The God Pod

The Holy Trinity unites on this live Twitch episode to discuss overeating at Six Flags, Joey Mandarino's stupid tweet, the Succession finale, God's new baby and the ‘Top Ten Things Right Wingers Will Boycott Next.' On ‘World News,' no one remembers if DeSantis launched a run for the White House because they were too busy watching AOC play games online, Biden laughs at the idea of pardoning Trump, Mexican president tells Florida Hispanics not to vote for DeSantis, the church is filled with rampant sex offenders, Boebert rejected by White House for her conspiracy theories, American's are tired of their gun problems, student loans about to crush the innocent, and Biden-GOP deal bad for the poor. On ‘The Lighter Side,' lawyer uses non existent legal case he got from ChatGPT and a man opens a plane door because he wanted out. On ‘Ask God,' you'll learn if Logan Roy is in hell, what Jesus thinks about is portrayal in “History of the World Part II,” and if Jesus and Martin Scorsese are on good terms. And will Jesus finally stop loving Taylor Swift on ‘What Would Jesus Do?' Don't forget to listen to God's New Commandment! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TODAY ON THE GOD POD: Drama! Betrayal! Penis Jokes! Judas joins Jesus and God to clear his name and reveal the ‘Top Ten Awkward Moments at the Last Supper!' God and Jesus roast Judas on ‘Interrogate Judas McTraitorface,' where you'll finally discover if Judas considered opening a bakery, if he's frugal, will he ever write that self-help book, what happened to his dream to open a salon, will he become a meteorologist, and much more! On ‘Ask God,' you'll learn what's the deal with Omnipotence City, what animal is God's best friend, does God really like humans or is he pretending, can you clog up the channel ‘venting' in the God Pod Discord, and do babies begin in heaven. On ‘World News,' God doesn't have to go back to school in Texas, new survey reveals half of Americans are definitely going to hell even though they still pray to God, Target partners with Satan to sell Pride merch but pulls LGBT+ items – “WTH, Target?!” hypocrite Boebert makes the case for free birth control, the majority of Americans want to curb gun violence, John Fetterman wears magic shorts that makes conservatives' heads explode, and killer whales teach their kids to “play” with boats. And there's hope in God's New Commandment, unless you're a bigot! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the next God Pod: Jesus, Santa, and God record live on https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod on a Merry Monday to read comments and answer viewer questions, talk about Pride month, and learn the ‘Top Ten Funny Games For God To Play On Twitch.' Watch the replay on https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod! And make sure to follow us there! On ‘World News,' Gavin Newsom wants to make a naughty list of textbook companies who caved to Florida's extremist demands, Dems trick Diane Feinstein into looking at retirement homes, Lauren Boebert says husband doesn't drink Bud Light as she kicks empty cans of Bud Light under couch, Bud Light, tired of controversy, releases camouflage bottle so no one can find their beer, the Frankmobile formerly known as the offensive Weinermobile is coming to a dumb parade near you, and an AI photo of Elon Musk kissing robots makes millions of people puke a little bit in their mouths. On ‘The Adventures of Young Jesus,' you'll hear exclusive never before heard stories like ‘The Marvelous Miracle Of The Lost Kitten,' ‘The Spectacular Sandcastle Contest,' ‘The Enchanted Forest Exploration,' ‘The Great Fishermen's Feast,' and ‘The Curious Case of the Vanishing Bread.' On ‘What Would Jesus Do?' You'll learn what he would do for a Klondike bar and if he were trapped on an iceberg without his powers. On ‘Ask Santa,' you'll discover if Santa is vaccinated and WTF is up with the penguins. And God has a New Commandment, so don't miss it! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Follow the God Pod on Twitch! https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags joins God to discuss the ‘Top Ten Things Conservatives Think Make You Gay (But Actually Don't.') On ‘World News,' Latinos realize Republican states aren't Good Samaritans, out of state ID's for immigrants not accepted in Florida and Texas, truckers strike against Ron DeSantis, Florida teacher policed for playing Disney movie with gay character, Disney pulls 1 billion Florida plug, Joe Biden is up 7 points, more indictments for Trump equals huge boost for Dems, Dianne Feinstein getting ‘Weekend At Bernie's,' and hypocrite Lauren Boebert stops ‘chasing Jesus' to save her marriage. On ‘Heaven News,' Divine Drag Squad unites, Trump poops himself, and big boy season. On ‘Ask God,' you'll discover if God cried when dinosaurs died, what the plumbing situation in heaven is like, who are the brides of Christ, and if cereal is soup.  Don't miss God's New Commandment!  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of the God Pod: The Holy Trinity with 4th wheel, Santa Claus, workshops new material. You'll discover the top 10 things that are more real than God on the ‘Top 10 Things More Real Than God.' On ‘The Stupid GD News.' faith leaders finally speaking out against toxic Christian Nationalists, Dems are getting scared of Trump, Texas wants to train third-graders to become war medics, locals rise up against the council by drawing penises around potholes, Loch Ness Monster hunter, Steve, is tired of his job, Florida principal almost scammed out of 100k from fake Elon Musk, and prankster goat messes with police by yelling “help!” On ‘Entertainment News,' At 79, Robert DeNiro has 7th kid after condom breaks, Al Pacino and DeNiro tie on stupid Twitter poll, and writers on strike share $8 checks. On ‘Ask God,' you'll learn what cheese Jesus is called, if Jesus is a lich or zombie, what Jesus did when he was young, is the Holy Ghost God's dealer, who God chooses to help win sports, if God dates, did God and Mary discuss keeping Jesus, and if elves go to heaven. On ‘What Would Jesus Do?' You won't believe what Jesus would do if he walked in on an orgy. On ‘Heaven News,' Santa's elves bless God's grow house, Holy Spirit appears as a smudge on stained-glass and plays a prank on the Pope. On ‘What's On Your Mind,' Jesus is excited about the new Zelda.  And don't miss ‘Holy Spirit ASMR!' The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of the God Pod: God and Satan interview special guest Nandini Jammi from CheckMyAds.org, an independent watchdog institute taking on ‘The Misinformation Crusades' and its leader Tucker Carlson.  You'll find out who the top blasphemers are on ‘The Top Ten List of Celebrities Who Think They're More Important Than God.' On ‘World News,' Donald Trump was found guilty of sexually abusing E. Jean Carroll, George Santos was arrested on 13 counts, Republicans have no dirt on Biden, and Justice Elena Kagan worries about taking free bagels from friends. On ‘What Would Satan Do?,' you'll discover if Satan is more concerned with his status or reputation.  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of the God Pod: Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and Santa discuss totes, reefer humor, read a review from TurdNoodle, and sing tunes from ‘The Band.'  On ‘Top Ten Most Absurd Bible Stories You Never Learned in Sunday School,' you'll learn about David and the Giant Space Octopus, Noah and the time-traveling dinosaur, Moses and the Burning Bush that Sang Show Tunes, Job's epic battle against an Army of Demonic Clowns, Jesus and the Talking Dog, and many more! On ‘The Stupid GD News,' the gang cover the mass shooting in Texas by a right-wing extremist and the absurd response by Greg Abbott, a congressman who says thoughts and prayers are enough, and Marjorie Taylor Greene blames ‘evil forces.' On ‘Entertainment News,' opine on the tribute to Karl Lagerfeld at the Met Gala, the Hollywood writers' strike, and why the Holy Spirit despises the 80's. On ‘Holy Spirit News,' you'll learn why the Holy Spirit has to fly commercial. On ‘Jesus News,' Jesus channels his inner Gaga and wears sandals with socks and a crown of thorns to the Met Gala. On ‘Santa News,' Santa scrambles as elf strike continues. And don't miss a very special Blessings and Smites! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags, with God as her copilot, read a four-star review and count down the top 10 most memorable moments from Charles' coronation on ‘God's Top Ten List.' On ‘Human News,' Trump throws a tantrum over Biden skipping coronation, Texas weatherman threatens kids with a gun, theocrat Rep Tim Burchett blames lack of Jesus for mass shootings, 61% of Americans want to ban assault weapons according to Fox poll, sugar daddy, Harlan Crow, paid for private school for Clarence Thomas' child, All Supreme Court Justices not cool with oversight, Sam Alito is a man child, robots find out what it's like to be an overworked human, Utahans can no longer rub one out to Pornhub without ID, and right-winger Steven Crowder crusades against no-fault divorce. On ‘Heaven News,' cherubs are caught sneaking into Mary Mag's pop-up pot bakery, God plans to open up a water park, the Heavenly choir performs “Stairway To Heaven,” and Mary reveals Jesus is not a great cook. On ‘Ask God,' you'll discover if God likes the idea of Trevor Noah and Tucker trade shows, if the Daily Mail is the newspaper of hell, if Eric Clapton is full of it, and if God would rather have a horizontal butt or a vertical mouth.  Don't miss Mary Mags new song ‘Single Deities' and God's New Commandment!!! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jesus and Santa join God to celebrate Short King of Kings Spring, pontificate about Peter Cottontail, read a review, and talk to Sylvia from Santa's Village.  You'll discover if you're an atheist on ‘Top Ten Signs You're An Atheist.' On ‘World News,' the Church of England celebrates Jesus's singlehood, 400+ laid off Burger King workers offered jobs with a cannabis company, TikToker sad her scheme for attention backfired, CEOs named John now outnumbered by women, Disney sues Ron DeSantis, and a brutal 2024 election ahead for republicans according to Fox News poll. On ‘Jesus News,' Jesus tours wine country, endorses new Pinot Noir, launches new wine brand, hosts a wild party at Napa Valley Vineyard, swears walking on water is not a party trick, turns out to be a good tipper, responds to a heckler with a plague of locusts, and as always preaches to drink responsibly. On ‘God News,' God takes a personal day, apologizes for 2020, admits to creating humans out of boredom, rolls his eyes at generic prayers for world peace, and debates Archangels over adding new deadly sin. On ‘Santa News,' Elf leaders reject Santa's offer as the Elf union goes on strike, Santa's workshop shuts down as the Elf rebellion of 2023 ignites and causes a struggle to meet Christmas demand. On ‘Ask God,' you'll learn what Jerry Springer's first episode was in heaven and who Santa will marry, boff, and kill.   And Don't miss God's New Commandment if you want to go to heaven. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of the God Pod: Satan joins God to discuss the male G Spot, phat beats, party gossip, SatanCon, and Molly.  Churchgoers learn how to hook up on ‘Top Ten Pick Up Lines To Use At Church.' On ‘World News,' you'll learn some Tucker Carlson jokes, who to thank for Tucker losing his job, Tucker's highly offensive messages, gym talk, social media news, Twitter's fake racist Disney Junior account, SCOTUS ethically challenged, Ted Cruz's scheme to steal the 2020 election, the wildly unpopular MAGA movement, and how God called a Christian to become a porn star. On ‘God And Satan News,' you'll be shocked to find out that God and Satan declare a truce, agree to go on a road trip together, Satan opening up about insecurities, God and Satan join forces to pull off the ultimate prank on humanity, Satan's epic party, and Satan opens up about his love for romantic comedies. On ‘Ask Satan,' you'll discover how Satan keeps his horns stylish, his favorite workout routine, and if he ever feels guilty. On ‘What Would Satan Do?' You'll clutch your pearls when you discover if Satan supports skipping school.  And don't miss Satan's rap 666 Bars: Satan's Flow!!! THANK YOU to our Sponsors! If you're looking for an easier way to take supplements, Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Go to athleticgreens.com/GODPOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the next God Pod: The prodigal son returns from Hawaii to join the Holy Ghost and God to laugh at Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon getting fired.   On the ‘Top Ten List,' you'll discover the top ten ways to know God doesn't exist. On ‘World News,' Elmo gets attacked on Twitter, fascist Missouri trans ‘snitch form' brought down like the walls of Jericho with ‘Bee Movie' script trolling. On ‘Heaven News,' Jesus spills the dirt to a tabloid, God admits to watching cat videos, the Holy Spirit is not a ghost, Jesus turns water into Rosé, God is not responsible for anything, and The Flying Spaghetti Monster interrupts a volleyball game. Revelations abound on ‘Ask God,' when you learn if God is God of the universe or the multiverse and why Christians still use shortwave radio to broadcast the Bible. On ‘What Would Jesus Do?' you'll be surprised to learn if Jesus would rescue a princess and slay a dragon to clear a bunch of refugees out of the swamp he lived in, if he would snitch on a family member for committing a crime, if he witnessed an act of injustice, and what he would do if he were in the movie ‘Dogma.' Then drift off to heaven on ‘Holy Spirit ASMR.' And finally, God drops a new rap song.  THANK YOU to our Sponsors! If you're looking for an easier way to take supplements, Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Go to athleticgreens.com/GODPOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On ‘God's Top Ten List,' you'll learn all the best excuses to use when you want to skip church on Sunday and work-life balance. Mary Mags joins God to discuss a lovely review about Mary from a new abortion clinic escort.  On ‘Human News,' Elon Musk's rocket's “rapid unscheduled disassembly” inspires jokes and memes, the Sneetches Twitter analogy, Christians demand Tennessee Republican's resignation, Lauren Boebert gets owned by drag queens, Disney spites DeSantis with an LGBTQ event at Disneyland, and the theocratic fascist gaystapo in Missouri.  You'll get all caught up on the goings on in Heaven on ‘Heaven News.' Mary Mags clears the air on ‘Mary Magz Newz.' On ‘Ask God,' you'll learn how Mary feels about being left out of “The Last Supper” painting, if Mary gets tired of being mixed up with Jesus' mom, and did Mary think Jesus turning water into wine was a trick. On ‘Karaoke Battle,' God and Mary sing rewritten lyrics to Journey's “Don't Stop Believing.” And don't skip God's New Commandment! THANK YOU to our Sponsors! If you're looking for an easier way to take supplements, Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Go to athleticgreens.com/GODPOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the God Pod 420 Special! God and cohosts Santa and the Holy Spirit hitch their wagon to a blunt and tell weed jokes, discuss career goals, the chronic, baked goods, and read Chat GPT ‘Onion' style headlines about God, Santa, and the Holy Spirit.  On ‘The GD News,' the Satanic temple starts a charter school, God sings his weed song, Carl Sagan's ‘Pale Blue Dot' bumps the bible for new NASA director's oath, Pope Francis is a F* Boy, Cosplay outlawed in Texas, propaganja, Justin Jones vs. ‘Racist Bill,' and an alcoholic dog is 30 days sober.  On ‘Ask God,' you'll discover if deathbed repentance works, what God thinks about The Church of England considering using gender-neutral pronouns to refer to him, and whether God gets another tattoo.  On ‘Listener Feedback,' Holy Spirit's ASMR reviews, and no damnation for being a Santa lover. And anarchy breaks loose on the ‘Santa Free-Time,' segment.  THANK YOU to our Sponsors! If you're looking for an easier way to take supplements, Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Go to athleticgreens.com/GODPOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Satan joins God to judge the end of days, discuss feelings, dog memories, SatanCon, belief struggles, and (wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle) the Bango Bango convention.  On 'Ask Satan,' you'll kinda learn what the devil's backbone sex position is, which actor has portrayed Satan best, the cost of Steve Seagal's soul, and whether or not you can ‘put hands' on Ronald Reagan in hell. On 'The GD News,' the Bud Light cancel culture hypocrite boycott bros get woke to corporatocracy, get fooled by ultra-rightwing beer, and get laughed at by their hero Joe Rogan.  On 'Ask God,' it's a revelation to learn why guys are shoving guitars down their pants, if Satan can translate a 'Murican tweet to Australian, possible hiding places for Trump, and why so many butt nerves. On 'Listener Feedback,' someone gives a $666 donation to the Satanic Temple, God sends a prophet to Seth Andrews, and gray areas in The Commandments of Sanosuke.  On 'The God Pod Variety Hour,' Satan and God roast each other, God and Satan compete for survival on a deserted island and compete in a karaoke contest,  And don't miss Satan and God's blessings and smites! WATCH THIS FULLY-ANIMATED EPISODE on YouTube: https://youtu.be/YHo_sjxogyY THANK YOU to our Sponsors! If you're looking for an easier way to take supplements, Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Go to athleticgreens.com/GODPOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Santa and The Holy Spirit join God to form an unholy trinity and talk about the out-of-touch Republican zealots trying to ban the Mifepristone abortion pill, crooked Clarence Thomas taking luxury trip bribes, tragic Hansen stories, Jesus impressions, review Chat GPT ideas, and the Holy Spirit introduces her ASMR.  On ‘Ask God,' you'll discover why Hermie sounds like Torgo, if God can inspire humans to stop smoking, is the God Pod bad parenting, is Donald Trump possessed by demons, does the Holy Spirit pity the fool, what will the GQP get offended by next, and was the Garden of Eden gentrified after the fall.   And God has a New Commandment! THANK YOU to our Sponsors! If you're looking for an easier way to take supplements, Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Go to athleticgreens.com/GODPOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags joins God to smite the agents of fascism and discuss the right losing their minds when a trans woman becomes the face of Bud Light, Popeyes' Cop City entanglement, trigger-happy Kid Rock, Eve6 trolling has-been Travis Tritt, J.K. Rowling's profits tanking, the ongoing power struggle between good and evil, getting plugged into the community, deprogramming the cult of Trump, fighting fire with fire, the radical imagination of Sci-fi, and the power of the court of public opinion.  On 'The GD News,' they cover evangelicals' call on God to Silence Trump haters, and Marjorie Taylor Green whistled out of New York. And don't you dare miss God's New Commandment! THANK YOU to our Sponsors! If you're looking for an easier way to take supplements, Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Go to athleticgreens.com/GODPOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the God Pod Easter Special! Santa, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit join God to discuss Republicans losing their minds as the "Chosen One" gets indicted, Santa lurking in the discord, the Easter Spirit, TikTok, lip balm, why 2/3rds of the trinity hasn't seen 'The Sopranos,' crucifixion spoilers, Jesus's post-Easter mental health retreat, 420, Santa reads his poem' Twas the night before Easter,' and box fans.  On 'The GD News,' the bunny hill Gwyneth Paltrow trial, Donald Trump's indictment, and Lauren Beobert doesn't like that the Bible makes her look bad. On 'WWJD,' you'll find out WJWD if he was indicted on 34 counts, experienced a botched crucifixion, designed a video game, could turn water to vodka, is he cool with teleportation, what he would say to himself if he met himself, what he'll do once he realizes he's been duped and will never return, and what he would do if his holes were filled in. On 'Ask God,' you'll discover if Santa is sundowning, does Santa smell like reindeer farts, if Santa has a set of commandments, and if God fact-checks Bible swears.  THANK YOU to our Sponsors! If you're looking for an easier way to take supplements, Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Go to athleticgreens.com/GODPOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Follow us on YouTube to watch fully animated episodes: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

God and Satan interview media ambassadors Dex and Chalice from The Satanic Temple to clear up misconceptions and discuss SatanCon, devil worship, their mission, personal freedoms, protecting children, theocratic changing rules, the Baphomet statue, the seven tenants vs. the ten commandments, activism, Samuel Alito's Mom's Satanic Abortion Clinic, on becoming a recognized religion by the US government and taking risks to fight back against theocratic oppressors.   Don't miss Satan's New Commandment! because it will be on the quiz next week. OUR EPISODES ARE NOW FULLY ANIMATED ON YOUTUBE! Watch this episode on our YouTube channel: https://youtu.be/2Fk7bMyxmbw Don't forget to subscribe and turn on notifications! THANK YOU to our Sponsors! If you're looking for an easier way to take supplements, Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Go to athleticgreens.com/GODPOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of the God Pod: God and cohosts Jesus and the Holy Spirit, jump right into it with top news concerning conservative's hypocrisy over banning books, but not the Bible, which is filled with horrible traumatizing stories.  On the ‘GD News,' the Holy Trinity reports on the fake image of the pope's drippin' puffer coat, scary photorealistic AI, boner pills, a Christian lawmaker who is “very sad” (boo hoo) about a parent asking the Utah school district to remove the Bible due to its pornographic content, a classical sculpture too scandalous for Floridians, HGTV, Trump's pro-arrest demonstrators, the Proud Boys getting a time out at an NYC Drag Queen story hour, Disney's gay rights summit, and people get angry because Elmo wished a happy Ramadan to Muslims. On ‘Ask God,' you'll discover where you can find the live animated episode of the God Pod (pssst…it's on the God Pod channel on YouTube), if God will give pets the gift of speech, WWJD, if mermaids go to heaven, where listener C2 can find his old box of legos, why the days aren't even, and if the Trinity watches ‘Supernatural.' On “Listener Feedback,' the Holy Spirit gets birdsplained to about Tums, Cheshire Cat defends Jesus' hand holes, and Jesus' voice finally gets recognized as spicy.   Don't forget to listen to the end because God has a banger of a New Commandment! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this new episode of the God Pod: JOMAN, the legendary satirical composer, TikToker, music producer, DJ, and graduate of Nothing Special University, joins God to tackle why everything is horrible, banning TikTok, the woo to Q pipeline, EDMC, brainwashing, angry incels, the golden calf Elon Musk bro cult, media/informational literacy, sad American life statistics, toxic positivity, brain plasticity, Carl Sagan, the dumbing down of America, pseudo hippies, out of touch politicians, microplastics, redemption and forgiveness.  And God has a New Commandment at the end, so DON'T MISS IT! WATCH this full episode on YouTube! This is our first FULLY ANIMATED VIDEO podcast! https://youtu.be/_UmaMawG0mw Consider following Joman on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@iamjoman The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HO HO HO! This episode hosted by Santa Claus! Jesus, God, and the Holy Ghost join Santa, mad with power, to speculate about Trump's arrest, TUMS antiacid overdoses, Morgan Freeman, Trump calling DeSantis names, and if Jesus lives inside Trump. On 'Free Play/Recess,' Santa talks about whatever he wants, like reindeer performance reviews, nepotism, his new book tour, and Santa's village. On 'Ask God,' you'll get a look inside how Santa scores naughty and nice children, whether God will curse the GOP, did God send the giant seaweed blob to attack Florida, will Jesus get a tattoo, and will God boff Christopher Walken. On 'JFC LOL,' the gang discusses no one thanking God for their Oscar wins. On 'The Santa Show!' Jack Black and the Farrelly Brothers' movie 'Dear Santa' is reviewed months before its release.  And make sure not to miss Santa's Decree at the very end! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS:  Morgan & Morgan law firm!  For more information, go to https://forthepeople.com/GOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of the God Pod: Moses has a case of the Mondays but joins God to discuss short pants, the Spin Doctors, avoiding Satanic fast food, and his 40-day weight loss journey. Terrible things to report on 'The GD News,' like why conservatives can't define "woke," Ron "Pudding Fingers" DeSantis's stint at Guantanamo, Putin's arrest warrant, Biden demanding TikTok to be sold or risk nationwide ban, and woke spoons. On 'Ask Moses' (brought to you by ChatGPT), you'll learn how Moses spoke with God, his most challenging podcasting moment, how he spent his free time in the desert, what was going through his mind when he saw the burning bush, if he edited the Ten Commandments, is he still bitter about not getting to the Promised Land, and his valuable-ish life advice. On 'Ask God,' we all discover what God would do if he had to watch Judge Judy on the highest volume in a broom closet, and would he rather live in a world where 'Happy Birthday' is always sung to him or smash his way through all his friends' houses like the Koolaid Man. On 'Moses' Conspiracy Corner,' you'll get your mind blown when you find out if Elvis died on the toilet or in witness protection by the hands of the Mafia, his thoughts on the increasing near catastrophic airplane misses, and the new ChatGPT-4 AI model.  And don't miss The God Pod Anthem rap at the end! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSOR!  This episode is brought to you by Morgan & Morgan:  For more information go to ForThePeople.com/GOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a Saint Patrick's Day celebration on the God Pod: Jesus O'Christ, Santa O'Clause, and The Holy O'Spirit join God to talk about leprechauns, four-leaf clovers, the Oscars, Canadians' God-given right to flip the bird, how money can buy happiness, and Shamrock Shakes.  On 'Ask God,' If the holy spirit is hot, how to quit church, would the crucifixion in the year 2023 be lit, does God have a tramp stamp, are the elves Santas kids, does the God Pod cast podcast naked, what the fishing is like in heaven, how to get a job promotion, and is it a sin to pee on a church. On "The GD News,' Trump-era deregulation cause of Silicon Valley Bank failure, Biden wants to tax billionaires 25%, DeSantis' anti-woke' crusade could backfire, Pope John Paul II covered up child abuse because of course he did, and don't hold your breath, but Trump faces imminent indictments, and we'll believe it when we see it.  THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSOR!  This episode is brought to you by Morgan & Morgan:  For more information go to ForThePeople.com/GOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags and God discuss if it's okay to laugh at evil people when they suffer, what marriage means, Cocaine Bear, raining a plague of frogs down on Tucker Carlson, and the new ‘Make America Florida' slogan.  On ‘The GD News,' Elon Musk can't go to the bathroom without a security guard and gets owned after trashing a disabled Twitter worker, Tennessee House guts marriage equality, Republicans show they're okay with child marriage and labor, anti-sex education and full-blown hypocrite Lauren Boebert's teen son makes her a grandma, Christians call for Rep. Boebert to repent and resign and denounce Rep. Greene for her ‘National Divorce' comment. On ‘Ask God,' you'll learn if the USA is done for, whether furries go to hell, and whether God loves strangers. And don't miss God's New Commandment!  THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSOR!  This episode is brought to you by Morgan & Morgan:  For more information go to ForThePeople.com/GOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TODAY ON THE GOD POD: On this brand spanking new God Pod episode: Jesus, Santa, the Holy Spirit, and God read a review, answer questions from our listeners on Ask God, and discuss the frigging news. On 'Ask God,' you'll discover if you'll get super flying powers when Jesus returns, did Moses see God's butt tattoos, are Satan and Santa the same person, does God spank Jesus, are turds better than coal for naughty children, has the Holy Spirit watched 'Tuca and Bertie,' can Jesus swim, what does Jesus think about the Jesus Lizard, is Jesus the OG Time Lord, does God have an OnlyFans and did God create Energy Vampires. On 'JFC LOL,' the gang covers Americans' all-time low belief in God. On 'The GD News,' who's more of a threat to kids – Drag queens or pastors? Republican Tennessee governor drag queen hypocrisy, DeSantis appointee claims tap water could turn people gay, no whale sperm or something like that for King Charles III's anointing, and the Conways get a divorce.  And don't miss God's New Commandment ad the end of the show! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSOR!  This episode is brought to you by Morgan & Morgan: For more information go to ForThePeople.com/GOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TODAY on the God Pod: Satan joins God to interview ‘The Daily Beast' entertainment writer Matt Wilstein, to discuss TikTok, the decline of reading, Fox News getting caught spreading election fraud, the importance of investigative reporting, meeting your heroes, SNL, and his project 'The Last Laugh Podcast,' where he gets to interview his favorite comedians.  On 'Ask Matt,' you'll learn why it's called ‘The Daily Beast,' who his favorite Australian comic is, what's the good stuff on late-night TV and if he sleeps. On 'Ask God,' find out if Satan and MTG are getting 'Physical,' what Satan's dog is like, and play a game of ‘Would You Rather.' It's a historic first on 'The Satan Show!' When Satan reads the guest's articles about Chelsea Handler, Jimmy Kimmel, and much more...and don't forget: Tickets for SatanCon 2023 are SOLD OUT! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Santa and the Holy Spirit hang out with God to discuss Jesus partying too hard at Mardi Gras, Mrs. Clauses' hospital visit, and Santa invites God over to play with blocks.  On ‘Ask God,' you'll learn if the soul leaves the body when you fart, do gingers lack souls, what's the deal with speaking in tongues, would Krampus or Chuck Norris win in a fight, why did God create the appendix, what happened to Pajama Janice, and will God create a fungus among us. And on ‘The GD News,' the GOP wants to pass a bill that enables them to sue anyone who calls them homophobic.  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mary Mags joins God to talk pestilence, the common cold, Jedi Mary Mags AI art, and lightsaber etiquette. On ‘Ask God,' you'll discover if God would rather hunt or be hunted by a vengeful orangutan, did Jesus have kids, will militant leftist unicorns become a thing, what's the deal with the book of Revelations, will God tell a bot its purpose in life, and why is God keeping Kissinger alive. On ‘TV Talk With Mary Mags,' they speculate about the hit movie ‘The VelociPastor,' and run down a list of favorite shows. Mark Wahlberg's forehead ash cross and ChatGPT writing church sermons are featured on ‘JFC LOL.” And finally, on ‘The GD News,' theocratic SATs, Ron DeSantis avoids talking about his corrupt past, and Tucker Carlson gets caught pushing election fraud B.S.  All that and more on… The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TODAY ON THE GOD POD:  The Trinity is reformed when the Holy Spirit returns to talk about Hanson, Elvis, and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with God and Jesus. On ‘Ask God,' you'll find out if the Holy Ghost haunts humans, if the Trinity is just slime mold, if God is the most important meal of the day, what God thinks about milking nuts, how Jesus and Judas are doing in couples therapy, why God is so chill now, and how it feels to have Jesus inside you. On ‘JFC LOL,' the gang talks the Jesus fast diet, porn IDs, and God's analysis of the lyrics of ‘Unholy' by Sam Smith. Late breaking news on ‘The GD News,' when David Miscavige is finally served in the human trafficking case, and God pays his respects to Jimmy Carter.  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TODAY ON THE GOD POD: God SMITES the people behind the toxic train derailment in Ohio, whoever they may be! God and Moses discuss who is to blame and who will fix this catastrophe.  You'll get inspired by ‘Top Moses Quotes From The Bible,' like ‘are you going to eat that?' and ‘don't leave fish to find fish.' Get all the breaking news on ‘The GD News,' with dumber than a box of rocks Marjorie Taylor Greene praising a BLM activist, Lauren Boebert getting upset at the Black national anthem, loser Elon Musk tweaking Twitter's algorithm to boost his tweets, Biden shooting down amateur balloonist's balloons, Bernie Sanders $60K salary for teachers, and a Michigan rep saying, “F*** your thoughts and prayers!” On ‘Ask God,' you'll learn if God would deal with an angry chicken or have feathers for hair. Finally, God issues a New Commandment. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TODAY ON THE GOD POD: Santa and Jesus join God to talk Super Bowl divine interventions, royalty-free jingle bells, Jesus' Valentine's Day with Judas, and fonts.  On ‘Ask God,' you'll learn if God or Jesus will help a New Zealander cut his hair, did Santa pee in George Santos' hair, what Santa's real name is, if the God Pod was the inspiration for ‘Fight Club,' what are God's preferred pronouns, was the little drummer boy evil, if God does his own Laundry, and what will happen on the next season of ‘America.' Breaking news on ‘The GD News,' about what the heck the US is shooting out of the sky, Schumer looking into banning TikTok, Mars Wrigley getting sued for workers falling into a vat of chocolate, Shell's board of directors getting sued, and Sri Lanka decriminalizing homosexuality. Plus, a brand new commandment from God. THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: This episode is sponsored by Morgan & Morgan! For more information go to ForThePeople.com/GOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod TODAY ON THE GOD POD:  Mary Mags returns to hang with God and discuss TV show reboots, fallopian tube reboots, procreating with one leg, and their Valentine's Day plans.  On ‘The Mary Mags Show!,' conservatives psychotically believe Sam Smith and Kim Petras's Grammy performance was a tribute to Satan, weirdos blame disasters on ‘Unholy' Grammys performance, George Santos charged with stealing puppies from Amish, Marjorie Taylor Greene's fascist hair, and the nuances of Disney's small weird world. On ‘Ask God,' you'll discover why it's been a sausage fest on the pod, will Mary Mags destroy a Beyoncé hater, Mary's opinion on the movie ‘The Menu,' will God perform more practical jokes on Ted Cruz, and will Mary eat a bee. Finally, on the ‘GD News,' they discuss how Ron DeSantis is trying to take control of Disney World. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. https://thegodpodcast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the next TOTALLY FREE episode of the God Pod: Jesus and Santa join God to discuss Wonder Bread, Santa's season arc, Chinese balloons vs. trigger-happy Amuricans, prison TikTok, 'The Last Of Us,' Jesus' feet holes, and the infamous Jesus woke rainbow sash of 2023..  On 'Ask God,' Maya Rudolph M&Ms trolling, if God is really all-knowing and if the crucifixion was a role-playing fetish. On 'Listener Feedback,' you'll learn about AI jokes, Santa's Village septic tank manger, and the Australian redneck myth. Breaking news on 'The Santa Show!' When Rhode Island police find DNA evidence from Santa, the BBC tries to cancel the naughty list, and bad Santa clears his name after being accused of throwing snowballs at a sports team. On the 'GD News,' miserable low-life Marjorie Taylor Greene complains she's not getting enough socialism, the Home Depot founder blames woke culture for ruining his capitalism, and a Democrat claps back at conservatives by introducing a bill to ban Christian youth camps.  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod TODAY ON THE GOD POD: Satan rises from the bowels of hell to let God know chicken noodle soup yurt is booked for the year and discuss The Satanic Temple's new abortion clinic name, “The Samual Alito's Mom's Abortion Clinic.” On ‘Ask God,' you'll learn which place is worse than hell, God's gun policy in heaven, what's the deal with snake handling, where to look when praying, how Satan got his job, and whether God will wear a belly shirt or talk like a pirate for eternity. On ‘The Satan Show!,' CNN gets caught pushing Ground Hog Day clickbait, Punxsutawney Phil's Canadian rival suspiciously dies, Tom Brady's deal with Satan, George Santos' bad karaoke reviews, and Greta Thunberg is scientifically proven right about the correlation between sports cars and schlong size. On the ‘GD News,' AOC uppercuts the GOP, violent corporate language alternatives, and West Virginia passes an evil theocratic bill that requires ‘In God We Trust in every building.  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the next episode of the God Pod: Santa, Jesus, and God write jokes and read nice reviews. On ‘Ask God,' you'll learn if Jesus will skydive into the Magic Kingdom, Jesus's ab exercise routine, if Santa and Jesus are aliens, where to find Full Of The Dickens Bookstore, and if Jesus wore a banana hammock. On ‘JFC LOL,' the Pope says being gay is not a crime, ‘Jesus Gets Us' spends the big bucks on a sneaky Super Bowl ad, Mr. Beast heals the blind and makes Jesus jealous, and God joins Christian Mingle. On ‘Santa's Workshop Union Report, Hermey The Elf gives an update on his bathroom dentistry and reports on CEO pay cuts from Apple, Goldman Sacks, and Google. On the ‘GD News,' Tucker Carlson claims nicotine frees the mind, conservatives lose their cool over the word woke, and an Australian broadcaster is forced to play a dirty song about coal.  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TODAY ON THE GOD POD: You'll find out if the Holy Spirit will return, will AI replace God, will God replace Moses with AI, should ‘Rick and Morty' continue, will Gopher be fired from the Love Boat, who's big banging who, does weed give you the ability to time travel, and why US churches are on the decline. Also, get the latest show recommendations from Baby Moses on ‘TV Talk,' and learn about the Mandela Effect on ‘Conspiracy Corner with Moses.' And finally, on ‘Have Ya Hoyd? With Moses,' Tucker Carlson cancels ‘Spokescandies,' A&W's trolling bear mascot gets pants, sexy brand mascots are rated, and conservatives lose their minds when they accuse Xbox of going woke.  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. Join our Discord chat server and ask us questions! https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the next God Pod (your new guilty pleasure): Santa, Jesus, and God interview Byron Miller, who is the administrator for Mastodon's instance Universeodon. Bryon teaches the gang about George Takei's success, how to choose an instance, toots, Elon tantrums, and how he single-handedly keeps God from getting banned.  On ‘Ask God,' you'll learn what Jesus uses his hand holes for and if Santa will get transferred to Maegan Hall's district. On ‘JFC LOL,' the age-old question “is Spiderman more moral than God?” is answered. On ‘Listener Feedback,' the gang gets sent down the Scientology rabbit hole, finds out Santa has been lurking, and will God finally take ‘Focus On The Family” money and run? DNA cookies, Santa shooting missiles at Russians, and free chili are discussed on ‘The Santa Show!' And on the ‘GD News,' heads are shaken over the Pink Floyd Dark Side Of The Moon rainbow outrage.  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere!  Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Moses joins God from the bathroom for an update on ‘Focus on the Family', Hulk Hogan wooed by Scientology, Musk's new role at Twitter as supplies salesman, and bankrupted Alex Jones blaming calculators for enslaving humanity, On ‘Ask God,' we learn if todgers wear monocles, God's biggest and favorite mistake, farts or bananas, alien probes, and who Moses and God would boff. Things get woyce on ‘The Moses Show!' A.K.A. ‘Have Ya Hoyd,' when they discover George Santos stole money from a disabled veteran, Boebert's still speaking, and David Crosby joins God's band.  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere!  Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the next mad-dope God Pod: Santa, Jesus, and God battle ‘Focus on the Family' ad buys and take on Tom Cruise and missing Scientology leader David Miscavige.  On ‘Ask God,' you'll learn about refreshing cold colons, Santa's influence on Bezos, bottles of pee, if Santa will go to heaven, coal output, and Jesus juice. On the ‘GD News,' the gang discusses if ‘Thou Shalt Not Kill' is effective. Don't miss the new segment, ‘Sweet Santa Quotes!' The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere!  Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas is never over on the God Pod when Santa comes to town with Psyche, Cupid Jr., and God to read ‘Listener Feedback,' answer pressing questions about the gotcha nose game, supermarkets on Mars, and rotating sushi bars in Heaven on ‘Ask God.'  On ‘Group Therapy With Psyche,' you'll learn about judgment day, boundaries, and bowling therapy. On the ‘Santa Show!' Dr. Dre hits Marjorie Taylor Greene, Gwen Stefani is turning Japanese (she really thinks so), toilet AI diarrhea detectors, and speaking of diarrhea Ben Shapiro is now too woke. ‘On the Goddamn News' China and M&Ms plot to take over the world, Biden hypothetically starts a war on gas stoves, Greg Abbott turns to socialism, and George Pell goes to Hell!  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere!  Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the next intense Sesame Street-like episode of the God Pod: Jesus, Santa, and God interview journalist, documentarian, speaker of five languages, and host of the podcast ‘On The Edge With Andrew Gold.'  The gang covers everything from exorcism, abortion, atheism, Tom Cruise, Scientology, Justin Bieber, Mary Poppins, social media algorithms, psychopaths, cheating, McCarthy-ism, Republicans brawling, George Santos lying his way into office, and the Brazilian insurrection. Oh and Andrew shows off his American accents. Buckle up for some serious fun! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere!  Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As the world faces its 6th extinction event, God and Satan help Moses close his browser tabs while securing transportation for animals to take over the government. Satan has no comment on the dead pope, wombats poop in squares, and Kevin “loser” McCarthy can't get Boebert to stop voting for Trump.  While reading reviews, the gang finds an atheist believer, discusses Satan's season arc, and learns about Christian Death Metal bands from Eddie Dead Body Man. On the Satan Show!: Furious Celine Dion fans, Twitter's toilet paper crisis, Robert Garcia swears in on the Superman #1 comic book, and the latest breaking news on the butter-clogged canal. Oh yeah, and the FDA approves the sale of abortion pills in ALL retail pharmacies!  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere!  Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jesus, Santa, God discuss the new year, plants, the butt of spring, Parent / Santa conferences, AI art, edible dosages, George Santos lies, Greta Thunberg smiting Andrew Tate, and corrupt Pope Benedict's descent to heck. Jesus bros it up while reading reviews about ball chapstick. On Ask God, you'll learn about atheist heaven, jingle bell soup, and mushing elves. The gang also improv janitors talking about the God Pod. On the Ho Ho Ho Santa Show! you'll learn about an unprovoked attack on an inflatable Santa, when to take down your decorations, why Santa wears a kevlar vest, and a whole Lot more! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere!  Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Moses returns to the God Pod after wandering the desert of 2022 to chat with God about Jesus' crankiness, stress, and baby Moses. They answer pressing questions from listeners about Christmas cake, divine child support, atheist Batman, and the re-crucification of Jesus.   Moses covers New Year's superstitions on Conspiracy Corner, and Woid Of The Week returns. They also discuss the hypocrisy of Greg Abbott's cruel Christmas eve migrant stunt and Trump's tax returns and ask who would win a fight between MTG and Boebert on The Goddamn News. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere!  Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the end of the year God Pod wrap-up: Favorite moments revisited like mocking Jordan Peterson's “Up Yours, Woke Moralists,” Stranger Gods, Pray: Jesus vs. Predator, the rainbow bridge collapsing, Philosophy Talk, the chili formula shortage, The four fingers of God, DoorDashing pickles to Seth Rogan, Space Jesus, messages from God to Ye and Elon Musk, and more.  We also recap God's favorite commandments like thou shalt say gay, don't ban abortion, stop removing shows from HBO, save the Choco Taco, and don't hunt Jesus for sport.  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere!  Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the GOD POD CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR! episode: God and Psyche wake Santa after a long night of delivering presents and debauchery to find out where he pees, how he met Mrs. Clause, how he eats all the milk and cookies, why he was so mean to Rudolph, who is Crancer the sickly reindeer, who keyed his sleigh, why he second hand smokes around children, and why he didn't bring God a Playstation, FFS.  On Ask Santa, they find out if Die Hard is a Christmas movie and if Santa ran over grandma on purpose. On The God As Satan Show! They discuss a Satanic nativity scene and how Christmas won the war on Christmas by shutting down churches on Christmas. The episode ends with a recap of this year's God Pod highlights and a duet by God and Santa. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere!  Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the next God Pod: God and Jesus interview, special guest comedian Dan White the host of the ‘Improv is Dead' podcast, viral Tweeter @atdanwhite, and loser with daddy issues.  God (high on edibles) drills Dan with hard-hitting questions about his favorite pet, dystopian social media platforms, and the Twitter dumpster fart fire. It's all about the World Cup on Sportsball With Jesus, where Musk was caught on a date with Kushner, and not one British fan was arrested for the first time in history. They finish off with TV and movie talk, Elon's mommy coming to his defense, MySpace Tom replying to Elon getting crushed by a Twitter poll calling for him to step down as CEO, and if anyone will take a Toot seriously.  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere!  Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Psyche and the Dark Lord Satan join God to discuss Christmas-themed tortures and layoffs in Hell, then swiftly move onto the Satan Show! For all the latest entertainment news like free speech champion Elon creating the Musk Effect by going on a journalist banning spree, the Brown's breakup, forced monogamy, and Dax Shepard praising his wife Kristen Bell for doing a chore he didn't do.  Later in the episode, the gang learns something new about the band POD and reads a boring 1-star review from a guy who knows Gary Coleman. On Therapy With Psyche, God is fine, Satan recovered from a cold, they learn Psyche's evil twin's name, Satan reads a sexy email from Gmail security, God and Satan vibe over TV talk, and pathetic grifter Trump releases NFT trading cards that are so hilariously bad even his followers threw up a bit in their mouths.  All that and more, so throw on some Christmas music, and listen to the bestest podcast on this side of the galaxy! And if you need to talk to someone, dial the crisis hotline 988 and speak to someone today!  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere!  Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

God is missing in action, so Jesus, Moses, and Santa take over and steer it like a train headed for Heckville. Mrs. Clause and Elton John pop in. Moses returns with a Hermie the Elf Conspiracy Corner, the gang answers questions from fans, and Moses tells us why he prefers the smell of coffee over baby's heads.  On the GD News: Elton John leaves Twitter, Elon gets booed at a Dave Chappelle concert, Kanye has a clone theory (because of course he does), rightwing hypocrisy, Brittney Griner, Trump's loan from North Korea, and Jesus explains why he'll never return, well, unless his conditions are met.  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere!  Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today on the God Pod: God interviews Christopher Bouzy, election algorithm prophet and the CEO of Bot Sentinel, a company specializing in identifying and understanding disinformation and targeted attacks on social media platforms. On Group Therapy with Psyche: God gets something from the Netflix movie ‘Stutz' starring Jonah Hill and his therapist Phil Stutz. On the GD News: The love story of Trump courting Herschel Walker, the political party shapeshifting creature from hell Kyrsten Sinema, Herschel Walker losing, and the right wing's hate for Zelensky and the release of Brittney Griner.  The bible says there is nothing new under the sun, well, except this episode of the God Pod, so put your finger on one of those links below, burn an offering, and get busy laughing and learning something new! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! Signup for the God Pod Newsletter: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/ YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Mastodon: https://universeodon.com/@godpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts.  thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today on the God Pod, Santa (drunk on elf-nog) and Jesus “Tight End” Christ join God to milk some elves and bury a Christmas tree to resurrect next year.  The gang also reveals their Christmas lists, learns how elves are made, shares reindeer meat pizza recipes, reads listener feedback and answers questions, listen to Santa's Trump terminator of the constitution impersonation, hears God's command to exodus from Twitter to Mastodonia, and liberate Hermey the elf from his sister-wife for a dishwashing job in Heaven.  If you have read this far, seriously, how can you not want to listen to this episode? So, wake yourself from your medically induced coma, click a link below, sneak down to your man or women cave, and be amused! I command thee to be entertained!  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! Signup for the God Pod Newsletter: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/ YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Mastodon: https://universeodon.com/@godpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts.  thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices