No One Is Listening

Did you watch all 10... yes, 10 films nominated for an the Best Picture Academy Award? You did!? you Psychopath! We did too, so strap in and get ready to hear our rankings of all the films from worst to first. No One is Listening is proud to present the 2022 Best Picture Selection Show featuring Neely.

We did it! After 2 long years and a pandemic, we finally put the nail in the coffin of Season 2.  Join us as we look at all the topics from this season and discuss any further deep dives into the subject matter. We also bring up those pesky Red Cards from this season. Oh, and Season 3 is confirmed as we fill the Magic Sack, and get back to business.

Well, this season is coming to an end.   Join us in exploring the final topic of Season Two. In typical Chris fashion, his final topic is a giant-sized and all over the road.  Get ready to learn about 1990s Action Figures.... and Derrick's dark secret. 

We're approach the end of season 2, but do we have one hell of an episode here. This week, we explore Dave's final topic of the season, the wonderful Mr. Mel Brooks.Tune in and learn how Mel has made such an impact on us. We discuss his life, film career, and of course his EGOT.  There's no shortage of jokes and one liners as we talk everything from "The Producers" to "Dracula: Dead and Loving it."Follow the show on social @noilpodcastPlease rate & review this episode (if you've got guts)

Welcome to the best podcast in the world. That's probably a lie, but this week the No One is Listening Podcast reach deep into the Magic Sack and talk about Derricks final topic of the season... Final Fantasy VIIThat's right, get your Chocobos ready, and sharping your giant sword.  We will be talking all about the  1997 Playstation classic, Follow the show on social @noilpodcastPlease rate & review this episode (if you've got guts)

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the Red Card. Welcome to Episode 13 of Season 2. This week, the No One is Listening Podcast travels to a galaxy far far away and heads straight to the dark side. Join us as we take a dive into the final Red Card of Season 2, The Rise of Skywalker.The Red card is a special idea for Season 2, it's a subject that one of us very much dislikes.Follow the show on social @noilpodcastPlease rate & review this episode (if you've got guts)

It's "guest-isode" time. Welcome to Noah is listening.  Join the No is Listening Podcast and their good friend Noah, as they examine the Xbox classic, Halo. Halo was the first person shooter that changed all first person shooters forever. Seriously, go play Goldeneye.  This week we look into Halo and its history, its legacy, and it's future.  Learn more about the game that made Microsoft a contender in the video game console years, and learn how it impacted our lives.Follow the show on social @noilpodcastPlease rate & review this episode (if you've got guts)

Welcome True Believers... I mean... Nonlisteners! Remember how cool the Marvel Cosmic Universe was when everyone wore bellbottoms in the 80's and 90's? Yea, neither do we. Welcome to it's destruction.  This week, we bust out the old comic book collection and discuss Marvel Comics Annihilation event.Curious about how Drax became a badass, how much Gamora likes skull bikinis, or how to kill Thanos? Well, you're in luck. The No One is Listening Podcast is heading to space, and we may never return. Join us as we surf the annihilation wave, straight into one of most underrated comic events to ever happen.Follow the show on social @noilpodcastPlease rate & review this episode (if you've got guts)

Get over here!... and check out the latest episode of the No One is Listening Podcast.  This week we dust off the old Super Nintendo and talk about the game that changed everything, Mortal Kombat 2.No button mashing here, the NOIL Boys travel to Outworld and try to save the Earth Realm from the evil Shao Kahn. Choose your fighter as we get "toasty" exploring the history and cultural impact that Mortal Kombat had on world of video games.Follow the show on social @noilpodcastPlease rate & review this episode, you weak pathetic fool!

The 3rd Red Card has been dealt.  In this week's episode of the No One is Listening Podcast, the guy explore one of the most disappointing movies in existence, Spider-Man 3.  Derrick doesn't as much "hate" this film, but is more disappointed by it.  So much that he had to make this his Red Card. How, did this movie go so wrong... Sam Raimi, Venom, The Guy from Wings... how was this movie such a disappointment? Tune is Web Heads, we'll tell you how.Follow the show on social @noilpodcastPlease rate & review this episode (if you've got guts)

Is this the cursed episode of season 2? We think it is. Join us as we bring all the beer and pretzels and take a look into the wünderful world of Oktoberfest.Join the NOIL Boys as the dust off their lederhosen and an beer steins as they talk about the history of Oktoberfest and hear all about Dave's adventures at the biggest beer fest in the world. Follow the show on social @noilpodcastPlease rate & review this episode (if you've got guts)

We're doing it LIVE!!! We have a mid season surprise, our first podcast in front of a live audience! Recorded as a part of Free Comic Book Day 2021, We here at the  No One is Listening Podcast, decided it was our  obligation to talk about the Disney+ series, LokiFollow the show on social @noilpodcastPlease rate & review this episode (if you've got guts)

I don't know what to tell you, folks. We're finally taking a plunge into the sports world. Yup, you heard that right. Sports! Welcome friends, to the wide world of No One is Listening. The only podcast willing to tackle the hard hitting topics from 26 years ago. Join us as we examine "The 1995 Cleveland Sports Season"1995 was a strange, significant, and sad year for the Browns, Indians, and Cavaliers. New Stadiums, a World Series. and a City losing their cherished football team. We could of had Kobe, We had Bill Belichick as a coach, we won 100 games in a shortened season. This all sounds silly and made up, but its true. Follow the show on social @noilpodcastPlease rate & review this episode (if you've got guts) 

Christopher bought a really nice rug for this episode, but I would really hate to tell you what happened to it. Welcome to episode 6 of season 2 of the No One is Listening Podcast. This week we take a roll down memory alley and discuss Christopher's topic of the 1998 Coen Brothers' classic, The Big Lebowski.Join us as we present to you, our first ever outdoor episode.  So, sit back, relax and grab yourself a white Russian. Fair warning, we don't roll on the Shabbos.Follow the show on social @noilpodcastPlease rate & review this episode (if you've got guts)

Say our name... say it!!! Alright, you don't have to.  Hello friends, welcome to episode 5! This week we are talking about one of the greatest TV shows of all time, Breaking Bad. You heard that right, this week take a meth fueled dive into Christopher's topic and talk all about loving family man Walter White.  So, sit back, blaze up, and watch us cook up some of the finest, purest, and addictive podcasts around.  It's Science, bitch.This podcast was recorded prior to the pandemic.Follow the show on social @noilpodcastPlease rate & review this episode (if you've got guts) 

We know Kung Fu. Seriously, we downloaded it from Pirate Bay years ago.  Welcome to episode 4. Welcome to the real world.  Welcome to The Matrix.That's right, the NOIL Boys are taking the leap of faith and examining Derrick's first subject of Season 2, The Matrix.  We're talking Neo, Morpheus, Agent Smith, and Rob Zombie raves. Oh 1999, you were crazy.  Now we ask you, are you the One?Social: @noilpodcastRate & review this podcast (if you have the guts)

Oh hell naw y'all! Our first red card has arrived & its dripping head to toe in bedazzled wranglers & rage. Hold onto your ba-donk-a-donks & crack open a cold one; Episode 3 dives saddle first into Dave's topic: “Modern Country Music.”That's right…we discuss our opinions on the Red Solo Cup generation from our high atop our lifted pick up trucks, drunk on domestic beer & hanging with country babes. Also, like our topic this week, the entire episode is autotuned just like Hank Williams & Patsy Cline desired!Whether or not you enjoy modern country music we hope you light one up for the 1st red card of the season! Christopher & Derrick were put through the ringer on this episode truly suffering the wrath of Dave's red card & as a reminder this episode is NSFW!See you on the other side cowboy!Social: @noilpodcastRate & review this podcast (if you have the guts)

Watch your nuts & your butts, the No One is Listening podcast delivers episode 2 with some broken bones & Rip Taylor flair; that's right, we're talking ‘Jackass.' Join the NOIL Boys as they explore one of Dave's subjects and learn all about how Johnny Knoxville influenced our "dumb" years.Season 2 of NOIL continues to bring the pain as we reminisce our favorite moments of the pivotal MTV Jackass series & movies!This podcast was recorded prior to the pandemic and we omit the release details of the upcoming Jackass Forever film which we are totally stoked for!If you enjoy this ride down the gutter with us please subscribe for more awesome weekly podcast content!Follow the show on social @noilpodcastPlease rate & review this episode (if you've got guts)

The crypt has been opened & No One is Listening RETURNS in mighty fashion for Season 2 with EP1: Alexisonfire!We kick off Season 2 with an amazing music exploration much like Season 1's premier episode "Amy Winehouse"The NOIL crew dive into one of Christopher's favorite bands; the legendary Canadian quintet, Alexisonfire.Christopher helps walk the NOIL crew through the colorful history of AOF, screamo music, side projects, & the hugely talented musicians in the group! No surprise, Christopher also gets to dream about his desire to be Canadian; no surprise there.Although this episode was recorded prior to the pandemic Christopher, Dave & Derrick are all vaxxed up & are bringing the heat this season! If you enjoy EP1: Alexisonfire make sure to subscribe & stick around for more!Follow the show on social @noilpodcastPlease rate & review this episode (if you've got guts)

Get ready for Season 2!!! New Episodes start Tuesday July 27th

Everyone, we did it! We made it through this Pandemic, and the NOIL Boys are back in the same room. Welcome to the Quarantine Quality Time finale. On this episode, we hand out our awards to 10 very special pandemic/pop culture categories.

On a very special episode of QQT, we welcome Jay Bartlett, the star of the film "Nintendo Quest" and the streaming series "Action Figure Adventure" and ask him all the hard hitting questions... Just kidding, Derrick asks him about M.A.S.K.

The days of Quarantine Quality are coming to an end, and season 2 is about to return to the forefront. Welcome to one of the final episodes of QQT. This week we discuss McDonald's crispy chicken sandwich, Resident Evil Village, A&E's biography of Shawn Michaels, and the usual talk about BBQ and hotdogs. We like to keep you on your toes.

On this episode of QQT, the guys discuss Dave and Derrick's Skyline Chili Dog punishment for poor Oscar selections, We recap Falcon and the Winter Solider, The NFL Draft, Nobody, and whatever else we discovered this week to keep us occupied during the pandemic. Strap you colostomy bag on tight, the end of QQT is in sight.

Welcome to the 17th annual No One is Listen Best Picture prediction show. This week we discuss all 8 of the films that have been nominated for the The 2021 Academy Award for Best Picture. Join the NOIL Boys and special guest Neely as we make our predictions for this year's Best Picture and discuss what we loved or hated about this year's nominees. Plus find out what punishment awaits if we choose poorly.... Muwhahahah!

Well, It finally happened, we compared wieners. This week on QQT, we talk "Q: Into the Storm", Covid-19 vaccines, Godzilla vs. Kong, The Walking Dead season finale, Invincible, and what are the top hotdogs to buy this Summer. Tune in to learn that Dave is most definitely not Q.

It's finally arrived in all it's 4:3 glory, The Snyder Cut. Was it everything we hoped for? Does Jason Momoa still talk to fish? Can we add some slow motion hotdogs? Guess you're going to have to listen to this episode dedicated exclusively to reviewing Zack Snyder's Justice League. Join the NOIL boys and special guest/former host Brett as we talk all things Justice League.

In the the immortal word of Hacksaw Jim Duggan, "HOOOOOOOOOOO!" Welcome to this week's episode. The NOIL boys bring all the pop culture clout and drip on this episode of Quality Quarantine Time. This weeks plethora of pop culture subjects include discontinued snacks, St Patrick's Day foods, AEW's exploding death match, the ewok battle wagon, Green Day, Oscar nominations, and Derrick's acceptance of hair plugs. U-S-A! U-S-A!

Hey Boys and Girls of the internet. This week we bring you the lukewarmest of takes on WandaVision, Garbage Plates, and what we are doing to stay busy during the plague times. Plus, we have a special guest... Chris's French girlfriend or fiancée, Neely! Heavy amounts of going off the tracks and WandaVision spoilers ahead, You've been warned, chump.

3 weeks in a row!? I know. It's weird, but let's keep it going. On these week's episode from the Covid Crypt we talk Tiger Woods, WandaVision predictions, Cheese, Pizza, and give the "hockey horn salute" to the fallen. Join us for another crazy episode as we talk about what is keeping us entertained in pop culture during the plague.

Look at this, another new episode. This week we tackle a plethora a dumb topics from Meat Mountain, Snow in Texas, NES collections, and Chris name dropping his new YouTube channel. Sit back and hold on to your butts.

Hello, is this thing on? Hey friends, don't mind the dust. This has been one crazy Midwest winter, but we're back. The NOIL Boys are ready to go. Well... kind of. Once we knock off the rust. Join us as we master the art of segues. This episode we discuss Tom Hank's wigs, Josie and the Pussycats, The Cleveland Baseball name change, and WandaVision... Oh, and Quiznos.

We are back, and holier than ever. Get ready for a new episode of Quarantine Quality Time, where we discuss what we're doing, watching, and cooking during the current plague. Let's have some fun, and try not to get aggressive like Christopher.

Is this stuff still going on? Covid is still here, and we're stil social distancing, but that doesn't mean the NOIL Boys can't make an exciting new episode of Quarantine Quality Time. So come on in and learn about what the guys are doing to stay entertained during the plague of 2020.

It's been a minute, we know. We're slowly dusting off the cobwebs and emerging from the crypt. That's right, there is life, but we must feast on nothingness. Get ready for an episode in which we discuss everything, and yet talk about nothing. No one is in charge, there are no rules. The madness seems to be settling in. Also, we talk about Uno.

Welcome to a groundbreaking episode of the No One is Listening Podcast. This episode we welcome our first female guest, and we picked to most adorable friend we know. Join Dave and Derrick as the try to maintain their best behavior as the lovely and super cute Ami joins for an episode filled with video games, TV shows, snacks, movies and even books.

Reunited and it feels soooooo good. Welcome to Episode 3 of Quality Quarantine Time, and the boys are back together! Join Chris, Derrick and Dave as they finally record a QQT pisode together. This week the they will discuss what they're watching, doing, cooking, and feeling during this week in quarantine. Tune in for hot takes on Dave Chapelle, Million Dollars Potatoes, and the Cleveland Browns' new uniforms. Let's get weird.

The good news is Derrick is back, the bad news is Christopher is missing :( Don't worry though, we brought in a guest, Tom the Enigmatic One. This week on QQT, we will discuss what we did to stay entertained during this week of the quarantine lock down. Tune in to hear our takes on Wrestlemania, Vegan Chili, The Mr Bean movie and Dave going to the movies with wizards... Also, Pornhub premium is free right now.

Since we decided to postpone Season 2, we remotely started recording a new series talking about how we keep ourselves entertained during the our self quarantines. Plus, we miss each other and you. This Episode we will be discussing Joe Exotic, what snacks we're munching on, how many Police Academy movies there actually are, and where Derrick is. We will also be joined with our special guest, Kyle from the Star Wars Friends Podcast

Guaranteed to be our most quotable episode ever! In the final episode of What's Your Favorite? we dig up some of the most memorable movie quotes over the years... and one of us gets so shooked, they start to scare Derrick's dogs. Thanks everyone for join us during this break in seasons, and we hope you enjoyed these mini episodes. Up next... Season 2 see you in a couple weeks.

They're not dolls, they're action figures! Say it loud, and say it proud fellow nerds. Welcome to another shorty episode of What's Your Favorite. This week, we ask the question What's your favorite action figure... and talk a lot about Type-O Negative?

As the great band Foreigner once said, "It feels like the first time." We think they were talking about the first episode of Wings... which is probably Foreigner's pick for favorite series premiere. That's right, the guys sit down and discuss some of their favorite first episodes of some greatest television shows ever. Join the No One is Listening boys as they recall the shows that hit them the hardest and made an impact.

We're in the home stretch, only of few more episodes of What's Your Favorite? are left. In this week's shorty episode, the NOIL Boys search their brain cells and discuss their favorite Movie Cameo.

Oh my God! Mama Mia! He's Broken in Half! Wrestling is probably really boring without announcers. Join the NOIL Boys as they take a moment out of their day to discuss the true maestros on the microphone, the announcers of Professional Wrestling.

Get ready to put up your dukes. The No One is Listening boys are coming at you like a spider monkey, and you better be ready. This week on What's Your Favorite?, the guys talk about their favorite fight scenes and how much they love the Slap Chop. Tune in, subscribe, and leave a review.

"What's Your Favorite?" is just a small sampler of the No Is Listening Podcast... It's like a tiny piece... it's like an appetizer before the main course. ehh, ehhhhh? Anyone? Okay, I tried. Here's an episode about food.

Happy New Years!!! We're back, baby! It was a rough couple weeks of sickness, lost voices, and Santa's Hos. Now, we're ready for the second half of "What's Your Favorite?" and we're discussing 007 himself, James Bond. Listen on your radio watch or whatever crazy device you have from mi6... and you bet your ass we mention Pussy Galore

As Stan "The Man" Lee would say, "Welcome True Believers!" This week, we dust off the long boxes, and find our old VHS's and talk about our favorite team of mutants. This week's mini-episode of What's Your Favorite, is all about The Uncanny X-men. Spoiler alert, we all pick Jubilee.

It's that special time that happens once a year in a fictitious United States of America... The Purge. We know, it's unusual, but go with it. Would you commit a crime, or would you hide like a wimp? Tune in, tell your friend or friends, This gets weird. Special guest appearance by Bailey and Brutus

Listen up ya turkeys, it time to pass the can cran and the candied yams. The NOIL Boys are pouring a thick gravy on their favorite Thanksgiving food. Get ready, strap in, loosen your belt and prepare to watch the Detroit Lions lose, cause it's Thanksgiving time.

Alright, let's get weird, but yet oddly refreshed. Join the NOIL boys as we talk about our number choices for favorite lemon lime soda, or for all our Midwestern peeps, POP.