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It's been a minute, but we are back with a jam-packed show for you all. We asked for your hot takes, and BOY did you all answer. We're rating every single hot take that you, the fans, dropped to us on Twitter. We're getting weird with it. Also, other Pitt sports news. The usual, to be honest. If you liked the podcast, be sure to follow us on Twitter @semplefipod rate us on your podcast app of choice! It helps out the show tremendously. Hosted & Produced by Zack Kaminski, who writes on Substack and has been featured on Meet at Midfield. Co-hosted by Kent VanderWoude and Mason Kling. Podcast Art & Logo were commissioned from friend of the show Birdblitz.
Triple Figures. Surprise Satans Alley. Studded collars. Just dudes talkin legalese. Jonny Pickup, Esq. DeAndre Zoolander. 30% Jackin It discount. Tampa area middle schools are very litigious. Were UNpopular? Shirtless screams of guilt. Shades of Tucker Kraft. Tyler Lockett new hobby. Wedding night pantomime. Safe space middle school confessions. Forehead grading. The Champ likes proximity. Will Levis wanderer. Kicking guys versus tackling groups. 33 dudes at once, GM Muff is basically Houston (the actress). Todd Tagovailoa sounds like a horrible hang. Towels are itchy. Thick Boys. Strong taeks on names. Filibustering. Take Quake. What defensive percentage you carrying, bro? Legless Poon. TLock Post Sex. Kings of Research podcast. So much lawyer talk. No joke to be made, like a boat. Alley Whoop. Youre asking us to be way too bendy. Chaaaaaaaaad. Sexy chimpanzee. Where you put ‘finishing' in the order is imperative. Creepshow Doug cameo. Low bar to clear for ‘skateboarding'. We find out theres a lot of felonious activity in our collective history. When Staind stained, they were Staind. Thighmaster infomercial piracy. Cody+Shirtless+Karate. Classic hot dog scene. Jason Voorhees, canoe man. The American Spirit is repeatedly failing? Death Breath PTSD. Randy Marsh life path. Champ sans A/C is maybe the only way to defeat him. Tail workouts. Silent climaxers, unite! Brie Larson running, apparent turnoff. Freaky with Chiriqui. Alone on Allie Island. Parachute Game aka 3 Eyes. Mr Chicago aint gonna be pleased with this Episode. GM Tampa looking to antagonize the pod. Not understanding the subtext of MacGruber. Titanic 2 : Rise of the Dead. Time is a social construct. Steve, Terry and Brian suck. Up top! Silky button down shirts. Opulent Cravings. Obviously The Tropher Grace Project is the place for live listening, but it is now the place for live researching as well.
Ken Barkley is introduced to the 'top of the cock' and offers his advice and picks for the US Open at LACC, then the Pac-12 getting overlooked in ESPN's FPI CFB Top 25. Plus the latest Take Quake on dumb Dame trade rumors, and a peek at the early US Open leaderboard.
Wondering where parenting went wrong. Awkard Sexual Tension REUNITES! Sensual touching. Gremlin in your automobile. Getting on the wrong end of The Miles Sanders Experience…again. HigBlow. Hunting for Hunt. Capitulating and simping. Walking it back. Eye to eye insulting. Making buckets or tongue kissin – these are the two true outcomes. FAAB hoarding. Sitting on waiver dollars hoping to turn it to gold. Ty Dolla Sign hollaback. Sit Dalvin and Start Bam. BAM IT. Executive travesty. FAAB is a myth. No FAAB November. All the confidence in the world for Dr Touchy. Middle school girls cut with knives. Certs for The Commish. Don't list the names, that makes it worse. One of has a Cyborg. USWNT Air Raid vs Wishbone situation. Flip Floppin Warlock. JAGin it. Levels of Mayo QBs. Crossing the Cabbage Hands Bridge. Severe ageism against Kenny. TAKE QUAKE. The great healing is everyone coming together to agree Mac Jones isn't very good. Jekyll/Hyde in Madison. Our guest doesn't know nuance isn't allowed in the TGP studio. The phrase youre looking for is ‘tanked'. Unraveling the perplexing East Metro Exhaustion. Meetin at the feedyard. PBMW folded into a trunk. Pulse of the people. Getting it from the ground floor, where GM Hatteberg sleeps. No one glowing up GM Jenkins! Champs lack of scruples. SERIOUSLY, the WARRIORS BEAT THE POON LAST WEEK! Black Magic usurper. Shiv him! This guy who hasn't won in THIRTEEN YEARS must lose. Max MER murder. Keep going to the Blaine Well. FTX fueled delayed retirement. Purdy good in the Bay Area. Banking on NADS is tragic. JK Dobbins aka Bumkneez Jr. Licking his own tears. Stick to SOMETHING, man. The Champ may lose his personal eatin bowl and have to kneel up at the trough in the Feedyard. Chest poop. Double grave digging. Whats it mean when youre turd has started multiple games for your squad? MAN Man. The only Northwoods hunting I am comfortable with. GM Hatteberg, Dust Bowl youngster, apparently. Kelly Tripucka vs Brad Lohaus Free Throw Challenge HOT ACTION. Hunt Arena slushie memories. Double Dragon disaster. Deubener over Whitacre was a regular occurrence at 1313. Going FULL Lake Elmo Lifestyle. Blow Jackson and Randall Cunnilingusham are off limits when playing Tecmo After Dark.
We got a SPICY college football preview for you here, breaking down the biggest games of the week and also Syracuse for some reason. We also bring back our world-famous TAKE QUAKE segment. Find a podcast segment with more takes YOU CAN'T! Lock it up and rub it down, let's make some investments. Follow us on IG @BYBWpodcast Email: BYBWpodcast@gmail.com
This episode is about only the hottest sneaker takes. It's a take quake. I asked for your hot takes and listeners heeded the call. No bullshit just the hottest takes, Richter scale madness. 00:00 - Sneakers and Money Apology Cold Open 00:51 - Intro 02:26 - Pickups and On Feet 03:51 - Sockjig's News and Views 05:32 - Caller Take Quake Part 1 05:51 - Call: Impressing Men Over Making Money 06:23 - Call: Binary Sizing 10:44 - Call: Affiliate Link Boys 12:25 - My Take Quake - Clown Shoes 13:54 - SNKRS Grail Tales 15:19 - Trend Hopping with Daniel Arsham 18:26 - Off White Played Out 20:08 - Caller Take Quake Part 2 20:35 - Call: You Like AJ1s Because of Kanye 22:46 - Call: Ooping a Friend Who Resells It 24:33 - Call: Nike Oversupply 26:54 - Call: Nike Undersupply, So People Resorting to Fakes 32:30 - Outro Twitter: https://twitter.com/sockjig Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sockjig/
Monday Night Football was a mess for the Browns and we sort through handshake gate and Baker expectations going forward. (2:56-15:11) Jay Gruden gets fired at 530 am. (15:12-19:48) Baseball playoffs and who has earned their pinstripes. (19:49-26:46) Hot Seat/Cool Throne with a special guest. (26:47-36:50) Actor Gary Busey joins the show to talk about his career, Buseyisms, life lessons and a WHOLE lot more. (39:42-1:14:57) Segments include PR 101 for the NBA, (1:19:20-1:22:03) PMT Sports Biz Minute,(1:22:04-1:23:05) Take Quake for the Penn State letter,(1:23:06-1:27:17) and Guys on Chicks with Uncle Chaps (1:27:18-1:46:18)
Brooks Koepka got screwed by JB Holmes + other 2019 "Open" storylines (2:27 - 10:51). Whose back of the week including the disgusting heat in NYC, Football and Hanks fishing abilities (10:51 - 22:06). Mount Rushmore of "Athlete Traits You Wish You Had" (22:06 - 32:44). 2019 Blake Of The Year winner Blake Griffin comes in studio to talk about how he his life has changed since winning the award, NBA free agency, Chris Paul & more (32:44 - 60:07). Segments include Way To Stay Relevant Baseball a Sabermetrics for podcasters, a preposterous Take Quake involving the cast of The Office and a great Monday Reading to wrap up the show.
Big Cat's Jury Duty, Madden Ratings, and Old face apps, yeah it's the dog days of summer (2:38 - 8:04). Mt Rushmore of Athletes you'd want on your side when you storm Area 51 (8:41 - 17:28) and in honor of National Hot Dog Day, Mt Rushmore of meats (17:28 - 24:11). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Cup Snakes at Wrigley and Blake Koepka (24:11 - 37:53). Dr Phil joins the show to diagnose what exactly is wrong with us, if he's happy, and when does being a fan of a sports team become problematic (37:53 - 74:02). Colts QB Jacoby Brissett joins the show to ask some questions that we never knew needed to be asked and start a new online club with an NFL QB (74:02 - 89:11). Bachelorette talk for guys that don't watch the bachelorette, Thoughts and Prayers Big Baller Brand, Take Quake, and Guys on Chicks.
We're a day away from the NFL Draft and it's officially smoke screen season. (2:15-5:14) Seahawks/Chiefs pre draft trade. (5:15-9:19) NBA and NHL Playoffs and is PFT getting cocky about the Caps? (9:20-16:19) Hot Seat Cool Throne including Drake Curse picking up new bodies and OBJ being happy in Cleveland. (16:20-28:17) Todd McShay and Mel Kiper join the show to talk about the 2019 NFL Draft, which quarterbacks they like, the worst picks theyve ever made, what their relationship is like, and Mel's obsession with eating Pumpkin Pie every single day. (31:21-1:07:38) Segments include Take Quake is lifting bad for you?(1:09:32-1:11:24) Trouble in Paradise Jake Arietta/Bryce Harper, (11:25-1:13:30) Bad Visual Bucks fans chanting after their first round sweep, (1:13:31-1:16:31) PR 101 for Von Miller (1:16:32-1:18:21) and Guys on Chicks (1:18:22-1:25:37)
We're live from Indianapolis on the 3 year anniversary of the first PMT (2:27 - 5:24). Kyler Murray is measured and PFT has lost a role model (5:24 - 10:17). Jason Witten is going back to the NFL but totally wasn't fired (10:17 - 21:19). Pete Prisco joins the show to talk about the Combine, how he ranks the quarterbacks, and his best Combine story (21:19 - 48:18). Segments include Bryce is Right, Take Quake, Real Men Of Genius and the First Ever Airport Review.
The Lakers are AWKWARD. Recapping all the NBA trade deadline moves, the Sixers are going for it, the Lakers got owned by the Pelicans, and Lavar Ball is back (2:27 - 23:03). Football is back and we draft our AAF teams plus make some Mike Martz jokes (23:03 - 30:18). Filmmaker and creator of Friday Night Lights Peter Berg joins the show to talk about his new project with the NFL, what draws him to certain stories, his time with the Navy Seals and wrestling Mark Wahlberg on a private Jet (30:18 - 61:17). Segments include Take Quake, Way to stay Relevant baseball, respect the Biz Kevin Durant, not to brag but we called it that Bitcoin guy may not be dead, and FAQ's.
Wild Card Weekend is here and we preview every game plus give our picks. Jerry Jones has mouth for eyes, are the Ravens cheating, is Big Cat worried about his pinky, and Cody Parkey. Bonus trip down memory lane recapping the horrible history of the Saturday afternoon Wild Card game.(2:20-20:45) Our lawyer Mr Portnoy joins the show for a long overdue Portnoy's Complaint. (23:36-47:28) Former Charger/Raven Danny Woodhead joins the show to talk about playoff football and what Phil Rivers uses in replacement of swear words. (49:02-1:07:47) Segments include Bad Visual Antonio Brown (1:09:37-1:13:48) Take Quake (1:13:49-1:16:27), Sheesh Danny Ainge on Lebron (1:16:28-1:20:31), Drunk Ideas (1:20:32-1:25:13), and FAQ's (1:25:14-1:33:30).
Fastest 2 minutes for Week 5 (2:27 - 7:19). The Texans and Cowboys played in a game of who can fire their bad coach first (7:19 - 8:56). The Browns won a game on a Sunday, Philly has a Super Bowl hangover, the Falcons are done, the Bengals are good, and Mason Crosby lost his mind (8:56 - 18:20). Playoff Baseball and UFC 229 (18:20 - 29:31). Football Guy of the Week (29:21 - 35:02). Who's back of the week (35:02 - 43:58). CBS Sports Pete Prisco joins the show to talk NFL Week 5, why Bortles is fine everyone relax, how Defense will catch up to the narrative of an offensive explosion and more (43:58 - 70:35). Jon Anik joins the show after being on the Call for UFC 229, talking about what it was like to see Khabib go in the crowd, McGregor's future, and whether or not this is good for UFC (70:35 - 86:38). Segments include Take Quake for Peter Gammons, Embrace Debate is Darren Rovell an athlete? Whats the Beef? Kings stay Kings Ryan Lochte, and Whoa
The Fitzmagic has run out, sort of. Big Ben is back and so is Chris Conte (2:56 - 8:15). We solve the Niners QB problems by drafting a different quarterback for each primetime game (8:15 - 21:05). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Steven Seagal's latest scheme (21:05 - 37:28). Celtics Forward Gordon Hayward joins the show to talk about his decision to join the Celtics, how tough it was being injured last year, Brad Stevens being a genius, his famous viral video, the Duke shot, and what it's like being Lebron's little b word (37:28 - 75:16). Segments include Nitpicking Saban, Take Quake, Stick to Sports Jason Witten, Break in case of emergency Jimmy Butler Trade, and Guys on Chicks
Rovell has broken the internet and we're sweating out the dog days of summer (2:58-8:15). Hot Seat/Cool Throne with Urban Meyer and Heterosexual frog talk (8:16-17:21). Mt Rushmore of Cartoon shows with a late breaking moos about Rick Pitino's upcoming podcast (17:22-30:10). Actor Rob Corddry joins the show to talk about Ballers Season 4, the Daily Show, and being an Eagle Scout (31:53-56:19). 10X Pro Bowler Joe Thomas joins the show to predict upcoming Cleveland Brown story lines and what he's been up to in his first summer off (58:25-1:14:24). Segments include bachelor talk for guys that dont watch the bachelor (1:16:12-1:21:15), Kings stay Kings for the Sixers (1:21:16-1:21:40), Take Quake from Fred Smoot (1:21:41-1:23:45) and Guys on Chicks (1:23:46-1:29:09).
We're live from the MLB ASG in Washington DC and the French are World Champions. Wrapping up the World Cup and Mbappe is still 19 years old (for now) (2:27 - 7:17). Mt Rushmore of Monuments/Statues because we're in DC (7:17 - 16:53). Who's back of the week (16:53 - 30:21). Soccer Legend and now DC United striker Wayne Rooney joins the show to talk about his transition to America, playing at the highest level of soccer, how awesome it is to score goals and rates our English accent (30:21 - 47:24). Segments include Sorry not Sorry for bat flips. Thoughts and Prayer to Mike Matheny and Boltman retiring and Take Quake
The boys are back and immediately jump into re-litigating old MVP's - Football is right around the corner and we're going to Lambeau - The LeBronto Brewers are different this year - Serious Bucks talk about Coach Bud - And Marv Albert is a psycho, people forget Take Quake incoming in Part 2 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/onwispodsins-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/onwispodsins-podcast/support
JR Smith cost the Cavs a victory in a stunning Game 1 of the NBA Finals. Lebron was dominant, Draymond tried to fight everyone, and Javale McGee gave a perfect 4 minutes of basketball (2:20 - 11:35). Cleaning up the remnants of the Bryan Colangelo burner account mess (11:35 - 14:28). The Caps won Game 2 and are looking strong going into Saturday night's Game 3 in Washington (14:28 - 22:34). NBA Hall of Famer Gary Payton joins the show to talk about coaching in the Big 3, his best trash talking moments, why he thinks John Stockton is the GOAT, and some trash talking with the guys (22:34 - 49:15). Segments include Take Quake for Colin Cowherd suggesting Lebron might retire after this year, Bad Sports Town the Warriors didn't sell out Game 1, Kickers Psychiatrist's couch for Yu Darvish, Are the Patriots fun to play for Update, Thoughts and Prayers to Hue Jackson, and explain it to hank.
Blake Bortles is a hero and also leaves his car unlocked with the keys and his wallet inside, but he's a hero (2:57 - 6:33). The Conference Final matchups are set in Hockey and Basketball and we preview both plus PFT gives his final update on the thing he needs to do but won't do (6:33 - 16:11). We've created our next huge moneymaker, MJvsLebron.net, the one stop shop for all MJ vs Lebron debates where you can run our high tech algorithm to find out who is the GOAT once and for all (16:11 - 24:32). Former NBA Player and National Champion Carlos Boozer joins the show to talk about his career in Basketball and playing in this year's Big 3, the time he spray painted his head, the time he punched a ref in the balls, and the time Prince rented his LA mansion and changed everything inside (24:32 - 56:51). Stay Woke is Marlins Man about to become President Trump's lawyer. Well Actually for Darren Rovell. Take Quake, Steve Rosenbloom thinks Roquan Smith should be blamed for getting his car broken into, and listener FAQ's
Wild weekend in the NBA Playoffs, Lance Stephenson is an all time heel, Anthony Davis isn't human, Giannis is stretch Armstrong and Playoff P has disappeared (2:20 - 15:12). Who's Back of the week including 2018 killing all of our favorite celebrities and Manu Ginobli (15:12 - 28:30). NFL Network's Mike Mayock joins the show to talk about Thursday's Draft, his QB rankings, and which of his weird terms can be assigned to potential draftees (28:30 - 61:37). Segments include Problematic for Jay Feely going viral, Stay Classy Flyers Fans, Fraud Alert Derek Jeter things the Marlins are competing, Way to stay relevant baseball Brandon Belt fouled a bunch of pitches off and a Take Quake.
March Madness is here and it is glorious. Loyola Chicago wins at the buzzer, Buffalo trashes Arizona, man buns are back, and Gonzaga survives. (3:10-11:40) The real story of the day though was Tom Crean to Georgia. Cleaning up NFL Free Agency + Big Cat made a pen pal. (11:41-21:13) Brent Musberger joins the show from Las Vegas to tell us how his Day 1 went and who he likes in Friday's actions. (22:41-29:20) Women's Hockey Gold medalist Amanda Kessel joins the show to talk about beating Canada, shit talking on the ice, and whether or not her brother loves hot dogs. (30:58-40:01) Segments include Respect the Biz (42:45-44:17), PR 101 for John Skipper (44:18-47:30), E-Sports update with Darren Rovell's voicemail (47:31-50:15), Take Quake (50:16-51:36), Embrace Debate is Jon Gruden fun (51:37-53:15) and Explain it to AWL's (53:16-55:47).
Brain Dump Friday. NBA All Star Weekend and we get a little weird with the start of the show. Josh Allen update, still tall. We're going to try to create the world's worst app, Jes-Its the Cheez-Its for Church (don't worry it will make sense, maybe), and set an ambitious goal to either get everyone to start watching a fake Netflix show or the Tommy Lee Pam Anderson Sex Tape (2:10-18:06). Nascar Driver and former Daytona 500 Champion Denny Hamlin joins the show to explain to us how race car driving is a real sport, how many guys illegally use adderall, what happens when you want to fight a guy, and how lame Joey Logano is (19:46-45:40). Segments include Tampering, where everyone tampers with Kirk Cousins including us (48:01-51:13). Take Quake for Mike Francesca saying Jason Kelce should be cut for swearing, (51:14-54:12) Stay Woke on Bill Walton accidentally leaking WatchESPN's Big Brother conspiracy,(54:12-58:43) and Jimbos with Super Bowl Champion Lane Johnson as well as a discussion about his viral Patriots comments (58:51-1:11:48).
The Cavs have traded everyone and somehow got better? Did Lebron get rid of D-Wade because he's jealous that he gets his ass eaten?(2:10-8:06) Philly has a parade for their Eagles and Jason Kelce won the day (8:06-10:34). Ryen Russillo joins the show to break down how the Cavs got better, the Lakers making smart decisions, and how sad it is for Isaiah Thomas now(11:52-31:00). Super Bowl 52 Champion Lane Johnson joins the show to talk about his crazy rise to being one of the best O-Lineman in the NFL, the TB12 Method vs the Lane Johnson Method, what is was like winning the Super Bowl, and Doug Pederson's big balls(33:01-1:02:01). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers for Adam Schefter, (1:03:01-1:04:04) Olympic Update we actually know nothing about these Olympics(1:08:05-1:10:50), the debut of "Take Quake”, (1:10:51-1:14:08) Trouble in Paradise for Kobe and Shaq, (1:08:09-1:15:32) and a bonus guys on chicks (1:15:33-1:22:10).