Nerd stuff from a generic white boy and Mexican artist who grew up in a farming town, so they've got fun memories like "that time I biked across 15 miles of fields to go buy Kingdom Hearts in the next town over" and "lets play board games in the Whataburger after hours"
Send us a textNah, Mando's great, but I wish new Star Wars things excited me
Send us a textHow many of you tried to preorder, but had the internet kick you when you were down and take a dumparoo on your feet?
Send us a textWhen this releases, preorders will be out and we'll be camping for em
Send us a textNintendo really said 'here's a mediocre appetizer before we blow your whole face off next week'
Send us a textAKA why do I have to see 50 things about every piece of media coming out and why does that make all media seem not worthwhile?
Send us a textEverday Superman is a horror beyond comprehension, mainly because he's just some guy.
Send us a textSo many games, so many attractive people. How's a bi supposed to live?
Send us a textZelda timelines? Mario in the same universe? Goosebumps in the same state? What does it all mean and why do we need it to be consistent?
Send us a textWe're going to start a very real, very legitimate beef right before the Switch 2 comes out.
Send us a textThink of the time and effort to create one realistic, shiny dress. Insanity. Befounding.
Send us a textJake's finally going to get his act together, just in time for society to collapse
Send us a textTHE SITTERS WON'T COME AND LUIS IS SO FAR AWAY. I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE, HOLLIE
Send us a textWhat would Fe have to do to make his NFL card valuable? How many crimes to make it worth
Send us a textDonkey Kong Land is but a warning light, an alarm sounded for the impending crash of video games and all that you love.
Send us a textJJK is like 30% encyclopedia
Send us a textLife is an arduous, painful, disgusting, muddy journey that we all have to grin and bear in order to get to eternity. This we know, but don't worry, anime protag Luce is here to help
Send us a textCloud could take a Cybercab to the City of the Ancients if he didn't have to drive through the ocean
Send us a textYOU GET DOWN HERE AND UNSALT THESE FRIES DONALD, OR YER FOIIIIIIIIIEEERRRRREEEEED
Send us a textEl Alarmo es mierda y eres boboso por comprarlo
Send us a textAnd so now the Pauper becomes the Prince! How the turn tables
Send us a textOkay so PS5 pro isn't technically a scam, but only technically
Send us a Text Message.Borderlands Movie, The Crow, Sonic 3, fighting games and catching up!
Send us a Text Message.How is CrowdStrike like 2000 era Fe? Both are about to go broke
Send us a Text Message.You know the one, come on.
Send us a Text Message.Shoutouts to back spasms, the great equalizer
He's getting older and his grossness just keeps surfacing. Pretty soon, he'll need a back brace to carry the weight of his sins.Send us a Text Message.
We're not done saving things until the entire world is saved. Welcome to our shonen era podcast.Send us a Text Message.
They're both dying relics of a bygone era. Please some startup come disrupt these graves.Send us a Text Message.
Just make a new game with a cool idea using less money. IT CAN'T BE THAT HARD, CAN IT? GOD.Send us a Text Message.
We pitch our own anime series for the new season: My Time at Riverside and Codename BlankSend us a Text Message.
Yoshi P smirks as Kylo Ren melts in the lava of irrelevancySend us a Text Message.
It's like they're constantly limit breaking, it's insaneSend us a Text Message.
Maybe like 2 episodes for all of 358/2 days. That's it. That's all it deserves
Honestly everyone would date the Ghoul from Fallout!
They leave the vault, then go back in because there's nothing to do and the water makes your skin feel sticky
Fighting for freedom, he's a force to be reckonednTaking down Shinra, and never second-guessin'nWith muscles like steel, and a voice that commandsnBarret, oh Barret, the hero of the land
You thought we were done talking about Doug, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?
As in he thinks we're too dumb to understand subtlety and needs to beat us over the head with dialogue until our brains die
Also Colby has an absolute meltdown about not using YouTube right and the fact that Mickey Mouse is somehow losing the race to steal as much of our attention span as possible
Shoulda just called Gojo to kill Sephiroth
Ultimecia will have to use time compression to get One Punch Man Season 3 the animation it deserves. RIP the space time continuum.
No seriously, the OTHER small town is the worse one. The water is super gross and it's ruined their brains
It's a real liver and onions kinda day, isn't it?
Or just use your Apple Vision Pro and use the future app I guess
Make a thick snooze sauce out of Skyrim combat, coat a full Indiana Jones first person whip fest, then wrap the whole thing in a blanket of decade old hardware. Bake at 350 for 25 minutes.
The sunset of an era is upon us and all I want is for people to call me Big Knife
What am I supposed to do with my $20 Best Buy gift card now?
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