Two Crows Podcast

Two Crows Podcast S7Ep2 Crows vs Tigers aka still inconsistently inconsistent aka the let down... Rachele and Max  - Hope for the Future • Who's the B.O.S.S.? • Post Game analysis - Ant and the art of zen • SANFL Trial game Crows v Pear • Changes for the Showdown - does the axe hang or swing? Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram, Amazon Podcasts and listen, like, follow, share and retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty #WeFlyAsOne 

Two Crows Podcast are (finally) back! S7Ep1 2023  A New Captain, A New Era • The vibe for 2023 

Two Crows are back!! We kick off the new year and the new season in style Anything can happen here, here we go!! • Trial games - Liked/Loathed/Loved • Rachelle drives fans to Crowmania • Hungry Jacks changes name to Crowmania  • Ant and Ali plug Bums on seats!! #SilenceTheSiren • Dawson, Milera, Rachelle - Bring the gravy boat!! • Covid Contingencies • AFLW - Randall, EJ back in - Finals bound!! • New board member - Welcome Mr Goodings • Round 1 side predictor Crows v Freo • We get our tips out to go tips up for AFL Round 1 Listen via all your socials #TwoCrowsFooty 

TwoCrowsS05Ep01 Crows v Roos  - Don't mind if we do! TWO CROWS are BACK! (insert trumpets here) We won - now lets never speak of it again  Pick 64 aka 2 Stars aka Go Pro aka Dr SHOLL  Let's talk about Tex and has the Fog finally lifted? Get In The Bin! - Ali  + TV commentary team = umbrage SANFL - Pedlars smashing debut AFLW - We are in the GF! Chelsea Randall you are a STAR! Ins/Outs & Injuries Tips Up  - we try to pick next rounds winners... Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram, Amazon Podcasts and listen, like, follow, share and retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty #GetInTheBin #GetHimIn #WeFlyAsOne  #AFLNorthCrows #AFL #AFLWGF

TwoCrowsS04Ep12 Crows v Tiger aka Let the off-season madness begin!!  It’s all GO at Crowie land, assistant coaches moved on, the first wave of delistings and a brand new Snr Assistant/Def coach has been appointed - Welcome Scott Burns!! Oh yeah and we played our last game of the season. But don’t let that stop you, the ride to rebuild is moving along nicely. In this hot poddy we cover; Crows v Tigers - 3,2,1 Hurt Locker, Tex 441 and a Rising Star ⭐️ literally Goneski - who’s already been shown the door and who’s twitchier than a cat on a hot tin roof The Rumour Vault gets cracked wide open - we drop more names than a hipster in an underground cafe - Will we get some Balme for our Burns?  Players and assistant coaches being linked to the club Will Brad stay? Who’s out of contract? Who could be on the trade table?  2020 Draft Picks and NGA Bonanza  Scandal Scandal Slingback Sandal - HUGE CoVid19 scandal on the eve of the finals Twitter questions and comments from YOU!! The Gold Jacket - we make out big predictions Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram, Amazon Podcasts and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty #AskTwoCrows #GetHimIn #WeFlyAsOne #ItOut #HashTag #AFLCrowsTigers iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/two-crows-podcast/id1355576088 PodBean: https://twocrows.podbean.com Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7uySKSMi5yCVRQGRwJqGYG

TwoCrowsS04Ep11 Crows v Giants aka ‘Berg’ takes down Titanic opposition  Crows go Back2Back. We put a Giant dent in GWS finals aspirations. McAdam gets higher than Snoop Dog, Tex, Sholl,  Matty Crouch 2.0. #TwoCrowsFooty #WeFlyAsOne #AFLCrowsGiants The Crows go Back2Back in 2020! Crows put a Giant dent in GWS finals aspirations. McAdam gets higher than Snoop Dog, Tex = Godra and Sholl on the wing? Errrrr yes please. Matty Crouch 2.0 and Laird is a perfect 10.  3,2,1 Hurt Locker and Rising Star DMac to try the #GoodBloke defence to avoid one game ban Berg aka The Big Easy signs on Ali and Ant disagree over Draftee interview questions... Ding Ding Round 1 Draft Picks - Thank you GWS Rumours of more cuts than a Butchers Shop window to the list Trade and Draft dates announced Your Twitter Questions #AskTwoCrows #GetHimIn - Ins/Outs for next week Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty #AskTwoCrows #GetHimIn #WeFlyAsOne #ItOut #HashTag #AFLHawksCrows iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/two-crows-podcast/id1355576088 PodBean: https://twocrows.podbean.com Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7uySKSMi5yCVRQGRwJqGYG

TwoCrowsS04Ep10 Crows v Hawks aka Nickys Crows are September Specialists!! WE WON!! Owen is gone, the monkey has been lifted and the seal has finally been broken! Join Ali and Ant with a win more satisfying than a Bacon Double Cheeseburger Deluxe!   Tears of joy, jubilation, relief, you name the emotion, we felt it Goals - we got 'em Schoey and Spuds epic team lifters and Tex with the icing Defending Offensively we try to crack the game plan 3,2,1 Hurt Locker and Rising Star CROWS WON - Woo Hoo Your Twitter Questions and comments #AskTwoCrows To no-one's surprise the GABBA will host the GF Rats off the ship - good call/bad call? #GetHimIn - Ins/Outs for next week Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty #AskTwoCrows #GetHimIn #WeFlyAsOne #ItOut #HashTag #AFLHawksCrows

TwoCrowsS04Ep09 Crows v Cats aka Tex 200th and things are finally looking up Schoeys GOAL!  HARRY please grow a Mullet!!! We finally get our Butts out and he has a good crack! Matt's big tackle (numbers) raise some eyebrows. 3,2,1 Hurt Locker and Rising Star Stengle signs on - 2 more years AFL - sides are letting assistants go.... We discuss Adam Kellys responses to questions about Assistants, Budget restraints and internal/external recruiting SANFLW North v South for the Big Gran Final Twitter Questions #AskTwoCrows Ins and Vincent van Gogh  Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty #AskTwoCrows #GetHimIn #WeFlyAsOne #AFLCrowsCats

TwoCrowsS04Ep08 Crows vs Bulldogs  aka put a fork in us we’re done!!  A game of 4 qtrs The Hope, The Tightrope, The Fall and the Fallen. Who stood up, who stood out, and who will be ducking for cover: 3,2,1 Hurt Locker and Rising Star Statistical nightmare - Compare the pair  Covid breach Swans feel the wrath  We answer your questions straight after the game #AskTwoCrows We get in early and swing the axe ahead of our game against the Cats as we play match committee  #GetHimIn #VincentVanGogh   Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty #AskTwoCrows #GetHimIn iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/two-crows-podcast/id1355576088 PodBean: https://twocrows.podbean.com Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7uySKSMi5yCVRQGRwJqGYG  

TwoCrowsS04Ep07 Crows vs Pies aka Pies swooped, Crows a bit pooped Well, the Crows got Pie eyed and overrun in the final quarter, but there are some signs that made us smile.  Laird the midfielder - take a bow desk man IceBerg right ahead and the Prez makes a stand 3,2,1, Hurt Locker and Rising Star noms Bloody Hamstrings!!  whats going on? Pass The Salt: Karen Cornes wants to speak to the manager about some unsociable football Cows Beef - Tex take a stand on online abuse - who needs to shoulder some responsibility in this? All Aboard - Grant Kelly slam dunks his hat into the ring for the Chairman role Last Chance Saloon - which players we think should be looking over their shoulders Crows vs Bulldogs  - what we need to do to win (yes we are still believing) Ins/Outs - Will some big names return for the Crows Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty #AskTwoCrows #GetHimIn  

TwoCrowsS04Ep06 Crows vs Bombers aka So close, yet so far away.....   We look at our "almost" game, where it "almost" came together.  Crows are still hunting for their first W of the season. What can we see creeping into our game plan? Lets look at the positives  - Doedee, Keays takes another step SOFT HANDS Please! 3,2,1, Hurt Locker and Rising Star Ali has a new hashtag #AllDayEveryDayDoedee Discuss former Crows recruiter Matt Rendell and his comments on the Crows and this years draft #JustAskTwoCrows - We answer your Twitter questions Crows Draft Hand for 2020 Ins/Outs and Injuries  - #GetHimIn and who can Vincent Van Gogh Tips Up Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty #AskTwoCrows #GetHimIn    

TwoCrowsS04Ep05 Crows vs Saints aka Crows sin = Saints win   Ali and Ant record straight after the game so you get their immediate reaction, thoughts and outlook from the night. 100% Covide Free and safe for consumption. ROB is a machine, Dudes captains his first game and Keays is getting better every week. There is a "Moose" on the loose!   Lets find the positives.....and then..... 3,2,1 Hurt Locker and Rising Star  Umpires had a "mare" Tex's magnificent mark unrewarded Rumour Mill - Fagan and the Broncos #GetHimIn - who impressed from the scratch match Crows v Bombers ins/outs  Tips up - here we go..... Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty #AskTwoCrows #GetHimIn

TwoCrowsS04Ep04 Crows vs Free - aka Freo give the Crows the old heave-ho That elusive first win of the season has eluded us again. Crows kick themselves in the foot, the ground and the oppo.... anywhere but between the big sticks.  3,2,1 Rising Star The Cows Beef - Ant kicks off about the AFL Apps CAMP CLOSED Will the media ever move on? All A Board - AFC appoint a new board member  What is a Non-Statistical Statistic? (try saying that with a mouthful of marbles) #AskTwoCrows We answer your questions Ins/Outs and Injuries Draft pick watch and we go Tips Up Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty #AskTwoCrows #GetHimIn  

TwoCrowsS04Ep03 Crows Sun sets aka How low can you go? Well, strap on your ski's Crowies its gonna be a long season! We examine the wreckage and fallout from our abysmal performance against the Suns.  3,2,1...(straining), Hurt Locker and Rising Star Crows Draft Pick Watch - Let there be light! AFL Media Crows pile on continues #AskTwoCrows We answer your Twitter Questions about the Crows Bored of the Board - we analyse Football vs Finance on the AFC Board #GetHimIn Who we want to see in the Tricolours this week Crows vs Lions - Opportunity DNA and Tipping Point Ins, outs and injuries - Who can Vincent Van Gogh!! and who can Vincent Van Inn! Tips Up - we fail miserably at this, oh but we are persistent Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty #AskTwoCrows #GetHimIn  

TwoCrowsS04E02 ShowDOWN 48 aka Crows should have ShownUP 48 podcast Ali, Ant and Footy are finally back!  We discuss Showdown 48 - Get your bandaids ready this might hurt a bit McHenry debuts and gives us hope The Fog waves the flag...I mean his guernsey and we loved it! Ant has a crack at the media in the off season #GetHimIn and who can Vincent Van Goh!  Crows Draft hand - 2020 we go early and get excited R3 vs Gold Coast Suns.... could this be our first loss to them? We go Tips Up and try to predict Round 3 winners Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty  

TwoCrowsS04E01 Welcome Back Podcast aka the not quite podcast, podcast Ali and Ant are back, riding into 2020 like a hippo with vertigo! The shackles are off and if we were anymore sideways and we’d be horizontal. Sign them up! The Pantene Iguana and Mrs Browns Boy commit to the Crows family We have a new Coach, a New Captain and a New Leadership group, but if they were Star Wars characters, who would they be?  Acknowledge the past and build for the future Crows AFLW - Now with even more injuries. Crows drop their first game to the lions, but Hatchy finds beast mode and breaks an AFLW record We finally work out when our first home game is... Scott Elderfield - We salute you - Bushfire Showdown T20 We talk about the big SMS aka the Social Media Stoush! South Aussie Cossie vs an ironic fiery Cornes clan (insert climbing a ladder joke here) Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty  

TwoCrowsS03Ep24 BIG DRAFT WRAP aka Crows finally land a big FISCH....ER! With more wraps than a Christmas present, Ali and Ant dissect, analyse, hypothesise and generally get a little bit excited over the Crows 2019 Draft Haul.  The BIG FISCH! We analyse every exciting draft pick and give you the lowdown We Draft - Contested Beasts, Tackling Machines, Speed, Leaders and Versatility Haggis specials and Top Secret Projects? Ali finally gets her "Piggies in the middle" and is pumped Heath Younie you "STAR Crows Pre season standouts and who could debut in the tricolours in 2020? Thank you listeners for our best year EVER! Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty  

TwoCrowsS03Ep23 Winds of Change have blown at AFC -Fresh Air down at West Lakes! The Review - Burton gone!, Campo Gone! we discuss the results and vacancies We welcome our new Senior Coach Matty Nicks to the Mighty Adelaide Crows Family Trade Period - The snorefest that it was. Did anyone say "Big Bodied Mid", "Posturing" Barrett's obsession with "Brad Crouch" Trade Period - Ins and the outs - welcome Billy Goat Frampton to the AFC Family Upcoming AFLW Draft 22/10/19 Twitter Poll result Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty  

TwoCrowsS03E22 Is Don is Gone aka one down ??? to go…the saga continues  It is on like Donkey Kong down at AFC head quarters! Join us on a magical journey that’s rougher than the wrong end of a pineapple   Don resigns as Snr coach of the Crows The Review update Singing in the Shower – an Ode to Don and a Bird guy? The Interview Panel has been announced – Huzzah! Trade Rumours Crow Questions – Twitter followers ask us questions Tips up for the Preliminary Finals Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS03Ep21 Is the Review finished yet? aka Who needs a #CrowsSeaChange... Vale Danny Frawley gone too soon Using hindsight vision Ant analyses the team lines and where it went wrong in 2019  Finals? What finals? We have a review!!! Chappy gets his own theme song simply called "Chappy" Daniel Talia announces that he is now a South Australian - no-one bites? Scandal scandal slingback sandal... Latest trade rumours and scuttlebutt Tips for the Finals Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS03Ep20 Crows v Pies - Put a fork in us we are done! aka the "Store High In Transit" episode!  Could the Crows have played any worse?...The Pear said "Hold my beer" and we Bradbury into the 8! Ali and Ant dust of the instruments and express their anger via song Crows create a lot of firsts... and not good ones either #PassTheSalt and The Cows Beef Ali examines the playing list - Who's improved, Who's stagnated, Who's gone backwards We answer some of our Twitter followers questions Round 23 ins/outs and injuries Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty  

TwoCrowsS03Ep19 Crows v WCE aka a Fistful of FOGARTY!! The Darcy Fogarty song is BACK! We lose to Wet Toast by 10, but Oh My Fogarty! Did I mention The Fog? Ali gets a little excited about a boy called Darcy 3,2,1 and the Hurt Locker Award for the round Defenders defend and Eddie is stuck on 599 SANFL 10-1 second half keeps us smiling - Who lit it up? Ins/Outs and Injuries Get your tips out R22 ps Darcy FOGARTY... Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS03Ep18 Crows send Saints to Hell aka Darcy Fogarty! also Pyke vs JJ who wins! The sound of silence at Adelaide Oval (insert anger here!) Darcy Fogarty!!! The Texan is back and Betts gets another GOTY nom Pizza and Beer - Pyke vs JJ The TRUTH is out there... and Ali was there! RUMOURS - Who wants out of the AFC??? A lot "could" 3,2,1 and Hurt Locker Awards Pass The Salt - Who was yelling BOOOURNS? and The Cows Beef of the week Sidebar - Bruce McAvaney calls time Ins/Outs and Tips for round 21 Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS03Ep17 CLUB IN CRISIS - CROWS REVIEW aka its not me its YOU! The bus is parked out the front of West Lakes - who will be the first to be thrown under it? Let the Blame Games begin! The torches are lit and the pitchforks are out, fans have had ENOUGH! Ali and Ant have had ENOUGH! Crows lose to the Blues and fans lose their collective minds. (first 7 mins only) Who the hell cares about finals this year...what about the next 5-10 years? Radio and Social Media EXPLODE! DAMAGE CONTROL scars from 2018 rear their ugly head Best in League Footy Department???? We compare staff outgoing and incoming, Elite? pfffft! PPT, List Management, Admin and 7 other deadly sins of the AFC Fans feel like they have been taken advantage of and they are p*ssed Hash Tags from the Fans #PremiershipsBeforeProfits #CrowsFansUnite Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS03E16 Crows v Dons - Consistently Inconsistent...again aka Second Verse Same as the First Dougsies best first half of footy this year! ROB - 2 more years and #1 in AFL for HO in first 16 games Gold Pass Players, do they exist? we look at the evidence Can we make the tough calls? we examine Don Pyke's first team line up 2016 v 2019 The Cows Beef - Ali and Ant lay it on the line We answer your Twitter questions SANFL - Pick me! Crows v Carlton - Youth v Experience, wholesale changes or standard x2 Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS03Ep15 Crows vs Suns - Don laughs as the the Suns go down aka The Sundowners Big Win by the Crowies. Eddie kicks 6, BraddleSnake tackles 16 #PassThe Salt - Don Pyke laughs but Kane and Purple crack it National Reserves competition? Do we need it? SANFL - We lose the game, the stats can lie, but Fog.... oh my, Get him in! Carlton disappoint us, but the Pear.... the gift that keep on giving Round 18 - Bombers at home, potential ins/outs Get your tips out Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty #WeFlyAsOne    

TwoCrowsS03Ep14 Showdown 47 Crows crushed by a Pear Fruit Salad aka Get the Pitchforks Out! We scrape through the carnage, fire up and fire off - No-one is safe this week! Whats hurting us the most on field - who is to blame? Can we fix it? 3,2,1 and Hurt Locker voting #PassThe Salt - pretty easy this week! The Cows Beef - GCS will ask for a PRIORITY PICK!!! Questions from our Twitter fans SANFL Crows keep rolling. Who wants to play AFL? Ins/Outs and injuries We get our Tips Out for Round 17 Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty  

TwoCrowsS03Ep13 Crows vs Geelong aka Kardinia Cats Curse Continues We look at what went wrong down at MDMA Stadium - out played or out coached? 3,2,1 voting and Hurt Locker award #PassTheSalt - Barrett vs BT, Pears record crowds continue and #PricklyPear SANFL Crows vs Sturt - great win in the wet Showdown 47 we preview the big game - how do we beat the Pear? Showdown Medallist predictions Potential ins/outs and injuries Get your Tips out we look at Round 16 Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty #WeFlyAsOne

TwoCrowsS03Ep12 Mid-Season Review and Contracts aka Bye and Bye We review the year so far, the dizzying highs the perpetual lows and everything in between  Who stepped up and who slipped up Ali and Ant form a garage band, aptly called #TwoCrowsGarageBand and release their debut single called "Self Report" The Cows Beef - Ant kicks off this week about an ongoing feud and presuppositions by the media... while he makes a few suppositions of his own Contract, Trade or Delist we look at the Crows out of contract this year and make the big calls We pick our starting 18 using 1 player from each AFL side in their starting positions Geelong - how to beat them and can we beat them Potential - Ins/Outs for the Geelong game Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS03Ep11 Crows fans Triple Treat! Aka Crows Fly, Pear Cry and Carlton…Dry The Crows catch a Tiger by the tail to secure an important hard-fought win at home. We analyse the game, and once again, marvel at Eddie Betts and his amazing pockets. Ali puts her Nostradamus powers to the test prior to the game BraddleSnake, ROB and JJ run riot, Tex and Rory lead from the front and does Eddie Betts has superpowers? 3,2,1 Two Crows Player of the Year voting and Hurt Locker award Who runs the world? Behavioural Awareness Officers and Gil it seems… Gil - Sorry seems to be the hardest word Pass The Salt – Fans kick off and get kicked out The Cows Beef – Ali and Ant are cheesed off at the media hysteria around Crows players that should leave and guess who’s name will be brought up next SANFL – who’s standing up and standing out Injuries, Next game and the bye Next Poddy – Season in Review, who is out of contract? Ali and Ant pick a starting 18 (using one player from each team only) Rules apply  Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS03Ep10 - Crows go from Demon Slayers to Giant Killers in a fortnight! aka we are finally back! The Crows had a point (or Two) to prove against the Dees and backed it up with a solid performance against the Giants who were sitting pretty in second spot on the ladder.  We review the game, our forward 50 entries, defensive pressure and preventing the opposition from getting out the back  3,2,1 voting and the Hurt Locker award  - we have a new contender! EDDIE BETTS = GOTY nomination and 4th Qtr - Leaders doing Leader things Razor Ray amuses Ali... but Ants not impressed #PassTheSalt - which media nuffie takes out shares in SAXA this week? (The answer may not surprise you) The Cows Beef - we kick off with whats annoyed us this week...speculation anyone? We get a sneak peak at the 2020 AFL rule book with some interesting changes about how to barrack at an AFL game and not be evicted... When the Crows Win and Tex plays well...what can the media write about?  Ali breaks down media terminology into their more accurate interpretations Sidebar - Virat Kohli and Ash Barty - You Beauty!! AFL Footy Fantasy - Mark is back with his suggestions and hints/tips to get the most out of your side Tips up for Round 13 Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS03Ep09 Crows vs West Coast - The Dirty Dozen aka that Wet Toast Hurt After taking a great lead into the half time break the Crows broke down like an old Falcon across the Nullabor and went down to Wet Toast by 12 points.  Ali and Ant discuss where it went wrong, what we need to do to fix it and who do we bring in to do it.  Pass The Salt - Oh My Gravy... Brad Scott vs David King - Lip reading at its finest!  The Cows Beef - How does BT still get away with this?  Sidebar - Two Crows Footy accidentally impact the Election Results... She's back BABY! Crows vs Demons in Darwin -  Potential Ins/Outs, how can we beat them Tips for Round 11 Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS03Ep8 Crows send Saints to the Sin Bin aka How Tex got his groove back We review Crows vs Saints Has Hart learned yet? Frontflips and Backflips Our 3,2,1 Two Crows Footy Player of the Year and Hurt Locker Award Spud gets his smugglers and his rig out  Pass the Salt! - Who’s salty this week? SANFL - Commentators unearth a new AFC player McHendry?? JJ plays duck duck goose! Get your AFL Fantasy Freak ON!! Predictions -  Ins/Outs Crows v Freo  We go Tip Tastic! 9/9 Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS03Ep7 Crows set the Suns and EDDIE BETTS You STAR! aka Crows trolling the Pear since 2007 #119 Eduardo Betts lights up Adelaide Oval with a big 6 and contender for GOTY in his 300th Game Eddies brother in law gets Bettsy on his Buttsy Ali and Ant = Nostradamus predictions bear sweet sweet fruit 3,2,1 Voting for Two Crows Footy Player Of The Year Award Hurt Locker Award - 2 nominations this week Pass The Salt! - 3 nominations this week, including one salty Crow AFLW Sign them all up! Crows Womens team keep the band together and the dream alive for 2020. Randall and Noffy sign for two years...Wallace is back! Mid Season Draft - question? Get your Freak On!! AFL Fantasy Freak Mark goes on a rant and Bevo is in his sites Crows vs Saints - Ins/Outs Tips - Ant loses tips....again....as usual... Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS3Ep06 Crows vs Roos - The Angry Birds Edition! aka insert angry explosion emoji here We review the shamozzle of a football game that we all had to endure and try to swallow harder than sun dried turd. Needless to say, we aren't happy.  We dissect the game and try to work out what the hell is going wrong for the Crows 3, 2, 1 Votes which were harder to pick than Brad Crouch's broken nose Hurt Locker award Pass The Salt! - We have 3 nominations this week We answer Twitter Tweeps on what the Crows can do and is there a quick fix? We get our freak on with Marks' AFL Fantasy Freak update with hits and misses, decisions decisions Next weeks game EDDIE BETTS 300th Get around the great man Ins/Out predictions/recommendations Get your tips out for round 5 Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS3Ep05 Crows get Clawed and Ali and Ant get Fired up! aka We finally crack the sh*ts Post Match Review - this is gonna hurt. No-one is safe or off limits including fan favourites as we dissect the Crows vs Cats game Seed falls to the ground and Ali explains his strange exit from the ground Ben Hart thinks "everything is awesome"... R3 Two Crows Footy Player of The Year votes R3 Hurt Locker award Pass The Salt - Who is the saltiest person/people going around this week... the answer may surprise you Ant "thinks up his own segment" for a Crows based "real or overreaction?" questions Sidebar - we answer our Twitter Tweep questions incl queries about Fog, Stengle and the spud man Murph The FANTASY FREAK SHOW - we give Marks updates on all things AFL Fantasy Footy Crows vs Roos - will we make the big calls? History says, probably not, so we swing some of our own changes and devise a plan to rejuvenate a couple of our players  SANFL - after their big loss last week we ask ourselves - Does anyone want to play AFL? Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty  

TwoCrowsS3Ep04 BUMPER EP!! - Crows crack the Swans and the AFLW GF aka The Erin Phillips Cup brings joy to all South Australians except the Salty ones.... Ali and Ant break out in song.... We recap the crapfest that was Crows vs Hawks Crows v Swans - Seeds Torp!! What The??  DMac has a Beast Mode activator, who knew? Brad steps up and JJ shows he has big man skills. Why does Kingy spread untruths about Tex? Two Crows Footy Player of the Year: Who gets the three, two one this week? Hurt Locker award goes too... Pass the Salt - Who is Salty this week? AFLW Crowd numbers cop ultimate flack from salty keyboard warriors Jacqui Lambie pays a visit and Ant loses it! Sidebar - The new Crows Headquarters.... Ant discusses the rumours and media chatter The 2019 AFLW Premiership Cup is locked up...from Noffy we assume The Magnificent AFLW GF the spectacle, the joy, the agony, the ectasy, The Scheer Brilliance, the Scheer agony, the Flippin' Glory, the Flippin' absolute devastation!! TEAM! Doc Clarke is a rare gem. Flips double delight BOG Tweep Question... We discuss the tough calls We're not worthy we're not worthy!! Is there anything Erin Phillips can't do? Ali recounts the AFLW MVP B&F count AFLW B&F (MVP) awards or the Erin Phillips show! The Chelsea Randall Courgaeous award and AA Captain, Vice Captain and 5 Crowies in the AA team!!!! Erin Phillips Statue should erected outside AO  ***NEW*** Get your AFL FANTASY FREAK ON! - We have access to Mark, the guru who has finished in the Top 1% in 2017 and in the TOP 0.1% in 2018 for AFL Fantasy Football. Who is your Round 3 team? Who should you just say "Shut up and take my money",  Who's a lock, who is a bargain and have the fantasy gods smiled or smiled you Tips for Round 3 Crows best 22 for R3 predictions Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS3Ep03 We suit up with our R1 Predictions, AFLW Crows light up Casey fields and smoke the Demons. *NEW* AFL Fantasy Freaks Hints and Tips. Get your Freak ON!!! Ali and Ant predict the AFL Top 8 Which Coaches have the bunsen burner firmly lit under them Who will be the Crows B&F? Ali and Ant predict an upset and apricot slice ends up on the floor! Crows Top Goal Kicker? Best New Player? Last Chance Saloon? Break out season? Is there a Doctor in the house? Crows put on an absolute clinic and smash their way to the AFLW Prelim Final at AO - Will the Crows women know which way to skin a cat (metaphorically speaking that is...) AFLW Awards Season Starts - Erin's already making shelf space Ali's AFLW Hurt Locker Award - Who wins it? ***NEW*** Get your AFL FANTASY FREAK ON! - We have access to Mark, the guru who has finished in the Top 1% in 2017 and in the TOP 0.1% in 2018 for AFL Fantasy Football. Who is your Round 1 team? Who should you just say "Shut up and take my money",  Who's a lock, who is a bargain and have the fantasy gods smiled on you already?  Tips for Round 1 Crows best 22 for R1  Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast  

TwoCrowsS03E02 Triple Treat Crowies - No JLT Jitters, No SANFL sinners, big AFLW Winners! The Crows have the perfect dress rehearsal for the big stage, taking down the Giants in the Mens and Womens leagues. "insert Giant Twin joke here".  * We analyse the Fridays night game against the Giants - Ant drops the word "elite" and uses a whole box of pencils to draw comparisons to the 2017 team...Ali rolls her eyes. * Ali & Ant's Top 3 players and Ali's top 3 stats from the game * Who Ant thinks the Crows will pick for their R1 line up * Who stood out in the Crows SANFL win against the Redlegs in a trial game * Bernie gets on the tins and misses Tex's big surprise wedding. While Hugh turns a bit green when faced with a great white.  * Ant cracks JB over his concussion comments and Nick Riewoldt cops it over his Tex comments * The AFLW Crows continue winning with a handful on the trot including ANOTHER final Qtr blitz to bring down the Giants!! One more win and Finals here we come!   Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast              

TwoCrowsS3E01 - WE ARE BACK for 2019!! Crows JLT1, AFLX, AFLW and is 666 the devil's number, or just another AFL rule change? Ali and Ant hit the ground running in their Season 3.0!! In Episode 1 we cover: JLT1 - we analyse the Crows v Pear scorching encounter in Port Pirie  - Ant gets excited The Spectacle the was AFLX Is 666 the devils number, or just another AFL rule change? we have a look at some of the changes NEW SKIT "WATT's the Vibe" - Ali's spirit animal has left radio for the digital world, so she searches "high" and low for new material... luckily she didn't have to look very far at all.  AFLW - Crows vs North - The women took on the unbeaten Roos in a ripping encounter. the joy is BACK! JLT2 - Crows v Giants - Potential team changes for the game AFLW - Crows v Giants - Potential team changes and Ali rues missing an opportunity to use the term "Giant Twin" Whats to come from Two Crows Footy in a huge 2019 aka Season 3.0 Listen and Subscribe: PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast

TwoCrowsEp25 Footy Fix - Draft and Trade Special Edition aka #InHaggisWeTrust or Death-riding Carlton part two! We are back for one last Poddy for 2018! We dissect the draft and trade period as we marvel at Haggis, Reidy, Binuk, Kieron, Fages, Pykey and the amazing AFC recruiters for an A+ job! Pick swaps and holy tent city, we have Carltons First AND Second round picks next year!! Let that sink in.  We look at Holy Haggis Quadrant - What the recruiting team look for when recruiting for our great club.  One Mc out and two Mc's in! We go through each of the draftees from Chayce Jones and rookie picks through to Jordon "Seymour" Butts, looking at their "weapons" and compare them to the holy quadrant. We add some much needed speed, aggression, tackling and body pressure, foot skills, class, agility, leap, intercept marking, hand balling through the eye of a moving needle...  Ali gets to use more Simpson quotes, Ant is preparing himself for the onslaught  How long before Flanders McHenry gets suspended? That is the question  AFLW Draft and Trade period Ali can't wait to yell "Go Forth and multiply" to one of our new AFLW players, and Sophie "Jet" Li is finally a Crow.  We look at the draftees from the womens team and we are both genuinely excited for season 3.0. Thats my kind of Thpicy! Thank you to all our listeners and followers. We will be back Bigger and Better in 2019.  Listen and Subscribe: PodBean, iTunes, Instagram, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast    

TwoCrowsEp24 Footy Fix – aka Are contracts like hearts, meant to be broken? Or Two more Tommy Duuudes vs Flimsy McMoney Ali’s Captain in waiting Tommy la da dum do da dee da day Doedee Doedeesigns on for 2 more and we are pumped!! Rumours of CEY’s signature abound We complete our Coaching Panel for 2019– Marty Mattner, Michael Godden and Matty Wright. Ant gets concerned we might be too defensive next year, Ali gets defensive about that. Trade Rumours Flimsy McMoney wants to go because his belief in the clubs direction has failed – and he wants to go to CARLTON (insert laughter here), but we still manage 16 MASSIVE signings for the year?? Colin Young appears to be flimsy with the truth. NOT BRAD! NOT BOOGIE! Brownlow snoozefest– Congrats Tom Mitchell The GF apparently is this weekend – who wins? Listen and Subscribe: PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast

TwoCrowsEp23 - FOOTY FIX - Post Season Review in Song?? 99 Problems, but a Mitch ain't one! What worked, what didnt -  we examine our players and our game plan.  List Management - Going, Going....Gone Season Review via Song - Ali couldnt express how she was feeling via interpretive dance, so she has given her season review of Crows Management, Players, High Performance Staff and the baying Media... via song! Changes for next year - Ant gives his thoughts on the needed changes to our game plan and style How many reasons are there now for Mitch McGovern wanting to leave? - We keep the counter ticking over on the medias dartboard process.  Trade and Draft - When, What and Who Listen and Subscribe: PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast    

TwoCrowsEp22 Crows vs Caaaarlton aka Mitch Switch or Witches hats are fun! The Crows round out their dissapointingly crappy season with a training run against witches hats to get the highest score for any team this year and give Caaarlton a new addition to their history books. We reveiw the game and give our 3,2,1 The human candle, aka "The Big Easy" finally makes his debut and kicks an absolute cracker for his first goal in AFL.  Lil Bull finally gets his first ever career goal and we finally have the big question answered... What does Pykey look like when he smiles? Movers, Shakers, Tankers and Fakers - Poort Pear - LOL....AGAIN!!!  Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole! - Sam Manure loses his Collective Mind....again..and STILL flogging a Dead Horse. Collective Minds Presser - Media smash Tex Power Stance which is bigger news than player failing a drug test?  Twitter users concerned for Kane Cornes welfare as he has gone missing again after ANOTHER Power failure  Sidebar - Pick a Prime Minister, any Prime Minister...cos it doesnt matter Announcements - Rory and Belinda our thoughts are with you Around the Traps - Victorian Media whinging about the finals fixture, cry me river.... Ants injury wrap Ali smashes Ant in Tips for the year   Listen and Subscribe: PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast  

TwoCrowsEp21 Crows Vs Kangaroos - Crows get a win over the Roos but Ali and Ant are still hopping mad! Crows spoil Ali and Ants Draft Party by winning against the Kangaroos. We still celebrate the win (Eddies mark....and Seeds almost mark..) Our 3,2,1  Milera Magic and Dudes gets collared Movers shakers Tankers and Fakers LOL's all round - We laugh at the Pear.....again! Brett Burton assures us "everything is awesome" Media Meltdown and Twitter Twits Around the Traps, Injury lists and teams for this weekend Get your TIPS out for the final round  Listen and Subscribe: PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast

TwoCrows Ep20 – Crows vs Giants aka Put a fork in us we are DONE! or Off to the DRAFT we go!! Intro Song…That’s all folks! Finally the media can stop, its done, finished, kaput, cue in the rack, put a fork in us we are DONE! We dissect our game vs the Giants including our 3,2,1 Why does the MRO hate Tex so much? Dmac’s 200th Will the AFC make the necessary changes and hard calls both on and off the field? Or will we just play it safe and back everyone in to not screw it all up again next year???  Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers Thanks for the LOL’s POOORT PEAR - you make our weekends fun, yet again McGoverns can kick after the siren,  #119 the signs were there. Kerns ordering new washing machines down at Alberton and Ali gets up to shenanigans down at Alberton on the weekend Ali has a scoop on the new Port Power club song (shhhh it’s a secret)  Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!!Did Kane forget how to Twitter? Kane calls GAJ a diver but won’t call out his own team who could form their own team for the Olympics? Round the Traps– Poor Swan can’t take a trick URGH! There are two more rounds!! Our proposed line up to take on the Kangaroos – FOR GOODNESS SAKE PLAY THE KIDS!!! Injury updatewith Ant Tipsfor this weeks games Listen and Subscribe: PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast   Bonus material: Standing On The Outside – Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!! 

TwoCrowsEp19 EPIC SHOWDOWN 45 EDITION aka JJ kicks the Power's behind or Pass the SALT! or JJ proves a Point or JJ's first past the Post, Whats your Point Post, JJ's honesty proves a point! I could keep going all day... We disect the big game, the dizzying highs, the dizzier highs! How sweet it is. Our 3,2,1 for best players  Ali goes meme crazy SALTY PEAR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS!! Adelaide Crows and Claude the Crow TROLL the Pear The Floplov Brothers - Wobbie, Whingegard and Westie & The Whinging Brothers - Wobbie, Whingegard, Floplop, Peppa Pig, Dix more off than on The BIG controversy.... Why does Polec let his mum cut his hair????? Milera becomes an Iguana, The Titanic arrives at AO,  the GIF's that keep on giving... Movers, shakers, Tankers, Fakers Media Meltdown and Twitter Twits - We have a field day with all the delicious melts from Kern, Kane, Kochie and possibly Rucci... but he BLOCKED us again, so we dont actually know what he said Round the Traps - Gaffs gaff and gets 8 Announcements - ROK, gone, Hart...going? Francou.....going? Whats really happening.... Ali and Ant kick off over the proposed AFLW changes... we are not happy JAN! Injury report - Why are players coming back underdone? Next Round line ups and Tips for this weekend.    Listen and Subscribe: PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast   Bonus material: Standing On The Outside – Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!!  Fages is on the war path with all our injuries, but he still has time to come up with a cunning plan, now if he could only find Hass...... Rucci is off to Shanghai to support his beloved and has even learnt chinese....or so he thinks. But what will he wear??? A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan.  - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow         

TwoCrowsEp18 - Crows v Demons aka Someone call an exorcist! or Footy Gods say NO! Wayne Milera Jnr... come on down.... Jnr takes on 6 Melbourne players in a telephone box and still manages to get the ball out and Ali gets excited.  We get smashed in clearances, shooting accuracy, Seed does a hammy in the 1st qtr, Talia running in treacle, Sauce has a fork above him and yet if we kick straight we win easily, so are we that crap and are Melbourne that good? MRO still showing their disdain for the Crows as Cheney gets a game, but no one knows why.... Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!! BT makes a (.) of himself... again, and Lame Bornes is still on the hit list this week Ant wants Burton to drink a Redbull, gain wings and get the hell out of West Lakes... Round the traps – 3rd time unlucky for Scharenberg, Elliot does a hammy and Kyle Langford gets knocked into next week  Injury list - Seed does a hammy. Could Bubba Smith return to AFL this week? Round 19 line ups for the Showdown Ins/Outs for this week. Tips for this weeks games   Listen and Subscribe: PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast   Bonus material: (Cos Ali hasnt recorded another one yet!!) Standing On The Outside – Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!!  Fages is on the war path with all our injuries, but he still has time to come up with a cunning plan, now if he could only find Hass...... Rucci is off to Shanghai to support his beloved and has even learnt chinese....or so he thinks. But what will he wear??? A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan.  - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow   

We are BACK on the winners list with a magnificent game against our old foe Geelong. Paddy gets booed, but nowhere near as much as Crows fan favourite umpires.... Selwood initiates a hit on Gibbs and flops like a carp on the riverbank...Gibbs is cited??? Tex takes his 1 week vacation which really annoys Victorian media pundits.  Speaking of morons, no-one but Theo (and Ali's mum) knew that RORY SLOANE had signed for 5 more glorious years!! VIC Media outlets bitter, confused and stunned by the fact that a Crows player could raise a child in SA without having to run back to VIC. Local media muppets take it out on Tex as they have nothing left to whinge about.  Laird, Lynch, Sloane, Doedee and Milera top our players votes Crows SANFL team get thier first win of the season...in a SHOWDOWN...with a come from behind 10 goal final quarter, Magnificent! The usual suspects including, Movers Shakers, Tankers, Fakers, Media Meltdown - Twitter Twits and Shut ya pie hole  Round the traps, injuries and tips for this weekends games. 

TwoCrowsE16 Crows vs West Coast Eagles - We go from counting draft picks at 3/4 time to losing our collective minds! Capt Tex leads us out of the darkness and into the light The Boys are BACK! Finally we get a much needed win on the board, but are Ali and Ant booking their September accomodation? Who stood up and who stood out we go through our top 3 and cant agree, suprisingly ;) Movers, Shakers, Tankers and Fakers - whos is up and about and who is down and out this week Media Meltdown - Barry Hall loses his mind and his job in an instant - but where was the dump button? Ali actually liked Huddo and Dunstall commentating our game - where they actually focussed on...... the game! George Donikian puts the Pear back in their place - froth and spin everywhere Eye on Rory - people are getting splinters from fence sitting on this one Round the traps - Dunn is done, De Geoy is De Staying, Marc Murphy signs up to keep Carlton in their premiership window. Tom Lycn and Tom Lynch! Line ups ins/outs and our tips for this week Round 16   Listen and Subscribe: PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast   Bonus material: Standing On The Outside – Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!!  Fages is on the war path with all our injuries, but he still has time to come up with a cunning plan, now if he could only find Hass...... Rucci is off to Shanghai to support his beloved and has even learnt chinese....or so he thinks. But what will he wear??? A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan.  - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow