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A podcast about drinking, filth, and the American way!

GUY PARTY!!!


    • Jul 26, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 159 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from GUY PARTY!!!

    GUY PARTY FEST 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2024 37:11


    Its GUY PARTY Fest week, Boozeheads!!! The best gathering of the summer!!! There will be Dildo Javelin, Dildo Field Goal, The Keister Egg Hunt, Beer Chug Relay Race, Burrow Dodge Ball, The Tampon Tug of War, The Abortion Escape Room and The GUY PARTY Game Show!!! Make sure you're there, you don't want to miss this one!!! GUY PARTY!!!

    The Mammary Madness Selection Committee 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2024 56:53


    The dudes in GUY PARTY have met to select the best bacon hangers out there for the one and only, MAMMARY MADNESS!!! Come see who made the cut and where they ended up seeding against some of the best tits in the game!!! GUY PARTY!!!

    Episode 128 - One Inch Is All I Need

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2024 60:44


    Taylor Swift was once on top of the world. She had billions of dollars and a Super Bowl winning boyfriend. All until a group of not so well hung mutanoids planted the ultimate sabotage to win over Taylor. Now with Taylor on their side they have degenerated her far enough to spread their small dick gospel to the masses in attempts to take over the world and bring upon the apocalypse!!

    Episode 127 – The Guy Party Hall of Fame Class of 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2024 35:16


    It's that time of the year again!!! The Guy Party Hall of Fame Class of 2024 inductees is upon us!!! A collection of the most elite degenerates!!! The guys managed to weed them down to best of the best to bring you the newest inductions into the GUY PARTY HALL OF FAME!!! One of the most prestigious memberships to be a part of!!! Come find out who made it and who didn't!!! GUY PARTY!!!

    Bengals 2023 Season Recap and NFL Playoffs Predictions

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2024 83:55


    The 2023 Bengals season didn't end up the way we were all hoping it would. The guys break down some of what went wrong and what they hope the team can improve on going into the 2024 season. WHO DEY!!! They also make their Super Bowl picks and pray to Bologna Man that it is not the year of the Harbaugh.

    Episode 126 - The Death Of The Drunken Army

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2024 72:52


    The Drunken Army was a collection of degeneracy from all different social groups. Together they had some of the most righteous parties of all time!!! But like all good things, they must come to an end. As years past and members grew older, the guys in GUY PARTY, once being high-ranking members of The Drunken Army, figure out how each member of The Drunken Army meet their eventual demise. DRUNKEN ARMY FOREVER!!!

    Episode 125 - The Daliens

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2023 61:16


    The kill joys are among us and will suck the fun out of any great GUY PARTY!!! But what happens when the ultimate kill joys assemble to take out GUY PARTY once and for all!?! Known no other as Steve Dale and the Daliens, they have formed the ultimate band of kill joys to ruin anyone's good time!!! Together with Hault, Charlie G-word, Derailer and Marcy Darcy there is truly no hope for anyone that crosses paths with the world's finest buzz kills!!!

    Episode 124 - A New Dope

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2023 77:19


    The Winning Without Michael Universe is strong and thriving!!! They've accomplished things the Prime Universe could only dream of. Until one unfortunate day when one of the aborted found a way to re-enter the WWMU!!! As they rallied other mongos to their cause they prepared to invade and conquer the Winning Without Michael Universe once and for all!!! But there is a new hope that has arisen to take on Darth Benjamin and his army of mongoloids!!!

    Episode 123 - Small Town

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2023 35:34


    The guys begin work on a GUY PARTY mobile that will allow them to invade small towns across the United States to bring people the gospel of Bologna Man!!! Little did they know the opposition those small towns would present. If only those residents realized, GUY PARTY is America's Fuck!!!

    Episode 122 – Guy Party Fest II Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2023 79:12


    The guys go over all the happenings from Guy Party Fest II and work towards unionizing the Boozeheads!!! The future is bright with GUY PARTY!!!

    Episode 121 - Pig Lips

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2023 41:51


    Eddy Baldwin was just enjoying a day of sunbathing and boozing when the neighborhood Karens decided to put a stop to it!!! In a fight against the law Eddy was put down like an old dog and vowed vengeance on anyone who would attempt to enjoy catching a buzz ever again!!! When sobriety isn't an option, Eddy kills your buzz and he kills you too!!!

    Terrifying Tales From The Trash Can V

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2023 59:42


    The guys go camping on Halloween and end up stumbling across a strange game called Queja. Little did they know the powers this game held and the ghouls they would end up awakening. After a tip touch triangulation gone wrong, there's no one left to stop the Disco Queens of the Dead from overtaking the realm of the living. But wait! There is one last hope! Who you gonna call!?! Gaystbusters!!!

    Episode 120 - Cheese Coney Economics

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2023 66:37


    You know the economy has gone to hell when a cheese coney costs 3 dollars!!! The guys come up with a new way to measure inflation and rising costs by implementing their own style of accounting with Cheese Coney Economics!!! GUY PARTY stands with all booze!!!

    Episode 119 - NFL Films Presents: The Eastgate Chargers

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2023 73:45


    NFL Films brings you some of the most epic games and moments of the Eastgate Chargers first ever playoff birth!!! No other franchise is owned and operated quite like the Eastgate Chargers!!! Come hear all the amazing calls from Banana Night, the Goodell Beheading, and the Tommy Two Nose games!!! EASTGATE FOREVER!!! CHIEFS NEVER!!!

    Episode 118 - Joe Sanchez

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2023 42:26


    Heartbreak and disappointment are ingrained into Cincinnati fans beings. So, after the Bengals went out and got thumped by a team named after the color of feces, the guys needed a good bit of booze therapy to discuss their beloved Bengals!!! Please throw some TD's soon Joey B and get our dicks hard once again!!! GUY PARTY!!!

    Episode 117 - The Degen Celebrity Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2023 64:16


    There were dark times in GUY PARTY. The times before the great mongo purge. Where The guys would draft humans for a Degen Celebrity Fantasy Draft. The times where there was no hope. Listen at your own risk!!! GUY PARTY!!!

    Episode 116 - 'Twas The Night Before Guy Party Fest II

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2023 53:18


    The guys are gearing up for Guy Party Fest II as the annual freak show is upon us!!! Get ready to get crusty Boozeheads!!! GUY PARTY!!!

    The Bengals 2023 Season Predictions

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2023 73:49


    GUY PARTY tries predicting the 2023 Bengals regular season and possible postseason runs!!! I'm sure all you Boozeheads know how these predictions are going to go!!! WHO DEY!!!

    Episode 115 – Hard Knocks: Training Camp with the Eastgate Chargers

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2023 61:56


    An unaltered all access look into what it takes to make it in the NFL and on one of the most unprolific teams of all time, The Eastgate Chargers.

    Episode 114 - Cumming To Your Senses

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2023 59:23


    The sweet release!!! The release that can make a mutant turn into a civilized man!!! Guy Party proposes the idea that all dudes must masturbate before going out on the town!!! With this idea there could potentially be world peace!!! Because busting a nut makes most dudes, Cum To Their Senses!!!

    Episode 113 – Measure By The Tip

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2023 48:34


    The guys are putting the finishing touches on the events that will be taking place at GUY PARTY Fest 2!!! Let's just say Boozeheads, you are all in for a treat!!! You're not going to want to miss this one!!! GUY PARTY!!!

    Episode 112 - Drunk Driving With Doc Brown

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2023 51:27


    Doc Brown has traveled to the future to pick up GUY PARTY for he can take them back to the 1920's to help combat prohibition!!! Doc's one rule was to avoid interfering with things that could end up altering history!!! What could possibly go wrong with way too much booze and way too many drugs!?! GUY PARTY!!!

    Episode 111 – Clermont Jones and The Horn Of Inebriation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2023 51:39


     Clermont Jones knows that the only way the Eastgate Chargers will ever win the Super Bowl is for him to find the Horn of Inebriation that belonged to the ancient god of Eastgate, Boozehatius!!! After many years of digging up the Eastgate Chargers 50-yard line in search of this horn he enlists the help of GUY PARTY to once and for all find the Horn of Inebriation and send the Eastgate Chargers to the Super Bowl!!

    Episode 110 - The Crackaz Of Hazzard

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2023 50:47


    The guys are pitching some ideas to Netflix to reboot a classic sitcom!!! One of the main rules for a Netflix reboot is you must make all the main characters gay!!! Can GUY PARTY deliver!?! Let's just say “Flash Mob Circle Jerk!” GUY PARTY!!!

    Episode 109 - Honey I Shrunk GUY PARTY

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2023 59:29


    A madman gone sober has created a ray gone named the Dinger Shrinker to take out GUY PARTY!!! The Dinger Shrinker ends up shrinking GUY PARTY to micro size and they're lost amongst the trash and vermin at the GUY PARTY compound!!! The sights and adventures that are about to unfold in front of them are surmounting!!! Shit mountain, the golden river and the talking wood ticks are only a few of the opposing obstacles!!! How will they make it out!?! Or will they stay shrunk forever!?! GUY PARTY!!!

    Episode 108 - Guy Party Fest II

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2023 47:54


    Come one, come all!!! The guys start plotting the events for the upcoming GUY PARTY Fest II!!! There will be wheelbarrow races, dilldo cornhole, the piss jug raffle, ride the mutant bull, the deep throat extravaganza and the bologna eating competition!!! Come win jizz portraits, door prizes and much much more!!! GUY PARTY!!!

    Episode 106 - MB Terminates Jackson Mahomes.....Again

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2023 72:48


    A train derailment that spilled toxic chemicals into the Ohio river ends up resurrecting Jackson Mahomes which creates a scare amongst bar tenders everywhere!!! There's only one person who can stop him!!! A cyborg named MB, also resurrected from the same chemical spill but has ninja training by none other than the world renowned, Brett Favre!!! Can MB save the NFL and maybe even the world from this disgusting, TikTok dancing buffoon!?! Tune in to find out!!!

    Episode 105 - Pronouns

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2023 46:27


    The guy's failed English class back in high school so they're spending this episode trying to figure out what exactly is a pronoun. Can Bologna Man be considered a pronoun!?! Can ‘dude' be used as a pronoun!?! The guys try to figure out these tricky pronouns as well as discuss the many meanings of GUY PARTY!!!

    Episode 104 - Peanut Pizza

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2023 58:58


    The Russians have invaded Ukraine!!! General Spicoli has no other choice but to call upon the GUY PARTY Task Force to help save the world from certain doom!!! Can the guys prevent those pesky Russians from making us all drink vodka and dance with bears!?! Tune in to find out!!! GUY PARTY!!!

    Episode 103 - The Guy Party Food Truck

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2023 54:52


    The perfect GUY PARTY menu has been constructed!!! A menu consisting of the finest recipes in culinary bologna!!! Bologna Chip Ice Cream, The Bloomin Bologna, Bologna Nachos, GPQ and The Bologna Coney!!! Come get you some!!!

    Mammary Madness 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2023 86:31


    It's that time of the year again Boozeheads!!! GUY PARTY makes their picks for the best celebrity jugs!!! It's a battle royale of 128 of the best tits in the game!!! GUY PARTY!!!

    Episode 102 - How To Become A Boozehead

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2023 45:24


    There are rules and commandments that come with becoming an official Boozehead!!! The guys discuss these commandments to a future prospect in his hopes of becoming a Boozehead!!! LONG LIVE GUY PARTY!!!

    Episode 101 - The Guy Party Video Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2023 73:17


    The ultimate video game has been created!!! One that will rival Mario and Zelda!!! The GUY PARTY Video Game!!! You go from level to level collecting invaluable inebriators to overcome the Super Woke Master General and his band of merry mutants!!! Prepare yourselves for the ultimate GUY PARTY showdown!!! 8-bit forever!!!

    Episode 100 - The Guy Party Hall of Fame

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2023 113:51


    GUY PARTY has finally hit 100 episodes and what a ride it has been!!! The guys discuss all their memories of GUY PARTY through the years and all the maniacs who have come and gone!!! The time has come to induct some of these degens into The GUY PARTY Hall of Fame and to ensure that their greatness is known for future generations!!! Bozeheads, we present to you, our first inaugural class for the GPHOF!!! GUY PARTY!!!

    Episode 99 - Thunder Rape 50

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2023 54:48


    Have you ever burped up butthole!?! The guys throw a banger for one of their top ranking Boozeheads 50th birthday party and shit got weird really quick!!! Come find out more on this edition of, GUY PARTY!!!

    Episode 98 - 101 Places To GUY PARTY and Then Die

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2023 76:02


    The guys sign up for a reality show where they go to different cities, eat LSD and end up reviewing whether that city is a good place to trip at or not!!! Little did they know, the producers were going to drop them off in the worst cities in the world in attempts to have them assassinated!!! GUY PARTY!!!   

    The Cincinnati Bengals Road To The Super Bowl 2023 - Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2023 79:44


    The Bengals are here to ruin Roger Goodells Playoff Script!!! But first, they must overcome the most challenging thing on a football field. The Referees. The Chargers are looking to relocate to another city because there are no fans in LA and the guys have the perfect spot for them to come to. Go Eastgate Chargers!!! Soon to be one of the greatest shows on turf!!! GUY PARTY!!!

    The Cincinnati Bengals Road To The Super Bowl 2023 – Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2023 75:12


    What if I told you a golden shower, a pacemaker and a pair of underwear full of Cincinnati chili caused the Fumble in the Jungle!?! The play that helped propel the Bengals to another post season win!!! WHO DEY!!! Come find out more as the dudes in Guy Party help cheer their Cincinnati Bengals onto another Super Bowl run!!! WHO DEY PARTY!!!

    Episode 97 - Degenerate Cincinnati

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2023 56:21


    Imagine being able to go to the Finlay market and pick up a hooker and a banana!!! What if the freedom center became a night club!?! What if the Banks had nude bars that allowed the nudes to smoke outside while Reds games were being played!?! The guys plot the degeneration of Cincinnati into a new and improved version known as no other than, The Nast Nati!!!

    Episode 96 - Year In Review 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2023 62:42


    It's now 2023!! The year of the Bologna!!! The guys look back on all the madness that occurred during 2022!!! A Bengals Super Bowl Run, Golden Showers and copious amounts of booze being consumed!!! Cheers to an insane 2023 Boozeheads and as always, GUY PARTY!!!

    Episode 95 - Tranny Claus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2023 60:20


    Every year, for 45 days, Tranny Claus brings all the good boys and girls presents straight from its sweatshop in Tijuana, Mexico!!! The catch is, it may bring you a gift, but it will also take a gift for itself!!! Led by its sleigh of trash creatures, Tranny Claus is making his way to your town soon!!! Merry Guy Partymas!!!

    Mammary Madness 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2022 114:40


    The guys get together to rate the best jugs of 2022!!! March Madness style!!! GUY PARTY!!!

    Terrifying Tales From The Trash Can IV

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2022 113:08


    Johnny Boozehead always enjoyed a good RAGEr!!! But in his world, partying at 40 was frowned upon. After tearing off a good one, Johnny Boozehead woke up in another realm. A realm ruled by Boozeheads!!! Little did he know, the horrors that awaited him in a world full of PARTY!!! 

    GuyPartygiving 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2022 98:07


    Guy Party is thankful for drugs, booze and bitches!!! The guys talk about what they are thankful for as they go down memory lane to the glory days of the Drunken Army!!! They also figure out a new sex move called the Right Angle!!! What would the world have to come to for Guy Party to ever become famous!?! Let's hope we never find out!!! GUY PARTY!!!

    THE P-FILES

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2022 38:36


    Earth has been invaded by multi-trash!!! Led by a mutant that was unsuccessfully aborted by a claw machine!!! To defeat these intruders the guys must find a special set of googles crafted from the first keg to set peace and tranquility across the Guy Party multiverse!!! GUY PARTY!!!

    Episode 94 - The Art Of The Dick Pic

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2022 48:31


    The dick pic has evolved over the years. Once a thriving commonality to now a cancelable offense. The guys host a training session on how to take the perfect dick pic and how to not get canceled when sending it!!

    Episode 93 - Chester Gets Pegged

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2022 46:56


    There are alphas and there are betas in this world. When you're the beta and the alpha asks to peg you, what would be your preferred pegging!?! The guys get romantic and try to figure out the best way to get pegged!!! GUY PARTY!!!

    Episode 92 - The Golden Bachelor Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2022 66:48


    It was a warm summer night!!! Beers were flowing like water; the stereo was cranked to 11, bologna slip n' slides were setup and penis pool floats were about!!! The stripper was on her way and the night was ours!!! Then, unexpectedly, a mutant decided to expose himself and everything turned for the worst! Come listen for the first time, The Chester Bachelor Party Recap! GUY PARTY!!!

    Episode 91 - Guy Party Does Fantasy Football

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2022 57:30


    Bologna Filled Boners For Burrow!!! Kardashian Fuck Dolls!!! Chester claiming the NFL draft is racist!!! This is what you get as the guys attempt to draft their fantasy football teams in the first inaugural, Guy Party Fantasy Football For Winners Only League!!! GUY PARTY!!!

    Episode 90 - Guy Party Land

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2022 50:38


    The guys start planning out the master plan for their new state of the art amusement park, Guy Party Land!!! Which features award winning rides such as: Paint Me Black, Abortion A-Go-Go, The Shit River and many, many more!!! The park will also include an interactive petting zoo for all different types of fun!!! GUY PARTY!!!

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