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Data driven analysis for dynasty baseball leagues. Also, lots of banter and terrible jokes.

The Dynasty Guru Podcast


    • Jan 11, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
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    • 164 EPISODES


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    Episode 164: The Legends' Farewell

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 62:40

    Keaton and Patrick, two absolute legends, hug it out on their last pod as co-hosts of the preeminent dynasty podcast. The dudes catch up amidst the lockout, hit the Five Tools of Fantasy Balls, give their last nominees for Top Podspect, and close out with a few listener questions.Again, thanks for tuning in. If you get a chance, show them some love on Twitter. They deserve it.

    Episode 163: FA Signings and Lots of News

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 96:37

    Keaton and Kyle take the DC mics today to discuss some recent free agent signings, lots of news and notes from around the league, and some listener questions. Tune in!

    Episode 162: 2022 Trade Targets

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 67:00

    Keaton and Taylor take the DC mics today to discuss some quick news and notes from around the league then head directly into their offseason trade targets heading into 2022. Also, listener questions!

    Episode 161: We've Run Out Of Topics

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2021 47:32

    Keaton and Jordan team up to discuss news and notes from around the league, hit this week's 5 Tools, and discuss a plethora of crowd-sourced topics from the Twittersphere. Thanks for listening!!

    Episode 160: Heat Check

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 69:29

    Keaton and Taylor take the DC mics today to discuss news and notes from around the league, review this week's 5 Tools, and another round of Top Podspect.

    Episode 159: 5 Tools Of Fantasy Balls

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 61:16

    Patrick, Keaton, and Jordan are back for an awesome episode! They discuss news and notes from around the league, review this week's 5 Tools, and a new round of Top Podspect. Thanks for listening!

    Episode 158: In The Zone

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2021 70:23

    Jake, Shelly, and Jordan are back! They discuss news and notes from around the league, review this week's 5 Tools, a new round of Top Podspect, and even fit in a listener question to close out the show!

    Episode 157: A Brad In The Hand Is Worth Two Romanos In The Bush

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2021 71:05

    Patrick and Keaton catch you up on the latest dynasty news (trade time, baby!!), The Five Tools of the Week, and, honestly, just have a great time in general talking baseball this week. Tune in!

    Episode 156: Scotcheroos And Other Fun Stuff

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 81:48

    Jake, Shelly, and Jordan are back again to discuss news and notes from around the league, review this week's 5 Tools, a new round of Top Podspect, and even fit in some listener questions to close out the show!

    Episode 155: Top 500 Update Discussion

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2021 83:33

    Keaton, Shelly, and Jordan are back! As usual, they keep you up to date on the latest news and notes from around the league so you can start tackling the second half of this crazy season. Then, they discuss some interesting names (fallers, risers, etc.) in their upcoming Top 500 Dynasty Rankings before closing out with another round of Top Podspect and listener questions.Tune in now!

    Episode 154: Ohtani At 1.1 In 2022?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021 97:34

    Patrick and Keaton join forces on the latest episode to chat about the latest dynasty news, The Five Tools of the Week, another round of Top Podspect, and fit in some great listener questions as well. Also: would you take Shohei Ohtani at 1.1 in a new dynasty startup draft? Tune in now!

    Episode 153: The Horses Have Escaped

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2021 77:46

    Jake, Shelly, and Jordan are back again to discuss news and notes from around the league, review this week's 5 Tools, a new round of Top Podspect, and even fit in some listener questions to close out the show!

    Episode 152: You Pickin' Up What I'm Puttin' Down?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 79:30

    We have a new host!! Kyle Brown makes his Dynasty's Child debut as he and Patrick discuss news, notes, and injuries from around the league, play a little "You Pickin' Up What I'm Puttin' Down?", and answer listener questions!

    Episode 151: Gittens' Kitten Mittens

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2021 68:41

    Jake, Shelly, and Jordan get together on the Latest Dynasty's Child to discuss the latest news and notes, injuries, the Five Tools Of The Week, and another round of Top Podspect!

    Episode 150: What A Doozy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021 74:50

    In today's episode of Dynasty's Child, Keaton, Shelly, and Jake reunite to chat about some recent MLB trades, an unfortunately large mountain of injuries, and a new segment called the Five Tools Of The Week! The vets also take time to cover another round of Top Podspect and answer your listener questions before signing off. Tune in!Outro: Pyro by Kings Of Leon

    Episode 149: So Long, And Thanks For All The Emails

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2021 64:13

    Keaton, Shelly, and Jordan reunite to cover all the usual suspects: news and notes, injuries, minor league standouts, Top Podspect, and answer a few listener questions!

    Episode 148: The Return Of The Keaton

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2021 67:26

    Keaton Returns!! In today's episode of Dynasty's Child, Patrick, Shelly, and Keaton cover all the latest news and notes, injuries (an unfortunately large portion of the pod), call-ups, Top Podspect, and answer ALL the listener questions!

    Episode 147: Not A Hero, Not A Scientist

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021 81:47

    In today's episode of Dynasty's Child, Patrick, Shelly, and Jordan cover all the latest news and notes, injuries, call-ups,  players whose outlooks have changed in the first month, and answer some listener questions! Tune in!Outro: Oceans by Seafret

    Episode 146: This Is A Family Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2021 68:12

    In today's episode of Dynasty's Child, Patrick, Shelly, and Jake cover a ton of news and notes from around the league, check in on some injured players, nominate some more top podspects, and answer a few listener questions as well!!

    Episode 145: Alarm Bells Ringing

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 76:23

    In today's episode of Dynasty's Child, Patrick, Shelly, and Jordan cover all the latest news and notes from MLB, do some early-season venting, and bring back the Top Podspect segment! Tune in!Outro: Lost by Dermot Kennedy

    Episode 144: We Can't Have Nice Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2021 67:41

    In today's loaded episode of Dynasty's Child, Patrick, Shelly, and Jake cover a ton of news and notes from around the league, take some early victory laps, nominate some top podspects, and answer a few listener questions as well!!Outro: The Night We Met by Lord Huron

    Episode 143: News, Notes, and Early Awards

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2021 77:26

    In today's loaded episode of Dynasty's Child, Keaton, Shelly, and Jordan cover a ton of news and notes from around the league, pick their way-too-early award winners for 2021, and answer a few listener questions as well!!Outro: Almost (Sweet Music) by Hozier

    Episode 142: Marlins Dinger Machine Gun Kelly

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2021 71:21

    In today's episode of Dynasty's Child, Keaton, Shelly, and Jake talk news and notes, recent injuries from around the league, and of course, talk about TDG's Relief Pitcher Rankings for 2021. As usual, they hit on players to target and avoid, and mix in some listener questions as well. Tune in!Outro: Bad Habit by The Kooks

    Episode 141: It's Always Robbie Ray

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 82:00

    In today's episode of Dynasty's Child, Patrick, Shelly, and Jordan discuss recent news and notes from around the league, give their thoughts on some new rules hitting the minor leagues this season, hit on some later-round starting pitchers to target and avoid, and answer a listener question!Outro: Sleep On The Floor by The Lumineers

    Episode 140: I Love Pitching. It's The Best.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 80:46

    In today's episode of Dynasty's Child, Keaton, Shelly, and Jake talk news and notes from around the league, who to target and avoid in the consensus starting pitcher rankings, and answer some listener questions. Tune in!Outro: Call Off Your Dogs by Lake Street Drive

    Episode 139: Adam Eaton the Dust

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 81:55

    In today's episode of Dynasty's Child, Keaton, Shelly, and Jordan discuss recent news and notes from around the league and hit on some outfielders to target and avoid heading into 2021!Outro: I Can't Make You Love Me / Nick of Time by Bon Iver

    Episode 138: Yordan, I Kneed To See It

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 86:44

    In today's episode of Dynasty's Child, Keaton, Shelly, and Jake talk all the exciting recent signings, trades, as well as the first half of TDG's consensus outfield rankings for 2021. As usual, they hit on players to target and avoid, and even mix in a few listener questions. Tune in!

    Episode 137: Not My Dans-Bae Swanson

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 85:54

    In today's episode of Dynasty's Child, Keaton, Shelly, and Jordan discuss all of the recent signings from around the league, discuss shortstops to target and avoid heading into 2021 and even answer some listener questions!Outro: Lost in My Mind by The Head and The Heart

    Episode 136: We're So Close To The End

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 70:33

    In today's episode of Dynasty's Child, Keaton, Shelly, and Jake discuss the Pirates recently offloading some relevant fantasy starters, various other exciting signings, and then dive into the third base rankings before they answer some listener questions!!

    Episode 135: Maybe We'll Be Cool Someday

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 88:07

    In today's episode of Dynasty's Child, Patrick joins Shelly and Jordan to catch up on life, discuss all the recent relevant dynasty news, and throw out their second basemen to target and avoid heading into 2021. This is a fun one!

    Episode 134: Boring Joey Votto

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 74:21

    In today's episode of Dynasty's Child, Keaton, Shelly, and Jordan discuss some exciting trades and signings and break down first basemen they are targeting and avoiding heading into the 2021 season!

    Episode 133: Scary Sanchez

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2021 90:35

    Keaton, Shelly, and Jake discuss the latest news from around the league (what's up, Padres fans!!), discuss catchers to target and avoid, and also answer some listener questions!

    Episode 132: The Dumb Rockies and Other Tender Topics

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2020 56:08

    Keaton, Shelly, and Jake discuss the latest signings, non-tendered players, trade scenarios as well as answer some excellent listener questions.

    Episode 131: FYPD Mock Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2020 47:59

    Keaton, Shelly, and Jordan discuss Keaton's latest baking adventure, plenty of news notes, run through a FYPD mock draft, and discuss how far is too far when it comes to researching prospects.

    Episode 130 - A Whole Buttload of Suck

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2020 57:24

    The Dynasty's Child crew is on fire today as they discuss relevant playoff performances, interesting declined player options, and where they think some recent free agents will end up during the offseason.

    Episode 129: Mocktoberfest!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2020 75:24

    Keaton, Shelly, and Jordan discuss the latest playoff news and give us their thoughts on the ongoing #TDG2EarlyDyno draft.

    Episode 128: Jake Likes Henley's

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2020 62:15

    On this podcast, Keaton, Shelly, and Jake talk about news around the league and then try to predict the season's awards. Outro: Lazy Eye by Silversun Pickups

    Episode 127: Finland Isn't Real

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2020 74:45

    In this episode, Keaton, Shelly, and Jordan discuss the latest news from around the league and debate some struggling performances and weather we're buying or selling them.Outtro: After Midnight by Blink-182

    Episode 126: Keaton's The Idiot

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2020 72:30

    On this episode, Keaton, Shelly and, Jake catch up on the latest news from around the league and discuss the rash of recent pitching prospect promotions and finish with a philosophical question of how to build a dynasty pitching staff.

    Episode 125: Call Up City

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2020 64:28

    On this episode Keaton, Shelly and Jake review the latest news from around the league, talk about some happy and sad performances for this season and answer some listener Q'sOuttro: Silhouettes by Colony House

    Episode 124: He's A Mushroom

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2020 82:08

    On this episode Patrick, Keaton and Jordan discuss the latest news from around the league and then hit on some guys that are making us Big Happy and Big SadOuttro: Camera Theif by Atmosphere

    Episode 123: Kyle Tucker Soft

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2020 81:41

    On this episode, Patrick, Shelly, and Jake catch up on the latest news from around the league, talk prospects and answer some listener Q'sOuttro: This Disorder by The Features

    Episode 122: Jordan Hates Teenagers

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2020 61:37

    In this episode Keaton, Shelly, and Jordan catch up on the latest news from around the league and discuss some guys they're buying and selling.Outtro: Lazy Eye by Silversun Pickups

    Episode 121: Cucumber Salad

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2020 52:03

    On this episode, Keaton, Shelly, and Jake catch you up on the relevant fantasy news from around the league and finish off the divisional prospect series with the AL WestOuttro: Tesselate by Alt-J

    Episode 120: NL West

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2020 51:41

    On this episode, Keaton, Shelly, and Jordan review the latest league news and continue the divisional prospect series with the NL WestOuttro: This Disorder by The Features

    Episode 119: AL Central

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2020 67:05

    In this episode Keaton, Shelly and Jake review the latest news from around the league and continue the Divisional prospect series with the AL Central.Outtro: Camera Theif by Atmosphere

    Episode 118: Jordan Killed A Squirrel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2020 66:36

    Patrick, Shelly, and Jordan are in to talk about the MLB draft and the fantasy impacts of it and answer listener questions.Outtro: Legend Has It by Run The Jewels

    Episode 117: Can I Have a Twick?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2020 52:27

    On this episode, Shelly, Jake, and briefly Keaton, talk about the most recent state of negotiations between players and the league and continue the positional prospect series with NL Central.Outtro: In The End (Remix) by Mellen Gi & Tommee Profitt

    Episode 116: Barrage Of Seagull Poop

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2020 61:06

    On this episode, Keaton, Shelly, and Jordan discuss the latest news from around the league and continue their prospect series with prospects from the NL EastOuttro: This Disorder by The Features

    Episode 115: Best Thing Since Cured Meats

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2020 73:02

    On this week's episode Keaton, Shelly, and Jake talk about the latest news from around the league, play an active baseball superlatives game, and review deep prospects from the AL East.Outtro: Darkside by Blink-182

    Episode 114: The Future

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2020 80:38

    Jordan and Shelly are in for this episode covering the latest news from around the league, talking COVID effects on themselves and fantasy, and then dive into a futuristic fantasy draft.Outtro: Flexicution by Logic

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