAUSERMAN

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 42:46

    The Browns are 8-3, winning multiple games against the bottom of the NFL, but Baker Mayfield has continued to pay homage to former Ohio State quarterback Joe Bauserman by airmailing passes to wide-open receivers during Cleveland's 27-25 victory against Jacksonville on Sunday. DJ, Ramzy and Eric preview Cleveland's showdown at Tennessee on Sunday and stare into the abyss of entitlement cheering for an 8-3 team that might not be very good.0:12 Browns: Worst 8-3 Team in the NFL?3:50 Cleveland Quarterback Baker Bauserman10:30 Browns are Currently in the Playoffs12:30 Are they good? Are they lucky? What is it?16:14 Money Season on Deck18:20 Refs had Jags +724:08 Turducken Picks26:01 Joe Bauserman: An Homage29:57 Listener Mail!30:50 Cocaine Statue Cometh?32:33 Can't Take Wins for Granted33:43 Sendejo for DPOW?35:13 Browns Playoff Odds38:46 More Likely Win: Titans or Ravens?41:15 Final ThoughtsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    BIRDS AREN'T REAL

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 44:12

    Your SECOND PLACE Cleveland Browns are 7-3 and charging into Duval County this weekend for a date with the 1-win Jacksonville Jaguars. DJ, Ramzy and Eric recap the messy victory over the Eagles and get everyone ready for the corona pool visit against the Jags. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!0:11 The Second Place Cleveland Browns are 7-32:35 Forever Chasing the Steelers4:45 Jacksonville Jags Trivia8:00 Three Layups Left11:06 Baker's Performance Against the Eagles12:56 Broken Ribs Stories16:30 Previewing the Ravens and Browns Remaining Schedules19:18 Browns Playoff Doomsday Scenarios20:02 The JAX 'Rona Pool23:45 Turducken Picks24:47 Listener Mail!24:50 Stefanski-Kingsbury Handsomeness28:17 Who Gets a Statue First – Stefanski or Chubb?30:08 Would You Rather Tackle Nick Chubb or Derrick Henry?33:35 The Cleveland Jim Tressels39:08 Defense Rounding Into Form?40:24 Was Passing on Carson Wentz the Right Call?Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    THE NICHOLAS JAMAAL CHUBB APPRECIATION SOCIETY

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2020 39:57

    Nick Chubb is back from injury, just in time to steamroll the Houston Texans in a tropical storm to the tune of 126 yards and combining with Kareem Hunt to lead the Cleveland Browns to their sixth win of the season. DJ, Ramzy and Eric show their appreciation for the 2014 Belk Bowl MVP and look ahead to Cleveland's game against the lowly but NFC East-leading Philadelphia Eagles on Sunday.0:10 Welcome to the Nick Chubb Appreciation Meeting3:20 Nick Chubb: F You Attitude5:38 Baker Mayfield Milestone Game7:59 Worst 6-3 Team in League History?12:22 Can Cleveland Beat Any Team in Bad Weather?14:55 Bettors Upset with Chubb18:45 Reviewing the Schedule22:00 Turducken Picks24:30 Listener Mail24:40 Do the Browns Beat Las Vegas with Chubb and Teller?26:54 Can Cleveland Pass Baltimore in the Standings?29:38 Time for a Dome in Cleveland?33:20 Who Do We Want as Cleveland's Week 1 QB in 2021?36:20 What's Going on with DJ's Twitter?38:04 EAGLES ON NOTICESupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    THE BUCKEYE EPISODE

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2020 48:55

    What if the Browns actually drafted Buckeyes? As the Browns prep for their return from the bye, DJ, Ramzy and Eric go through a brilliantly researched and pieced together spreadsheet from an avid listener of the Factory of Sadcast. You might need an adult beverage or two to get through this list with us. On to Houston!Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    STATE CHAMPS

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2020 28:42

    Baker Mayfield delivered arguably his best performance since his rookie season in Cleveland's 37-34 victory against the Cincinnati Bengals on Sunday, a win that pushes the Browns to 5-2. With a winnable home game against Las Vegas in Cleveland on deck this Sunday, a 6-2 Browns team heading to its off week is within reach. DJ, Ramzy and Eric discuss this possibility and more on the Sadcast.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    RESPECT THE PROCESS

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2020 43:19

    Well, the ex-Ohioan #Dad who hates his hometown as much as his hometown hates him, Ben Roethlisberger, led the Pittsburgh Steelers to another victory over the Cleveland Browns on Sunday. DJ, Ramzy and Eric sift through the rubble of the second loss of the season to an above-average team, project the rest of the season and put the Browns on notice before they travel to Cincinnati on Sunday.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    WINNING IS FUN

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2020 37:06

    The Browns extended their winning streak to four games on Sunday, disposing of Philip Rivers' corpse and the Indianapolis Colts. At 4-1 and with the unbeaten Steelers on tap this weekend, the Sadcast welcomes loyal listener Irish Pete to the show in an attempt to not get too used to this feeling.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    BE AFRAID

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2020 38:01

    The Cleveland Browns (!) have won three straight games and are ferociously trending to a 12-4 record and playoff berth. DJ, Ramzy and Eric are back to break down the 49-point outburst from Kevin Stefanski's offense in a game that was never really in doubt against the Dallas Cowboys, who ceded their "America's Team" moniker to the Browns in the process.0:11 The Browns(!) are Trending to a 12-4 Record4:00 OBJ Balling + Smash Mouth Running Game = 49 Points6:30 Stefanski Knew the Browns were Better, Again9:55 1994: The Last Time Cleveland Started 4-111:25 It's Colts Week15:50 Listener Mail!17:12 Soccer Takes19:18 DJ is in Twitter Jail21:49 Elation From Browns Fans23:08 Secondary Needs Improvement26:05 Remember When the Browns Hired Freddie Kitchens?27:27 Book the Tampa Hotels Now?30:20 Will Cleveland Face An Office That Can Hang Other Than Baltimore?32:48 Are the Browns Too Good??34:45 Browns-Colts Score PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    AMERICA'S TEAM

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2020 29:19

    The Browns are OFFICIALLY on a WINNING STREAK and own the second-best record in the AFC following a 34-20 victory over the Washington Football Team. DJ, Ramzy and Eric return to laud Kevin Stefanski's game plan, discuss another winnable game in Dallas this weekend and answer listener questions. COWBOYS ARE ON NOTICE.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    FEAR OF A BROWN PLANET

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 34:00

    The Browns are tied for the second-best record in the NFL following a 35-30 victory over the bums in Cincinnati on Thursday night. DJ, Ramzy and Eric break down a brilliant showing from Kevin Stefanski's offense, recap an injury-plagued Sunday in the NFL and look forward to Cleveland's game on Sunday against the Washington Football Team.0:08 The NFL is NOT READY0:56 Get Dumped Then, Cincinnati3:56 Chubb and Hunt: Not Fun to Tackle in the 4th Quarter7:51 The Washington Football Team: An Extremely Winnable Game11:26 Looking Past a Winnable Game Against Washington13:36 Bloody Sunday in the NFL16:00 Listener Mail!16:56 Which NFL Injury Impacts Cleveland the Most?19:56 How to Improve Cleveland's Defense23:29 How much better would the Browns be if they drafted Buckeyes?24:32 Ohio State did not offer Antoine Winfield Jr.28:35 Who Do You Want Over the Next 5 Years: Baker Mayfield or Gardner Minshew II?32:57 Cleveland-Washington Score PredictionsSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    THEY ARE BUMS

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2020 52:52

    For the 16th consecutive season, the Browns have started 0-1. DJ, Ramzy and Eric decide if there is anywhere to go from here after an embarrassing 38-6 opening day loss in Baltimore to the Ravens, preview Thursday night's game against the Bengals and discuss if Baker Mayfield's time is through.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    NO. 2 WIDE RECEIVER

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2020 63:05

    It's game week, folks! Will the Browns go 1-0 for the first time since 2004? If not, they're bums. DJ, Ramzy and Eric break down the season opener at Baltimore, dissect Odell Beckham Jr.'s bedroom preferences and decide if we're ready for Cleveland's attempt to ride Tresselball to the playoffs.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    FWD: WE ARE BACK

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2020 60:57

    What's that you hear? It's the start of Season 2 of The Factory of Sadcast. **Sam Ehlinger voice** we're baaaaaaack!In this episode, we present reasons to be cautiously optimistic about the 2020 Cleveland Browns despite three starters on defense going down with injuries in the first week of training camp, the world literally being on fire, and the reigning NFL MVP still patrolling the AFC North.0:00 We're Baaaaaaaack1:10 DJ Shares Life Updates from Grant Hospital20:30 So, Let's Talk About Browns Training Camp Injuries22:36 New Sponsor Goodies for the Sadcast24:58 Browns Lost Three Starters to Injuries in One Week of Camp32:05 The NFL Will Do Everything Possible to Complete The Season33:30 Browns Training Camp Updates Presented by: Snapple?38:02 Baby Billy Could be a Browns Starting LB by October39:00 Game-By-Game Predictions48:10 DJ Drops a HOT AFC North QB #take49:50 Nick Chubb Love53:20 Ramzy's On Record: 10+ Wins58:40 Cautious OptimismSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    ACTUAL FOOTBALL TALK

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2020 84:14

    Football X's and O's guru Kyle Jones from ElevenWarriors.com joins the Sadcast to share insights on what we can expect from Cleveland's new offensive scheme from Kevin Stefanski, answer listener mail and more.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    DRAFT PUNK

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2020 47:30

    The Browns didn't poop all over themselves during the 2020 NFL Draft. This is a cause for celebration. DJ, Ramzy and Eric recap all the picks, where they fit on the roster and how Cleveland's draft class compares to other NFL teams.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    2020 DRAFT SPECTACULAR

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2020 47:45


    DJ, Ramzy and Eric emerge from the cloak of quarantine and the invisible pandemic to break down all angles of the upcoming NFL Draft, discuss the Browns continuing (!) to win the offseason, and how we can't wait to watch Tom Brady suck failure down in Tampa.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)


    QUARANTINE MOVES

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020 43:44

    A global pandemic is upon us. (No, we're not talking about the Browns) What better time for some therapy about Cleveland's most historic sports franchise??Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    WEED & CHEESECAKE BRAIN

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2020 41:17

    From Kevin (or is it Ken?) Stefanski filling out his coaching staff, to Baker Mayfield getting accused of participating in illicit extracurricular activities behind Cheesecake Factory, to the starting left tackle trying to transport 157 pounds of marijuana across the US-Mexico border, the Browns offseason is right on schedule. DJ, Ramzy and Eric are here to break it all down.0:50 Head coach Kevin Stefanski rounded out his coaching staff3:30 Alex Van Pelt is OC6:48 Bill Callahan (sure?) is DC7:23 RB Coach Stump Mitchell is the lone holdover8:25 Joey Freshwater's brother is on the staff!12:10 Suck it and your HOF dreams, Art Modell18:20 Myles Garrett is out of NFL purgatory22:07 Baker Mayfield's Cheesecake Factory Secret Menu28:35 157 pounds of weed!!!33:26 Which OT will the Browns draft?Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    Yes We Kevin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2020 35:54

    The Cleveland Browns hired Kevin Stefanski as their next head coach. DJ, Ramzy and Eric break down what will surely go down as a successful hiring process. Right?Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    Sweet Death

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2019 38:05

    At last, this horrific season is dead for the Browns. DJ, Ramzy and Eric wade through the 6-10 final record, thank the Bengals for a better draft pick and look forward to the coaching search after the dismissal of Freddie Kitchens.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    6-9 #NotNice

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2019 51:59

    DJ and special guest Peter Pattakos share stories from their experience Sunday during the final Browns home game of the season, while Ramzy and Eric look ahead toward the draft while addressing that Urban Meyer rumor.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    Another Lost Decade

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2019 41:32

    The Browns still (!) aren't mathematically eliminated from playoff contention – but that doesn't stop Ramzy, DJ and Eric from sifting through the rubble that is another lost season from a team led by an Applebee's sous chef.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    SOFA KING WHAT

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2019 46:42

    DJ, Ramzy and Eric welcome the Sadcast's first fan guest to the show and try to determine if it's even worth paying attention to the Browns the rest of this season.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    Fraudie Started It

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2019 31:28

    Welp, the Browns lost to the Steelers and their third-string Applebee's busboy quarterback. DJ, Ramzy and Eric are here to sift through the wreckage.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    WINNING STREAK

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2019 30:23

    The Browns have won three consecutive games for the second straight season and a 10-6 Wild Card berth is very much on the table. PITTSBURGH IN TROUBLE.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    That's Assault, Brotha

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2019 14:54

    The Browns are on a winning streak, but we can't talk about that because they're the Browns and Myles Garrett hit Mason Rudolph in the head with his own helmet.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    BrownsBills Thrills

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2019 30:26

    THE BROWNS WON AND THE PARADE IS BACK ON.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    Broncos Started a Janitor at QB, and Won

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2019 29:46

    DJ, Ramzy and Eric recap yet another Browns loss, this one to a bad Denver team that started a dude we've never heard of before at quarterback.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    Will Coach for Food

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2019 39:48

    DJ, Eric and Ramzy stare into the abyss. Noted football analyst Kyle Jones from Eleven Warriors joins the show to explain in technical detail why the Browns are sucking.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    10/13 Was an Inside Job

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2019 39:39

    Zac Jackson joins DJ, Ramzy and Eric to discuss his new book "100 Things Browns Fans Should Know and Do Before They Die." Also, The Browns suck again.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2019 36:45

    DJ, Ramzy and Eric lick their wounds from the Bay Area and Las Vegas beat downs and debate whether being dawg checked by Nick Bosa is a bad thing.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    Edgar Allan Owned

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2019 29:25

    DJ and Ramzy discuss Super Bowl parade routes for the 1st place Cleveland Browns #NinersInTroubleSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    Episode 4(th and 9 draw play)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2019 35:47

    DJ and Ramzy break down the Browns' latest loss and then break down emotionally. Email FactoryOfSadcast at Gmail dot com with your questions, comments or insults for your chance to win Odell Bacon from Catullo Prime Meats in Youngstown.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    DJ's Gonna Be (500 Miles)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2019 25:30

    Ramzy and DJ discuss the Browns getting their first W, New York City and traveling through life without an ID. All reader mail read on the air results in free, delicious #OdellBacon from Catullo Meats in Youngstown, OH.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

    Personal Foul

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2019 36:24

    Dustin Fox jumps on the show to try to make sense of the latest humiliating Browns defeat. DJ recaps his journey through the Muni Lot on Opening Day, Ramzy answers reader emails and we give away eight pounds of #OdellBacon from Catullo Prime Meats.Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/sadcast)

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