Project: Rant!

RANT 150: Snubbed Actor

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2011 2:14

We're taking a break folks! We'll be back occasionally with new episodes, but won't be publishing every week. Thanks for all the support! http://projectrant.com This marks the first time an author of the rant actually appears on the show. Enjoy! Actor: Kelli Bland Author/Actor: Courtney Salinas

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RANT 149: I'll Wait For YOU!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2011 1:28

http://projectrant.com This waitress has a tip for you geezers: Stop being such cheap bastards. Actor: Beth Puorro

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RANT 148: Get Out of the Bathroom!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2011 1:21

http://projectrant.com This is what kitchen sinks were made for. Ok, we even grossed ourselves out with that one. Actor: Kacey Samiee Director: Shiraz Jafri

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RANT 147: Subway Lettuce Rules

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2011 1:53

http://projectrant.com If you use lettuce as a filler, this guy will become a killer. Actor: Michael Ferstenfeld

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RANT 146: Stink Eye Girlfriend

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2011 1:43

http://projectrant.com Only witches should give the evil eye. You're not a witch, but you rhyme with one, so give it up. Actor: T. Lynn Mikeska Director: Rafael Ruiz

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RANT 145: Texting

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2011 1:39

http://projectrant.com Texting while dining is a serial problem. Actors: Kacey Samiee and Robert Lambert Director: Shiarz Jafri

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RANT 144: Gaseous Bastard

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2011 1:26

http://projectrant.com Thank god they banned smoking in the gym... or we'd all be dead. Actor: Aaron Alexander

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RANT 143: Bully

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2011 1:29

http://projectrant.com If you're a bully, we have a suggestion for you. Stay away from this ranter. Actor: Jennymarie Jemison Director: Rafael Ruiz

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RANT 142: Attention Moviegoers

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2011 1:18

http://projectrant.com This lady digs flix, but if you don't shut-up she's gonna hit you with a stick. Actor: Hilah Johnson

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RANT 141: I Was Naked!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2011 1:19

http://projectrant.com Post coital follicle criticisms are not cool. Actor: T. Lynn Mikeska Directed by: Rafael Ruiz

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RANT 140: Dear Fat Guy That Tells Me To Quit Smoking

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2011 1:13

http://projectrant.com I'll get cancer, you'll have a heart attack. Hey, we all lose, so leave me alone! Kids, seriously don't smoke hamburgers. It's bad for you. Actor: Kim Adams

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RANT 139: Condom Thief

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2011 2:03

http://projectrant.com This guy is exploding because someone snagged his protection. Actor: Gopal Bidari Directed by: Gopal Bidari

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RANT 138: Emails, Clean Them Up!

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2011 1:16

http://projectrant.com If you hit forward and then send, this rant is for you! Actor: Jolyn Janis

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RANT 137: TMI

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2011 1:16

http://projectrant.com We wrote a better description, but it was too long. Actor: Michelle Keffer

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RANT 136: Plant Thief

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2011 1:55

http://projectrant.com No. Not that kind of stolen plant. Pothead. Actor: Aimee Thomas

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RANT 135: Childproof Locks

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2011 2:26

http://projectrant.com To watch this rant you have to hold down the play button and twist slowly. Actor: Michael Ferstenfeld

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RANT 134: Picky People At The Bakery

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2011 0:54

http://projectrant.com Actor: Jolyn Janis

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RANT 133: Bagel Molester

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2011 1:26

http://projectrant.com We had a great joke about a bagel, but there was a hole in it. Actor: Michelle Keffer

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RANT 132: Drama Kids

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2011 1:07

http://projectrant.com If you interrupt the prof reading a sonnet, I'll put a bullet in your bonnet. Actor: Rob Rowland

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RANT 131: The Dog Parents

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2011 1:39

http://projectrant.com This lady would have been happier being raised by wolves. Actor: Aimee Thomas

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RANT 130: Dear Jerk Who Comes to the Movies

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2011 1:39

http://projectrant.com If you're buying food at a movie theater it should go into your mouth not onto the floor! Call 512.850.6239 and leave your rant after the beep.

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RANT 129: Jackbooted Lard Ass

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2011 1:29

http://projectrant.com If you ever have lived on the bottom floor of an apartment complex, this rant is for you. Actor: Joe Hartman

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RANT 128: F@*!ing Elevators!

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2011 1:29

http://projectrant.com Anger level? Going up! Call 512.850.6239 and leave your rant after the beep.

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RANT 127: The GPS and My Wife

Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2011 1:37

http://projectrant.com Arriving at divorce in point five miles. Actor: Michael Ferstenfeld

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RANT 126: Bad Fortune Cookie Fortunes

Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2011 1:53

http://projectrant.com 42-12-7-22-33-3 in bed. Whoops sorry. Read the wrong side there. Actor: Ben Wolfe

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RANT 125: Ugly Uggs

Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2011 0:55

http://projectrant.com Here's a fashion rule we can all agree on. Actor: Libby Dees

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RANT 124: The Hardcore Fan Can Suck It!

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2011 1:25

http://projectrant.com Yeah, we started making web-shows way before it was cool to, you know. Actor: Wayne Alan Brenner

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RANT 123: Dear Impatient Patient

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2011 1:24

http://projectrant.com THis rant comes with a $25 co-pay. Actor: David F. Jones Director: Rafael Ruiz

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RANT 122: Dear Stoners

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2011 1:24

http://projectrant.com Sorry for publishing this on 4/21. We're just chronically late. Actor: Michelle Keffer

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RANT 121 Get Your Stuff Off My Lawn

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2011 1:51

http://projectrant.com No really, what's a treelawn? Actor: Jen Brown

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RANT 120: Open Mouth Chewing Cube Mate

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2011 1:10

You have an eating disorder. The correct order is to put food in your mouth and then close it. Actor: Jennymarie Jemison

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Mail Bag 003: The Show Is Canceled

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2011 2:10

Thanks folks, but we quit. Actor: Cliff Wildman

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RANT 119: Invisible Golf Club Swingers

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2011 1:01

http://projectrant.com ; What's you're invisible golf handicap? Actor: Chris Loveless

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RANT 118: Dear Father Of Mine

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2011 1:07

http://projectrant.com A son's discourse to his father who is keeping him from having intercourse. Actor: Rob Rowland

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RANT 117: Over Tan People

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2011 0:51

http://projectrant.com This rant goes out to all the fake n' bake folks out there. Actor: Libby Dees ;So, I get thats its important to get your vitamin D and all, but it is necessary to

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RANT 116: Duck Face

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2011 1:29

projectrant.com This guy is going to smack the quack out of you if he sees a pic of you with a duck face again! Actor: Joe Hartman

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Mail Bag 002: Credit Your Cast and Crew!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2011 1:39

projectrant.com This letter to Project: Rant focuses on our lack of crediting the talent in the show.

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RANT 115: Lactose Intolerance

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2011 1:12

projectrant.com We have zero tolerance for lactose. Down with milk! Actor: Scot Friedman

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RANT 114: No More 3D!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2011 1:37

projectrant.com - Put on your red/blue glasses and get ready for an immersive rant! This guy wants his movies to be like Kansas - flat and affordable

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RANT 113: I Hate Everyone

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2011 1:26

projectrant.com He forgot his parents. Oh wait, nevermind. Actor: Pete Asplund - Directed by Raf Ruiz

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RANT 112: Pretentious Hobos

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2011 2:03

www.projectrant.com Q: How man hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Dude, the light bulb was way cooler before it changed. Actor: Mark Stewart