Talking Istanbullocks Comedy Pubcast* is a comedy-variety show with giggles galore direct from the local juicer: James Joyce Irish Pub in Istanbul, Turkey. With chat, guest interviews, comedy sketches and a glimpse into Turkish life, Jorma and Ray will give you reason for good CHEERS every week! Ray and Jorma met in Istanbul seven years ago in the James Joyce Irish Pub, when Ray stole Jorma's wife's seat. They have been talking istanbullocks ever since. Good skills! from June 2022 - December 2023 Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In the latest episode of Talking Istanbullocks, things spiral from the valleys of Wales to the poultry pens of Lickey End. Jorma belts out “The Rambler”, a Kenny Rogers-style ballad advising Welsh village pub-goers about Brexit, inbreeding and sheep-related shame.True or False starts with Norm from Cheers and somehow ends with Irish wakes and obituaries, Welsh Baftas, and Paul Bastard — Torquay United's fan liaison officer turned internet legend. In Lickey End, Norma's standing for Reform UK but forgets politics the moment she sees her black, poultry-farming Tory rival. Love (or something like it) blossoms over his prize cock.Ray praises actress Joan O'Ruairc for her role as long-suffering Betty and launches an unofficial campaign for her Welsh Bastard BAFTA — and no, that's not a typo.Packed with satire, innuendo, and the sort of nonsense that'd turn your uncle off and make your auntie want it all the harder#TalkingIstanbullocks #PaulBastardTorquay #ComedyPodcast #SketchComedy #WelshBaftas #KennyRogersParody #LickeyEnd #ReformUK #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #PoliticalSatire #PrizeCock #FanLiaisonLegend #ObituariesAndBaftas #CultComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jorma and Ray are celebrating three years of Talking Istanbullocks — with goats, Trump, and a whole lot of “leather!” (You'll have to listen to understand that one.) Expect: – A Morgan Freeman poem about semi-retirement, Gary Lineker and goats, and the joys of not listening to your wife – A True or False segment full of goat facts and Ray-grade puns – A sketch where Trump and Musk plot to tax penguins and colonise Mars, until Chris the Talking Dog crashes the party and Mexican fishermen save the day. Also: a cheating father explains politics to his son with a crystal clear analogy#TalkingIstanbullocks #Top10PercentPodcast #ComedyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishHumour #MorganFreemanParody #GaryLineker #Goats #TrumpSketch#ElonMusk #ChrisTheTalkingDog #PodcastAnniversary #satire #surrealcomedy #banterhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1x1cDxZkdwS4g-EXF2kn9OWLA7YTc10hRB2T-o_NmflI/edit?tab=t.0 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
He's back. He's brooding. He's possibly plagiarising. And he's forgotten his sandwiches.This Liam Neeson Special features five of our most beloved (and ridiculous) parody interviews from the past three years — plus two raunchy sketches involving a sultry American MILF named Vagella Rick-Rocks, who may or may not be trying to seduce Liam in increasingly absurd scenarios.Along the way, Liam overshares about romance, attempts to rebrand himself as a serious creative artist, and pitches original ideas such as:A romantic comedy glove-based ensemble film (Glove Actually)A mob drama about therapy (The Carusos)A masked vigilante with Wilfred the butler and Boy Wonder, Robbie. (That Man)While giving us first-hand insight into his bizarre world of:Showing old ladies his 'Hamlet'African prostitutesLaughing at elephantsPeeing in men's handsHis short-lived career as SantaDoggingEach sketch is followed by commentary from Jorma and Ray, who try (and mostly fail) to make sense of Liam's creative process, real-life zoo visits and late night video games with celebrity friends like Carol Vorderman, Bill Nighy and Gerry Adams - and suspiciously familiar plotlines.It's part tribute, part chaos, part forgotten sandwiches – with extra lashings of filth. All sketches written by Jorma Kirkko.Voices by Liam Meeson, Jorma Kirkko, Valerie Richards, Tim Hallam#ComedyPodcast #SketchComedy #BritishHumour #IrishHumour #LiamNeesonTaken#DarkComedy #Parody #ComedyInterviews #NewEpisode #ListenNow #Trending #LiamNeesonNews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Whether it's Muff in Donegal, Twatt in Orkney, Lickey End in Worcestershire, we've all secretly dreamed of visiting places with rude names.Lickey End is Britain's best-kept secret. Join us as Norma the Nympho Nazi and loyal Betty navigate a world of nazi potato sacks, requesting discipline from John Wayne, abusing blow-ins, punch ups at jam making competitions, seducing postmen, shaming yourself on national television and getting down to the vinegar strokes with Nigel Farage.#comedysketches #britishhumour #middleEngland #satire Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The funniest duo are celebrating natural women in their own inimitable way. Join Ray and Jorma for an hour of fun.'This show is fuller than a Ryanair Toilet when a fat lass invites her fella to the Mile High Club' - Jorma.Highlights:Morgan Freeman talks grandchildren, Donald Trump and having sex with eskimoes' wives.Ray gives us the insider info on the town of Muff, Co. Donegal and explains how being called a Muff Liquor is exactly what Russell Crowe needs right now.Honzie the fraudulent South African Psychic rubs his crystal balls and makes surprisingly accurate predictions for the month of FebruaryAn IRA Man decides to trade a Little Armalite for a Little Cellulite.Check out the boys' Facebook page for a link to Jorma's recent Brexit interview and drop us a line at talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com if you have any poetry requests for Morgan or you'd like to comment or make a suggestion.Join Ray and Jorma for an hour of craic! Giggles Is Good For You!All sketches, songs and jingles written and performed by Jorma KirkkoProduced by James Kirk#Irishcomedy #Britishcomedy #expatpodcast #MorganFreemanPoetry #DonaldTrumpGreenland #BBWMagazine #BBW #Spoofhoroscopes #fakepsychic #rebelsongparody #celluliteisbeautiful Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ray and Jorma kick off 2025 with the rudest episode we've done in a long time—but also one of the funniest! Expect geographical and Nena trivia, as well as a deep dive into the town of Wank and its premium leisure pass. Meanwhile, Morgan Freedman graces us with a poetic reflection on anal bleaching, dedicated (of course) to Ray.Elon Musk makes an appearance in a sketch filled with whiskey, ketamine, and unsolicited pizza orders for Justin Trudeau. Then, the moment you've all been waiting for—Dr. Brutus Himmler returns to probe Ray in a cutting-edge psychiatric experiment. Will he beat the rectal polygraph and finally be free of his past obsessions?Also, find out why Wank Mountain is a real place, why Love Island contestants fear the unbleached, and how the lads continue their campaign to get Musk to notice their sketches. Expect relentless filth, juvenile humour, and highly questionable medical procedures! #ComedyPodcast #TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreedman #ElonMusk #AnalBleaching #GermanTrivia #WankMountain #LoveIsland #Nena #Nigel Farage #RectalPolygraph #Satire #Pubcast #AdultHumour #FilthiestEpisodeTRANSCRIPThttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1hSDcW5W9t0fj59gKAZo274K34XKwqK5zZKNcrgsaGWw/edit?usp=sharing#ComedyPodcast #TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreedman #ElonMusk #AnalBleaching #GermanTrivia #WankMountain #LoveIsland #RectalPolygraph #IGotProbed #Satire #Pubcast #AdultHumour #FilthiestEpisode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Where else would you hear about Morgan Freeman and Bill Clinton falling out, Russell Crowe dismissing Gladiator 2 and a woke bloke getting a visit from the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future?All this plus the usual fun and games. Talking Istanbullocks, the weekend breakfast show broadcast in a pub with original sketches, is back!!!!#ChristmasShow #Comedy #BritishComedy #IrishHumour #MorganFreemanPoem #BillClintonVegan #RussellCroweInterview #Gladiator2 #KaidenStokes #AChristmasCarolParody #JoanO'Ruairc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this wet and wild Turkish holiday edition of Talking Istanbullocks, Jorma Kirkko brings you celebrity banter, sharp-witted sketches, and some jaws-dropping shark facts. With guest appearances by Liam Neeson and Morgan Freedman.Highlights:Liam Neeson Returns: The iconic actor and raconteur chats about his latest project—a land shark horror film, "Jowls." Is it the next "Jaws" or something truly revolutionary? Liam shares his passion for this "completely original" concept, despite some uncanny similarities to a certain Spielberg classic.Ray Mac's Trampoline Troubles: After some concerning behaviour involving a trampoline and a large breasted neighbour, Ray checks into the Dr. Brutus Himmler Institute of Psychiatology. We delve into the hilarious (and slightly disturbing) contents of his recent phone records.Oasis Reunion: With Oasis reuniting, Morgan Freedman reminisces about the wild days of the '90s with a cheeky poem, "Definitely Maybe," recounting backstage antics with the Gallagher brothers and Robbie Williams.Shark Facts & Puns Galore: From the terrifying speed of the shortfin mako to the bizarre reproductive habits of sharks, we dive into the deep with some fin-tastic facts..Support Independent Artists: Jorma gets real about the challenges of competing with corporate giants in the podcasting world. Hear why your support means everything to independent creators.Special Mentions: Big shoutout to Shark Magazine, Dr. Brutus Himmler, and our loyal listeners. Plus, find out how you can catch Jorma's latest film, "Dangerous Stranger," on Drama Pops on iPhones.Don't miss this episode packed with humour, nostalgia, and some seriously outlandish movie pitches. And remember, keep sharing the show on social media to help us keep the laughs coming!Hashtags/Keywords: #Britishcomedy IrishComedy #TrampolinePrankCall #JawsRemake #OasisReunion #LiamNeeson #PodcastHumour #IndependentCreators #SharkFacts #SharkPuns #ComedySketches #SupportIndie #LiamNeesonInterview #MorganFreedmanPoem #FuckJoeRogan #FuckTheBBCTRANSCRIPThttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1gplUY1hSYzBi8IZNABZ_ciZ6nxWMAf7qPoxnUZbzAD0/edit?usp=sharing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this laugh-packed episode of Talking Istanbullocks, the boys talk Istanbul cosmetic surgery and the dulcet tones of Morgan Freedman as he recites a poem on the curious trend of 'brieing'—yes, you heard that right, cheese takes centre stage in this ECSTATIC verse.Ray Mac brings True or False segment, where Willem Dafoe's willy plays a prominent part. The episode only gets funnier with a side-splitting sketch featuring Kaiden Stokes, who gets more than he bargained for when he invites a Native American guest to his Thanksgiving dinner. Expect awkward cultural misunderstandings, plenty of laughs, and a not-so-traditional holiday meal that takes an unexpected turn!Don't miss out on Honzie's Horoscopes and Psychic Predictions for August—where the future seems oddly familiar, and the stars have a wicked sense of humour. Tune in for a rollercoaster of comedy that covers everything from cheese rituals to offbeat astrology!#Britishcomedy #Irishcomedy #Brieing #MDMAinincheese #WillemDafoePenisSize #KaidenStokesWokeBloke #ComedySketch #IsThanksgivingRacist #SpoofHoroscopes #PsychicPredictions4oYou said: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In the latest entertaining episode of the Talking Istanbullocks Comedy Pubcast, Jorma Kirkko, pub raconteur par excellence, takes the stage solo, sharing some of his most entertaining stories and tackling a wide array of questions from listeners.School Days Shenanigans: Jorma takes a trip down memory lane, recounting giving his maths teacher a nervous breakdown as a not so innocent 12 year old.Revenge: How did a loose pair of ladders in Fife lead to a chain of events that culminated in German-sourced gay pornography?Is Turkey or Malaysia more insane to live n? Jorma reveals where he would most love to settle down and why.Fim Release Update.How Well Does He Know Morgan Freeman?Is The Show As Funny As It Used To Be? With a laugh, Jorma tackles the question of whether the creative well is running dry.Should Ray Seduce His Wife in a Mankini? In one of the more bizarre queries, Jorma advises Ray on whether this questionable fashion choice could spice things up at home.Should Talking Istanbullocks Focus More on People in the Pub?** Jorma considers whether the podcast should put more emphasis on its roots in the James Joyce Irish Pub.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AAdIgn2TbxGSyQgAH4btOs9puTHuRhNwBQb04Aqzbso/edit?usp=sharing#ComedyPodcast #BritishHumour #ListenerQandA #JormaKirkko #SchoolPranks #CarAccidentRevenge #MorganFreeman #BestPubStories #PodcastHumour #RevengePorn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome back to another sizzling edition of *Talking Istanbullocks*! Ray and Jorma cool each other down in the sweltering Turkish heat as they give you the funniest 45 minutes of your week.1. Introduction & BanterJorma Kirkko and Ray Mac kick off the show with their usual banter, chatting about the week that was, including Jorma's recent adventures in the film world. Between celebrity parties and the fun of the film set, while Ray still eagerly awaits his big break in 'scud flicks'2. Morgan Freedman's Comedy Poem: Raw DoggingYes, you heard it right! Morgan Freeman is back with another hilarious poem, this time at the request of Erling Haaland. The topic? The latest airplane trend – Raw Dogging. It's as absurd as it sounds, and Morgan delivers with his signature style. Written by Iggy Pop, David Bowie and Morgan FreedmanProduced by Jorma Kirkko3. Discussion on Raw Dogging The lads dive deep into the strange world of Raw Dogging. What started as a questionable in-flight activity has now become the topic of a riotous debate. Is it about simplicity, or just madness? 4. True or False Quiz – Olympic EditionGet ready for a special Olympics-themed quiz! Ray and Jorma test each other on some bizarre Olympic trivia, with plenty of laughs along the way. Who will come out on top this time?5. Donald Trump Sketch: Desert Island DramaIn a side-splitting sketch, Donald Trump and his talking dog, Chris, are still stranded on a desert island. But this time, they're visited by the one and only Marjorie Taylor Swift (no, not the pop star). Big news is on the horizon, but will it be enough to get them off the island? And what has Donald been doing without real women to have sex with for the last year and a half?Written and produced by Jorma KirkkoChris The Dog played by Jorma Kirkko6. Post of the WeekWe wrap things up with the Post of the Week, where Ray shares a joke about a duck walking into a pub. The punchline? You'll have to listen to find out!
Segments:Chinese Year of the Istanbullocks/ IntroductionFeatured Publication: Frog Log magazine, the amphibian conservation community's news source for all your trending amphibian news.What to expectMorgan Freedman Poem: The Rusty Sheriff's BadgeMorgan reads a poem about anuses, humorously titled "The Rusty Sheriff's Badge."True or FalseA fun quiz and banter segment, featuring quirky questions about Madonna's family, black cats and smearing dog poo on Liam Gallagher's DoorComedy SketchSexy celebrity chef Vagella Rickrocks oozes sex appeal and rhubarb compote but faces challenges from her naughty cat, Caroline.Criminal Minds - Psychiatology QuizRay undergoes comedy criminal profiling, adding a humorous twist to the profiling process.Kiss and TellAn amusing reader's letter about a dodgy date is shared and discussed.Post of the WeekA joke sent in by a listener is highlighted and celebrated.Description: "Join us for Episode 82 of Talking Istanbullocks! In this edition, Jorma Kirkko brings you a hilarious and diverse lineup of segments. We kick off with a rude poem by Morgan Freedman where he delights us with a humorously crafted poem, 'The Rusty Sheriff's Badge.'Test your knowledge with our True or False quiz, and enjoy the chaos as celebrity chef Vagella Rickrocks attempts to maintain her sexy, calm veneer while dealing with her mischievous cat, Caroline. Ray undergoes comedy criminal profiling in our Criminal Minds segment, and we share a laugh over a reader's dodgy date story in Kiss and Tell. Finally, we wrap up with the Post of the Week, featuring a joke sent in by one of our listeners.Brought to you by Frog Log magazine, your go-to source for all things amphibian. Despite Ray's absence, we promise you won't even notice he's not there! Tune in for laughs, banter, and a good time."#BritishComedy #ComedyPodcast #MorganFreemanPoem #IrishComedy #TrueOrFalseQuiz #NigellaLawsonParody #CriminalMinds #KissAndTell #PostOfTheWeek #FrogLogMagazineTRANSCRIPThttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1GtdMMAqQJ-gEV8z0RHykguDZIzfUNkC1BQliIypUk-8/edit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The boys are back in town!1. Welcome and Introduction:Hosts Jorma + Ray, are in their local juicer trying to bribe the staff with used underwear to play the All-Ireland final instead of the Olympics as they are reunited after a month. This week's guest publication is Health and Efficiency, the culture magazine for nudists.2. Thrift Shop by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis (Featuring Joe Biden)Joe Biden's heartfelt rap about his resignation, why Kamala Harris would be a better president than Donald Trump and his love of slippers.3. Celebrity True or False Quiz: Kicking off with Sylvester Stallone the chat soon descends into Ray's love of Milk Maid Magazine and his ambitions to set up a softcore magazine called 'Swank'.4. Honzie's HoroscopesSouth Africa's premier bogus astrolomer delivers horoscopes for Canceleos (July birthdays) as he hasn't been given the budget to do Cancer and Leo separately.Eerily shocking and accurate psychic predictions for the month of July including school closures and why you should avoid Bangladesh this summer holiday5. Listener Engagement:Encouragement for listeners to subscribe, follow, and share our YouTube channel6. Post of The WeekAn intrigung crime story about a man who was sensationally banned from the countryside after being caught 'interfering' with tractors.Additional Notes:Listeners are invited to contribute poems for Morgan Freedman to read.Encouragement to check out the podcast's YouTube channel for sketches and more comedic content.This show uses AI voices#ComedyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #JoeBidenresigns #Banter #IstanbulComedy #Funny #TractorSex #HoroscopePredictions #HealthAnd Efficiency #SuffolkGazzette #HumorAndSatire #MustListenPodcast #ComedyVarietyShowTRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TJ-w22vJ4gTWqM5Myi8gYbfMlRs2M4pK5pJbqN8FKKM/edit?usp=sharingSocial Media:Subscribe on YouTubeFollow and interact on social media platforms for more updates and behind-the-scenes content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week the boys are proud to have a self-penned song by Gareth Southgate, join a serial killer for dinner - but Who's Doing The Dishes? Meanwhile, an Irishman who's had a vasectomy tries to get two lesbians pregnant for a whole year and the lads talk about the pain of losing a pet. Guest Sponsor: Furry Female Magazine.Song: Dry Your Eyes Mate (Gareth Southgate) written and performed by The Streets and Jorma KirkkoSketch: Written by Jamie T. Murphy and Jorma Kirkko. Starring: Jamie T. Murphy, Jorma Kirkko, Joan O'Ruairc, Harold Shipman and Valerie RichardsThis podcast uses AI and may depict certain events that are purely fictitious.#britishcomedy #irishcomedy #comedypodcast #garethsoutgatesong #mikeskinner #who'sdoingthedishesparody #haroldshipmansketch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this sunny summer special, Jorma and Jamie T. Murphy try (more or less successfully) to avoid politics and sport, while Ray, takes a well-earned break. The lads discuss why nobody should be exempt from having the piss taken out of them and probably too much information about removing ball hair from Jamie's mansion and a Venetian Harbour in Crete.HighlightsMorgan Freeman Poem - Canadian WaxingKing Charles discusses hereditary illness with Meghan and Harry (sketch)Tribute to Ray Mac: song about 80's eroticaA Middle England woman gets arrested at a jam-making festival (sketch)Kiss and Tell - Ray and Jorma discuss a dodgy dogging date (reader's letter)Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke lectures a happy mother on how to bring up her child ethically (sketch)Listen to Jamie's Podcast on Mental Health: https://shows.acast.com/ya-alrite-hunAll sketches and songs/jingles written and produced by Jorma Kirkko. Voices provided by Valerie Richards, Joan O'Ruairc, Duncan Chesley, Jorma KirkkoSpecial thanks to Jamie T. Murphy, Ray Mac, Eamon McAndrew#britishcomedy #irishcomedy #podcast #takingthepiss #JamieTMurphy #YaAlrightHunPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In today's show special guests, comedy-writer and musician Jamie T. Murphy and bookshop owner, Wally O'Neill talk about how they help people suffering from addictions, mental health and homelessness in their home-town of Wexford, while the politicians do nothing.The pair are launching their own podcast next week, 'Ya alright Hun?' where people tell their real-life stories of mental illness and addiction in their families. Jamie and Wally are chalk and cheese but are both heroes in their community and riveting and hilarious guests.This week's sketch is Gareth Southgate and Rishi Sunak performing Lose Yourself by Eminem.#britishcomedy #irishhumour #redbookswexford #jamietmurphy #wallyoneill #mentalhealthcharity #southgateout #sunakout #comedysong #Eminemripoff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1. Welcome and Introduction:Hosts Jorma + Ray, dressed in their summer finest, kick off the episode from their favourite local pub. Jorma is sporting a string vest reminiscent of Onslow from "Keeping Up Appearances," while Ray flaunts an off-the-shoulder Prada number as they sip Pimms + Lemonade + Roofies and Baileys.2. Chickpeas and Rat BoysChickpea Magazine - your go-to source for all things hummus and falafel related. ‘Fuller Than a Bowl At A Bulimics All You Can Eat Buffet'Introduction to the trending term "Ratboy Summer," the latest viral fashion trend on TikTok.3. Morgan Freedman's Poem - "Ratboy Summer":Morgan Freedman humorously navigates the absurdity of TikTok, particularly focusing on the emergence of "Ratboy" chic.The poem delves into the shift from traditional handsome guys like Gary Cooper to the new trend of ratboys, providing a satirical commentary on societal trends, ending with a humorous plea for compassion and common sense in romantic pursuits.4. Ratboy discussion – a Welsh BAFTA nomination for Morgan Freeman?Ray nominates Morgan for a Welsh BAFTA.Poetry requests from listeners to talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com5. Listener Engagement:Encouragement for listeners to subscribe, follow, and share the podcast on various platforms.Special mention of the rising listener base in Malaysia.6. True or False Quiz: The Reproductive Lives Of Bees and David BeckhamFun and quirky segment packed with fun facts and banter.7. Community Spotlight – ‘Are You Alright Hon?'Red Books in Wexford, Ireland, run by Wally O'Neill. is more than a bookshop; it's a community hub offering workshops, writing courses, live music, and also support homeless and mental health initiatives.Upcoming podcast "Are You Alright Hon?" presented by Wally and regular contributor to Talking Istanbullocks, Jamie T. Murphy, focusing on personal stories about addiction, homelessness, and mental health.8. Bogus Horoscope and Psychic Predictions for the month of June with Honzie Curley:Honzie returns with his monthly horoscopes and suspiciously accurate psychic predictions for June.9. Post of the Week:A humorous joke about a duck, self-identifying as a plasterer.10. Final Thoughts and Outro:Ray and Jorma wrap up the episode with light-hearted banter and reminders for listener interaction and engagement.Additional Notes:Listeners are invited to contribute poems for Morgan Freedman to read.Encouragement to check out the podcast's YouTube channel for sketches and more comedic content.This show uses AI voices#ComedyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #RatboySummer #Banter #IstanbulComedy #Funny#WexfordBooks #HoroscopePredictions #ViralTrends #TikTokFashion #HumorAndSatire #MustListenPodcast #ComedyVarietyShowTRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Anka0iEBcAqPg8zW5MJvRX_C5aTQnNallLx_tlcbR7w/editSocial Media:Subscribe on YouTubeFollow and interact on social media platforms for more updates and behind-the-scenes content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
"Funnier than Jonathan Ross" - Graham Norton.The belly laughs are back in this summer variety show as Ray and Jorma drink gin with various vegetable surprises in conjunction with Pakistan Textile JournalChinese Year of the Talking Istanbullocks: Introduction and Ray gets a sensual foot massage from an Aussie farmer called BruceIs The New American Dream: A poem by Morgan Freeman. Morgan talks about how hopeless the two geriatric presidential candidates, Biden and Trump are and drops a revealing hint about Clint Eastwood's recent embarrassing hospital visit.Aging Presidents discussion: Sharks, Electric boats and Morgan Freeman's age.Plugging the YouTube channel: Talking Istanbullocks Comedy. Being accused of being an NPC by a little bollix and not understanding internet slang.True or False: Test your knowledge of boybands and rhyming slang for haemorrhoids (piles).Mock The Woke (COMEDY SKETCH) Kaiden Stokes, the overly woke bloke, tries to order a pint of ''Guinness Beer'' from Greg, the slightly autistic bartender, who mistakes him for a Trip Advisor inspector. Greg tries to be ''accommodating and friendly'' and Kaiden ends up in a spot of bother with the police after he flashes some dollars around in a red light district.Blackmilkshake Post of the Week: Which human organ becomes ten times bigger when it's stimulated? Preview and Shout OutsTRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ROCe-4pODCDpFoGLVz4J6cGPagEEYMLNv-pnKKmzpOs/edit?usp=sharingJoin us for another riotous episode filled with satire, slapstick, and clever comedy. If you enjoy the show, don't forget to share it with your friends and leave us a rating!#ComedyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #GinAndTonicCucumber #hilariouspodcast #youngatheart #MockTheWoke #BidenOrTrump #MorganFreemanPoetry #PodcastHumour #TalkingIstanbullocksYouTubeChannel #TimHallam #PakistanTextileJournal #hilariouspodcast #funnierthanjonathanross Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this steamy and sultry episode from a tropical Istanbul, Jorma and Ray bring you a blend of hilarity and unexpected twists in a show brought to you in conjunction with American Bitch magazineChinese Year of the Talking Istanbullocks: Introduction and Ray explains how he allegedly got a hole in his jorts. Ink On Ugly: A poem by Morgan Freeman. Morgan talks yachts, emergency workers and questions the wisdom of body art with his signature wit.Tattoo discussion: Jorma makes a bold comment on Shakira and Chardonnay's parentsPlugging the YouTube channel: Talking Istanbullocks ComedyTrue or False: Test your knowledge on Jerry Hall, Geri Halliwell, Mick Jagger and Bryan Ferry and a nice story about Balinese hospitality and were the Rolling Stones paedophiles?Nigel Farage General Erection: A sketch where Nigel goes on the campaign trail in Lickey End and misunderstands a middle-aged woman's ''invitation to Lickey End'' as he causes. Blackmilkshake Post of the Week: The boys read the funniest and most outrageous listener submissions, including a humorous story involving a priest and some unexpected reactions during a church massSpecial Thanks: Shout-outs to our loyal listeners and an awkward thanks to the fantastic Joan O'RuaircTRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OdlELg1u5rknzfvgaPhM5gcjTdGmEGBn9OkmCagkTuA/editJoin us for another uproarious episode filled with satire, slapstick, and clever comedy. If you enjoy the show, don't forget to share it with your friends and leave us a rating!#ComedyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #TattooFails #hilariouspodcast #youngatheart #NigelFarageMilkshake #NigelFarageSexScandal #MorganFreemanPoetry #PodcastHumour #TalkingIstanbullocksYouTubeChannel #JoanO'Ruairc #AmericanBitch #hilariouspodcast #youngatheart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
''The funniest podcast in heaven or on earth'' – Pope Francis Comedy variety and chat from a sunny Istanbul. #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #JormaKirklo #RayMac #MorganFreemanPoem HabsburgChins #JesusSketch #TrueOrFalseQuiz #BeingJohnMalkovich #JohnMalkovichSchoolBusDriver #SuperMacsVsMcDonalds #PodcastBanter #JobCentreSketch #MattSmithUgly #WelshBaftas #JesusUnemployed #ALittleIrishMathsTest #DirtyTreeAndATurd #PodcastInTurkey #IstanbulComedy #IrishCountdown #WasThatJeremyBeadle Transcripthttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1MjvqhpJePReDBQ4grirxR16L1MKMCbZNt164EzkWte4/edit Episode Highlights 1. Introduction - Introduction to the episode by Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac. - Mention of sponsors, Vaticanum - 'the most a-peeling magazine for potato storers' 2. Episode Highlights and chatDiscussion about Ray eating ice lollies and communion wafers in a deck chair with underpants on his headScrambling eggs on Ray's stomachSexy Beast (movie)True or False QuizMorgan Freeman poemJesus Sketch 3. Morgan Freeman Funny PoemMorgan Freeman reads his poem "The Habsburg Jaw," requested by Australian historian, Kim Phillips. Incest, chins and Game of ThronesJimmy Hill's Chin4. True or False Quiz and chatJohn Malkovich Bus Driver?Liam Neeson in Michael CollinsWho has the right to use the word Big Mac?Getting served lasagna by Cyclops 5. Jesus In The Job Centre SKETCH* What work have you done before Jesus?* I suppose I am a Christian* I've not worked really for 2000 years* Was that fucking Jeremy Beadle? 6. Post of the WeekIrish Countdown 7. Thanks and Closing Credits - Closing remarks, credits, and thank-yous to contributors and sponsors Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
''The funniest podcast of all time with the two funniest lads'' - Eamonn Holmes.Comedy variety and chat from a sunny Istanbul.#ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #JormaKirklo #RayMac #MorganFreemanPoem #SpoofHoroscopes #FakePsychic #TrueOrFalseQuiz #AnimalFacts #FantasticMrFox #PodcastBanter #LieDetectorTest #RectalPolygraph #Marmite #Psychiatology #NickiMinaj #EamonHolmes #PsychicPredictions #PodcastInTurkey #IstanbulComedyTranscripthttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1SQNpkbRxew8NS0Yrimu9_DM51ZouDCJsCXNwsBO9H68/editEpisode Highlights1. Introduction - Introduction to the episode by Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac. - Mention of sponsors, James Joyce Irish Pub and Potato Storage International Magazine - 'the most a-peeling magazine for potato storers'2. Episode Highlights and chatDiscussion about Ray stepping in dogshit while wearing sandalsPsychiatology - Ray takes the rectal polygraph test to discuss his hyper-sexual urges for Dr. Brutus HimmlerHoroscopes and Pscyhic Predictions for MayPost of the WeekTrue or False QuizMorgan Freeman poem3. Morgan Freeman Funny PoemMorgan Freeman reads his poem "The Human Atom," requested by a listener. Dealing with not understanding physics and falling off horsesDiscussion about horses with moustaches4. True or False Quiz and chatGerman word for fox is Fuchs - for Fuchs sake!Fantastic Mr. Fox by Roald DahlMeryl Strep...er...Streep...Stripper?5. Psychic Predictions with Honzie - Honzie's horoscopes and psychic predictions for the month of May.Eamon Holmes, Manchester United, Nicki Minaj6. Dr. Brutus Himmler Rectal Polygraph on RayRay undergoes some painful psychiatologyWe've no KY Jelly - only MarmiteRay's innermost erotic thoughts come to lightResidential Therapy Required9. YouTube Channel Promotion - Promotion of the podcast's YouTube channel and recent uploads.10. Post of the Weeka genie gives a man a wish and he gets a 30cm tall piano player by mistake11. hanks and Closing Credits - Closing remarks, credits, and thank-yous to contributors and sponsors. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
''The funniest 30-40 minutes of your week'' - Liam NeesonFor the transcript please click here:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1z2tPDLkDshWsRGAzX_nFp8g0eEXCZ8OW/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=112544040379232077039&rtpof=true&sd=trueEpisode Highlights:1. "The Chinese Year of the Istanbullocks" - Intro* Jorma and Ray kick off the show with humorous anecdotes, including Ray's hilarious recount of applying Canestan and Trabacort creams to treat a yeast infection.* Shoutout to "De-worming World Magazine" for sponsoring the episode, bringing humor to the subject of pet parasite control.2. Morgan Freeman's Poem: - A weekly feature where Morgan Freeman reads an original poem requested by David from Kildare on a topic requested by a listener. This week's poem, "Climate Change by Morgan Freeman," reflects on the changing weather patterns and their impact on his mood.* Call for listeners to send in their poetry requests to talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com.3. True or False Segment: * Mozart making fun of a singer he disliked, mispronouncing Mozart and how Germans are obsessed with poo4. Sketch: Woke Bloke Kaiden Stokes Tries To Cancel Culture At The British Library * Kaiden Stokes threatens to burn lots of children's classics such as The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Robin Hood but accidentally gets caught out when his mobile phone reveals he has been watching porn in the toilets.5. Segment: Kiss and Tell: * The boys help a female listener decide whether to continue with a relationship, involving a man with a "Lord of the Rings" fantasy.6. Post of the Week: * Joke sent in to Blackmilkshake Facebook page, the podcast's sister project.7. Closing: * Encouragement for listeners to subscribe, download past episodes, and share with friends. * Reminder to send in poetry requests and interact with the show.#TalkingIstanbulllocksPodcast#WeirdBedrooomBehaviour#IstanbulComedy#MorganFreemanPoem#Funny#DeWormingWorldMagazine#KissAndTell#PostOfTheWeek#MozartTrivia#MispronouncingMozart#WokeParody#WokeCulture#CancelCulture#CancellingChildrensBooks#BritishLibrarySketch#GettingCaughtMasturbating#GlobalWarming#IstanbulWeatherCall to Action:- Subscribe on your favourite podcast app.- Download and share past episodes.- Send poetry requests to talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Could Trump really have a body double? Donald Trump's court behaviour is suspicious but could the real Donald be hiding on a desert island with Chris the Dog, getting updates via satellite phone from Marjorie Taylor Swift?We dive into the bizarre world of Kristi Noem, the notorious pet contract killer and how Alanis Morisette ironically doesn't understand irony and other annoying song lyrics. How many words can Des'ree possibly get to rhyme with 'most' before her career is toast or before we mention Dolly Parton's Greatest 'Its #DonaldTrumpSketch #BodyDouble #LostOnADesertIsland #KristiNoem #SongLyrics #DollyParton #ComedyPodcast #IstanbulPodcast #Banter #MorganFreemanPoetry #MarjorieTaylorGreenParody #KlanMom #AlanisMorisette #TalkingIstanbullockYouTube #IstanbulPodcastSummary:Chinese New Year of The Talking Istanbullocks: ''the magazine that trains young men to not wear underpants under their jeans and knock at bored housewive's doors to do essential repairs''; Bob Guccione Junior - Guns n RosesMorgan Freeman: ''Silk Pajamas and Spanking by Morgan Freeman'', ''Donald farts in court, his orange head with disdain shakes,As he dines on Filet-O-Fish,Big Macs and milkshakes.'', ''Stay away from under 40's and women in porn,No matter how much they might give you the horn.''Donald Trump: Agent Orange. Clan Mom calling. Listen very carefully. I shall say this only once.Donald: What do you say?Marjorie Taylor: I said ‘I shall say this only once'.Donald: No. Not that bit. The Asian Orange thing. I don't get it Marjorie.Marjorie Taylor Swift: Donald! You're not supposed to use my name in case the cabal is listening in. You're AGENT Orange.True or False Quiz: Worst song lyrics ever - Alanis Morisette; Dolly Parton cover; Des'ree, Agadoo - Black LaceWatch our YouTube Channel: Talking IstanbullocksPost Of The Week: Funny jokeThat's All Folks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In the outrageous 70th episode we celebrate as a seedy Irish farmer attempts to have his collection of vintage soft-porn magazines valued on The Antiques Roadshow, and discuss Eurovision and enjoy a doleful Irish folk song with a surprisingly rude theme.#TalkingIstanbullocks #VintageErotica #Eurovisionbanter #AntiquesRoadshowComedySketch #ComedyPodcast #IrishFolk #70Episodes #ChristyMooreRipOff #RudeSong Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The boys compare tigers' and Donald Trump's eating habits; discuss Kate Bush choreography; Morgan Freeman is fired from a commercial he did for the Egyptian Tourist Board for offering ''Egypt, like nostalgia and kids' TV just isn't what it used to be''. Meanwhile Liam Neeson pops in to discuss his latest rom-com script, Glove Actually, that sounds somewhat familiar and then he sulks when he gets a call from Spielberg AND realises he's forgotten his sandwiches.Episode SummaryChinese New Year Of The IstanbullocksSponsored by Reader's Wives Magazine: Finding your neighbour in the nip and Turkish hospitality from James Joyce Irish Pub, IstanbulMorgan Freeman Poem: The Ancient Sands of Egypt - The Egyptian Tourist Board fire Morgan for his poem - 'It's not an easy place to visit these days, It's especially bad for women and gays, Cairo's crowded, dirty and dangerous for driversi But go to the coasts and you'll find it nicer' - Is Turkey nicer than Egypt? - Send your poetry request to Morgan at talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com'Subscribe, Share and Comment- Talking Istanbullocks YouTube Channel - Kaiden Stokes 'The Really Woke Bloke' video.Celebrity True or False: 'From Willie to Bush' * Kate Bush true or False * Welsh Bafta * 'I'm partial to a bit of Bush' * Tigers Tongues are sharper than women's * This is a family show * Donald Trump is another large orange animal * What Donald Trump has for dinner * Eye of the TigerLiam Neeson Interview: * Spielberg hasn't confirmed * With Bill Nighy at the zoo * Germans have silly accents * Glove Actually * Haven't had a woman for over eight days * Four Weddings and a fucking Funeral * Liam was never in Love Actually* I have a particular set of skills * Can you say prozzies anymore?Blackmilkshake Post of the Week - joke sent in to comedy Facebook page *Not everyone who shites on you is your enemy End Credits: Next week a song about 80's erotica * request for Morgan Freeman poems and Kiss and Tell Stories to talkingistnbullocks@gmail.com'No animals or copyright were violated during the making of this podcast' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Morgan Freeman gives his opinion on Matt Barr, the man with the biggest penis in Britain; Honzie delivers April's horoscopes and a racing tip while Ray tells Jorma about his favourite willie: Willie Nelson and an arse ticklers club. This show is sponsored by James Joyce Irish Pub, Istanbul and Spick And Span Magazine#ComedySketches #Banter #MattBarr #BritainsBiggestPenis #WillieNelson #SizeIsntEverything #MorganFreeManPoetry #AprilHoroscopes #Honzie #JamesJoyceIrishPubIstanbul #SpickAndSpan #ArseTicklers #JeffWode'Episode SummaryChinese New Year Of The IstanbullocksSponsored by Spick and Span Magazine: Ray's 80's erotica cupboard and shenanigans in James Joyce Irish Pub, IstanbulMorgan Freeman Poem: Size Isn't Everything - Jeff Wode 'better in their general life and 'he's much better in our sex life and in our general life' - Cat Deeley and Ben Shepherd discuss Matt Barr's Penis - twelve inches - Academy Awards - John Thomas - This Morning TV showIt's not what you've got, it's where you stick it - Talking Istanbullocks YouTube Channel - Kaiden Stokes 'The Really Woke Bloke' video, Gladiator parody videoCelebrity True or False: Willie Nelson's Black Belt * Karate/Kung Fu * Jorma's Willie Nelson in the woods story * A Cross Joint 'what your grandchildren will be smoking in the future' * Roofies and Baileys * 'Willie gets the horn * Shotgun Willie' * 'Willie thinks he's hard' * KY Jelly * who Willie Nelson worked with * 'I love Willie' *ThespiansHonzie's Horoscopes for April: South African bogus astonomer * a rat in my kitchen * horse racing tips * Grand Nation * Gladiator homage * I am Maximus * James Earl Ray * Jack Nicholas vs Jack NicholsonBlackmilkshake Post of the Week - joke sent in to comedy Facebook page * Arse Ticklers Istanbul * Putting a rubber on the end of your stick *End Credits: Liam Neeson interview next week * request for Morgan Freeman poems and Kiss and Tell Stories to talkingistnbullocks@gmail.com'No animals or copyright were violated during the making of this podcast' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The boys delve into the fascinating world of jiggy-jiggy giraffe style; Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke clashes with a pregnant woman over gender-neutral baby raising; a Cretan bar owner experiments with seaside camel rides; Morgan Freeman talks about the dangers of hayfever and diarrhoea while a man with no balls finds his dream job.#TalkingIstanbullocks #AreGıraffesGay #GenderNeutralParenting #WokeParody #CamelBeachBar #MorganFreemanPoetry #SneezingWithDiarrhoea #ComedyPodcast #Banter #Istanbulpodcast #WokeBloke #FunnyPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Liam Neeson reveals his latest screenplay and becomes quite defensive when it is suggested that The Carusos is even remotely similar to The Sopranos despite the blatantly obvious parallels.Meanwhile, in an animal-themed show, the boys talk ducks' toilet habits, being goosed by a monkey and the lustful nature of lionesses.If you enjoy the show, please share this link on your social media and subscribe to our YouTube channel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuQblo44a34&t=35s# ComedyPodcast #JormaAndRay #SopranosSatire #LiamNeesonParody #Comedyskits #Spoofvideos #RemakingTheSopranos #LiamNeesonInterview #amilliondownloads #EnricoCaruso Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Morgan Freeman shares his disappointment with Turkish breakfasts, Ray takes aim at Jorma's aging process after a knee injury leaves him hobbling. The boys delve into the riveting topics of stalking and the cleverness of crocodiles while music lover Ray appears not to know what a bass guitar is.Sketch: 'Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke' tries to report a crime leading to unexpected consequences...Kiss and Tell: A listener shares a tale of a potential boyfriend who kept spreadsheets on their compatibility, and... her bra size.Good Skills!#TalkingIstanbullocks #WokeReportingCrime #OriginalComedySketches #TurkishBreakfast #AgingWoes #StalkingHumour #CrocodileCleverness #ComedyPodcast #SketchComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Morgan Freeman forgets to take his wife on his wedding anniversary trip, and bemoans the cleaning up of Benidorm and laments how Sticky Cicky, the legendary stripper would be turning in her grave about the fact that she couldn't pop those ping pong balls in 2024Meanwhile, the Welsh BAFTA debate rages on between Ray and Jorma and in the Lickey End Chronicles, Norma doesn't expect that her latest village spat will be adjudicated by none other than John Watne, The Duke himself.#comedypodcast #comedysketches #Benidorm #StickyVicky #WelshBAFTA #LickeyEndSketch #JohnWayneParody #MorganFreemanParody #funny #banter #ComedyForOver40s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Morgan sets the record straight on the Irish PM and does some general housekeeping.#comedy #originalcomedy #podcast #comedyforover40s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Join us for the best of high-brow and low-brow humour as Morgan Freedman reads a well-meaning if slightly sexist ode to women. Meanwhile the boys discuss Cockhandler's Magazine - the very best in rooster and poultry care. As the debate rages on about the superiority of Oscars or Welsh Baftas, Donald Trump receives some surprisingly good news from Marjorie Taylor Swift, while Honzie delivers March horoscopes that he definitely has not copied and pasted from a January magazine.^Comedy #Comedysketches #banter #MorganFreedmanPoetry #HighBrowHumour #LowBrowHumour #LeoVaradkarWife #CockhandlersMagazine #RoosterCare #WelshBaftas #Oscars #DonaldTrumpNews #MarjorieTaylorSwift #MarchHoroscopes #ComedyPodcast #HonziesHoroscopes #GoodSkills Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week's Talking Istanbullocks has a star-studded lineup and a touch of poetic procrastination.Liam Neeson's Book Banter: Liam Neeson drops by to chat to Jorma about his latest book, 'That Man', but things take a shirty turn when Jorma draws parallels to a very well-known story. Tune in for the unexpected twists and a bit of literary banter.Ray's Hemingway Homage: Ray dives into the world of Hemingway, discussing his love of fishing and a unique appreciation for the oldest profession in the world.Morgan Freedman's Procrastination Poem: resident poet, Morgan, takes the mic to share his latest poetic creation on the art of procrastination. A masterpiece or a procrastination in itself?https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-ilona-during-cancer-journey/donationsJoin us for a blend of celebrity interviews, literary musings, and the very best of high- and low-brow humour on Talking Istanbullocks.Good Skills!#TalkingIstanbullocks #ComedyPodcast #OriginalComedyMaterial #Parody #LiamNeesonInterview #LiteraryBanter #HemingwayHomage #ProcrastinationPoem #MorganFreemanpoem #ComedyForOver40s #Misgendering #Prostitutes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this episode Morgan Freedman tells us about his erotic holiday gone wrong in Canada with his wife, the boys talk Coronation Street of yesteryear and Ray has his regular 'probing' from the renowned psychiatologist, Dr. Brutus Himmler unfortunately Jorma has forgotten the vaseline but thank goodness for a nice bit of Branston Pickle in the fridge!https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-ilona-during-cancer-journey/donations#TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreemanPoetry # Comedysketches #CanadianHairRemoval #CoronationStreetNostalgia #Psychiatology #RectalPolygraph #ComedyPodcast #BranstonPickleRemedies #TossingTheSalad Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The boys pay a heartfelt tribute to their DJ hero and inspiration for this show, the legendary Steve Wright. Amid the nostalgia, they take a phone call from a missing colleague who is locked up on Robben Island. Meanwhile, in Lickey End, England's Weirdest Village, Norma's competitive streak results in her arrest after a punch-up with a Liberal Democrat in a village jam-making contest. Laughs, tributes, and unexpected twists await on Talking Istanbullocks!#TalkingIstanbullocks #SteveWrightTribute #RadioMagic #Banter #ComedyPodcast #RobbenIsland #VillageJamCompetition #ComedySkits #LickeyEnd #ComedyPodcast #JoanORuairc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this hilarious Valentine's special, Morgan Freeman's well-intentioned romantic gestures go awry. Donald Trump and Joe Biden's cognitive test rivalry takes an unexpected turd, turn witnessed with horror by Barack Obama and Chris the Dog. Plus, a listener shares a comical tale of still being questioned about a non-existent tryst from 25 years ago with e girl claiming to be allergic to the bery essence of love. Love, laughs, and political pooping await as Ray and Jorma talk the finest Istanbullocks!#Comedy #TalkingIstanbullocks #ValentinesSpecial #PoliticalShowdown #MorganFreemanMishaps #JoeBiden #DonaldTrump #ComedyPodcast #ValentinesLaughs #Parody #ComedySketches Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Talking Istanbullocks, takes you on a ride where Greg in reception has to fulfil Kevin Spacey's somewhat ‘unusual' breakfast requests and our resident poet, Morgan Freedman slickly shifts from civil rights to a lustful political summit. And from political bills to splitting bills, Jorma and Ray debate the economics of meal-deal dating at Wetherspoons – what can you really expect for 9.79? And how important is a plural ‘s'?Tune in for tulips (or was that two lips), laughter and lust from the world's favourite comedy variety show in a Turkish pub.#TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreemanparody #PoliticalLust #MichelleONeill ‘EmmaLittlePengelly #DodgyDates #KevinSpaceySketch #RickAstley #RickRolling #ShitsAndGiggles #ComedyPodcast #UnexpectedHumor #ComedySketches #ComedyPoem Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
''I remember thinking I was so incredibly special when I was given a ride in Bill Cosby's limo back in 84.''Morgan Freeman talks internet addiction, King Charles and Meghan find common ground and Ray and Jorma clash over whether David Attenborough is really dead or not and in Kiss and Tell the boys discuss the ethics of Facebook stalking.#Comedy #OriginalComedy #RoyalFamilyParody #CharlesMeghanHarry #DigitalAddiction #BBCRadioOneHistory #TonyBlackburnCatchphrase, #Banter #MorganFreemanParody #BillCosbyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/11pKNKj4uhMSDSZCnAhqIbSref9oYOZmuY8yiqornswY/edit?usp=sharing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome, Shakers, to a fur-filled episode of Talking Istanbullocks, where the jokes are barking madBrace yourselves for a tale of unexpected canine escapades as an Alsatian finds himself in a rather compromising situation involving a sandal. It's a doggie story you won't hear on the evening news.Love is in the air, but so is mischief. Join us as a woman expecting a romantic blind date finds herself face-to-face with a penniless man and his voracious dog. It's a picnic she won't soon forget!Morgan Freedman takes the mic to deliver an impassioned poem about a humble delight - fish fingers. Prepare for verses that elevate the frozen delicacy to poetic heights.The man himself, Russell Crowe, breaks his silence on the shocking use of a deep fake version of him used by a Maltese property company this weel. He vows vengeance, not just in the next life but in this one too. Are you not entertained?Join us for a howling good time as we navigate through doggie dramas, deceptive deals, and poetic ponderings. It's an episode that promises laughs, intrigue, and a touch of canine chaos.#TalkingIstanbullocks #RussellCroweScam #DoggieDrama #FishFingerPoetry #PropertyScandal #DeepFakeVengeance #ComedyPodcast #MalteseMischief #MorganFreemanParody #funny Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Enjoy more giggles with Talking Istanbullocks!Highlights:Ray's Restroom Rituals: Ray spills the details on his quirky lavatorial habits, from excessive sanitization to creative preparations to dodge the dreaded splashback.Morgan Freedman's Poetic Slip: A heartfelt yet cringeworthy poem about racial intolerance as he mistakenly assumes Yoko Ono is Korean.Love and Intrigue: A listener shares a gripping tale of love tinged with suspicion. Is her newfound romance leading her into a drug deal and what do pineapple and unicorn emojis mean?Film Funnies and French Antics: Ray's film recommendation adds cinematic flair, while Jorma recounts the challenges of playing a sex-pest French soldier in an upcoming Turkish war film.Horoscopes and Wisdom: Honzie's January horoscopes bring South African charm, and he suggests alternative therapy for women seeking 'self-improvement.' Wisdom or wackiness? Tune in to find out!Good skills!#TalkingIstanbullocks #RestroomRevelations #MorganFreedmanPoetry #LoveAndIntrigue #FilmFunnies #SpoofHoroscopes #ComedyPodcast #AlternativeTherapy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome to the debut episode of Talking Istanbullocks! In this rollicking ride through the world of dating, we've got a lineup that's bound to tickle your funny bone.Morgan Freedman kicks off the show with a poetic twist. Get ready for "Swipe Left for No," a Tinder-inspired poem that'll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe reconsider your dating app choices.But that's not all – we're thrilled to introduce a brand-new feature: "Kiss and Tell." Listeners spill the beans on your first-date adventures, and we'll weigh in on whether it's a sweet smooch or a cheeky prank. First up, we have Brian from Spalding, who forgot his date's name but thinks a Starbucks outing might fix things. Will she buy it? We're placing our bets!And in an unexpected turn, Donald Trump gives an interview to a Norwegian journalist. Curious about how a dog works and why he's chosen one as chief of staff? The answers are as unpredictable as Trump himself.Join us for laughs, love, and a touch of political paw-spective on Talking Istanbullocks – Good skills!**#TalkingIstanbullocks #DatingDilemma #KissAndTell #SwipeLeftForNo #TinderPoetry #ComedyPodcast #DonaldTrumpInterview #FirstDateFunnies #MorganFreemanHumor #IstanbulLaughs #PodcastDebut #GoodSkills Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this festive finale before the grand rebrand to "Talking Istanbullocks," Ray undergoes a Christmas psychiatology probing by none other than Dr. Brutus Himmler. The pressing question: Does Ray need to check back into the clinic after Kevin Spacey and Huw Edwards have checked out? Brace yourselves for the yuletide psychoanalysis that will leave you in stitches.Meanwhile, our ever-charming cleaner, Greg, reflects on a year rife with bizarre involuntary celebrity sexual encounters with celebrities and takes us time travelling through 2023. Will 2024 bring Greg a different kind of year? All he needs to do is avoid the Roofies and BaileysThe boys delve into the spirit of Christmas, sharing their hilarious takes on the season and Morgan Freedman adds a touch of literary elegance with a seasonal poem about a family Christmas, infusing the episode with heartwarming sentiments and a dash of poetic brilliance.Join us for the final episode under the Blackmilkshake banner as we bid adieu to 2023 with laughs, revelations, and a touch of holiday cheer. Next year, it's a new era with "Talking Istanbullocks." Stay tuned!Good skills and Merry Christmas!
In this special episode, we're joined by the incredibly talented 17-year old singer-songwriter, Michael Moloney. From his debut on the Late Late Show Toy Show at just 14 to sharing the stage at this summer's Electric Picnic, Michael is making waves in Ireland's music scene, while still navigating secondary school.Michael talks about doing a surprise duet with his hero on live TV, Christmas, and how to balance a musical career with school and he keeps grounded while he soars. and he might even play us a song or two.#TeenSensation #MichaelMoloneyInterview #MusicJourney #DermotKennedy #TheLateLateShow #PodcastInterview #GoodSkills Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Celebrate the show's 50th episode with irresistible hot topics including:· The origins of Santa Claus· Spitting in a drink and rejecting violence· Mr. Putin's socks· The perks of being a postman· Chris Rea's Mini· Holiday horoscopes for modern-day Mary and JosephsFeaturing Morgan Freedman's poetry, Norma and Betty's Lickey End Christmas special, True or False and a tribute to Shane McGowan.#Episode50 #Funny #TalkingIstanbullocks #SantaClausOrigins #SpittingWisdom #RejectViolence #PutinSocks #PostmanPerks #ChrisReaMini #HolidayHoroscopes #MorganFreemanPoetry #GeorgeRRMartin #LickeyEndChristmas #TrueOrFalse #ShaneMcGowanTribute #ComedyPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Celebrate the show's 50th episode with irresistible hot topics including:· The origins of Santa Claus· Spitting in a drink and rejecting violence· Mr. Putin's socks· The perks of being a postman· Chris Rea's Mini· Holiday horoscopes for modern-day Mary and JosephsFULL EPISODE OUT AT 4.30PM Thursdat 7th December (GMT)Featuring Morgan Freedman's poetry, Norma and Betty's Lickey End Christmas special, True or False and a tribute to Shane McGowan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode Summary:1) Ever wondered about John Bobbit's wild tales? We cut to the chase, dissecting the hilariously infamous John Thomas saga! #BobbitSaga #CutToTheChase2) Get ready to laugh with Matt Nagin's comedy rap, "Illest MC," exploring the funny side of battling Crohn's Disease for thirty years. A dose of humor for every gut! #CrohnsComedyRap #IllestMC3) Join us for a royal breakfast with King Charles, Meghan, and Harry, where debates on white privilege, boiled eggs and knobbly knees take centre stage. A regal morning with a side of controversy! #RoyalBreakfastDebates #BoiledEggDilemma4) Morgan Freeman takes the mic to deliver a poetic masterpiece about the sunset in Wales – a must-listen that'll have ewe hooked! #MorganFreemanPoetry #WelshSunset
Episode Summary:1) Ever wondered about John Bobbit's wild tales? We cut to the chase, dissecting the hilariously infamous John Thomas saga! #BobbitSaga #CutToTheChase2) Get ready to laugh with Matt Nagin's comedy rap, "Illest MC," exploring the funny side of battling Crohn's Disease for thirty years. A dose of humor for every gut! #CrohnsComedyRap #IllestMC3) Join us for a royal breakfast with King Charles, Meghan, and Harry, where debates on white privilege, boiled eggs and knobbly knees take centre stage. A regal morning with a side of controversy! #RoyalBreakfastDebates #BoiledEggDilemma4) Morgan Freeman takes the mic to deliver a poetic masterpiece about the sunset in Wales – a must-listen that'll have ewe hooked! #MorganFreemanPoetry #WelshSunset
Join us for a hilarious Thanksgiving special as Donald Trump attempts to plan the ultimate feast, seeking political advice from his Chief of Staff, Chris The Talking Dog. Will the turkey be pardoned, or is it destined for a political scandal? #TrumpThanksgiving #TalkingDogAdviceWitty travel writer Lisa Morrow shares heartwarming tales of the kindness of strangers in Turkey. Get ready for an adventure that proves hospitality knows no bounds! #LisaMorrow #KindnessOfStrangersJorma vents about the struggles of getting a Thanksgiving turkey delivered in Turkey. Will he secure the centerpiece for the feast, or is it a turkey-less catastrophe? #TurkeyDeliveryTroubles #JormaRantsRay reads more Wikipedia facts about showbiz out loud and, Morgan Freeman takes revenge on his neighbor, Keanu, for holding onto his lawn mower for over 5 days. The battle for the blades begins! #MorganFreeman #LawnMowerWars Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Thanksgiving special including:1) #Donald Trump organising Thanksgiving Dinner with Chris, his dog2) #TurkeyProblemsInTurkey - a rant from Jorma3) #MorganFreemanPoetry - just don't borrow his lawnmower for more than five days!4) #LisaMorrow, the travel writer talking about the kindness of strangers in Turkey5) #RayMac reading lots of showbiz facts off WikipediaFull episode out at 430pm UK Tme Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this uproarious toilet humour bonanza, Morgan Freedman adds a touch of class as he contemplates trading in his wife for a younger model to join the ranks of "old daddy" friends like De Niro and Gordon Ramsay. #MorganFreeman #ToiletThoughtsRay spills the beans on the main difference between Amber Heard and Angelina Jolie, revealing surprising nocturnal pooing habits. Brace yourselves for Ray's own hilarious bedtime lavatory confession! #RayRevelations #ToiletTalkIt's Ray's time of the month, and Jormaand Dr. Brutus Himmler delves into the depths of Ray's psycho-sexual quirks, using a rectal polygraph to reveal his periodic obsessions. #RayPsychoSexual #RectalRevelationsHonzie offers November birthday horoscopes and shares tips on spotting ladyboys in Bangkok, proving that astrology and travel advice can make an unexpectedly hilarious mix. #HonzieHoroscopes #LadyboySpottingAnd for an early Christmas chuckle, discover how a quick-thinking Irishman secures his spot in heaven with a pair of women's knickers. 'Tis the season for laughs! #ChristmasJoke #IrishHumourBuckle up for a laugh-filled ride through the whimsical, wacky, and downright bizarre world of toilet humour. It's the episode that proves laughter is the best medicine, even in the bathroom! #ToiletHumour #LaughterIsMedicine #GoodSkills Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Catch the full hilarious episode at 430pm UK time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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