The Nikki Glaser Podcast

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Every Monday through Thursday, comedian and infamous roaster Nikki Glaser provides a fun, fast-paced, and brutally honest look into current pop-culture and her own personal life.

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    • 128 EPISODES

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    #127 Whatever!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 74:36

    Imagine joking with one of your besties about a song that's great to kill yourself to and then you get to work with the guy who wrote it!? Between you and Nikki that's exactly what happened to her with will.i.am. Nikki and Andrew discuss standing up for yourself and cooling a heated situation between friends. You Heard It Here First, the Disney D is a G, non alcoholic bars sound fun and celebs who love dressing up for Halloween a little too much. Nikki pulls out her "Best Friends Game" for the wild card Wednesday segment. And it turns out that she and Andrew are besties! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #126 Squid's Out of The Shell

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 90:48

    Between you and Nikki she is in Los Angeles today and learned that Noa and Andrew spent quality time watching Squid Game last night. Jimmy Fallon told her she isn't missing much and Nikki isn't stressing either after going to the 'facial gym'. They talk about their attention span shortage, Nikki's new life changing mantra, one that might cure Andrew's anal fissures and some words on Alec Baldwin. You Heard It Here First, what is baby corn anyway, no thanks to "udder butter" and our primitive brains suck. Nikki shares her latest Reddit saves and Andrew talks about how he blurs the age difference between him and Brenna by not dressing old. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #125 Fanthrax Only Pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 56:36

    With the voicemail box overflowing, Nikki and Andrew present a Fanthrax Only episode and give attention to what Besties have to say! They respond to stories about a husband who needed to shut up after anesthesia, a cure for a panic attack that won't work for Andrew, feedback from a charismatic Uber driver and answer a question about what to do with your pet when you're about to have sex. These voicemails really give them all the swells. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #124 Run Through A Locker

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 94:17

    Between you and Nikki, it's best to stay positive and to stop wanting others to have what you have. Nikki tells Andrew that her cankers are back and it doesn't want to make her want to go to bed early. Andrew learns about the steam function on the dryer. They talk about organizing, Nikki likes the Amy Schumer method and explained why Roomba is locked in the bathroom. You Heard It Here First, assertive vs. aggressive, raunchy lyrics from 1981 and Andrew's Sports Moment rails again cancel culture. Besties bring it in the Fanthrax segment and we discover an early video of Andrew. In the Final Thought, they talk about the "men" in mental health. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #123 R & R & A Brown Towel

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2021 85:48

    Between you and Nikki pink under eye liner is gonna be the new thing and there's a lot to be gained from speaking to Luigi's vet. Andrew got to witness Nikki "get ready" last night and she was anal about it. She asks 7 pertinent questions that she answers yes to about a western bedroom habit. You Heard It Here First, online dating ice breakers, porn on the news and Island Boys. In Slice of Life, Nikki shares a video she made for Bob Saget's charity the Scleroderma Research Foundation. In the Final Thought, Andrew gives Nikki a nudge to write a song with a double meaning. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #122 Lean Into The Husk w/ Julie Glaser

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2021 87:24

    Between you and Nikki, her mom is coming over and she didn't clean up, that was a decision. Andrew is bonding with his family so we brought Julie Glaser to take his place. Nikki and Julie talk about Nikki's decision making process and cultural touchstones. You Heard it Here First: Julie slept in a haunted house owned by a famous author, Bravo housewives that Julie would consider as dinner mates and financial relationships between parents and kids. Nikki shows her Reddit Dump and butts head with her mom about achievements and egg yolk. In the Final Thought Nikki invites Julie to open up her mail and it was nothing like the ASMR videos she watches. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #121 Long Division

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 92:14

    Between you and this podcast, we are recording at an ungodly hour in the morning which makes things a little extra silly. Nikki begins with realizing that she was a scared child and explains what happened on a haunted hayride. She also figured out how to become a kid whisperer, literally. Andrew has his dad's gamer podcasting set and joins from South Caroline with some disappointing news. On a positive note, he had a great trout salad. You Heard It Here First, Nikki needs that "shred lett" from Subway, ancient terms for our private parts, what men are insecure about most and we care about Howie Mandel fainting because somehow it turned to a conversation about ball play. They go around the horn discussing Top1 Bottom1 sodas and in the Final Thought, Luigi is getting a therapist today. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #120 Just Kiddin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2021 97:50

    Nikki has a positive "canky" update, so she's doing much better brain soul and body. She helps Noa with an unresolved conflict and reflects about the difficulties of opposite sex friendships. Andrew is in for a surprise as Nikki finally shows him a video of a well endowed dog. This was brought on by a story Andrew told about texting a dog walker colleague a text meant for his friend. You Heard It Here First, we are all distraught from a horror house headline, we don't need killer dog robots and a Sports Moment that will make you wish your leg fell off! In our favorite segment, Fanthrax, we hear from a besties who spotted us in public, who are going to see the tour alone, those who felt comforted in the pandemic and one who talked about Nikki being her best friend while she was under anesthesia! Nikki's Final Thought will leave you stunned... just kiddin'! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #119 Moves Real Jagged w/ Kerstin

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 89:00

    Between you and Nikki, can someone please talk to her in public about her TSwift shirts?! She's also come to the conclusion that she needs more Love on the Spectrum in her life. After getting a "can we talk text", Andrew wasn't able to sleep much. He's looking forward to spending quality and possibly competitive time with his brothers and dad. Kerstin joins and shows how flexible she is as a friend. They discuss poise and grace. Your Heard It Here First, "Bernal" the blanket is soothing, Andrew's retired coke face and don't cook your lover's pet! They play Finish My Sentence and describe their personal hells. In the Final Thought, Nikki tells you how many parcels she ordered last night from her now favorite app. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #118 Barely Legal Anbesol

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2021 79:17

    Between you and Nikki, applying painful meds alone sucks but reading books on your phone doesn't. After taking a personality test on 16personalities.com, Nikki and Andrew sort of understand each other better. Brenna teaches them about an act of love as they miss her so much baby. You Heard It Here First, it's suing season, penises come in all shapes and sizes and Nikki does care about the possibility of finding love even after giving up hope. In her Reddit Dump, Nikki found an acid laced Paul McCartney interview about honesty, a sports moment with Taylor Swift, Andrew shows off his math skills and Final Thoughts on Chappelle's new special that has been partially watched. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #117 An Old or New Banana

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2021 88:32

    Between you and Nikki, she might be the first podcaster to do a whole show with a "family of canker soars" on her tongue. Having cancelled her med spa appointment she found some relief for her mouth. Andrew comes in with a reggae beat which makes them think of songs with lyrics that are not what they expected. You Heard It Here First, long hair, do care, dogs eat the darnedest things, EJ our Beatles expert is not surprised by McCartney's drop and Nikki does care to show how a joke could be inflected better. In the Top1 Bottom1 they talk about what they buy at drug stores and in the Final Thought, Besties are the 'in' crowd and Nikki is off for the rest of the day. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #116 The Part That Is The Thing

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 93:28

    Between you and Nikki, it's alright not to have an excuse to be feeling down, it's complicated, much like getting sentiment out of parents. Andrew tells too much about his "hard" situation in the middle of the night. Nikki reflects on the hang they had with her family and if only her parents could see her meet and greets. In the news, a spider bite that is out of hand, "tapping out of your genitals" on screen and a sports moment that leads Andrew to show off his apology skills. Fanthrax messages included voicemails about laughing skeletons, a mispronunciation, hand written notes and in the Final Thought a warning from a Bestie! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #115 Add It To The Bunch w/ Kerstin!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 92:56

    Between you and Nikki, she loves having her BFF over but Luigi the dog not so much. Also, extremely painful foot massages are the bomb. Kerstin joins Nikki and Andrew and we learn about Nikki's HS locker and what they would all spend $100k on. You Heard It Here First, bicep bracelets are back, the gayest thing that Nikki has ever done and Oprah drops some truth on friendships. They wrap up the show with Besties who came thru with some incredible Collection of Couhls. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #114 I Love You

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 86:15

    Between you and Nikki, she has an astronomical amount of T Swift shirts, nap time came way too early and she is really digging reaction videos. Nikki has a bone or maybe a calf to pick with Andrew's heel photos. This spurs a conversation about looking at their own material which leads to a quick game of "Joke Computer". You Heard It Here First, Nikki's uncomfortable story from the MTV awards, a quick french lesson and Nikki's theory about Prince Harry. In the Reddit Dump, why people die from burns, a sentence that's way too hard to figure out and in the Final Thought Andrew gets challenged to make a special phone call. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #113 Figment of Speech

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 91:27

    Between you and Nikki, a friendly straddle, suffering for gains, late show crowds and forgotten sex toys are all top of mind. After a suggestion from his girlfriend, Andrew tries to get a doctor appointment. This leads to a conversation about how long you have to wait for an appointment these days and getting your weight when you go. You Heard It Here First, more sex. comes with age, how to get a kidney and Nikki does not care about old men in space. In the Top1 Bottom1, Andrew feels compelled to try a woman's pointed shoe as they have an elderly discussion about shoes. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #112 An Old Chimp's Tale

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 83:38

    Between you and Nikki, she has some pointers on how to overcome social anxiety and it involves being truthful. Andrew gets a little wild and might activate your robots. Nikki and Andrew dissect how to compliment a man and why. You Heard It Here First, primatology 101, Britney is free, a weekday relationship and an end to a winning streak in Andrew's Weekly Sports Moment. Fanthrax voicemails include ones from a local Bestie, one with an important life change and in the Final Thought a Bestie shares an embarrassing moment that might have happened as a result of the pod. Oops. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #111 Partner in TV Watching

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 86:46

    Between you and Nikki she is pondering the potential of finding a new roommate or living alone. Andrew loves Nikki's electric outfit which she put on to make a point. They talk about their aging underparts and talk more about a decision that was made. You Heard It Here First, charisma is a good characteristic, personal robots will get your name wrong and a reading of a cringe sext exchange. They overshare in The Blankest Thing segment when they discuss the horniest thing they've ever done and close the show by sharing final thoughts on horned up men! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #110 Pizza In The Dark

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2021 89:31

    Between you and Nikki, adding reverb to your vocal track is like mascara and a spray tan. Nikki talks about recording her first song with Matt Pond and Anya Marina in a studio. Andrew and Nikki talk about their day being followed by cameras and getting used to sharing their most intimate moments of self expression. Nikki explains who Kiki Tuy is and what it was like sitting next a famous singer at the iHeart Awards. You Heard It Here First, we will know when to drink more water, a game of sassy turkey or Mick Jagger, what not to do for your life partner and Nikki does care about what Will Smith has to say about thoughts and storage closets. In the Reddit Dump, meth laced fascism and a horse race and a post on synchronicities takes them into the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #109 It's A Party w/ Kerstin!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 84:29

    Between you and Nikki, her BFF from 4th grade and beyond Kerstin, fills the Venn diagram of comedy. After a fun weekend of hometown shows, Kerstin stayed over and the group is broadcasting in their robes. They talk about besties, Kerstin's version of becoming friends with Nikki and the new season of Love on The Spectrum. You Heard it Here First, don't complain about the most hated fast food chain, the reason one cheats can affect the quality cheating and relationships that work. They fess their most basic bitch top and bottoms before closing out the show. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #108 The State Of Being

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2021 86:53

    Between you and Nikki, when Besties come to her show there is a feeling of "we", she is finally able to watch DWTS and considering adding a leotard to her wardrobe. Andrew feels lighter after a good "balcony" but it makes Nikki feel like she knows too much. They talk about a Norm Macdonald red carpet interview, getting roasted by other comics and about consistency being key. You Heard It Here First, the E in sex stands for E brake, Apple doesn't care about us and a lucky bet. Fanthrax from Besties include stories about a dating app success, an unclaimed paycheck and crotch-e-ting. In the Final Thought Nikki remembers a story about a teacher trying to define embarrassment. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #107 The Cat Wanted Out w/ Seth Glassman

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 86:25

    Between you and Nikki, the other side of fear is freedom. Andrew needed a nap this morning after actually going out and doing something last night. Nikki can't quit her coffee order and reenacts how she asks for it. You Heard It Here First, the top funeral songs of 2021, MGK/Corey Taylor beef and Nikki does care about Nicole Richie burning her hair. Andrew's BFF Seth Glassman joins to share what it was like rooming with him. We learn a lot about Andrew, Nikki gets some closure on a restaurant experience and an unknown behind the scenes story about "Ragu" from FBoy Island comes up. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #106 FU Tonight

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 92:15

    Between you and Nikki it might be time to put away a fancy dress from Saks and maybe it's best not to always trust your brain. Andrew and Nikki talk about the TV they got from Goodwill was a bigger bargain than they thought. Nikki wants to know Andrew's take on upgrading her wardrobe with "wine o'clock of vegetable' themes. You'll have to hear the episode to understand... The news sparks conversation about going braless, favorite smells and a new love in the air. Nikki brings up some topics from r/Dating_Advice and r/AskMen in her Reddit Dump and in the Final Thought she talks about one of her worst days at work. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #105 This Is Video Mode...

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2021 104:03

    Between you and Nikki, she wants you to know you can never predict the future, support men who are grieving Norm MacDonald's passing and maybe comedy does have a deeper impact than she once thought. Andrew is still thinking about the half n' half aka having to cover his junk in a holding cel. Nikki remembers interviewing Andrew for his job as her dog walker and him revealing too much. They get into body odor and how to tell your partner. You Heard It Here First: Social Media companies hiding their own body image studies, day dreaming and Nikki does care about this Love is Blind contestant finding love. In the Top1 Bottom1 they tell stories about pets. In the Final Thought they talk about unconditional love. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #104 Three Truths

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2021 90:45

    Between you and Nikki, she might have invented the "stars like us" column as a kid. Nikki is aiming to be better about reaching out to friends in bereavement. Nikki and Andrew discuss how their parents handled their budding talents as kids. Nikki fills him in on her vocal lesson and in Andrew's news segment he fills her in on a grocery store violation, cosplay gone wrong and how the USA gymnastics team was failed by those who should have protected them. In the Fanthrax segment, Besties ask for relationship advice. In closing the show Nikki and Andrew bring up Cauliflower Pizza Gate! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #103 Edge

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 93:02

    Between you and Nikki, you might not know that you're falling for psychological tricks that comedians pull. Today, Andrew's outfit reminds Nikki of a "bird's eye view of the Bahamas", Andrew is relaxed after last night's Robert Earl Keen concert. Nikki learned a valuable lesson after getting scammed. You Heard It Here First, multiple orgasms, a sex toy haul and comedians turned back up singers. In Collection of Co'uhls they invite special guest "Edge" to hear Bestie stories and give his edgy feedback. In the Final Thought, Nikki regrets sharing her platform with him. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #102 Where'd You Go To High School?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 93:36

    Between you and Nikki, she's trying to be more selfless, thinks about the grieving process and ready to go through her feelings. Andrew is trying to balance comfort and fashion. Nikki explains some St. Louis things that people say. You Heard It Here First, a parrot that exhibits self care, regrets and celebrities on Instagram. In the Reddit Dump, Nikki goes through threads about happiness and shallow deal breakers. In the Final Thought they talk about what shallow relationship deal breakers they might have. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #101 High Off My Own Supply

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2021 97:30

    Between you and Nikki, don't be ashamed of your feet, never settle and watch Buzz Aldrin's cameo on 30 Rock. Andrew is dressed like a self proclaimed "crayon" and Nikki is wearing her laundry day outfit. This prompts a conversation about complements. You Heard It Here First, contracts and relationships,Nikki's epiphany, anxiety is maybe attractive and enough of JLo and Ben please. In their Top1 Bottom1 they discuss guilty pleasures. In the Final Thought they talk about individual stories of 9/11 victims and the video that everyone needs to watch to be a better human. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #100 Mayonnaise on a Plum

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2021 91:55

    Between you and Nikki, ok maybe keepings tabs is not a good idea but cohabitation is hard! Nikki thinks Luigi the dog is mad at her. Andrew brings up a moment he brought his girlfriend something she did not want to bed. You Heard It Here First, PSA: Stop doing things you don't want to do, but word is bond, both Mulaney and Munn deserve a pat on the back and Andrew's Weekly Sports moment gets them to realize something about condiments. Fanthrax sparks conversation about why we get out of bed, anal sex and a hypothetical question about Google searches that might kill us. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #99 I Guess You Needed It w/ Lisa Lampanelli

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2021 103:52

    Between you and Nikki, you have seven times more in you than you might think and it is a good thing to be uncomfortable. Andrew is lowering his mirror time as a means of being less critical of himself. Lisa Lampanelli legend/host of the podcast Losers With A Dream joins and the conversation gets even more elevated. They discuss positive framing like, "I got to", noticing your moods and feelings and ensuring that you spend your time doing things that are fun. Lisa shares her wisdom and gets Nikki to have an epiphany and Andrew to get a little testy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #98 Ham Drip

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2021 89:48

    Between you and Nikki sometimes you can't be ready for taking on a new responsibility. Andrew likens himself to a new animal that might be more accurate than the hedgehog. They get into shape shifting and phases they went through. You Heard it Here First: An accurate use of words, preserving of the skin and yes, Nikki cares about sexy comments from Megan Fox and MGK. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, she shares a mom's attempted fail to embarrass her kid, really bad tattoos and a relationship question that is hard to agree on. In the Final Thought, Nikki reflects on why she likes when people stand up to her. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #97 The Ginger After Wasabi

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2021 103:30


    Between you and Nikki she is trying to manage her relationship with her parents better and getting her sister in on the book that will help with that. Andrew is in Chicago and wonders how Nikki is spending her time in the apartment alone while doing vocal warm ups. They are both having a positive relationship with working out, which might be why Nikki shared something very embarrassing. You Heard It Here First, it's ok to get an 80 on the Good People Test, when dogs sniff butts and if you were as entertaining as Tiffany Haddish you too would sing at diners. For Top1Bottom1 they chat about Instagram trends and in the Final Thought, Nikki is proud of a gift she got a good friend and how it made her feel. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com


    #96 Empty Out The Gravy Tray

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2021 91:31

    Between You and Nikki, she is feeling close to you and grateful to be asked to play the music she has been working on during the IG live sessions. Andrew might not sleep so well tonight after recalling a part of his origin story which involves his second time being in jail. You Heard It Here First, dating apps are trying, life imitating art of emergency rescue TV shows and a sports moment that involves the concept of 'fake it til you make it'. In the Fanthrax segment Nikki announces a special surprise for her Denver tour date, gets a nice message from a therapist, loves the idea of a bestie meet up and they get a mispronunciation that perfectly encapsulates the show. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #95 That's My Purpose

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 97:04

    Between you and Nikki there's a rainbow at the end of a storm. Andrew asks Nikki for her origin story, in which she shares all the drama from drama class and that she was not a class clown. You Heard it Here First: Unexpected pranks are not boring after all, stay cool if your credit card declines and YES! We would totally watch a queer version of The Batchelor. In Finish My Sentence, Nikki and Andrew guess each other's regrets and in the Final Thought Nikki is searching for a deeper meaning in her work. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #94 Vibrant Technical Difficulties

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2021 63:03


    Between you and Nikki she's in a car to the airport reflecting on why people feel too uncomfortable asking for the things they want or don't want. Andrew discusses the quantity of I love you. You Heard It Here First, the challenge of podcasting on milk crates, changing your situation can be therapy and 48 Hours with Dennis Rodman. In Nikki's Reddit Dump we learn temperature conversion tricks, about deadly pelicans and noodle brains. And in the Final Thought Andrew shares a very bad dare. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com


    #93 Antarcticouhl

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 94:48

    Between you and Nikki she loves to play word games, tried blush way too young and wants to want to be a cat lady. Andrew is surrounded by kids and keeping sane with his girlfriend. The news goes off the rails when Producer Noa hoped for positive news stories but lands on one of the best things on the internet. For Top1 Bottom1 they try to talk about the latest thing they did for themselves. In the Final Thought Nikki has a message for the Besties. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #92 Speeding in a Manatee Zone

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 85:54

    Between you and Nikki she had to blur her eyes again but she couldn't do it hard enough. Andrew is visiting his family and seems to have rabies on the brain. You Heard It Here First, how to cover up peeing in the shower, coffee burns, waking up early and a sports story about dating with a disability. Fanthrax mail is exactly what Nikki and Andrew want to hear and in the Final Thought, Nikki wonders if rising to fame in the 90's could have been less toxic than now. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #91 Unlofty Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2021 85:38

    Between you and Nikki, White Lotus is ok and she knows where the orange hue on the studio chair is from. Andrew enjoyed seeing Nikki spend time with her dad EJ who has a peculiar taste in shoes. Nikki realizes that Andrew's childhood toys were from before he was born and she has an uncanny talent at figuring out the years these toys were produced. You Heard It Here First, hosting TV as a comedian, a weird reason to ghost someone, the OnlyFans conspiracy and dating someone with the same name as your ex. In Slice of Life, Nikki and Andrew reveal what happened behind the scenes of an IG video that was posted of Andrew trying to remove pizza from the oven. And all rainbows in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #90 They Venti A Latte!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2021 96:49


    Between you and Nikki, she wonders if she should give up her last name and looks to David Spade's book for inspiration. Andrew creates a loud crash and then explains it. They discuss repetitiveness, bite sizes and attraction. You Heard It Here First topics include: intimacy and sexual desire, social media and Mama June. Nikki's Reddit Dump teaches us a lot about pleasure and stuff we learned too late in life. In the Final Thought they discuss dying on the side of the road, yes you read that correctly. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com


    #89 A Moment's Notice

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2021 94:24

    Nikki ponders how we used to spend our time as kids when we couldn't go outside and also takes you through her latest Sephora haul. Andrew is ok with convenience but Nikki likes to walk an extra mile at the airport. You Heard it Here First, how do you dispose of a sex doll?, RIP OnlyFans, another unfortunate 'Ledge Head' and a gratuitous battle of the nerds. In the Top1 Bottom1 they discuss childhood toys. Nikki and Andrew end the show by peeping their latest searches. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #88 This Is Professional Mode

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2021 97:10

    Between you and Nikki, she loved an early morning karaoke session with besties. She is still not smoking weed despite all the pot signs in her world. Andrew again had the midnight runs and realized that he needs to slow down on cauliflower pizza. They talk about relationships, communication and autonomy. You Heard It Here First, No, we will not be in your 'metaverse', a sad cab ride, Rick Flair is not eating some lady out on a train and in Andrew's Sports Moment they discuss an NBA star's opinion on college. The Fanthrax bag has a note about a 'Not Andrew', a superstition and besties talking in their sleep. In the Final Thought they try out karaoke mic modes and discuss FBoy Island's Casey's charm. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #87 Special Fboy Island Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2021 125:14

    It's Fboy Island Season 2 on HBO MAX announcement day but there is so much more to dig into from Season 1. Nikki and Andrew are joined by CJ Franco, Josh McDonald and Garrett Morosky. Lots of behind the scenes stories, shocking revelations that even Nikki the show's Executive Producer didn't know about, who is together today and who might be together in the future! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #86 Fish & Women Have Feelings

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2021 76:29

    Between you and Nikki she is loving thy self! Andrew walked straight into embarrassment this morning and feels bad to delay the FBoy episode. In the news, friendship appreciation, you really can't masturbate where ever, Garrett Morosky's text to Nikki and love bombing vs limerence. Nikki finds some intriguing questions in her Reddit Dump and a Final Thought about love language. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #85 Gilligan Island of Mouths

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2021 93:01


    Between you and Nikki she has specific superstitions. Andrew is lamenting saying good-bye to his girlfriend and Nikki has reopened a book she closed a long a time ago. You Heard it Here First: Phrases that are commonly said wrong but not by Nikki, Andrew has a theory about why men do stupid things on dates and no one cares about stinky celebrities. In the Top 1 Bottom 1, they talk about candy and in the Final Thought Nikki talks about a prank her friend David Spade played on a private jet! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com


    #84 Little Horse & The Shower Tooth Tiger

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021 85:49

    Between you and Nikki, going on IG live with besties was more fun than watching Mr. Corman. Andrew and Nikki discuss the reality of hooking up with a guy who has ED as opposed to how the show portrays it. You Heard it Here First: it's easy to spot a narcissist politician, kids and sleepovers and a coach who wants to make history in the NBA for her skills. Fanthrax takes an interesting turn and in the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew wrap the show with some ASMR. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #83 A Clenched Fist w/ Tom Scharpling

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 82:54


    Between you and Nikki emotions are out of order and so was the taping of the show. Nikki and Andrew welcome Tom Scharpling who's life is currenly in a new book called: It Never Ends: A Memoir with Nice Memories! You Heard it Here First, tattoos on kids, the problem with having a large penis and Nikki has a theory about why Machine Gun Kelly shaved his head. In the Blankest Thing You've Ever done, Tom shares a humiliating story about talking to Patti Smith. In the Final Thought, Nikki and Andrew revisit the argument they had that was not mentioned earlier in this description and get to a good place. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com


    #82 Sick of This Aunt

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2021 86:44

    Between you and Nikki, there is a need to discuss the season finale of the Bachelorette. Andrew shares his take on it too and they both reveal some secrets of reality TV shows. You Heard it Here First, more of the Bachelorette, deal breakers that are obvious and Keith Urban is right not to care about Nicole Kidman's sex scenes. Nikki's Reddit Dump includes odd jobs and odd heels. And in the Final Thought, why bullies are out of style! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #81 It's Been A While...

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2021 89:10

    Between you and Nikki, everyone has a dating history and it's ok to see it on social media. Nikki lets Andrew in on the chain she has going with her closest girlfriends and their latest inside joke. You Heard it Here First, Andrew crushes the headlines with his personal story that is out of this world. They cover their Top1 Bottom1 "touches" and in the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew share their last words. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #80 You're Slipping Slim

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 83:21

    Between you and Nikki, take your meds and try to get your angry friends to talk. Andrew helped Nikki make a birthday call to her dad EJ and he got to hear the infamous horizontal tooth story. In the news, profane parrots, how to maybe avoid prostate cancer, Andrew meets a layered man and a cat steals an MLB game. Listeners send Fanthrax from around the world and in the Final Thought, Andrew leaves us with a strange cliff hanger. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #79 A Kangaroo Stampede of Emotions

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 98:34

    Between you and Nikki it is not fun struggling with the idea that you are a 'stained person'. Andrew is dealing with missing his girlfriend by being giddy and cleaning the apartment. You Heard it Here First, it sucks to have anger issues, kangaroos can be ice breakers, breadcrumbing that is not on Andrew's mattress and the greatest women supporting each other! To celebrate a newly created subreddit for Couhl, Nikki and Andrew present a Collection of Couhls. In the Final Thought, they empathize with an attention seeking method. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #78 Stay Flat Safe

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2021 82:08

    Between you and Nikki, she is wondering how Andrew doesn't have a prep bag and how he is able to enjoy looking at his own self. Andrew is care free when Nikki goes through her hair routine. You Heard It Here First, a very bad first date, bad FBI practices and forgiving the past. Nikki's reddit dump contains unintentional humor and a frustrated baby and in the Final Thought they talk about a recent proud moment. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

    #77 A Thousand Cut Offs

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 90:21

    Between you and Nikki, San Antonio rubbed off on her. Andrew is filling his girlfriend's side of the bed with popcorn now that she's gone. Nikki reflects on her her depression and cleanliness go hand in hand. In the news, getting electrocuted, Orcas are the incels of the sea and A-Rod's thirst trap. Everyone felt guilty over naming their bottom 1 couple but felt good naming the top. And in the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew talk about an elderly couple they saw at the airport. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

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