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"Real Words Made... Realer" Project Rant takes anonymous online posts and recreates them for your entertainment.

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    • Nov 3, 2011 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1m AVG DURATION
    • 100 EPISODES


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    RANT 150: Snubbed Actor

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2011 2:14


    We're taking a break folks! We'll be back occasionally with new episodes, but won't be publishing every week. Thanks for all the support! http://projectrant.com This marks the first time an author of the rant actually appears on the show. Enjoy! Actor: Kelli Bland Author/Actor: Courtney Salinas

    RANT 149: I'll Wait For YOU!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2011 1:28


    http://projectrant.com This waitress has a tip for you geezers: Stop being such cheap bastards. Actor: Beth Puorro

    RANT 148: Get Out of the Bathroom!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2011 1:21


    http://projectrant.com This is what kitchen sinks were made for. Ok, we even grossed ourselves out with that one. Actor: Kacey Samiee Director: Shiraz Jafri

    RANT 147: Subway Lettuce Rules

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2011 1:53


    http://projectrant.com If you use lettuce as a filler, this guy will become a killer. Actor: Michael Ferstenfeld

    RANT 146: Stink Eye Girlfriend

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2011 1:43


    http://projectrant.com Only witches should give the evil eye. You're not a witch, but you rhyme with one, so give it up. Actor: T. Lynn Mikeska Director: Rafael Ruiz

    RANT 145: Texting

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2011 1:39


    http://projectrant.com Texting while dining is a serial problem. Actors: Kacey Samiee and Robert Lambert Director: Shiarz Jafri

    RANT 144: Gaseous Bastard

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2011 1:26


    http://projectrant.com Thank god they banned smoking in the gym... or we'd all be dead. Actor: Aaron Alexander

    RANT 143: Bully

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2011 1:29


    http://projectrant.com If you're a bully, we have a suggestion for you. Stay away from this ranter. Actor: Jennymarie Jemison Director: Rafael Ruiz

    RANT 142: Attention Moviegoers

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2011 1:18


    http://projectrant.com This lady digs flix, but if you don't shut-up she's gonna hit you with a stick. Actor: Hilah Johnson

    RANT 141: I Was Naked!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2011 1:19


    http://projectrant.com Post coital follicle criticisms are not cool. Actor: T. Lynn Mikeska Directed by: Rafael Ruiz

    RANT 140: Dear Fat Guy That Tells Me To Quit Smoking

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2011 1:13


    http://projectrant.com I'll get cancer, you'll have a heart attack. Hey, we all lose, so leave me alone! Kids, seriously don't smoke hamburgers. It's bad for you. Actor: Kim Adams

    RANT 139: Condom Thief

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2011 2:03


    http://projectrant.com This guy is exploding because someone snagged his protection. Actor: Gopal Bidari Directed by: Gopal Bidari

    RANT 138: Emails, Clean Them Up!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2011 1:16


    http://projectrant.com If you hit forward and then send, this rant is for you! Actor: Jolyn Janis

    RANT 137: TMI

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2011 1:16


    http://projectrant.com We wrote a better description, but it was too long. Actor: Michelle Keffer

    RANT 136: Plant Thief

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2011 1:55


    http://projectrant.com No. Not that kind of stolen plant. Pothead. Actor: Aimee Thomas

    RANT 135: Childproof Locks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2011 2:26


    http://projectrant.com To watch this rant you have to hold down the play button and twist slowly. Actor: Michael Ferstenfeld

    RANT 134: Picky People At The Bakery

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2011 0:54


    http://projectrant.com Actor: Jolyn Janis

    RANT 133: Bagel Molester

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2011 1:26


    http://projectrant.com We had a great joke about a bagel, but there was a hole in it. Actor: Michelle Keffer

    RANT 132: Drama Kids

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2011 1:07


    http://projectrant.com If you interrupt the prof reading a sonnet, I'll put a bullet in your bonnet. Actor: Rob Rowland

    RANT 131: The Dog Parents

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2011 1:39


    http://projectrant.com This lady would have been happier being raised by wolves. Actor: Aimee Thomas

    RANT 130: Dear Jerk Who Comes to the Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2011 1:39


    http://projectrant.com If you're buying food at a movie theater it should go into your mouth not onto the floor! Call 512.850.6239 and leave your rant after the beep.

    RANT 129: Jackbooted Lard Ass

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2011 1:29


    http://projectrant.com If you ever have lived on the bottom floor of an apartment complex, this rant is for you. Actor: Joe Hartman

    RANT 128: F@*!ing Elevators!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2011 1:29


    http://projectrant.com Anger level? Going up! Call 512.850.6239 and leave your rant after the beep.

    RANT 127: The GPS and My Wife

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2011 1:37


    http://projectrant.com Arriving at divorce in point five miles. Actor: Michael Ferstenfeld

    RANT 126: Bad Fortune Cookie Fortunes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2011 1:53


    http://projectrant.com 42-12-7-22-33-3 in bed. Whoops sorry. Read the wrong side there. Actor: Ben Wolfe

    RANT 125: Ugly Uggs

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2011 0:55


    http://projectrant.com Here's a fashion rule we can all agree on. Actor: Libby Dees

    RANT 124: The Hardcore Fan Can Suck It!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2011 1:25


    http://projectrant.com Yeah, we started making web-shows way before it was cool to, you know. Actor: Wayne Alan Brenner

    RANT 123: Dear Impatient Patient

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2011 1:24


    http://projectrant.com THis rant comes with a $25 co-pay. Actor: David F. Jones Director: Rafael Ruiz

    RANT 122: Dear Stoners

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2011 1:24


    http://projectrant.com Sorry for publishing this on 4/21. We're just chronically late. Actor: Michelle Keffer

    RANT 121 Get Your Stuff Off My Lawn

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2011 1:51


    http://projectrant.com No really, what's a treelawn? Actor: Jen Brown

    RANT 120: Open Mouth Chewing Cube Mate

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2011 1:10


    You have an eating disorder. The correct order is to put food in your mouth and then close it. Actor: Jennymarie Jemison

    Mail Bag 003: The Show Is Canceled

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2011 2:10


    Thanks folks, but we quit. Actor: Cliff Wildman

    RANT 119: Invisible Golf Club Swingers

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2011 1:01


    http://projectrant.com ; What's you're invisible golf handicap? Actor: Chris Loveless

    RANT 118: Dear Father Of Mine

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2011 1:07


    http://projectrant.com A son's discourse to his father who is keeping him from having intercourse. Actor: Rob Rowland

    RANT 117: Over Tan People

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2011 0:51


    http://projectrant.com This rant goes out to all the fake n' bake folks out there. Actor: Libby Dees ;So, I get thats its important to get your vitamin D and all, but it is necessary to

    RANT 116: Duck Face

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2011 1:29


    projectrant.com This guy is going to smack the quack out of you if he sees a pic of you with a duck face again! Actor: Joe Hartman

    Mail Bag 002: Credit Your Cast and Crew!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2011 1:39


    projectrant.com This letter to Project: Rant focuses on our lack of crediting the talent in the show.

    RANT 115: Lactose Intolerance

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2011 1:12


    projectrant.com We have zero tolerance for lactose. Down with milk! Actor: Scot Friedman

    RANT 114: No More 3D!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2011 1:37


    projectrant.com - Put on your red/blue glasses and get ready for an immersive rant! This guy wants his movies to be like Kansas - flat and affordable

    RANT 113: I Hate Everyone

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2011 1:26


    projectrant.com He forgot his parents. Oh wait, nevermind. Actor: Pete Asplund - Directed by Raf Ruiz

    RANT 112: Pretentious Hobos

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2011 2:03


    www.projectrant.com Q: How man hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Dude, the light bulb was way cooler before it changed. Actor: Mark Stewart

    Mail Bag 001

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2011 1:00


    So many angry emails about our crappy website. Well, bitch no more ranters and go to projectrant.com and find something new ;to vent about.

    RANT 111: Dear Crafters

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2011 1:34


    projectrant.com She's not crafty, but she's still your type. ; Actor: Hilah Johnson

    RANT 110: To My Waitress

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2011 1:33


    projectrant.com Finally, someone get's mad about people being nice. Actress: Ellie McBride

    RANT 109: I Want Chicken Nuggets

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2011 1:09


    www.projectrant.com What is an animal advocate doing in a McDonalds anyways? Actor: Robert Lambert

    RANT 108: Television Ads

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2011 2:01


    www.projectrant.com We'll return to your program after this brief RANT! Actor: Ben Wolfe

    RANT 107: Erectile Dysfunction Spokeswoman

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2011 1:43


    www.projectrant.com This lady thought long and hard about this rant! Actor: Kelli Bland

    RANT 106: No, I Don't Know Where The Strip Club Is

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2010 1:06


    www.projectrant.com A hotel clerk dresses down a guest for going on a naked quest. Actor: MIchelle Keffer

    RANT 105: Attention Shoppers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2010 1:06


    www.projectrant.com Aisle blockers make this man want to check out. Actor: Shannon McCormick

    RANT 104: Brown Nosing Ass Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2010 1:14


    www.projectrant.com This is why the word ass is in assistant. Actor: Shannon Grounds

    RANT 103: Talk To Me!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2010 0:58


    www.projectrant.com If you took the time to call, you should take the time to talk. Actor: Mark Stewart

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