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It's time to go bold or go home, because Baconsale is celebrating the hardest working hands in fast food: Del Taco. Joel, Kent, and Zack have conquered another fast-food menu and they're ready to share their epic eating experiences with you. We'll Feed the Beast by giving a brief history of this Tex-Mex restaurant chain and then get Guac'd Up as we talk about some terrible tacos, mediocre burritos, and surprising hamburgers. Don't worry, we won't be too harsh, because we're grading on a Del curve.   Press play to get some FR E SH A VOCA DO from Of The Taco.

Get this, listener! Zack has finally gotten his dream job of managing The Wonders (Oneders?) and he's trying to find their next big gig. Luckily, both Joel and Kent are planning big music festivals featuring famous fictional bands from film and TV such as Powerline, Wyld Stallyns, Josie and the Pussycats, School of Rock, The Blues Brothers, The Partridge Family, Mouse Rat, Hannah Montana, and Zack Attack. However, the festivals are on the same day, so Zack will have to decide at which event his boys will play based solely on which acts are already booked to perform.   Will you be attending Joelchella or When We Were Dunn? Press play to decide!   And visit Baconsale.com to find our YouTube playlist of bands featured in this episode.

Spielberg, Nolan, Bigelow, Kubrick, Cameron, Hitchcock—each of these directors are known for their well-crafted films and contributions to cinema. However, every car lot has a lemon and, on this episode of Baconsale, we're taking a look at the lowest point of some of the highest-revered filmmakers. Joel, Kent, and Zack will be joined by our guest Jonathan to examine each director's filmography and call out the weakest movie.   Does Netflix ruin directors? Has Kent lost his edge? How do you spell Scor-seysey? Press play to find out.

I Know What You Did Last Summer, you listened to our movie preview, right? Well, we're not waiting until 28 Years Later to do that type of show again because, on this episode of Baconsale, we're going to Bring Her Back and discuss the films that are coming out in the summer of 2025. Our (Fantastic Four) First Steps will be presenting the films we want to flop. And we don't want to be The Bad Guys 2, so we'll dance around some sensitive topics like a graceful Ballerina. Then, like a Clown in a Cornfield, we'll rise up and The Final Reckoning of our conversation will be about the movies we think will be Super(man). Though our Friendship will be tested as we get closer to our Final Destination (Bloodlines) and our opinions differ.   Press play to initiate the latest live-action/computer-generated animation hybrid film remake.

It's an episode of laughter, an episode of tears, because Baconsale is talking about the music of Disneyland. Some of these soundtracks may even be more famous than the rides they come from. We'll surprise each other (and repeat some answers) as we pick songs for such categories as Annoying Earworm, Bring it Back, Captures Disney Magic, Overrated, Pairs Perfectly with a Churro, Oddly Relaxing, and I'd Play this at My Wedding. Joel, Kent, and Zack will also share some fun facts about each attraction's soundtrack, which may include multiple references to Thurl Ravenscroft and/or Michael Giacchino.    Press play, me hearties, yo ho!   And visit Baconsale.com to find our Disneyland music playlist on YouTube.

The battle to see who will be The Listener of Baconsale is over, but the pop culture war is just beginning. On this BaconBit, Scott, Taylor, and Kris will be put to the test as they represent Team Listener and take on the semi-undefeated Joel and Kent (a.k.a. Team JK). Zack has done away with the buzzers this time, so it's not about who has the fastest reaction time, but rather who knows the most about Power Rangers, rappers, The Matrix, Full House, Ireland, rated-R movies, Taylor Swift, and more.   Press play to let the record show what the peanut gallery has on their whiteboards.

Happy anniversary, Baconsale! We're celebrating 10 years of our podcast by bringing on some contestants and having them compete against each other to see who will be The Listener for the next year. Scott, Taylor, and Kris have proven their pop-culture prowess and picked their walk-up music, but only one will come out victorious. Zack will be quizzing them on such topics as Disneyland rides, mall food court menus, Lost trivia, trilogy truths, brand mascots, and background Baconsale knowledge. We'll also have them play the Parents Guide Game, a few rounds of Jeopardy, and the game of Baconsale itself.   But who will be the GOAT this year? How will our competitors fare with imaginary buzzers? What kind of off-color, off-mic comments will Babs make? How big is the trophy for this year? Press play to find out!

It's time for Joel, Kent, and Zack to speak about the solicitors we seek out each selling season: Girl Scout Cookies! On this episode of Baconsale, we'll be talking about Thin Mints, sounding off on Samoas (a.k.a. Caramel deLites), and debating about Do-si-dos (a.k.a. Peanut Butter Sandwiches). As we rate each of the 12 types of cookies we acquired, we will do our best to be honest and fair, friendly and helpful, considerate and caring, courageous and strong, and responsible for what we say and do. We'll also discuss some cookie controversies, utilize Baconscience, reveal which treats are (not-so) secretly vegan, and occasionally talk like grandmas.   Press play to hear an on-air taste test and discover which of us is scared of coconut flakes.

Welcome to the Jungle, listener, because Baconsale has begun The Final Countdown to finish our 1980s rock bracket. The previous episode was the Glory Days, when we could Jump to conclusions relatively easily. But now Joel, Kent, and Zack are experiencing a New Sensation of stress as each matchup tastes like Bad Medicine and each decision could give them a Bad Reputation. But We Won't Back Down from this journey we started, and in The Spirit of Radio we'll swallow our Pride and continue on until only One band remains Alone.   Join us on this Flight of Icarus to determine who plays the best Rock of Ages by pressing play.   If you'd like to Bark at the Moon along with us, you can download the advanced 80s rock bracket at Baconsale.com.

For those about to listen to this 80s rock tournament, we salute you! This episode of Baconsale Hurts so Good, because Joel, Kent, and Zack have gathered some of the greatest Juke Box Heroes from the 1980s on a bracket to determine who is the best. It's going to be a Heartbreaker whenever we put two amazing bands up against each other and have to decide who's visited by the Angel of Death in the Heat of the Moment. And it may seem like a Madhouse as we share our reasoning, but don't let our picks Rock You Like a Hurricane. Don't Run to the Hills or Bang Your Head, either. Just keep in mind that you Don't Know What You Got Till It's Gone, and this is still Nothin' But a Good Time.   Who's gonna win? Well, Our Lips are Sealed until the second half of this tournament.   Download our official bracket at Baconsale.com to Rock the Casbah at home, and if you're living in a Land of Confusion, you can find our sampler platter playlist on our website, as well.

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the podcast of three people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans! Therefore, on this episode of Baconsale, we're ranking parody movies. What are those? They're films that spoof previous works, but that's not important right now. What's really groovy, baby, is that we have 24 comedies that Joel, Kent, and Zack are going to be tiering, including funny flicks like Hot Shots!, Spaceballs, MacGruber, Tropic Thunder, Scary Movie, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, and Waiting for Guffman. Some of them may not rank as high as you'd like, but that's a sacrifice we are willing to make. And beware of exclamation points(!), my wife references, and the Joel genre, as we decide IF we're going to make a sequel.   Put... the candle... back! Then press play.

Having issues logging in? If so — we're on it! Our team is actively investigating, and we hope to have things back up and running soon. Wait, we're Baconsale, not Hulu, so this BaconBit about the 97th Academy Awards should work just fine. Kent was the only one to watch the ceremony live this year, and Zack has regrets because he thought the clips he watched afterwards were funny. But was having Conan O'Brien as the host enough to boost viewership for the Oscars? What was in the big nominee gift bags this time? Is Timothée Chalamet cool? And who won our Baconsale Oscar ballot contest?   Press play to open the envelope and find out.

Neighborhoods are important to Zack, and he's looking for a new place to move his family. Luckily, Kent and Joel are both creating special subdivisions of hand-selected citizens. However, the residents are all annoying families from various TV series that were suggested by you, the listener. Therefore, on this episode of Baconsale, we'll be doing a schoolyard pick of characters from sitcoms such as Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Family Matters, The Beverly Hillbillies, Married with Children, The Goldbergs, Home Improvement, The Addams Family, Malcolm in the Middle, and more. Then it's up to Zack to decide which neighbors he'd like to deal with. There will be plenty of theme song singing, some over-the-shoulder reading, and the shocking revelation that Kent likes blondes.   Press place to decide whether you'd like to live in Kenterville or The Sunshine Sitcommune.

Well, the 97th Academy Awards kind of snuck up on us this year. And while Kent has seen many of the nominees, most others haven't. That's why Baconsale is here. We're fulfilling our duty of giving you the skinny on a bunch of lackluster movies so you don't have to watch them, but you can still sound like an informed film geek around the water cooler. Joel, Kent, and Zack will explain why they're predicting each category winner, and they'll throw in a lot of architecture puns, too. And with Dylan's/Warrens on the line, the stakes have never been higher. Will A Complete Unknown become a household name? Will the Nickel Boys change Academy voters' minds? Will Wicked be green with envy? Does The Substance have the stuff to win? Will Anora escort some Oscars home? Will the Academy be kind to The Brutalist? Is Emilia Pérez el mal? Press play to discover the shocking truth.   Oh, and we're also bribing you to listen. Visit Baconsale.com to fill out our official 2025 Oscars ballot for a chance to win a cinematic prize!

The Baconsale interns may have been fired from their last job at an automated dating service, but some companies just don't learn. This time, Joel, Kent, and Zack are running the applications of lonely movie villains through the high-tech D.A.T.E. machine, then determining how correct the algorithm is. We'll decide if Norman Bates is too much of a momma's boy, if Nurse Ratched will go cuckoo for a man, if Hannibal Lecter would enjoy a taste of romance, and if a cute guy will make the Wicked Witch of the West just melt. Things get a little strange and there are a LOT of puns, but we hope this episode proves that some of us still believe in love.   Press play to be Ruthless Wainwight.

Last season, Baconsale explored the music of specific years in the past. This time, we've decided to put a cinematic spin on that idea and discuss the films we love, the movies we hate, and the flicks we've completely forgotten about from 1985. Joel, Kent, and Zack will start off sharing their Mount Rushmore of movies made 40 years ago, and then we'll give answers for such categories as Better Left in the Past, Guilty Pleasure, Overrated, The Lesser Sequel, and Most Watched. There will be some overlapping choices, and Zack goes full hipster on two 80s babies, but we hope you enjoy the nostalgic vibes and play along as we share synopses first and reminisce about how dark children's films were back then.   Press play to question why Out of Africa was named the best picture of 1985.

Nothing can stop us now. We'll tell you how we're gonna be ranking Disneyland rides again. Ka-chow! This time, Joel, Kent, Zack, and our guest Josh will be talking about Disney California Adventure and ranking the newer attractions in both parks. We have 26 rides to tier, so we'll start things rocking with Astro Orbitor in 1998 and we'll finish up with Tiana's Bayou Adventure in 2024. And during this adventure/voyage/jamboree, we'll share our personal experiences with waiting in lines, riding with kids, shooting game injuries, Winnie the Puh, and terrifying water sprinkles. It's a web-slinging, astro-blasting, Millenium Falcon smuggling, emotional whirlwind on this episode of Baconsale!   Press play to help us find Jack-Jack. Five, four, three, two, one! GO!

Since this is the second episode of a Baconsale season, you can probably predict what we're going to do. However, you won't be able to guess what will be said during our pop culture forecast for 2025. Joel and Kent will try to turn each prophecy into a pitch show, whereas Zack attempts to estimate actual events. We'll chat about celebrities, expound on movies we're excited about, and hold space for soup. We also added a new category to our sports section, and we definitely know what we're talking about this time. But is Joelstradomus dead? Do Kent's conspiracy theories hold merit? And how many times will Zack offer an apology? Listen to find out.    Press play if you're #TeamSessyStitch or #Teamothy.

What should we do for dinner? That's the simple question that spawned a spontaneous adventure for Joel, Kent, and Zack during their recent trip to California. And on this BaconBit, we're going to share our experience going to Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament for the first time. We'll talk about how a day of canceled plans turned into a magical & memorable evening that included an unexpected crowd, some sad horses, eating food with our bare hands, enthusiastic cheering for the color yellow, being served by a very nice wench, and a few embarrassing moments.   Join us, lords & ladies, for a look into how a ridiculous idea became a Baconsale reality.

Baconsale is back and ready to rank our favorite and least favorite movies from the previous year! Zack has decided to only opine during this first episode of our eleventh season, but Kent & Joel have each brought their top five and bottom five films to the table. After some quick cinematic stats, we'll begin with the bad as fulfill our childhood dream of dancing with Post Malone and Satan. For the record, some of these terrible movies have good soundtracks. Then, after discussions about stabbing, misleading posters, and how jelly works, we'll jump into the realm of good and talk about Glen Powell's face, dark & disturbing mainstream picks, and appreciating movies even if you don't like them.   Press play to kick off the season premiere of Baconsale!

Doesn't seem to matter what we do, it's time to say adieu. And as Joel, Kent Daddy, and Zack wrap up season 10 of Baconsale, we're taking a look back at the episodes we've done this year. We'll throw out some seasonal stats first, then we'll begin patting ourselves on the back as we talk (in parentheses) about our favorite intros, outros, images, blurbs, moments, running gags, and more. We'll reminisce about converting to Arby's or cream cheese, we'll offer episode numbers right off the tops of our heads, we'll steal each other's jokes, and we'll even start planning for the future as we discuss the past.   Don't be a cheese pansy, press play to hear the final episode of 2024.

What a bright time, it's the right time, for Baconsale to discuss Christmas music again. It seems that every classic holiday song has been covered hundreds of times, but on this episode, Joel, Kent, and Zack have whittled that down to three popular versions of 25 iconic songs, including "Jingle Bell Rock," "Let It Snow," "O Holy Night," "Sleigh Ride," “Here Comes Santa Claus,” and "Winter Wonderland." We're going to debate each tree-o of tunes and decide which one should be the default on your smart speaker. We'll also talk in parentheses, break some triple ties, and bare some bias about Bing and Bublé.   Beware of Big Gulps making mouth sounds after you press play.   You can also find the Spotify playlist of all the Christmas cover song candidates we bring up on this episode at Baconsale.com.

Baconsale has talked about Hallmark Christmas movies before, but on this episode, we're creating our own holiday-themed rom-com by making a list, checking it twice, and using the childhood game of M.A.S.H. to find out whose films are naughty and nice. Joel, Kent, and Zack will each star in their own movies while a random number generator will pick things like their job, their love interest, their tragic backstory, and their reason for going back to their hometown. Then they'll have to tie everything together in a magically festive way. After we're done, it's up to you, the listener, to decide which clichéd Christmas flick you would choose to watch this winter.   Watch out for Twister references as Twinkle, Jolly, and Mistletoe help you press play!

You know, 2004 doesn't seem that long ago. . .until you start discussing the songs that came out back then. And that's precisely what we're doing on this episode of Baconsale. Joel, Kent, and Zack are going to relive their college and teenage years through music. We're picking our favorite and least favorite tunes for categories such as There's No Way It's 20 Years Old, Iconic Angsty Student/Teen Song, It's Grown on Me, I Hate It Still, and more. There will be some repeated answers, more than a few honorable mentions, and plenty of references to Hoobastank, but you can rest assured that most of these artists are still alive.   Hey, hey, Luda! Press play!   You can also find our official Spotify playlist of songs we discussed on this episode at Baconsale.com.

The Hot Light is on, which means it's time for Baconsale to discuss Krispy Kreme doughnuts! Or are they donuts? Regardless, Joel, Sprinkles, and Zack have tried over 20 different flavors of yeast-raised, fried, filled, and glazed treats and they're ready to rank them, top to bottom. We'll start with a discussion about the seasonal and limited-time offerings before moving along the icing-caked conveyor belt to our ratings for a baker's dozen of core confections. We may unleash some kontroversies as we chat about the history of the Krispy Kreme chain and offer our opinions, but don't worry, we'll do our best to keep things sweet, light, and fluffy.   Press play to microwave this podcast for 8 seconds.

Let's Get Loud, because it's time for Baconsale to discuss divas. It doesn't matter Whenever, Wherever these powerful female vocalists come from, we've put 32 of them on a bracket to determine which diva is The Best. And there might be One Moment in Time when you'll Roar because we came in like a Wrecking Ball and knocked your favorite singer out after a Shallow argument, but you must Believe that No One thinks these decisions are easy. Joel, Kent, and Zack are going to attempt to keep their Emotions in check, try not to be Toxic, give the proper amount of Respect to each artist, Shake it Off when we lose, and Work to balance recency bias and legacy bias.   Press play to be a Material Girl who is Irreplaceable.   At Baconsale.com, you can download our official Dueling Diva bracket and find our Spotify sampler platter of popular songs from all of these famous women.

It all comes down to this. Joel, Kent Daddy, and Margot Kidder (Zack) are finally concluding their trilogy talk with this third Baconsale episode. You know, unless we decide there's another batch of worthy film trilogies to discuss and release a fourth installment. But this time we're rating famous movie franchises such as Sam Raimi's Spider-Man, Star Wars (Sequels), Pirates of the Caribbean, Jurassic Park, Blade, Cars, Pitch Perfect, The Hangover, and The Lord of the Rings. And who knows? We may be pulling up next to you in a van to offer you some of these DVDs sometime soon. Keep an eye out!   Grandma recommends that you press play, thieves of Steves.

It's alive! Baconsale's episode all about Frankenstein is alive! And before you say it, yes, we know that Frankenstein is the name of the doctor, not his monster. However, Mary Shelley's creation has become so integrated into pop culture that it's hard to tell which ideas actually came from her novel and which were brought to life by Hollywood. That's where we come in. Joel, Kent, and Zack have donned their lab coats to discuss the differences between the book and the movies. Then, we'll share our findings about real-life experiments by mad scientists which ***WARNING*** gets a little gruesome. And finally, we'll wrap things up by letting you know which Frankenstein films are Baconsale-approved.   Flip the switch Fritz/Igor and press play!

Like a cursed frogurt, Baconsale is back to haunt you with another spooky discussion for October. Joel, Kent, Zack, Kang, and Kodos have watched every Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode and we're ready to share our favorite and least favorite segments with you. Some (Kent and Zack) may say that the episodes have sharply declined in quality over the years and have nothing to do with Halloween anymore, whereas others (Joel) may be a little too positive and end up being a hype man for average parodies. But that's okay, because all podcast and no conflict make Homer something something. Quoth the raven, “set your podcast to evil and press play!”

We want to play a game. During this episode of Baconsale, Joel, Kent, and Zack are going to try and determine how much of a “final girl” they really are. Therefore, we've created a list of horror movie villains, from A to Xenomorph, and will decide in each round if we'd defeat these monsters, if we'd barely survive the attack, or if we'd die a cowardly death. Along the way, there may be some humorous, though semi-graphic descriptions of how we (or they) would meet our (or their) demise, so listener discretion is advised. However, we invite you to play along and let us know how you'd fare in each hypothetical Halloween scenario.   Press play to see if you'll end up being buddies with bad guys.

Don't be afraid, listener, it's just Baconsale. And we're kicking off this October with an episode about frightful feelings. We'll begin with a discussion about the most common fears in the world and confess which of us are afraid of the mainstream. Then we'll let Zack pronounce some bizarre phobias while Joel and Kent explain what each term means. And finally, we asked you for your most irrational fears, and we're going to list them (with some semblance of anonymity), judge them, and then rank them from the most rational to the most absurd. It's a fearfully fun time!   Press play to let raw meat be your constant and unlock your Californiaphobia.

Ahoy, listener! Welcome aboard this episode of Baconsale, where Joel, Kent, and Zack are going to be discussing the smooth sounds of yacht rock with our friend, Scott. If you're not familiar with this style of music, don't worry, we'll explain (as best we can) which songs & artists are considered part of it. Then we'll present our choices for such categories as Best Love Song, Smoothest Saxophone, Would Make Me Jump Off the Yacht, Favorite Solo Artist, and Best Song Featuring Michael McDonald That Isn't from The Doobie Brothers. And if we're not sure about an answer, we can always turn to Captain Yacht Rock himself for approval.   Press play to set a course for smooth sailing tunes!   And visit Baconsale.com to find our official Spotify playlist of the yacht rockers we discussed on this episode.

In honor of the 20th anniversary of Oceanic Flight 815's crash, we've opened our eyes and are ready to talk about the TV series Lost. We'll start off on the spoiler-free side of the island, giving some general background about this iconic ABC drama and flashing back to our personal experiences with the show. Then, after some time has passed, we'll climb down the spoiler hatch to discuss specific plot points and rank our favorite characters, moments, and episodes. Joel, Kent & Zack, won't answer every question you may still have about Lost, but we'll attempt to clear some black smoke away from the bigger mysteries. And we're going to try to finish this Baconsale episode in less than 4.815162342 hours.   Don't be a purposeful Poochie, press play!

Yip yip! M. Night Shyamalan's film The Last Airbender has been derided as one of the worst films ever made since it was released in 2010—perhaps rightly so, since it offended fans of the original animated TV series and bewildered newcomers to the story. However, on this episode of Baconsale, it's up to Joel, Kent, and Zack to defend this attempt at a live-action adaptation and keep things positive. Why? Because you told us to. We'll justify odd pronunciations, we'll present our favorite scenes, we'll make Taco Bell comparisons, and we'll give ourselves the occasional rant break, so we don't bend fire from our eyes or lose control and angrily enter the Avatar State (Ahvahtar Stahte?).   Ladies and gentlemen of the listener, press play.

Now that Joel, Kent, and Zack have built their industry-revitalizing shopping malls earlier this season, it's time for them to create the perfect food court. Therefore, on this episode of Baconsale, we've got a list of popular mall eateries including Orange Julius, Sbarro, Hot Dog on a Stick, Wetzel's Pretzels, Panda Express & Mrs. Fields, and we're going to take turns picking restaurants one by one. In the end, it's up to you, the listener, to decide which of our food courts you would frequent. Listen as we debate which foods are real, critique each other's choices and, for some reason, make references to brassiere stores.   Grab a sample at one of the many pretzel vendors and press play.

Baconsale has already taken a look at the music of 30 years ago this season, so why not roll back the clock another decade and pick some tunes from 1984? Well, because trying to decide which songs to include is like choosing a favorite child. There are so many good options from that year, even for Zack, who wasn't even born yet! Nevertheless, we are going to press forward with this episode and select answers for such categories as Feels Older than 40, Overrated, Best Love Song, Favorite One-Hit Wonder, and more. Listen to hear which tracks get by on technicalities, what music is on Joel's Kissy List, and which songs are the one & only obvious choice for that category. Put that VHS tape in the VCR and press play! You can also find our official 1984 Spotify playlist at Baconsale.com.

Oh yeah! This Baconsale commercial mascot battle just keeps going and going and going. What can we say? We like to party. And while things may get a little cuckoo on this episode, we are going to finish the bracket and declare which mascot packs the biggest vitamin-packed punch. Do you believe in magic? Because that's going to come into play a few times, as well as some Bible stories. Our logic may be difficult to follow, but just follow your nose and you'll be fine.   Will a snowmobile be the leprechaun's lucky charm? Can Smokey Bear prevent tire fires? Would the silly Trix Rabbit do better against kids? Will a pepper bar be the downfall of Cap'n Crunch? Press play to find out.   You can also download the advanced mascot bracket at Baconsale.com.

Well, we know you heard it through the grapevine and the rumors are true! Baconsale is doing another ridiculous deathmatch. Why? Because they're gr-r-reat! On this episode, Joel, Kent, and Zack have randomly placed 64 popular brand mascots on a bracket to discover who can take a bite out of crime (and their opponent). And as these colorful commercial characters and animated anthropomorphic animals do battle with one another, things get sour, then sweet, then just plain weird.   Will Twinkie the Kid be able to avoid the Noid? Will the Geico Gecko survive a nice Hawaiian Punch? Will Little Caesar be forced to Eat Mor Chikin? Does this episode contain the most references to beer & cigarettes in Baconsale history? Press play to find out.   You can also download the official bracket for this tournament at Baconsale.com.

Remember that time we tiered trilogies? Well, it's time for the sequel. On this episode of Baconsale, we have another batch of movie sets that Joel, Kent, and Zack are going to rank, including The Godfather, Austin Powers, Toy Story, Evil Dead, Bridget Jones, The Mighty Ducks, Divergent, and Crocodile Dundee. During this journey, we discover that Kent hates second movies, some films are best left in your memories, and not all film franchises can make Endgame money.   Press play to thank the Matrix and enjoy a Goldmember summer!

Due to a clerical error, Baconsalia has been chosen as the next host city for the Summer Olympics. Prime Minister Bigmustache has tasked Joel, Kent & Zack to make some adjustments to help these games fit our limited budget and space. Therefore, on this episode of Baconsale, we're going to be cutting traditional Olympic events and presenting simpler, more cost-effective competitions instead, such as four square, freeze tag, and mini golf. We'll then have to justify why we removed an event and explain why the new event would be better.   Don't hold your breath! Come on down to Lou's Bowling Alley & Tavern and press play!

We're caught in a trap. We can't walk out. Because on this episode of Baconsale, we're talking about Elvis Presley. We know some of you have a Burning Love for the King of Rock and Roll, but we also know that others think he's just a Hound Dog whose songs belong In the Ghetto. Nevertheless, Joel, Kent & Zack listened to all of Elvis's studio albums and they Can't Help Falling in Love with his music and stage presence. After briefly sharing the King's history, we'll get into some Trouble as we list our bottom five Elvis tracks, get All Shook Up as we steal each other's song picks, declare “It's Now or Never” and give out some very specific awards, and then tell each other “Don't Be Cruel” as we list our top five favorites from one of the best-selling music artists of all time.   Press play to step on our blue suede shoes!   And if you want to throw a party in the county jail, visit Baconsale.com to find our official Spotify playlist for this episode.

Hey listener! Let's dive into the fake, shall we? On this episode of Baconsale, Joel, Kent & Zack are going to be ranking movies that don't really exist. We found a website that lists fictional films found in shows such as Home Alone, 30 Rock, Singin' in the Rain, Seinfeld, UHF, Tropic Thunder, and The Office. Therefore, we'll be discussing which movies we would go see if they were real, which ones deserve a tier Tubi, and which films we're glad were never actually made. We may not agree a lot, but we'll certainly have fun chatting about counterfeit cinema.   If you know the difference between a matinee and a manatee, press play!

Believe it or not, readin' ain't just for grown-ups. Young adult (YA) novel adaptations may have passed their prime, but on this episode of Baconsale, we're talking about the good movies, the bad ones, and the forgotten films. Joel, Kent, and Zack are joined by our friend Debbie to pick answers for such categories as Underrated, Least True to the Book, Favorite Character, and Feels Too Dark to Be in the YA Genre. Join us as we make some obvious choices, offer some hot takes, and give a few mild-to-medium spoilers.   Everyone dies at the end, so press play!

Who's up for a third round of the nation-sweeping Parents Guide Game? Baconsale is! Once again, Joel, Kent & Zack have scoured the Internet Movie Database (IMDb) for ten films that the others will have to guess using only the clues from user-generated Parents Guide descriptions. But wait! There's a Zack Attack! And he's going to be using other elements from IMDb such as taglines, release dates, and actors as his clues. And since lunch with a parent is on the line, the stakes have never been higher. Listen as Joel favors Frightening & Intense Scenes, Kent keeps referencing the sessandnudidity category, and we're all a little too nice to each other.   Pop a single knuckle and press play to play along with us on this episode of Baconsale.

There's a first time for everything, and some movie directors hit the ground running when it came to their first feature film. Other initial cinematic efforts, however, were less than stellar. So, on this episode of Baconsale, Joel & Kent have each brought their top 7 & bottom 7 directorial debuts to share with you, the listener, and with Zack. Kent is covering some of the biggest filmmakers to come out of Hollywood (post-1980, of course), whereas Joel mostly seems to pick movies he likes (pre-2000, of course). Be prepared for some hot takes on some cool flicks as we slowly become film bros.   Whether you think it's the director's fault or the studio's fault, get your iPhone face ready and press play!

The Baconsale interns are back! This time around, they have been hired by a temp agency to organize a shelter for animated animals. And it's up to Joel, Kent & Zack to decide which famous fictional pets are going to be sold immediately, which ones are going to be around for a while, and which ones get to take a trip to a wonderful farm where they can run, play, or fly around freely. Our list for this episode includes such celebrated characters as Scooby-Doo, Iago, Garfield, Pascal, Heihei, Cerberus, Stitch, Clifford the Big Red Dog, Abu, and Perry the Platypus.   Press play to hear the marketing blurb for each pretend pet.

Baconsale is gearing up to go on an epic road trip to the Idaho Potato Museum, but first these best spuds need to create the ultimate driving playlist. Therefore, on this episode, Joel, Kent, and Zack have each brought 10 of their favorite traveling tunes to share with you. Some of our music delightfully fits a theme, some songs are perfect for vibing, and others will make you want to sing along. So buckle up, sit back, and enjoy the terrible snacks, even worse potato puns, regional humor, constant driver switching, wrong turns, and longest short trip ever. Pass the aux (or connect to the Bluetooth) and press play!   And if you're the DJ on your next road trip, you can visit Baconsale.com to find our official Spotify playlist for this episode.

We've talked trilogies on Baconsale before, but now it's time for us to tier them. We've created a large list of popular movie franchises and Joel, Kent, and Zack are going to rank the first batch of them. To be honest, we're a little loose with the term “trilogy,” so there are some asterisks next to the names of certain film series, but they all at least include an original and two sequels. This time around we'll be discussing such trilogies as Back to the Future, How to Train Your Dragon, Indiana Jones, Kingsman, Madagascar, Star Wars (Prequels), The Hobbit, and Three Flavours Cornetto.   It doesn't matter if you're a monkey or an ape, press play to hear us make multiple sandwich comparisons.

If you're looking for information about a fast-food sandwich shop that has sold over five billion classic roast beef sandwiches, we have the deets! On this episode of Baconsale, Joel, Kent, and Zack are discussing their latest quest: eating everything on the menu at Arby's. Yes, we finally convinced Kent to conquer this restaurant, but has he become a Curly Fries convert? After giving a brief history of Arby's, we'll discuss our experiences as we ate each breakfast item, sandwich, Market Fresh option, side, and dessert. Then we'll slice off some meaty facts about the app, expose our differing taste buds, share some saucy tidbits about red ranch, spell some things backwards, tell the tale of the Meat Mountain, and hold the cheddar.   Take off your oversized cowboy hat and press play to hear our best impersonations of Ving Rhames.

Every listener come and play! Throw every last care away! Let's go to the mall today on this episode of Baconsale. Remember malls? Joel, Kent, and Zack do, and it's up to them to revitalize the industry by creating the perfect shopping center using the classic ‘90s game of M.A.S.H. We're picking from stores you love, shops you hate, and retailers you may have completely forgotten about. Plus, we've added a lemon in each category to make things interesting. We'll do our best to build the most satisfying & nostalgic shopping mall experience possible, and then it's up to you to choose where you'd like to shop.   Watch out for high-pressure kiosk salespeople and press play!