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Dear Humans, With the way the Supreme Court is currently stacked, it may feel like the judicial system in America is hopeless, but today's guest is here to make Me and Jesus feel better! Today on The God Pod we're joined by Leah Litman, author of the new book Lawless: How the Supreme Court runs on Conservative Grievance, Fringe Theories, and Bad Vibes (Find it at your favorite bookstore, including Bookshop.org!). We discuss: Aspects of America's political system that give Leah hope for the future. The latest Supreme Court ruling affecting trans people A hurtful decision by the Trump administration concerning the nation's suicide hotline. What the hell happened to Kristi Noem when she was rushed to the hospital. How Zoolander ties into Kristi Noem's bad day. … And lots more! Don't miss this funny, insightful, hopeful episode of The God Pod! Don't forget: God and Jesus stream daily. Catch God Pod LIVE every weekday at 2 PM ET / 11 AM PT. Tune in. Tell a friend! Remember to add the God Pod wherever you listen to podcasts, like Apple Podcasts or Spotify.

Dear Humans, Get ready to laugh with Jesus and Me, because today we're joined by hilarious friend of ours, comedian Brent Terhune! We discuss: Brent's incredible videos that screw with MAGA and his plans for the forthcoming Civil War. Jay Leno's impressive stand up skills. Comedy club crowds want to laugh again, and Brent delivers both politics and personal stories. Alex Jones = Vince McMahon of conspiracy theories. A dangerous asshole, but undeniably theatrical. Brent's love for horror movies, why he sees them as an escape from reality. What Brent and Jesus have been reading lately (And what closed captions God has read lately). Don't miss Brent's podcast They're Coming to Get You, and be sure to catch him on tour if he comes to an area near you! Don't forget: God and Jesus stream daily. Catch God Pod LIVE every weekday at 2 PM ET / 11 AM PT. Tune in. Tell a friend! Remember to add the God Pod wherever you listen to podcasts, like Apple Podcasts or Spotify.

Dear Humans, Jesus and I had the pleasure of being joined by a human who brings you joy through his food and his insights: Chef Andrew Zimmern! As the 4th of July holiday approaches for Americans, Andrew will be hosting Tastemade's 2025 Grill Week, kicking off June 30th. Don't miss it! We were floored by Andrew's insight to the state of the world, and his solutions for solving hunger. Did you know childhood hunger could be solved in 6 weeks?! We discuss: The best animal God has ever created, according to Andrew Andrew's thoughts on the state of Donold's administration, particularly Pete Hegseth. The relatively low cost of solving childhood hunger, and how fast this epidemic could be resolved in America. How he thinks America can become a greater country (It doesn't involve just getting rid of Trump) How we can solve the food issues in your country, and what he wishes Biden did differently. Don't forget: God and Jesus stream daily. Catch God Pod LIVE every weekday at 2 PM ET / 11 AM PT. And next week on God Pod Live: Monday at 2 PM ET: God and Jesus discuss the latest! Tuesday at 2 PM ET: God and Jesus discuss the latest! Wednesday, June 18 at 3:30 PM ET: Leah Litman, author of “Lawless: How the Supreme Court runs on Conservative Grievance, Fringe Theories, and Bad Vibes”! Thursday, June 19 at 2 PM ET: Comedian Brent Terhune! Friday, June 20 at 2 PM ET: Comedian Zach Zimmerman! Tune in. Tell a friend! Remember to add the God Pod wherever you listen to podcasts, like Apple Podcasts or Spotify.

Dear Humans, The latest episode of the God Pod is now available ad-free, exclusively for Letters from God Substack subscribers. To support ad-free episodes like this, please consider joining as a paid subscriber today! Today Jesus and I are joined by writer and author of “On This Day in History Sh!t Went Down” James Fell! James has a dirty mouth and was a natural fit with God as the trio discusses James' many creative Trump nicknames, the latest news including Donold's latest TACO moment, an upcoming rainy weekend in D.C., and much more! On this episode of the God Pod: God, Jesus, and James discuss the GOOD thing that happened on this day in history, James' piece “Why Some Long for a King to Rule Them All.” and we take a break from all the serious news by having a laugh over Donold getting booed at The Kennedy Center (Does he even know the plot of Les Mis, by the way?) Don't forget: God and Jesus stream daily. Catch God Pod LIVE every weekday at 2 PM ET / 11 AM PT. And next week on God Pod Live: Wednesday, June 18 at 3:30 PM ET: Leah Litman, author of “Lawless: How the Supreme Court runs on Conservative Grievance, Fringe Theories, and Bad Vibes”! Thursday, June 19 at 2 PM ET: Comedian Brent Terhune! Friday, June 20 at 2 PM ET: Comedian Zach Zimmerman! Tune in. Tell a friend! Remember to add the God Pod wherever you listen to podcasts, like Apple Podcasts or Spotify.

Dear Humans, The latest episode of the God Pod is now available ad-free, exclusively for Letters from God Substack subscribers. To support ad-free episodes like this, please consider joining as a paid subscriber today! "Keep up the good work! Happy to support this courageous and entertaining newsletter." — Sara   This week Jesus and I were joined by friend of the pod Andra Watkins! She was one of our earliest live-streaming guests, so we were thrilled to have her fun, dirty, and incredibly insights back on the show! Andra has a Substack called For Such a Time As This, where she decodes the America that you have chosen to be (A messy one!). On this episode of the God Pod: God, Jesus, and Andra discuss the the latest developments around the protests in Los Angeles and elsewhere in the USA, the Cassandra Theory, Elon and Donold's alleged make-up, Andra's incredible St. Augustine artwork, and Andra's favorite gin! Don't forget: God and Jesus stream daily. Catch God Pod LIVE every weekday at 2 PM ET / 11 AM PT. Still coming up this week: Thursday, June 12: James Fell, author and everyone's favorite Sweary Historian Friday, June 13: Chef Andrew Zimmern Tune in. Tell a friend!

Dear Humans, This week I was joined by Joy Reid! Joy-Ann Reid is an award-winning journalist, bestselling author, and one of the most trusted progressive voices in media. Known for her fearless commentary and deep insight into race, politics, and culture, she previously hosted The ReidOut and AM Joy on MSNBC. She's also the author of multiple books, including the New York Times bestsellers The Man Who Sold America and Medgar and Myrlie. Now, she's back with The Joy Reid Show, launching June 9 on YouTube and all major podcast platforms. Airing Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays at 7pm ET, the show will feature bold takes and in-depth conversations with newsmakers like Newark Mayor Ras Baraka, comedian Amber Ruffin, and former South African ambassador Ebrahim Rasool. On this episode of the God Pod: Joy shares her thoughts on Harvard, her love of Star Trek (and God, of course, takes the opportunity to gush about Andor), the absurd Elon vs. Donald feud, what it'll really take to fight back, and why we all need to understand that we are in a war for the soul of mankind. Don't forget: God and Jesus stream daily. Catch God Pod LIVE every weekday at 2 PM ET / 11 AM PT. Coming up this week: Wednesday, June 11: Andra Watkins, author and Project 2025 expert Thursday, June 12: James Fell, author and everyone's favorite Sweary Historian Friday, June 13: Chef Andrew Zimmern Tune in. Tell a friend! Remember to add the God Pod wherever you listen to podcasts, like Apple Podcasts or Spotify.

Dear Humans, The latest episode of the God Pod is now available ad-free exclusively for Letters from God Substack subscribers. To support ad-free episodes like this, please consider joining as a paid subscriber today! Letters from God is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This week Jesus and I were joined by Substack writer and radio host Dean Obeidallah to discuss the latest news, inter-SiriusXM-feuding, Taco Man, and so much more! We discuss: A theological boy band? Dean ranks God and Muhammad in his top five; The viral “Taco” moment that rattled Trump more than actual criminal charges; Elon Musk, Stephen Miller's wife, and the weirdest alleged White House Throuple ever; why the Democratic Party needs to take comedy seriously, and what's holding them back from hiring real satirists. Don't forget: Jesus and God stream DAILY! We're now moving our streams to Weekdays at 2 PM ET, 11 AM PT. PROGRAMMING NOTE: We talk to Joy Reid LIVE Friday at 2pm ET! Remember to add the God Pod wherever you listen to podcasts, like Apple Podcasts or Spotify.

Dear Humans, Will America… make it? On today's episode of The God Pod, comedian and co-star of MAX's Have I Got News For You Michael Ian Black joins God and Jesus to discuss politics, his career, and more with his signature dry humor! Our chat with Michael Ian Black picks up halfway through our time with him because we were having some internet issues, but once things worked correctly, our interview with him was a blast! Michael Ian Black: Wonders why the Pope didn't die when he and his wife were visiting, as he had hoped. Talks about his most meaningful gig to date. Discusses why he doesn't practice religion. Tune in for a really fun time with one of God's favorite people, and see if God can get back the love that he is giving Michael. Love, God

Dear Humans, If you're looking to feel hopeful and seeking signs of empathy, today's new episode is for you! This week on The God Pod, God and Jesus are joined by bestselling author Brad Meltzer to discuss his new book, Make Magic: The Book of Inspiration You Didn't Know You Needed! We discuss: How Brad turned a beloved commencement speech he wrote into his new book, and why his message resonates with humans. How he used stories of rejection to inspire his son's graduating class. Empathy once again comes up in our conversations with the Humans, and Brad explains what the internet is designed to do. His incredible, wide-ranging career: From writing thrillers to writing comics to writing the obituary for the one and only Stan Lee! Why comics have always been “woke,” and Brad traces it back to some of Stan Lee's earliest comics. Another upcoming book he has in the works about The Beatles, for children! Don't miss this inspiring, hopeful, and thought episode of The God Pod! Love, God PS - If you enjoy this episode, drop a like on this post, me-dammit!

Dear Humans, In today's new episode of The God Pod, Jesus and I are joined by Comedian Alex Hooper who tells us about his brand new comedy special “Brace Yourself,” which is available to watch NOW on Apple TV, Amazon Prime, YouTube, and Google Play! Get 25% off for 1 year We discuss: How Alex accidentally stumbled into a comedy career. When Alex's life took a dramatic turn after he got married. How he beat cancer, and how he turned his stories into a comedy act that are now featured in “Brace Yourself”. His roast of Simon Cowell that was too hot for TV and had to be cut by producers! For the first time on The God Pod, a comedian roasts God and Jesus! I hope you enjoy watching this episode as much as we did recording it. Alex was a hilarious guest and we had a blast with him. Thanks, humans! Love, God

Dear Humans, Easter Weekend ended with the death of The Pope - mere hours of spending time with Hell Spawn JD Vance (not a coincidence) - and later that day, Jesus and I were joined by comedian Trae Crowder on The God Pod! Get 25% off for 1 year Trae Crowder, aka “The Liberal Redneck” recently released a second special, Trash Daddy, which premiered Thursday, March 13th. Watch it on YouTube! Elsewhere on today's episode: Trae shares his thoughts on The Pope and if The Vatican will roll back their progress to a more fire and brimstone-y Pope. Our thoughts on one very Pizza-licious Pope, and why his name might change to Pope Calzone. We have a laugh over Larry David's response to Bill Maher's recent sucking up to Donold. We discuss how to prevent future generations from being indoctrinated by the right. God and Jesus adore Trae and were so excited to have him on the podcast. Enjoy! Love, God and Jesus

Dear Humans, Jesus and I sit down with the man who once said, “The question isn't ‘Is there a God?' The question is ‘Why do people believe in God?'” That's right. Penn Jillette is on the God Pod! Not to oversell it, but it might just be the greatest thing you'll ever witness in your entire life. Seriously. If you've ever wanted to watch Penn Jillette mock God to his face…this is your moment. Get 25% off for 1 year Here's what we got into: Faith and doubt — Penn shares his real thoughts on religion, atheism, and why he respects believers who actually walk the walk. Do Penn and Teller hang out offstage? — You'll find out. Their dynamic is fascinating and refreshingly un-Hollywood. How they made it big — The unlikely road from street performances to a long-running Vegas residency. They still can't believe it. Bob Dylan deep cuts — We asked for one favorite. He gave us a whole playlist. It's delightful. If Bullshit! came back — What would Penn call out now? From conspiracy grifters to political hypocrisy, he's still on fire. His new novel, Felony Juggler — Coming May 6. Pre-order it now! I hope you enjoy watching this episode as much as we did recording it. Thanks, humans! Love, God

Comedian and commentator Pete Dominick stopped by for a divine check-in, and things got real. He opened up about his work helping veterans and men in crisis. Then he looked Me and Jesus in the eye and asked, “Where were You when I needed You?” And lo, the room got awkward. Pete also shared the daily routines that keep him sane in a collapsing world, and stories from his time hanging with comedy legends like Lewis Black and Artie Lange. The man's seen some things. And yes, we talked about Donold's big tariff collapse. Pete saw it coming. A lot of us did. Consider checking out Pete's show on Substack: Sit Down With Pete!

Dear Humans, Karan Soni once played My assistant on Miracle Workers. Now instead of pretending with Steve Buscemi, he's talking to the real thing. We talked about his new film, A Nice Indian Boy, and what it means to navigate family, culture, and identity in a country that feels like it's falling apart. We also touched on tariffs, current events, and how anyone is supposed to stay joyful when everything around them is burning. It's funny. It's thoughtful. It might be the calmest thing I've published all week. Take a breath. Press play.

Dear Humans, Legendary comedian Lewis Black sat down with God (and Jesus) yesterday for a heartwarming, hilarious, and surprisingly spiritual interview. Not to oversell it, but it might just be the greatest thing you'll ever witness in your entire life. Seriously. If you've ever wanted to watch Lewis Black ask God if he's going to Heaven…this is your moment. In this episode: Lewis Black's biggest question for God and Jesus now that he's face-to-face with the divine Lewis Black talks to God about getting into Heaven How comedy has evolved (and unraveled) in the age of Trump Tariffs on penguins?!? A much-needed palate cleanser: Lewis' “heroin sport” and how sports still bring hope Why Lewis is leaning into empathy onstage, and may pivot to a full-blown “empathy act” God and Jesus make Lewis Black laugh!

Dear Humans, Today, Jesus and I sit down with social media star, author and Bible scholar Dan McClellan, whose new book The Bible Says So: What We Get Right (and Wrong) About Scripture's Most Controversial Issues drops April 29. Dan breaks down what the Bible really says about hot-button issues like abortion, slavery, lying, and homosexuality…and how scripture often contradicts itself. He also shares how he went from being raised agnostic to becoming a Mormon, and what most people get wrong about Mormonism. If you're skeptical about a Mormon writing a book like this, just wait until you hear what Dan has to say. There are smart, left-leaning folks in every faith tradition, even the ones you wouldn't expect. Don't miss The Bible Says So when it hits shelves April 29. Love, God

Author and radio personality John Fugelsang joins The God Pod to discuss how the right continues to twist the Bible and Jesus with sickening levels of hypocrisy. Buckle up, this is a PERFECT 36-minute episode. Letters from God is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. 1. This Week on The God Pod: John Fugelsang John Fugelsang is a Drama League nominated actor, comedian & broadcaster who hosts the acclaimed "Tell Me Everything" series on SiriusXM Progress #127. His first book, "Separation of Church and Hate: A Sane Person's Guide to Taking Back The Bible from Fundamentalists, Fascists, and Flock-Fleecing Frauds" will be published this August by Simon & Schuster's Avid Reader Press. John, the child of an ex-nun and an ex-Franciscan brother (yes, really), has a lifetime of perspective on faith, religion, and the way it's been hijacked by fascists and frauds. He's thrilled to speak directly with God and Jesus so he can finally say what's been on his mind: stop spinning the Bible to justify cruelty. We also put John on the spot: What would you say to Elon Musk if you spoke to him directly? As you might expect, he nails it.

Dear Humans, We sat down with Veep star Matt Walsh to talk improv, the afterlife, and why he just might like Chill Hell. 1. This Week on The God Pod

The richest man on Earth is falling apart. In a recent interview he was very close to tears. Let's laugh at his pain together! Click Here For Your 20% Off Deal 1. Behold! Musk's empire is crumbling Elon Musk went on camera and nearly broke down. When asked about Tesla's struggles, the man who claims to be the smartest person alive suddenly didn't have any answers.

Rejoice, for I bring thee tidings of great schadenfreude: Elon Musk hath lost a whole Bill Gates. 1. He Did This To Himself Tesla's stock hath crashed over 40% since December, wiping out $111 billion of Elon's fortune. Turns out, investors don't love it when a CEO ditches his own company to spend his days boosting Nazis and banning journalists. And who smote him most? His best bro Don-old. Trump's new tariffs on China, Canada, and Mexico are wrecking Tesla's supply chains, and the stock market took one look and said nah. Funny how licking fascist boots always ends in you getting your face stomped. Yet despite losing more money than the entire net worth of Bill Gates, Musk remains the world's richest idiot. Will he learn? Nay. He shall keep wreaking havoc and pretending he isn't the dumbest rich guy alive.   Spotted on the London Underground. 2. This Week on The God Pod This week, we were LIVE here on Substack while recording! Huge thanks to everyone who listened in—we can't wait to see you all again for future live stream events! On today's episode:

Dear Humans, Another day, another disaster waiting to happen. Donold wants Boeing to rush a new Air Force One—because what could possibly go wrong? Inflation is “back” (according to Donold), people are apparently flipping eggs like real estate, and Sean Duffy is making up more lies about air safety. Oh, and if Jesus came back? Yeah, let's just say it wouldn't go well. Let's get into it. 1. Topics include: The Department of Government Evil (DOGE) Donold wants Boeing to rush a new Air Force One What Donold is really saying when he admits inflation is ‘back' Are humans are buying up all the eggs just to resell them? What God thinks would happen to his son if he returned to Earth The latest lies Sean Duffy is sharing about air safety How Donold accidentally insulted his Vice President while fawning over Elon

Dear Humans, Sometimes, the universe delivers a moment of pure, unfiltered schadenfreude so powerful that even God and Jesus can't handle it. This was one of those moments. Elon Musk's own son obliterated Donold in the Oval Office, proving once and for all that even small children know to tell him to shut up and go away. And we, your benevolent deities, are here to watch it unfold together and laugh our divine asses off. 1. Even a Toddler Can See Through Donold's BS Baby X (or, as we prefer, Elon's son) had a hot mic moment of the century. "Shut up, go away." – A perfect summary of how the world feels about Donold. Donold, of course, just stood there awkwardly, because he's not used to hearing the truth. The fact that this happened in the Oval Office makes it even funnier. Listen to today's episode right now!

Dear Humans, It's only been 17 days since Tangerine Palpatine somehow returned, and the United States is in a full-blown crisis. Planes are dropping from the sky, Donold wants to build a casino in Gaza, and a foreign billionaire is the shadow president. But take heart! We're looking to the helpers. 1. People Fight Back Against President Musk We watch some powerful and hilarious moments from Democrats dissing the shit out of Felon Musk as they protest at the Treasury building. Watch us laugh as Ayanna Presley calls Elon a “Nazi nepo baby.” What happened with Trump's trade war (he lost lol) Is it even safe to fly anymore? We discuss the dystopian fantasies of the tech broligarchy How to keep fighting back, dammit!   While the topics are serious, we promise you'll be entertained and informed as we discuss them. Watch the episode above, or listen to it in your favorite podcast app!

Dear Humans, While it may feel like an eternity, it's only been TEN DAYS since America's worst President returned to the White House. It's become clear that you all died in 2016. And yes, this is Hell. As creators of the Universe, we can exclusively confirm the answers to all of the questions you've been pondering over the last few days. 1. Trump Supporters Getting Fired Or Deported We expose how Donold's very expensive and cruel racism managed to raise coffee prices. God attacks the racist masculinity complex and defines what it really means to be a man. People who voted for Trump are now tragically being either fired or deported. In light of Trump renaming the Gulf of Mexico, God has a new, official name for the United States of America and Texas. And we wrap with some uplifting news… because we have to have things to look forward to for this planet! While the topics are serious, we promise you'll be entertained and informed as we discuss them. Watch the episode above, or listen to it in your favorite podcast app!

Dear Humans, You made it through Velveeta Voldemort's first week. Congratulations! Here's a little treat: God and I are back with a new episode of The God Pod to laugh and cry about everything that happened. As creators of the Universe, we can exclusively confirm the answers to all of the questions you've been pondering over the last few days. 1. Egg Shortage, Elon VS. Donold, Bishop Budde Who really caused the egg shortage happening in America Elon's rift with Donold over artificial intelligence funding (Uh oh, there's already trouble in paradise!) Our live reaction to Bishop Budde confronting Donold, and a reminder that I am socialist af If Elon really was doing the Nazi salute (obviously yes) And lots more! While the topics are serious, we promise you'll be entertained and informed as we discuss them. Watch the episode above, or listen to it in your favorite podcast app! 2. Join The Rebellion Humanity is at a crossroads. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions. We're risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn't just keep this radical leftist podcast alive—it's a stand for resistance, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him. "I've always enjoyed your FB posts. This inauguration, I HAD to find something uplifting to do to spark a shot of hope through the darkness. This is it! Hallelujah!" — Nancy So if you've been waiting for a sign, this is it. To celebrate 8 months of smiting ignorance, we're offering 20% off—but only until midnight tonight. Think of it as an investment in the forces of truth and satire. Click here to claim your blessing and fight alongside us.

Dear Human, God and Jesus return from winter vacation, and we're catching up on all the good and bad news that happened in the last couple weeks. Topics include MAGA's Meltdown and Blue MAGA Rising Jimmy Carter and the possibility he'll replace God in Heaven Donold crying over flags being flown at ‘half-mast' during his Inauguration God and Jesus's predictions for 2025 God celebrates 420k followers on Bluesky And lots more! Watch, laugh, and cry with us in this new episode, and don't forget to follow The God Pod in your favorite podcast app.

Dear Humans,My birthday is coming up, and it's time for The God Pod Holiday Special! You won't want to miss this final episode of the year filled with holiday cheer! What We Cover: What God did (or didn't) get Jesus for his birthday (And why he's sweating so much) What we're looking forward to in 2025, from Andor to a new Nintendo system to humans continuing to fight for equality and justice. What's going on with those mystery drones, and how Trump might be fooling us all. Who God's Person of the Year is. And much more!

Dear Humans, Jesus and God are thrilled to welcome progressive champion and fellow Substack superstar Jess Piper to The God Pod! As someone who grew up evangelical, Jess was equally thrilled to FINALLY get to hear back from God and Jesus. Watch or listen to our interview now—this is one you don't want to miss!!! What We Cover: The state of the American healthcare system What Jess believes Democrats need to do to capture rural Americans The surprising history of the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter And lots more!   Questions for You: What do you think of Jess Piper's ‘Dirt Road Democrat' approach? Could it work nationwide? In the episode, Jess Piper shares her take on the state of healthcare in America. Do you agree with her perspective? What changes do you think are most needed? Which part of the interview resonated with you the most, and why? It's not just us who see the power in Jess's approach. Even AOC chimed in to amplify her message about grassroots rural organizing.

Dear Humans, Jesus was having a great Thanksgiving weekend with Mary and Joseph - not to mention seeing Wicked with Judas - until he learned that Joe Biden had pardoned his son Hunter. This and more are discussed on today's new episode of The God Pod! Watch to hear what we think of Joe's pardon, what Jesus thought of Wicked, how God celebrated Thanksgiving, and how corporate media has unfairly covered the economy. While we're on the subject of corporate media coverage, it will shock no one that to learn that yesterday, the NY Times ran SIX stories on Joe Biden pardoning his son…and only ONE on Trump promising to weaponize the FBI to go after anyone he considers his political enemy, such as yours truly. One way to fight the outdated, unfair media is to support leftist newsletters and podcasts like ours. Establishment media has fallen to billionaire control! Support independent media!! We're all you have left. Please consider becoming a paid Substack subscriber to help God's rebellious, blasphemous, leftist network continue growing. Visit TheGodPodcast.com!

WARNING: This episode contains thoughts and solutions you might not fully agree with. Um…sorry. Dear Humans, In the newest episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus attempt to figure out what went wrong in this election and where we must go from here. STOP saying ‘we only lost by two points.' STOP paying political consultants, and START trying to win over low information voters. Progressive politics work! Do we want to win... ever? Let's start by figuring out who is making the decisions at the DNC. Decisions like…let's be Republicans Lite. Things need to change. Making the exact same mistakes next time is NOT ACCEPTABLE! The Rebellion begins NOW! Please consider becoming a paid Substack subscriber to help God's rebellious, blasphemous, leftist network continue growing.

Dearest Humans, This week on The God Pod: Jesus has a case of the giggles as he and God look at some of the most deranged Donold moments of the last week. God shares a clip of Obama at a recent rally that is not getting enough attention, in which President Obama points out the cost of Donold's lies. Speaking of lies, we voice our support for a new rumor that involves yet another couch. Listen to The God Pod here or on your favorite podcast app, and let us know what you think of this episode in the comments! BEHOLD! God is now only ONE spot behind Ann Coulter on the Substack US Politics chart! These rankings are determined by number of paid subscribers. Let smiting Ann Coulter be your reason for upgrading to paid today: Visit TheGodPodcast.com now!

Dear Humans, On this week's all new episode of the God Pod, we discuss all the latest in the US election. Donold tells his followers to vote on January 5th. Why? Donold asked his followers if they would “rather have the Black president or the white president?” Donold threatens using the military to go after “radical leftists” who don't support him Kamala and Tim continue to troll him into oblivion A discussion of the polls, and why corporate media wants you to think this is a horse-race Join us as we condemn violence and racism, won't you? And let us know your thoughts on this episode in the comments. Love, God

BEHOLD! Yesterday Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to everything that's happened in U.S. politics in the last week. Check it out! Be sure to visit TheGodPodcast.com to get full video episodes and daily articles from God and Jesus!

BEHOLD! Last night Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to the debate. Check it out in the video above! Forsooth, as we predicted, the corporate media said that Vance won the debate because they have pudding for brains, which is mean to pudding. Pudding isn't totally corrupt, bought and paid for by right wing billionaires. We talk about it all in-depth!

Dear Humans, The other day Captain Dipshit said in an interview that he won't run again in 2028 if he loses this election. He would be 82 or 83 at the time. "No, I don't. I think ... that will be it. I don't see that at all," said The Demented One, when asked if he would run again in 4 years if he loses this year. Of course, he said in 2020 that if he lost that year, we would never see or hear from him again. And sadly, that was not true. He never shuts the fuck up. He never goes away. Do you believe him? Or is he full of shit? Am I insane for asking that? Because that's what JESUS says in our latest episode. I still can't believe his answer. Halloween's around the corner, would the Republicans run his corpse if they could? Would they clone him? Robo-Donald? Zombie Donald?? Cyborg-Vampire Donald?!? We already have racist psychopath Donald…although I assume all Donald retreads would have that. Anyway, give the new episode of the God Pod in the video above a little looksie. Jesus and I recap what happened in the last week and somehow find ways to make each other laugh.

Dear Donald Trump Jr., I see thou art whining about having to explain to children that a shooter almost killed thy father. Now you know how it feels to be a parent sending their kids to public schools in the USA on any given day. Thou shalt not complain about how unsafe it is living in America. Your father was the president for 4 years. What did he get done? Nothing. He literally people to “get over it” the day after a mass shooting in Iowa. Human life is meaningless to him. Thou shalt not complain about how unsafe it is as you dad's cult rallies. He has been stirring up a hive of insane bees for 9 long years now. Did thou really thinkest the killer bees would never sting thee? Thou shalt not blame Democrats for two registered Republicans trying to take out your dad in the last two months. Both assassins were registered as Republicans. This most recent one even voted for thy father in 2016! It is not the fault of Democrats, who have always condemned violence and expressed gratitude that Donald is okay. It is the fault of Republicans, who see no problem in encouraging others to commit acts of violence, as your father did on January 6, 2021. As he did last week against Haitian immigrants. As he always does. Hast thou not ever studied history? Being a fascist leader isn't all it's cracked up to be. Thou might want to read to the end of what happened to Adolph Hitler in World War 2. Those who live by the sword, die by the sword. Those who live by the violent rhetoric, die by their own violent rhetoric. Those who stand in the way of gun control, shall see their own family members die by guns not being controlled. Here endeth the lesson. THE LORD HAS SPOKEN! PS - Oh also, Jesus and I talked about everything that's happened in the last week in this week's episode. It's been a lot.

Dear Humans, Lo, last night was wonderful. It was the long waited for comeuppance that Donold so richly deserved. It was the smiting we all needed to watch! Thank you to everyone who joined our live chat! Jesus and I had so much fun hanging out with you! It was so nice having our live chat locked to paid subscribers so we could enjoy it without fear of having any trolls there. After the debate, loser Donold went to the spin room, a sure sign that he knew he had just been destroyed. Every single channel was praising Kamala's performance and utterly aghast at the things Donold said. Except for Fox News of course, which merely complained that ABC did something called ‘fact-checking.' His supporters are now vowing to never watch ABC or Disney ever again. LOL…ok sure. https://www.thegodpodcast.com/p/kamala-destroys-donoldmegasmite

Dear Humans, We're back! On today's episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus discuss all that hath occurred over the last two weeks, from the Democratic National Convention to Dana Bash's interview with Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. A lot of things happened whilst Jesus was on vacation! We also preview the first presidential debate coming on Tuesday night between Kamala and Donold. GOD'S 5 MONTH ANNIVERSARY SALE Well, tomorrow marks out 5th birthday here on Substack. It's been going BONKERS. We are now at #80 on the US Politics leaderboard. Only 10 spots to go to pass the vile one, Ann Coulter. Unlike Tim Pool, Benny Johnson, and all those right wing podcasters, I'm not supported by bribes from Russia. I'm not paid by Putin. All I got is you. To celebrate our milestone, I'm offering a special one-day discount! For today only, you can become a paid subscriber at a 20% discount. Just click here to claim your September Rise Of Democracy Special and support God. Don't miss out on this divine deal! (Valid through September 8th, 2024)

Jesus and I recapped everything that's happened in the last week. We celebrate the addition of Tim Walz to the Democratic ticket, and laugh our asses off at the ongoing smiting of Downfall Donold. Forsooth, how does Donold keep outdoing himself in the humiliation department? Wishing Biden was still running Complaining that Kamala's crowds must be “fake” ‘Accidentally' flying on Jeffrey Epstein's private jet in 2024 And so much more. Join us as God and Jesus try to process all the funny things that are happening. I have faith in you, humans. Love, God

Dear Humans, Earlier this week, Jesus and I had the rare opportunity to converse with Project 2025 expert Andra Watkins, who doth cover Project 2025 every single day on her Substack, “How Project 2025 Will Ruin YOUR Life.” Verily, we quickly discovered that Andra is exceedingly cool and fun, and doth enjoy cursing as much as God. She is delightful and brilliant, and we didst have a blast hanging out with her. In addition to doing the Lord's work in educating the world on Project 2025, Andra is a cherished member of the God community. I oft see her in our comments and restacking our posts, and if there be one thing God still enjoyeth, it's that little hit of dopamine from likes, comments, and shares. This is because God is like unto Tinkerbell and doth require thy claps to continue to exist. “I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.” - Michael Scott, The Office Shoot…lost my train of thought. Anyway, cuddle up with a cup of coffee and hang out with us. Thou hast a little time. I believe in you, humans. Love, God SPECIAL OFFER: To celebrate our 3 month anniversary on Substack and Kamala's VP announcement today, I'm offering a special one-day discount! For today only, you can become a paid subscriber at a 20% discount. Just click here to claim your August Rise of Democracy Special and support God. Don't miss out on this divine deal! (Valid through August 9th, 2024)

Dear Humans, Wow, what an episode we have for you this week! The rollercoaster has not slowed down and the last few days have been absolutely wild. We discuss the latest with data nerd Nick Powers.  Nick tells us about what he's seeing and we compare notes. And what we're seeing is AWESOME. The Kamala momentum is real and spreading. We also laugh at the expense of extreme weirdo JD Vance, which feels SofaKing good. Later on, we discuss Trump's weird speech to Christians. But first, we review all the amazing statistics! Join us on Substack for all our exclusive content and videos! New content daily! https://www.thegodpodcast.com/subscribe

Watch the video! Dear Humans, I never could have imagined how emotional the past few days would make me. I have cried more tears of joy, hope, and pride than I can remember. For the first time in a long time, I am filled with hope for the future. Joe Biden's decision to step down wasn't just a brilliant chess move; it was a symbolic passing of the torch from one generation to the next. And all the next generation wants to do is save the world. They have been champing at the bit for a while. I haven't been this excited about a candidate since 2008. Kamala Harris stepping up and shining in her new role is truly inspiring. Watching her rise to the occasion fills me with immense pride and excitement for what lies ahead. According to new polls today, Kamala is already beating Trump in the polls by 2 points, and she has barely just begun! Of course, we couldn't help but laugh at the Republicans' feeble attempts to criticize her. Their main complaint? They don't like her laugh. It's comical how they grasp at plastic straws. Meanwhile, Trump is sulking over the money he wasted attacking Biden. HAHAHAHA! Trump attacked the Capitol to cling to power, while Biden voluntarily stepped down for the greater good. This concept of giving up power makes no sense to fascists, it's as foreign to them as love. In this moment of transition and hope, let's embrace the future with open hearts and minds. Together, we can rally around Kamala and defeat the power of Trumpian fascism forever. With hope and love, God and Jesus  

Dear Humans, Today Jesus and I sit-down with Johnny Palmadessa, a sharp young Democratic Strategist who found himself in the thick of chaos at the Trump campaign rally where a mass shooting occurred on Saturday. One innocent bystander lost their life, and Donald came within 2 inches bullet going through his brain. Johnny shares his firsthand account of the event. Jesus and I tried to wrap our minds around it, and let me tell you, it's not easy processing this kind of madness. Johnny's story is a sobering reminder of the real consequences of divisive rhetoric. It's a wake-up call, a cosmic nudge, if you will, to re-evaluate who you're supporting and why. Who will attract more chaos like a magnet in the future? Who will work to calm things down? So, do yourselves a favor and watch the full interview. Trust me, it's worth your time. You'll hear Johnny's harrowing experience, and maybe, just maybe, you'll come away with a clearer understanding of the gravity of the situation. Plus, Jesus and I throw in some of our classic banter to keep things light. You won't want to miss it. Love, God PS - Watch the video! https://www.thegodpodcast.com/p/surviving-the-trump-assassination Celebrate with Us: We just hit a milestone—over 500 paid subscribers! It's a tiny fraction of our 54,000 followers, but every bit helps us keep bringing you divine satire. Thank you for your support! To all our devoted followers, we need your help to keep the comedy flowing. Your subscription not only supports our mission to combat chaos with humor, but it also grants you access to exclusive content. https://www.thegodpodcast.com/subscribe Testimonials: James: "Till the worst happens, which just might happen after the election, you at least speak lots of truth. The drug test commentary set me off and I wrote a late in time comment which at least got it off my chest. So without your website no place would be safe (at least for now) and I appreciate the humor, the acid and vitriol that pours out of this page. "  

Dear Human Being reading this, It's me, God, and boy, do we have a divine dispatch for you today! We just recorded a brand new episode of The God Pod, and you're not gonna want to miss this one. We dug into some juicy topics that are hotter than hell's furnace, so grab your popcorn and buckle up. First up, we tackled the question that's been on everyone's mind: Who exactly is trying to push Biden out? Surprise, surprise—it's the millionaires and billionaires pulling the strings. The regular folks? They're still supporting him. The real puppet masters here are the wealthy elites, and we're exposing their game. Then, we dove into something Ted Lieu mentioned that's flying under the radar: the Epstein files. Yeah, you heard that right. Lieu said, “Something I've heard that doesn't seem to be getting covered is the Epstein files ... Donald Trump is all over this ... y'all might want to look at that.” The #TrumpPedoFiles should be the hottest hashtag right now. And if that wasn't enough, MSNBC played a side-by-side clip of President Biden speaking at the NATO summit and Donald Trump's unhinged rally from last night. Let me tell you, it was like watching a Shakespearean actor next to a guy screaming on a street corner. Biden's all about diplomacy and coherence, while Trump's rambling about airports and mothers helplessly watching their kids overdose. Seriously, what alternate reality is this guy living in? Speaking of Trump's rallies, his latest performance in Doral was a doozy. He goes on about how “Mothers will never again be forced to watch their children overdosing and hosp--lee. And we will never allow mothers to watch their child hopelessly dying in their arms, screaming, ‘What can I do? What can I do? Help me God, what can I do?'” And don't get me started on his rant about dirty, crowded airports. Someone really needs to give this guy a reality check. So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the latest episode and get the full scoop. Celebrate with Us: We just hit a milestone—over 500 paid subscribers! It's a tiny fraction of our 54,000 followers, but every bit helps us keep bringing you divine satire. Thank you for your support! If you haven't subscribed to our newsletter yet, what are you waiting for? Head over to thegodpodcast.com to get the latest episodes, satirical news, and more. Testimonials: Corlis Robe: "I supported your work because my world needs more Actual Thought than it currently shows." AlbanianQueen: "You give me hope and make me smile while stating the facts. It's kinda like talking to God!

Hey there, you beautiful mortals! It's me, God, back with another episode of The God Pod. This time, Jesus and I are tearing apart Project 2025, that insane conservative plan to turn the USA into Gilead. First up, I go off on how these utter douchebags want to centralize power and roll back rights. Seriously, it's like they want to drag us all back to the Dark Ages….and the Dark Ages sucked! Jesus jumps in to rip apart Trump's lies. He's pissed, folks, and rightfully so. These idiots would melt the polar ice caps and call it a hot tub party. And don't get me started on their social security “reforms.” Raising the retirement age and cutting benefits? That's some seventh circle of hell kind of crap. Stand up against these draconian policies with all the might you can muster. And don't forget to visit thegodpodcast.com to join our community, sign up for our newsletter, and get the latest episodes, satirical news, and letters from yours truly. Whether you are a free or paid subscriber, I appreciate you being part of this community. Tune in, laugh your ass off, and stay informed with God and Jesus. Love, God

Dear Humans, We're back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into the latest Supreme Court decisions and the media hysteria following the debate. Here's your holy recap: Episode Highlights: Supreme Court Decisions:

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Dear Heavenly Followers, We're back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into a mix of divine humor and righteous rants, covering everything from Louisiana's latest classroom mandate to the broader implications of such moves. Here's your holy recap:

Hi Humans, We're back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into a mix of divine humor and righteous rants, covering everything from surreal papal meetings to the latest political chaos. Here's your holy recap: